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The Cupid Who Fell for Her : New π
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00:00Why do four out of five relationships start in the most random places?
00:03Parks, stores, restaurants, and me?
00:06I'm in a non-smoking bar, dying for a cigarette.
00:10That's my client. He doesn't know it yet.
00:13Hello? Can I help you?
00:16Actually, I want to help you.
00:18Oh? How so?
00:19I know you don't want to be here.
00:21Your friends dragged you out to fix whatever mood you've been in lately.
00:24How do you know that?
00:30Take this. Buy that girl a drink. Don't make any moves. Just listen.
00:33Give her your number at the end of the night. Tell her to call if she needs someone to talk
00:36to.
00:37Wait, who are you?
00:44That's my grandfather. Most people know him as Cupid.
00:47I know him as the most annoying immortal alive.
00:49Olympia Lane?
00:50You know it.
00:53Does everything in your house have to be Valentine-themed?
00:57It is my holiday.
00:58Sure, Grandpa. Your grandfather has an announcement.
01:02What is it, Grandpa?
01:04Elaine believes my job takes away from our life together.
01:07The world's population keeps growing.
01:10I'm barely home.
01:11You have employees. You're not making every match yourself?
01:15I still manage all of them. It takes too much of my time.
01:17Time? We're immortal.
01:20Everyone in this room lives forever. Time shouldn't be an issue.
01:23Regardless, I've decided to retire. I'm leaving everything to my successor.
01:27What?
01:29This is not a joke.
01:34What are you going to do for the rest of eternity?
01:38Spend time with family. Pick up a hobby.
01:41You can't retire. You're Cupid. What happens on Valentine's Day?
01:45It will all be your responsibility.
01:47What?
01:48You are my successor, Scarlett.
01:51I didn't even want this job. What makes you think I want the whole business?
01:54We're not just handing it over. There's a test.
01:57One case. A tough one. Match this person with his proper mate and the business is yours.
02:02I don't want the business.
02:05You might change your mind. This will take time.
02:09I've never needed long with a case before.
02:12This one involves an immortal.
02:14An immortal? On Earth?
02:16A fallen angel, looking for love.
02:20Immortals have to be paired with other immortals. That's the rule.
02:24Exactly why this will take time. Not many immortals walk the Earth. And most are in hiding.
02:30Really now?
02:31How hard could it be?
02:40You have living arrangements?
02:42I'm staying with Maisie, as always.
02:45You're always welcome here.
02:48Are you going to meet him today?
02:49Oh no, I almost forgot about the food in the oven.
02:54I thought you were quitting.
02:55Why should I? It's not like I can get lung cancer.
02:58Your grandmother will not be happy hearing this.
03:01I'll quit when that pack is empty.
03:03Looks like it's time to quit.
03:06I'm not cleaning that up.
03:10Trouble in paradise?
03:13Paradise?
03:15You live in the house of love. Everything must always be great.
03:21Yeah. Just peachy.
03:32Scarlet?
03:33Hey, Maisie. Nice to see you home for once.
03:36Sorry. Busy schedule. New job.
03:39Another one?
03:40How many is that now?
03:41Starbucks, Mondays and Fridays, the office Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Saturdays, and now the theater Thursdays and Sundays.
03:48I should go check out this client's place. Get a head start.
03:50Already? You just got here.
03:52No time like the present.
04:03You think this guy could afford a maid?
04:05You think this guy could afford a maid?
04:27Who the hell are you?
04:28Whoa. You don't lock the door, but you have a gun?
04:30Answer the question.
04:32My name is Scarlet. And you are?
04:34What are you doing in my house?
04:36Hey, language.
04:37And you don't want blood on your walls?
04:38Or maybe you do, since it matched the rest of this mess.
04:41Get out of my house!
04:41Okay, okay. But I will find you and you, and next time you'll be gunless.
04:46Gosh. Touchy.
04:52Maisie?
04:53In here.
04:55Hey.
04:56What is that?
04:57That's Mrs. Finch's Chihuahua. She asked me to watch it for the weekend.
05:01The weekend? It's Thursday.
05:03She's paying me. Heaven knows I need the cash.
05:06This is Peanut. Believe it or not, she's a girl.
05:14Just take her out later. I'll be back around 11. Don't wait up.
05:21Can't anyone have a normal dog?
05:24I need to order something to fill my stomach.
05:27The one you love is closer than you think.
05:30Sure it is.
05:31Come on, rat. Let's go.
05:35So he pulled a gun on you?
05:37Yep.
05:38And you made fun of his apartment while he did it?
05:40It was disgusting, Maisie. There were boxers on the couch.
05:44You have a death wish.
05:46I'm immortal. It's fine.
05:49Still, how does the money stuff work for you? I've always wondered.
05:52Lord Morricott handles the finances. I get a monthly budget.
05:55I can't draw attention to myself. No million dollar shopping sprees.
05:58You could buy a house.
06:00One to buy a...
06:03That's him.
06:03Who? Him?
06:05Him, him.
06:05Oh, the hot angel, him.
06:08Hey, you're that girl who broke into my house.
06:10You broke into his house?
06:12His door was unlocked. I just invited myself inside.
06:15I'm gunless today. You want to tell me whatever you wanted to?
06:18There was a gun?
06:19You can go back to work.
06:21You're just going to sit with the girl who broke into your house?
06:23We're in public. There are witnesses.
06:26Plus, you're hot.
06:27Uh-huh.
06:27So why were you in my house harassing my dog?
06:30Tank is a St. Bernard, not a bear.
06:33I'm here to help you.
06:34With what?
06:35Your love life.
06:37Did Trip put you up to this? Where are the hidden cameras?
06:41I'm serious. I know your secret.
06:45What secret?
06:47You're immortal!
06:50How do you know that?
06:52You're my assignment.
06:54I have a whole folder on you.
06:56I'm finding you your soulmate.
06:58Who the hell are you?
07:01I'm Cupid's granddaughter.
07:17I wasn't aware Cupid could fall in love himself.
07:20He wasn't supposed to.
07:23I also thought Cupid was a baby with wings and a bow.
07:27Those are chariots. We stopped using them.
07:33Why?
07:34Because some genius gave a flying baby a weapon and told it to shoot people.
07:38What would you do if you saw that coming at you?
07:41Point taken.
07:47Why are you abnormally pretty?
07:51Excuse me?
07:54Sorry.
07:55That sounded wrong.
08:02Do you know anything about Greek mythology?
08:04The basics.
08:06Aren't Greek and Roman the same?
08:08It's complicated.
08:09You know Aphrodite?
08:10Goddess of beauty and love.
08:11She had an affair with the god of war and had my grandfather, Victor, better known as Eros, or Cupid.
08:19Then Victor fell in love with a mortal named Elaine. That's Finey.
08:23Two of the most beautiful women in history.
08:25Their genes are inside me.
08:27I was destined to look like this.
08:29So you're related to Aphrodite. Have you met her?
08:32I call her great-grandma Valentina.
08:34She hates grandma Elaine.
08:36Refuses to come to family dinners.
08:38You have family dinners?
08:40I'll take you to one sometime.
08:45Me? Up to Olympus?
08:48We don't live on Olympus.
08:50We live on Olympia Lane.
08:52It's like the suburbs of Olympus.
08:58So, so what's the deal?
08:59What are you actually going to do?
09:02I need to hang around you.
09:03Learn what you're like.
09:05When I match people, they're usually in the same room and I feel the connection.
09:08But you're immortal.
09:08You need another immortal.
09:10If I get to know you travel and feel your soulmate when I'm near her, or him, I don't judge.
09:14I want a her.
09:18Noted.
09:18I'll also need a full profile.
09:20Likes, dislikes, preference.
09:26Alright.
09:34Do you want to come up?
09:36No.
09:38But I want you to do homework.
09:40Clean your house before tomorrow.
09:43What's tomorrow?
09:44I'm coming over.
09:46And I'd like to not vomit.
09:52So, goodbye?
09:54No.
09:55See you tomorrow.
10:08See you tomorrow.
10:18What time is it?
10:19Aww.
10:25I'm glad you cleaned up for me.
10:28Seven?
10:28Seven?
10:29I normally wake up at eleven.
10:30At least it rhymes.
10:40You can't smoke that in here?
10:42Why not?
10:43It'll yellow my wallpaper.
10:44Your house smells like dog barf and rotten food.
10:48But you're worried about wallpaper?
10:55Why do you even have those if you don't smoke?
10:58I have friends.
11:04Fine.
11:05If you won't clean, I will.
11:07Is that a threat?
11:10I'm going to girly up your place.
11:13Rubber gloves under the sink.
11:15Have fun.
11:23Whoa.
11:24You're welcome.
11:28You hungry?
11:30Depends.
11:31Can you cook?
11:40Oh my god.
11:42Hungry?
11:44That was incredible.
11:46And twenty-five.
11:47What?
11:48You asked what age I tell people.
11:51Twenty-five.
11:52You?
11:54Twenty-seven.
12:02Dude!
12:02You gotta come with me tonight to this club.
12:04Oh!
12:07She's pretty.
12:08Please tell me you're doing her.
12:09Excuse me?
12:10Nope.
12:12Whoa.
12:13What is that?
12:14The floor.
12:15Isn't it amazing?
12:16Who knew your floor could be this spotless?
12:19Who the hell cleaned this place?
12:22Ha!
12:23Dude, doing the maid.
12:25Classic.
12:26Tripp.
12:27This is Scarlet.
12:28Scarlet Tripp.
12:29She's my matchmaker.
12:30Mr. I'll-never-date has a matchmaker?
12:32You said you were married.
12:34How would your wife feel about you hanging out with me?
12:38Damien.
12:41I've gotta go.
12:42I'll be over tomorrow for your likes and likes profile.
12:45Thanks for the omelet.
12:46Nice meeting you, Tripp.
12:47Though I don't like to lie.
12:49Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
12:56Hey, Gus.
12:58Do you ever visit your grandfather?
13:00Yeah, but he's always busy.
13:03Messenger of the gods and all.
13:04When will you see him next?
13:06Probably at the Thanksgiving party.
13:08I forgot about that.
13:09Is it November already?
13:11The gods use any holiday to throw a party.
13:13How could you forget?
13:16Oh, Scarlet.
13:18Your grandfather and I were just talking about you.
13:21Come eat.
13:26You look stressed, dear.
13:31I need to use the library.
13:33Look up some files.
13:35The library is huge.
13:37I know.
13:45Celeste.
13:46Nature, Angel, fell around the same time as Damien.
13:50If she's on Earth, she's in this book.
14:02Got you.
14:05Of course it's redacted.
14:07Nothing's ever easy.
14:28Darling, you look thin.
14:32Thanks, Mum.
14:43I see Elaine did the decorations.
14:46I see Elaine did the decorations.
14:46How quaint.
14:49Valentina, so glad you came.
14:54Great-grandma Valentina showed up.
14:56This should be fun.
14:58Define fun.
15:01Family, thank you for coming.
15:04I have a brief announcement.
15:05I am considering retirement.
15:08Retirement?
15:09From love?
15:10How very modern of you.
15:12Scarlet will be my successor.
15:13She's currently working on her qualifying case.
15:16Thanks for the spotlight, Grandpa.
15:19The girl?
15:20Running the love business?
15:22This should be entertaining.
15:24I'll try not to disappoint, great-grandma.
15:44Rapid fire.
15:45Favorite color?
15:46Blue.
15:47Favorite food?
15:48Italian.
15:50Biggest pet peeve?
15:52People who break into my apartment.
15:54Nodded.
15:55Sense of humor check.
15:56Ideal first date?
15:57I don't know.
15:58Dinner?
15:58You're so create-breakers.
16:00Dishonesty.
16:00And someone who's too clingy.
16:02Interesting.
16:02What about Celeste?
16:03Was she clingy?
16:04No.
16:04She was independent.
16:06Fierce, actually.
16:07She didn't need anyone.
16:08But she wanted you.
16:09Yeah.
16:10She did.
16:12I think Celeste might be important to this case.
16:15What do you mean?
16:16I found her name in the fallen angel registry.
16:18Her file's partially redacted, but she's on Earth.
16:21Somewhere.
16:25You're gonna find her?
16:26I'm going to try.
16:27She might be your match, or she might lead me to your match.
16:31Either way, she's a thread worth pulling.
16:35Don't thank me yet.
16:47You look like a conspiracy theorist.
16:50I need to travel.
16:51Celeste's file was redacted, but I got a partial location somewhere in the Pacific Northwest.
16:56Oregon?
16:57Washington?
16:58Not sure yet.
17:00I need to go there and feel for her.
17:01If she's an immortal, I'll sense her.
17:08How long will you be gone?
17:10A week?
17:11Maybe two?
17:13What about Damien?
17:14He'll survive.
17:16I've spent enough time with him to carry his energy signature.
17:18I just need to get close enough to a potential match and I'll know.
17:22This is the weirdest job description ever.
17:24Tell me about it.
17:28Are you taking Gus?
17:29Gus doesn't drive cross-country.
17:30I'll fly.
17:31Commercial, unfortunately.
17:32Victor cut my Olympia's transport privileges until I commit to the role.
17:34Your family is insane.
17:37Immortally insane.
17:42I start here.
17:53I need to tell you something.
17:55That sounds ominous.
17:56I'm leaving for a while.
17:57Maybe a week or two.
17:58I'm going to Pacific Northwest to search for Celeste, or at least for a lead on your match.
18:02You're leaving.
18:03Temporarily.
18:05I mean, that's fine.
18:06I survived centuries without you.
18:09Centuries in a dirty apartment with a bear.
18:11Fair point.
18:14What if you find her and she doesn't want to be found?
18:17Then I respect that.
18:18But I still need to feel her energy to know if she's your match.
18:22And if she's not?
18:24Then I keep looking.
18:29Be careful out there.
18:30Not everyone likes being discovered.
18:32Spoken like a guy who pulled a gun on me.
18:35Exactly.
18:36Keep the apartment clean while I'm gone.
18:39No promises.
18:49Portland, where it rains every day and everyone pretends to enjoy it.
18:52If I were a fallen nature angel, this is exactly where I'd hide.
19:13There you are.
19:16Beautiful orchids.
19:18They're temperamental.
19:20Most people kill them.
19:22But not you.
19:25I'm looking for someone.
19:27A nature angel who fell a long time ago.
19:31Her name was Celeste.
19:33I don't know what you're talking about.
19:35I think you do.
19:38I think you do.
19:41She didn't deny being immortal.
19:43She just denied the name.
20:01I'm not here to cause trouble.
20:03Then stop following me.
20:04I'm Cupid's granddaughter.
20:06I'm working a case.
20:09Victor Lloyd's granddaughter?
20:12You know him?
20:13Everyone knows him.
20:14He matched my parents before the fall.
20:17So you are Celeste.
20:20I haven't used that name in a very long time.
20:22I'm not asking you to.
20:24I just need to know...
20:25Do you remember Damien?
20:27Of course I remember him.
20:29We fell because of each other.
20:30He remembers you too.
20:31He talks about you like you're the one that got away.
20:34We didn't get away.
20:35We were thrown out.
20:36There's a difference.
20:37He's in Brooklyn.
20:38He has a giant dog and a messy apartment.
20:40And he's lonely, Celeste.
20:43What exactly do you want from me?
20:45I want to know if you're his match.
20:46Just let me feel your energy near his.
20:48That's all.
20:49And if I am?
20:51Then that's up to you and him.
20:56I'll think about it.
21:11You found her?
21:12I found her.
21:13She's cautious.
21:15That sounds like Celeste.
21:17She works at a botanical garden.
21:19Makes plants grow just by touching them.
21:22It's kind of beautiful, actually.
21:24She always could do that.
21:26She said she'd think about meeting you.
21:28I can't force it.
21:29I wouldn't want you to.
21:31How are you?
21:31Me?
21:32I'm fine.
21:33It rains a lot here.
21:34You sound tired.
21:36I haven't had a cigarette in two weeks.
21:38I'm basically dying.
21:39You're immortal.
21:40Immortally suffering.
21:42The apartment's still clean.
21:43I'm proud of you.
21:45Don't get used to it.
21:46I'll call you when I know more.
21:48Good night, Damien.
21:49Good night, Scarlett.
21:54Why did that feel like more than a work call?
21:59I've been thinking all night.
22:00And?
22:03I left that life behind for a reason.
22:06When we fell, I lost everything.
22:08My wings, my purpose, my home.
22:11I rebuilt myself here.
22:13These plants, this garden, it's mine.
22:15I need to be honest with you.
22:17I don't know yet if you're Damien's match.
22:20My gift requires proximity, both of you, near each other.
22:24But I felt something when I sensed your energy.
22:27Something warm.
22:28Something that pulled towards the east coast like a compass.
22:32That could be anything.
22:34It could.
22:35Or it could be him.
22:37One meeting.
22:38I'll come to New York.
22:40One meeting.
22:42And then I decide.
22:43That's all I'm asking.
22:45And Scarlett, don't tell him I'm coming.
22:47I want to see his real reaction.
22:49Deal.
22:56Who?
23:08Celeste?
23:10Hi, Damien.
23:18You have a dog.
23:20Yeah.
23:21His name's Tank.
23:22They're not soulmates.
23:24They're something deeper.
23:26Something older.
23:27But not romantic.
23:31I'll leave you two to catch up.
23:34Scarlett?
23:34I'll come by tomorrow.
23:36Not the match.
23:37Back to square one.
23:41So she's not the one?
23:42No.
23:43The energy was strong but wrong.
23:45Like siblings, not lovers.
23:48That's kind of beautiful though.
23:49He got his friend back.
23:50Beautiful for him.
23:51Useless for my case.
23:53What now?
23:56I don't know.
23:57There aren't many immortals on Earth.
23:59I've checked the registry.
24:00Most are accounted for.
24:01Paired, hidden, or uninterested.
24:03What about someone who isn't in the registry?
24:05What do you mean?
24:07You said most immortals are in hiding.
24:09What if there's one who's been hiding so well that even the registry doesn't know about them?
24:14Maisie, that's actually brilliant.
24:17I have my moments.
24:19An unregistered immortal.
24:22Someone who fell off the grid entirely.
24:25But how do I find someone who doesn't want to be found?
24:28You found Celesta.
24:30Celesta was in the book.
24:31This would be like finding a ghost.
24:35I need to talk to someone who knows about ghosts.
24:40Who?
24:43Lord Morrigan.
24:45The god of the underworld.
24:47You're going to the underworld?
24:49Just for a visit.
25:01Then, looking cheerful as always.
25:13Lord Moriwanga.
25:15Seraphine.
25:17Thank you for seeing me.
25:18Victor's granddaughter.
25:19This must be important if you've come all the way down here.
25:22I'm looking for an unregistered immortal.
25:24Someone who fell off every grid.
25:26I thought if anyone keeps track of souls, even immortal ones, it's you.
25:30Interesting.
25:31Why?
25:32My case.
25:33A fallen angel needs a match, and the registered immortals aren't it.
25:37There are a few souls that pass through here that don't quite fit.
25:41Immortals who've hidden so long they've almost forgotten what they are.
25:45I can check my records.
25:47But there's a price.
25:49There's always a price with you.
25:51Your grandfather owes me a favor.
25:53Tell him I'm collecting.
25:54Done.
25:58Three unregistered immortals currently on Earth.
26:01That's all I have.
26:04Be careful, Scarlet.
26:06Some of them are hiding for good reason.
26:20One of them is here?
26:21In New York?
26:23Apparently.
26:24No name.
26:25No details.
26:26Just a location.
26:28And one in London, and one in Chicago.
26:30That's a lot of traveling.
26:31I'll start with New York.
26:32It's the closest, and if I'm lucky, I won't need the other two.
26:36How do you find someone with no name and no description?
26:39The same way I found Celesta.
26:41I walk around until I feel something.
26:43That could take forever.
26:46Good thing I have forever.
26:58You like him.
27:01He's my client.
27:03That's not a no.
27:06It doesn't matter.
27:08I'm finding him someone else.
27:09That's my job.
27:11Tomorrow, I start searching New York.
27:23Any luck?
27:24I've been to every borough.
27:25Nothing.
27:26Maybe they're really good at hiding.
27:28Or maybe Morina's line is wrong.
27:32You know you don't have to do this, right?
27:34Find me a match?
27:35Yes, I do.
27:36It's literally my job.
27:38And my grandfather's test.
27:40Forget the test.
27:41I'm serious.
27:42I've been alone a long time.
27:44I can handle more of it.
27:45Nobody should have to just handle being alone.
27:49Even you?
27:52I should go.
27:53Early start tomorrow.
27:57Scarlet?
27:59Yeah?
28:00Thank you for trying.
28:06This is getting complicated.
28:25Oh my god.
28:26This is it.
28:30Can I help you?
28:35Just browsing.
28:38I'll take this.
28:41That'll be $8.
28:48$8.
28:52Gamma?
28:53That's me.
28:54Have you lived in New York long?
28:57Long enough.
28:58Why?
28:59No reason.
29:00Beautiful shop.
29:03She's the one I've been looking for.
29:06Of course.
29:07So you found her.
29:08That's amazing.
29:09Why do you look like someone died?
29:11Because she's perfect for him.
29:13I felt it, Maisie.
29:14The strongest match I've ever sensed.
29:16Then what's the problem?
29:19I think I have feelings for Damien.
29:23I knew it.
29:24This can't happen.
29:25He's my client.
29:26I'm supposed to find him someone else, and I did.
29:28Gemma's connected to him.
29:29The energy doesn't lie.
29:30But your feelings don't lie either.
29:32My feelings don't matter.
29:33The match does.
29:34That's the whole point of what I do.
29:36Scarlet, you're not just a matchmaking machine.
29:38You're a person.
29:40I'm an immortal with a job.
29:41And if I don't complete this case,
29:43my grandfather doesn't retire,
29:44and everything stays the same.
29:46Would that be so bad?
29:47Yes.
29:48Because Damien deserves to be happy.
29:50Even if it's not with me.
29:53You're the most selfless immortal I've ever met.
29:57I'm the only immortal you've ever met.
30:01Still counts.
30:05I found your match.
30:10She's pretty.
30:11Who is she?
30:12Her name is Gemma.
30:14She runs a bookstore in Brooklyn.
30:16She's an unregistered immortal.
30:17Been hiding for a long time.
30:20How do you know she's the one?
30:22I felt it.
30:23Strongest connection I've ever sensed.
30:25The energy was pulling towards you like gravity.
30:29You don't seem happy about this.
30:32I'm thrilled.
30:33This means I passed Victor's test.
30:35The business is mine.
30:37Scarlet.
30:40Look at me.
30:42Look at me.
30:47What aren't you telling me?
30:49Nothing.
30:50I'll arrange a meeting.
30:51Something casual.
30:52You go to the bookstore,
30:53strike up a conversation,
30:54let it happen naturally.
30:55And what about you?
30:56What about me?
30:58There is no us.
30:59There's you and your soulmate.
31:01That's how this works.
31:02No!
31:10Looking for anything specific?
31:13Uh, something good?
31:16That narrows it down.
31:21What do you like?
31:22Fiction?
31:23History?
31:24Poetry?
31:25Surprise me.
31:31This one's my favorite.
31:36I'm Damien.
31:40Gamma.
31:51The connection is real.
31:54Stronger than ever.
31:55My job is done.
31:58Did it.
31:59A perfect match.
32:01Strongest connection I've ever felt.
32:04We're so proud of you, dear.
32:07The business is yours.
32:09What?
32:11You were right.
32:13This case changed me.
32:15But not the way you expected.
32:18I don't want to spend eternity
32:20matching other people
32:21while I...
32:25While you what, darling?
32:30While I'm alone?
32:39You fell in love with the client.
32:42Scarlet, the match energy doesn't lie.
32:44If Gemma is his match, I...
32:45I know.
32:46I'm not going to interfere.
32:47He deserves happiness.
32:48I just can't run a love business
32:50when I know what it feels like to lose it.
32:52Your grandfather once defied
32:54every rule to be with me.
32:55Love doesn't follow rules.
32:57Not even ours.
32:58Have you told him how you feel?
32:59No.
33:00And I'm not going to.
33:03I'm not retiring yet.
33:04What?
33:05I said I'd retire when you passed the test.
33:07You passed.
33:08But I'm choosing not to retire
33:10because I think there's one more match
33:11you need to make.
33:12Whose?
33:13Yours.
33:46How did you find me?
33:49Maybe it doesn't.
33:51Maybe Gemma is an incredible person
33:52and immortal I'm meant to have in my life.
33:55But not as a lover.
33:56Kind of like Celesta.
33:58Connected, but not romantic.
34:00Then I failed.
34:01The match was wrong.
34:03Or maybe the match was pointing somewhere else
34:04and you were too stubborn to see it.
34:09What are you saying?
34:12When I was with Gemma,
34:13all I could think about was you.
34:15The girl who broke into my apartment.
34:17Who cleaned my house
34:19and sang Bohemian Rhapsody off-key.
34:21Who found my oldest friend
34:22and brought her back to me.
34:24Who gave up cigarettes
34:25because my grandfather told her to.
34:27Your grandfather didn't...
34:28Scarlet.
34:30I'm in love with you.
34:34You can't be.
34:35I'm your matchmaker.
34:37I'm supposed to find you someone else.
34:41You did.
34:43You found yourself.
34:46You're an idiot.
34:48Probably.
34:49Is that a deal breaker?
34:53No.
34:57The one you love is closer than you think.
35:02Stupid fortune cookie was right.
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