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00:00:05Every golfer knows this model, ball on the water, career on the line, but not a single
00:00:11player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:18Oh shit!
00:00:41Holy! I could take that back! Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:48Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:52Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:56You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:01:01How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:03Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:07Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:11Ambiotic fluid embolism. Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:01:17I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:25I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:01:32Claire, my wife. Yes.
00:01:36No, come on. What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:57No matter what happens, we'll always love you. Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:05Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:19I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you. I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have
00:02:26been by your side.
00:02:28I promise. I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:41Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:44Are you sure? If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties. Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:08Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:13We look just like the pros.
00:03:15Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:03:18Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:28There you go. Now I'm paying you. Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:34You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:39That's enough.
00:03:51Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly. This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:58Come on, Mia. Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:03You're really going to risk offending us for this... nobody?
00:04:14Let me handle it.
00:04:18See? Even the help knows its place.
00:04:20Go to Trash. Do anything for a buck.
00:04:22Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:24I bet he will.
00:04:25I bet he will.
00:04:42Your form is sloppy.
00:04:45Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:51Throw them out.
00:04:54Get off of me!
00:04:55Hey, hey, hey! Don't touch me! Hey!
00:04:59Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a... flagpole?
00:05:04Yeah. I could have done better. I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:09He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:12Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:15Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:20Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:24I'm sorry. I don't play golf.
00:05:27I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:31I see real talent in you. Don't waste it.
00:05:35It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:51Hey, Bobby.
00:05:53Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:55You know, making a comeback.
00:05:57I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:59I already told you my answer.
00:06:00I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:12Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:14I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:15Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:18You need to come to the school now.
00:06:29What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:35Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:36Hey!
00:06:42You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:46Oh, God.
00:06:48It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:51What a small world.
00:06:52My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:55He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:57That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:06:59Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious Arts Academy
00:07:04for gifted young children.
00:07:06Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:11But...
00:07:11But you're too poor.
00:07:12Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:15Yeah.
00:07:15Guess what?
00:07:16Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:19And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:23So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:29Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:34I don't need it.
00:07:36I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:39I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:42But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:46This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:49And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:52And you let it happen.
00:07:53Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:55I can't stop that.
00:07:57Then you suspend her.
00:08:00I...
00:08:01Hey.
00:08:11Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:13There is 10k.
00:08:15Forget about art school.
00:08:18Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:23It's not my fault.
00:08:25You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:32Come on, Angel.
00:08:33Get your stuff.
00:08:34Let's go.
00:08:36See?
00:08:37I told you so.
00:08:39Wait.
00:08:39Mr. Smith.
00:08:40About that donation.
00:08:42Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week, I'll be forced to give the spot
00:08:48to Rosa.
00:08:49I'm sorry.
00:08:56Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:58No.
00:08:59I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:01I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:03I'll be a good kid.
00:09:04I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:07No, sweetie.
00:09:08I'm sorry.
00:09:10And don't worry.
00:09:12Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:09:20I've buried the man I used to be.
00:09:22But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:24It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:42Gabriel.
00:09:43Get my clubs.
00:09:46I'm back.
00:10:07Sis, qualifying match is next week.
00:10:09Woo!
00:10:10I'm gonna destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:15Aw, Jake.
00:10:16You're our best shot.
00:10:17With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:21They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:23If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would've...
00:10:26Jake is young and talented.
00:10:28Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:30It's a shame the legendary golfer Lion retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:34If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:38Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:42Didn't you want to marry him, too?
00:10:44What? Shut up.
00:10:46Two yards.
00:10:49What?
00:10:55What do you mean, two yards?
00:10:57His grip's weak.
00:10:59Ball's gonna fade.
00:11:00Two yards to the right.
00:11:02Shut up, dude.
00:11:03You're just the homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:06Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:09I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:11Ignore him, okay?
00:11:12Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:14He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:17But you guys really don't see this?
00:11:20I guess that makes sense.
00:11:22This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:25Well, tell me.
00:11:27What do you see?
00:11:352.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:38And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:40If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:42Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:44He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:46What do you know?
00:11:47How about you go?
00:11:48And go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:50You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:52What?
00:11:58Hey, it's free advice.
00:11:59Take it or leave it.
00:12:00But we can't even think about qualifiers because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:202.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:29Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:30Nothing.
00:12:31What's up with you guys?
00:12:33I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:34Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:37This...
00:12:41Come on, man.
00:12:43Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:47Oh man, let go!
00:12:48You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:50You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:53Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:55I was right.
00:12:56He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:59Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:01Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:02It'll just take a moment.
00:13:03Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:06This guy's a rookie.
00:13:07Or, he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:10I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before quals.
00:13:12No.
00:13:13No.
00:13:14I believe him.
00:13:15And he makes a good point.
00:13:18He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:21Seriously?
00:13:22He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:26He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:27A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:13:29I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:44Who's this asshole?
00:13:46Tyler Carter.
00:13:47Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:13:49You know.
00:13:49Most recent world champion.
00:13:52And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:58It's all on my wrist, baby.
00:14:04Ready?
00:14:08It's always here to start shit.
00:14:10Yeah.
00:14:11Got it.
00:14:11Oh.
00:14:12Good job, baby.
00:14:14Oh my gosh.
00:14:17Look who it is.
00:14:20Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:23Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:25Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:28You're not welcome here.
00:14:29Leave.
00:14:32Oh.
00:14:33Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:35Is that the best August you've got nowadays?
00:14:37You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:38How about that?
00:14:39Me, uh, dreaming of trophies?
00:14:42When your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:46God.
00:14:47It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:51Look.
00:14:52We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:54It's just not possible.
00:14:55Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:57You sign over August to me.
00:14:59And I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:02We can all go home happy.
00:15:05All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:06It's all yours, baby.
00:15:09Never.
00:15:12August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:14My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:18Okay.
00:15:19Option two.
00:15:20You put this on.
00:15:23You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:25I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:27Fuck you, man.
00:15:28Fuck you!
00:15:29You and me, let's go at it.
00:15:31Sudden death match.
00:15:32Lose your backside of the quals tomorrow.
00:15:37So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:15:40He's an idiot.
00:15:43Fine.
00:15:43But you better not be all bark.
00:15:46You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:56Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:58Fuck off, man.
00:15:59Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:01You need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:02He's provoked you, okay?
00:16:03You're too emotional now.
00:16:04And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:06You won't win.
00:16:07Shut up!
00:16:08You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:10You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:13Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:27You see that?
00:16:293.02 yards.
00:16:31Mid fairway.
00:16:32And you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:36Show him, Jake.
00:16:39That stance.
00:16:40It's too low.
00:16:42That ball's going off course.
00:16:44What did you just say?
00:16:45I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:47Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:16:48You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:52I'm going to swing here, okay?
00:16:53Don't backseat it.
00:17:05Hopeless.
00:17:06What an idiot.
00:17:07Oh, my gosh.
00:17:102.13 in the rough?
00:17:12Oh, my God.
00:17:14My granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:22Oh, my God.
00:17:41My granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:42You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:43This is serious.
00:17:45Okay, guys.
00:17:45Whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:18:02Holy shit.
00:18:06Let's go!
00:18:07That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:09Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:11A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:12Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:17Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:19Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:18:32Guys.
00:18:33Jake's ahead.
00:18:34With that perfect lie, we might just win this thing.
00:18:36Come on, Jake.
00:18:37You gotta pull through.
00:18:43Thanks, doll.
00:18:49Ready or not.
00:18:51Here I come!
00:18:53Oh!
00:18:54Hey!
00:18:55Shit!
00:18:57Should've been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:59Oh, my God.
00:19:00He was standing right here.
00:19:02You knew that.
00:19:02You did that on purpose.
00:19:03It's against the rules.
00:19:05I thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:19:07Doing this casual, there's no need for rules.
00:19:10I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:12There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:15Wherever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:21A torn ligament?
00:19:23Must've been strained for a long time.
00:19:26Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:28Who is he, really?
00:19:31Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:32I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:33No.
00:19:34I can keep going.
00:19:35I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:41August Golf Club,
00:19:42it's the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:44I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:49It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:51If I find you in my bed tonight naked,
00:19:54I might let you keep your club.
00:19:55What the fuck did you say?
00:19:56Watch this bitch.
00:20:02Is that the best you got?
00:20:05I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:17Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:19He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:20:20But his wrist...
00:20:21Will you stop?
00:20:23As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:25No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:31You're still powering through?
00:20:33Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:38That's enough!
00:20:44I'll take it from here.
00:20:48Will you back off?
00:20:50This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:51Go mow the lawn, you cretin!
00:20:54Jake, that's enough.
00:20:55Step down.
00:20:56If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:58Let Bobby take over.
00:21:02Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:21:05You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:21:08What?
00:21:09Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:14You got some balls.
00:21:16I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:19You better not let it get into your head.
00:21:25This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:36This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:41And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:44Just look at yourself.
00:21:46Covered in filth.
00:21:47Carrying around a burden.
00:21:49You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:55Excuse me, sir.
00:21:57Don't mind him.
00:21:58He's an asshole.
00:22:00I'm Mia.
00:22:01I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:05And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter,
00:22:07I'd be happy to help.
00:22:24I'm a kid.
00:22:30He's an asshole.
00:22:33I'm a kid.
00:22:38We're happy to have power with you in your life.
00:22:43That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you
00:22:47beg for mercy in front of her grave.
00:22:49I'm begging.
00:22:50The only one begging is gonna be you, pal.
00:22:52Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:54You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:58And, losers gotta get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:23:04Deal.
00:23:06You better keep your word.
00:23:20This guy's putting on a blindfold, is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:24We're screwed.
00:23:25What clue is groundskeeper's gonna ruin it for August?
00:23:28Wind speed, five miles an hour, humidity, sixty percent, good weather for making it in the
00:23:36hole.
00:23:45Please clear the water.
00:23:47Forget about the hole.
00:23:49You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:50I win.
00:24:04What the fuck?
00:24:07What the fuck?
00:24:09Is he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:11There's no way.
00:24:12It's a trick shot.
00:24:12You can't control where it lands.
00:24:18What the fuck?
00:24:20What the water?
00:24:21No, I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:23But how?
00:24:24It's a miracle.
00:24:25Am I dreaming?
00:24:26Did we actually beat the gold hills bastards?
00:24:29This is impossible.
00:24:31There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:34Impossible.
00:24:36That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:38No.
00:24:39Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:41Even Kane.
00:24:43Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:52Is he?
00:24:53A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:55Who are you?
00:25:00Who are you?
00:25:01Me?
00:25:02I'm a nobody.
00:25:03I'm a gardener.
00:25:04I just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:06I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:10Yes.
00:25:11Of course.
00:25:11You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:13We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:15Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:18Can't leave it with this guy?
00:25:20He probably doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:25:22I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:23We should reconsider.
00:25:23Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:26I mean...
00:25:27How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:29If he was really that talented, why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:32All the things he could be doing.
00:25:34Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier, we'd be left out.
00:25:38Okay, silence, all of you.
00:25:40I believe in Bobby.
00:25:42And he's our only hope now.
00:25:44Hey, Bobby.
00:25:45I got cash, hot babes.
00:25:48You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club,
00:25:51I got anything you could ever want.
00:25:53I can't pay you cash or an advancement, but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf
00:25:59Club.
00:26:00If you'll still have us.
00:26:02I heard golf clubs going bankrupt, dude.
00:26:05Every check you get is going to bounce.
00:26:07Come on.
00:26:08Don't be stupid.
00:26:09Just give me the word.
00:26:10It's all yours.
00:26:15Tuition, 70k a year.
00:26:25I just mowed the lawn. I don't need much in life.
00:26:33I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:36My heart's racing. What's going on?
00:26:40You old bastard.
00:26:42You're gonna regret this.
00:26:44Hey!
00:26:45Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:47What are you talking about?
00:26:48What are bets?
00:26:50You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:51My brother?
00:26:52Kane Carter?
00:26:53He's the grand champ.
00:26:55Your little amateur ass, are you sure you want this?
00:26:58It doesn't matter who it is.
00:27:00A bet's a bet.
00:27:05Baby, help!
00:27:07You bastard!
00:27:08You're gonna regret this!
00:27:10Men honor their words.
00:27:12Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:27:15What are you, little boy?
00:27:16You motherfucker!
00:27:18Mark my words!
00:27:19You motherfuckers are gonna regret this.
00:27:22Come on, girls.
00:27:32You lost to a groundskeeper?
00:27:35A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:38It was a fluke.
00:27:40If you just give me another chance, I'll-
00:27:42I'll do-
00:27:42Ah!
00:27:44Useless!
00:27:44The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:27:47You better not film me again in the qualification match.
00:28:00I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:28:03But-
00:28:04It wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:28:09I can't believe he's been retired for six years already.
00:28:12You still think about him?
00:28:18I don't know.
00:28:20Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:37Come on.
00:28:39Well where?
00:28:41We're leaving.
00:28:44you're drunk
00:28:46I'm taking you home
00:28:48party pooper
00:28:51such a gentleman
00:28:56I'm so thirsty
00:28:57I'll get you some water
00:28:59thank you
00:29:19I've been driving
00:29:21what's the timing
00:29:22did the work and it's all for me
00:29:26I've been driving
00:29:28no compromising
00:29:29I'm right where I'm meant to be
00:29:41Mia you're drunk
00:29:44are you sure this is what you want
00:29:46mmhmm
00:30:24I had a lot of fun last night
00:30:30I had fun too
00:30:31a lot of fun
00:30:36good afternoon
00:30:38my name is Joanna Wilson
00:30:41vice president of the USGA
00:30:43on behalf of the Gophers Association
00:30:46I'd like to welcome you all
00:30:48to the US Open Press Conference
00:30:5550 players with the top all-time rankings
00:30:58will be exempt from the local qualifying round
00:31:01but this year
00:31:02we'd like to reveal those rankings
00:31:04with something special
00:31:08this AI powered golf ball
00:31:10can scan your swing ID
00:31:13and match to your rank
00:31:15now
00:31:16who's up first
00:31:19matches to our all-time high rank right
00:31:23I guess you losers
00:31:24ought to pack up and get going
00:31:31hey so what if we're up against Golden Hills
00:31:33got nothing to be ashamed of
00:31:35yeah
00:31:35we're all pros here
00:31:36you think you'll beat us all?
00:31:38be my guest
00:31:40okay
00:31:40let you write down
00:31:42that was a measure of that
00:31:43probably
00:31:50yeah
00:32:00nice man looks like we're locked in
00:32:01absolutely we are
00:32:02it's done
00:32:03enough wasting my time
00:32:05by the way
00:32:07only reason I let you two go first
00:32:08so that everybody here
00:32:10is aware of how underranked you are
00:32:17this is a press conference
00:32:18not a dumpster
00:32:20what are you doing here?
00:32:21you're an amateur buddy
00:32:23you're gonna embarrass yourself over here
00:32:24well I guess we'll just see about that
00:32:27okay
00:32:29okay
00:32:31sit back
00:32:32you'll see my rank
00:32:34hey
00:32:34get this
00:32:35I want a close-up on his face
00:32:37while I crush him on my heel
00:33:09he's 15
00:33:10every member of Golden Hill is a total beast
00:33:13pretty much
00:33:13don't cry though
00:33:15it's okay
00:33:16you may lose me
00:33:17but all of you are better than him
00:33:22you know it's sad Mia
00:33:23the best you've got is dead last
00:33:25you know Tyler shut up
00:33:26August is not gonna be dead last
00:33:28yes
00:33:29mark my words
00:33:30Mia don't waste your breath on this guy
00:33:32he's ranked 15th
00:33:34he's a nobody
00:33:36wow
00:33:37that's something coming from the gardener
00:33:39do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:33:43gardener?
00:33:44the August golf club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open
00:33:47what the hell?
00:33:47yeah she sure did
00:33:48I think he should be disqualified
00:33:50all in favor raise your hand
00:33:55golfers are forged from hard work and talent
00:33:57everyone deserves a shot
00:33:59the only insult here is your elitist attitude
00:34:01that's cute
00:34:02August golf course owner crashed the press conference
00:34:05but threw a tantrum
00:34:06and she did
00:34:06golf club on the verge of going bankrupt
00:34:09okay that is not what is happening here
00:34:26trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash
00:34:32I'm gonna knock you off your high horse
00:34:37what do you think you're doing?
00:34:38ice here kid
00:34:39you're not gonna want to miss this
00:34:48this is my rating
00:35:07six years ago you retired
00:35:09banished without a trace
00:35:12only leaving behind your legacy
00:35:18talented golfers
00:35:19right come and gone
00:35:21Cain was crowned the new king of golf
00:35:24he's nothing compared to you and your peak
00:35:27Mr. Hale
00:35:28you have to see this
00:35:30we got a ping on the golden scanner
00:35:33the all time number one
00:35:38I guess he couldn't wait
00:35:40to celebrate your comeback
00:35:43I'm gonna return all your trophies to you
00:35:47take these let's go
00:35:49I'm a champ
00:35:53what?
00:35:54why is his ranking locked?
00:35:56according to the Govers Association rules
00:35:58only the top 10 golfers in the nation have their rank locked
00:36:02that means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the US
00:36:05no
00:36:06that can't be right
00:36:07well there you have it folks
00:36:09cold hard facts
00:36:10I guess the whole world's gonna know
00:36:12that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark
00:36:15and no bites
00:36:19quickly to the press conference
00:36:21and bring the trophies
00:36:23all of them
00:36:24I want the world to know
00:36:26that the roaring lion has returned
00:36:31wait
00:36:33there's an explanation for this
00:36:34he's not a pro golfer
00:36:36so he's probably not even registered
00:36:38yeah that explains it
00:36:39how would a failing club like the Ologists have a top 10 player with him?
00:36:43well if I'm just an amateur
00:36:45and you lost to me
00:36:47what does that make you?
00:36:49you're getting pretty cocky over there buddy
00:36:51you know the Golden Hills created this AI system
00:36:53we have the right to unlock it
00:36:55if you get on your knees right now
00:36:57I might let you go
00:36:59don't take my generosity for granted
00:37:01well go ahead unlock it
00:37:02I'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself
00:37:06go boys
00:37:08you're gonna regret that
00:37:10get ready folks
00:37:11this little clown's about to give us a strip show
00:37:24what?
00:37:26he's not just in the top 10
00:37:28he's the best in the country?
00:37:30that means
00:37:31he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane
00:37:34how?
00:37:36could it be?
00:37:38no that can't be right
00:37:41there's gotta be a glitch in the system
00:37:43he's got a point
00:37:44can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying
00:37:46raking leaves?
00:37:47nowhere
00:37:47thank goodness
00:37:48you almost ruined our association's reputation
00:37:51you just had one lucky stroke
00:37:53you thought you could fool me you little bitch
00:37:56this golf tournament's for pros
00:37:57not no amateurs like you
00:37:59boys get them out of here
00:38:00that's not up to you
00:38:02that's up to the golfers association
00:38:05Miss Wilson
00:38:06as the vice president of the association
00:38:08there has to be a rule against this discrimination
00:38:11Tyler
00:38:12should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:14I knew you
00:38:15making you my VP
00:38:16was the best decision I could make
00:38:22you're on their side?
00:38:23oh don't act shocked
00:38:24it's called networking sweetheart
00:38:26I know your little backwater club
00:38:28don't even know what that is
00:38:31I think we should get them out of here
00:38:32an unranked opportunist like yourself
00:38:36doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler
00:38:40on behalf of the golfers association
00:38:42I'm revoking your entry into the US Open
00:38:46you bastards
00:38:47I'm reporting you to the president of the association
00:38:50Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism
00:38:53the chairman?
00:38:54that old man is busy drinking tea in his office
00:38:57don't bother him with your petty drama
00:39:00nepotism's a big word for you, Mia
00:39:03you think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:06he's got better things to do, sweetheart
00:39:08boys, get them out of here
00:39:10I'm sick of seeing their faces
00:39:11make sure they're gone
00:39:13I don't want them crawling back
00:39:14this is my turn
00:39:21this is my turn
00:39:28hands off
00:39:32that's the bus the chairman had custom made for lion
00:39:35no one's ever seen it
00:39:37why did he bring it today?
00:39:38the riders
00:39:39president's cup
00:39:40masters
00:39:41the open
00:39:42the PGA tour
00:39:43they're all grand slam trophies
00:39:45and there's multiple
00:39:46Mr. Chairman
00:39:49what are you doing here?
00:39:50I'm here to remind everyone
00:39:52that the open is run by the Golfers Association
00:39:57not Golden Hills
00:39:59Mr. Chairman
00:40:00these two crashed the press conference
00:40:02I'm just throwing out the trash
00:40:05the trash?
00:40:09how dare you?
00:40:11do you have no idea
00:40:13who he is?
00:40:14are you serious right now?
00:40:16you're forgetting who makes your paychecks
00:40:19who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:25he is the top ranked golfer
00:40:28Mr. Hale
00:40:29there's a bug in the system
00:40:31he's not even in the rankings
00:40:33he's a nobody
00:40:34a nobody
00:40:36so all these trophies he won
00:40:39mean nothing to you?
00:40:40all these trophies belong to him
00:40:43that's impossible
00:40:45he's done the impossible
00:40:46time and time again
00:40:48all these trophies belong to him
00:40:50and to him alone
00:40:51he is
00:40:53the legendary golfer
00:41:01the legendary golfer
00:41:03sir
00:41:06I need to talk to you
00:41:07in private
00:41:10what is he hiding from me?
00:41:14look
00:41:16I'd appreciate it
00:41:17if you kept my identity a secret
00:41:20Eleanor's still young
00:41:21and I don't want the press hounding her
00:41:24I am so sorry Claire
00:41:26I wasn't there for you
00:41:28I was chasing trophies and wins
00:41:30and I should have been by your side
00:41:33I promise
00:41:35I will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:41:41I've been waiting for this moment for so long
00:41:45I understand
00:41:46I can keep your secret
00:41:48thanks
00:41:50here we go
00:41:55after a thorough review
00:41:57we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system
00:42:04since we cannot guarantee ranks
00:42:06all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:11and then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:42:16everyone except Tyler Carter
00:42:24what?
00:42:26I'm the highest ranked person here
00:42:28we don't need some AI system to prove that
00:42:30and you have no right
00:42:31to disqualify me
00:42:33I am the president of the golf association
00:42:35and the host of the US Open
00:42:39you have that right
00:42:40you old bastard
00:42:41you're making a mistake
00:42:43making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club
00:42:44over this nobody?
00:42:46enough
00:42:47you and your golf club
00:42:49have been a menace to the golf society
00:42:51for far too long
00:42:53you have no authority here
00:42:57take them out
00:42:58you can't do this
00:42:59you can't do this
00:43:00you reckless bastard
00:43:02as for you
00:43:05the golf association has no room
00:43:07for a Golden Hills simpering laptop
00:43:11you're fired
00:43:12you can't fire me
00:43:14I am the vice president
00:43:15you can't fucking fire me
00:43:18you bastard
00:43:22I have heard that Golden Hills
00:43:24has been experimenting
00:43:25with an AI neural chip implant
00:43:27now this gives their golfers
00:43:29expert calculations
00:43:32just watch out
00:43:33I wouldn't worry about that
00:43:35I chose to come back
00:43:37I'm ready for anything
00:43:40come what may
00:43:41come what may
00:43:54all right
00:43:55you can open your eyes
00:44:03so you want to guess
00:44:05what I got you
00:44:05for your birthday
00:44:07I don't know
00:44:08but I do know
00:44:10that I'm gonna love it
00:44:11because it's a present
00:44:12from daddy
00:44:17daddy
00:44:18is this all for me?
00:44:20it's just like my drawing
00:44:21yep
00:44:22yep
00:44:22it's all yours sweetie
00:44:27oh
00:44:28I can't forget this
00:44:35perfect
00:44:37my princess
00:44:38may I have the first dance
00:44:41yes
00:45:01mirror mirror
00:45:03on the wall
00:45:04who's the prettiest princess
00:45:05of them all
00:45:06why it's you
00:45:08my pretty little princess
00:45:10Elinor
00:45:11wait daddy
00:45:12I've got you a present
00:45:15this is my lucky bracelet
00:45:17I made it at school
00:45:18Miss Maya says wearing it
00:45:20means good things will happen
00:45:22daddy
00:45:23you're gonna be the bestest
00:45:25golf player ever
00:45:26I'll be cheering for you
00:45:28and I know mommy will too
00:45:29I never wanted Elinor
00:45:31to worry about me
00:45:32so I didn't tell her
00:45:33about the match
00:45:34but it looks like
00:45:35she knew all along
00:45:37thank you sweetie
00:45:40I promise
00:45:41I'm going to get you
00:45:42everything you ever wanted
00:45:49welcome everybody
00:45:50to the final qualifying round
00:45:51for the US Open
00:45:52which is also known as
00:45:54golf's longest day
00:45:56today's gonna be a 36 hole round
00:45:58which means only the top 50 players
00:46:00will advance to the final round
00:46:01so
00:46:02good luck
00:46:03yeah
00:46:04let's do this
00:46:24wow
00:46:26oh dear wow
00:46:27Jim that was incredible
00:46:50you won
00:46:52we won
00:46:54dinner's on me tonight guys
00:46:55we've got to celebrate
00:46:56let's party drink it up
00:46:58love you no come on
00:46:59oh wait Jake
00:47:00we have dinner with dad
00:47:01tonight remember
00:47:01no disgusting
00:47:03he just wants you there
00:47:04he's trying to marry you off
00:47:06with that stupid
00:47:06piece of shit
00:47:07Henry
00:47:08I bet he's gonna be there
00:47:09tonight too
00:47:10yeah I know
00:47:11and I've had enough
00:47:12it's time I end this
00:47:22Lion
00:47:23you've finally returned
00:47:30for the past six years
00:47:32I've torn through the competition
00:47:34but those old timers
00:47:35still insist
00:47:36that it is because
00:47:37you paved the way
00:47:38no matter how many titles
00:47:40I win
00:47:40your legacy
00:47:41hangs over my head
00:47:42hangs over every single trophy
00:47:44like a thorn
00:47:45digging deeper into my side
00:47:47but I'll prove myself
00:47:52when I'm implanted
00:47:54with this ship
00:47:54everyone will be forced
00:47:56to know the truth
00:47:57that I am the greatest golfer
00:47:59in the world
00:48:03I agreed to help me
00:48:04eschew off that trust fund
00:48:06brat
00:48:06by pretending to be
00:48:07her boyfriend tonight
00:48:18hi I'm Bobby
00:48:19it's a pleasure to meet you sir
00:48:22god mid
00:48:23you just drag any bum
00:48:24off the street
00:48:25you dare
00:48:27show your face here
00:48:28dad
00:48:29can you be nice
00:48:30this is the hero
00:48:31I told you about
00:48:32that saved our golf club
00:48:52everyone
00:48:53this
00:48:54is Henry Hale
00:48:56his father is the president
00:48:58of the golfers association
00:48:59golf
00:49:00is in their blood
00:49:02just the type of family
00:49:04that my daughter
00:49:05should
00:49:06marry into
00:49:10Henry is it
00:49:12yep
00:49:13Mia's told me so much
00:49:15about you
00:49:15you're Gabriel's kid
00:49:16you act nothing like him
00:49:18what would you know
00:49:19about my father
00:49:19nothing
00:49:20he's just some broke bum
00:49:22that pulls weeds
00:49:22at our golf course
00:49:28Mia
00:49:28are you serious
00:49:30you brought the help home
00:49:34so humiliating
00:49:35yeah
00:49:36what is he doing here
00:49:38to shine Henry's shoes
00:49:42Mia has good taste
00:49:44I'm sure she'll
00:49:44know if someone's
00:49:46right for her
00:49:46watch it yard boy
00:49:48his father runs
00:49:49a US Open
00:49:49with one phone call
00:49:51he can have you
00:49:52disqualified
00:49:53everybody
00:49:54let's not waste our time
00:49:55on this loser
00:49:56our food's getting cold
00:49:58let's go eat
00:50:03here please
00:50:04allow me
00:50:12oh
00:50:13that reminds me
00:50:14Mr. Collins
00:50:14you have to try
00:50:16one of these
00:50:16I just had him flown in
00:50:18from Cuba today
00:50:19really good
00:50:20Arbanos
00:50:20oh now we're talking
00:50:22real Cuban
00:50:23huh
00:50:24mhm
00:50:27there you go
00:50:28excellent taste
00:50:30young man
00:50:32thank you
00:50:33okay can we not
00:50:34smoke at the table
00:50:35please
00:50:36I got a beard
00:50:38yeah real mature
00:50:42you should really try this
00:50:43new
00:50:44fresh out
00:50:45being special
00:50:56I'm sorry man
00:50:57I mistook that for an ashtray
00:50:58okay that's enough
00:51:00stop disrespecting my guest
00:51:04don't worry about it
00:51:06I'm sure they'll see
00:51:07a new side of me
00:51:08soon enough
00:51:09I brought a gift
00:51:24ew
00:51:24what is this
00:51:26sounds like shiny
00:51:27scrap metal
00:51:28I bet it's all junk
00:51:32Henry
00:51:32show this schmuck
00:51:34what a real gift
00:51:35looks like
00:51:36yes yes
00:51:37thank you for the reminder
00:51:38mhm
00:51:41well Mia
00:51:42I knew you grew up
00:51:44idolizing Lion
00:51:45so I wanted to do
00:51:45something special
00:51:47I got you this
00:51:49this is Lion's
00:51:51old tour card
00:51:51it took me ages
00:51:53to get it out
00:51:54of my father's collection
00:51:55that
00:51:56would go for millions
00:51:57at Sotheby's
00:51:58Henry
00:51:59this is
00:51:59very sweet of you
00:52:02but
00:52:02it's far
00:52:03too valuable
00:52:04I can't
00:52:06can't accept it
00:52:08this is incredibly rare
00:52:11what are you sparking
00:52:12about over there
00:52:13huh
00:52:13worried about that
00:52:15little trash bag
00:52:15that you brought
00:52:16in comparison
00:52:17admit it loser
00:52:18you are jealous
00:52:19because you could
00:52:20never afford
00:52:21a gift like that
00:52:27why don't we make a bet
00:52:30alright
00:52:30alright I'm listening
00:52:33if my gift
00:52:34is more valuable
00:52:35than yours
00:52:36you have to
00:52:37lick this plate
00:52:38clean
00:52:40cigar ash
00:52:49what a coincidence
00:52:52looks like I want to
00:52:54give me a
00:52:54alliance tour card
00:52:55too
00:52:59but not just one
00:53:0310
00:53:05whoa
00:53:06what
00:53:08that's impossible
00:53:09you're just a washed up loser
00:53:11like how is that possible
00:53:14well looks like you lost
00:53:16eat up
00:53:17jeez
00:53:18have I been getting this all wrong
00:53:21I gotta make a phone call
00:53:28wait
00:53:30guys we almost fell for this dude's trick
00:53:32I just talked to my father
00:53:34apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake
00:53:37the only way you can even tell
00:53:39is if you put them against a fire
00:53:41and then the little lion's head will pop up
00:53:43and let's be honest
00:53:45these
00:53:46are certainly fake
00:53:48and now guess what
00:53:49my dad's on his way
00:53:51and we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are
00:53:54you pissed off the president
00:53:57you are so screwed
00:54:00how dare you bring fakes into my house
00:54:04so you all think these cards are fake
00:54:06yeah
00:54:07yeah
00:54:07yeah
00:54:09well I believe Bobby
00:54:10I don't think you'd lie to me
00:54:13well why talk about it
00:54:15let's put it to the test
00:54:16wait no
00:54:17you can't destroy those
00:54:18that's part of lion's legacy
00:54:21that's a disrespected golf itself
00:54:27wait no
00:54:28you can't destroy those
00:54:29that's part of lion's legacy
00:54:31it'd be an insulted golf itself
00:54:33oh my god
00:54:34Mia why are you believing this guy
00:54:36I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these
00:54:39I'm calling him out for having a scam
00:54:46what's going on here
00:54:47what if that card actually is real
00:54:51fire test gold
00:54:54adversity test men
00:54:55yeah
00:54:58you lying con artist
00:55:00I'm sick of your parlor tricks
00:55:02get on your knees
00:55:03admit these are fake
00:55:04otherwise I'm gonna give you a glimpse
00:55:06some of the depths of hell
00:55:10dad
00:55:11this is who I was telling you about
00:55:13this is the con man
00:55:17ow
00:55:18you idiot
00:55:19what do you think you're doing
00:55:21mr. chairman
00:55:22he was the one that brought the fakes
00:55:24we had nothing to do with it
00:55:28fakes
00:55:31no no no no no
00:55:33these are the real deal
00:55:35what
00:55:35what
00:55:38fakes
00:55:41no no no no no
00:55:43these are the real deal
00:55:45what
00:55:46dad what are you talking about
00:55:48are you senile
00:55:49like
00:55:49those can't be real
00:55:51ow
00:55:52did I raise an idiot
00:55:53wait a minute
00:55:54if those cards are real
00:55:56then he
00:55:57he's lying
00:56:00I apologize for interrupting your family dinner
00:56:03I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again
00:56:06and he will be grounded
00:56:08until hopefully he learns his lesson
00:56:10let's go
00:56:11your mother's in the car
00:56:12ow
00:56:13oh
00:56:14it's a person
00:56:15ow
00:56:15we almost destroyed
00:56:18those precious
00:56:20treasures
00:56:21we didn't mean to
00:56:23it was all henry's fault
00:56:26well
00:56:27it looks like dinner's finished to me
00:56:30let's go for a walk
00:56:31that sounds nice
00:56:34it'd be good to get some fresh air
00:56:36away from this stench
00:56:47sorry you had to deal with my family back there
00:56:49don't worry about it
00:56:51I just didn't want our first date to end sour
00:56:58is that your wife?
00:57:08yes
00:57:10she passed in labor
00:57:12I'm sorry
00:57:15I know what it's like
00:57:16to lose someone you love
00:57:18never gets easier
00:57:21I want you to know that
00:57:22I'm not trying to replace anybody
00:57:25I just
00:57:27want to be by your side
00:57:45stay here Mia
00:57:47be careful
00:57:48hey bitch
00:57:51who's gonna save you now huh
00:57:52hey baby
00:57:54no
00:57:56Bobby watch out
00:58:04hey
00:58:08let her go Tyler
00:58:18I thought you were gonna go down swinging
00:58:23those are cute
00:58:24that was my daughter
00:58:28see that
00:58:30it's what you get for going against me
00:58:31you son of a bitch
00:58:35it's time to go join your wife in the hell
00:58:42fuck
00:58:42come on boys
00:58:43you got lucky this time
00:58:45motherfucker
00:58:45next time I see you
00:58:47it's gonna be your last
00:58:48it's okay
00:58:51not yet
00:58:52oh I think it's broken
00:58:54gotta get to the hospital
00:58:57let's go
00:59:06wait
00:59:07don't move
00:59:10not until the doctor says what's wrong
00:59:13I have an itch
00:59:15down there
00:59:17my hands are
00:59:18okay well let me itch it for you
00:59:23is it right here
00:59:31how's that feel
00:59:31that's amazing
00:59:33is that it
00:59:34oh yeah
00:59:35that's so good
00:59:37that's amazing
00:59:39please
00:59:41oh yes
00:59:44what's daddy doing
00:59:46Eleanor
00:59:48daddy
00:59:49hey
00:59:51oh
00:59:52oh
00:59:52sorry
00:59:54hey doc
00:59:55what's wrong with bobby's hand
00:59:57well mr wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture
01:00:00he needs at least six weeks of proper rest or there will be permanent consequences
01:00:05six weeks
01:00:08what about the u.s. open
01:00:09you need rest
01:00:10and that's doctor's orders
01:00:15i missed you eleanor
01:00:16i missed you too
01:00:18wait wait wait what are you doing
01:00:19you need to rest
01:00:20and you're not swinging a club anytime soon
01:00:22i have to go to the u.s. open
01:00:25i'll pop oxy if i have to
01:00:27okay but we only have one a day
01:00:29and it only lasts four hours
01:00:30what are you gonna do when the pill wears off
01:00:32you can't hold the club correctly
01:00:35four hours is plenty
01:00:37i'll win
01:00:38for you and me
01:00:40it's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending
01:00:47welcome to the u.s. open championships
01:00:49the total course will consist of 72 holes across four days
01:00:53the player with the lowest total score will win
01:00:55this year will be at the infamous devil's course
01:00:59the auckland golf club
01:01:01the course consists of 250 acres
01:01:03168 bunkers
01:01:04tall roughs
01:01:05and no water hazards
01:01:06it is heavily designed to punish every mistake
01:01:10who will conquer the devil's course
01:01:12and who will claim the sterling trophy
01:01:18what what
01:01:19wait bobby bobby our groundskeeper
01:01:22is the legendary lion
01:01:24he's a grand slam champion
01:01:26he's never lost a tournament
01:01:28and now that the lion's back
01:01:29if we win august will be saved
01:01:31bobby didn't want to tell him
01:01:33about his injury
01:01:34but his right hand
01:01:35is it really gonna be okay
01:01:55your old news loser
01:01:57still living out your old grand slam glory days is your calling card
01:02:01shut the fuck up tyler
01:02:04feisty
01:02:05i like it
01:02:06you can keep screeching
01:02:07but when i win
01:02:08i'm gonna find something to shove down your throat to shut you up
01:02:11that's a fucking great
01:02:12enough
01:02:12this is a waste of time
01:02:13while lion has been sleeping away all these years
01:02:17i have been conquering this very course
01:02:19year after year
01:02:24you think you can keep up with me
01:02:33you don't wake a sleeping lion
01:02:39i will crush the very pedestal
01:02:41your followers have built up in your absence
01:02:43i will show them once and for all
01:02:46who deserves to be the greatest of all time
01:03:11incredible
01:03:12the golden hills golden boys strike with near robotic precision
01:03:18they're all playing way above their level
01:03:20it's almost like they can see the exact angle arc and swing path
01:03:27man oh man
01:03:29this ai
01:03:30it's incredible
01:03:31it's our secret weapon
01:03:32this has been
01:03:33he can't beat us
01:03:35he's done for
01:03:44can he do it
01:03:53this is your grandson here
01:03:55he's better off as my caddy
01:03:58don't push yourself
01:03:59you can't play like this
01:04:01don't worry about it
01:04:03i'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:04:11all right well you focus on swinging
01:04:12i'll take care of the loss
01:04:39hey are you okay
01:04:42how's the leaderboard
01:04:44there you go
01:04:45good job today
01:04:47let's find out
01:04:51oh thank god
01:04:52we made it to the finals
01:04:54i'm still way behind
01:04:55to win this game
01:04:57i have to catch up quickly
01:05:00game's just begun
01:05:20mia where are you
01:05:24hey do you need something
01:05:25i tried to grab my towel
01:05:27but my wrist still hurts
01:05:30oh yeah hold on
01:05:34can you massage it please
01:05:37the ferocious lion needs some help
01:05:42where does it hurt
01:06:00the finals are tomorrow
01:06:02i don't want you to overexert yourself
01:06:04tonight
01:06:28i brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:06:34eleanor is here to root for you
01:06:38a good luck kiss for daddy
01:06:40now you're gonna win today
01:06:42because you always say i'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you
01:07:01four hours
01:07:02i need to finish before noon
01:07:21what's going on
01:07:22loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag
01:07:24it's
01:07:32wait that guy just pushed bobby's ball deeper into the bunker
01:07:36what are they trying to do
01:07:40that's the game plan
01:07:41the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in
01:07:44he's forced to play an impossible life
01:07:52we're completely dug in
01:07:54what are we gonna do
01:07:58just give it up old man
01:07:59according to our calculations
01:08:01it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke
01:08:05the mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:08:07there's no way these guys are this precise
01:08:11they must be playing dirty
01:08:16you planted microchips in your arm
01:08:19so what if we did
01:08:20all your experience is nothing compared to ai
01:08:31you want a hint
01:08:32the ai has calculated millions of possibilities
01:08:36and it's come up with one conclusion
01:08:38you lose
01:08:39ai's never wrong
01:08:41you're so screwed
01:08:44dude
01:08:45just accept it
01:08:47you're a washed up retiree
01:08:49you can't beat cold hard facts
01:08:51don't you understand that
01:08:52it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:08:57leave it to me
01:09:17how the hell
01:09:18no
01:09:20that goes against all common sense and calculations
01:09:23it's impossible
01:09:30see he landed back in the bunker
01:09:33he still needs two strokes
01:09:36that fossil doesn't understand that ai
01:09:38it runs the world now
01:09:42bobby has one stroke to lay the ball in the hole
01:09:44just to tie with kane
01:09:45shit mia
01:09:47we're done for
01:09:48looks like august can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:09:52the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him
01:09:54it's your biggest mistake
01:09:56making it in the hole from the bunker
01:09:57nobody can do that
01:09:59oh god
01:10:01wait
01:10:02on the green
01:10:03something's moving
01:10:07wait
01:10:09that's my ball
01:10:13did he just
01:10:15ooh so close
01:10:16but looks like bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:10:20it's okay guys
01:10:23even if august golf club goes down
01:10:25we'll stick together like family
01:10:26our cutting edge
01:10:29ai implant chips
01:10:30have exactly what we need
01:10:32to get in your way
01:10:34win
01:10:36in your dreams
01:10:37our ai's calculated your chances
01:10:39and guess what
01:10:40it's a hundred percent chance you lose
01:10:50what's this
01:10:52i can't believe my eyes
01:10:53the ball's still moving
01:10:55look alive boys
01:10:59i'm still in play
01:11:06it stopped
01:11:08a pathetic old man
01:11:10challenging hard facts and data
01:11:12it's impossible
01:11:13yeah he must really be embarrassed huh
01:11:34i knew you could do it
01:11:38our cutting edge ai didn't see that path
01:11:41how did you
01:11:43nah you know what man
01:11:44it's gotta be a bug or something
01:11:45right
01:11:46i mean
01:11:46there's no way that this guy's smarter than ai
01:11:51it's not a bug
01:11:52he took the path that ai
01:11:54considered to be impossible
01:11:56and he did it in one stroke
01:11:58he's done what ai thought to be beyond human ability
01:12:03a free lesson for you
01:12:04all the cold hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course
01:12:11it's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:12:14so all your little microchips won't win
01:12:20now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:12:22bobby and kane are tied for first
01:12:24you know what this means
01:12:26a sudden death rap
01:12:28whoever wins will move on to the next
01:12:32let's go boys
01:12:39what's wrong
01:12:44the painkillers have worn off haven't they
01:12:45don't worry
01:12:47i'll put kane in his place soon enough
01:13:04let's go
01:13:05come on now
01:13:13you've held out long enough old man
01:13:15it's time to end your legacy lion
01:13:24damn it
01:13:25painkillers worn off
01:13:51just give up
01:13:53the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:13:55not wrinkly old deadweights
01:13:57you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:11what the hell are you looking at old man
01:14:13the flag's all the way over there
01:14:15just waiting on the sun to disappear
01:14:18disappear
01:14:19there's not a cloud in sight
01:14:20you really are crazy
01:14:22my experience doesn't lie
01:14:38even the great lion can't come back from this
01:14:42chin up old man
01:14:43you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:14:45for good
01:14:46daddy
01:14:47a lucky magic spell for you
01:14:49i know you can do it
01:14:52you got this
01:14:56soon
01:14:57soon
01:14:58soon what
01:14:59are you praying for a miracle
01:15:01i mean i guess you probably should
01:15:02because it's going to take an act of god for you to win this
01:15:05anything less than that trophy is mine
01:15:07a miracle
01:15:10miracles are for the unprepared
01:15:23the sun
01:15:24it actually disappeared
01:15:37fine
01:15:38at least it'll make things interesting
01:15:50nice shot bud
01:15:51bummer
01:15:52nerdy
01:15:53yes
01:15:54kane slipped up
01:15:56bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole
01:15:59then he's tied with kane
01:16:01it's for another round
01:16:02got this daddy
01:16:04god
01:16:06at his time it's gonna be a total eclipse how's he gonna swing in total darkness
01:16:10this is beyond lion's top records even at his peak
01:16:13plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:16:15you can keep dreaming bud
01:16:18now it's bobby's turn
01:16:20he's looking rough
01:16:21we believe in you bobby
01:16:23you got this
01:16:29wait
01:16:30bobby's not aiming for the saves
01:16:32he's aiming for the flat
01:16:33he's swinging for the wind
01:16:36i'll tell you what
01:16:37i'll sweeten it
01:16:38you pull off this miracle
01:16:40i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:16:42and i'll hand it to august
01:16:48august doesn't want your club
01:16:50your reputation is trash
01:16:55and you
01:16:57i'll go beyond
01:16:59i'll beat the old me
01:17:00after this shot august's name will echo across america
01:17:06now watch this drive
01:17:37and i'll see you next time
01:17:41Fly, golf ball, fly! Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:04How did he do this?
01:18:09Let's go!
01:18:13Let's go!
01:18:14Let's go!
01:18:15Come on!
01:18:15Oh my god!
01:18:16No!
01:18:19I lost!
01:18:21He crushed me!
01:18:23How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:29Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:18:33Folks, did you see this?
01:18:35He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand!
01:18:39He's back, folks!
01:18:40The Goats!
01:18:41The Lion!
01:18:43Bobby Woods!
01:18:49The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:19:00I didn't do this for me.
01:19:04I did it for all of us.
01:19:06For August Golf Club!
01:19:07Woo!
01:19:10You cheated!
01:19:12This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:19:15You were taking pills.
01:19:17I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:19You were doping!
01:19:22No.
01:19:23The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:28You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:30I can prove it!
01:19:37The doping you saw?
01:19:39Painkillers.
01:19:41Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:44Legal.
01:19:45Approved by the association.
01:19:47And cleared prior to competition.
01:19:50It's all documented right here.
01:19:53You.
01:19:54You're on his team.
01:19:56You're in on it.
01:19:57Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:06I have evidence.
01:20:08How about you?
01:20:13I have evidence.
01:20:15Do you?
01:20:18This is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club.
01:20:23Come on, punch you motherfucker.
01:20:25Lion, you finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:36A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:20:39But I did for my daughter.
01:20:41And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:48Stay.
01:20:49We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:54Please.
01:20:55Stay.
01:20:56Stay.
01:20:57Stay.
01:20:58Stay.
01:20:59Stay.
01:20:59Stay.
01:21:00Stay.
01:21:02Eleanor.
01:21:03Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:21:05And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:09I'm staying with you.
01:21:10I'm not golfing.
01:21:14Daddy.
01:21:15I like watching you play golf.
01:21:18I've never seen you so cruel and strong before.
01:21:21You're amazing.
01:21:24I'm a big girl now.
01:21:26Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:29Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:37Okay.
01:21:38Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:21:41Well done.
01:21:43It's oh, yeah.
01:21:50Hey, Darren.
01:21:59And next day, I have to be with you on the show.
01:22:00Let's go.
01:22:00We'll be with you.
01:22:01Go, wait.
01:22:01Let's go, man.
01:22:01Let's go, man.
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