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00:00:26Jesus, Mom, can you at least warn me when you're gonna do that?
00:00:30Please?
00:00:31Oh, please. Don't be such a child. Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:45See? The all-powerful magic heirloom. Still safe and sound.
00:00:50No, you should be more careful.
00:00:51The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:56Yeah.
00:00:57And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:10Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:12The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:16Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know. Sorry.
00:01:23You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona, and you can't reach your full potential until you marry
00:01:31and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:38Mom, no, please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please...
00:01:49Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:51I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:53Remember?
00:01:57Oh.
00:02:01Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:02:03This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:09For two more nights.
00:02:11Fuck my responsibility.
00:02:14I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:29That would be $25.
00:02:32I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:36Right.
00:02:37It's on the house.
00:02:57There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I mean, Vegas, like I said, it would be old, man.
00:03:09Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:13Remember your mission.
00:03:15Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her, and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:03:20debts.
00:03:21You mean your debts.
00:03:22Quiet.
00:03:23It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:26You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:29Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl, like I told you, I am going to sell your little sister
00:03:36off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:39Dad, secret is just a kid.
00:03:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:44Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:48Do you understand?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50I understand.
00:03:52Good.
00:03:53And you, keep practicing.
00:03:55You sound god-awful.
00:03:58Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:14It's two of us.
00:04:16You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:18Who remembers shipping it into stum teens anyways?
00:04:20No way.
00:04:22Totally.
00:04:22I love that show.
00:04:23I watched it when it's sitting at like 2 a.m.
00:04:26This is one of my favorites.
00:04:28It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:29But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:32Really?
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:44The Wand of Light.
00:04:46So it does exist.
00:04:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:54Why not?
00:04:54We're witches.
00:04:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:58Why can't true love?
00:05:01I am Lili, by the way.
00:05:04Lili Collins.
00:05:08Eric Phillips.
00:05:09Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:12Damn.
00:05:13He's hot.
00:05:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:15I deserve a little fun.
00:05:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:42Okay, Svenson.
00:05:44Don't fuck this up.
00:05:59Eric motherfucking Svensson
00:06:01Excuse me?
00:06:02You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me
00:06:05And you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else
00:06:09Don't gaslight me, Svensson
00:06:11I know exactly who you are
00:06:27You know who she is?
00:06:29I think she's got me confused with someone else
00:06:35Thank you
00:06:43You nervous?
00:06:45Not at all
00:06:47You can always vote, you know
00:06:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed
00:06:53Not a chance
00:06:55I'm here to win
00:06:57You sure?
00:06:59Seems like your focus is somewhere else
00:07:01Oh
00:07:03I am
00:07:04Very focused
00:07:07Are you guys done
00:07:09Making good eyes at each other or what?
00:07:12You're full of shit, Phillips
00:07:13I call
00:07:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this
00:07:18But don't worry
00:07:20I'll let you go another round
00:07:21Once I beat you
00:07:23Actually
00:07:24I think I'm about to hit the jackpot
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:50I have wanted to do that
00:07:51Since I saw you by the pool in your bikini
00:07:53Eric
00:07:55Everyone can see
00:07:57Do you want me to stop?
00:08:14Let him watch
00:08:16Give him a show
00:08:28Wait, please don't stop
00:08:31Use your words
00:08:33Tell me what you want
00:08:35I want your tongue inside me
00:08:37Please
00:08:38That's a good girl
00:08:45Eric
00:08:49Wait
00:08:50Wait
00:08:50Wait, I think I'm gonna
00:08:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:58No
00:08:58That was from him
00:09:09Lucky son of a bitch
00:09:10Beginner Lux
00:09:12Let's see you do it again next hand
00:09:14Let's see you do it again next hand
00:09:14No can do
00:09:16I have a date with a
00:09:18Very pretty lady
00:09:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present
00:09:28Eric
00:09:29Phillips
00:09:31It is Vegas
00:09:33Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:46No
00:09:47It wasn't very nice of you
00:09:50To tease me with your strap of your dress during our game
00:09:54It's very distracting
00:09:57Well you know it wasn't very nice of you
00:10:00To send me that little vision during our game
00:10:02I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview
00:10:10Eric, there are people
00:10:15And if you're quiet
00:10:17They won't see you
00:10:21I should stop
00:10:23This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go
00:10:25You know, you were right before
00:10:27I'm not who I say I am
00:10:29And who out there is exactly as they present
00:10:33But I am
00:10:34Look, I don't care who you are outside of this
00:10:36For once in my life
00:10:38I
00:10:39I just want to forget about everything
00:10:43Just live in the moment
00:10:45And I think you
00:10:47Can help me do that
00:10:55Remove the camouflage
00:10:57I want you to see you
00:11:00The real you
00:11:02But then you'll know who I am
00:11:05I already know who you are
00:11:06The real you
00:11:09Wants to let go
00:11:15No one's ever looked at me like that
00:11:18He really wants me
00:11:20The real me
00:11:21Fuck
00:11:24You are gorgeous
00:11:27I want you
00:11:29Eric
00:11:30I need you
00:11:35Spread your legs for me
00:11:41Keep your eyes open
00:11:44I want you to watch yourself come
00:11:47All over my fingers
00:11:53Keep your eyes open
00:12:00I thought you said that they couldn't hear me
00:12:02They can't if you stay quiet
00:12:05Keep your eyes open
00:12:06Or I'll stop
00:12:11That's a good girl
00:12:13Look down at my head
00:12:18Oh my god
00:12:20They hurt me
00:12:21I can't
00:12:23Just relax
00:12:24I can't
00:12:26Eric
00:12:27It's okay
00:12:29Don't think
00:12:30Just fail
00:12:32Tell me anything
00:12:34So good
00:12:36But I need
00:12:38More
00:12:39Eric
00:12:42You feel so good
00:12:44I can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:12:49I said I'm going to make you come
00:12:51I'll get you there
00:12:53I'm going to go down
00:12:55I'm going to just scream my name
00:12:57And it comes
00:12:58Five
00:13:00Four
00:13:02Two
00:13:04Two
00:13:08Four
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand
00:13:31In front of other people
00:13:33I think this is your floor
00:13:42I'll be at the fountain tomorrow
00:13:43At eight o'clock
00:13:45If you decide that you want more
00:13:47See you there
00:13:58How did he know what floor I was on?
00:14:06So you've told me all about your wild sister
00:14:08And the things that she's done
00:14:09Mm-hmm
00:14:11What about you?
00:14:13Me?
00:14:15I'm the responsible sister
00:14:17The boring one
00:14:18If you will
00:14:20Yeah
00:14:20I do what I'm supposed to do
00:14:22With all the rules and all that good stuff
00:14:25I don't believe you
00:14:26I mean
00:14:27I know how you are
00:14:29On an elevator
00:14:29Oh come on
00:14:33Come on
00:14:34It's Vegas
00:14:35Let me be your bad influence
00:14:37Just for tonight
00:14:41So
00:14:42Any bad ideas?
00:14:47Just one
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:08What are you doing?
00:15:12No games
00:15:13Just fuck me already
00:15:14I thought I would try to woo you first
00:15:16You consider me rude
00:15:17Maybe we could take it slow?
00:15:19Well your lips say one thing
00:15:21But your body says something else
00:15:35Wait
00:15:38Shit
00:15:39I almost lost my cool
00:15:40I gotta remember the plan
00:15:44Oh my god
00:15:46I can't believe I just did that
00:15:47That was so embarrassing
00:15:48This is why I don't do crazy shit
00:15:50That was way too much
00:15:51Hey
00:15:53You're never too much
00:15:54You don't understand
00:15:55Eric
00:15:55Okay
00:15:56If my family saw me do any of that
00:15:58They would freak out
00:15:59Tonight's not about your family
00:16:01Tonight's about you
00:16:02Remember?
00:16:03Forget what everyone else has told you to do
00:16:06Do something that you want to do
00:16:08Something no one would expect
00:16:10Maybe he's right
00:16:12I've spent my whole life
00:16:13Doing what my family's told me to do
00:16:18For once in my life
00:16:20I'm doing something for myself
00:16:22She spotted the chapel
00:16:25Just like I planned
00:16:29So are you
00:16:31Be sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:32It's only temporary
00:16:34Okay
00:16:34And old magic is weak
00:16:35The hand fast bond
00:16:36Will probably only last till the morning
00:16:39So
00:16:39Are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:42I'm ready if you're ready
00:16:45Come on
00:16:49Let's go
00:16:55You nervous?
00:16:58Just
00:16:58Never been married before
00:17:08It's my sister
00:17:08I need to take this
00:17:09Oh yeah
00:17:10Take your time
00:17:12Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet
00:17:14Hey mama
00:17:14Let's get some flowers for you
00:17:15Come on
00:17:15Let's do it
00:17:17You need to come home
00:17:19Now
00:17:19I can't
00:17:20Secret
00:17:21Eric
00:17:21Dad's up to something
00:17:22He invited Fitzgerald to the house
00:17:24And made me dress up
00:17:26He looks at me weird
00:17:27It really freaks me out
00:17:29You were my big brother E
00:17:30I need you
00:17:31Here
00:17:32Listen I can't leave right now
00:17:33But I promise
00:17:34When I come home
00:17:36I'll have enough power
00:17:36To get rid of dad forever
00:17:37Okay?
00:17:41Hey
00:17:43Is everything okay?
00:17:46Yeah
00:17:48Yeah it's fine
00:17:51You uh
00:17:52You sure about this?
00:17:54It's only temporary
00:17:56Come on
00:17:57We'll be laughing about this for years
00:18:02Let's go
00:18:18Right
00:18:18Only temporary
00:18:20Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon
00:18:22Then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable
00:18:26But she doesn't know that
00:18:27And once she does
00:18:29She'll hate me
00:18:31Is your sister okay?
00:18:34Is something wrong?
00:18:36Nothing's wrong
00:18:37We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis
00:18:40What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:43Alright you ready to rock and roll
00:18:45You hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:48Let's get this show started
00:18:49Woo!
00:19:17This is it
00:19:18I have the wand of light
00:19:21The most powerful object in the world
00:19:23If I leave now
00:19:25I could use it to take control away from my father
00:19:27Set secret and eye free
00:19:35But I already betrayed her once
00:19:41Cost of silence
00:19:42This is it
00:19:51I never ch Technology
00:19:52I never know
00:19:52It's
00:20:19I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:21Be back soon.
00:20:32It's only temporary.
00:20:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:36The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:39Hmm, that's weird.
00:20:41The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:51So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:57No, it's...
00:20:59complicated.
00:21:00Complicated?
00:21:02Or distracted?
00:21:03You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir and bind her power to this family.
00:21:09Not to play house.
00:21:10You're a Svensson.
00:21:11Act like one.
00:21:13Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:16I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:18I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:21Then stop hesitating.
00:21:23If the rumors about the wand of light are true, we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:28So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl and then bring her to me!
00:21:34Idiot!
00:21:42He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:53You lying piece of cruel shit!
00:21:56You didn't want me.
00:21:57You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:01I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:03You still lied to me, Eric.
00:22:05You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:22:07That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:09Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:22:11Why before?
00:22:12Before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:14Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:17I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:18I'm trying to save mine!
00:22:19Oh, I know all about you, Svensons.
00:22:22All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want!
00:22:28I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:33The hand fast mark, it'll fade!
00:22:35Just like you, just like whatever this was!
00:22:38The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:22:40Not that part.
00:22:41Not with you.
00:22:43It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:45You will never, ever get the wand!
00:22:49Lili, what?
00:22:51When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again!
00:23:09So...
00:23:09That didn't happen.
00:23:13My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:17Then a month went by...
00:23:20Then...
00:23:21Well...
00:23:25See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:28It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:31Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:37Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:52I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys.
00:23:57Nothing.
00:23:58Not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:12Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:16The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:21No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand too.
00:24:26I just need one night...
00:24:28To sleep without...
00:24:31Thinking about him.
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:56What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:59Nothing.
00:24:59I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:25:05Payday?
00:25:06Someone sent you!
00:25:07Who?
00:25:08I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:11Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:13Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:29Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:25:32You're in over your head.
00:25:34I'd rather die than let you take the wand!
00:25:39Suit yourself.
00:25:44Suit yourself.
00:25:45Suit yourself.
00:25:53What the fuck?!
00:26:04Out!
00:26:06Out!
00:26:08Get off me she has the wand!
00:26:11I got the wand. I'll get the rest later.
00:26:17No!
00:26:20You are the reason I lost the wand.
00:26:23Who are you?
00:26:29The hand fast mark.
00:26:34Hello, wife. Miss me?
00:26:39What are you doing here?
00:26:41Well, you know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing,
00:26:45but it looks like you're more into bondage.
00:26:47I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:48Shut up!
00:26:53You should be thanking me. I did just save your home.
00:26:55Thanking you?
00:26:56You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:27:00How did you even find me?
00:27:02Wait a minute.
00:27:04You were trying to steal the wand, too, weren't you?
00:27:08Maybe.
00:27:09Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:14Okay, first, you tricked me into marrying you,
00:27:16then you ghost me for six months,
00:27:18and now you come in here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar
00:27:22and try to take my wand!
00:27:23Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:25Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spensing schemes!
00:27:29I-I just... I need it, okay? It's...
00:27:33It's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:36Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage.
00:27:38Not yet.
00:27:39But he knows about the wand.
00:27:41If he gets a hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:44Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world.
00:27:46Or worse.
00:27:47No!
00:27:48Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:50I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:52It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:27:54She has the wand, that shadow thief or whatever.
00:27:58And that's your fault!
00:27:59I can get it back.
00:28:02Look, I know I don't deserve it.
00:28:04But just give me one more chance.
00:28:07I can get the wand back,
00:28:08take care of what I need to take care of,
00:28:10and then I'll do the divorce spell.
00:28:12Please, Lily, just give me one more chance.
00:28:15Please.
00:28:16I can't trust him.
00:28:17I shouldn't.
00:28:20But my gut tells me,
00:28:22this time,
00:28:23it might be different.
00:28:30No.
00:28:31No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:34It is my job as a Sherwood heir
00:28:36to set things right,
00:28:38so I don't let the wand fall into the wrong hands.
00:28:41And you really think after Vegas,
00:28:42I would let you go alone
00:28:44to find the most powerful magical object
00:28:46in the entire world?
00:28:48Fair.
00:28:49Whatever you want, Lily.
00:28:52God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:55All right, I'll call you wife.
00:28:57And you can call me whatever you want.
00:29:00Eric, husband, daddy.
00:29:02Shut up!
00:29:03Don't call me wife either.
00:29:05After we get this wand,
00:29:06we will do the divorce spell.
00:29:07Got it?
00:29:08You're breaking my heart.
00:29:09I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:13Yeah.
00:29:13You're not gonna speak talk your way
00:29:14into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:17We'll see.
00:29:22Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell,
00:29:24so we have to track its trail.
00:29:27That's a ten-mile radius.
00:29:29We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:29:31Well, with the tracking spell,
00:29:32I get a location, okay?
00:29:34It doesn't last long, though.
00:29:36We'll have like three or four days.
00:29:38Well, lucky for you.
00:29:39I already packed your bags.
00:29:42Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:48Aja, this, we're done.
00:29:50You got it?
00:29:51Don't go back on your words, Benson.
00:29:53We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:55Cross my heart.
00:29:56Hope to die.
00:30:15You imagicked a car here?
00:30:17This isn't just any car.
00:30:25This is Bessie.
00:30:26You really expect us to track down
00:30:29the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:30:32In a car without a roof?
00:30:35I mean, if you're not comfortable,
00:30:40I could go by myself.
00:30:43If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:46I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:30:49I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:30:52Then your chariot awaits.
00:30:55Wife.
00:31:15We've been driving all day,
00:31:17and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:30You're Svensson.
00:31:32You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:34Why are we turning?
00:31:35We don't have any time.
00:31:37We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:42Plus, it's getting dark.
00:31:43We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:46Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:48Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:51What is with guys and cars?
00:31:53Jesus.
00:31:54No.
00:31:54I mean, literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:57My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:01Anyone that's non-blood-related can't touch it.
00:32:03The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:06Your family has issues.
00:32:08Finally.
00:32:09Something we can agree on.
00:32:11Was this your plan all along?
00:32:13To make me feel bad for you because your family's evil,
00:32:15so I get all ooey-gooey and forget about the divorce?
00:32:19Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:21Yeah.
00:32:22Okay.
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off
00:32:38more than you already have,
00:32:40then you do not even want to imagine
00:32:42the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:48I promise, no funny business.
00:32:52Peaky promise.
00:33:12Good night to you two.
00:33:28In Vegas,
00:33:30you said you had a sister, right?
00:33:34Yeah.
00:33:36Sigrid.
00:33:39She didn't ask to be a Svensson.
00:33:41She's different than us.
00:33:43Better.
00:33:45Not like you?
00:33:47No.
00:33:49Not like me.
00:33:50But you already know that.
00:33:59No.
00:34:01No.
00:34:03No.
00:34:04No.
00:34:05No.
00:34:05No.
00:34:06No.
00:34:07No.
00:34:07No.
00:34:09No.
00:34:21No.
00:34:43Good morning, wife.
00:34:46I told you not to come.
00:35:04You were saying something?
00:35:07What?
00:35:10How did you know I was awake?
00:35:13The husband always knows.
00:35:21Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:35:27No peeking.
00:35:32Cross my heart.
00:35:34Hope to die.
00:35:43I need to get a grip.
00:35:45Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:50I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:02I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:18Look, I'm so close.
00:36:25That's it, Lily.
00:36:27Be a good girl.
00:36:29And go for me.
00:36:37Are you ready?
00:36:41Okay.
00:36:43Eric.
00:36:44Eric.
00:36:58You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:02I don't need to look to know what you were doing while thinking about me.
00:37:07God, you are so full of yourself.
00:37:10Do I know what I heard?
00:37:11Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:17What are you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:37:23You came so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:37:29I think about those times a lot.
00:37:32Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:59You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:38:03It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:38:05Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:08I am your wife, after all.
00:38:11Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:38:13Funny how you only remember that when it's convenient for you.
00:38:15I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:19So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:21If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get hand-fast married.
00:38:25Obviously, that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:29Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:35See?
00:38:35There you go again.
00:38:36Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:38It's never about what you want.
00:38:40I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:43If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:46Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:49That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:53You ever think of that?
00:38:55Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:56Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:38:58Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:19I'm going to get some coffee.
00:39:21It's getting dark.
00:39:22You really think you should be alone?
00:39:23So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:26No.
00:39:30Fine.
00:39:31Just don't take too long.
00:39:35You got her in the car or what?
00:39:38Who?
00:39:38Don't play done with me, boy.
00:39:41The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:47You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:49You did a good job of hiding it.
00:39:50I'll give you that.
00:39:51Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:55What's the end game here?
00:39:56You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:59What does she have to do with it?
00:40:00Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:40:03I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:40:07When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:40:12And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:16So you just want to use her?
00:40:18Like you use mom?
00:40:19Like you're using your own daughter.
00:40:21This is not a request, boy.
00:40:24Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:28Your magic, everything.
00:40:30And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:44This isn't right.
00:40:45The trail should still be here.
00:40:48Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:50Yeah, thank you.
00:40:52Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:54You.
00:40:58But the map said that...
00:41:00That's cute.
00:41:02You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:09That wand is mine.
00:41:14Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:16And sadly, my employers need your powers, too.
00:41:19Employer?
00:41:22Hold still.
00:41:23This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:25No, stop.
00:41:26Stop!
00:41:29Oh, stop.
00:41:34Get away from her!
00:41:40Eric, the wand!
00:41:54My magic.
00:41:55She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:58You're okay.
00:41:58I got you.
00:41:59You're okay.
00:42:00You're okay.
00:42:04You don't understand.
00:42:05The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:42:08What did she want with my powers?
00:42:10The thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:42:13She can't have gone far.
00:42:14We'll find her.
00:42:15Lay low for now.
00:42:16Eric, stop the car.
00:42:17I can't breathe.
00:42:20Okay.
00:42:29Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:33You're okay.
00:42:33Just breathe.
00:42:34I got you.
00:42:36You're safe.
00:42:38I thought she was going to kill me, Eric.
00:42:41I'm not going to let that happen.
00:42:43Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:49I'm not going to let that happen.
00:42:57I still hate you.
00:43:01If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:43:06This doesn't change anything.
00:43:08It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:11Once we get the wand, and we do the divorce spell, and we forget each other existed.
00:43:21Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:23You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:26You want to forget?
00:43:28I'm the only person in the whole fucking world who can make you feel this way.
00:43:36Eric.
00:43:39Wait, wait.
00:43:41Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:47We can't do this.
00:43:51This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:52We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:54We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:57Let's get the wand.
00:43:58That's it.
00:43:59And then what?
00:44:01You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:04We do the divorce spell.
00:44:06And we never see each other again.
00:44:08We have a job.
00:44:10Yeah.
00:44:39It smells like fresh baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:49I should have known.
00:44:51It's a Satyr's Inn.
00:44:53That smell.
00:44:55Noman and Habitus smell.
00:44:58It's woven into places like this where it cumbles.
00:45:03You mean Orchise?
00:45:05Satyrs are the horniest bastards in this whole world.
00:45:09It lowers any fear, doubt, shame, grits of your deepest desires without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:28You don't.
00:45:31I'm trying not to.
00:45:44I'm trying not to.
00:45:51The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:55It lets go of the lies.
00:45:57It tells us what we really want.
00:46:00What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:02It matters in here.
00:46:05Tell me what you really want.
00:46:07We can say goodbye.
00:46:09We can go our separate ways.
00:46:12Or you can tell me you want this.
00:46:15You want me.
00:46:18Tell me to stay.
00:46:22Stay here.
00:46:23Please.
00:46:25God, what is this?
00:46:27Is this just the magic?
00:46:29No.
00:46:32It's not the spell.
00:46:34It's freedom.
00:46:37You can hear the outside world doesn't matter.
00:46:40Just you.
00:46:41And me.
00:46:44I shouldn't want this.
00:46:46I shouldn't want this.
00:46:47I know.
00:46:49I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:53Or this.
00:46:55Be able to share with you to the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:47:01You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:47:05To mind.
00:47:07You're with the ear.
00:47:10To the share with your family.
00:47:13Who are you?
00:47:14I want you, Eric.
00:47:16I need you.
00:47:20Tell me who you are.
00:47:24Lily.
00:47:26Close.
00:47:29But not quite.
00:47:32Tonight.
00:47:34Tell me who you are.
00:47:36Your wife.
00:48:01This doesn't change anything.
00:48:03I know.
00:48:05We can have tonight, and then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:48:10Sure.
00:48:11I'll go back to being my bad self, and you can go back to pretending to be a good little
00:48:15witch.
00:48:17Excuse me?
00:48:18Don't deny.
00:48:19Lily, Sherwood, Svenson, I know what kind of dork, naughty thoughts you have.
00:48:26I don't.
00:48:29It's okay to be bad.
00:48:31You don't have to pretend.
00:48:35I don't, huh?
00:48:40You know, just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play with you for tonight.
00:48:48Oh, my God.
00:48:56Now you're going to sit there like a good little witch.
00:49:06And I'm going to do whatever I want to you.
00:49:19I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:49:21Close your eyes.
00:49:25Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy.
00:49:31I'm being properly motivated not to move.
00:49:39See how long it takes you to break.
00:49:41For you, I could stay here forever.
00:49:43Pretty to think so.
00:49:46Why don't we test that little theory, huh?
00:49:49We're playing a dangerous game.
00:49:51All you have to do is admit that I win.
00:49:58I'll let you fuck me.
00:49:59I'll even let you come wherever you want.
00:50:06You can come here.
00:50:10Or here.
00:50:13I'll even let you come in here.
00:50:18God.
00:50:20Come on.
00:50:21I know you wanna.
00:50:23Just admit that I'm right.
00:50:27Fine.
00:50:29You win.
00:50:31Oh, what was that?
00:50:33You hurt me.
00:50:43So what's my prize?
00:50:48I could torture you like you did me.
00:50:53But I want to be inside you.
00:50:55I want to feel you squeeze me tight.
00:50:59Then take me to bed, husband.
00:51:04Call me that again.
00:51:08You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:51:11Yeah.
00:51:12Fuck me.
00:51:21Tell me a story.
00:51:24Like the ones you did in Vegas.
00:51:27I've got a story about my pet goat, Gilmore.
00:51:31And how he got stuck on a magic carpet.
00:51:35Or the story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll using only redimates.
00:51:41I know.
00:51:43I already know about your family.
00:51:47I want to know about you.
00:51:50What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:51:53You want the insider info.
00:51:55Mm.
00:51:56Mm.
00:51:56You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.
00:51:58You're going to tell me how wonderful it was growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood?
00:52:08Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:12Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:14All fun and rainbows?
00:52:16Yeah, everybody loves your family.
00:52:18That's not true, Eric.
00:52:20There are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared.
00:52:24My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades.
00:52:28And next year, I will be the head witch in charge.
00:52:32Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing.
00:52:34Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:52:36Like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me.
00:52:41Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams because my whole life was planned for me from the very
00:52:48start before I was even born.
00:52:50I'm always doing the right thing for the family.
00:52:53I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing.
00:52:56I couldn't be tired.
00:52:58I couldn't be scared.
00:52:59I couldn't be angry.
00:53:01One mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for.
00:53:05If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up.
00:53:09It's because I didn't do a good job.
00:53:13I don't think I've ever said that out loud before.
00:53:16I'm glad you did.
00:53:19Your turn.
00:53:22Growing up with Vincent was a little different.
00:53:26The old man likes to say I was the first of his disappointments.
00:53:31I guess it's good.
00:53:33At least I was first in something.
00:53:36I didn't care about disappointing him.
00:53:39I just wanted to get away from him.
00:53:41I had it all planned out when I turned 16.
00:53:44I'd leave, change my name, and the Svensson bloodline would die with me.
00:53:48My mom died when Secret was born.
00:53:53My dad used her against me every day since.
00:54:03I'm so sorry, Eric.
00:54:05I...
00:54:06You shouldn't have asked me.
00:54:09It's okay.
00:54:11The Svensons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows.
00:54:15We are the shadows.
00:54:19All you do is shine.
00:54:30You always ask me what I want.
00:54:34What do you want, Eric?
00:54:39You'd hate me if I told you.
00:54:42I mean, more than you already do.
00:54:46I don't hate you.
00:54:49I never did.
00:55:18I am so sorry.
00:55:20I don't know.
00:55:25Eric, something's wrong.
00:55:27Dad's got visitors.
00:55:29A bunch of old guys.
00:55:30I don't know who they are.
00:55:31He made me play piano for them, like some kind of dress-up doll.
00:55:35It's really freaking me out.
00:55:42Eric.
00:55:43Are you safe?
00:55:48Eric.
00:55:50Are you safe?
00:55:51For now.
00:55:52All those weird old men lived last night.
00:55:56And I hexed my door so no one could get in.
00:55:58Don't let anyone in.
00:56:00If Dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men, just...
00:56:02I know.
00:56:03I'll just do what he says.
00:56:06I always do.
00:56:08I'm so sick of this E.
00:56:10What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:56:13I'm never going to let that happen, alright?
00:56:16Look, I'm close to getting the Wand of Life.
00:56:19The Wand of Light?
00:56:22Like, the one from the fairy tales?
00:56:24You can't tell Dad's secret.
00:56:27When I get the Wand, you ready for my call?
00:56:30I have a plan.
00:56:31I barely know basic spells.
00:56:35I don't know.
00:56:36You can.
00:56:37I know you can.
00:56:39When time is right, you'll be ready.
00:57:08Filling up Bessie.
00:57:09Meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:57:20Oh my God!
00:57:22Why do you and Mom always do that?
00:57:24A bit high-strung, aren't you, sis?
00:57:28I was just in the middle of thinking.
00:57:30Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who.
00:57:33Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:57:36Oh, yeah.
00:57:37Well, you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake.
00:57:40Oh, aren't we feisty this morning?
00:57:43Your super hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing?
00:57:45Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:48I know all the best places to hide a body, by the way.
00:57:52I'm fine, Effie.
00:57:54I know all about Eric Spenson.
00:57:56I'm not stupid.
00:57:58And when we get the wand back...
00:57:59You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:02We will.
00:58:03And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell.
00:58:07This mark will be gone.
00:58:08I'll go home and marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
00:58:16It's not fair, you know.
00:58:18I know I'm the last person who should be saying that,
00:58:21because it's not like I can change it.
00:58:23But it's not.
00:58:26It's just the way it goes, right?
00:58:28There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want,
00:58:31and be a good heir.
00:58:35Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything
00:58:37in my life.
00:58:39That's fine.
00:58:40It's what it means to be a Sherwood.
00:58:43Just remember,
00:58:45repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:58:48All right.
00:58:50Whatever you say, sis.
00:58:51You know best.
00:58:54I know.
00:58:56Give everyone a hug from me.
00:58:58Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:59:08Last night was the last time.
00:59:10After today, we're done.
00:59:13If I say that enough times,
00:59:15maybe I'll finally believe it.
00:59:26I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
00:59:30My family's magic is dying.
00:59:32My father's been cashing in on broken promises three years.
00:59:36But he holds most of the power.
00:59:37And me and Sieg, we just get to scratch.
00:59:39That's how he controls us.
00:59:42If I could use the wand just once,
00:59:45I could take his power away from the good.
00:59:48I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:59:49I'm trying to save mine.
00:59:51It's the only way that we can be free.
00:59:54That's what you meant by
00:59:56trying to save your family.
00:59:58I was going to tell you the night before.
01:00:00I was going to tell you the truth.
01:00:02And then I was just going to ask
01:00:03if I could use the wand
01:00:05just once.
01:00:06And then I would do whatever you want.
01:00:08Get a divorce.
01:00:10Leave you alone forever.
01:00:13Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:16Why didn't you tell me that morning?
01:00:18Maybe things could have been different.
01:00:21I would have asked you to stay.
01:00:24It's a nice idea.
01:00:26But our families have been at war
01:00:28since the beginning of time.
01:00:30Maybe if we were different people,
01:00:33we have different lives,
01:00:36this would have worked.
01:00:38Maybe we do.
01:00:40Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric.
01:00:43Just a witch can hope.
01:00:51What?
01:00:53Do I have mushrooms growing out
01:00:55of the side of my head?
01:00:56Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:10Wait, I'm driving.
01:01:12Who over?
01:01:24Oh, damn, love them.
01:01:31You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:39End of the line, witches!
01:01:45Oh, my God.
01:01:55Oh, my God.
01:02:14I can't do it!
01:02:18I can't do it!
01:02:19Oh no!
01:02:28Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:34You...
01:02:36You sent the Shadow Thief?
01:02:37Of course I sent her.
01:02:40Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:57But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough
01:03:04bargain.
01:03:05Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:19You said you needed her alive.
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:24I've reconsidered.
01:03:25Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:30Debts won't matter.
01:03:32The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:34And as for the girl, well...
01:03:36I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:39I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:44Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:48You're welcome.
01:03:51Go to hell home, man.
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:06No!
01:04:08Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:17I can take Dad's magic into him and finally be free.
01:04:26Get off my wife!
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:55Hey, I've got you.
01:04:58You didn't run.
01:05:00You're kidding?
01:05:00I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:08Eric!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that usually.
01:05:11No, no, no, no!
01:05:11Stay with me!
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Oh my God!
01:05:16Eric!
01:05:16No, no, no, no!
01:05:17Stay with me!
01:05:17Oh my God!
01:05:20I can't save you!
01:05:22I don't have my powers!
01:05:24Why didn't you run?
01:05:26You could have saved yourself!
01:05:28I've been saving myself my whole life.
01:05:33I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:36You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:39Yeah.
01:05:43But I'm your idiot.
01:05:51You took a divorce spell.
01:05:53I had a promise.
01:05:55Now you're free.
01:05:59I don't want to be free.
01:06:03I don't want to be free.
01:06:05I want to be with you.
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:10Safe from my father.
01:06:12Safe from all of it.
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas were the best three days of my life.
01:06:22Alright, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:27I love you.
01:06:30I love you.
01:06:31I love you too.
01:06:32I love you, I love you.
01:06:36Eric.
01:06:39No!
01:06:42I love you.
01:06:52I love you too.
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:10Please, please, please.
01:07:21Eric.
01:07:23Please.
01:07:24Please.
01:07:33Lily.
01:07:35I can't.
01:07:38You absolute moron.
01:07:42You absolute moron.
01:07:45Be gentle.
01:07:46I was dead for like 10 seconds.
01:07:49You're alive.
01:07:52That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed,
01:07:55you asshole.
01:07:56I thought I was doing something noble.
01:07:58Something cool.
01:08:00The wand gave you your power back?
01:08:03My mom used to say that
01:08:04the wand's user grants it
01:08:06its deepest desire.
01:08:08I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:11What did you want?
01:08:14You.
01:08:17Don't scare me like that again.
01:08:19Okay.
01:08:20You know, I thought
01:08:22I heard something
01:08:24but I was bleeding out.
01:08:29Maybe you could
01:08:31say it again?
01:08:35Maybe you could
01:08:36say it again?
01:08:39I love you.
01:08:41You're expensive.
01:08:43That's my girl.
01:08:50Let's go.
01:08:51Let's go.
01:08:54Yeah.
01:09:04You ready for one last stop?
01:09:07Yeah.
01:09:27Ah, there you are.
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done.
01:09:35Now, where is my wand?
01:09:38Wait.
01:09:39You're supposed to be dead.
01:09:41Wow.
01:09:42You weren't kidding.
01:09:43He really is evil.
01:09:45I put a barrier
01:09:46around this whole house.
01:09:48It's impossible.
01:09:49There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:09:50There's always a loophole, old man.
01:09:55Secret.
01:09:56You ungrateful brat.
01:09:58How dare you betray me like this?
01:10:01Really, Dad?
01:10:02Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:10:05You ungrateful little pests.
01:10:15You're powerless now, old man.
01:10:17Your magic's gone.
01:10:18Forever.
01:10:32Eric, Otis, Svensson, release me this instant.
01:10:36That is an order.
01:10:39You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:41His powers are gone.
01:10:43It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:10:46You ungrateful little brats.
01:10:48Both of you will pay for this.
01:10:49You will both pay for this.
01:10:55Yeah, yeah.
01:10:56Talk soon, pups.
01:10:58We're gonna hit the road.
01:10:59I said get back here.
01:11:00I said get back here.
01:11:02Get back here.
01:11:03Please don't do this, you little...
01:11:05Don't...
01:11:22So, where to now?
01:11:24Should we go and drop off the Wand of Light?
01:11:28Yeah.
01:11:29But there's something I wanna do first.
01:11:32That sounds ominous.
01:11:35It just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:11:39Leona Sherwood, are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:11:46Yeah.
01:11:47I think I am Eric Svensson.
01:11:50Well, we better hurry.
01:11:52We're gonna take the Wand of Light home and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk-a
01:11:55wedding chapel of love.
01:11:57I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:11:59I sure hope so.
01:12:01But, if we're gonna get hand fast married again, no more secrets this time.
01:12:06So, is there anything you wanna come clean about now?
01:12:09Soon to be again husband?
01:12:13There is...
01:12:14One thing.
01:12:16You might wanna buckle up.
01:12:18We're about to go super speed.
01:12:21Bessie could've been going super speed this entire time.
01:12:24You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer, didn't you?
01:12:27No.
01:12:28You know me so well.
01:12:30You seem to be again wife.
01:12:33Leona Sherwood, will you marry me?
01:12:37And not because of some spell or because it's your duty.
01:12:42But because you want to.
01:12:46Yes, I will.
01:12:47Yes, I will.
01:12:58Ready?
01:12:59Hell yeah.
01:13:02Yeah.
01:13:04Yeah.
01:13:05Haha.
01:13:07Yeah.
01:13:07Yeah.
01:13:08Yeah.
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