00:04Absolutely fascinating.
00:06Mythology is marvellous.
00:08Ah, what a great read.
00:14Time to return this to Marty.
00:16See you in a bit, Mr. Cat.
00:18Meow, meow.
00:22And action.
00:26No, no, no.
00:28How can someone be so sluggish?
00:30Where's the passion in your performance?
00:33Where's the soul?
00:34You have to really step into the character.
00:37My plan has to be executed to perfection.
00:40With my talent as a fantasy adventure filmmaker and actor,
00:46people will flock to theater to see my film,
00:49and I'll be idolized.
00:51Ooh, a pretty butterfly.
00:54Stay focused and take it from the top.
00:56You hear that, you pathetic nag?
01:00And don't forget you're a proud steed, okay?
01:03Fizzalot, scene 647, take 43.
01:06And action.
01:11I am Fap Noodle, king of Fizzalot,
01:14and I vow to save the world from the terrible Muldark.
01:25Come on!
01:26Huh?
01:27Nyah!
01:30Oh, a unicorn!
01:32The legend is true.
01:33Oh, but how did it end up in this far-flung, dreary world?
01:37Can I take a break, boss?
01:39I'm thirsty.
01:40You're supposed to be a fine steed.
01:42You'll get a drink when you nail your roll.
01:45Fear not, noble creature.
01:47Magoo is here to help.
01:51I should have guessed.
01:56I'll take good care of you.
01:58My book taught me everything I need to know.
02:03Lucky you, Mr. Cat.
02:05You get to share your basket
02:06with the most beautiful creature in the world.
02:09The most beautiful creature in the world?
02:12Ah!
02:19Look what I have here.
02:20Rose water.
02:22Fit for a unicorn.
02:28Oh, no.
02:29Look at the state of your mane.
02:31Poor thing.
02:32All neglected like that.
02:34I know.
02:35I'll braid it.
02:38What a pretty unicorn.
02:41Such silky hair.
02:42You're the greatest wonder in the world.
02:46Now, now, Mr. Cat.
02:48Don't be that way.
02:49It's not every day that we get to host a mythical creature.
02:53Psst.
02:54Hey, Weasel.
02:55Over here.
02:56The coast is clear.
02:57Let's go.
02:58No.
02:59Thank you.
03:01I like it here.
03:03They take proper care of me.
03:04I can even sleep in a basket.
03:07Ugh.
03:08May I remind you that I'm making the greatest movie in the history of cinema,
03:13and you are in it!
03:15Hmm.
03:17Fine.
03:18Hmm.
03:31And a little nail polish for a little manicure.
03:39Oh, no.
03:40She's been kidnapped.
03:43Good idea, Mr. Cat.
03:45Let's sniff them out.
03:46You're not a dog, but I trust you.
03:49Okay.
03:50So this is the scene where the noble hero gallops for hours on end to find the fair maiden.
03:56I hope you stretched her legs.
03:58Hmm.
03:59Hmm.
03:59What?
03:59The lights are too harsh, and they're in my eyes.
04:03Hmm.
04:06There.
04:07Hmm.
04:10Happy now?
04:10Can we get back to it?
04:12Hmm.
04:13Nah.
04:14Hmm.
04:15What would the diva like now?
04:18I don't think my character would say,
04:21Something like,
04:24Better conveys how he's feeling.
04:27Are you serious?
04:29I'm the director here!
04:30I am a unicorn.
04:32People will go to this film to see me.
04:35I demand a little respect.
04:39Nice one, Mr. Cat.
04:41I knew you'd find her.
04:43Hands off the unicorn, evil warlock,
04:45Or you'll get a taste of my sword!
04:48Fine.
04:49I guess we're doing it the hard way, then.
04:54Charge!
04:56Charge!
04:58Charge!
05:00Charge!
05:01Charge!
05:01Charge!
05:03Charge!
05:04Charge!
05:04Charge!
05:04There, take that!
05:05Ha-ha!
05:06You defend yourself well, rascal!
05:08Weasel, help me!
05:10They're stopping me from building my masterpiece!
05:13No can do.
05:14I just had my mane braided.
05:21Nice move!
05:22But you haven't seen anything yet!
05:27Holey!
05:28Never turn your back on an opponent!
05:30No!
05:34He feigns and...
05:36He strikes!
05:44Gotcha!
05:46Not such a big guy now, are ya?
05:49Any last words before meeting your fate, vile poacher?
05:53Hm.
05:54When asked so kindly.
05:57Look here, my favorite unicorn!
06:01Come and help me!
06:02For me?
06:09You won't get me with your trickery!
06:12Your time has come!
06:14No!
06:15No!
06:16My fem!
06:19Evil has been vanquished.
06:21Farewell, oh unicorn!
06:23May you live in peaceful beauty.
06:25A fine spectacle!
06:27Don't you think, Mr. Cat?
06:29Meow!
06:32Marnie, my dear!
06:34Thank you for loaning me this book!
06:35A fantastic read!
06:37Oh, uh...
06:38My pleasure, dear Magoo!
06:40Say, um...
06:41I don't suppose I could have an autograph?
06:43You too?
06:45Everybody wants one today!
06:46I wonder why!
06:48Oh, thank you so much!
06:52At least you're on the poster!
06:54When you really think about it, that's what you wanted!
06:57To be in the spotlight!
06:58Right, boss?
06:58I'm gonna gooooooo!
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