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00:06We really don't have time for this.
00:08Yo, I gotta eat.
00:08That food in Hong Kong, it wasn't shit.
00:10Okay, plus I promised Norris too
00:11I'd show him these before we traded him.
00:13What about Perfect Pig?
00:14He's not gonna be there for another hour.
00:16You tripping.
00:16How do you know where he lives at anyway?
00:18Reddit.
00:19You know you can get anything on Reddit, right?
00:20Even vitamins.
00:22You can get vitamins from the store, Bobby.
00:24If you want your mind controlled.
00:27And plus, if you think about it,
00:28divorce is not really that bad.
00:30Okay, my parents, they call it quits ages ago
00:32and I turned out A-OK.
00:33More the reason for me to get home to my wife.
00:36WWSD.
00:38WWSD is my new life mantra.
00:40What would Statham do?
00:41Oh, and speaking of my brother,
00:43he just texted me.
00:44Look at this.
00:44He texts me all the time.
00:46He's actually quite needy for an action star.
00:56Holy shit, they are real.
00:57Which is great and all,
00:58but how did Jason fucking Statham break you out?
01:06And then 50 minutes after that,
01:07bags came off and we were at karaoke spot.
01:09No way.
01:10Did you sing with Jason?
01:12Please tell me you sang with Jason.
01:13Yeah, he was singing.
01:13He was shirtless.
01:15What?
01:15That's insane.
01:16That was just a half of it.
01:1720 minutes after that,
01:18we was in a helicopter on the way to an abandoned airport
01:19and then there was a 747 just chilling there,
01:21waiting to exfiltrate the stateside.
01:23And I think he has a thing for bother.
01:25Jason Statham is not into me, first of all.
01:28Oh, really?
01:28Yeah.
01:29Okay, so why has he texted you a hundred times?
01:30Hold up.
01:31Are you jealous?
01:32No.
01:33What's up, guys?
01:35Holy shit.
01:36Are these what I think they are?
01:37Yo, my man.
01:39Yo.
01:39Get the fuck out of here, man.
01:41All right, just let me hold them.
01:42Hey, if you want to hold something,
01:43hold your nuts, all right?
01:44Oh, come on.
01:45Get out.
01:45Oh!
01:46Yo, come on.
01:46Where are you going?
01:47Yo.
01:48Somebody call 911.
01:49We're getting to fix this right now.
01:50You're just going to make it work.
01:51Devin's right.
01:52You only get one shot at saving them.
01:58Look, I normally don't do shit for people
02:00I don't get down with,
02:01but since this is kind of my fault.
02:03Kind of.
02:04No, this is 100% your fucking fault.
02:07Which is why I'm willing to hook you up
02:08with my boy, J. Mark.
02:09You mean Jason Mark?
02:11Nobody calls him J. Mark.
02:12His homies do.
02:14They'll see.
02:15J. Mark!
02:16What up, fam?
02:17What's Craig in?
02:18What did you just call me?
02:19J. Mark.
02:19Nobody calls me that.
02:21But I just did.
02:22Well, don't.
02:23All right, for sure, for sure.
02:24That's what's up.
02:25So, listen, I need you to do me a solid real quick.
02:27My road dog's here, man.
02:29Just fucked up some sneakers.
02:30Look, enough with the bullshit.
02:31Look, we need your help,
02:32and we need it ASAP.
02:33Yes.
02:33Jason Mark.
02:34You're the only one that can fix this.
02:36Are those...
02:36The zeros.
02:38What the fuck happened to him?
02:39Your boy here spilled a spinach and kale smoothie on them.
02:42That's not my boy.
02:42What?
02:43We met one time, bro.
02:44Ugh.
02:45Don't tell me he asked you to do a TikTok with him.
02:47Asked?
02:47He wanted to shut up about it.
02:48Yo, that shit would be tight, though, dog.
02:50Shut up.
02:51Can you help us enough?
02:55I can't make any promises, but I'll see what I can do.
02:57All right, please.
02:58That's all I'm asking.
02:59Just see what you can do.
02:59J. Mark, what's good, fam?
03:01Huh?
03:01What's cracking?
03:02What's good, bro?
03:02I'm good?
03:03Man, I'm blessed, man.
03:04You know what I'm saying?
03:05Just look, bro.
03:06My mind is blown right now.
03:08Are these what I think they is?
03:09Yeah, those are zeros.
03:11These are fucking zeros?
03:12Those are zeros.
03:13Those are zeros, man.
03:15Shit.
03:15Look, look, look.
03:16Are you selling these?
03:17No, they're not for sale.
03:18We're not selling them.
03:19We're actually trying to get them fixed right now.
03:20So you can just do that for us, please.
03:22Come on, fam.
03:22How much you want for these, for real?
03:24Literally not for sale.
03:25Bro, I got $10,000 cash right now.
03:29Sold.
03:29What the stacks?
03:30Yes, give me one second.
03:32This dude wants to give us $10,000 for something.
03:35I don't want you.
03:36There's no one near what we can get for him
03:38if Jason fixes it.
03:39Look, I'm not about to give up on a short thing
03:41for your pipe dream.
03:42It's not a pipe dream, man.
03:43It's not a pipe dream.
03:44What the fuck do you think I've been doing this for?
03:45What if Jason can't fix him?
03:47What if perfect pair doesn't come through?
03:49Look, we can break even in some.
03:52I don't give a fuck about breaking even, man.
03:53Look, what about my family?
03:54Fuck your family.
03:55Y'all don't care about it.
03:56Hey, hey, fellas, man.
03:57Look, I ain't got it all day, man.
03:58I mean, have y'all made a decision yet?
04:00We still negotiating.
04:01If you got stuff to do, get out.
04:03See what I did there?
04:04Look, all you need to have a chance in this life
04:07is what?
04:09A chip in a chair.
04:10A chip in a chair.
04:11This is not just about us.
04:12It's about our dream, the store.
04:14So you sell this for $10,000.
04:16We're not going to get nothing.
04:17You say you're going to trust me.
04:19I just need you to keep your word
04:21because your word is your bond.
04:25Doyle Brunson.
04:26Doyle Brunson.
04:27Doyle Brunson.
04:30Go ahead.
04:31He's going to tell you right now.
04:31He's going to break your heart.
04:34What's up?
04:35I got the $10,000 right here, bruh.
04:37No deal.
04:38No deal.
04:39$10,000.
04:39Stop waving it in our faces like that.
04:41It's like right here.
04:43Look, we good.
04:43No deal.
04:44And why you just carry $10,000 cash around?
04:46I mean, that's what rich people do.
04:48You know, just...
04:48Oh, look, I'll take $10,000 for these.
04:50No, I don't want those, brother.
04:51I don't like glow-in-the-dark shit.
04:54Hey, why hasn't he said anything yet?
04:57Yo, I'm going to go up in there.
04:57Hey, hey, hey.
04:58Jason's the best of the best, okay?
05:00If anyone can do this, it's him.
05:06Oh, so what's the word?
05:08It was pretty touch-and-go for the first 20 minutes or so.
05:11But once I got through that top layer, I was able to bring him back.
05:14You brought him back?
05:15Brought him back.
05:15Mmm, I knew you'd be able to do it.
05:18So can we see him?
05:19Of course.
05:19They're still in the recovery room, but I'll take you back.
05:24They're on the table in the back, so just don't touch them for another 15 minutes or so.
05:28All right, bet.
05:28It smells good in here.
05:29Ooh, where they at, baby?
05:31They were just here.
05:32What you mean?
05:33What the fuck?
05:34Wait, what happened?
05:35What you mean?
05:35They're gone?
05:36They was right here.
05:37Shit.
05:38They was right here.
05:39Check over there, man.
05:41Where's Cole?
05:42Oh, shit.
05:43Check his Instagram.
05:44On it.
05:44Don't talk me crazy.
05:45Bingo.
05:46What?
05:46He's already live-streaming from around the corner.
05:49Right around for them to slip up.
05:52Woo!
05:57Damn, you fast.
06:00Let's do it, man.
06:01Let's go with shit.
06:03God, damn, you strong.
06:04Oh, my God.
06:05How do you learn that?
06:05You good?
06:07I'm fine.
06:08I'm fine.
06:08Just go.
06:08Save yourselves.
06:09Just go.
06:10I'm fine.
06:12Oh, my God.
06:19No way.
06:20No way.
06:20He comes here all the time.
06:22Wait.
06:23It can't be.
06:25It can't actually be them, right?
06:28Oh, the quick work can't hurt.
06:31So then I made some friends with some losers who was like,
06:34I know a guy, blah, blah, blah, whatever.
06:36He's over there.
06:37He's over there.
06:37He's over there.
06:38Shh.
06:38Yeah.
06:43I didn't feel that.
06:44Oh, my God.
06:45I didn't feel that.
06:45I hung out a mirror on accident.
06:48Hashtag somebody's ass gone wrong.
06:50turned around, please, please, please, please, please.
06:52Don't mind me.
06:53Please.
06:54Ghost!
06:56Fuck ass bitch, they're just playing man.
06:58Shut up!
07:07How they looking?
07:13Perfect.
07:14Noi!
07:15Hey Noi!
07:17Dan, are you okay?
07:18Check these out.
07:20What'd you do?
07:21Stewie.
07:22What are you waiting for?
07:24Just open it.
07:32Stop it, are these?
07:34Check the label.
07:44Holy shit kid!
07:50You found them, what the fuck?
08:00You're a good man, Stewie.
08:03My pops would have liked you.
08:07Looky, looky what we got here.
08:09Got some lipstick.
08:11That's alright.
08:15Well, uh, yeah, let's go get it done.
08:19All of us?
08:21Yeah.
08:22We're squad now.
08:25Now let's go.
08:30I'll be surprised if they don't throw a 30 for 30 about us.
08:33Or like a scripted series or something like that.
08:36Nobody wants to watch a TV show on my sneaky ass.
08:38Oh, I would totally watch that shit.
08:40The highs, the lows, the betrayals.
08:46This is it right here.
08:47See that?
08:47I led you out to the promised land.
08:49Alright, let's go.
08:50Oh, fuck.
08:51Shit.
08:51What?
08:53What is it?
08:54Nothing.
08:54I don't want to talk about it.
08:55No, no, no, what is it?
08:55I don't want to talk about it right now.
08:57Give me your phone.
08:57Give me your phone.
08:59There you go.
09:03Jason Statham sent you a dick pic.
09:05What?
09:05Did you really have to say that out loud?
09:07It's not funny, guys.
09:08Okay?
09:09I think I have to.
09:09I got a dilemma here.
09:10What am I supposed to do with this?
09:11Besides delete it?
09:13Yeah, besides delete it.
09:14What do I...
09:14Do you think maybe he sent it by mistake?
09:16Oh, no, no.
09:16We all know that he didn't send it by mistake.
09:19Bobby, does it smell like sandalwood?
09:23That's very funny.
09:24So funny I forgot to laugh.
09:25Wait, wait.
09:26Don't walk away.
09:26Look, Nori, just tell me.
09:28I'm gonna text him.
09:29And say what?
09:32I don't know, okay?
09:33For starters, like, um, dear Jason Statham,
09:37I think you're dope.
09:38You're a huge inspiration.
09:39Well, maybe we should just be friends.
09:42Is that how you really feel, though?
09:43I think so, yeah.
09:44But you're not positive.
09:46It's Jason Statham, okay?
09:48I don't want to hurt his feelings.
09:49Okay, no offense, but he's a celebrity
09:51and a total badass, and you're...
09:53Well, you're...
09:55You.
09:56Now, how you gonna say no offense
09:57but offend somebody?
09:58That's very offensive.
09:59I take offense to it.
10:00Let's go.
10:01Are you mad?
10:01Yeah, I'm mad.
10:03You're a big man.
10:05Wait, I think I know it's three suits.
10:07Stop it.
10:07What are you doing?
10:10There's something I can help you gentlemen with?
10:13Yeah, sure.
10:14Boom.
10:15The zeros.
10:18Damn.
10:19It's nice, right?
10:21Cool, man.
10:22Anything else?
10:24What...
10:24What do you mean, anything else?
10:27Like, no, those are the ones.
10:29I mean, those are the zeros.
10:31The...
10:32You know what the fuck I mean, right?
10:34I do, but I just don't care.
10:36Of course you care.
10:37Or else you wouldn't have offered up
10:38your entire collection for them.
10:40Yes!
10:41Hey, babe.
10:42Will you grab me another Diet Coke?
10:44I'll trade you my whole collection for it.
10:47See, it's kind of something I say, guys.
10:48It's like my thing, you know?
10:50But...
10:50You meant it when you said it in the video, right?
10:52Fuck no, bro.
10:53My collection's worth millions.
10:54Why would I just give it away?
10:56Because...
10:58These are the...
10:59The one-eyed unicorn, remember?
11:01These are the zeros.
11:02Which would have been impressive when I first posted that video.
11:05Turns out there's like six pairs made.
11:07Five of which have already been brought to me.
11:08So that's it?
11:11Like, there's...
11:11There's...
11:12There's no reward.
11:13And you already have five of the exact same shoe.
11:16Four actually.
11:17Little Rel just called a little while ago.
11:19He bought a pair for ten stacks.
11:22Crazy, right?
11:23Sorry, guys.
11:37Look, I know you're mad.
11:38Okay?
11:39I get it.
11:41But if you think about it like you lost the battle, but you ain't lose the war.
11:46You gotta think long run like soulmates.
11:48It's about to take off.
11:49Okay?
11:50Adam?
11:51I'm about to lose my marriage.
11:53Do you understand, man?
11:54What about the zeros then?
11:55Fuck these zeros.
12:03That's it?
12:04Shut the fuck up.
12:10So much for being a squad.
12:13You and I can still be a squad.
12:17Let's go.
12:29And, uh, pull over right here.
12:34Keep it coming.
12:38Uh-oh.
12:42Uh-oh.
12:47Uh-oh.
12:48Uh-oh.
12:57Yo.
12:59Yo, my man.
13:00What?
13:01You on the clock.
13:04Oh, he's gonna put your finger out.
13:06Oh, you ain't getting five stars.
13:08I can guarantee that.
13:14No fucking way.
13:19No fucking way.
13:22Hey, brother.
13:23Can I help you with something?
13:29Uh...
13:32Any chance you're willing to sell me those fours?
13:35These fours?
13:36Yeah.
13:36That's on my feet?
13:37Yeah.
13:39Nigga, you crazy.
13:40I'm not gonna sell you the shoes off my feet.
13:42No, it's a long shot.
13:43Yeah, my bad.
13:45However...
13:46I got a few pay in the trunk of my car.
13:48Three hundred dollars and they're yours.
13:53Thirteen?
13:54Hell yeah, I got a size thirteen.
13:56Yes.
13:56Give me five minutes.
13:58I'll be right back.
14:00You have no idea what I've been through trying to kick those shoes.
14:09Brother, I totally understand what I'm doing.
14:12One time, let me tell you something.
14:14One time, I had to drive four miles to get a pan of color I like.
14:19It might have been four and a half.
14:25So, are we taking an Uber or a Lyft?
14:28Peace.
14:30That's it?
14:34That's what?
14:36Just...
14:36You're leaving?
14:38Got work to do, Stewie.
14:40Yeah.
14:40Yeah, but I just thought...
14:41I thought maybe we could like...
14:45I don't know.
14:48There's really nothing else?
14:51You know what?
14:51There is something else.
14:53Here, I'm texting it to you, okay?
14:54Oh, what is it?
14:54An invoice.
14:56With all your unpaid hours?
14:58Oh.
14:58Time is money.
14:59I thought I was off the clock.
15:00I couldn't pay you.
15:01I have the money.
15:01I'm fucking with you!
15:02Let's go!
15:03Let's go!
15:10Let's go!
15:13Let's go!
15:28Let's go!
15:31This is my bag.
15:32Of course not.
15:33Gotcha.
15:35It's right here.
15:40Thirteen.
15:41That's thirteen, brother.
15:43But yeah, you got the money?
15:45I got you.
15:45I got you.
15:46I got you.
15:47Here, brother.
15:49Be easy.
16:12I knew you were real.
16:15You're real.
16:18You're real.
16:29I've got a lot of credit.
16:30You're doing this.
16:30You're doing this?
16:31All I need you.
16:33I need you to buy them.
16:39You're going to buy them.
16:42What about you?
16:42I'm doing nothing.
16:42I'm making you.
16:43You're using it.
16:59Hey, yo, dev man.
17:02Twinsies, huh?
17:06I just got mine on go for only 100 bucks over retail.
17:09Not too shabby, right?
17:10How about you? Trouble finding yours?
17:14I guess that's a no on margaritas.
17:16I make mine with 1,800 tequila, silver or reposado.
17:19Your call when you're ready, baby.
17:34Hey.
17:36Hey.
17:42I thought you said you weren't going to get those.
17:46I'm sorry.
17:48For all of you.
17:50And don't worry about the money.
17:52I'm going back to work for real this time.
17:55Look, I know you think they're just sneakers.
17:59But they're way more than that.
18:02These are the shoes I was wearing with.
18:04When you scored 22 points a game when you were in high school, I know.
18:07And you wore them too long.
18:10The question is, why are they such a big deal?
18:12Why is this such a big deal?
18:16It was 10 years ago.
18:19I had just finished hooping.
18:20Bobby had called me to meet him down at King King.
18:23And there you were.
18:28And you smiled at me.
18:32And at that moment, I...
18:35I didn't even know what day it was, what I had for lunch, or even what city I was in.
18:45At that moment, I knew I was all in.
18:50These are the shoes I was wearing when I fell in love with you.
18:57Okay.
19:01Anything else I'm supposed to know?
19:04Me and Bobby got arrested in Hong Kong.
19:06Jason Statham broke us out, then sang shirtless karaoke.
19:10You went to Hong Kong with Bobby?
19:11I know you don't like Bobby.
19:14I don't even know if I like Bobby.
19:17But he was my best friend.
19:19I miss having him in my life.
19:28Give me the flowers.
19:32Hey.
19:36Did you just...
19:40Okay, okay.
19:44You know what?
19:45Why don't you call Bobby tomorrow
19:47and see if he can have dinner with us this weekend.
19:49Oh.
19:51You think we can invite your mom?
19:54Wow.
19:55See, you got jokes.
19:56I'm just saying.
19:56The chemistry.
19:58Nope.
19:58We won't let them drink.
20:00Canceled.
20:00You're done.
20:00I promise.
20:01Mm-mm.
20:07Uh, what is this?
20:11It's a purse.
20:12You don't know the国ans.
20:13We won't let you know the world.
20:16Yes, I need you.
20:19Fuck all the vultures.
20:24Woo!
20:25Hey.
20:27We don't know ya.
20:27We'll just ghost ya.
20:28Woo!
20:29We won't let you know.
20:31Call the culture.
20:32Woo!
20:33Yes, I need you.
20:35Fuck all the vultures.
20:36Woo!
20:37Hey.
20:39We don't know ya.
20:40Woo!
20:41Hey, don't just ghost ya
20:44Hey, we don't know ya
20:49Hey, don't just ghost ya
20:53We're all the people, we're all the culture
20:57That's how we do, fuck all the vultures
21:01Hey, we don't know ya
21:05Hey, don't just ghost ya
21:09That's how we do, fuck all the vultures
21:13Hey, we don't know ya
21:17Hey, don't just ghost ya
21:21Hey, we don't know ya
21:45Hey, don't you
22:18You
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