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Trump prescribes Diet Coke to treat Trump Derangement Syndrome in bizarre videoTruth Social/DJT
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00:00Have you or someone you know been diagnosed with TDS?
00:02The symptoms can be relentless.
00:04Fortunately, I'm Dr. Trump, and I have a treatment plan.
00:07Let's hear what some of my patients have to say.
00:09I have been suffering for over a decade,
00:13and after listening to Dr. Trump, I can see some results.
00:19Man, I've been suffering for years.
00:22I really didn't believe that was help out there.
00:26That was when I came across this video on TV.
00:30I really thought I was a lost cause.
00:32This was going to affect me for the rest of my life.
00:35But after using the treatment plan, I can see a difference.
00:40I really wasn't sure I could help some of these people.
00:44They were so far gone, I wasn't really sure.
00:50I had no idea how much this was affecting my life.
00:53My work has slowed down.
00:55I'm hardly recognizable anymore.
00:57I just needed help.
01:00I couldn't eat.
01:01I couldn't sleep.
01:03Constantly angry.
01:05I made everyone miserable around me.
01:10I feel like I've aged 20 years in the last two years.
01:15I've been so concerned.
01:17I was really starting to worry about my future.
01:20The treatment is simple.
01:21Turn off.
01:22Fake news.
01:23Say your prayers, and if you ever feel anxious,
01:26just have a Diet Coke like me,
01:27and you're going to see a remarkable difference in your life.
01:29Luis?
01:33See it next time.
01:33Peace.
01:33You.
01:33You.
01:34You.
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