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My Love Touches the Divine - (2026) ✅ FULL EP
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00:12I'm sorry, Mother. I still cannot hold the Trident.
00:19Do not despair, my son. You know the ancient law.
00:23The Relic will not answer until you unite with your destined love.
00:27It is the only way to unlock your full power.
00:31You must journey to the mortal realm and find her.
00:35Hear me, Poseidon. Among all your siblings, you alone remain unchosen by the Trident.
00:40It shall be done, Mother. I will not fail you.
01:17If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:31Jennifer, you're nothing but a blood-sucking leet.
01:34You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll throw your ass straight back into that rat-infested teller.
01:42But, Father, I can't marry Paul. The guy is knocking on Seventy's door. He can't even stomach a boat ride
01:47anymore.
01:48I can earn that hundred gold pieces myself. Just cut me some slack.
01:51You don't get to call the shots here. You should be kissing Mr. Paul's feet for even looking at you.
01:57Your only job is keeping him happy. Don't make him regret dropping a hundred gold balls on you.
02:04Ah, Jen, Daddy picked out a fiancé for me, too. We're in the same boat.
02:08I'm sure Mr. Paul will treat you like royalty, just like my Ryan treat me.
02:11Are you kidding me? You're marrying a young, gorgeous guy and being pawned off to a 70-year-old geez
02:15with one foot in the grave
02:16and as his side piece, not his wife! It's not the same, Michelle!
02:21Shut your damn mouth, you ungrateful bitch!
02:24I've already pocketed Paul's gold. He's throwing in two ships once you're delivered.
02:27Like it or not, you are warming his bed tonight.
02:31If you actually force me into this, I swear to God I'll run off and become a nun.
02:36I'll pray every single day for the Almighty to punish you. You will rot in hell!
02:42Fine, Jennifer!
02:44You want to play hardball? I'll give you one last choice.
02:48If you're too good for Mr. Paul, then you can marry this stinking beggar right here, right now!
03:07Fine! Bring it on! I'll marry the beggar today!
03:14Hey, you pathetic piece of trash.
03:16Let's be real. You were destined to die alone in a gutter.
03:19But today's your lucky day. You won't say no to a free wife, right?
03:29I'll marry the beggar today.
03:33Wait, she didn't even flinch at the sight of me?
03:36Looks like this mortal is built different.
03:39Yeah.
03:43I'd be absolutely honored
03:47to take her as my wife.
03:58Holy crap! I can't believe Mason actually pawned his own daughter off to that bottom-feeling tramp.
04:02Jesus, look at the guy. He couldn't rub two pennies together if his life depended on it.
04:06Jennifer's in for a world of hurt.
04:10Father never gave a damn about me.
04:12He's a cold-blooded snake who only cares about my price tag.
04:17I'd rather tie the knot with a street rat than be auctioned off like meat.
04:21I am so done with this toxic hellhole.
04:26Hear what they're whispering, Jennifer?
04:28If my beggar routine gross you out, you can still walk away.
04:34No way.
04:35You might think I'm crazy, but...
04:38to me, you're a literal godsend.
04:43Let's get out of here, honey.
04:45I mean my dear husband.
04:56I'm sorry, Jennifer.
04:58What you see is what you get.
04:59No cozy honeymoon suite tonight.
05:01Just this beat-up, drafty old fishing boat.
05:03Hey, cut that out.
05:04We're hitched now, and I'm not looking down on you.
05:06For better or worse, we're in this ride together.
05:41Oh my god, what the hell just happened?
05:43Where did this insane crystal palaces come from?
05:54Don't sweat the details right now.
06:02Jennifer, my sweet.
06:04It's still our wedding night.
06:05Are you ready to give yourself to me?
06:10Are you ready to give yourself to me?
06:12Like I said, we're husband and wife now.
06:19Trust me, I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:22You're ready to dance twitches.
06:25All right.
06:25Terrific.
06:29I'm out of love.
06:31And I'm asleep.
06:33I'm out of love.
06:44Do not want to say it's chemical.
06:47It will.
06:50Yeah.
06:52I'll eat.
06:52Go pretend, please.
06:52Go pretend,이션.
06:52I'll lay tomorrow.飛ache.
06:55Lord Poseidon, sorry to crash the party, but Zeus is stuck in the Divine Labyrinth.
06:59The All-Mother needs you for a rescue op, Stapp.
07:10Sweetheart, an emergency just came up and I've got to go.
07:13Don't panic, I'll be back in your arms in nine days, tops.
07:33Mother, what the hell happened?
07:35Why do I feel like I just woke up from a century-long fever dream?
07:41Poseidon, you're finally awake.
07:44Remember that ancient curse you tripped Bailing Zeus out?
07:48That's what knocked you out cold.
08:06Merciful Seas, the Trident actually accepted you?
08:10Don't tell me you finally tracked down the mortal whose head over heels for you.
08:23Spill it! Who is she?
08:26Just a regular mortal girl.
08:29But to me, she's everything.
08:32We're already married, Mother.
08:34If it weren't for that damn curse, I'd have paraded her up to Olympias ages ago.
08:39Praise the oceans!
08:41Listen to me, kiddo. Go fetch her right this second.
08:45I am literally dying to meet this girl.
08:49Say less, Mother. Consider it done.
08:52Hold on, Poseidon. There's a catch.
08:54You've been in that coma for nine whole years.
08:59Which means...
09:00That poor girl has been waiting for you for nine solid years!
09:05Are you kidding?
09:06I ghosted Jennifer for nine fucking years?!
09:09No, this is beyond messed up.
09:10I need to get down there right now.
09:26Ugh, too basic.
09:28Go raid the Divine Vault for the Golden Apples.
09:30I need to absolutely blow this girl's mind.
09:34Actually, scratch that.
09:35I'm crashing the mortal realm to roll out the red carpet myself.
09:54It's been nine goddamn years.
09:57How much longer is it going to take for him to show his face again?
10:01Jennifer!
10:01Why the hell is my chamber pot from yesterday still sitting there?
10:09I'm literally scrubbing the clothes you and Father just dumped on me.
10:12I'll get to it!
10:13You brainless cow!
10:14The goddamn stench ruined my dresses!
10:16I let you and your two little bastards crash here!
10:18I feed you, and you can't even handle one basic chore?!
10:21Hey, back the hell off.
10:23This is my house, too.
10:25Ah!
10:27You have no right to run your mouth at me!
10:29Those brats of yours are just like you!
10:32Ungrateful, blood-sucking parasites!
10:34Mom!
10:37You know damn well the kids and I bust our asses.
10:39Look around!
10:40We're the only ones keeping this damn house from falling apart!
10:46That's because doing the grunt work is exactly what you filthy roaches were born to do!
10:52Back off!
10:53Don't you dare touch our mother!
10:59You filthy little street-wrap bastards!
11:02That's what you get for running your mouths at Lady Jessica!
11:04You freaks should have been chucked in the ocean at birth!
11:07Strip them, douse them in ice water, and lock them in the stables!
11:10Sneak them a single crumb, and they'll be hell to pay!
11:14Chill, Mom.
11:16Don't forget Ryan's chauffeuring us to the Temple of Poseidus.
11:19Just make these useless peasants haul the offerings.
11:22Shake a leg and get in the damn carriage!
11:24We can't keep my big-shot son-in-law waiting!
11:45This is seriously creeping me out.
11:47Why does this temple feel so warm and familiar?
11:56Wait, that era?
11:58The bloodline of the sea god?
12:00How the hell did it end up here?
12:08Oh, almighty lord of the sea, we offer these tributes with the purest intentions.
12:13Bless our merchant fleets and bring us great fortune.
12:17Stop standing around like idiots!
12:19Your only job right now is to pray to the sea god to protect Ryan's fleet!
12:25Honestly, letting gutter trash like you even breathe in the direction of the sea god is a massive privilege.
12:30Keep dragging your feet, and I'll assume you're itching for the stables.
12:34Maybe if I pray to the statue, it'll actually bring my husband back safely.
12:48Oh, great sea god, please just let my husband come home soon.
12:53Oh, great sea god, please just let our dad come home safely.
13:21What the actual hell just happened?
13:25Why did the statues just nuke themselves?
13:30Somebody seriously pissed off the sea god!
13:33His rage just blew those statues to smithogreens!
13:44If the sea god is throwing a tantrum, anyone who makes a dime off the ocean is screwed!
13:50God damn it!
13:51Who has the absolute stones to piss off the sea god?
13:54If the ocean slaps a curse on us, our entire cash flow goes down the toilet!
13:59Listen up, people!
14:00It has to be them.
14:02Their filthy bastard bloodline completely rash the temple's vibe.
14:05So it was you, three little rats!
14:07Growl for forgiveness right this minute, or I swear to god your lives are gonna be a waking nightmare!
14:16Son of a bitch!
14:17How dare they treat the airs to the sea like garbage?
14:20We're stuck in phantom mode and can't do shit!
14:22Keto, ping Lord Poseidon right now!
14:26No!
14:26My kid's blood isn't filthy!
14:28We literally haven't done a single thing wrong, so why the hell would the sea god be pissed at us?
14:33This is absolute bullshit!
14:34Shut your mouth, peasant!
14:36Grab them!
14:37Burn them at the stake!
14:38The only way to calm the sea god's rage is absolute agony!
14:52No!
14:53No!
15:02Holy crap, it's Lord Poseidon!
15:09Stand down!
15:19Hold up, did anyone else just hear that?
15:23Damn it, we're too far.
15:25Poseidon can't manifest here.
15:27Just hang on a little longer.
15:28My lady, little ones, you gotta believe me, he's coming!
15:32Burning them ain't enough for the sea god.
15:35He's sending us a sign.
15:38Father, word is the sea god skins traitors alive, packs their raw flesh with boiling sand and crushed shells, turning
15:45them into gravel to walk on for eternity.
15:47Father, my kids and I are innocent.
15:50The real sinners are these sick freaks putting their hands on children!
15:54Oh, so the sea god's pissed at us? His biggest believers? Bullshit!
15:58I dump cash and prayers on his altar every year, while you, you filthy peasant, ain't cocked up shit!
16:03Ship it, Jennifer! You're a completely lost cause!
16:14Look, Jen, I didn't want to get my hands dirty, but you brought the sea god's haul down on us.
16:20Skinning you alive is the only way we're buying our ticket out of this.
16:25Back off, you ugly witch!
16:27Don't you dare lay a thing on our mom!
16:36You little maggots!
16:38This is what happens when you piss off the sea god!
16:42You're not dragging our whole family to hell with you!
16:52You dirty little bastards!
16:56Don't think for a second you're dragging us down with you!
17:00No! Michelle, let go of my kid!
17:04It's my kid! I'll take the hit! Just don't touch them!
17:10Jennifer! This is your goddamn fault!
17:13If you hadn't hitched your wagon to that filthy street rat and pout these bastards, we wouldn't be in this
17:18mess!
17:19No, put this all on me!
17:22Chris and Sophia are good kids!
17:24They're your own flesh and blood! For God's sake, you can't do this!
17:28Get the hell off me! I don't have any filthy grandchildren!
17:32What the hell are you brain-dead idiots waiting for?
17:34Getting them alive already!
17:41These mortals!
17:43No!
17:44These monsters!
17:46How dare they stoop this low!
17:51Screw it!
17:52I'm taking my true form to save the heirs!
18:00Thomas, stop!
18:02You know the rules.
18:03If you manifest in the mortal realm, you break the law of fate.
18:06You'll be wiped from existence.
18:12No!
18:14Get your filthy hands off my kids!
18:25Do it like this!
18:26Put your backs into it!
18:28If you let these little rats slip because you grew a conscience, I'll sell your asses to the galleys!
18:38I can't stomach this anymore!
18:40Even if it vaporizes my soul, I am saving those heirs!
18:48Wait, Samus!
18:50I feel the power of the sea god!
19:09Back the hell off!
19:20Look, it's Lord Poseidon's.
19:23The boss is actually back.
19:28Jennifer, sweetheart, I'm here.
19:30I am so sorry I let you go through this hell.
19:33It's really you?
19:35Thank God he actually brought you back to me.
19:38Look, this is Chris and Sophia.
19:41Our kids.
19:44Dad, we totally knew it was you.
19:47You actually came back.
19:49What in the hell just happened?
19:51Jesus, how'd I end up eating dirt?
19:54Father, forget that look over there.
19:56That filthy beggar is back!
19:58Talk.
20:00Right now.
20:02Who did this?
20:03Which one of you sick freaks had the balls to touch Jennifer and my kids?
20:07You don't get to question us.
20:09Jennifer and your two little roaches pissed off the sea god.
20:12They brought this shitstorm on us.
20:14As their father, you should be paying for their sins with your life.
20:18Almighty sea god, please forgive us.
20:20These four impure wretches aren't part of our family.
20:23Don't lump us in with their sins.
20:25I'll skin them and burn them alive right now to appease your rage.
20:35You absolute clowns.
20:37You keep running your mouths about my family pissing off the sea god
20:41without realizing I am the sea god.
20:59Oh, and the Sidon.
21:00Holy crap, he really is the sea god.
21:03Oh, great sea god, please forgive us.
21:06Mason and his screwed up family pulled the strings.
21:08We're innocent.
21:09Don't buy his bullshit.
21:11Open your eyes.
21:12It's just a cheap dark magic trick.
21:14If the real sea god was here, we'd all be dead meat.
21:17He actually has the balls to impersonate the sea god.
21:21If the real god finds out we worship the damn warlock, we're cooked.
21:24We gotta skin this freak and his family alive before anyone finds out.
21:28You arrogant, brain-death mortals.
21:32You tortured my wife and kids.
21:34So now, I'm thing Terrive.
21:36I'm bringing down the ocean's wrath.
21:38I'll give you a front-row seat to exactly who you're messing with.
21:49No freaking way.
21:51Is this filthy beggar actually the sea god?
22:02Look at that!
22:04I totally called it!
22:06This filthy street rat is a complete fraud!
22:16What the hell is happening to my hand?
22:18What the hell is happening to my hand?
22:34Wait, why did the sea god statue just blow to pieces?
22:39You brain-dead idiots!
22:40The real sea god is pissed because this peasant is playing dress up with his name!
22:45Help me pin this bastard down and finish him!
22:49Step on it!
22:50If we don't string them up right now, the sea god is gonna wipe us off the map!
22:53The ocean will swallow us whole!
22:55Freeze!
22:57Look!
22:58He's running on fumes!
22:59Now's our window to take this Warwick out!
23:02What the hell is going on?
23:05Enough!
23:06I'll let it slide you got played earlier.
23:08But from this second on, if you touch my wife and kids, I'll rain literal hellfire on you!
23:14You gullible morons.
23:16Everyone knows Jennifer hitched a beggar nine years ago.
23:20Like the sea-dotted would moo light as a tramp.
23:24Like he'd knock up a slut like Jennifer and just poof into thin air.
23:28I bet my bottom dollar this rat spent the last nine years grinding dark magic.
23:35Damn straight.
23:37A true god is untouchable.
23:40You hack this warlock to pieces.
23:43And I'll toss you ten gold coins right here.
23:47Right now.
24:01Un-freaking-believable.
24:04The guy's literally made of steel.
24:10Almighty sea-god, please forgive your cluteless blind believers.
24:16You unrepentant mortals.
24:18You actually tried to weaponize my own followers against me?
24:22You vicious brain-dead clowns.
24:26Time to face the music!
24:32Holy crap!
24:33He really is the sea-god!
24:35We are dead meat!
24:40What just happened?
24:41Why am I running on empty?
24:42No.
24:43The coma.
24:44I burned through all my divine mocha fighting off that damn curse for nine years.
24:51This damn sorcerer is gaslighting us with illusion!
24:54We need to get the high priest down here to wreck him!
24:57You absolute idiots!
24:59Do you seriously think this washed-up bum is the sea-god?
25:03He's just a wicked warlock!
25:05If he was actually Poseidon, he wouldn't be this pathetic!
25:09It's an ancient curse.
25:11I tank my powers fighting it off.
25:13That's why I'm weakened.
25:14You brain-dead sheep!
25:16Only morons swallow a lie that pathetic!
25:19Anyone who sides with this warlock has catched hell when the real god finds out.
25:31Shut the hell up!
25:33Who's got the nerve to impersonate the sea-god under my roof?
25:43A little birdie told me some crack-pop in here is parading around calling himself the sea-god.
25:50Your Holiness, it's this wicked warlock.
25:52He's using dark magic to fake being the sea-god and scam our tributes.
25:56High Priest, you're the only hotline to the sea-god.
25:59If he was really coming down, he'd have given you a heads-up.
26:08I haven't heard a damn thing thing about the sea-god coming down.
26:12You're just some two-bit sorcerer using cheap magic to play god.
26:17The High Priest is his top servant.
26:20This guy really is just a fraud putting on a cheap magic act.
26:25Make him pay!
26:29Thank God for the High Priest.
26:31We almost bought the scam.
26:34The sea-god would have been pissed.
26:36And we'd be dead meat.
26:40What a joke.
26:41I don't have some mortal messenger down here.
26:44He's full of shit.
26:45You arrogant little speck.
26:47Did you really think you could hijack my name without facing my wrath?
26:50You son of a bitch!
26:52How dare you slander me!
26:54I'm tossing your ass in the dungeon and executing you myself!
26:57Oh!
26:58Oh!
26:59Oh!
27:00Oh!
27:00Oh!
27:01Oh!
27:01Oh!
27:03Oh!
27:03Oh!
27:04Oh!
27:04Oh!
27:09Oh!
27:19Holy crap!
27:20What's happening?
27:21The High Priest just got zapped by lightning!
27:24Is that guy actually the sea-god?
27:29Bullshit!
27:31Bullshit!
27:32Yeah, that was the sea-god's wrath!
27:34Warning me!
27:35Because you spinless cowards are dragging your feet!
27:39Letting this goddamn warlock run free in his temple!
27:43Oh, it was his wrath, alright.
27:45But who do you think called it down?
27:48Listen up!
27:49Defy the sea-god!
27:51Defy the sea-god!
27:52Defy the sea-god, and you'll get worse than lightning!
27:54He'll unleash a tidal wave and wash every last traitor straight to hell!
28:10Ignorant sheep!
28:26Ignorant sheep!
28:36No freakin' way!
28:38No freakin' way!
28:38No freakin' way!
28:38Even running on a fraction of my power, you bottom feeders couldn't lay a finger on my family!
28:46Guys, listen, there is zero chance he's the sea-god. Since when does a god fall for a random munal?
28:51It's a joke! He's a cheap warlock!
28:54Hold the line! Did you idiots forget his orders? Want to get swallowed by a tidal wave? We're dead meat
29:00if you back down!
29:02But his voodoo is too strong! We can't even dent this freakish water wall!
29:09Bullshit! Every trick has a loophole! Hurl every sharp object we've got!
29:12Something's bound to bust this cheap-ass force-nailed...
29:22Dad, you just whipped up a freaking magical shield out of thin air? Are you actually the sea-god?
29:30You bet he is, sweetie. Your dad would never lie to you.
29:36All right, if standard weapons can't cut through this voodoo, it's time to bring out the big gun.
29:43Watch and weep, warlock!
29:46I don't care how strong your mojo is, it ain't surviving the sea-god's anchor!
29:51Believe me, we weren't wrong however you came to do!
29:51Um!
29:57Trident!
29:58Shield Jennifer!
30:02Ah jettin месяц!
30:05Shsaac!
30:10Tried it! Shield Jennifer!
30:23are you kidding me how did the sea god's anchor snap like a twig who the hell are you
30:31i warned you be absolute fools open your damn eyes this is the trident the ultimate symbol
30:37of the ocean and i am its master poseidon the sea god the sea god he actually is the sea
30:46god
30:46sweet jesus what the hell have i done
30:51you've hijacked my name to scam my believers for years just to line your own pockets that is an
30:57unforgivable sin
31:05no almighty sea god mercy william brainmashed us we never wanted to hurt your family
31:12lord decided please spare us jennifer these monsters put you and the kids through absolute hell
31:20it's your call how do you want me to finish them
31:22no jennifer my precious daughter don't do this you know me i would never truly hurt you
31:28okay i screwed up i admit it but i see the light now we share the same blood we're family
31:35please jennifer don't let him wipe us off the map over a grudge think of the kids
31:41exactly jennifer my sweet sister we share the same blood i swear to god i'll never pull this shit again
31:55honey i'm not a monster like them they still share blood with our kids
32:00i won't plant that toxic seed of hatred in chris and sophia's heads
32:04let's just walk away i just want a peaceful life
32:29well look at you gorgeous
32:33you must be my boy poseidon's wife
32:36absolutely stunning
32:49mother oh my goodness and who are these two adorable little monkeys
32:57mother these are the kids jennifer gave me pretty cute right
33:05are you kidding me nobody told me i hit the absolute jackpot
33:13i packed way too light but don't worry darlings grandma's gonna spoil you rotten once we get
33:22home
33:23what the actual hell
33:26i've never seen this much gold
33:30one single gem off those chests could buy out our entire fleet
33:39come along my precious grandbabies
33:42take a look kiddos a little welcome gift from grandma
34:10what do you think we'd love anything you give us grandma but there's literally nothing here
34:16ha ha ha ha ha
34:42whoa this is freaking awesome
34:45oh it melts my heart to see you love it
34:48thanks a million grandma
34:50jennifer my dear slap on this pearl necklace and you'll literally never age
34:55this bracelet makes you bulletproof to disease
34:57and this ring calls down lightning on demand
35:00just a little welcome to the family starter pack
35:03no way mother these are priceless i can't accept them
35:09oh my god i am so so sorry i swear it slipped
35:12jessica used to beat me black and blue just for breaking a cheap bowl
35:15now i've shattered something priceless from the sea god's mother
35:18she's gonna skin me alive
35:20hey deep breaths jennifer relax
35:24remember mother gave those to you they're yours now
35:26you can smash every last one of them if it makes you happy
35:33oh sweetheart no this is 100% on me
35:36i totally forgot that necklace is so packed with magic it shatters on impact
35:40i can't believe i almost gave you a heart attack
35:43bad grandma
35:44jennifer honey stop walking on eggshells
35:47chuck this bling at the wall for fun
35:49break it all bring fresh batches until you realize you're one of us
35:52thank you mother
35:55hold on poseidon where's your gift
35:57this poor girl went through nine years of hell because you faceplanted into a coma
36:01treat her like royalty or i'll personally kick your ass to the curb
36:04mother chill
36:06i already hooked jennifer up with a massive gift back at my palace
36:09i just didn't bring it because i was rushing to save her
36:14i'll grab it the second we can't breath her babe
36:18hold the phone i brought a little something for my new sister-in-law too
36:27look i'm really sorry jennifer this whole disaster is basically my fault
36:31you and the kids got dragged through the mud because of me
36:34consider this a my bad care package a massive dose of raw divine power
36:38zeus you absolute meathead did you completely forget jennifer
36:42is still 100 percent human her mortal body can't tank raw divine power yet
36:47ah crap my bad jennifer i totally dropped the ball on that one brain frat
36:52hand it over
36:55i'll just convert your raw power into a mountain of jewelry for jennifer to make up for your screw up
37:01jennifer our wedding down here was pretty bear's bone and my family missed it
37:04let's do a massive blowout invite the whole pantheon to shower you and the kids with blessings
37:09sorry honey can we skip the blowout
37:11chris sophia and i are literally nobodies we'd stick out like sarathees partying with actual gods
37:18i'm just really freaked out are they gonna act like aunt michelle and beat us up for being trash
37:23we don't need them just you and dad is enough
37:29my poor sweet babies you've been through the rencher
37:32listen to grandma okay that nightmare is over none of my kids are toxic snobs like that
37:37they'll treat you like absolute royalty
37:39damn right i guarantee they'll welcome you with open arms
37:42and if you're still spooked
37:43i swear on my life as long as i'm breathing nobody lays a finger on you
37:47okay bestiden i trust you
37:59the wedding dress is the main event
38:01and these mortal rags are tragically basic
38:05even top-tier royal outfits aren't good enough for our jennifer
38:14grandma
38:14i brought the wardrobe
38:23jennifer go nuts pick out absolutely anything you want up here we use magic power like cash
38:32and zeus's apology fund is basically a bottomless black card
38:42i've been stuck in patched up potato sacks my whole life i'm actually allowed to wear this
38:51obviously but zeus specifically ordered that your actual wedding outfits be custom made by yours truly
39:02hey jennifer look at me by the almighty ocean
39:06my beautiful wife how did you get so breathtakingly gorgeous
39:09mom you look insanely pretty
39:12i had zero clue you were this stunning jennifer and your kids are adorable
39:15look i whipped up 200 everyday outfits on the fly
39:18just rock these around the palace
39:20this is just thank you so so much we absolutely love it
39:26don't mention it but hey grandma
39:28jennifer and the kids are practically skin and bones we need to put some meat on them
39:32hestia's actually been cooking up a storm
39:34pretty sure she's en route with a massive feast just for jennifer and the kids
39:38she even called dibs on catering the wedding
39:40you guys seriously don't have to go all out for me like this
39:43this is way too much
39:44jennifer you've raised two kids solo while getting stomped on by monsters
39:48listen to me you need to seriously carb load
39:51damn right your health is the only thing i care about
39:53don't fight us just be a good girl and eat up
40:02hey there jennifer come on over
40:04dig in and let me know what hits the spot
40:16awesome i didn't even know food could taste this freaking good
40:24come on jennifer let your husband pamper you for a second say ah
40:45hope you like the setup babe mother went totally overboard
40:48if you hate any of it just say the word i'll tear it down and start from scratch no sweat
40:52oh don't even worry about it honey i'm obsessed with it
40:58jennifer
41:00mother's got chris and sophia for the night so we've got the place to ourselves
41:03what do you say we go for baby number three
41:07oh honey no three kids i'd lose my mind trying to handle all of them
41:12babe you're married to the sea god even if we're swamped my mom and siblings are right next door
41:17our kids will never be alone plus my niece is literally the goddess of childbirth
41:24i'd put her on speed dial you wouldn't feel a thing
41:27all right all right you're the boss
41:48god jennifer you're just as breathtaking as the day we married
42:02grandma where's mom she's the vip today why is she mia hold on a minute kiddo let's go track down
42:12your dad and figure this out
42:15hey pasteiden why the hold up with jennifer did we hit a snag
42:21well jennifer and i didn't get any sleep until the sun came up she's dead to the world so i
42:25figured i'd let her rest i just slipped out
42:28freaking believable the wedding is literally about to start
42:31could you really not keep it in your pants for one night
42:33all right mother chill i'm gonna get her right now
42:45holy crap poseidon actually let me sleep in it's our damn wedding day
42:48i'm gonna be so late i gotta sprint
42:58mother playing favorites as always
43:00is giving a punk like poseidon a palace this sick
43:16i'm real
43:18what's an absolute dime like you doing hiding out in a place like this
43:23hey gorgeous
43:24hades god of the underworld
43:26ditch the snooze fest and come be my queen
43:29yeah hard pass
43:30not interested
43:38cute but that's not really your call to make sweetheart
43:47back on
43:49back on
43:59hey just what the hell do you think you're doing
44:06well color me shocked who'd have guessed a stunner like this was hitched to a meathead like you
44:17Hades if we didn't share a mother I'd gut you where you stand
44:26what the hell is going on here Hades how did I race such a scumbag apologize to Jennifer
44:35right now my bad Jennifer didn't know who you were take half my divine power as a peace offering
44:41it'll make you completely immortal just let it slide mother the wedding's starting let's not
44:46waste another second on this creep in the name of the sea god I swear Jennifer is my one and
45:00only
45:00wife from this day forward she shares the full power of the ocean with me I swear on my life
45:07to be completely faithful to beside him until my last breath
45:21mom and dad are gonna live happily ever after with us
45:40grandma mom only wakes up on time when we're around
45:43we want to have a sleepover with mom
45:49all right my sweet little angels let it go your dad's got your mom on lockdown tonight
46:02honey thank you for giving me such a warm happy home this place is everything I've ever dreamed of
46:12if you know love it here we'll just put down roots honestly the only things worth a damn back at
46:18my palace
46:19are your gifts anyway I'll swing by and haul them over tomorrow
46:34I won't break my promise this time I swear three days tops
46:40and this little toy boat if you run into trouble just crush it and I'll be there in a heartbeat
46:55and this barrier unless you say so it'll bounce every single person trying to get in
47:03stay safe out there honey
47:07dad hurry back so we can play
47:25this is it look at this place Hades better not be playing us
47:30he swore if we pull this off he'd bring our family's empire back from the dead
47:36hell no he wouldn't he's the god of the underworld
47:41the sea god basically nuked our family
47:43lord Hades is our only lifeline
47:53over here
47:54bet you can't catch us
47:57Chris Sophia slow down you're gonna eat dirt
48:00we don't care if we get hurt when dad gets back he can patch us up in seconds
48:12why the hell is the door locked
48:15we're your flesh and blood
48:17don't tell me you got amnesia already
48:20nice try but that ain't happening
48:26son of a bitch
48:28Hades called it
48:29the sea god rigged this place with a force field
48:32our only play is to guilt track Jennifer into opening the damn door
48:36Jennifer I know you're listening
48:38are you brain dead
48:41we put a roof over your head when you had nothing
48:45now we're homeless
48:47you owe us
48:55cut the crap
48:56you made my life a living hell back then
48:58don't act like you did me a favor
49:01Jennifer I'm your own flesh and blood
49:04are you just gonna watch me get hunted down every day
49:09your husband is the freaking sea god
49:11a few table graphs could save our family
49:14yeah Jennifer just bail us out this once
49:18consider it rent for housing you
49:21we swear we'll never bother you again
49:25get a grip Jennifer
49:27stop giving them handouts
49:31but if a little cash gets rid of these leeches for good
49:34maybe it's worth it
49:40you better keep your word
49:41take the money and don't ever show your faces around here again
49:50are you really that dense Jennifer
49:52I've literally never played it straight with you
50:06Jennifer
50:06those goddamn merchants are psychos
50:09they robbed us blind
50:10took your gold
50:11and now they want us dead
50:12please
50:14open the damn door
50:15Jennifer
50:16they only went psycho
50:18because you're the sea god's wife
50:19this is 100% on you
50:21you can't leave us out here to get butchered
50:27I'm dead serious Jennifer
50:29the merchant and his goons are right on our ass
50:32if you don't let us in
50:33you're signing our death warrants
50:35Jennifer
50:35are you really gonna watch your father get slaughtered
50:37make your mother a widow
50:38if word gets out she raised a heartless monster
50:41society will destroy her
51:04how'd you score a pad like this anyway
51:07get off your ass and hand this house over to us
51:10we gave you a place to crash
51:11now you owe us a house
51:13do I seriously have to cry for Poseidon
51:15to bail me out again
51:18no I can't keep dragging him into my messes
51:28unreal look at this motherlod
51:30father could hustle his whole life
51:32and never see this kind of cash
51:35trash like Jennifer doesn't deserve this
51:37we do
51:42check out this palace
51:44the bling is nice
51:45but the real estate is the real jackpot
51:46we gotta get our names on that deed
51:48you brain dead idiots
51:50did you forget Hades orders
51:51move your asses
51:53chuck that bitch Jennifer
51:54out onto the street
51:58right
51:58Lord Hades promised us a mountain of cash
52:00if we pull this off
52:01what the heck do you think you're doing
52:03when dad finds out
52:04he's gonna wipe the floor with you
52:06yeah
52:07you stupid jerks
52:09if you touch mom
52:10dad is gonna destroy you
52:13give me a break
52:15how's the sea god gonna react
52:16when he finds out
52:17his precious wife
52:18banged his own brother
52:19he'll either boot her
52:20or drown her ass
52:25no
52:25father why are you doing this to me
52:45not bad at all
52:46like we agree
52:47I'm gonna reward you freaks very handsome
52:51you're the best Lord Hades
52:54thank you
52:56get your hands off her
53:05get your hands off her
53:21I gave you your chance
53:23Hades
53:28Jennifer
53:30you were in real danger
53:31why didn't you call me
53:34honey I'm so sorry
53:36I just didn't want to dump another mess on your plate
53:38I'm just a useless mortal
53:40I can't keep dragging you down
53:44look at me babe
53:45we're married
53:46nothing in this universe matters more than you
53:49I already missed nine years
53:55come hell or high water
53:56you're never facing anything alone again
54:02I get it honey
54:03I promise
54:13and as for these psychos
54:16they've crossed the line too many times
54:18even if you want to give them a pass
54:20I'm gonna slaughter every last one of them
54:30almighty sea god please
54:31you've got it all wrong
54:33we only broke in
54:34because we caught Jennifer
54:35that absolute slut
54:36hooking up with another guy
54:39we were protecting your honor
54:41exactly
54:41if we hadn't showed up
54:43she'd be all over some other dude
54:45honestly you should be thanking us
54:47you're all sick in the head
54:49I'm gonna wipe you off the face of the earth
54:53you're all sick in the head
55:08you're all sick in the head
55:09you're all sick in the head
55:09you're all sick in the head
55:10you're all sick in the head
55:10you're all sick in the head
55:11you're all sick in the head
55:11you're all sick in the head
55:12you're all sick in the head
55:12you're all sick in the head
55:13you're all sick in the head
55:13you're all sick in the head
55:13you're all sick in the head
55:14you're all sick in the head
55:14you're sick in the head
55:17you're sick in the head
55:31Poseidon, you gullible idiot.
55:34I pushed your buttons and you practically hand-delivered your own divine weapon to me.
55:38Did you skip Godhub 101?
55:40If a bonded weapon gets corrupted by a god on my level, the backlash tears the owner apart.
55:49Look, brother, I don't want to end you.
55:52Just hand over your sweet little wife and I'll let you walk.
56:00Come on, Jennifer.
56:02Doesn't it tear you apart watching him squirm like a bug?
56:07Poseidon, please, get up!
56:09Jennifer, get over here.
56:11Give yourself to me and I'll pull the plug on his torture.
56:15Don't listen to him, Jennifer.
56:19Get over here, Jennifer, or I swear I'm going to erase Poseidon from existence right now.
56:27Don't.
56:28Jennifer, listen to me.
56:30If you don't want to watch his brain melt into pudding, get over here right now.
56:36Please, just stop hurting Poseidon.
56:42I'll do it.
56:45I agree to whatever you want.
56:48Poseidon, please take good care of our kids and my mother.
57:09You lay a finger on my woman, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
57:15be right back now. You won't
57:15let me see it. Let me tell
57:15you again. How did I
57:18let me tell you or tie us now. Give me each
57:18other. I need you
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