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00:00:00Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the Master of Magic?
00:00:08Kill him!
00:00:13You just saved me.
00:00:16You're going to let me walk home alone?
00:00:20The Master of Magic hasn't been seen in over a year.
00:00:23I've seen his skills.
00:00:24Show them.
00:00:25Show them what you can do.
00:00:28I bought the theater, which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the
00:00:35hell out.
00:00:37You look a little nervous.
00:00:39You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:00:41This is what happens when you don't respect the crap.
00:00:44You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:00:46I swore off my old life, but I can't keep running forever.
00:00:51Who are you?
00:00:52I'm the Master of Magic, you mother...
00:01:03You sure about this?
00:01:05I don't know if I'm ready.
00:01:06Relax, little brother.
00:01:08We'll never let anything happen to you.
00:01:14It's showtime.
00:01:18Shit.
00:01:19Shit.
00:01:24Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the Master of Magic?
00:01:32Oh my God!
00:01:33It's him!
00:01:34It's the Master of Magic!
00:01:36The greatest magician of all time!
00:01:38You, young lady.
00:01:40Let's see your true self.
00:01:41Now I'm going to need a little help by my lovely assistant, Eric.
00:01:56And now my next volunteer.
00:01:59I don't care.
00:02:01I said short it.
00:02:03What the hell?
00:02:07Whoa!
00:02:09How are they doing that?
00:02:10And now for my final volunteer.
00:02:17The most evil man in Vegas.
00:02:20Are you sure about this?
00:02:22He's dangerous.
00:02:23But I'm the Master of Freaking Magic.
00:02:25Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie.
00:02:32And who the hell are you?
00:02:34Get these fuckers out of my way.
00:02:35Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women.
00:02:46Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:02:50You insult me in public?
00:02:53You know who I am.
00:02:54I can make you disappear.
00:02:56Okay.
00:02:56Well, we won't test, Barry.
00:03:00So we're going to test this hotel instead.
00:03:07What do you think you're doing?
00:03:09We're going to make Barry's casino disappear.
00:03:18Holy shit!
00:03:21Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults.
00:03:25The police are already on their way to arrest you.
00:03:27You know.
00:03:28Kill him!
00:03:33Now for my final trick.
00:03:58What are you looking at me for?
00:04:01Get him!
00:04:13What are you looking at me?
00:04:17Ah!
00:04:18Oh, fuck.
00:04:54Eric, no!
00:04:58Relax, little brother.
00:04:59But never let anything happen to you.
00:05:02Eric, this is all my fault.
00:05:05God.
00:05:06I need you to do something for me.
00:05:08What?
00:05:09I need you to find me.
00:05:11Girl, we grew up with the orphanage.
00:05:13She's working in magic.
00:05:18Eric, Alpera, besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:05:24You're staying with me, okay?
00:05:25Just hang in there.
00:05:27You're gonna be okay.
00:05:32Eric.
00:05:34Eric.
00:05:44My arrogance got you killed.
00:05:47If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:05:54I'll find Bri and help her.
00:05:58But not as the master of magic.
00:06:13Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:06:20Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:06:22Show opens this weekend.
00:06:24Gotta be prepared.
00:06:26I put every cent I own into this show, but if it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage
00:06:32I grew up in before it's destroyed.
00:06:36All right, well, see ya.
00:06:43A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri, and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:06:49All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:06:51There it is.
00:06:51There's the Queen of Hearts, right?
00:06:52Just gonna follow the Queen, okay?
00:06:54Pick the Queen, follow the dream.
00:06:55There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:56What do you say?
00:06:58This one.
00:06:59That's the Queen of Hearts, for sure.
00:07:00Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:07:02But hey, what do I know?
00:07:03Look at that.
00:07:04Oh.
00:07:06You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll, but, you know, we still gotta come
00:07:10with the payment.
00:07:11What do you say, huh?
00:07:15Um, I'm sorry.
00:07:17I was sure that I had cash.
00:07:22Looks like trouble.
00:07:24Typical dumb bitch.
00:07:25You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:07:27I'll tell you what.
00:07:30I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:07:33Hey, give it back.
00:07:35Hey.
00:07:35That's important to me.
00:07:36Oh, is it?
00:07:37Really, yeah?
00:07:38Is it important enough to play again?
00:07:40Hmm?
00:07:40Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:07:44What do you say, huh?
00:07:44Well, I'm here for this.
00:07:45Let's go.
00:07:46Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:07:48You're disgusting.
00:07:49I'm not doing that.
00:07:50You're not doing that.
00:07:51You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:56What do you say, baby?
00:07:57Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:08:00Pickle.
00:08:05Ah, shit!
00:08:09Why don't you let me try?
00:08:12Here's the deal.
00:08:14I win.
00:08:16She gets her bracelet back.
00:08:17You win.
00:08:19You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:08:24It's priceless.
00:08:26Daniel, you should just go.
00:08:27These guys are dangerous.
00:08:29I got this.
00:08:32This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card money.
00:08:35You got it, hotshot.
00:08:37Let's play.
00:08:39You know the deal.
00:08:40Follow the queen.
00:08:41You get the win.
00:08:43You pick the ten of spades.
00:08:45Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:08:49You pick.
00:08:51You pick.
00:08:52Who's this guy?
00:08:53What a loser.
00:08:55She kept walking, bro, instead of trying to be a hero.
00:08:58Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:09:01Absolutely.
00:09:02You got it.
00:09:20Damn, he got it.
00:09:21That's impossible.
00:09:25What the?
00:09:29Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:09:30I don't know who the hell you are.
00:09:31This bracelet is mine.
00:09:34Well, then.
00:09:36Why is it in my hand?
00:09:41You dirty thief.
00:09:49Are you looking for this?
00:09:51What the?
00:09:52Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:55Hey, man.
00:09:56It's all good.
00:09:58I was just messing around.
00:10:06Three card Monty.
00:10:08That's always a scam.
00:10:09I know.
00:10:10I know.
00:10:11I just...
00:10:12I thought I could crack it.
00:10:15But I was screwed.
00:10:17Until you came along.
00:10:21This bracelet.
00:10:24Why is it so important to you?
00:10:26I was my childhood best friends.
00:10:28We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:10:31Well, he...
00:10:33He died.
00:10:35That's all I have left of him.
00:10:40Have a good night, Bri.
00:10:43Wait.
00:10:44You just saved me.
00:10:46You're going to let me walk home alone?
00:10:50I was for dinner.
00:10:53That was amazing.
00:10:56Uh...
00:10:56I should probably get going.
00:10:58Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:11:02Uh...
00:11:03I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:11:05Bullshit.
00:11:06You have training.
00:11:08You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:11:11Just light of hand.
00:11:15What?
00:11:15You're great.
00:11:20You know...
00:11:22Your hands saved me today.
00:11:26You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:11:31They, uh...
00:11:33Say you're welcome.
00:11:33You're welcome.
00:11:47Great.
00:11:54Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:12:15I'm not who you think I am.
00:12:21Then who are you?
00:12:24I'm the bastard whose cockiness killed Eric.
00:12:27I think.
00:12:29I think it's better if I left.
00:12:54Hey!
00:12:54Come on, boy!
00:12:57what did i tell you i don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff well i'm the prop assistant
00:13:02just doing my job no your job is to clean up dove shit see this stuff this stuff is to
00:13:10not
00:13:10be touched by anyone less than a three star magician correct me if i'm wrong
00:13:23but you're not a three star magician are you no not not since i was 12 after becoming the
00:13:32world's first seven star magician the society of magicians gave up trying to rank me damn right
00:13:37you're not you're lucky to be even our little prop boy and to be in the same room as us
00:13:48real
00:13:52magicians okay what did you do to my deck nothing let's just put him away listen fool this is my
00:14:03gold zephyr deck the master of magic himself use this type of deck actually i prefer the platinum
00:14:10deck well if they're so priceless maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on
00:14:14the table like they're just some two dollar deck from the gas station oh you think ruining my deck
00:14:19is funny you're fired if i lose this job i won't be able to watch over brie i need you
00:14:28to find brie
00:14:29help right yeah look i'm sorry no it's too late for that now because here comes mr kensington
00:14:44hello mr kensington you're looking better sir i'll be good to go for the opening of the show
00:14:52but let this be a reminder what we do is dangerous sir that is exactly what i wanted to tell
00:14:59you about
00:14:59i've had to fire the prop boy over here what why he's careless and cocky he's a liability no matter
00:15:06how hot you think he is i i never said that mr kensington daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:15:13since he's worked here sir sir he he nearly destroyed my gold zephyr deck daniel is this true
00:15:20of course not sir who are you gonna believe a common worker or a three-star magician look samuel
00:15:27i've seen his skills he would never damage a deck show them show them what you can do
00:15:39yeah daniel let's see it show us what you got do you even know a single trick tell you what
00:15:45if you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it in 15 seconds you can keep
00:15:53your job 15 seconds that's impossible i don't even know if the master of magic could have done it
00:15:57that quick but if you can't i demand as a three-star magician that you fire him samuel this isn't
00:16:08fair
00:16:08i know but while i disagree with it xander has the right to challenge daniel but sir he
00:16:15brie it's okay 15 seconds you're on
00:16:31the idiot he's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance ready to do this daniel you really don't
00:16:39have to oh the little pop boy has a little trick section now if i win you're all gonna have
00:16:44to start
00:16:45treating brie with more respect around here it's her money that's bankrolling this entire show
00:16:50brie look at that got a knight in shining coveralls
00:16:55fine deal it's not like you have a chance in hell anyway 15 seconds here we go
00:17:09what's he doing what he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself 10 seconds
00:17:17oh wow giving up already clearly can't hack the big leagues
00:17:21you said he was good i thought he would at least try getting security on the phone to escort you
00:17:28out
00:17:29in five four three two
00:17:55absolutely impossible
00:18:02how did you do that there's no way i don't think i've ever seen anything like this nobody but the
00:18:07master of magic could have done this
00:18:12no no no no you you clearly switched out the deck while brie was distracting us i knew it yeah
00:18:18of
00:18:18course just some amateur trying something stupid nothing but a cheap lazy trick from the hack
00:18:24now
00:18:24now
00:18:26got a show to print
00:18:29eugene stop gobbling at those cards and let's get to work come on
00:18:36samuel you believe you really did it right
00:18:38i don't know what to believe
00:18:42come on the show opens in a few days we need to prep
00:18:46oh you don't have to worry about prepping
00:19:00this is not going to be a show
00:19:03who is this it's richard kim he produces every other magic show in town
00:19:08samuel hates him richard get the hell out of my theater your theater oh no no my little
00:19:16friend this is now my theater what the hell are you talking about i have a three year lease with
00:19:24the owner which as of this morning is me i bought the theater which means you and your
00:19:30dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out
00:19:37you can't just buy the theater i'm the biggest show in town used to be you're past your prime
00:19:44my new show will triple your numbers the contract can't be canceled i'll lose everything
00:19:50if brie loses this show the orphanage that i grew up in that saved my life as a child
00:19:55will be destroyed hey we still have a contract you can't just kick us out
00:19:59hey hey doll face how about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half
00:20:04let the adults talk i'm this show's producer and if you cancel the show i'll sue you into oblivion
00:20:11not if i can prove you're not worthy of this theater i'll give you a chance
00:20:15a head-to-head magical competition your old man and his team wins you keep your contract
00:20:22my team wins your contract is terminated then you go back to doing a birthday parties for eight
00:20:28year olds deal mr kingsington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against
00:20:36great the competition will be tonight tonight his cast doesn't come out for another week
00:20:42not my problem hope you have a good backup team
00:20:51ladies and gentlemen are you ready for the epic no holds barred battle to see who will get this
00:20:58feeder and who will be thrown out into the street
00:21:04don't worry we have an ace at first thing
00:21:08daniel you gotta be kidding you're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there
00:21:13his best trick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear
00:21:16it's all or nothing for us all right richard kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl
00:21:20he's got world-class real magicians yeah no problem i'm good enough to take on anyone
00:21:26that kin sends to us and now the challengers richard kin's latest sensation matt bond
00:21:57he's the youngest magician to have five stars he's one of the best in the world
00:22:06that guy xavier will wipe the floor with his ass yeah bring him on now for the first act or
00:22:13should i say miracle before each magician is a glass of water the magicians must turn their
00:22:21water into wine in a way that our top judges can't figure out the magician to stump the most judges
00:22:29wins matt van buren won the grand prix for close-up magic last year
00:22:34this plays exactly to his strengths he's way beyond xavier's league
00:22:38we're gonna lose
00:22:46maybe not
00:22:48showtime
00:22:58xavier not you
00:23:00what
00:23:11you should go out this road
00:23:15what he he's not even a magician he's just the guy that cleans up duff shit yeah xavier's the
00:23:20best of all of us yeah look girl i know you have a little crush and a little prop i
00:23:24believe this
00:23:24is the real shit samuel you can't seriously be considering this i mean that guy is gonna
00:23:29piss himself out there and the magician from the kensington team
00:23:43maybe he's just the prop assistant but i need a hail mary right now daniel
00:23:56oh my god your prop boy you're really gonna put up the help against someone like matt van buren
00:24:04don't worry kid this will be over real quick and then you can run back to the shadows where you
00:24:08belong it's a shame though because matt's just my warm-up act you'll get me so bad you'll never see
00:24:15my big showstopper matt van buren's just the warm-up act he's one of the best in the world i
00:24:20say he
00:24:21might even get a six star soon there hasn't been a new six star magician in over a decade no
00:24:26it's
00:24:26obvious what samuel's doing okay he knows he doesn't have a chance so he's already looking for
00:24:30excuses when he loses he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try boss this guy is a hack
00:24:37he's gonna make a fool out of all of us it's a two out of three competition we need to
00:24:42judge their
00:24:43strength oh i i get it okay you see samuel sending daniel out to get slaughtered and then i come
00:24:49in and
00:24:50save the day worth that he actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real
00:24:54magician
00:24:57and you are daniel just daniel nice coveralls daniel i give my servants the same ones enjoy your
00:25:08moment just daniel this will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for i can't believe he actually
00:25:13went there as if he was a real magician he's trying to be embarrassed it's sad he really thought that
00:25:18he
00:25:19could hang with the pros no you're sure about this just trust me
00:25:27don't feel too bad you should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:25:32gentlemen are you ready i was born ready what about you buddy you look a little nervous
00:25:40maybe you should be because i'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you
00:25:50god he's frozen with fear come on daniel was it stupid to pick him daniel are you okay
00:25:59absolutely oh my god what a shit show he's not even prepping it hey newbie this is when you're
00:26:06supposed to prepare your illusion i'm good no i'm good that's why i have a five star magician's
00:26:18amulet and you have what coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit tell you what it's not too soon
00:26:25to back out if you do i'll give you the honor of having my autograph are you ready or do
00:26:32you need
00:26:32more time to prepare no i don't need more time for this trick then first up is matt von buren
00:26:42pay attention
00:26:44this is where you learn to respect your betters
00:27:01it's finished
00:27:07that was seamless unbelievable even i don't know how he did that there's no way daniel could do a
00:27:14trick that's even as fraction as good as matt's
00:27:19what do you think judges did matt bob aaron's trick fool you i have no idea how that was done
00:27:25if i didn't
00:27:26know any better i'd say it's a miracle i'm stumped well done you're three for three
00:27:33you have stumped our judges does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick anyone
00:27:45you have something to say prop boy your trick wasn't bad i just know exactly how you did it
00:27:58sure you do please enlighten us tell us all how i did my trick all in good time idiot everybody
00:28:07knows that he's lying pathetic daniel you're up
00:28:20what's he doing he's making a fool out of all of us hey there looks like your fellow's got some
00:28:25stage fright this is what happens when you don't respect the craft you're making a fool out of all of
00:28:33us i think he can do it it doesn't matter what you think okay you're not one of us you're
00:28:40just some
00:28:41dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn if it weren't for you we wouldn't be in
00:28:44this mess
00:28:53looks like you're having some trouble here why don't you let me help you
00:29:03switch it now prop boy
00:29:06you need to end this now you're
00:29:13you're right
00:29:17i swore off my old wife
00:29:28but i can't keep running forever
00:29:35ladies and gentlemen are you ready for something extraordinary
00:29:43now but first i'm gonna need some help
00:29:47brie could you come here
00:29:55what is he doing you gotta be kidding me this is just sad
00:30:08you all know magic is an illusion but still you hold out hope that one day you'll experience
00:30:15something so incredible you can never explain it in a million years
00:30:20well isn't this like life see every day you experience your reality through your senses
00:30:25but what if you couldn't trust your senses
00:30:33wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion
00:30:40don't blink you'll miss it
00:30:55that's it
00:30:58nothing happened you're supposed to change the water into wine
00:31:01hey mr kentington i told you you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place
00:31:06you should have respected my ranking no i think there's something else going on
00:31:12now i apologize ladies and gentlemen i can't seem to complete my transformation
00:31:17i knew it this theater is mine
00:31:20without one final piece of equipment which will be coming right about now
00:31:38what's he doing what's he doing he's such a a cake knife he's gonna shatter that glass all over the
00:31:43floor
00:31:50how
00:31:59unbelievable
00:32:21the lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce
00:32:25i can't believe i'm eating cake the only person i've ever seen do a trick like this was
00:32:30the master of magic
00:32:41how is this possible
00:32:47now for the critical moment judges what do you think do you know how he did it i have no
00:32:53idea not a clue
00:32:55come on
00:32:56and you jennifer
00:32:58i'm completely stoked
00:33:01well in the case of a tie we turn back to the magicians themselves
00:33:06daniel
00:33:08you said earlier you know how matthew did his trick
00:33:11tell us
00:33:12yeah
00:33:13tell us
00:33:15He dropped in edible iron filaments
00:33:20Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron, ionizing
00:33:25Turning the water red, giving it the earthy flavors of a wine
00:33:33That's...correct
00:33:36Amazing!
00:33:37And Matthew, how did Daniel do his trick?
00:33:46I...I don't know
00:33:47And with that, Daniel wins our first round
00:33:56I didn't see how you did it, Malz
00:33:59I need your help
00:34:03I need a knife
00:34:06Let's give him cake
00:34:09Well done, young man
00:34:11The only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic
00:34:20No! No! He didn't transform anything! He didn't even teleport!
00:34:25He must have cheated
00:34:26There's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill!
00:34:30Exactly! He probably blackmailed the judges or something
00:34:35How could you let him beat you?
00:34:37You embarrassed us with your performance
00:34:38How was I supposed to know he was going to do that with the cup and teleport to the judges?
00:34:42Who is that guy?
00:34:47It doesn't matter
00:34:48Get out of my face
00:34:49It's time for the real magicians to get to work
00:34:53You think you've won?
00:34:56You haven't won shit!
00:34:59It's time to bring out my A-team
00:35:05Kate Barlow
00:35:15Miss Barlow
00:35:16Thank you for joining us
00:35:19That's...that's Kate Barlow
00:35:20She's the FISM world champion in parlor magic
00:35:23And an actual six-star magician
00:35:26All right
00:35:27Who's ready for the headliner?
00:35:31Second round is quick change magic
00:35:33That's Sophie's specialty
00:35:34You had your little fun in the first round
00:35:36But now, watch an axle prep
00:35:39A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:35:42Or cause some fake amateur distractions
00:35:44A real magician doesn't need to
00:35:47Because she has hard-earned skills
00:35:50Now
00:35:52Yeah! Get him, Sophie!
00:35:54Always nice to see a fellow female on stage
00:35:56Too bad I'm gonna crush you
00:35:58Oh
00:35:59You think so?
00:36:00Your rank is impressive
00:36:03But it doesn't scare me
00:36:04Oh, you think I brought in Miss Barlow just for her rank?
00:36:08Y-you didn't?
00:36:09I brought in Kate Barlow
00:36:11Because she was the protege
00:36:14Of the master of magic
00:36:17He taught me everything he knows
00:36:19Funny
00:36:20I don't remember training her
00:36:23You were trained by the master of magic?
00:36:25Oh, she wasn't just trained by him
00:36:27He realized that she was better than him
00:36:30That's why he disappeared
00:36:32That can't be true, right?
00:36:34Richard wouldn't dare
00:36:35Make a claim like that if it wasn't true
00:36:38So what you're saying
00:36:39Is that we have to compete against somebody
00:36:41Who's better than the master of magic?
00:36:43Oh, so what?
00:36:44I'll still destroy you
00:36:45Sophie
00:36:46Sophie
00:36:47Shut up
00:36:47Ah
00:36:48Miss Barlow
00:36:50It is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber
00:36:55I wish I could say the same
00:36:58But honestly, it's an insult you're even trying to compete
00:37:03So why are you here?
00:37:06To shatter my teacher's old records
00:37:08And publicly declare myself the new master of magic
00:37:16Ladies and gentlemen
00:37:18This next act is even harder than our first
00:37:21It is all about quick change magic
00:37:24Transforming outfits as many times as possible
00:37:27In 30 seconds
00:37:28The world record is 17 changes
00:37:33Held by the master of magic
00:37:40Do you think you can beat that?
00:37:41That's a change every two seconds
00:37:43There's no way you can beat that
00:37:45I could beat that in my sleep
00:37:51Hell, there's not a magic technique in the world
00:37:53That would make that trick possible
00:37:54Only the master of magic would be able to do that
00:37:56I know every one of his secrets
00:37:59Are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record?
00:38:04Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:38:09Then start the music
00:38:21One, two, three, standard
00:38:25Oh my God, her pace
00:38:27How is she?
00:38:30Is she about to break the record?
00:38:32You're about to break the record?
00:38:34This is unreal
00:38:35This is history
00:38:39That is 18 changes
00:38:41Ladies and gentlemen
00:38:43We have a new world record
00:38:44And possibly a new master of magic
00:38:48I can't believe she just did that
00:38:50I've never seen anything like it
00:38:52The concentration
00:38:53The skill needed to do something like that
00:38:57She had to learn it from the master of magic
00:38:59I wouldn't believe it
00:39:00If I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes
00:39:02For a second there
00:39:03I thought she'd actually figure out my technique
00:39:05But no
00:39:06She's a fraud like the rest
00:39:08Sophie
00:39:09You can beat that, right?
00:39:11I can only manage nine or ten changes
00:39:14But not 18
00:39:17Well
00:39:18Are you even going to attempt to compete?
00:39:21Or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:39:25No one can do that
00:39:26We should just give up
00:39:27Come on, Sophie
00:39:29There has to be some chance
00:39:30Okay, you don't know what you're talking about
00:39:32I can't do that
00:39:34No one can do that
00:39:35You're just some dumb girl with money
00:39:37Who tried to get into magic
00:39:38And you don't know anything about magic
00:39:40Okay, you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake
00:39:43Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:45Or can I get ready for my first photo shoot
00:39:48As the new master of magic?
00:39:52Come on
00:39:52One of you at least has to try
00:39:54I can't lose this contract
00:39:56I have children that are my responsibility
00:39:58And they will starve
00:40:00Sophie?
00:40:02Eugene?
00:40:03Xavier?
00:40:05If I had my hand
00:40:07I would try
00:40:08But I don't even think I would stand a chance
00:40:11Well, well
00:40:12Looks like I won
00:40:14Sir
00:40:16Are you hiring?
00:40:19Really?
00:40:20You're going to betray your boss right in front of him
00:40:22Might as well
00:40:23We can't go down with a sinking ship of losers
00:40:25Sorry, Samuel
00:40:26You should not put your faith in a stupid girl
00:40:29Who doesn't understand the first thing about magic
00:40:30It's over
00:40:31The theater is mine
00:40:35I failed them
00:40:37I failed the orphanage
00:40:41Might as well go with them, Daniel
00:40:44Hey, what?
00:40:45Where are you going?
00:40:48What is he doing?
00:40:51We still have a shot
00:40:53I'm going to take it
00:40:54Daniel, stop
00:40:55You can't just go out there and embarrass yourself
00:40:57I won't let you
00:40:57Bree
00:40:58Do you trust me?
00:41:03And with the Kensington team giving up
00:41:06The winners are
00:41:07Wait
00:41:11The Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act
00:41:16That's adorable
00:41:17Do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:41:21I'll manage
00:41:22Really, Samuel?
00:41:23You're sending out the help again?
00:41:25This loser has no chance of beating Kate
00:41:28Sir, we tried to warn him
00:41:29But Samuel just wouldn't listen
00:41:31This worker conned him
00:41:33Just like he conned the judges in the last round
00:41:35Hey, that's not true
00:41:36The only reason why he's here
00:41:38Is because Bree has a little crush on him
00:41:39That's enough
00:41:40Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:42The producer's amateur boyfriend
00:41:44Is trying to save the show
00:41:46That's really cute
00:41:47I said that's enough
00:41:49Daniel
00:41:50Are you ready?
00:41:53Your time starts
00:41:57Now
00:42:08We're waiting
00:42:10Look at all these quick changes
00:42:12He's going so fast
00:42:13I can't keep track of them
00:42:17Hey, honey
00:42:19It doesn't look like magic's your thing
00:42:21But I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:42:24What are you doing, boy?
00:42:27Just trust him
00:42:28He has it under control
00:42:30Are you kidding me?
00:42:31If he has it under control
00:42:32I'm freaking Merlin himself
00:42:34Hey, Bree
00:42:35You might want to turn around for this one, okay?
00:42:38Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself
00:42:40For the fraud that he truly is
00:42:42Seriously, get off the stage
00:42:43You look like a fucking ass
00:42:46Yo, buddy
00:42:47You're not getting 18, bro
00:42:48Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:51Are you happy?
00:42:52You've embarrassed yourself
00:42:54And wasted my precious time
00:43:01Time
00:43:03Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:43:05See, we always complain
00:43:06That time goes by too fast
00:43:09But in moments like these
00:43:10It's like time
00:43:12Stand still
00:43:16Your technique wasn't bad
00:43:18Just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:43:24This is
00:43:27What's he gonna do?
00:43:28He's trying not
00:43:34I'll blink
00:43:43Congratulations
00:43:45One change in 30 seconds
00:43:46I win
00:43:48But you can't call that a competition
00:43:50What a waste of time
00:43:51Sophie at least would have had a chance
00:43:53Well, I think we know who won this contest
00:43:56Are you sure about that?
00:43:58What?
00:44:14How did he do that?
00:44:1977
00:44:2078
00:44:29Ladies and gentlemen
00:44:31We have 78 changes
00:44:33I can't believe it
00:44:34It's not possible
00:44:35It's impossible
00:44:39It's impossible for mere mortals
00:44:41But not for the master of magic
00:44:44Wait
00:44:45Is he the real master of magic?
00:44:49The misdirect you used
00:44:52Showmanship
00:44:53The transformation on a massive scale
00:44:57Ladies and gentlemen
00:44:58You have just witnessed the return of a legend
00:45:01Because this man is the master of magic
00:45:04Oh my god
00:45:11I knew it
00:45:12I knew it
00:45:14Oh god
00:45:17I just made an axe of myself
00:45:19In front of the real master of magic
00:45:22Without question
00:45:24I believe I speak for all three judges
00:45:26To declare that
00:45:27Daniel is the winner of this competition
00:45:30Ladies and gentlemen
00:45:31You heard it
00:45:32Daniel wins the competition
00:45:34Woo!
00:45:36Daniel!
00:45:37Daniel!
00:45:38Daniel!
00:45:39Daniel!
00:45:40Daniel!
00:45:40Daniel!
00:45:41Daniel!
00:45:41Daniel!
00:45:42Daniel!
00:45:43Daniel!
00:45:44Daniel!
00:45:44Daniel!
00:45:45Please forgive me
00:45:46I was just so inspired by example growing up
00:45:49That I feel as if you've been with me every step of the way
00:45:52How dare you lie to me?
00:45:53You swore to me you learned everything from him
00:45:55You're nothing but a fraud
00:45:57Get out of here
00:46:02I've spent the last six years looking for you
00:46:05I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic
00:46:09Because I know that before you were the master of magic
00:46:11You were a world class cat burglar
00:46:17Tonight the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year
00:46:22I'm pulling together an organization to take it
00:46:25I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:46:28That you'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage
00:46:32Here
00:46:35Down payment to show you I'm serious
00:46:38So what do you say?
00:46:40Ready to make some real money?
00:46:44I won both rounds to competition, didn't I?
00:46:48Well, yes
00:46:50Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater
00:46:52That was the deal
00:46:54Right, of course
00:46:56But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:59What do I think of your offer?
00:47:07Now why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:47:13That was so good
00:47:18Wow, everybody give it up for the master of magic
00:47:23Wow
00:47:26You know, Daniel
00:47:28When I first saw you
00:47:29I knew that you were special
00:47:31Yeah, of course
00:47:32I mean, even an idiot could see
00:47:34He was the master of magic
00:47:36And honestly, um
00:47:38I just feel
00:47:40So honored
00:47:41To be standing in the same room as you right now
00:47:44Wow
00:47:46You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time
00:47:49After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier
00:47:52Oh, no, no, we were just joking
00:47:55Right?
00:47:56Guys
00:47:57You're gonna stay with us
00:47:59Right, Daniel?
00:48:01Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us
00:48:03We're just, you know
00:48:04Showing him some love
00:48:05Yeah
00:48:06The three of you
00:48:08Your actions were a disgrace
00:48:11Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time
00:48:15I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is
00:48:18Punishment?
00:48:19Punishment is a very strong word
00:48:20No, you don't
00:48:21I don't like that
00:48:22You know
00:48:25I do think
00:48:27Maybe a little public humiliation
00:48:29Will do you three some good
00:48:36I know, I see it
00:48:38That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen
00:48:41Disgusting
00:48:42What are you doing here for?
00:48:44Go, just go
00:48:44We have to go here
00:48:47So
00:48:50So
00:48:51You're really him
00:48:54Master of magic
00:48:55I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you
00:49:00If
00:49:01If you want to stay
00:49:03I gladly open for you
00:49:05And give you the marquee performance
00:49:07But whether you stay or leave
00:49:11It's completely your decision
00:49:15So what do you say?
00:49:18If you knew how I'd let Eric die
00:49:20You'd hate me
00:49:23I'm not the master of magic
00:49:26That may be true
00:49:29But nobody else could ever do what you did up here
00:49:36Daniel!
00:49:38Daniel!
00:49:40Daniel!
00:49:41Daniel!
00:49:46That bracelet
00:49:47Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:50:01Hey, all this time when I didn't recognize you, Daniel Angier, but you're still the same.
00:50:09The older brother looking out for the smaller kid.
00:50:13Anytime Eric got hurt, he'd come running.
00:50:17When I mattered the most, I let him down.
00:50:25Eric knew what he was doing, and he was so proud of you.
00:50:30The only time you let him down is when you stopped being the master of magic.
00:50:35What?
00:50:36Eric believed in you and your gifts.
00:50:40Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:50:42You're still the master of magic.
00:50:45You just have to claim it.
00:50:53Where'd he go?
00:50:54Daniel!
00:50:55Daniel, we want an interview!
00:50:57In here.
00:51:08I could have sworn he went this way.
00:51:09You have to be here somewhere.
00:51:18You have films.
00:51:21Well, that sounds awful.
00:51:24I don't know.
00:51:26I don't know.
00:51:59You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:52:06Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:52:11So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:52:29This looks way worse than the one we were kids.
00:52:32Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:49What happened to this orphanage?
00:53:00This is Barry Carnegie. He owns the orphanage.
00:53:05You're supposed to be in jail.
00:53:06Ah, so you recognize me.
00:53:09Silly boy, jail and laws are only for the poor. I was out in two years.
00:53:15And I've already taken back my casino, as well as this place.
00:53:19It's mine. I bought it.
00:53:21And I've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it and funnel it into my
00:53:27casino.
00:53:27You're a monster.
00:53:29If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:33Oh, you can't because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:38See this watch? This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:41So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:47I'm gonna get it.
00:53:48Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:52Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:54We're gonna tear this place apart from my new casino.
00:53:59But you can't be serious.
00:54:02What about the children?
00:54:03Miss Anderson, what's he talking about? Are we gonna lose our home?
00:54:08Yeah, you are.
00:54:10But, listen.
00:54:13You can stay in my hotel.
00:54:15Ten grand a night.
00:54:17You got that kind of money, kid?
00:54:20I didn't think so.
00:54:23Let's go.
00:54:25Pay who wants millions for this place?
00:54:29I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:34You'll have your money.
00:54:36Oh, yeah.
00:54:39But where are you gonna get it?
00:54:41Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:47I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:50I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:55:14I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:55:21I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money.
00:55:24Of the top burglars in the world.
00:55:27Lily.
00:55:28System Logistics and Camera Espionage.
00:55:33Alisa.
00:55:34Who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault.
00:55:37Three times.
00:55:39Anna Vita.
00:55:40Who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:44They're good.
00:55:46Almost as good as me.
00:55:48Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:59So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well.
00:56:09I'm just who you think you are.
00:56:10Idiot men with a dead fish.
00:56:12And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:56:15Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:56:19And then snip his manhood off.
00:56:21We don't need a knife.
00:56:22I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be being up.
00:56:28Ladies.
00:56:29Please.
00:56:30Let's make a deal.
00:56:36See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:40If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:50How did he do that?
00:56:52Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:54He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:56Give us a moment.
00:57:01There's nobody here.
00:57:03Maybe he could be our father.
00:57:04I like it.
00:57:05He's clearly in all reasons.
00:57:07It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:57:09We could double cross him easy.
00:57:13Alright.
00:57:14We'll let you help us.
00:57:16And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:57:19But you have to prove yourself first.
00:57:25I'm listening.
00:57:27You see that cart of a deader boy?
00:57:30Clear it out.
00:57:31Bring us the chips.
00:57:32You have five minutes.
00:57:34Do that and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:37Look at him.
00:57:39This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:42First you're going to need a key.
00:57:44You got that?
00:57:45A key.
00:57:47And then...
00:57:49Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:51Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:53You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:58:01Okay.
00:58:04He is stupider than I thought.
00:58:06He's going in the wrong direction.
00:58:08Completely unaware of his environment.
00:58:10Hopeless.
00:58:10This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:58:12Let's just get rid of him.
00:58:17Is he getting a drink during a haste?
00:58:19Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:58:20I need a drink with water.
00:58:22He's only going to slow us down.
00:58:24Look at him.
00:58:29Oh!
00:58:30Are you serious?
00:58:31She's dying.
00:58:31I'm so nervous.
00:58:33I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:35I am so sorry.
00:58:36Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:38No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:39Piece of garbage.
00:58:40Sorry.
00:58:41Yeah, garbage.
00:58:42Just...
00:58:44He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:46He could grab the keys.
00:58:48He's edible failure.
00:58:49I have seen enough.
00:58:55You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:58Like the same thief you are.
00:59:00Now you can go.
00:59:01You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:59:05Best in the world, huh?
00:59:08Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:59:22Impossible.
00:59:23He never even opens a chip cart.
00:59:26Who is this guy?
00:59:27Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:30How...
00:59:30How did he do that?
00:59:33Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:35Ladies?
00:59:37Those chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:40No one is that good.
00:59:42He probably already hit them off his sleeve.
00:59:45That makes sense.
00:59:46He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:48He's clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:51He wouldn't want to double-cross the bra.
00:59:52He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:56Alright.
00:59:57They'll let you have thoughts.
00:59:59But don't get in our way.
01:00:03Deal.
01:00:05Okay.
01:00:06Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
01:00:08Cuatro, cinco, seis.
01:00:10I count six guards at the vault.
01:00:13All six Slovakian mercenaries.
01:00:15Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
01:00:18This is child's place.
01:00:20Easier than roping a legless mule.
01:00:22It's time for a distraction.
01:00:25When I walk past those guards, they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:30Your plan is broken.
01:00:34What did you just say?
01:00:36I said your plan is broken.
01:00:38Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:41Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:45and that perfume that she just sprayed on has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:54Hmm.
01:00:55That's what I thought.
01:00:56Finally, something makes it look like Neanderthal school of you.
01:01:00Now shut up and watch a professional look.
01:01:03Look, idiot.
01:01:05Watch her sway.
01:01:09It is already starting to hurt.
01:01:22Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:01:26She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:28And before then, the hit the monocle.
01:01:31So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:34You'll see for yourself.
01:01:35In three.
01:01:36Two.
01:01:39Oh my god.
01:01:41Can you smell that?
01:01:42Oh my god.
01:01:47God.
01:01:49Oh, that scent.
01:01:50I get the disease.
01:01:52Halt!
01:01:53Halt!
01:01:55Get back to your pulse!
01:01:56What are you doing?
01:01:59Damn it.
01:02:00The perfume does not work on Vimit.
01:02:01It's fine.
01:02:02I almost got them away from the vault.
01:02:04And that stupid captain means I will try again any real work.
01:02:08They do not have time.
01:02:09We need a new destruction now.
01:02:14Huh.
01:02:15What's in him?
01:02:16When he goes to destroy the guards, they will catch him.
01:02:18We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:02:23You go.
01:02:26Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:27These voters on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:02:29I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:32Exactly.
01:02:32He'll get arrested and that will be the big distraction that we need.
01:02:36This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:40I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:48Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:50He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:53Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:55Realizing it looks too hard for him.
01:03:00Is he going to gamble now?
01:03:02Is he serious?
01:03:03My priceless, one-of-a-kind, two-faced trick coin.
01:03:06It's hard to let go.
01:03:08But to save the orphans...
01:03:10I'd do anything.
01:03:12He's not even using Zinger's loot machines.
01:03:15He's gambling with the old ones.
01:03:16How is this going to be a distraction?
01:03:18Huh? How?
01:03:21This is ridiculous. We have to go in.
01:03:22He can't even distract the guards.
01:03:24He's not even smart enough to be a ball guard.
01:03:26My bedroom is ready.
01:03:27I'm going back.
01:03:27No, wait.
01:03:31I won't proceed and fail.
01:03:34Then...
01:03:35We will cut.
01:03:47No way.
01:03:52Oh my gosh! Amazing!
01:03:54On your first try?
01:03:56Jackpot!
01:03:57How did he do that?
01:03:58Oh my goodness, he probably just got lucky.
01:04:00That's...
01:04:00That's not a real distraction.
01:04:14The slot machines are paying out!
01:04:17The slot machines are paying out!
01:04:30Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:32Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:33Ladies...
01:04:33Are we getting played by him?
01:04:40No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:42Right.
01:04:42When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:46He's going in the vault.
01:04:48He's going in the vault.
01:04:48He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:55The same vault I broke into six years ago.
01:04:58To steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:05:02Trying to go in with Altas!
01:05:04Don't think I want that little smokey here to take a piece out of you if you try to double
01:05:07-cross us.
01:05:08Didn't your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:05:14Hot blazes! How did that happen?
01:05:23You were going to pay for that!
01:05:25Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:05:26And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:31That's right. We're too good.
01:05:33We are professionals.
01:05:34You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic tricks could see me in our league.
01:05:38Oh, whatever.
01:05:38Step aside.
01:05:39We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:41It is time for the professionals to work.
01:05:47Alisa is the best safe-cracker in the world.
01:05:51She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one
01:05:55week.
01:05:56Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:58Just as I thought.
01:06:00Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:06:04No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:06:07Yeah, me.
01:06:09Fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago.
01:06:16Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:27One down. Three to go.
01:06:33Intruder alert. False entry detected. Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:39Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:41We have to make it stop.
01:06:42Just give me a minute.
01:06:43We don't have a minute.
01:06:44How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:46Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:48Somebody shuts me off.
01:06:50Eleven.
01:06:50Well, I'm just saying you've taught us before, so...
01:06:53She ain't no problem.
01:06:54Stop bothering her with your questions and just standing in the corner like a good little boy.
01:06:58Five.
01:06:59Four.
01:07:00Three.
01:07:02Two.
01:07:04Three.
01:07:05Two.
01:07:06Two.
01:07:08Intruder alert canceled.
01:07:11Got it!
01:07:13Sure you did.
01:07:15How was I supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an IBV International vault?
01:07:20You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:23Like I did.
01:07:25Give me another second.
01:07:26Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:28Hold on.
01:07:30I'll give it a shot.
01:07:31You really think you can be faster than me?
01:07:34I am the one who cracks the safe, not you.
01:07:37Stop distracting her.
01:07:38This is a job for the pros.
01:07:40Alyssa, you got this.
01:07:41No, she doesn't.
01:07:42What are you talking about?
01:07:43She won't get it open.
01:07:45The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:46You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:48You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:07:55Hmm.
01:07:56Got it.
01:07:58She won't get it open.
01:07:59Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:08:05What is it?
01:08:06What's wrong?
01:08:09It's hollow.
01:08:10The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:08:13Look, the guards must hear.
01:08:14I can help.
01:08:15I'm fine.
01:08:16Idiot, I almost found it.
01:08:17Alyssa.
01:08:19What?
01:08:22Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:23And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him and then say that we stopped him from robbing
01:08:28the casino.
01:08:32Hold yours.
01:08:33Try not to screw up what I already started.
01:08:36Don't worry.
01:08:37We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:45What the hell are you doing?
01:08:47Is this the idiot trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:49He's drunk.
01:08:51He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:52We're just seeing it now.
01:08:53Well, if he'd stop talking and listen, you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:08:57All security personnel, we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:09:02Thumbs up.
01:09:03Thickle him.
01:09:04Thickle him.
01:09:05Thickle him.
01:09:07Thickle him.
01:09:09Thickle him.
01:09:17Thickle him.
01:09:22Thickle him.
01:09:23Thickle him.
01:09:24Thickle him.
01:09:25Thickle him.
01:09:26Thickle him.
01:09:27Thickle him.
01:09:28Thickle him.
01:09:30Thickle him.
01:09:32Thickle him.
01:09:33Thickle him.
01:09:33Thickle him.
01:09:33Thickle him.
01:09:33Thickle him.
01:09:37Oh, look, look.
01:09:42God damn.
01:09:43There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:45I am taking a decade-long spot dream.
01:09:48I am finally going to buy the mention of the KISPNC.
01:10:00Bingo.
01:10:04Just what do you think you're doing?
01:10:07Just taking my share.
01:10:09You think you are so smart.
01:10:12Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:10:17We played you the entire time.
01:10:19And you didn't even notice.
01:10:21You see those cameras?
01:10:23They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:26Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:29All of us.
01:10:31Except for you.
01:10:32You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:35You were just our folly.
01:10:36That is what happens when you try to run the city, girls.
01:10:40Enjoy prison.
01:10:42Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:44It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:50This is more than I even thought.
01:10:53Barry is so paranoid, he put all his valuables in here.
01:10:57Come on, ladies.
01:10:57We can't stand around.
01:10:58Pack up.
01:11:00Who's this?
01:11:01Oh, no one.
01:11:02A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:11:06We had him take the fall.
01:11:07He was easy.
01:11:08Almost a little too easy.
01:11:10It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:11:13Sorry, buddy, but you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:11:17I'll remember that next time.
01:11:20Wait.
01:11:22Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:24Who?
01:11:26Who are you?
01:11:28You know exactly who I am.
01:11:32You stupid broads!
01:11:34Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:36A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:37Yeah, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:39He is a nobody.
01:11:41He's not a nobody, he's...
01:11:43Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:44He's just our patsy.
01:11:46We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:48He wasn't in your web.
01:11:49You were in his.
01:11:51You fools!
01:11:54Please, please don't do this.
01:11:56Let us go.
01:11:57Relax, Richard.
01:11:58I can do anything crazy like reactivate the alarms.
01:12:02Oh, thank you.
01:12:04Because I already have.
01:12:09What?
01:12:14What kind of idiots are you?
01:12:16And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:12:18You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:21Steal my stash?
01:12:22No.
01:12:23Not here.
01:12:24Not on my turf.
01:12:28Oh, Jesus.
01:12:29The three links, huh?
01:12:32KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:36The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:38My pink ass.
01:12:40Oh, God.
01:12:41And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:43The geriatric huckster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:46Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:52And you.
01:12:54That mask.
01:12:57I know you.
01:12:59You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:13:04Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:13:06But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:13:10I put him down like a dog.
01:13:13I should have put you down that night, too.
01:13:16Tell you what.
01:13:17We're going to finish that job right now.
01:13:26Well, I knew it.
01:13:27You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:35That's not my blood.
01:13:42You're probably thinking,
01:13:43I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:46And you know why you didn't?
01:13:49You blinked.
01:13:50Get him!
01:13:54Sweet.
01:13:55You guys brought flowers.
01:14:12Freeze!
01:14:19That's enough.
01:14:27What?
01:14:28How did you do that?
01:14:30I sell like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:34What the hell happened?
01:14:36Why am I tied up?
01:14:37Because the real police are on their way,
01:14:38and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:40Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:43I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:14:46Now, why would I go to prison?
01:14:48You're the thief.
01:14:49You're stealing from me.
01:14:51It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover
01:14:55as the biggest drug ring in the United States.
01:14:57Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:15:01Guess who the hell are you?
01:15:06I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:15:09No, no, no, no!
01:15:11Hold on!
01:15:12No, no!
01:15:13It's out of here!
01:15:14Hold on!
01:15:25You did it, Eric.
01:15:27Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:15:29Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage
01:15:31and put those kids through college.
01:15:33We did it.
01:15:40and the kids just love all the colors of the stained glass windows and the library
01:15:48we get brand new books every day thank you i still can't understand how you found the money
01:15:54to pay off all those loans you wouldn't believe me if i told you
01:16:01mommy daddy let's get ice cream for the show yeah ice cream read my mind you're like a little
01:16:07magician okay i guess we'll see you nicely always looking forward to it let's go get that ice cream
01:16:19ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the angier magic team
01:16:26the one the only mistress of magic herself
01:16:35charity angier
01:16:40you
01:16:56you
01:17:00you
01:17:02you
01:17:05you
01:17:06you
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