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00:33I'm just cutting off sedation and keeping the fluids.
00:37You don't have any idea when she'll wake up.
00:39I hope soon.
00:40How soon?
00:42I sedated her a while ago.
00:44She's stable now.
00:46But I don't know what kind of state she'll be in for the wedding.
00:48She should go to the hospital.
00:49She said no more hospitals.
00:50She never wanted it to get like this.
00:52You said she'd be awake.
00:53You said she'd be okay for the wedding.
00:55I mean...
00:56I know.
00:56What happened? Did you give her too much?
00:57I know. This isn't my fault.
00:59She's been having seizures all morning.
01:01Don't start, boys.
01:02Cancel it.
01:03Cancel what?
01:04The wedding.
01:05It's in an hour.
01:06It was her final wish to see Nikki get married.
01:08She's not going to see anything if she's like this.
01:10But she might wake up and be fine.
01:11No, no, no. Mine isn't good.
01:12A hundred people are about to show up.
01:14We're cancelling the wedding.
01:14That's not how it works. It's not your decision.
01:16We're not cancelling the wedding.
01:19Why are we fighting?
01:21Please, not in front of your mother.
01:22She's unconscious.
01:23She can still feel the energy.
01:25We're not cancelling it, okay?
01:27Why do you two care so much?
01:28And what about you?
01:29Hmm?
01:30You're going to pick mom or her?
01:31Portia.
01:32And why are you sitting all the way over there?
01:34You're not even looking at each other.
01:35Because it's bad luck for us to see each other on our wedding day.
01:38Bad luck is for people who can't own up to anything.
01:40There is no such thing as bad luck.
01:41Only bad decisions.
01:42And this is one of them.
01:43Portia, seriously, just...
01:45No, seriously.
01:46She made me summon the devil the night before your wedding to see if she was your soulmate.
01:49No, that's not what happened.
01:51Oh, it's not true?
01:51How do you think I got this?
01:52Not from the devil.
01:53Oh, it was some dead lady and then she broke my fucking face.
01:56Oh, my God.
01:57I didn't summon shit.
01:58It's never been like that before.
01:59What the fuck happened at this bachelorette party?
02:02You're lying.
02:03No, and then the next thing I know, I wake up.
02:05I'm on her floor and I don't know how I got there.
02:07And then she's being all weird and freaky.
02:09And then mom had a bunch of seizures.
02:10It's not Rachel's fault.
02:11This is the brain she missed from.
02:13No, she's evil and she's hiding something from us.
02:15She's not evil.
02:16I am trying to save this family, Jules.
02:17Why don't you just take a baby?
02:19I am very calm.
02:20She made me summon the devil.
02:21I am calm.
02:22It was not the devil.
02:24It was my great-great-aunt.
02:28And I am not hiding anything.
02:31I have been very upfront with you all about everything that's been going on.
02:34We have all been through a lot this week.
02:37But no matter what happens, it is going to end in a beautiful, beautiful fucking wedding.
02:42So help me God, we are getting married today.
02:44I love him and I love all of you.
02:47And I understand that it's very, very, very important to your mom.
02:51But it is our wedding.
02:53And I'm not going to let any of you ruin it, okay?
02:55I am walking down the fucking aisle into his fucking arms no matter what.
02:58She's going to wake up to the wedding of her dreams and Nikki's dreams and all of your dreams, okay?
03:02We are doing it.
03:09No, no, we are canceling it.
03:13Right, Daddy?
03:14Absolutely not.
03:15No way.
03:15No.
03:16That's...
03:17We're not canceling anything.
03:18Portia, it's not your decision to make.
03:22It's happening, Portia.
03:23You should put ice on that.
03:25Well, you should fuck off.
03:26It can leave an ugly scar.
03:27You're an ugly scar, Jules.
03:28Okay, that's enough, please.
03:31Everybody out.
03:32You're disturbing my wife's peace.
03:36Daddy, I'm really sorry.
03:37I just...
03:37I'm just trying to be helpful.
03:40Yeah, she's always right.
03:42Come here.
03:45Okay, come here.
03:47I figured out a plan.
03:49Okay, what's the plan?
03:50Um, it's a lot.
03:53To explain, just maybe you stay with Nikki and be the best man and then we'll let you know when
03:57we need you.
03:57Yeah.
03:57No.
03:58I need to know what the plan is.
04:00Hey, now.
04:01Now!
04:02Shut up!
04:03Just do what she says.
04:04Wait, wait.
04:05What's the plan?
04:06I found Portia's book.
04:07The thing that Portia was talking about when she was possessed.
04:09The something living, something dead, something stolen, something red.
04:12It's a ritual and we just have to do it and then everything's going to be okay.
04:21So, uh, it's like a version of the something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue.
04:24So, the something living comes from the groom.
04:27Come here.
04:28Uh, there's something dead from the bride, something stolen from the mother-in-law and something red from an adversary.
04:34It says here that it's best to use blood.
04:36So, we just need to collect it, combine it, and then I just drink it right before I walk down
04:39the aisle and that's it.
04:40And then the only thing is that, uh, once I drink it, it will change me into a soulmate if
04:44I'm not already.
04:48What do you think?
04:50Are you fucking crazy?
04:57The seed of the groom.
05:01Are you going to take out one of your bones?
05:03I don't know.
05:04I don't know.
05:05The hair of the mother-in-law and blood.
05:13And you're going to drink all this shit?
05:14I guess.
05:16Jesus Christ, Rachel.
05:18Oh, that's not how you're supposed to respond.
05:21A bone from the bride.
05:23Do you really want to remove a bone?
05:24No, no, I don't want to.
05:26Do you remember what I said about staying in reality, reality?
05:28Yeah, right before Portia was possessed by my dead great aunt.
05:33Yeah, reality, reality is not really on the table anymore.
05:35It's got, like, a pretty major side effect.
05:38I know.
05:39It's going to change you into a stomach.
05:41It's going to change you how?
05:44I don't know.
05:46Fucking psychotic.
05:47Worst case scenario doesn't work out, but at least I fucking tried something.
05:50You know, the worst case scenario is that it turns you into a Stepford wife.
05:53Oh, yes, okay.
05:55So I've been thinking about that and it's fine, it's totally fine, because Nikki is a great person, right?
05:59Like, you couldn't find a better person than Nikki, but I'm not a great person.
06:03I'm, like, a medium bad person, and when I think about it, I've actually always known this,
06:06and this is, like, an opportunity for me to fucking fix it.
06:09That's not true, is it?
06:10You're not a bad person.
06:11You're a very, very good person.
06:13Nope.
06:13No, no, no, no, no, no.
06:15Here, this is just one of the many examples, okay?
06:18Like what happened last night.
06:19That's, like, a medium bad person thing to do.
06:23Come on, me.
06:23No, it is.
06:23You know, that was, like, the point of a bachelor party.
06:25Like, the point back when they were invented.
06:27Okay, well, this isn't like the olden days.
06:30Men do it all the time.
06:31Yes, but Nikki wouldn't, because Nikki is so good.
06:34His soulmate would also be so good.
06:36And what I realize is that maybe this is, like, actually kind of amazing for me, okay?
06:40Like, if the ritual does, in fact, work, then maybe this will be some sort of, like,
06:44a lobotomy for me in a good way.
06:45You don't need a lobotomy, Rachel.
06:47Okay, well, I don't want to die.
06:49Well, you might die.
06:49You also might not die.
06:51Well, I'd like to, like, not die with certainty, okay?
06:53So I'm doing the fucking ritual.
06:55But you don't know what the consequences are.
06:56I do know what the consequences are, okay?
06:58I do it, and I live, or I don't do it, and I probably die.
07:03Yes, but you live as a version of yourself that you don't recognize.
07:06Yeah, a very alive version, though.
07:10I thought all you had to do was believe he was your soulmate.
07:22I don't want to die like my mom did.
07:26Okay?
07:27So, I have to try something.
07:31I thought I'm going to do it, and you're either going to help me,
07:34or you're not going to help me, but I'm going to do it.
07:39This will not be a tragedy-filled wedding.
07:44This is how I get to 100% certainty.
07:48Do you really think this is for you, my Tisabot?
07:51Shit.
07:53Oh, my God, the wedding's at noon.
07:55The wedding's at noon, and the sun sets at 444.
07:57It's 1108.
07:59Okay, I'm going to start with something stolen from Victoria,
08:02and then maybe the something red, yeah, from probably Portia.
08:05No, because she fucking hates me.
08:07Oh, by the way, will you tell Jules what the plan is?
08:10Yeah, because he's going to have to help us with something dead,
08:13and then I will come back, and I will grab Nikki, okay?
08:16Would you do that for me, please?
08:17I just came here to tell you I'm canceling the ceremony.
08:19Not that you bothered to get ready anyway.
08:21Wait!
08:22Portia!
08:24Wait!
08:25Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
08:26You didn't even want a wedding four days ago.
08:28The hell, I was changing the last four days.
08:30Like you bringing incomprehensible evil into this home?
08:32I am doing everything I can to stop it from affecting your family,
08:35which means me getting married.
08:36I don't want to hear about this narcissistic curse anymore.
08:38It's very pick-me, and it's ruining the positive energy.
08:40What positive energy?
08:41You're preventing my mother from getting her dying wish.
08:43No, you'd be preventing your mother from getting her dying wish
08:45by calling off the wedding.
08:50I think it's a little late for that now.
08:51I have no problem telling everyone here to leave.
08:54Okay.
08:56Go ahead.
08:59I know, you don't care again.
09:00I know, I know that I don't care, Portia,
09:02I just don't have time to fight with you about things.
09:03I know you have time.
09:05Because the wedding is in 45 minutes, and I have here.
09:15You don't honestly believe that, right?
09:18Are you?
09:19I'm a survivor.
09:20I'm a survivor.
09:21I'm a survivor.
09:22I'm an survivor.
09:23I'm a survivor.
09:39Thanks. That's great.
09:46Rachel, you have to calm down. The guests are ragging. What is wrong with you?
09:49You're not listening to me.
09:51I will not let you turn this wedding into some devil-worshipping party.
09:53It's crazy that you think that.
09:55Not after getting slapped in the face because of your dealings with the underworld.
09:58I'm going to tell everyone here to leave.
09:59Okay, it doesn't matter, okay? I don't need a hundred people, Portia.
10:02You can tell them all to leave. I just need Nikki, the rings, and waitress, and I'm still getting married,
10:08okay?
10:10And you can still give your mother what she wants, which is a beautiful, beautiful wedding.
10:22Come on.
10:26Oh, fuck. People are coming. Do you want me to take the thing from you?
10:29Why?
10:30Because it's all bloody and gross.
10:33What do you want my blood for, Rachel?
10:36I don't want your blood. I'm just trying to help you.
10:40No.
10:45Excuse me. Do you know where... I'm not sure where the first looks you're supposed to be.
10:48Oh, you're going the wrong way, actually. You can go that way where the guests are.
10:51Wait a minute. You're the bride, right?
10:52Rachel.
10:53Yes, I am, but not right now.
10:55Rachel, Rachel, I'm kind of in the mirror.
10:56Something bad happened.
10:57What happened?
10:58I don't know how it happened. I swear I had them in the box, and then I put it down
11:02for a second.
11:02What happened?
11:02I can't find them anywhere.
11:03You can't find what?
11:04The rings.
11:08Um, okay. Do you, uh, do you know where they are? Where did you last see them?
11:13I don't know.
11:14You don't know?
11:14I can't find them in the box.
11:15I don't even wish to see them there.
11:19Rachel, congratulations.
11:20Hi.
11:21Do you remember seeing it with the...
11:22Hi, Rachel.
11:23Hi, hi. Hi, just one second.
11:25Uh, can you be back in the back?
11:27Uh, can you look on the left side, okay?
11:28You just look over there and try and remember where you left saw everything, okay?
11:33It's time for this.
11:34Okay, what color was the box?
11:37Silver, I think.
11:40Silver.
11:42Looking for something.
11:47Dude, uh, go, go look in the living room, yeah?
11:51Lighten up. Enjoy the day. It could be a last.
11:55Did you take our rings?
11:57Ah, it's true what they say. No one escapes the three rings of marriage.
12:04Jude!
12:04The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the sufferer ring.
12:13Did you take our rings?
12:16I only take my treasures after the disaster.
12:22This...
12:23belonged to your mother.
12:31And I'm wearing your father's tie.
12:36A little something borrowed...
12:40for me.
12:48Well, you won't get any treasures.
12:50This time, you fucking asshole.
12:52Because I'm not letting you win.
12:54I'm going to live.
12:56And I won't be passing this fucked up shit down to anyone.
12:58It ends with me...
13:00tonight.
13:01We'll see, won't we?
13:04The sun sets at 4.44.
13:07Yeah, I know, I've got plenty of time.
13:09Cheers.
13:09And I'll keep my fingers.
13:39okay well if you don't do it i'll do it and that'll be bad for everyone but you don't care
13:43so
13:43fuck it you'll do it yeah why not you don't know what you're doing you'll totally fuck it up oh
13:49will
13:49i i'll see no i'll do it rachel is it true you're wearing the dress her mom wouldn't let her
14:02wear it
14:03no it's fine this song too anyways i actually went with something a little more modern um hey last night
14:08was so freaky we talked to a ghost okay where's portion does her face look all fucked up yeah sorry
14:16i just
14:39hello
15:16what are you doing
15:22i'm sorry i just i i want to check on her and make sure that she was okay okay
15:36sorry
16:04i don't i don't think that i i can let you do that i can't let you do that
16:21jules did say that there's a chance that she still
16:24can wake up in time i think that we need to my wife is the rarest type of person she
16:30burns hot and
16:30fast and for every time this happens there's a little bit less of her than before so
16:39after all this she's spent
16:47i promised her i wouldn't let her fizzle out
16:52she has lived a life of dignity and she will die
17:08you can't just wait
17:1240 minutes
17:16to see if she'll wake up
17:24look this wedding is her it's her dying wish
17:31if anything just
17:34just do it for nikki
17:36nikki needs to grow up
17:40you guys are young and i can see our arrangement may stretch beyond your understanding so i will put it
17:46to you plainly
17:48she would rather die
17:51that's who she is
17:53than turn into someone she doesn't recognize
18:06i i would like some alone time with my wife now
18:37it has to be a bone
18:40Yeah, something relatively unnoticeable.
18:45You don't have to do this.
18:46Don't discourage her.
18:48From removing her bones ten minutes before she gets married.
18:51It's 35 minutes.
18:52It's not all my bones.
18:53Please.
18:54Okay?
18:54I want to live.
18:55I want Nikki to be happy.
18:56I want all this to be over.
18:57So just cut something off me.
19:00What about a tooth?
19:02No, no, no.
19:02That'll fuck up her face.
19:04So?
19:05It's still her wedding day.
19:06She doesn't want a swollen face.
19:07I'm sorry I was under the impression that we needed to save her life.
19:10Yes, in an unnoticeable way.
19:12Um...
19:12She's gonna be supernaturally altered.
19:15On the inside.
19:18Pinky toe?
19:26I need you to make the decision for me.
19:28It's a fucking insane decision.
19:30I can't make it.
19:34Right or left?
19:36Uh...
19:37Uh...
19:38Uh...
19:38My right.
19:38Uh, sorry.
19:39Uh, no wait.
19:39Uh, left, left, sorry.
19:40Um...
19:41No, fuck.
19:42Uh...
19:42Right, right, right.
19:44Up on the table.
19:45Okay?
19:45Eyes?
19:46Yes.
19:54Okay.
20:15Okay, guys, guys.
20:17Oh, she'll have a limb.
20:18I'm cutting her fucking toe off.
20:21Okay.
20:24Okay, guys, guys.
20:28Hold the leg, please.
20:30Both.
20:30If you don't want to get kicked.
20:32Mm-mm.
20:33Mm-mm.
20:34Mm-mm.
20:34Okay.
20:35Mm-mm.
20:35Mm-mm.
20:36How long is this gonna take?
20:37I don't know.
20:38I've never amputated anything before.
20:39Don't say that.
20:41Mm-hmm.
20:44If this doesn't work, something happens up there.
20:48We can't let Jude see it.
20:49Come on.
20:50Don't say that in front of her.
20:51I don't want you to see it, either.
20:53I don't need to pretend I am.
20:54You don't know what it's like.
20:55Can we get back to the part where I don't die?
20:57It's all right.
20:57Please.
20:58Okay.
20:59Yeah.
20:59Okay.
21:00I'm gonna make the incision.
21:01You have to tell me what you're doing.
21:04Oh, fuck!
21:06Oh!
21:09Oh, no, no, no.
21:10Oh, no.
21:11Oh!
21:14Oh!
21:15Oh!
21:16Fuck!
21:17Oh, is it done?
21:18Is it done?
21:19Yeah.
21:20Oh, Jesus Christ, like that.
21:21Oh, my God.
21:22Oh, my God.
21:23Oh, my God.
21:24Stop, stop, stop!
21:25So you don't bite your tongue off?
21:26Just take that.
21:28Here.
21:29All right?
21:32Are we ready to cry, gentlemen?
21:34Ah!
21:45Fuck!
21:46It's done.
21:48It's done.
21:51You want to hold it?
21:55Fuck.
21:56What do you want me to do with it?
21:57Put it on ice in case it changes her mind.
22:02Maybe a tank.
22:04Yeah, took me.
22:05Stay with me.
22:07Dude, dude, dude lost the rings.
22:09Don't worry.
22:10We can lose ours.
22:11What?
22:18Fuck.
22:21The oxal kicking scene.
22:24I'll give you a re-up at the reception.
22:27In the meantime, no soccer, okay?
22:34You two make a pretty good team, actually.
22:38Told you.
22:39Oh.
22:41What time is it?
22:42It's L-931.
22:46Fuck, I gotta go.
22:48No, no, no.
22:49Hang on.
22:49You should really keep your foot elevated for a minute.
22:52I can't.
22:53I can't.
22:54Take a go-go find me.
22:54Take a go find it.
22:59Oh.
23:01Oh.
23:07Oh.
23:10Oh.
23:10Oh.
23:11Oh.
23:11Oh.
23:12Oh.
23:13Oh.
23:13Oh.
23:14Oh.
23:15Oh.
23:20Oh, my God.
23:50Oh, my God.
24:21Oh, my God.
24:21Shit, sorry.
24:23Have you been hiding in here?
24:25Yeah, kind of.
24:28I'm sorry, I...
24:29Mom, I'm happy to find you in here.
24:34Hi.
24:37Hi.
24:49You can look at me.
24:51No.
24:53Okay.
24:54You can look at me.
24:56No.
24:57God, look.
24:59We're way past that time.
25:04Did you shoot a lucky penny right outside the door?
25:08Uh-huh.
25:09Yeah.
25:11I put that there.
25:16You did?
25:18Yeah.
25:20I did that for you this morning.
25:21I just felt like...
25:24I don't know.
25:25There's been like this horrible distance between us.
25:29and I was just trying to...
25:31I don't know.
25:34Hmm.
25:37Hey.
25:39Hey.
25:40Hmm?
25:41Look at me.
25:53What are we going to do?
25:59We're going to close the distance.
26:29We're going to fix it, okay?
26:32I'm gonna fix it. Just let me fix everything.
26:45All I have to do is be you.
26:54I love you.
27:19I love you.
27:38I love you.
28:07I love you.
28:08I'm sorry.
28:09I'm sorry.
28:14I'm sorry.
28:15I'm sorry.
28:33I'm sorry.
28:40I'm sorry.
28:43I'm sorry.
28:45I'm sorry.
28:59Hey. What's on your mind? What are you thinking, man?
29:31Nikki, what's on your mind?
29:35I was just thinking about what you just said. Like, all you have to do is be you.
29:47Sounds... It sounds silly, but I don't... I don't...
29:55What?
30:00I don't know who I am right now. My parents and their... everything they taught me...
30:11It's just like this whole week, it feels like everything changed and everything changed, I mean...
30:17Shh. No, Nikki, stop. Stop it.
30:21Hey, hey, look at me. I can tell you who you are, okay?
30:24You are a good person. You are so, so good and... and... listen... everything's gonna be okay.
30:35Everything's gonna be okay because I'm going to change, okay? I'm going... I'm going to be good like you.
30:40What? No, don't do that. I don't want anything about you to change.
30:43No, no, no. I'm a bad person, okay? I am really... I am genuinely a bad person.
30:49No, you're not. Why are you saying that?
30:50Because I am.
30:51No, I am. The way I behaved at that rehearsal dinner is not okay. And I invited your dad to
30:56the wedding and...
30:57You were trying to reunite us. You didn't...
30:59No, I shouldn't have done that. It's like you said. I should have just... realized how fucked up things were.
31:04Instead of trying to force this... cathartic reunion between you guys.
31:11I just thought if I did that, it would be like this big healing moment.
31:14And it was, Vicky. It was. It was kind of... cathartic. It was. And I... I mean, I finally found
31:23out what happened to my mother.
31:25Yeah, and I wasn't there for you like I should have been. I just fucking... glazed over that. I'm such
31:30a piece of shit.
31:31No, you're not. No, you are not.
31:33I... I... I... I... It's like... are my last moments with my mom just me fucking yelling at her?
31:42You know what I mean? I... I... It's like... yeah, you might be cursed, but I'm pretty sure like I'm
31:50evil or something.
31:58You're not evil.
32:04I... I...
32:09I made out with Mellie.
32:17Yeah, I know.
32:23You know how...
32:25Jules told me earlier today.
32:27Jules knows?
32:29They tell each other everything.
32:31I'm sorry.
32:33I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have done it.
32:35I shouldn't have done it. I thought that I was... that I was... doomed and that maybe...
32:41You're not...
32:41You're not a bad person.
32:43Rachel.
32:44Look at me.
32:45You're not a bad person.
32:50We were so good before we got here.
32:57You know?
33:03You see, you believe me, right?
33:07About the curse.
33:10I do.
33:11I understand.
33:14All that matters is this.
33:27I miss our tiny baby.
33:29No.
33:30Where is our tiny baby?
33:32What?
33:32You lost a tiny baby?
33:33I don't fucking know.
33:36Um...
33:36Mickey?
33:37Are you in there?
33:40Just... yeah, hold on.
33:41It's mom.
33:43She's awake. She's okay.
33:44Hurry. The wedding is in 10 minutes.
33:46Go.
33:47I'll be right there.
33:48Um...
33:49Hey.
33:50I love you so much.
33:52I love you.
33:53I love you.
33:53Okay.
33:54Okay.
33:54I love you.
33:55Oh, I found our tiny baby.
33:57Oh!
33:57My God!
33:58Keep it.
33:59Okay.
33:59Good luck.
34:00Alright.
34:00I love you.
34:18Canvaznájana is a tuoess.
34:18It's a Once Tramano.
34:23Okay.
34:23Kids do gotta wake up.
34:23Good luck to you.
34:25Really.ss
34:31The goons and the snipers don't care, there's nobody there.
34:41One of these days you might notice the patch on my head, I'm already dead.
34:51I didn't see the man that she married for money could bring to my stand.
35:19Happy June, you make it down the street, city burns like a fire beneath your feet.
35:29Cheer up, child, you're once not tearing apart, though you broke its heart.
35:42Many people would give an arm in the rim.
35:49To live with you.
35:56You're such a fight, we've gone right through.
36:02We blame the one you were born into.
36:06Happy day of us, no matter what I know.
36:10Yes, we have taken you today.
36:12Did you hear me say that I love?
36:17So think about you, but I don't know what it is.
36:22Something that I must find for you.
36:25I have truly built your heart out.
36:44Do you see the teeth that can appear from your tongue?
36:51Hello?
36:52I don't have the reins.
36:54Alright.
36:57Give me your ring.
36:59What?
37:00We can't find the green except for our house.
37:04God, look what I have.
37:06I truly forgot.
37:08I didn't want them to get lost.
37:11No offense, Judy.
37:12Okay, here we go.
37:21Big boy.
37:22All the windows!
37:28The baby is практически over.
37:32My grandmother says you connect through.
37:35The time is unfamming those.
37:38I think she.
37:39My mother seems to keep crying,
37:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, she sighed and she sighed
37:48That day of what you lose, you do no longer mean it
37:56Please rise.
38:16I don't know.
38:50I don't know.
39:21I don't know.
39:50I don't know.
40:16I don't know.
40:42I don't know.
41:19I don't know.
41:41I don't know.
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