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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It ENGSUB Magician Comeback Revenge Drama ARS
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00:00:06You
00:00:06You sure about this? I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never let anything happen here
00:00:17It's showtime
00:00:26Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:35Oh my god, it's him! It's the master of magic! The greatest magician of all time!
00:00:41You young lady, let's see your true self
00:00:44Now I'm gonna need a little help by my lovely assistant, Eric
00:00:59And now my next volunteer, I don't care. I said shorted
00:01:05What the hell?
00:01:10Ohhhh! How are they doing that?
00:01:13And now for my final volunteer
00:01:19The most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23You sure about this? He's dangerous
00:01:25I'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:27Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35And who the hell are you? Get these fuckers out of my way
00:01:38Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:01:53You insult me in public? You know who I am
00:01:57I can make you disappear
00:01:58Okay
00:01:59Well, we won't test Barry
00:02:03So we're gonna test his hotel instead
00:02:10What do you think you're doing?
00:02:12We're gonna make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:14Disappear
00:02:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:27The police are already on their way to arrest you
00:02:30You know?
00:02:32Kill him!
00:02:37Now for my final trick
00:03:01What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04Get him!
00:03:14Oh no
00:03:18Oh no
00:03:19Oh no
00:03:29Ah
00:03:30Oh yeah
00:03:37Cut it!
00:03:57Eric! No!
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02I would never let anything happen to you.
00:04:05Eric!
00:04:06This is all my fault.
00:04:08God!
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:14Girl, we grew up with at the orphanage.
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:37Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri and help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show, but...
00:05:33If it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in.
00:05:37Before it's destroyed.
00:05:40Alright, well...
00:05:41See ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri, and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53Alright, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen.
00:05:58Follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:00Hmm?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:02Oh.
00:06:03That's the queen of hearts, for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:06:05But hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll, but...
00:06:13You know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:18Um...
00:06:19I...
00:06:19I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on me.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:30I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:37Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:40Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:47What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting.
00:06:52I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:59What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take her.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win.
00:07:19She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:21You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:29Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:43You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59Should've kept walking, bro, instead of trying to be a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:04Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn.
00:08:25He got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet?
00:08:37It's mine.
00:08:38Well then.
00:08:40Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:54You're looking for this?
00:08:56Why didn't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:13I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:16I know.
00:09:16I just...
00:09:16I thought I could crack it.
00:09:19But I was screwed.
00:09:21Until you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet.
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33we grew up in an orphanage together and well he he died it's all i have left of him
00:09:45have a good night great hey wait you just saved me you're gonna let me walk home alone
00:09:55nice for dinner that was amazing uh i should probably get going hey where did you learn
00:10:04those tricks you used on the scammers today i guess i must have picked it up backstage
00:10:11bullshit you have training you know maybe just a little uh just light of hand
00:10:20what you're great
00:10:25you know your hands saved me today you wouldn't look at me like that if you knew eric died because
00:10:33of me
00:10:34they uh say you're welcome
00:10:59do you want to see my magic check
00:11:20i'm not who you think i am
00:11:26then who are you
00:11:29i'm the bastard whose cockiness killed eric
00:11:32i think i think it's better if i left
00:11:58hey
00:11:59what did i tell you
00:12:04i don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff
00:12:06well i'm the prop assistant
00:12:08just doing my job
00:12:09no your job is to clean up dove shit
00:12:12see this stuff this stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three star magician
00:12:19correct me if i'm wrong
00:12:28but you're not a three star magician
00:12:30are you
00:12:32no not
00:12:35not since i was 12
00:12:36after becoming the world's first seven star magician
00:12:39the society of magicians gave up trying to rank me
00:12:41damn right you're not
00:12:49you're lucky to be even our little prop boy
00:12:51and to be in the same room as us
00:12:53real
00:12:54magicians
00:12:58okay
00:13:01what did you do to my deck
00:13:04nothing
00:13:05i was just putting them away
00:13:06listen fool
00:13:07this is my gold zephyr deck
00:13:10the master of magic himself
00:13:11used this type of deck
00:13:13actually i prefer the platinum deck
00:13:15well if they're so priceless
00:13:17maybe you should put them away properly
00:13:18instead of throwing them on the table
00:13:20like they're just some two dollar deck from the gas station
00:13:22oh you think ruining my deck is funny
00:13:25you're fired
00:13:29if i lose this job
00:13:30i won't be able to watch over brie
00:13:32i need you to find brie
00:13:35help right
00:13:36yeah look i'm sorry
00:13:38no it's too late for that now
00:13:39because here comes mr kensington
00:13:50hello mr kensington
00:13:51you're looking better sir
00:13:53i'll be good to go
00:13:54for the opening of the show
00:13:58but let this be a reminder
00:14:00what we do is dangerous
00:14:02sir that is exactly what i wanted to tell you about
00:14:05i've had to fire the prop boy over here
00:14:07what why
00:14:08he's careless and cocky
00:14:10he's a liability
00:14:11no matter how hot you think he is
00:14:14i i never said that
00:14:16mr kensington
00:14:17daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here
00:14:20sir sir he he nearly destroyed my gold zephyr deck
00:14:23daniel is this true
00:14:26of course not
00:14:27sir who are you gonna believe a common worker or a three star magician
00:14:31look samuel i've seen his skills
00:14:35you would never damage a deck
00:14:37show them show them show them what you can do
00:14:45yeah daniel let's see it show us what you got
00:14:47do you even know a single trick
00:14:50tell you what if you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it
00:14:55in 15 seconds you can keep your job
00:14:5915 seconds that's impossible
00:15:01i don't even know if the master of magic could have done it that quick
00:15:04but if you can't
00:15:06i demand as a three star magician
00:15:10that you fire him
00:15:13samuel this isn't fair
00:15:14i know but while i disagree with it xander has the right to challenge daniel
00:15:20but sir he
00:15:21brie
00:15:23it's okay
00:15:2515 seconds
00:15:28you're on
00:15:37the idiot
00:15:38he's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance
00:15:41ready to do this
00:15:43daniel you really don't have to
00:15:45aww the little prop boy has a cheering section
00:15:48now if i win
00:15:50you're all gonna have to start treating brie with more respect around here
00:15:53it's her money that's bankrolling this entire show
00:15:56brie
00:15:57look at that
00:15:58got a knight in shining coveralls
00:16:02fine deal
00:16:03it's not like you have a chance in hell anyway
00:16:0515 seconds
00:16:07here
00:16:08we
00:16:09go
00:16:16what's he doing
00:16:16what he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself
00:16:1910 seconds
00:16:24oh wow
00:16:24giving up already
00:16:26clearly can't hack the big leagues
00:16:28you said he was good
00:16:29i thought
00:16:30he would at least try
00:16:32getting security on the phone to escort you out
00:16:35in 5
00:16:374
00:16:393
00:16:392
00:17:01absolutely
00:17:02impossible
00:17:04impossible
00:17:09how did you do that
00:17:10there's no way
00:17:11i don't think i've ever seen anything like this
00:17:13nobody but the master of magic could have done this
00:17:19no
00:17:19no no no you
00:17:20you clearly switched out the deck while brie was distracting us
00:17:23i knew it
00:17:24yeah of course
00:17:25just some amateur trying something stupid
00:17:27nothing but a cheap lazy trick from the hack
00:17:30now
00:17:31now
00:17:32it's got a show to print
00:17:35soviet eugene
00:17:36stop goggling assholes cards
00:17:38and let's get to work
00:17:39come on
00:17:42samuel
00:17:42you believe you really did it right
00:17:45i don't know what to believe
00:17:49well
00:17:49come on
00:17:50the show opens in a few days
00:17:52we need to prep
00:17:53oh you don't have to worry about prepping
00:18:06this is not going to be a show
00:18:09who is this
00:18:10it's richard kinn
00:18:12he produces every other magic show in town
00:18:15samuel hates him
00:18:16richard get the hell out of my theater
00:18:20your theater
00:18:21oh no no my little friend
00:18:23this is now my theater
00:18:25what the hell are you talking about
00:18:28i have a three year lease with the owner
00:18:31which as of this morning is me
00:18:33i bought the theater
00:18:35which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies
00:18:39have one hour to get the hell out
00:18:43you can't just buy the theater
00:18:46i'm the biggest show in town
00:18:48used to be
00:18:49but you're past your prime
00:18:51my new show will triple your numbers
00:18:54the contract can't be cancelled
00:18:55i'll lose everything
00:18:57if brie loses this show
00:18:58the orphanage that i grew up in
00:19:00that saved my life as a child
00:19:02will be destroyed
00:19:03hey we still have a contract
00:19:05you can't just kick us out
00:19:06hey hey doll face
00:19:08how about you focus on looking sexy
00:19:10while being cut in half
00:19:11and let the adults talk
00:19:13i'm this show's producer
00:19:14and if you cancel the show
00:19:16i'll sue you into oblivion
00:19:18not if i can prove you're not worthy of this theater
00:19:21i'll give you a chance
00:19:22a head-to-head magical competition
00:19:25your old man and his team wins
00:19:28you keep your contract
00:19:29my team wins
00:19:31your contract is terminated
00:19:32then you go back to doing
00:19:34birthday parties for eight-year-olds
00:19:37deal
00:19:40mr kingston will wipe the floor
00:19:42with whoever you put him up against
00:19:43great
00:19:44the competition will be tonight
00:19:47tonight
00:19:47his cast doesn't come off for another week
00:19:49not my problem
00:19:50hope you have a good backup team
00:19:58ladies and gentlemen
00:20:00aren't you ready for the epic
00:20:02no-hold-barred battle
00:20:04to see who will get this theater
00:20:05and who will be thrown out into the street
00:20:11don't worry
00:20:12we have an ace of our sleeve
00:20:15daniel
00:20:16you gotta be kidding
00:20:17you're not seriously considering
00:20:19putting the prop boy out there
00:20:20asbestrick is probably making a penny
00:20:22appear behind his ear
00:20:23it's all or nothing for us
00:20:25all right richard kin
00:20:26isn't sending lightweights to this brawl
00:20:28he's got world-class
00:20:29real
00:20:30magicians
00:20:31yeah no problem
00:20:32i'm good enough to take on anyone
00:20:34that kin sends to us
00:20:35and now
00:20:35the challengers
00:20:38richard kin's latest sensation
00:20:40matt von bier
00:20:55oh no
00:20:56oh god no
00:20:58what
00:20:59how did he get matt van buren
00:21:05he's the youngest magician
00:21:06to have five stars
00:21:08he's one of the best in the world
00:21:14that guy
00:21:15xavier will wipe the floor with his ass
00:21:17yeah
00:21:17bring him on
00:21:18now
00:21:19for the first act
00:21:21or
00:21:21should i say miracle
00:21:24before each magician
00:21:25is a glass of water
00:21:27the magicians must turn their water into wine
00:21:29in a way that our top judges
00:21:32can't figure out
00:21:34the magician to stump the most judges
00:21:37wins
00:21:38matt van buren won the grand prix for close-up magic last year
00:21:41this plays exactly to his strengths
00:21:43he's way beyond xavier's league
00:21:46we're gonna lose
00:21:54maybe not
00:21:55showtime
00:22:01xavier
00:22:02xavier
00:22:05xavier
00:22:06not you
00:22:08what
00:22:19you should go out this round
00:22:23what he he's not even a magician
00:22:26he's just the guy that cleans up dumb shit
00:22:28yeah xavier's the best of all of us
00:22:29yeah
00:22:30look girl i know you have a little crush
00:22:32and a little prop boy
00:22:32but leave this to the real magicians
00:22:34samuel you can't seriously be considering this
00:22:36i mean that guy
00:22:37is gonna piss himself out there
00:22:39and the magician from the kensington team
00:22:51maybe he's just the prop assistant
00:22:54but i need a hail mary right now
00:22:56daniel
00:23:05oh my god
00:23:07your prop boy
00:23:08you're really gonna put up the help against someone like matt van buren
00:23:12don't worry kid this will be over real quick
00:23:14and then you can run back to the shadows where you belong
00:23:17it's a shame though
00:23:18because matt's just my warm-up act
00:23:21if you get beat so bad
00:23:23you'll never see my big showstopper
00:23:25matt van buren's just the warm-up act
00:23:27he's one of the best in the world
00:23:28they say he might even get a six star soon
00:23:30there hasn't been a new six star magician in over a decade
00:23:33no it's obvious what samuel's doing
00:23:36okay he knows he doesn't have a chance
00:23:37so he's already looking for excuses
00:23:39but when he loses he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try
00:23:43boss this guy is a hack
00:23:45he's gonna make a fool out of all of us
00:23:47it's a two out of three competition
00:23:49we need to judge their strength
00:23:52oh i i get it
00:23:54i get you see samuel sending daniel out to get slaughtered
00:23:57and then i come in and save the day
00:23:59where's that
00:24:00he actually thinks he's out there
00:24:01because he has a shot at being a real magician
00:24:06and you are
00:24:08daniel
00:24:09just daniel
00:24:11nice coveralls
00:24:12daniel
00:24:13i give my servants the same ones
00:24:16enjoy your moment
00:24:17just daniel
00:24:18this will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for
00:24:21i can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician
00:24:24he's trying to be embarrassed
00:24:26sad
00:24:26he really thought that he could hang with the pros
00:24:28no
00:24:30you're sure about this
00:24:32trust me
00:25:03don't feel too bad
00:25:32was it stupid to pick him
00:25:33tell you what it's not too soon to back out
00:25:36if you do i'll give you the honor of having my autograph
00:25:40are you ready or do you need more time to prepare
00:25:43no i don't need more time for this trick
00:25:48then first up is matt
00:25:51pay attention
00:25:55this is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:10he's finished
00:26:16that was seamless
00:26:19unbelievable
00:26:19even i don't know how he did that
00:26:22there's no way daniel could do a trick
00:26:24that's even as fraction as good as matt's
00:26:29what do you think judges
00:26:30did matt bob aaron's trick fool you
00:26:33i have no idea how that was done
00:26:35if i didn't know any better i'd say it's a miracle
00:26:38i'm stumped
00:26:39well done
00:26:39you're three for three
00:26:43you have stumped our judges
00:26:46does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick
00:26:49anyone
00:26:55you have something to say prop boy
00:26:57i mean your trick wasn't bad
00:26:59i just know exactly how you did it
00:27:08sure you do
00:27:09please enlighten us
00:27:11tell us all how i did my trick
00:27:14all in good time
00:27:15idiot everybody knows that he's lying
00:27:18pathetic
00:27:19daniel
00:27:30what's he doing
00:27:31he's making a fool out of all of us
00:27:33hey there
00:27:34looks like your fellow's got some stage fright
00:27:38this is what happens when you don't respect the craft
00:27:41you're making a fool out of all of us
00:27:44i think he can do it
00:27:45it doesn't matter what you think
00:27:47okay
00:27:48you're not one of us
00:27:50you're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn
00:27:53if it weren't for you we wouldn't be in this mess
00:28:05looks like you're having some trouble
00:28:07here
00:28:08why don't you let me help you
00:28:15switch it
00:28:16switch it now prop boy
00:28:18you need to end this
00:28:20now
00:28:21you're
00:28:25you're right
00:28:28i swore off my old life
00:28:32i swore off my old life
00:28:39but i can't keep running forever
00:28:47ladies and gentlemen
00:28:48ladies and gentlemen
00:28:50are you ready for something extraordinary
00:28:55now but first
00:28:56i'm gonna need some help
00:28:59brie
00:29:00could you come here
00:29:07what is he doing
00:29:08what is he doing
00:29:09you gotta be kidding me
00:29:10this is just sad
00:29:21you all know magic
00:29:22is an illusion
00:29:24but still
00:29:25you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:29:29you can never explain it in a million years
00:29:32well isn't this like life
00:29:34see every day you experience your reality through your senses
00:29:37but what if you couldn't trust your senses
00:29:45wouldn't your reality then
00:29:48just be an illusion
00:29:52don't blink
00:29:53you'll miss it
00:30:08that's it
00:30:11nothing happened
00:30:12you're supposed to change the water into wine
00:30:14hey mr kensington
00:30:15i told you
00:30:16you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up
00:30:18to take my place
00:30:19you should have
00:30:20respected my ranking
00:30:21no
00:30:22i think
00:30:23there's something else going on
00:30:25now i apologize ladies and gentlemen
00:30:27i can't seem to complete my transformation
00:30:30i knew it
00:30:31this theater is mine
00:30:33without one final piece of equipment
00:30:35which will be coming
00:30:37right about
00:30:39now
00:30:51what's he doing
00:30:51he's going to shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:03how
00:31:13unbelievable
00:31:14that's amazing
00:31:21whoa
00:31:23that is fast
00:31:24there you go
00:31:26my judges
00:31:29that's incredible
00:31:34cake
00:31:35the lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce
00:31:38really good
00:31:39i can't believe i'm eating cake
00:31:41the only person i've ever seen do a trick like this was
00:31:43the master of magic
00:31:54how is this possible
00:32:02now for the critical moment
00:32:03judges
00:32:04what do you think
00:32:05do you know how he did it
00:32:07i have no idea
00:32:07not a clue
00:32:10and you jennifer
00:32:11i'm completely
00:32:13well in the case of a tie
00:32:17we turn back to the magicians themselves
00:32:20daniel
00:32:21you said earlier you know how matthew did his trick
00:32:25tell us
00:32:26yeah
00:32:27tell us
00:32:30he dropped in edible iron filaments
00:32:34then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron ionizing
00:32:39turning the water red
00:32:41giving it the earthy flavors of a wine
00:32:44that's
00:32:45that's
00:32:46correct
00:32:49amazing
00:32:50and matthew
00:32:52how did daniel do his trick
00:32:58i
00:33:00i don't know
00:33:02and with that
00:33:03daniel wins our first round
00:33:05oh
00:33:06oh
00:33:06no
00:33:13give your help
00:33:17i need a knife
00:33:20let's give him cake
00:33:23well done young man
00:33:26the only other magician
00:33:28that could have accomplished
00:33:29that transformation
00:33:30was the master of magic
00:33:35no no he didn't transform anything he didn't even teleport he must have cheated there's no way an
00:33:42untrained worker has that much level of skill exactly he probably blocked me all the judges
00:33:46or something how could you let him beat you you embarrassed us with your performance how was i
00:33:53supposed to know he was gonna do that with the cup and teleport to the judges who is that guy
00:34:01it doesn't matter get out of my face it's time for the real magicians to get to work
00:34:07you think you've won
00:34:10you haven't won shit it's time to bring out my a team
00:34:20Kate Barlow
00:34:29miss Barlow thank you for joining us that's that's Kate Barlow she's the FISM world champion in
00:34:37parlor magic and an actual six-star magician all right who's ready for the headliner
00:34:46second round is quick change magic that's Sophie's specialty you had a little fun in the first round
00:34:52but now watch an axle prep a real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges or cause some fake amateur
00:34:59distractions a real magician doesn't need you because she has hard-earned skills now
00:35:07yeah get him Sophie always nice to see a fellow female on stage too bad i'm gonna crush you oh
00:35:14you think so your rank is impressive but it doesn't scare me oh you think i brought in miss Barlow
00:35:21just for her rank you didn't i brought in Kate Barlow because she was the protege of the master of
00:35:30magic
00:35:32he taught me everything he knows funny i don't remember training her
00:35:38you were trained by the master of magic oh she wasn't just trained by him he realized that she
00:35:44was better than him that's why he disappeared that can't be true right Richard wouldn't dare
00:35:51make a claim like that if it wasn't true so what you're saying is that we have to compete against
00:35:56somebody who's better than the master of magic oh so what i'll still destroy you Sophie shut up
00:36:03oh miss Barlow it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber i wish i could say
00:36:13the
00:36:13same but honestly it's an insult you're even trying to compete so why are you here to shatter
00:36:22my teacher's old records and publicly declare myself the new master of magic
00:36:33ladies and gentlemen this next act is even harder than our first it is all about quick
00:36:39change magic transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds the world record is 17
00:36:48changes held by the master of magic
00:36:56do you think you can beat that that's a change every two seconds there's no way you can beat that
00:37:01i could beat that in my sleep hell there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that
00:37:09trick possible only the master of magic would be able to do that i know every one of his secrets
00:37:15are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record who here would like to see me break
00:37:22the record then start the music
00:37:38one two three standard
00:37:47she about to break the record about to break the record oh my god this is unreal this is history
00:37:56that is 18 changes ladies and gentlemen we have a new world record and possibly a new master of
00:38:04magic i can't believe she just did that i've never seen anything like it the concentration the skill
00:38:12needed to do something like that she had to learn it from the master of magic i wouldn't believe it
00:38:17if i
00:38:18hadn't just seen it with my own eyes for a second there i thought she'd actually figure out my technique
00:38:23but no she's a fraud like the rest sophie you can beat that right i can only manage nine or
00:38:30ten changes
00:38:31but not 18. well are you even going to attempt to compete or do you just want to give me
00:38:40the theater now
00:38:42no one can do that we should just give up come on sophie there has to be some chance okay
00:38:48you don't
00:38:49know what you're talking about i can't do that no one can do that you're just a dumb girl with
00:38:55money
00:38:55who tried to get into magic but you don't know anything about magic okay you put that guy on
00:39:00stage for beat's sake are you gonna come out here and embarrass yourselves or can i get ready for my
00:39:05first
00:39:05photo shoot as the new master of magic come on one of you at least has to try i can't
00:39:13lose this contract
00:39:14i have children that are my responsibility and they will starve sophie eugene savior if i had my hand
00:39:25i would try but i don't even think i would stand a chance well well looks like i won sir
00:39:33are you hiring
00:39:37really you're gonna betray your boss right in front of him might as well we can't go down with
00:39:42a sinking ship of losers sorry samuel you should not put your faith in a stupid girl who doesn't
00:39:47understand the first thing about magic it's over the theater is mine i failed them i failed the orphanage
00:39:59might as well go with them daniel hey watch where are you going
00:40:06what is he doing we still have a shot i'm gonna take it daniel stop you can't just go out
00:40:14there and
00:40:15embarrass yourself i won't let you agree if you trust me
00:40:22and with the kensington team giving up the winners are wait
00:40:30the kensington team sold us to do their quick change act that's adorable do you even know what
00:40:37a quick change act is prop boy i'll manage really samuel you're sending out the help again this loser
00:40:45has no chance of beating kate sir we tried to warn him but samuel just wouldn't listen this worker
00:40:51conned him just like he called the judges in the last round hey that's not true the only reason why
00:40:56he's here is because brie has a little crush on him that's enough oh is that what's going on the
00:41:01producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show that's really cute i said that's enough
00:41:07daniel are you ready
00:41:11your time starts
00:41:16now
00:41:27we're waiting look at all these quick changes he's going so fast i can't keep track of them
00:41:36hey honey it doesn't look like magic's your thing but i'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:41:44what are you doing boy just trust him he he has it under control are you kidding me if he
00:41:50has it
00:41:51under control i'm i'm freaking merlin himself hey brie uh you might want to turn around for this one
00:41:57okay your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is seriously get off the
00:42:02stage you look like a fucking ass yo buddy you're not getting 18 bro Daniel what are you doing are
00:42:11you
00:42:11happy you've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time
00:42:22time time is a funny thing isn't it see we always complain that time goes by too fast
00:42:28but in moments like these it's like time stand still
00:42:36your technique wasn't bad just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:43this is
00:42:46what's he gonna do right now
00:42:53don't blink
00:43:04congratulations one change in 30 seconds i win but you can't call that a competition
00:43:10what a waste of time sophie at least would have had a chance well i think we know who won
00:43:14this contest
00:43:17are you sure about that
00:43:18oh my god
00:43:34how did he do that
00:43:3977 78
00:43:51Ladies and gentlemen, we have 78 changes!
00:43:54I can't believe it. It's not possible. It's impossible.
00:44:00It's impossible for mere mortals, but not for the master of magic.
00:44:06Wait, is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11The misdirect you used.
00:44:14Showmanship.
00:44:14The transformation on a massive scale.
00:44:19Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend.
00:44:22Because this man is the master of magic.
00:44:32I knew it.
00:44:33I knew it.
00:44:36Oh, God.
00:44:38I just made an ass of myself in front of the real master of magic.
00:44:44With that question, I believe I speak for all three judges to declare that Daniel is the winner of this
00:44:51competition.
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it. Daniel wins the competition!
00:44:58Daniel!
00:45:07Please. Please forgive me. I was just so inspired by your example growing up that I feel as if you've
00:45:12been with me every step of the way.
00:45:14How dare you lie to me? You swore to me you learned everything from him.
00:45:17You're nothing but a fraud. Get out of here!
00:45:24I've spent the last six years looking for you.
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic.
00:45:30Because I know that before you were the master of magic, you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:39Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it.
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:45:51You'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:45:56Here.
00:45:58Down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:46:01So what do you say?
00:46:03Ready to make some real money?
00:46:07I won both rounds of the competition, didn't I?
00:46:10Well, yes.
00:46:13Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater. That was the deal.
00:46:17Right, of course.
00:46:19But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:22What do I think of your offer?
00:46:30Now, why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:33Ah!
00:46:37That was so good!
00:46:43Wow, everybody give it up for the master of magic!
00:46:47Wow!
00:46:50You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:46:54Yeah, of course.
00:46:56I mean, even an idiot could see that he was the master of magic.
00:47:00And honestly, um, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:07Wow!
00:47:10You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time.
00:47:12After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:15No, we were just joking!
00:47:18Right?
00:47:19Guys?
00:47:21You're gonna stay with us.
00:47:22Right, Daniel?
00:47:24Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us.
00:47:26We're just, you know, showing him some love.
00:47:28Yeah!
00:47:30The three of you, your actions were a disgrace, disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:47:41Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a very strong word, okay?
00:47:44No, you don't.
00:47:44First of all, I don't like that.
00:47:46You know...
00:47:48I do think...
00:47:50Maybe a little public humiliation...
00:47:52Will do you three some good.
00:48:01I know, I see it!
00:48:02That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen!
00:48:04Disgusting!
00:48:06Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:48:07What in the game?
00:48:08We have to go!
00:48:08We have to go here!
00:48:10No!
00:48:11No!
00:48:12No!
00:48:14No!
00:48:15No!
00:48:16No!
00:48:18No!
00:48:19Minuter of Magic!
00:48:20I mean, Iๆฟantly do you have to be a master of magic.
00:48:21In fact, I think I don't feel that I am worthy to be on the same stage as you.
00:48:24If you want to stay, I'd gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance.
00:48:32But whether you stay or leave, it's completely your decision.
00:48:39So what do you say?
00:48:43If you knew how I'd let Eric die, you'd hate me.
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic.
00:48:50That may be true, but nobody else could ever do what you did up here.
00:49:10That bracelet?
00:49:13Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:27Hey.
00:49:29All this time when I didn't recognize you, Daniel Angier, but you're still the same.
00:49:35The older brother looking out for the smaller kid.
00:49:38Anytime Eric got hurt, he'd come running.
00:49:42When I'm out of the most, I'll let him down.
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing, and he was so proud of you.
00:49:55The only time you let him down is when you stopped being the master of magic.
00:50:00What?
00:50:01Eric believed in you and your gifts.
00:50:05Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:50:08You're still the master of magic.
00:50:11You just have to claim it.
00:50:19Where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel!
00:50:21Daniel, we won an interview!
00:50:22In here.
00:50:34I could have sworn he went this way.
00:50:35You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:45You old friends.
00:50:47Ah, well that sounds awful.
00:50:51Oh my God.
00:51:03Oh my God.
00:51:14Oh my God.
00:51:14And then I'm out of here.
00:51:15Yeah, my Father.
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:32Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:56This looks way worse than the one when we were kids.
00:51:59No, you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:15What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:18Good business.
00:52:20That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:36Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor.
00:52:51To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:52:53And funnel it into my casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56Nah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't.
00:53:02Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage.
00:53:13Or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:27But you can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:36Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay at my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53Pay you once millions for this place.
00:53:56I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah.
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:14I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:42I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:44Heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:49Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money.
00:54:53Of top burglars in the world.
00:54:56Lily.
00:54:57System logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:02Alisa.
00:55:03Who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault.
00:55:06Three times.
00:55:08Anna Vita.
00:55:09Who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:18Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:29So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well.
00:55:36Hmm.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are, idiot men.
00:55:42And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:49And then snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of blizzers would be being up.
00:55:58Ladies.
00:55:59Please.
00:56:01Let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:22Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:24He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31There's nobody here.
00:56:33Maybe he could be our phone guy.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in all the reasons.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in.
00:56:40We could double cross him easy.
00:56:43All right.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:46And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:50But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:57I'm listening.
00:56:58You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:03You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that and we will know that you can be a part of his heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:13First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15You got that.
00:57:16A key.
00:57:18And then?
00:57:20Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:24You're a little house kitten dealing with Apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:41This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he going to drink during a hast?
00:57:50Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink of water.
00:57:53He's only going to slow us down.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:02Jesus Christ.
00:58:03I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:07Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:09No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:12Yeah, garbage.
00:58:13Just.
00:58:15He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's a little failure.
00:58:20I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:29Like the sad thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:55Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:02How?
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the card.
00:59:12No one is that girl.
00:59:14He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:18He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21He's clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:23We wouldn't want a double-clossed girl.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:28All right.
00:59:30They'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay, let's get back to the pen, shall we?
00:59:41Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:45All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:48Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than rope and a legless mule.
00:59:55It's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards,
01:00:00they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:18and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:20has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch a professional look.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:38Watch her sway.
01:00:42It is already starting to hurt.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before then, the hip-hop monocle.
01:01:05So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself in three, two...
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:14Did you smell that?
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:17Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I can't, it is east.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:28Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post!
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on Demet.
01:01:35It's fine.
01:01:36I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And with that stupid captain means
01:01:40I will try again any real work.
01:01:41They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new destruction now.
01:01:48Huh.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to destroy the guards,
01:01:51they will catch him.
01:01:52We'll kill two guards with gunstone.
01:01:57Here we go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:00These portraits on our beach
01:02:01can't even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how
01:02:04he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:06He'll get arrested,
01:02:07and that will be the big
01:02:09distraction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult
01:02:11really thinks he's getting
01:02:12a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:28Maybe he's leaving,
01:02:29realizing it was too hard for him.
01:02:34Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:37My priceless,
01:02:38one-of-a-kind,
01:02:39two-faced trick coin.
01:02:40It's hard to let go.
01:02:42It's hard to save the orphans.
01:02:45I can't do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using
01:02:48Zindra slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:50How is he going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough
01:02:59to be a foul guard.
01:03:00My patrolman's ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No, babe.
01:03:06I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then,
01:03:09we will cut.
01:03:22No way.
01:03:26Oh my gosh,
01:03:28amazing!
01:03:29On your first try?
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:32How did he do that?
01:03:33All I can't was
01:03:34he probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:48The slot machines
01:03:50are paid off!
01:03:59Count 11.
01:04:00All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:02That's impossible.
01:04:04Why did Sam Hill just have it?
01:04:05Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:07Ladies,
01:04:08are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:15No,
01:04:15probably just more beginners look.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall,
01:04:19he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash
01:04:24before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into
01:04:32six years ago
01:04:33to steal the documents
01:04:34that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in
01:04:38without us.
01:04:39Don't think I want
01:04:40that little smokey here
01:04:41to take a piece out of you
01:04:42if you try to double-cross us.
01:04:44Did your parents ever teach you
01:04:45not to play with those things?
01:04:50What blazes?
01:04:50How did that happen?
01:04:58You were going to pay for that!
01:05:00Don't worry,
01:05:00it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you
01:05:03if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:08We're too good.
01:05:09We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody
01:05:11who thinks a few magic
01:05:12to exclude you in our league.
01:05:13Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It is time for the professionals
01:05:22to work.
01:05:23Alyssa is the best safecracker
01:05:25in the world.
01:05:26She's cracked into safes
01:05:28at the Bank of London
01:05:28and the New York Federal Reserve
01:05:29and Fort Knox
01:05:30all in one week.
01:05:32Can't do that
01:05:32with your little coin trick.
01:05:34Just as I thought.
01:05:35Three lockers,
01:05:36mechanical combination,
01:05:38and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:39No wonder only one thief
01:05:41has ever been able
01:05:42to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah.
01:05:44Me.
01:05:45Fortunately,
01:05:46that one thief
01:05:47was me
01:05:48six years ago.
01:05:51Is she really trying
01:05:53to take credit
01:05:53for my heist?
01:06:03One down,
01:06:04three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:11False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities
01:06:14in 20 seconds.
01:06:16Alyssa,
01:06:16you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:19We don't have a minute.
01:06:20How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you
01:06:23who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:24Somebody shuts me off.
01:06:26Well, I'm just saying,
01:06:28you taught us before,
01:06:29so no problem.
01:06:30Stop bothering her
01:06:31with your questions
01:06:32and just standing in the corner
01:06:33like a good little boy.
01:06:34Five,
01:06:35four,
01:06:37three,
01:06:38two,
01:06:41three,
01:06:42two,
01:06:45intruder alert canceled.
01:06:48Got it.
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:52How was I supposed to know
01:06:53the interior had been modified
01:06:54to lock like an IBV international vault?
01:06:57You should have stolen
01:06:58the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:02Give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies,
01:07:04we don't have another second.
01:07:05Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:09You don't really think
01:07:09you can be fester than me.
01:07:11I am the one
01:07:12who cracks the safe,
01:07:12not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alyssa,
01:07:17you got this.
01:07:18No,
01:07:18she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:21She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling,
01:07:23it won't work.
01:07:23You do not know
01:07:24what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing
01:07:26and you are a nobody.
01:07:33Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:36Go back to shoplifting,
01:07:38you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:46It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism
01:07:49must be in a different
01:07:50part of the door.
01:07:51Look,
01:07:51the guard's almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53I'm fine.
01:07:53Idiot.
01:07:54I almost found it.
01:07:55Alyssa.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Maybe we should
01:08:00give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it,
01:08:02then we will tackle him
01:08:04and then say that we
01:08:05stopped him from
01:08:05robbing the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up
01:08:12what I already started.
01:08:13Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault
01:08:16in a matter of seconds.
01:08:23What the hell
01:08:23are you doing?
01:08:24Is this idiota
01:08:25trying to pray
01:08:26his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk
01:08:29the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well,
01:08:31if you'd stop talking
01:08:32and listen,
01:08:33you'd hear the magnets
01:08:34sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel,
01:08:37we have a computer
01:08:38code nine
01:08:38at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up.
01:08:41Thickle him.
01:08:45Now for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00Oh, the hell?
01:09:01Impossibile.
01:09:02Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in all the heads?
01:09:05Ladies,
01:09:06I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20God damn.
01:09:21There's got to be
01:09:22near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking
01:09:25a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:26I am finally going
01:09:27to buy the mention
01:09:28of the Kiss PNC.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think
01:09:43you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:48You think you are
01:09:49so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think
01:09:51we were going to let you
01:09:52walk out of here
01:09:53with some money?
01:09:56We played you the entire time
01:09:58and you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:02They've been recording us
01:10:04the entire time,
01:10:05except I put a bug in them
01:10:06to remove all of us
01:10:07from the recording.
01:10:08All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought
01:10:12you could hang
01:10:12with the three links?
01:10:14You were just our fault.
01:10:15That is what happens
01:10:16when you try to run
01:10:17this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim,
01:10:22we got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you
01:10:24to come in.
01:10:28Whoa.
01:10:29This is more
01:10:30than I even thought.
01:10:32Barry is so paranoid,
01:10:34he put all his valuables
01:10:35in here.
01:10:35Come on, ladies.
01:10:36We can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser
01:10:42is too dumb
01:10:43to realize
01:10:43we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:46He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted us
01:10:50to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy,
01:10:53but you shouldn't have
01:10:53tried to swim
01:10:54with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that
01:10:57next time.
01:10:59Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:03Who?
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:08You know exactly
01:11:09who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads!
01:11:14Do you have any idea
01:11:14who you messed with?
01:11:16A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:17Hey, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:20He's...
01:11:21He's not a nobody.
01:11:23He's...
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web
01:11:27the entire time.
01:11:28He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:31You fools!
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:35Let us go.
01:11:36Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy
01:11:39like reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:49What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56And what kind of idiots
01:11:58are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just
01:12:00waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:02No.
01:12:04Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley,
01:12:14and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:18My pink ass.
01:12:20Oh, God.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim,
01:12:23isn't it?
01:12:23The geriatric hutster
01:12:25from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career
01:12:29after that deplorable
01:12:30magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:35That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch
01:12:41that got me put away
01:12:42for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:12:46Huh?
01:12:46But as I recall,
01:12:48I did kill your brother.
01:12:50I put him down
01:12:52like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you
01:12:54down that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:57We're gonna finish
01:12:58that job
01:12:59right now.
01:13:06Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did
01:13:09quite perfect
01:13:10that trick,
01:13:10did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23You're probably thinking,
01:13:24I didn't see
01:13:25how he did that.
01:13:27And you know
01:13:27why he didn't?
01:13:30He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:35Sweet.
01:13:35You guys brought flowers.
01:13:42No!
01:13:46No!
01:13:47No!
01:13:48No!
01:13:48No!
01:13:48No!
01:13:49No!
01:13:51No!
01:13:53Freeze!
01:14:00That's enough.
01:14:08What?
01:14:09How did you do that?
01:14:11I served like
01:14:12a bunch of hogs
01:14:13before getting
01:14:13butchered
01:14:14for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police
01:14:19are on their way
01:14:20and I want to make
01:14:20their job easier on them.
01:14:22Oh, and don't worry,
01:14:23it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on
01:14:25to live many years
01:14:26in prison.
01:14:27Now, why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30You're stealing from me.
01:14:32It's because you've been
01:14:34using your casino
01:14:35as one big cover
01:14:36as the biggest drug ring
01:14:37in the United States.
01:14:39Not even your billions
01:14:39can get you out of this.
01:14:42Because who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic,
01:14:48you motherfucker.
01:14:51No!
01:14:52Hold on!
01:14:52Hold on!
01:14:53Hold on!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54It's out of here!
01:15:06You did it, Eric.
01:15:08Untraceable Bitcoin
01:15:09Cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off
01:15:11the loans from the orphanage
01:15:13and put those kids
01:15:14through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love
01:15:23all the colors
01:15:24in the stained glass windows.
01:15:27And the library.
01:15:29We get brand new books
01:15:31every day.
01:15:33I still can't understand
01:15:35how you found the money
01:15:35to pay off all those loans.
01:15:37You wouldn't believe me
01:15:39if I told you.
01:15:41Hi!
01:15:43Mommy!
01:15:43Daddy!
01:15:44Let's get ice cream
01:15:45before the show!
01:15:46Yeah!
01:15:47Ice cream!
01:15:47Read my mind!
01:15:49You're like a little magician.
01:15:50Okay, I guess we'll see
01:15:51when we see.
01:15:52Always looking forward to it.
01:15:53Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:01Ladies and gentlemen,
01:16:03allow me to introduce you
01:16:04to the newest member
01:16:06of the Angier Magic team.
01:16:09The one.
01:16:10The only.
01:16:12Mistress of magic herself.
01:16:18Charity Angier!
01:16:20Drick Hall.
01:16:22I appreciate it.
01:16:22Yes.
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