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00:00:052, 3, 1, 2, 3, 2, 1, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2.
00:00:29great darts
00:00:30now hurry up
00:00:31he's coming back on
00:00:38welcome back
00:00:39to the world darts championship
00:00:40in this cricket match
00:00:42Smith and Henriksen
00:00:43have closed the 20s
00:00:44through the 15s
00:00:44and have two bullseyes
00:00:45they're also ahead
00:00:47by 20 points
00:00:48Whitman and Keyes
00:00:49have closed the 20s
00:00:50through the 15s
00:00:51and have one bullseye
00:00:52Alistair Whitman
00:00:53is going to need
00:00:53three bullseyes
00:00:54to win the first
00:00:55televised world championship
00:01:01and he's really
00:01:02going to have to hit three
00:01:03because Henriksen
00:01:03has been hammering
00:01:04the bullseye all night
00:01:06well if anybody
00:01:07can get a hat trick
00:01:08it's Alistair Whitman
00:01:17oh that all but
00:01:19ends the match
00:01:20he has to hit a double
00:01:21bullseye to win
00:01:22and he's completely
00:01:23blocked it
00:01:24start engraving
00:01:25Smith and Henriksen
00:01:25on the trophy
00:01:51Whitman and Keyes
00:01:52have won the world championship
00:01:53I am Godsmack
00:01:55how did he do that
00:01:56it's not human I tell you
00:01:57somebody get down there
00:01:58and stop the engraver
00:01:59that is the greatest
00:02:00closing door
00:02:01in the history of this game
00:02:02drawn by the greatest
00:02:03player in the history
00:02:05of this game
00:02:05that's for you
00:02:06weirdo mittens
00:02:08weirdo mittens
00:02:33you were not in the CIA
00:02:35yes I was
00:02:36I was in Berlin
00:02:37when the wall came down
00:02:38do you think that
00:02:39happened by itself
00:02:40you're so full of shit
00:02:42birds
00:02:47alright showtime Mitch
00:02:49showtime baby
00:02:55alright alright
00:02:57you got this Hank
00:02:58only is one bullseye
00:02:59to win
00:03:00are you crazy
00:03:01he hasn't hit a bullseye
00:03:02all night
00:03:03well I'm willing to bet
00:03:04you double or nothing
00:03:05on your bar tab
00:03:05he's going to hit one
00:03:06right now
00:03:06oh you're on
00:03:10you're due
00:03:11one bullseye
00:03:12okay
00:03:13you got this baby
00:03:30I'll go
00:03:32oh you're going to work
00:03:51what in the hell were you aiming at what do you think how the hell am i supposed to know
00:03:56you hit literally every other damn thing in the room except the bullseye
00:04:00you know hank that happens again the rules say that if you catch the dart before it hits the
00:04:07floor you can shoot again thanks have you ever caught a dart that bounced off the board
00:04:12no have you ever seen anybody catch a dart that bounced off the board no have you ever even heard
00:04:18a story about someone catching a dart that bounced off the board no thanks that's great advice
00:04:24you're trying to be cute hank now i'm gonna kick your ass all right dude yeah let's go
00:04:33showtime baby showtime drinks yeah
00:04:55hey thanks for the drinks our pleasure anytime
00:05:14that loss drops us number eight in the standings one more and we're right out of the playoffs
00:05:19yeah dana was right i didn't hit a bull all night no bro you just gotta learn how to close
00:05:24the game
00:05:24well it doesn't help with you betting the whole tab on the match can we afford that i know
00:05:30i should have made a disclaimer like only their drinks like you couldn't buy for
00:05:33ian and virgil too but i'm an idiot sorry oh oh johnny ray he's just a kid from my time
00:05:46dude what are you doing is that about jackie yeah i just couldn't think of a song with jackie in
00:05:52it
00:05:53was that supposed to be come on eileen there's nowhere near the lyrics dude it's not about the song hank
00:05:59what i'm talking about here is closing the deal you only live once bro yeah okay when's the last time
00:06:05you went on a date i've dated most of girls around here i've just run out of options it's small
00:06:11town
00:06:11i'm gonna die alone you won't have their hand shut up dude
00:06:18all right damn beat i know
00:06:21if i can show time i'm never playing them again i'm done i hate them it's so stupid
00:06:28go next time baby don't worry about it show time new show time hey hey
00:06:34diddle for the middle see who opens in the morning two
00:06:46have a good night ma'am
00:07:13hey jackie hi hi how was the match last night tough one huh oh we'll bounce back
00:07:21you want something yeah uh just some flights i guess what do those ones say on them these uh the
00:07:27ones
00:07:27next one foxy mama that's funny because i was going to ask have you ever had one before um no
00:07:39really they're kind of awesome in fact you should come by the bar sometime we could have one together
00:07:45yeah i i really don't think that's going to be my thing come on you can at least try one
00:07:50i think
00:07:50you'll like it and if for some reason you don't i'll get you something else what the hell are you
00:07:55talking
00:07:55about hey what do you mean oh okay ah oh my god i thought you said um bahama mama like
00:08:07the drink
00:08:08ah okay yeah that makes way more sense i was like she wants to share a foxy mama with me
00:08:14have we met no
00:08:16um sorry it's in my head i heard bahama mama i've been making drinks way too long you just don't
00:08:22want
00:08:22them yeah i gotta get them now right it's two bucks don't even worry about it these are on me
00:08:29really you come in here almost every day and buy something i think i could let this slide oh thanks
00:08:36you're welcome
00:08:41um i gotta get back to work but thanks again
00:08:48and seriously if if you want to come by the bar one night i'll make us a couple of bahama
00:08:52mamas
00:08:54maybe it'll be your thing i might just take you up on that
00:09:01i'll see ya
00:09:09hey hank you still haven't got my latest check from when i produced back to the future and i was
00:09:14wondering you did not produce that movie yes i did no you didn't i looked it up yes i did
00:09:20i'm the one
00:09:21who told bob to use a delorean do you know what the time machine was before that a refrigerator
00:09:27how bad would that movie have sucked if they used a refrigerator then how come you're not an imdb
00:09:32because i'm the uncredited guy behind the scene my ass you're a very kind young man
00:09:48and can i please bum off piss off here virgil someone left this here
00:09:54thanks buddy one of these days no worries all right another rusty dale make it a double
00:10:08bro this is pathetic we need to do a ladies night or something we've had three i've been wanting
00:10:15to do karaoke night though that could be cool yeah that could be cool but we need something something
00:10:20big something different some way to get people in here hey real people ah we gotta think outside the box
00:10:32let's uh let's go work on your bullseyes and we'll try to come up an idea
00:11:14see i can hit the 20s through 15s all day when it comes to the bullseye
00:11:18some kind of mental block rusty nail one minute don't think about it just try throwing the dart
00:11:23as fast as you can without thinking crap still waiting on that drink hank yeah ian one second
00:11:33that's that was better look at number i don't know move move your stance a little bit okay try
00:11:40throwing from a different angle switch things up but don't think about it jesus christ give me those
00:11:44things would you before you hurt yourself wait back you need some room rusty nail now
00:12:12what was it two couples or one
00:12:17that was amazing here yeah how'd you do that here on the house how'd i do that i imagine the
00:12:30bullseye was your face okay you want to throw a game with us no why not because you're idiots
00:12:36whoa who do you call an idiot i've sat here and watched you guys throw hundreds of games and you
00:12:41suck ass i'd rather throw darts in my own nuts we're not idiots are we no he's an asshole hey
00:12:49turn this
00:12:50up would you oh what oh hank with sugar and cinnamon and whatever the hell else you like would you
00:12:59please turn this up you could write a children's book hi i'm dirk mcintyre and i'm standing outside
00:13:07uptown social with nikki and lance gallium the brother duo from manchester england who some
00:13:11believe are the greatest to ever play the game darts they're here in chicago to play for their
00:13:1510th world darts championship first time it's ever been held in our country welcome to america
00:13:19gentlemen yeah we're here to play some team from some place for the world championship who gives a
00:13:26cock gentlemen i need to remind you that we are on national television oh so sorry in that case
00:13:37so you're playing the american champs jules the dusk dragon van dongan and chuck pipes pulio
00:13:42for your 10th world title yeah yeah yeah just jumping in the pips we played them 100 times
00:13:47in every different format and we're in 100 now it's embarrassing honestly we're embarrassed for
00:13:53the entire nation but it would tie you with the legendary alistair whitman him again national
00:14:00television and he is considered to be the greatest art player that's ever lived in fact didn't he come
00:14:06out of retirement to beat you two for the manchester cup would you bring that up for he couldn't carry
00:14:10me sack him we're the best that's ever been and that's a fat so you've been in town for a
00:14:15while and
00:14:16the rumor is that it's not just to tune up for the big match we're there to record our first
00:14:21album
00:14:22so the rumor's confirmed is there anything you can tell us about the record
00:14:26all you need to know friend is it's going to be the best thing you've ever heard in your
00:14:32own miserable goddamn life gotcha do you have a name for this upcoming record no we don't have a
00:14:38title yet it doesn't matter does it it's going to be the biggest thing ever i'm sure it will be
00:14:45is there anything you want to say to jules and chuck before the match yeah yeah you you tosses all
00:14:50right you you brains so understood and fellas before you go i gotta ask it's nighttime why are you two
00:15:03wearing sunglasses i'm about to punch you in the face right now we have daytime sunnies nighttime sunnies
00:15:09rock and roll sunnies and dart throwing sunnies and we never ever take off our sunnies
00:15:15do you even have sleeping sunglasses
00:15:19what a great couple of guys well the best two out of three world darts championship match will be
00:15:30broadcast here from uptown social live tomorrow night in chicago you won't want to miss it what's
00:15:35his problem who gives a shit dude we should go in the city and watch this match tomorrow night
00:15:39hell yeah i'm down all right oh who's gonna watch the bar uh diddle for the middle
00:16:12hey you made it i couldn't go another day without trying a bahama mama
00:16:17coming right up i'm gonna take a beer and a whiskey
00:16:26hey buddy where's hank how about later we'll play for tonight's bartab too
00:16:34showtime baby it's showtime don't you two have to get tired of being me too no
00:16:41there you are cheers cheers
00:16:53that is really good i told you how are those flights treating you they were good um
00:17:00not bahama mama good but they're not bad
00:17:03yeah i i came by last night and you were here only for a second you were throwing and i
00:17:08didn't
00:17:08want to bother no no no you should have said something i was um i was looking forward to seeing
00:17:19you
00:17:21you've always been so nice to me and you're a very kind young man i want to give you something
00:17:27i appreciate it thank you virgin but that's not necessary no no i want to you're very kind
00:17:33and i hope i'm not offending you no no you're not offending me i'm i'm just in the middle of
00:17:37something so great because you're very kind and i want to give you something come here
00:17:43i am here no closer it's a secret
00:17:48closer
00:17:51what i want to give you i'm not offending you am i
00:17:54oh not not with anything you've said good because you're very kind what i want to give you
00:18:00it's about this big and it's real at least it feels real i'm sure i'm not offending you um i
00:18:08don't i don't think so i don't know well a famous actor buddy of mine i met on point break
00:18:15gave this
00:18:16to me back in the 90s i think he paid a fortune for it then and it's real like i
00:18:21said i mean it feels
00:18:23real and it's got real hair on it and everything and i used to use it all the time but
00:18:30i'm getting
00:18:30older and stuff and i can't really get it going anymore so now i want you to have it
00:18:40um no i don't i don't think so do you understand what i'm trying to give you a hand yeah
00:18:45i i i think
00:18:46i do but i'm not you're making a big mistake this once belonged jesus christ virgil no one wants your
00:18:51old used deathtrap of a pocket okay thank you ian i'm sure you don't want it
00:18:58make some noise come on representing the united states of america the challengers
00:19:10let's hear it for jules the dutch dragon van doggen and chucky pike paleo
00:19:20jules jules jules jules thank you for these guys come on let's hear it everybody
00:19:27say oh yeah hey thanks for the bar tab they don't make it to a third game
00:19:35and from manchester england ladies and gentlemen the defending nine-time world champions the
00:19:43undisputed masters my friends they're going for the record tonight they're going for number 10.
00:19:48you think they can do it well ladies and gentlemen let's hear it for nicky the manchester
00:19:53mauler galleon and lance prettybar galleon the galleon brothers let's hear it
00:20:09hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to tonight's world darts championship match
00:20:14i'm joined in the booth by the one and only former national champion himself sean grafton
00:20:18welcome aboard sean thanks a lot for having me dirk glad to be here absolutely so do you have
00:20:23any uh thoughts on tonight's match the americans are gonna have a tough road ahead of them the
00:20:27galleon brothers are the best team in the world and have never lost a single game to jules and chuck
00:20:30they have a tough road indeed do you have any advice for them i would tell the americans since
00:20:34there's a lot of bad blood between the two teams just to relax don't let the galleon brothers get
00:20:38under their skin sounds like good advice well let's go down to the aki as the match is about to
00:20:42begin
00:20:44hey do we get free drinks in the booth or uh do i have to bring my own hello gentlemen
00:20:49shake hands
00:20:51and shoot well uh-huh for fuck's sake you two mugs again america is fucking huge there's got to be
00:20:58somebody better than you two from sea to shining sea you want to beat your assholes and he'll decide
00:21:02if you didn't cheat who the needs to cheat to beat you two tosses what do you call messing around
00:21:06every time we're with the boy okay okay fellas go back to your tables and let's play some darts
00:21:14you know i haven't thrown darts in about a month
00:21:20this one's for your mums and this one he just hit a triple 20 without even looking at the board
00:21:26then a treble 19. last one can't possibly hit all that too can he oh my god he did it
00:21:33he threw a white
00:21:34horse without looking that's even more amazing than jordan's no look free throws it's unbelievable
00:21:40where's my drink that was amazing i'm telling you they're the best ever
00:21:49it's gonna be impossible to overcome that amazing turn at the aki
00:21:54let's go we're gonna be releasing our greatest dits album before you throw a dart
00:21:58why don't you show some sportmanship and let me take my turn hey pull that
00:22:02shit again like you didn't jeremy i'm gonna kick your ass
00:22:10the galleons have completely taken the wind out of their sails
00:22:16a single 17.
00:22:22is this some kind of a joke this is the best your country is to offer
00:22:27the bad blood continues
00:22:31just threw a punch at lance oh it looks like he may have hit jewels
00:22:34broke my nose what the hell just happened your nose i broke my downhand
00:22:42drinks the match has been cancelled the match has been cancelled this is the first world darts
00:22:47championship that's going to be a no decision it's unbelievable i've never seen anything like it
00:22:51because there's still time to get my drink and uh do we start to pay
00:23:07what in fuck is wrong with you can't you see we're creating we have a problem you're about to have
00:23:14a
00:23:14bigger one when i shove this base up your ass
00:23:18why don't we get wilkins and williams
00:23:23uh there's hoover and michaels no piss up
00:23:27why do we have to play any of these twatwafels anyway because we are trying to bring this sport
00:23:33to america and if you want to be global stars sell out your music tour here and get minted then
00:23:39we
00:23:39need a championship match where you don't start a fight and insult the entire nation
00:23:45well i'll feel sorry for them if that's the best day out because those two are a couple of muggy
00:23:50bitches see that's exactly what i'm talking about and by the way we're sick of playing fork in cricket
00:23:57you threw exactly three dots at cricket what are you talking about this was just delivered
00:24:04for the gallium brothers and the man said it was urgent it's probably another love letter from emma
00:24:11watson boy is he still here no he left immediately what does it say i have something you want you
00:24:22have
00:24:22something i want if you want a chance to win back the only trophy you ever lost then
00:24:29we found our team dark side of the moon
00:24:35they're a level c pub team you'll destroy them i know it's bloody perfect
00:24:54hey how much uh how much dough you got in the bank not a lot why
00:25:02is everything okay yeah oh yeah yeah i was just just curious it's it's all
00:25:11hey come on in it's ladies day first drinks on the house
00:25:17yeah come sit down i'll tell you about the time i had dinner with the president of botswana
00:25:23i think we're in the wrong spot no no no no no this is the right spot we can throw
00:25:29in a second round too
00:25:33oh you know they just texted they're at the ritz oh great let's go
00:25:38whoa wait come back we can do a third round
00:25:42the hell virgil what'd i do
00:25:48i thought that third realm hi i'm looking for hank fuller and austin turner uh i'm hank and
00:25:57this is austin who are you some sort of bill collector no i'm lester harrison chairman of the
00:26:05championship darts corporation oh crap i think i forgot to send in our dues this isn't about that
00:26:11this is something much different i'm here to offer you boys the opportunity of a lifetime
00:26:17how would you like to play the galleon brothers for the darts championship of the world
00:26:24what this is a kind of joke no this is completely on the level after the no decision last night
00:26:30we've
00:26:30decided to give an unknown team a shot at the title and we've chosen you why picture this an unknown
00:26:42team comes from nowhere with a shot at the greatest title in the world of darts think of what it'll
00:26:51do
00:26:51for the sport for every little kid who ever picks up a dart and dreams that maybe one day they
00:26:57too can
00:26:58be a world champion we could pay anything to play no but one hundred thousand dollars goes to the winner
00:27:09we'll do it wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute we're not going to win a hundred thousand
00:27:13dollars we can't even beat mitch and dana these guys are going to destroy us yeah of course they are
00:27:18so it's going to be a massacre who cares this is what we've been looking for hank the promo for
00:27:25the
00:27:25bar it's gonna be on tv right see this is amazing we can wear our pub t-shirts the whole
00:27:32country to see
00:27:33talk to the beach here see they'll do an article on us i don't know get on get on the
00:27:36radio talk about
00:27:37the match promote the bar it's amazing bro austin i'm hank hank your mate is making a lot of sense
00:27:46what do you say gentlemen hell yeah we're in awesome all right let's get started
00:28:05a decade later i can't say
00:28:12finally broke the scale
00:28:17to every rule i can stick away
00:28:23remind me
00:28:24remind me where i've been
00:28:27oh
00:28:32don't stay
00:28:37i would be better to wake up
00:28:44don't stay
00:28:56all right guys guys it's coming on
00:29:05it looks like there's been a shake-up in the world of darts in an unprecedented move the championship
00:29:10darts corporation has chosen dart side of the moon an unknown michigan city team to play for the world
00:29:17darts championship do we know what city in michigan we're from
00:29:24anyways the match will take place this saturday at 8 p.m here at uptown social you can catch it
00:29:28here live but if you'd like to go down and share on the underdogs in person you might want to
00:29:32get
00:29:33there early because this one probably won't last long good luck fellas that sucked
00:29:41well i should get back to the shop but i thought it was great
00:29:48hey jackie um do you want to come to the match on saturday they're going to destroy us and it's
00:29:55going
00:29:56to be really embarrassing but it would be cool to have you there
00:30:00um i bought a ticket the moment you told me about it
00:30:13are we going to make complete fools of ourselves on national tv
00:30:17yeah you will unless you do exactly what i say what happened to you
00:30:23you want a chance to win win what the world dart championship hank
00:30:28we're not trying to win they're the best ever don't be ridiculous they are not the best ever
00:30:33but with that attitude you will make asses of yourself do you think we actually have a chance
00:30:37to beat them i know this if i teach you and coach you you will not go on national television
00:30:43and look
00:30:43like complete morons i don't know what we're gonna do in a few days we're certainly not going to get
00:30:51any
00:30:51worse you besides we should try to be our best right we're going to be shooting on national tv
00:30:56playing with shirts with michigan city and the pub on them we can't show up like we don't give a
00:31:01shit right all right all right let's get to work we got a lot to do now now can we
00:31:13get some more
00:31:13drinks here yeah sure hey what are you doing i'm gonna go get some drinks no no no no we're
00:31:18training
00:31:19what about our customers it's not my problem find a solution now
00:31:26well i guess we don't need any drinks hold on i think of an idea what about you think he's
00:31:37always
00:31:37here anyway yeah sure why not hey virgil you want a job doing what attendant bar we can't pay much
00:31:49and
00:31:49you're gonna make crappy tips but okay have you ever attended bar before i mean i used to own the
00:31:54most
00:31:55popular bistro in paris we had all right all right let me show you a few things no that's okay
00:31:59i got it
00:32:09i didn't know you had a neighbor hey povo monsieur oh vodka martini extra dirty and a zorn after two
00:32:44i did not see that coming
00:32:47it's like watching a horse riding bike
00:33:05the five things it takes to be a great dart player number one how to stand at the hockey hockey
00:33:12is the
00:33:12line you throw the darts from why don't you say the line because it's called an hockey your feet
00:33:18should be a foot to a foot and a half apart your weight balanced upon your front leg with a
00:33:24line
00:33:25from the 20 through the bullseye to the middle of your foot
00:33:32yep your back leg behaves as a kickstand you should be comfortable and relaxed
00:33:40comfortable are we relaxed gentlemen i can't tell you how concerned i am as to whether you're
00:33:46comfortable and relaxed or not number two how to throw away dart i know how to shut up arm raised
00:33:53at a 90
00:33:54degree angle your forearm completely straight aim draw back fire and follow through
00:34:02ideally there should be as little movement as possible
00:34:08good do that a couple thousand times a thousand a couple thousand while i watch
00:34:15fellas i'm going to teach you as my father taught me
00:34:18with hard work respect and dedication for the game when i am done with you you will know darts
00:34:25better yet you will know yourselves
00:34:29i will make you dart-throwing machines i will also make you gentlemen of the sport
00:34:46people are laughing at us yeah they are you look ridiculous get used to it
00:34:54you can't hit bullseyes when you're all alone at home what do you think is going to happen when
00:34:58you're at the world dart championship there's a huge crowd of people there and tv cameras pointed
00:35:02directly at me holy shit holy shit is right which is why i want you guys to do two things
00:35:08for me
00:35:09number one no drinking before the match whoa whoa whoa no drinking correct you mean while we're throwing
00:35:14no i mean no drinking but what about when practice is over and i said no drinking
00:35:19period hold on but i like to wind down after long then get harvey wallbanger to coach you
00:35:28at number two i got a task on this piece of paper that i want you to complete before the
00:35:33match
00:35:35whoa whoa i didn't say stop throwing get back to the hockey
00:35:40as little movement as possible right a little movement is possible towel off too you both look
00:35:45like pigs
00:35:51you sure this is what he meant what is said on a piece of paper it's crazy it's a practice
00:35:56sport
00:35:56it's gonna take us forever to finish the game i know but we said we'd do it so let's do
00:36:01it
00:36:02do we have to do it like this
00:36:05i don't know but we're here so broke what happened you bozos lose a bet
00:36:14yeah fuck this i'm out of here yep thank god awesome what austin
00:36:25oh
00:36:32number three strategy we must always stay one step ahead of our opponents they close one number we
00:36:41close the next they go for points we go for more we never play their game fellas and we wait
00:36:48for
00:36:49them to make the one little mistake that allows us to bounce and defeat them
00:36:59hank the hammer number four you gotta have a cool nickname it is pretty cool yeah because you're not
00:37:36being called a tosser
00:37:3717th triple 13th on it okay lower
00:37:47nope nope i'm leaving austin nope
00:37:52austin
00:37:58i don't know what to do i tried everything hey what's your favorite number to throw at
00:38:04anything besides the bowls no i mean what's your favorite number every dart player has a favorite
00:38:08number i like 18s okay do you think you can hit 18 in that circle i think so yeah all
00:38:18right let me see
00:38:21good now the next time you throw aim at that dart just use it as a marker
00:38:30okay yeah i see that but the 18s are easy it's the bullseye can't hit
00:38:34yes you can the bullseye is a circle one and a half inches in diameter it's actually one of the
00:38:41larger
00:38:41landing areas on the board it's just an optical illusion you know that space you just hit all those
00:38:4818s is the same size as the bullseye if you can hit those 18s you can hit the bulls that's
00:38:55all there
00:38:56is to it now throw at the bulls but in your mind just imagine that big open space where you
00:39:01hit all
00:39:02those 18s
00:39:11what's that right it's just an 18 right breathe picture the 18 and throw
00:39:31awesome did you see that way to go man that's how you do it one on a three is not
00:39:37going to cut it
00:39:38so let's get back to work i can tell you this the gallium brothers are taking this more seriously than
00:39:43you guys are
00:39:53so then i thought is it a gift from adam to know that we're going to die
00:39:59yeah right yeah well you should probably just see what is that an umbop tattoo on your wrist
00:40:07yeah but it's pronounced student ball love yeah i'm pretty sure it's mbop no it's umbop
00:40:14anyway why do you have a tattoo of a terrible song in your arm a terrible song are you kidding
00:40:20me have you ever listened to the lyrics yeah don't they just say mbop over and over again no love
00:40:26it's a song about relationships and getting older losing your hair and flowers it's like the beatles
00:40:36when i'm 64 or shakespeare or yates it's fucking poetry going here listen to this can you tell me
00:40:49oh no you can't because you don't know can you tell me you say you can but you don't know
00:41:01can you tell me whether it'll be a daisy or a rose you say you can but you don't know
00:41:23yeah
00:41:24umbop is still a terrible song it's umbop
00:41:29i didn't finish telling you the lyrics lastly and most important number five
00:41:37release the pressure at all times we want to be calm relaxed and in focus
00:41:47my father would say that when he was in the zone everything else in the world would go away
00:41:51it was just him his darts and the dartboard don't let anything rattle you we respond we do not react
00:42:02and remember breathe
00:42:07real hard there we go
00:42:21what do you want what do you want bullseyes it's time for bullseyes easy
00:42:27i mean hard
00:42:32closer closer don't leave me hanging
00:42:33i won't leave you there it is bullseyes
00:42:58hey
00:43:03how's it going i'm on my way to training i just wanted to come by and see you real quick
00:43:09great how are you holding up big matches tomorrow yeah it's crazy right
00:43:16you're still coming aren't you of course i'm so excited and just think pretty soon you're going
00:43:22to be world champs i don't know about that hey good luck tomorrow we're all watching and rooting for
00:43:30you thanks man see well what i was gonna say is i don't know if we'll win but if we
00:43:38can at least
00:43:38make it go to three games that would be amazing no you're gonna win and when you do you better
00:43:44not
00:43:45forget about us impossible you guys have worked hard come a long way now there's just one thing left
00:43:54what's that play me in a game of darts
00:44:01shoot well gentlemen
00:44:02what's that play me in a game of darts and i'll show you one better
00:44:18show me your red is frozen i'll show you one redder
00:44:25so
00:44:26tell me a dirty joke and i'll laugh it off lightly
00:44:33if i tell you a dirty joke you might not like me
00:44:42everyone gets to make one big mistake
00:44:50and if you wait you know me well i guess you're gonna have to wait
00:44:57because i'm saving mine up for a merry merry special day
00:45:06when i can
00:45:07in the most spectacular way
00:45:15everyone gets to make one big mistake
00:45:22And if you're waiting on me, well, I guess you're gonna have to wait
00:45:29And wait, and wait, and wait, and wait for the next to me
00:45:33I'm sorry about that.
00:45:35Oh, I swear I freeze quick.
00:45:37And if you're waiting on me, well, I guess you're gonna have to wait
00:45:44And you're gonna have to wait
00:45:47And I'm saving my money for a very, very special day
00:45:52Nothing's better if it's only a matter of time
00:45:56And all of you in the most spectacular way
00:46:03Show me the best that you've got
00:46:06And I'll show you what's better
00:46:08All right, uh, tomorrow I'll pick you guys up before the match
00:46:13We'll go over everything, make sure you're in the right frame of mind
00:46:20Oh, and, uh, I don't think I'm proud of you guys or anything
00:46:31Can you believe we just beat me in?
00:46:33Bro, we might have a chance at winning tomorrow
00:46:35Yeah
00:46:38Excuse me?
00:46:40Hey
00:46:41Sorry to interrupt
00:46:42Can I talk to you for a minute?
00:46:44Yeah, sure, yeah
00:46:45No, it's a good time
00:46:54Hey, Virgil
00:46:55Can you, uh, do me a favor?
00:46:58So I got you something for the match tomorrow
00:47:01You did?
00:47:02Yeah, it's not much
00:47:03And you don't have to use them if you don't want to
00:47:05But I just thought
00:47:10Turn it around
00:47:13This is great
00:47:14Uh, I'm definitely gonna wear this tomorrow
00:47:18Thank you
00:47:19And one for Austin
00:47:27He's gonna hate it
00:47:29It's great
00:47:31And I didn't know if Ian had a nickname, so
00:47:37Yeah, that's
00:47:40That's him
00:47:41That'll do it
00:47:43Thank you
00:47:43Of course
00:47:48So, uh, where'd the name Good News come from?
00:47:51My grandparents were collectors
00:47:54They used to take me on these long drives
00:47:56Where we'd go to these little shops
00:47:58And they'd find these great pieces
00:48:01My grandmother used to find a piece she loved
00:48:03And say, well, here's some good news
00:48:06I always got it kicked out of that
00:48:08That's cute
00:48:10So what about you, Hank?
00:48:11Was it always your dream to own a bar
00:48:13And play the World Darts Championship?
00:48:17No
00:48:17No, not even close
00:48:19Um
00:48:21The bar's been in the family forever
00:48:23But it sat empty for years
00:48:24And then after Mom died
00:48:26And me and Austin moved back
00:48:28We were like, hey, let's get the old pub up and running again, so
00:48:32So you and Austin?
00:48:34The half-brothers
00:48:35Different dads
00:48:36Huh
00:48:37I didn't know that
00:48:40Hey
00:48:41Ooh
00:48:42Do you have a few minutes?
00:48:44Sure, what's up?
00:48:45I want to show you something real quick
00:48:47Here, come on
00:48:48Everywhere I go
00:48:51All of the signs point to you
00:48:55Like something divine
00:48:57And I hope this is forever
00:48:59There ain't no way
00:49:01Who is that?
00:49:03That is Jay
00:49:05He's great, right?
00:49:06Amazing
00:49:08How did I not know about this?
00:49:10It doesn't publicize it
00:49:12It just does these little impromptu shows
00:49:14And if you're in the know
00:49:15You're getting a little alert
00:49:17When what's happening
00:49:19It's pretty cool, right?
00:49:21Very cool
00:49:22Can I be in the know?
00:49:25I think we could work something out
00:49:27What life was like before you
00:49:32Everyone knows that I've been falling apart
00:49:37So then, what is your dream, right?
00:49:44What?
00:49:45You can tell me
00:49:46It can't be that bad
00:49:49I've always wanted to do that
00:49:53Sing?
00:49:57Sing something for me
00:49:58No
00:49:59Why not?
00:50:01It makes me nervous
00:50:04Why?
00:50:05I don't know
00:50:06It's just
00:50:06You're up there all alone
00:50:08And people are staring at you
00:50:09It's just
00:50:11Well, you gotta try
00:50:13Close your eyes
00:50:15Picture everybody in their underwear
00:50:16Have a Bahama Mama
00:50:18Or two
00:50:19You'll be great
00:50:23You're gonna sing for me one day, Hank Fuller
00:50:26Hmm
00:50:28After all this training we've been doing with Ian
00:50:31I've been thinking about giving it a shot
00:50:34I'm gonna hold you to it
00:50:35Baby, I believe in destiny
00:50:39It's meant to be
00:50:43Everywhere I go
00:50:47All of the signs come to you
00:50:51Like something to find out
00:50:52Thank you for taking me
00:50:53I...
00:50:54Oh, your voice was so good
00:50:56Of course
00:50:57I'm glad it came up, you know
00:50:59And I'm in the know now, right?
00:51:01Officially, yeah
00:51:02Okay, hold it to it
00:51:03Hey
00:51:04Do you want to come up for a glass of wine?
00:51:06I don't have the stuff to make at Bahama Mama, but
00:51:10Sounds good
00:51:12Cool
00:51:24Is Austin here?
00:51:26Austin?
00:51:28He's probably sold the bar
00:51:32Great place
00:51:33Did you design it yourself?
00:51:35Thank you
00:51:36Yeah, pretty much
00:51:37Um
00:51:40TV and dark wood are Austin's
00:51:45Can I use your bathroom?
00:51:47Yeah
00:51:47Yeah
00:51:48Let me show you where that is
00:51:51Here you go
00:51:57Did you see me?
00:51:58No, I think so
00:51:59Okay
00:52:00Look, what do we do?
00:52:01Should we stay?
00:52:02We should go
00:52:02Oh my god
00:52:04Okay, I'm so sorry
00:52:06Let's just head out
00:52:07Pretend like this never happened
00:52:11Egg?
00:52:13Yeah?
00:52:14Is that...
00:52:15Is that you?
00:52:17Yeah?
00:52:19Okay
00:52:20Uh
00:52:21I'll be out in just a minute
00:52:25I'll see you at the match tomorrow
00:52:28You're gonna be great
00:52:31Yeah
00:52:42Whoa
00:52:43Dude, are you okay?
00:52:46Sorry about that
00:52:47Um
00:52:48Just been a little bit stressed
00:52:50And
00:52:51Just trying to blow off some steam
00:52:53By getting herpes?
00:52:55Dude
00:52:56Virgil has been using that thing since the 90s
00:52:58I know
00:53:00I've hit an all-time low
00:53:02What are you stressed about?
00:53:04Dude, we're gonna be great tomorrow
00:53:05It's not about the match
00:53:07It's
00:53:07What?
00:53:08I could help
00:53:09What is it?
00:53:09No
00:53:09No, no, no
00:53:10I got it
00:53:11I got it
00:53:13I tell you
00:53:13I sure could use a drink right about now
00:53:15Ian said we have to do exactly as he says
00:53:17If you drink
00:53:18He's not gonna know
00:53:20Yeah
00:53:21But I will
00:53:25Look, I
00:53:27I gotta
00:53:28I gotta throw this thing away
00:53:30Carrying around a bag
00:53:31Full of shame
00:53:34Go for a little walk
00:53:35And collect my thoughts
00:53:37We can talk about this when I get back
00:53:40Cool?
00:53:42Cool
00:53:43Sure
00:53:44Yeah, but
00:53:45Austin, seriously, man
00:53:47Don't go out drinking
00:53:49We have a chance tomorrow
00:53:50You saw what happened tonight
00:53:51We beat Ian
00:53:52He let us win
00:53:57God damn it
00:53:58It's not what I, um
00:54:02I'm sorry
00:54:03I'm gonna
00:54:04I'm gonna get rid of this
00:54:05And
00:54:06I'll just be right back
00:54:14How, how, oh
00:54:18How much
00:54:36I don't know
00:54:36It's not맛
00:54:39do you want a walking partner excuse me do you want a walking partner
00:54:45just you're there and i'm here and it's that weird sort of awkward thing and i just figured well
00:54:49that's silly you know we may as well walk together yeah sure where are you headed do you know where
00:54:55holloway drive is uh you sure you're in the right neighborhood i have no idea i just moved here and
00:55:02i was meeting some co-workers and i can't find the street and i keep texting them but
00:55:08nothing and i'm so lost yeah i've never heard of it you tried googling it yeah i did but nothing
00:55:16came up i just drove down here i figured this is where all the cool spots in town seem to
00:55:20be
00:55:21they are but uh i don't know i grew up here i've never heard of that before um
00:55:28sorry i i i wish i could help you out just ah it's fine i'll just see them on monday
00:55:35and figure
00:55:35something out
00:55:38i could i could walk you back to your car if you'd like that'd be nice thanks
00:55:47it's in the back what the heck is that it's it's nothing uh that was nothing that was um
00:55:56that was my little brother so i was just throwing away for him so and uh now it's gone
00:56:02you're acting really strange was that a uh no that was that was nothing that was definitely
00:56:08nothing it's gone so um so uh how long you lived here about a week wow you are new i
00:56:23am
00:56:24where'd you move from santa claus santa claus okay now you're just you're now you're just messing with
00:56:31me honestly it's a small town oh no i know all about santa claus indiana i just never met anybody
00:56:39from there it's where i am really yeah holy shit you have no idea how excited this makes me why
00:56:45is
00:56:46that i don't know i've always just had a thing for those little indiana towns with weird funky names
00:56:52you know like mudsop hey that's a good one um carefree indiana toad hop hardscrabble bee hunter
00:57:04god damn you're good at this um okay now if you want to get a little spicy there's the famous
00:57:09french
00:57:10nick indiana keeping on the spicy theme there is booty booty yeah you know it's spelled like buddha you
00:57:18i don't know how the rest of the world would pronounce it but this being indiana nice that's
00:57:23hilarious um okay now are my personal favorites floyd's knob
00:57:31pocket poonani
00:57:32pocket what no that was that was my little brother i swear
00:57:38i hope for your sake it was because that did not look good
00:57:41no i'm honest
00:57:44well this is me oh it's been nice yeah do you want to get a drink
00:57:52a drink uh yeah
00:58:00are you nervous never me thank you
00:58:06ah thank you very much looks great
00:58:12yeah
00:58:18it's weird
00:58:20what is
00:58:20well i've i've been in this place a bunch of times and it's always packed
00:58:26makes you feel like everybody knows something you don't
00:58:30maybe it's just one of those kind of nights
00:58:33what kind of that
00:58:34the unexpected can happen
00:58:40can i ask you a serious question now
00:58:43sure
00:58:45you sure
00:58:45yeah
00:58:46okay
00:58:48have you ever noticed how much the statue of liberty looks like Elvis
00:58:52what
00:58:53no
00:58:54it doesn't
00:58:55oh you don't believe me
00:58:56no it doesn't
00:58:57okay
00:59:00let's take a look at this please
00:59:05that's insane
00:59:07that's crazy
00:59:08right
00:59:09how come more people aren't talking about this
00:59:11i don't know
00:59:13you know what
00:59:13i think it
00:59:15that's up to us now
00:59:16to start getting the word out about it
00:59:22so what do you do
00:59:24i own a bar
00:59:25i own a bar with my my little brother hank
00:59:28oh the one with the uh
00:59:32jeez yes
00:59:33yeah yeah that's the one
00:59:37you're not gonna believe this
00:59:42he and i
00:59:42are playing for the world darts championship
00:59:45tomorrow in Chicago
00:59:48you're right
00:59:48i don't believe you
00:59:49there is
00:59:50no such thing as the world darts championship
00:59:52what
00:59:52yes there is
00:59:53it's a real thing
00:59:54and we're playing in it tomorrow
00:59:57it's gonna be on tv and everything
00:59:58seriously
00:59:59yeah
01:00:01wow
01:00:03it's nuts
01:00:03i mean that's amazing
01:00:05you must be pretty good
01:00:10yeah
01:00:13well let's drink to that then
01:00:16cheers
01:00:25come on man
01:00:26it's your phone
01:00:32i screwed up
01:00:34i told him you let us win the match yesterday
01:00:38i'm sorry
01:00:40i've just been
01:00:41so stressed out lately
01:00:45the bar's in terrible shape
01:00:47we're barely hanging on
01:00:49this apartment
01:00:50i mean everything
01:00:51it's all tied together
01:00:53to lose it all
01:00:55i've been so stressed out lately
01:00:57i even used virgil's fake hoo-ha
01:00:59i know
01:01:00i know
01:01:01it's disgusting
01:01:04hank he doesn't
01:01:05he doesn't know about any of this
01:01:07well he knows about the hoo-ha
01:01:10that was embarrassing
01:01:13he doesn't know about the rest
01:01:14you know
01:01:16they've just come so far
01:01:19let's go find him
01:01:20okay
01:01:23that's okay come on
01:01:30just the guy i wanted to see
01:01:32why have you seen hank
01:01:34no
01:01:34i finally got my check
01:01:36you gotta be shitting me
01:01:38i told you
01:01:39if it weren't for me
01:01:40it would have been a damn refrigerator
01:01:42well then
01:01:43virgil i guess you deserve that money
01:01:46hey do me a favor
01:01:47if you see hank
01:01:47have him get in touch with me immediately
01:01:49please
01:01:49sure thing
01:01:50everything okay
01:01:51i don't know man
01:01:52we're about to find out
01:02:01hey
01:02:01here for some last minute supplies
01:02:03no
01:02:04i uh
01:02:07uh
01:02:08where is he
01:02:09i was hoping you might know
01:02:13you know
01:02:14he really
01:02:17well
01:02:18you're the first place to look
01:02:25i don't mean to put this on you
01:02:30but i don't know what i would do
01:02:34if you was to leave me the truth
01:02:38is i can't live without you
01:02:42i don't know where i would go
01:02:47i don't know but all i know
01:02:51is i just would not be myself
01:02:56i don't need nobody else but you
01:03:00i don't mean to put this on you
01:03:04but i don't know what i would do
01:03:08if you was to leave me the truth
01:03:13is i can't live without without you
01:03:17i want you all to myself
01:03:21cause i don't need nobody else
01:03:25we have a love that is true
01:03:29cause i can't live without without you
01:03:36why'd you leave
01:03:41i'm not kidding
01:03:44these guys are the best in the world and i can't even hit a bullseye when i'm at home by
01:03:47myself
01:03:50i started to believe we could win too
01:03:56you can't hit a bullseye
01:03:58is that a joke
01:04:02what do you mean
01:04:04you hit one every moment of every day with me
01:04:07you've never not hit a bullseye as far as i can tell hank
01:04:12you're just
01:04:13a bullseye kind of guy
01:04:19look how far you've come
01:04:23there's a champion inside you
01:04:26that's what i see
01:04:29now go show the world what the hank fuller that i know can do
01:04:38thanks
01:04:39no don't like me
01:04:40when you win you owe me a song
01:04:48i'll see you at the match
01:04:50wouldn't miss it for the world
01:04:59i mean if he doesn't get here soon
01:05:01he'll be here
01:05:07sorry i'm late
01:05:08you're my brother hank
01:05:09you don't apologize to me
01:05:11i'm glad you made it
01:05:12oh by the way
01:05:14i didn't drink last night
01:05:16and i was wrong
01:05:17ian didn't let us win the match
01:05:19right
01:05:21i don't know if you drank last night or not
01:05:23but if you did i'm gonna kick your ass
01:05:25and yeah i didn't let you guys win
01:05:27you guys played great
01:05:29now why don't we show these boys how we do things on this side of the pond
01:05:47ian denom
01:05:47and ian denom
01:06:03ian denom
01:06:19Hold this and stand to the ocular.
01:06:24What's that say?
01:06:26Seven feet, nine and a quarter inches.
01:06:29Now hold that at the bullseye.
01:06:33I'll let that say.
01:06:35Five feet, eight inches.
01:06:36Exactly right.
01:06:37It's the same dartboard you guys have been throwing at the whole time.
01:06:40They don't change any rules for the world championship.
01:06:44Cool?
01:06:45Cool.
01:06:46All right, let's go warm up.
01:06:49Guys, wait a second.
01:06:51What's up?
01:06:52They didn't even bother to change the banner.
01:06:58That's okay.
01:06:59After tonight, they're never going to forget your names.
01:07:17Ladies and gentlemen, let's get started.
01:07:22We're going to introduce our captain.
01:07:26Everybody say, oh, yeah.
01:07:28Oh, yeah.
01:07:30We're presenting, of course, New York, Chester, England,
01:07:33nighttime world champions, the Gallium Brothers.
01:07:37Let's hear it.
01:07:39Thanks a lot.
01:07:40Come on, people.
01:07:41Shop your love.
01:07:53And from Michigan City, Indiana.
01:07:59We got some going.
01:08:01Right here from Michigan City, Indiana, Hank the Hammer.
01:08:06And Tom Austin Turner, baby.
01:08:10Dark side of the moon.
01:08:12I hear you guys say, oh, yeah.
01:08:16We're so proud for you, baby.
01:08:19We're so proud.
01:08:21We're so proud.
01:08:23We're so proud.
01:08:24It's our time.
01:08:30Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
01:08:32and thanks for joining me and my partner in the booth,
01:08:34Sean Grafton, for tonight's World Darts Championship.
01:08:37What are your thoughts, Sean?
01:08:38First off, I just want to apologize for the joke
01:08:41I made last week about, you know,
01:08:43having a drink in the booth.
01:08:44That's just silly dart humor,
01:08:45and I really didn't mean anything by it.
01:08:47Not a problem.
01:08:48I doubt anybody took that seriously.
01:08:50So, thoughts about the match?
01:08:52One word, bloodbath.
01:08:54These guys from a pub league in a little town in Indiana
01:08:56have no chance.
01:08:57Two games to nothing.
01:08:58I doubt they even score a single point against the Giants.
01:09:01Well, there you have it, folks,
01:09:03from the former champ himself.
01:09:05Let's go down to the hockey as the match is about to begin.
01:09:13Hey.
01:09:14My name is Ian.
01:09:15I coached Dart Side of the Moon.
01:09:18Good luck, man.
01:09:19You're going to need it.
01:09:20Do you have our trophy?
01:09:22Man, I think they only give you that if you win.
01:09:24You guys got what I want?
01:09:25What?
01:09:25An apology?
01:09:26What do we owe you a fucking apology for?
01:09:28What you said about my father.
01:09:31Hey, you know what?
01:09:31Never mind.
01:09:32I'll get it out there.
01:09:33Hey.
01:09:34Yeah.
01:09:34Hey.
01:09:35Who's Earl about?
01:09:37My father is Alistair Whitman.
01:09:40And now I wish you guys good luck.
01:09:43Because you're going to need it.
01:09:46Wait a second.
01:09:47Is he really your dad?
01:09:48Stay focused.
01:09:48Finish warming up.
01:09:55Did you hear that?
01:09:57Did I just hear that Alistair Whitman is his father?
01:10:00That's what it sounded like to me.
01:10:02If that's true, does that make any difference in tonight's match?
01:10:05No.
01:10:06They still have zero chance to win.
01:10:10Tonight's game is the best of three match.
01:10:12The first team to win two matches is the champion.
01:10:15Now the standard CDC rules apply, and the Galleon Brothers won first to throw.
01:10:19Are you ready, gentlemen?
01:10:21Then shake hands and shoot well.
01:10:24Shoot well.
01:10:25You two's are punching way above your weight.
01:10:27We've been told to be nice and play a soft little game and make it look good.
01:10:31So play along, or I'll send you both home in a fucking ambulance.
01:10:35And here you go.
01:10:36We want you to be the first to have this.
01:10:38A CD.
01:10:39Great.
01:10:41Hold on.
01:10:41This is our name.
01:10:42And now it will always be remembered as the title of our first album.
01:10:47You're welcome.
01:10:49I don't want that piece of shit record.
01:10:51You know, I might check it out.
01:10:52That'd be cool, right?
01:10:53What?
01:10:54Hey, hey, can I see that thing for a second?
01:10:57Get the fuck out of here.
01:10:58What are you doing?
01:11:00I'm looking for my friend.
01:11:02Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:03They're going to throw your darts for you?
01:11:05Why don't you guys get your heads in the game?
01:11:13Triple 20.
01:11:15Triple 19.
01:11:16Literally, I haven't known for points.
01:11:18Oh, white horse.
01:11:19He threw a white horse.
01:11:23Screw them.
01:11:24You know what to do.
01:11:25They're not taking Darkseid seriously.
01:11:27They just went in.
01:11:28Well, let's see how Darkseid responds.
01:11:34Trouble 17.
01:11:37Trouble 16.
01:11:38Okay.
01:11:39Trouble 15?
01:11:41That's unbelievable.
01:11:42These boys came to play.
01:11:47That guy owns my pussy.
01:11:48And you guys own my pussy.
01:11:57This guy owns my pussy.
01:12:05Hold the blind to that, didn't you?
01:12:16Austin's turn to the hockey must have shaken Nicky up because he only hit two 20s.
01:12:20What the fuck would they say?
01:12:22All right.
01:12:23Here we go.
01:12:24This is our chance.
01:12:25Go for points.
01:12:25Close out 20s, 19s.
01:12:43Hank only manages 34 points.
01:12:46Sorry about that.
01:12:48We're still in.
01:12:54Lance closes the 17s and 16s.
01:13:01Austin closes 20s and 19s.
01:13:03We should have gone for points in the 15s.
01:13:05His coach won't be happy about that.
01:13:08Nicky closes the 15s and lands a bullseye.
01:13:22Hank is only able to get one bullseye.
01:13:24He needed a bunch of them to keep them in this.
01:13:27Well, whatever your name is, you're just little chakery cracks under pressure, aren't you?
01:13:31Get your notebook, laddie.
01:13:33Show you how it's done.
01:13:38Guy and brothers one, dark side of the moon, zero.
01:13:41Just as I predicted, Dirk.
01:13:42Folks, if you have those dinner reservations in 20 minutes, you're not going to miss them.
01:13:48I'm killing this guy, son.
01:13:49I'm sorry.
01:13:50I'm going to tell you something my father told me about darts, but it applies to everything in life.
01:13:55You have to believe right here, right now, that you're as great as any dart team that ever was or
01:14:01ever will be.
01:14:02But you have to believe that.
01:14:05Hank!
01:14:06Hey.
01:14:06Hank.
01:14:07How's the match going?
01:14:08Uh, it's terrible.
01:14:10We lost the first game.
01:14:11I, um, I couldn't concentrate.
01:14:14Well, I think it's because I had to get you these.
01:14:22So you weren't lying.
01:14:26Hey, you made it.
01:14:28You kidding?
01:14:29I had to see this with my own eyes.
01:14:31Mm-hmm.
01:14:32What the hell is this?
01:14:33Let's throw some darts so we can get the hell out of here.
01:14:38I'll see you around, okay?
01:14:41Hey, uh, don't go anywhere.
01:14:43I won't.
01:14:44I promise.
01:14:45You promise?
01:14:46I promise.
01:14:48Oh, you have to promise me something.
01:14:50Anything.
01:14:51When?
01:14:57All right.
01:14:59You heard what the man said.
01:15:01Let's throw some darts.
01:15:03Let's go.
01:15:08This should be the final game of the match.
01:15:10I don't think dartside can keep up with it.
01:15:18Lance is keeping the same strategy.
01:15:20Closing the 20s and 19s.
01:15:22Let's see if Austin can answer like last game.
01:15:32Fuck it.
01:15:35Whoa.
01:15:36Trouble 20.
01:15:38Trouble 19?
01:15:41Trouble 19?
01:15:42I mean, I didn't see that guy.
01:15:43It's like he said, you can't hit the white horse here.
01:15:46But I sure as shit can.
01:15:59Trouble 19?
01:16:01Trouble 16?
01:16:06Trouble 16?
01:16:07Trouble 15?
01:16:08Wow.
01:16:09Wow.
01:16:09The galleons are going to start taking them seriously now.
01:16:15Single bullseye.
01:16:18Double bullseye.
01:16:21And another single bullseye.
01:16:23Yeah, you see, now they're starting to score points.
01:16:26Austin could potentially close the game.
01:16:28He needs to shut down the bullseye first.
01:16:32Single bull.
01:16:36Double bull.
01:16:37He needs to double 16 or 15 for a miracle game.
01:16:42That's a little moon.
01:16:43So it's a perfect game.
01:16:44I cannot believe it.
01:16:45What an amazing display of darts.
01:16:47No one saw this coming, especially me.
01:16:49The galleons brothers won.
01:16:51Dark Side of the Moon won.
01:16:52Ladies and gentlemen, now we have a match.
01:16:55That's right.
01:16:56Cancel those dinner reservations.
01:16:58Showtime!
01:17:07They took off their sunnies.
01:17:08They said they never take off their sunnies.
01:17:10They mean business.
01:17:11Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
01:17:14The final game.
01:17:15This is exciting stuff.
01:17:23Lance Galleon hits three triple 20s.
01:17:25He's closed to 20s and scored 120 points.
01:17:28That was a magnificent start to the game.
01:17:38Trouble 19.
01:17:41Another trouble 19.
01:17:44The way these two are throwing, their coach may really be Alistair Whitman's son.
01:17:50Austin Turner hits seven 19s.
01:17:53Darts out of the moon at 76 points.
01:17:55Great response.
01:17:59Nicky hits the triple 19 and three 18s.
01:18:02As I thought, both teams are now playing a modern strategy.
01:18:10Hank Fuller hits two triple 17s and a triple 20s.
01:18:13Fantastic darts.
01:18:14They've now gone ahead with 127 points.
01:18:19Lance hits the triple 18 and three 17s.
01:18:22They've retaken the lead with 174.
01:18:25What a match.
01:18:27In Freddy Ball.
01:18:29And now they have the lead by one.
01:18:34Nicky finds four 15s, giving them the lead with 189 points.
01:18:43They've again inched ahead with 191 points.
01:18:45This is like two heavyweight boxers giving everything they have in the final round of a title match.
01:18:51An incredible thing to witness.
01:18:52Lance lands a triple 15, then finds two 16s.
01:18:56They're ahead with the 234 points.
01:19:01Austin hits another triple 16 and closes the 15s.
01:19:04As they've regained the lead with 239 points.
01:19:10Blast Tart just misses.
01:19:12Yes, but it landed in the 16, closing out that number.
01:19:15Meaning it all comes down to the bulls.
01:19:17To recap, the Galleon brothers have closed out the 20s through the 15s
01:19:21and they've managed two bullseyes.
01:19:23They also have 234 points.
01:19:25Dartside of the Moon has also closed out the 20s through the 15s.
01:19:28They have no bulls.
01:19:29But they are ahead with 239 points.
01:19:32Dartside of the Moon needs three bulls.
01:19:33The Galleon brothers, too, to win the game and the match.
01:20:02whoops.
01:20:03Hey.
01:20:04Hank, look at me.
01:20:12so sorry i cannot stop thinking about how much a statue of liberty looks like elvis
01:20:20hey there's no pressure man we've already won
01:20:54that does not look good it's not good at all
01:21:03it's virtually impossible the dart is covering almost the entire double bowl
01:21:07which is what he needs to win
01:21:12this shot was only made once and that was by the greatest player to ever throw a dart
01:21:34so
01:21:49turns out of the moon wins
01:21:51dark side of the moon wins they are the new darts champions of the world we actually caught the
01:21:56darts in all my years i've never seen that this may be the greatest day in the history of this
01:22:03beautiful sport we did it bro we did it no she won believable no that shot was unbelievable and we
01:22:11saved the bar wait what are you trying to buy oh dude if we didn't win a thousand dollars we
01:22:19could
01:22:19do it when were you going to tell me what the mother of christ happened i told you they'd never
01:22:27forget your names after tonight is that why you had us play in our underwear so we'd be ready for
01:22:33this
01:22:34no that had nothing to do with anything i just thought that was funny is alistar whitman really your
01:22:39dad or is that some bullshit too hey does it matter
01:22:47hey that was for you weirdo mittens who knew darts could be so exciting surprising right yeah
01:22:53you're gonna have to show me how to play later gentlemen i uh what the do you want i think
01:22:59we know
01:23:00what i want thank you for what for everything i couldn't have done it without you
01:23:11hey i was wondering do you think you and i could sometime would you be interested good lord hey why
01:23:20do you think i have a little dart section in my otherwise beautiful shop yes yes i would love to
01:23:28go out
01:23:45with you
01:23:47huh so you're still saying it was hank's fake vagina
01:23:54oh girl hey i'm i'm gloating here man is this some kind of a joke what you're a queer hey
01:24:00if you
01:24:00got a problem with him then you can hey no it's all good man i got this listen man i
01:24:04just learned
01:24:05yeah yeah yeah whatever look all i wanted to say was i'm a queer too but up until now i
01:24:10was the only
01:24:10one playing championship dots you know what i mean welcome to the game mate your lads played well
01:24:16and we won a fucking rematch
01:24:23i also did not see that coming
01:24:29hey now where you going
01:24:55yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all right let's give it up virgil everybody
01:25:02thank you so much virgil for that wonderful rendition of darling mickey yeah prince was a good
01:25:09friend of mine the original title of that yes he was yes he was thank you virgil another round for
01:25:15virgil
01:25:24um
01:25:27never did this before but uh it was the first time for everything right so
01:25:32whoo
01:25:34whoo
01:25:36there goes nothing
01:25:51i was a losing his lost cars you were misled by what you saw but there we were tempted by
01:26:02a half
01:26:03and a half-empty blender
01:26:06so we tried to get you the sun came up told me that you only hung around to see if
01:26:12we could make
01:26:14it a night to remember
01:26:20you said watch me now boy i'm gonna make it rain
01:26:24i said baby do you really want to go there
01:26:27i said baby do you really want to go there you said watch me now boy i'm gonna go and
01:26:30stay
01:26:31if you watch me if i really want to go there you waited in your running car
01:26:38so patiently
01:26:39so patiently outside the bar
01:27:08i said baby do you really want to go there
01:27:13if you ask me if i really want to go there
01:27:48you said watch me now boy
01:27:50I'm gonna make it rain. I said, baby, do you really wanna go there? You said, watch it now, boy,
01:27:57I'm gonna go insane. If you ask me if I really wanna go there, you said, watch me now, boy,
01:28:04I'm gonna make it rain.
01:28:06I said, baby, do you really wanna go there? You said, watch it now, boy, I'm gonna go insane. If
01:28:14you ask me if I really wanna go there, you said, watch me now, boy, I'm gonna make it rain.
01:28:20I said, baby, do you really wanna go there? You said, watch it now, boy, I'm gonna go insane. If
01:28:28you ask me if I really wanna go there, if you ask me if I really wanna go there, if
01:28:35you ask me if I really wanna go there.
01:28:51I said, baby, do you wanna go there, if you ask me if I really wanna go there, if I
01:28:57really wanna go there.
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