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🖤Ice hockey captain and figure skater, a dangerous chemistry
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00:00You save me, then hate me. I can't keep up with you. What do you want?
00:03You.
00:04What?
00:06I want you.
00:09Mason Reed, hockey captain, king of the rink.
00:13The jerk who makes my life a living hell.
00:18Off the ice, Skyla. Now.
00:21Yeah, before your fat ass cracks it.
00:25Yeah.
00:26I still have one minute of ice time, Mason.
00:29Wait your turn.
00:30Miss Piggy, you're going to haul all the ice time like you haul all your meals?
00:37We have to go.
00:38He may own the school, but he doesn't own the ice.
00:41Skylar.
00:42Skating is everything to me. We aren't leaving until I land this jump.
00:53Blake, are you okay?
00:55I think I landed on my shoulder.
00:58Blake, wait.
01:03Holy shit. It's a beached whale on the ice.
01:11Move.
01:13Move.
01:16Is my bully, hockey captain Mason Reed, actually going to help me?
01:30Well, that was humiliating, Ice Princess.
01:35What, did you think showing me your tits would buy you more ice time?
01:39Nah, man. She didn't need to rip her dress.
01:41She just needed to lose 50 pounds.
01:43I can't believe you.
01:45I just got to get you.
01:46Enough!
01:48My office.
01:49Both of you.
01:50Now.
01:50I'm worried of the lyrics so I can sing along.
01:52I am the latest colors.
01:54I stand above my drum.
01:55Waiting for an invite to never...
01:57Cover yourself up.
01:58No one wants to see...
01:59That.
02:00You heard them.
02:02Cover up.
02:03I am the latest colors.
02:05I hate the news.
02:07Sparks, fly.
02:08It's like...
02:09There have been budgie cuts.
02:11The board is only keeping one sports program.
02:13Hockey.
02:14Or figure skating.
02:16Well, then it's hockey, obviously.
02:17We fill the seats.
02:19Figure skating is just a...
02:21Lame hobby.
02:22Hobby?
02:23We've won more regionals than you.
02:25Yeah.
02:26But people actually want to see us.
02:28You don't pull the same weight.
02:29Oh, right.
02:30Because I'm fat.
02:32How clever.
02:33That's not what I meant.
02:34But it's not like she'd believe me.
02:38If Wade's a problem for you,
02:40Princess,
02:41then do something about it.
02:44Kiss?
02:45My fat ass.
02:47You'd like that, wouldn't you?
02:49That's enough!
02:50Listen.
02:51I'm going to observe both programs this evening.
02:54At the end of the month,
02:55I'll decide who stays
02:56and who goes.
02:59Dismiss.
03:02Hockey.
03:03Hockey.
03:04Hockey.
03:07What do you want, Mason?
03:18You.
03:19You and me?
03:22I want you
03:24to drop out of the competition.
03:26Now.
03:28Go to hell.
03:30Unlike everyone else at this school,
03:32I don't listen to you.
03:34I need to be on that ice
03:36to get scouted.
03:38So do I.
03:39My guys need extra time on the ice.
03:42Time your dying program is sucking up.
03:45You could have all the ice time in a day.
03:47It won't make your team better.
03:49We both know hockey's going to win the funding.
03:52Then once your program's canceled,
03:54I'll have to find a new one.
03:55No one else will take a figure skater
03:57that looks like me.
03:58This program is my only way to make it.
04:01And I'm going to fight for it.
04:03Even if that means telling the king of hockey
04:05to f*** off.
04:09Withdraw.
04:10Before I make you regret ever
04:12putting on a pair of skates.
04:14For it I'll win,
04:15your majesty.
04:21Just don't say I didn't warn you.
04:24Ice princess.
04:26You did.
04:28I just don't care.
04:30I still hold tight
04:31Hoping you give me
04:33something that is real
04:36So if you want me
04:38Why are you tearing me up?
04:40If he thinks I'll just give up,
04:43he's wrong.
04:44Now here when I need you
04:49Bye bye, bye bye bye
04:52Mason wants to talk to you.
04:53Move.
04:54Bat-tard.
04:55Unlike you, London,
04:57I don't go running every time Mason calls.
04:58Oh, that's too bad.
05:00You could use more running.
05:01Let's move.
05:02I said no.
05:05Go, Skylar.
05:06Beg for mercy.
05:15I'm not your property, Mason.
05:17You can't beckon whenever you want.
05:19I always get what I want, Skylar.
05:23You say I can't just beckon you,
05:25but you're kind of stuck standing here.
05:30Sit.
05:31Eat.
05:32Ew, a burger?
05:34Isn't that like cannibalism?
05:36Since she's a cow.
05:39Mock my body all you want, London.
05:41At least I earned my place on the ice
05:43instead of my back.
05:46Hey, don't.
05:49Of course.
05:51My baby doesn't want me
05:52getting in the mud with the pigs.
05:54Why am I here, Mason?
05:56No.
05:58I got you a present.
06:00You can't bribe me, Mason.
06:02I'm not dropping out of the competition.
06:04It's a peace offering.
06:07I'll play nice
06:08if you do.
06:16Since your old uniform ripped,
06:19the hockey team decided
06:20we'd get you something more
06:21yourself.
06:24Move!
06:26Move!
06:34Just drop out, Skylar.
06:36Don't embarrass yourself anymore.
06:41Let's go.
06:45Let's go.
06:48Let's go.
06:49Let's go.
06:51Let's go.
06:56You think it's funny
06:57to make a joke
06:58of my uniform, Mason?
07:01Game on.
07:06This is our game, boys.
07:08Let's show our rivals
07:09who the big dogs are.
07:10We shoot up.
07:12Let's go.
07:13Let's go.
07:14Dude, where are our jerseys?
07:17What the hell?
07:19We have to be on the ice
07:20in five minutes
07:20or we forfeit.
07:21We don't have time
07:22to replace these.
07:23What are we going to do?
07:25We shoot up.
07:27No way.
07:28We're going to look like pussies.
07:30We kick ass
07:32no matter what.
07:33We shoot up
07:35now.
07:37Fuck.
07:46I always get what I want,
07:48Skylar.
07:50fucking Skylar.
07:57Hockey team should have
07:58been out by now.
07:59Where are they?
08:01Oh, I don't think
08:02they'll be showing up today.
08:04Make some noise
08:05for the kings!
08:06Led by your captain,
08:08Mason the King Reed!
08:13They actually wore them?
08:23Skull!
08:27Did you lose something?
08:28Oh, shit.
08:29My bully knows
08:30I was the one
08:31who sabotaged
08:31their uniforms.
08:32Just watch out, princess.
08:34After I win,
08:36I can't wait
08:36to get my hands on.
08:40From Lakeview,
08:41here comes the captain
08:42and enforcer,
08:44Logan Jones!
08:46Hoping the alpha
08:46will get you scouted?
08:47Because your game
08:47sure won't.
08:48I don't care
08:49if I'm wearing
08:49a leotard
08:50or a damn tuxedo.
08:51I'm still gonna
08:52fucking kick your ass.
08:56Yikes!
08:56I knew the school
08:57was full of dogs,
08:58but that's a certified cow.
08:59Don't talk about it
09:00like that.
09:00Matter of fact,
09:01don't even fucking
09:01look at her.
09:03Tell you what,
09:04after I win this,
09:05I'll take her to
09:06Palantown and hit it hard.
09:07The fat pussy
09:08can take it.
09:12Breathe!
09:13Breathe!
09:14Breathe!
09:17Damn.
09:17He's really good.
09:19Breathe!
09:20Take it down the ice.
09:21Breathe!
09:21Next point wins the game.
09:23He's got a clear shot!
09:25Lights out, sparkles!
09:26Oh, fuck.
09:29Whoa!
09:31That looks like
09:32a serious injury.
09:33This could spell
09:34the end for
09:34the Kings Championship run.
09:36Ugh.
09:37I just wanted to teach
09:38my bully to respect
09:39figure skating.
09:41Now he's hurt,
09:42and it's all my fault.
09:50I just wanted to see
09:51how you were.
09:51How does it look
09:52like I'm doing?
09:54There were scouts
09:55in the stands.
09:57Instead of watching me win,
09:58they watched me
09:59make a fool of myself.
10:02Because of you.
10:06You humiliated me first.
10:08Sucks to be the butt
10:09out of the joke,
10:09doesn't it?
10:12Your little prank
10:13caused the school
10:14to win.
10:15And the star player!
10:16You told on me?
10:18You were caught
10:19on the security camera
10:19sneaking into
10:20the boys' locker room.
10:21But Mason started it first.
10:23Hack your skates!
10:24You are out of
10:25the figure skating program
10:26effective immediately!
10:29Wait.
10:31Don't.
10:33Kicking her out
10:34won't fix my shoulder.
10:35Nor will it
10:36help me train
10:37while I heal.
10:38No.
10:39If you want her to pay,
10:42make her
10:43my puck bunny.
10:45You're what?
10:47No way.
10:49Done.
10:50What?
10:51That's it.
10:52Skylar,
10:53you're Mason's
10:53personal assistant
10:54until he's cleared
10:54the skate.
10:56Where am I going
10:56to have the time
10:57to train
10:57and babysit him?
10:59Figure it out.
11:01Or say goodbye
11:01to the figure skating team.
11:03See what I did there?
11:05Looks like
11:06you're not
11:06the ice princess anymore.
11:11See you bright and early,
11:13puck bunny.
11:24Okay.
11:25Let's get this over with.
11:26What am I doing?
11:27Picking up pucks?
11:28Polishing skates?
11:30First,
11:32you suit up.
11:36I am not
11:38wearing that.
11:39It barely covers
11:41anything.
11:42Put
11:43it on.
11:45Because until
11:45my shoulder's healed,
11:46you're mine.
11:49And the
11:51practice starts
11:51at 10,
11:52puck bunny.
11:55What?
11:56You don't like it?
11:57Pokemon.
11:58Pokemon.
12:08No way.
12:09Is that
12:10Skylar?
12:12Damn.
12:13I don't know
12:14cows have legs like that.
12:17Bro,
12:17you want to show
12:18your puck bunny?
12:19I might have an injury too.
12:22Don't
12:23touch her.
12:24Chill, bro.
12:24I was just joking.
12:25I'm not.
12:26Touch her
12:27and you're off my team.
12:28That goes for all of you.
12:30Dude,
12:30what is up with you?
12:31You don't act this way
12:32with London.
12:34Wait.
12:36You want her,
12:37don't you?
12:38There's no way
12:39my bully has the hots for me.
12:40Or
12:41does he?
12:43Skylar
12:43is public enemy
12:44number one.
12:46She's what stands
12:47between us
12:47and the hockey program
12:48getting funded.
12:50Anyone touches her
12:51and they're off the team,
12:52including
12:53me.
12:55Get to the ice.
12:56Do some drills
12:57now.
12:58But we're supposed to
12:59now.
13:00Now.
13:05I can't wear this.
13:07This is fat shaming
13:08and it's not even practical.
13:09If I wanted to fat shame you,
13:12I wouldn't have chosen
13:13an outfit
13:14that makes you look
13:16hot.
13:17You
13:18think I look hot?
13:19If I have to be
13:20subjected to your presence,
13:24I just want to make it
13:25a nice view.
13:27But
13:28nothing more than that.
13:30this is supposed
13:31to humiliate me.
13:33So why does he look like
13:34he's the one
13:35losing control?
13:37Grab that puck
13:38and hand it to me.
13:45You've been waiting
13:46up all night
13:48Careful, your majesty.
13:50You're staring.
13:51Am I?
13:53If this is your idea
13:55for humiliating me,
13:56you might want to work
13:57on your technique.
13:58I've got plenty of technique.
14:00The question is,
14:02can you handle it?
14:03I can handle anything
14:05from you.
14:06Good.
14:07Because I'm just
14:08getting started.
14:09You'll be waiting on me
14:10and
14:12make me.
14:21Water.
14:22Now.
14:24You haven't even
14:24practiced yet.
14:27Fine.
14:33Get a grip,
14:35Skylar.
14:37He may be hot,
14:39but he's the enemy.
14:40Towel.
14:41You have two hands.
14:43Do I?
14:43Because if I'm
14:44remembering correctly,
14:45you took one of them out.
14:47So,
14:47unless you want me
14:48to tell Principal Harris
14:49that you're not cooperating.
14:50Towel.
14:52Pat my face.
14:54Okay.
15:01If you think
15:02bullying me
15:03would hand over
15:03the hockey funding,
15:04you're dead wrong.
15:07We'll see about that,
15:08Puck Bunny.
15:09In the meantime,
15:11I'll have fun
15:12breaking you.
15:12I've been doing
15:13everything you've said
15:14and I'm still
15:14standing here.
15:16Then I've got
15:17a new task for you.
15:19What?
15:20Your Majesty?
15:23Neil.
15:25Excuse me?
15:26Look,
15:27I may be your assistant,
15:28but if you think
15:28that I'm going to-
15:29The tape's loose.
15:30I'm going to need you
15:31to fix it
15:31before I can practice.
15:33I don't know how.
15:34We don't use props
15:35in figure skating.
15:36Then I'll show you.
15:41Neil.
15:52Grab my stick.
15:59Start here.
16:09Missen.
16:10Missen.
16:16What are you doing?
16:19Then why do you look
16:20like you want
16:21to kiss me?
16:24Do it slower.
16:26I'm doing the best I can.
16:28I'll show you
16:29how I want it.
16:38Looks like you're
16:39training the Puck Bunny,
16:39right?
16:40Gross.
16:41I would never.
16:48Glad to see
16:49he's still an ass,
16:49Lily.
16:55Why is Mason
16:56already practicing?
16:57He's not fully healed.
16:59You're making
16:59your shoulder worse.
17:07I didn't ask for your opinion.
17:09You need heat on that
17:10or it'll make your shoulder worse.
17:12Are you
17:13offering to get me hot?
17:15Incess?
17:16I'm helping you heal
17:17so I can finally be done
17:18watching you sabotage
17:19your athletic career.
17:21Wait,
17:22what the hell
17:23does that even mean?
17:24You
17:24always fake left.
17:26What?
17:27When you go for the goal,
17:29you always fake left.
17:29So,
17:30everyone expects you
17:31to put right.
17:32It's a tell.
17:33You watch me that closely?
17:34I always notice
17:35when someone's good
17:36on the ice.
17:37Heat.
17:38Shoulder.
17:39Now.
18:00What are you
18:00going to help me
18:00with the heat
18:01or
18:01are you too scared
18:02to touch me?
18:07Don't move.
18:08You're enjoying this,
18:09aren't you?
18:10I'd enjoy it more
18:11if you stopped talking.
18:12I know a few things
18:13you'd enjoy more.
18:18Shush.
18:20Why?
18:21Are you scared
18:21you're going to like
18:22here?
18:22I'm a sad type
18:23Make you go
18:24from that type
18:25Mind to sit
18:25those you're that type
18:27And the red guy
18:30What happens now?
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