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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to this retrospective series Lumina Story.
00:20With us this evening in studio, Dr. Mayosh and the producer of the show Guy Lumina.
00:24Without further ado, let's see the first extract, the arrival of the Luminator in the Lumina.
00:43Dès lors, the player of the game calls the first Luminator, Gerda, to confess and talk about his status in
00:48the Lumina.
00:54Lumina.
00:55Lumina.
00:57Hey, the record is in the cul, my ******.
01:00Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:03Oh, my God.
01:04Gerda, oh, I'm sorry.
01:08Ah, ******.
01:09Ah, ******.
01:20Um, but I'm very happy with my arrival at the loft.
01:23Um, I don't know what to say.
01:26Um, the people are hungry.
01:27Um, um, um, um, there's one who can.
01:30Hey, that's what I'm going to do.
01:34I'm going to wash my ******.
01:36J*****.
01:38J*****.
01:39J*****.
01:40J***** de J***** de J***** de J***** d'apollon de C*****.
01:42Oh, yeah.
01:43I'm going to lose my ******.
01:45We see clearly that Goeda was abused sexually in his childhood,
01:50because she was in a loft, but in fact she was in a lumina.
01:54In the next sequence, the illuminators will try to find a game for fun,
01:59but just before, notice the security guard is super trained,
02:02who tries to avoid any fuite of information.
02:20In the next sequence, you will notice the difference in the illuminators.
02:28There, when will I be able to wash?
02:32There's no shower, it's a car!
02:35But my bed is here!
02:39It's obvious that his father was born during the conception,
02:43because there is a lot of aggressiveness in Tony.
02:48If you want more details, rest your theirs.
02:50We'll see you in a short pause.
02:57The End
03:09Let's hear what Jerry has to tell us about the illuminator.
03:14Come on, Coco!
03:19Well, but...
03:20I'm not a lot of shit, I'm a s***er!
03:22I'm a s***er!
03:28For me, it's clear.
03:29This young man has no problem with reaction.
03:32After a few hours, the illuminators found some games
03:35to build their free time...
03:36...and take care of it.
03:38...and take care of it.
03:41But what do we do?
03:43I'm not going to play a game.
03:44We touch!
03:45Oh!
03:46It's silly!
03:47We play tag!
03:48Oh yeah!
03:49Oh yeah!
03:50Oh yeah!
03:51How does it play already?
03:54Touch!
03:54Ah!
03:55Touch!
03:56Ah!
03:56Ah!
03:57Ah!
03:57Ah!
03:58Ah!
03:58Ah!
04:00Ah!
04:00Ah!
04:03Ah!
04:08Touch!
04:08I think it's a little bit better!
04:10Ah!
04:11Ah!
04:12Ah!
04:12OK, OK, on a arrêté.
04:13On a arrêté.
04:13On a arrêté.
04:14Maintenant, un événement hors du commun pour les illuminateurs.
04:17Un nouveau illuminateur fait son apparition.
04:23Hey, c'est qui, lui?
04:25C'est le nouveau!
04:26Ah, non!
04:27Ah!
04:27Ah!
04:29Ah!
04:30Ah!
04:30Ah!
04:31Ah!
04:40Ah!
04:41Ah!
04:42Oh no!
04:45Oh no!
04:46Ferny!
04:47It's called Ferny!
04:49Ferny!
04:49Oh yes, it's me!
04:50It's a ******
04:52Contest to you, baby!
04:54I don't know what to do.
04:57I don't know Ferny.
04:58I'm from the Albanian.
04:59Hey, I'm going to get a crosser.
05:02After a certain moment in the Illumina,
05:04the Illuminator begins to feel
05:06a certain intimacy.
05:08Let's see what it gives.
05:08Yeah, but one of them,
05:11they don't understand that there's no shower here.
05:14They don't understand anything.
05:15It's a ******
05:16What's that?
05:19I'm a ******
05:20I'm a ******
05:21I'm a ******
05:24I'm a ******
05:25I'm a ******
05:26I'm a ******
05:27I'm a ******
05:31I'm a ******
05:37You're the ******
05:39It's like an ******
05:40You're the ******
05:41I'm ******
05:41I'm a ******
05:42Oh, God worrying!
05:44Oh yeah!
05:45Oh yeah!
05:46Oh yeah!
05:47Oh yeah!
05:48Oh yeah!
05:48Oh yeah!
05:49Oh god!
05:49Oh yeah!
05:50He's ******
05:51We're done!
05:52I've done it!
05:54Ha!
05:58The girls!
05:59I think they have no class and they are stupid.
06:02I have one, you don't even want to take my shower.
06:05You said earlier, there are no shower.
06:08It's a big joke, you're just kidding!
06:10I understand.
06:12I have one.
06:13I don't have a class.
06:15There's a long time!
06:16There's a long time!
06:17There's a long time!
06:20It's real!
06:22But it's not the same!
06:24It's Jerry!
06:26What do you hear?
06:28It's a long time!
06:29It's still in Italy and in the world!
06:32The people who have the class have that!
06:34Relax!
06:36I don't care!
06:39Do you know what I'm the most?
06:41No, go ahead!
06:44Exprime-toi!
06:46C'est qu'on me prenne pour un objet sexuel!
06:50J'en comprends pas pourquoi!
06:52J'en comprends pas!
06:54J'en comprends pas!
06:55Est-ce que j'agis différemment de vous?
06:57C'est des obsédés!
07:00J'suis bien d'accord!
07:01J'suis tannée! Moi je veux m'en aller!
07:03Moi aussi!
07:04Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony!
07:07Tony! Tony! Tony!
07:08Tony! Tony!
07:10Comme dans toute bonne télé-réalité,
07:12l'inévitable est maintenant arrivé!
07:13Les filles doivent éliminer un dégât!
07:16Les filles, vous devez éliminer un gars
07:18par un vote secret!
07:20Ben moi j'aimerais ça que ce soit Richard qui s'en aille!
07:24Est-ce que tu déconnes?
07:26Y'en a pas de Richard ici!
07:28Est-ce que tu m'énerves?
07:29Ah!
07:31J'pense que tu devrais voter pour Bobby!
07:33Bobby! Bobby! Bobby! Bobby! Bobby! Bobby! Bobby! Bobby!
07:36J'pensera pas moi!
07:37Hein? Bobby?
07:40L'huminateur et l'huminateuse!
07:43Le premier gars à être invincé!
07:46Hein?
07:48C'est un gars!
07:49C'est sûr c'est moi il est!
07:50Hein?
07:53Ah non!
07:55On est même pas fourré une charlisse!
07:58Bon et ciao!
07:59Bye!
08:02Les filles ont donc décidé de vincer Johnny!
08:05Demandons à Docteur Mailloch ce qu'il a à dire!
08:10Écoutez il est évident que Johnny était complexé!
08:15Écoutez!
08:1513 pouces!
08:16Un moment donné sa frotte des jeans!
08:17Faut le comprendre!
08:20Euh...
08:20Merci Docteur!
08:21Allons maintenant voir l'extrait où Paula...
08:25Sous la tension et le choc des événements décide de quitter la Lumina!
08:30Bon bah ok ben...
08:31Puis je m'envoie j'ai passé du bon temps...
08:34Euh...
08:35A mes parents...
08:36Qui souhaitaient vraiment que je reste ici longtemps!
08:38...
08:55Après un certain temps, un nouveau luminateur est évincé!
08:59Juste après, voyez ce qu'il se passe pendant la nuit des Luminateurs!
09:03Le prochain Luminateur est présenté sera...
09:09...
09:10...
09:12...
09:13...
09:13...
09:14...
09:14...
09:17...
09:18...
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09:20...
09:20...
09:21...
09:23...
09:23They tue gags de Channel de .
09:25J Вс係 le .
09:27Tau dira de .
09:28Du .
09:30Ben non, n beun' e coute po.
09:32Ecoute po.
09:34Maudie cup class.
09:36Okay, okay.
09:37Continue la.
09:38Kontine la.
09:38Fait la, je sa dis...
09:39Moi!
09:41J'Accepterai.
09:42Hey!
09:44J'ai dit, j'accepterai pas que tu me traites comme ça!
09:47Fait la, il m'a dit...
09:48Il m'a dit de fick pedi.
09:50La boite!
09:55De retour après cette courte pause.
10:08Charret, Chrétien, Martin, j'se plus capable, ils sont tous pareils, hors des spectacles,
10:13ça c'est déjà, c'est pourri!
10:19Evidemment, une télé-réalité sans sexualité n'est pas une télé-réalité.
10:25Voyons donc la sexualité débridée des Luminateurs.
10:30Ça te fait mal, quand t'es tombé du ciel.
10:35T'sais, j'me demandais, travailles-tu dans les jeans?
10:37Les mains?
10:38Tu travailles dans les miens, en ce cas.
10:40Dis-moi, t'es des belles jaunes.
10:42À quel an, Q!
10:46Je regarde ça, t'as-tu volé tous les étoiles?
10:49Pour que ça retrouve dans tes yeux.
10:51Ah!
10:53Tellement romantie!
10:54T'es déjà allé à Beijing?
10:56Non.
10:57Aïe!
10:58Il a fait un *** voyage de pêche, cette ***!
11:01C'est dévile, Anna!
11:02Aïe!
11:03On était tous les bricards de Saint-Martin, là!
11:05Ok?
11:06On est allé là-bas, là, pêche à pêche chaude, ok?
11:09Crée-moi, là, un *** party, Anne!
11:11Il y avait-tu Guy, la bite, là, qui se crossait dans son sleeping?
11:14Grosse vieille!
11:15Il était sûr qu'on l'entendait pas, mais le ***!
11:19C'est dégueulasse!
11:21***!
11:21Ça s'entend, ça?
11:22Il y a un petit *** de pervers qui est en train de se masturber dans son sleeping!
11:26Hey, nous autres, on voulait dormir!
11:27Hey, ***!
11:27En plus de ça, on venait prendre une *** de cuisson!
11:29C'est une *** bonne caisse de douze, là!
11:33Animal!
11:34***!
11:37***!
11:41***!
11:42***!
11:45***!
11:46***!
11:48***!
11:49***!
11:52***!
12:03***!
12:03***!
12:03***!
12:12***!
12:15And now, here is the moment you have waited with impatience, the one that will show the winner and the
12:21winner of Lumina Story edition 2006.
12:25Good luck!
12:26For this season, the winner of the girls, Linda!
12:36And the great winner of the guys, Jerry!
12:39Oh!
12:42Hey, it's me, this ****!
12:45Hey, you lose, wake up! I lost! I lost! You lost!
12:50Retour after this short pause.
13:02This day, poor!
13:05It's poor!
13:08It's too late!
13:16Now, a word from Guy Lumina on the grand gagnant.
13:21Good evening, everyone.
13:22Before all, I would like to thank all of those who have auditioned for Lumina Story,
13:27especially for the girls. It was very interesting for me.
13:30So, I have now the happy privilege to present you the one who will win our gift of 25$
13:37and the keys of Lumina.
13:39So, here is the grand Jerry!
13:42Yes, sir!
13:44Yes, sir!
13:45Hey!
13:46Jerry, so, your impressions on Lumina Story and your grand epopee?
13:53Snack!
13:54Hey, tell me now, this ****!
13:56This ****! This ****! This ****! That's next to me!
13:58No, my impressions!
14:00First of all...
14:02You are sure to ask what it is...
14:03Limbo?
14:04Hein?
14:05Hein?
14:05Yeah?
14:06Everybody is asking where?
14:07Well, you are trying to make me a pip at 15$ in Lumina
14:10while I was taking the garage to the studio.
14:13Listen!
14:14It's not the same!
14:16It's all the ****!
14:16It's all the ****!
14:17I haven't seen it!
14:19So, it's not there tonight!
14:21So, it's not me who wins tonight tonight!
14:22So, my comments...
14:23Hey, listen!
14:24I've had a great joy!
14:25Sure, like Tiggy Lapite,
14:27at Saint-Martin.
14:29Hey, it's a bad guy!
14:30Hey, but...
14:31It's not me who's masturbating!
14:33Hein?
14:34Hein?
14:34Yeah, it's true!
14:36Ha, ha, ha!
14:37Look at you, stupid ****!
14:39But, seriously, I would like to thank my mother, Doc Mayoche.
14:43Because it's surely he who's put me in the world!
14:45Hey, it's the same reactions!
14:46It's not that many days!
14:47He has the technique!
14:48You know what's that, this Mayoche?
14:50He's got to remove it!
14:52It's quite too often in this genesis!
14:55And he's ****!
14:56I have the vocabulary!
14:57And he's ****!
14:59So, I don't know if you want your microphone to me!
15:01You can't touch a phallus!
15:02But, I'll give them a little bit!
15:05We're going to conclude this retrospective episode
15:08of Luminastory on these beautiful words.
15:11We wish you a good summer!
15:13And we'll see you in the next season!
15:15Thank you very much!
15:16Salut!
15:18Let's go!
15:34Just four weeks we'll meet next week!
15:39We'll see you soon!
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