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00:00:06you sure about this i don't know if i'm ready relax little brother would never let anything
00:00:12happen to you it's showtime shit shit
00:00:26ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic
00:00:35oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all time
00:00:41you young lady let's see your true self now i'm gonna need a little help by my lovely assistant eric
00:00:59and now my next volunteer i don't care i said shorted what the hell
00:01:11how are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:20the most evil man in vegas
00:01:23you sure about this he's dangerous but i'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:27ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for mr barry carnegie
00:01:35and who the hell are you get these fuckers out of my way
00:01:38now barry here is a billionaire casino owner
00:01:41who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49are you ready to show them who you truly are
00:01:53you insult me in public you know i am i can make you disappear okay well we won't test barry
00:02:03so we're gonna test this hotel instead
00:02:10what do you think you're doing we're gonna make barry's casino disappear
00:02:24now i already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults the police are already on their way
00:02:29to arrest you
00:02:30you know
00:02:32kill him
00:02:34kill him
00:02:35kill him
00:02:37kill him
00:02:39kill him
00:02:48kill him
00:02:51kill him
00:02:53kill him
00:02:54kill him
00:02:55kill him
00:02:56kill him
00:02:57kill him
00:02:58kill him
00:03:00kill him
00:03:01kill him
00:03:01kill him
00:03:02What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04Get him!
00:03:57Eric!
00:03:58No!
00:03:59Eric!
00:04:00Eric!
00:04:05Eric!
00:04:06Eric!
00:04:06This is all my fault.
00:04:08God!
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:13I need you to find me.
00:04:14Girl, we grew up with at the orphanage?
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:37Eric.
00:04:40Eric.
00:04:47Eric.
00:04:48Eric.
00:04:48I got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri and help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show, but if it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage
00:05:35I grew up in.
00:05:37Before it's destroyed.
00:05:40Alright, well.
00:05:41See ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53Alright, darling.
00:05:54You know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen.
00:05:58Follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:03That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too.
00:06:05But hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll.
00:06:12But, you know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play?
00:06:30You don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:38Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:41Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:48What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting.
00:06:53I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:00What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Pick her.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:19I win.
00:07:20She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:21You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:30Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:34I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:43You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59She kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02But you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:05Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the...
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet...
00:08:37It's mine.
00:08:39Well then...
00:08:40Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:55Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three card Monty
00:09:12That's always a scam
00:09:14I know, I know
00:09:15I just
00:09:17I thought I could crack it
00:09:19But I was screwed
00:09:21So you came along
00:09:25This bracelet
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together
00:09:35And, well, he
00:09:37He died
00:09:39That's all I have left of him
00:09:45Have a good night, Ray
00:09:48Wait, you just saved me
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner
00:09:58That was amazing
00:10:00Uh, why should
00:10:02Probably get going
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:06Uh, I guess I must have picked it up backstage
00:10:10Bullshit
00:10:11You have training
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh
00:10:16Just a light of hand
00:10:20What? You're green
00:10:25You know, your hands saved me today
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me
00:10:34They, uh
00:10:37Say you're welcome
00:10:59Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:19I'm not
00:11:21I don't know
00:11:22I don't know who you think I am
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric
00:11:33I think
00:11:34I think it's better if I left
00:11:58Hey!
00:11:59Prop point
00:12:02What did I tell you?
00:12:04I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff
00:12:06Well, I'm the prop assistant
00:12:08Just doing my job
00:12:09No, your job
00:12:10Is to clean up
00:12:12Dove shit
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:14This stuff
00:12:15Is to not be touched
00:12:16By anyone less
00:12:17Than a three star magician
00:12:19Correct me if I'm wrong
00:12:28But you're not a three star magician
00:12:30Are you?
00:12:32No
00:12:33Not
00:12:35Not since I was 12
00:12:36After becoming the world's first seven star magician
00:12:39The society of magicians gave up trying to rank me
00:12:41Damn right you're not
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy
00:12:51And to be in the same room as us
00:12:53Real
00:12:54Noticians
00:12:58Okay
00:13:01What did you do
00:13:02To my deck?
00:13:04Nothing
00:13:05I was just putting them away
00:13:07Listen fool
00:13:07This is my gold
00:13:09Zephyr deck
00:13:10The master of magic
00:13:11Himself
00:13:11Used this type of deck
00:13:13Actually I prefer the platen deck
00:13:15Well if they're so priceless
00:13:17Maybe you should put them away properly
00:13:19Instead of throwing them on the table
00:13:20Like they're just some two dollar deck
00:13:21From the gas station
00:13:22Oh you think
00:13:23Ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:26You're fired
00:13:29If I lose this job
00:13:30I won't be able to watch over Bree
00:13:33I need you to find Bree
00:13:35Alper
00:13:37Yeah look
00:13:37I'm sorry
00:13:38No
00:13:38It's too late for that now
00:13:39Because here comes Mr. Kensington
00:13:50Hello Mr. Kensington
00:13:52You're looking better sir
00:13:53I'll be good to go
00:13:54For the opening of the show
00:13:57But
00:13:58Let this be a reminder
00:14:00What we do
00:14:01Is dangerous
00:14:02Sir that is
00:14:03Exactly
00:14:04What I wanted to tell you about
00:14:05I've had to fire the prop boy over here
00:14:07What?
00:14:08Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky
00:14:10He's a liability
00:14:11No matter how hot you think he is
00:14:14I never said that
00:14:15Mr. Kensington
00:14:17Daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:14:19Since he's worked here
00:14:20Sir sir
00:14:20He nearly destroyed my gold zephyr deck
00:14:23Daniel
00:14:25Is this true?
00:14:27Of course not
00:14:27Sir
00:14:28Who are you going to believe
00:14:29A common worker
00:14:30Or a three star magician
00:14:32Look Samuel
00:14:33I've seen his skills
00:14:35You would never damage a deck
00:14:37Show them
00:14:38Show them what you can do
00:14:45Yeah Daniel
00:14:46Let's see it
00:14:47Show us what you got
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what
00:14:51If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit
00:14:54Without damaging it
00:14:55In 15 seconds
00:14:58You can keep your job
00:14:5915 seconds
00:15:00That's impossible
00:15:01I don't even know if the master of magic
00:15:03Could have done it that quick
00:15:04But
00:15:04If you can't
00:15:06I demand
00:15:08As a three star magician
00:15:09That you fire him
00:15:12Samuel this isn't fair
00:15:14I know
00:15:15But
00:15:16While I disagree with it
00:15:17Xander has the right to challenge Daniel
00:15:20But sir he
00:15:21Bree
00:15:23It's okay
00:15:2515 seconds
00:15:28You're on
00:15:37The idiot
00:15:38He's so dumb
00:15:39That he thinks he has a chance
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel
00:15:44You really
00:15:44Don't have to
00:15:45Aw
00:15:46The little prop boy
00:15:47Has a little trick section
00:15:49Now if I win
00:15:50You're all gonna have to start
00:15:51Treating Bree
00:15:52With more respect around here
00:15:53It's her money
00:15:54That's bankrolling
00:15:55This entire show
00:15:56Bree
00:15:57Look at that
00:15:58You got a knight
00:16:00In shining coveralls
00:16:02Fine
00:16:02Deal
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance
00:16:04In hell anyway
00:16:0515 seconds
00:16:07Here
00:16:08We
00:16:09Go
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself
00:16:1910 seconds
00:16:24Oh wow
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues
00:16:28You said he was good
00:16:30I thought you would at least try
00:16:32Getting security on the phone to escort you out
00:16:35In
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00:17:09How did you do that?
00:17:10There's no way
00:17:11I don't think I've ever seen anything like this
00:17:13I don't think I've ever seen anything like this
00:17:13Nobody but the master of magic could have done this
00:17:19No!
00:17:20No no no you
00:17:20You clearly switched out the deck while Bree was distracting us
00:17:23I knew it
00:17:25I knew it
00:17:25Yeah of course
00:17:25Just some amateur trying something stupid
00:17:27Nothing but a cheap lazy trick from the hack
00:17:31Now
00:17:32I've got a show to print
00:17:33Now
00:17:34It's got a show to print
00:17:36Sophie
00:17:36Eugene
00:17:36Stop gobbling at those cards and let's get to work
00:17:39Come on!
00:17:39Okay
00:17:42Samuel
00:17:43You believe he really did it right?
00:17:45I don't know what to believe
00:17:49Well
00:17:49Come on
00:17:50The show opens in a few days
00:17:52We need to print
00:17:53Oh you don't have to worry about prepping
00:17:56Oh you don't have to worry about prepping
00:18:07This is not going to be a show
00:18:09Who is this?
00:18:11It's Richard Kim
00:18:12He produces every other magic show in town
00:18:15Samuel hates him
00:18:16Richard
00:18:17Get the hell out of my theater
00:18:20Your theater?
00:18:22Oh no no my little friend
00:18:23This is now my theater
00:18:25What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:28I have a three year lease with the owner
00:18:31Which as of this morning is me
00:18:33I bought the theater
00:18:35Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies
00:18:39Have one hour to get the hell out
00:18:44You can't just buy the theater
00:18:46I'm the biggest show in town
00:18:48Used to be
00:18:49You're past your prime
00:18:51My new show will triple your numbers
00:18:54The contract can't be cancelled
00:18:55I'll lose everything
00:18:57If Brie loses this show
00:18:59The orphanage that I grew up in
00:19:00That saved my life as a child
00:19:02Will be destroyed
00:19:04Hey we still have a contract
00:19:05You can't just kick us out
00:19:06Hey hey hey doll face
00:19:08How about you focus on looking sexy
00:19:10While being cut in half
00:19:11And let the adults talk
00:19:13I'm the show's producer
00:19:15And if you cancel the show
00:19:16I'll sue you into oblivion
00:19:18Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater
00:19:21I'll give you a chance
00:19:22A head to head magical competition
00:19:25Your old man and his team wins
00:19:28You keep your contract
00:19:29My team wins
00:19:31Your contract is terminated
00:19:32Then you go back to doing birthday parties for eight year olds
00:19:38Deal
00:19:40Mr. Kingsington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against
00:19:43Great
00:19:44The competition will be tonight
00:19:47Tonight?
00:19:48But his cast doesn't come out for another week
00:19:49Not my problem
00:19:51Hope you have a good backup team
00:19:53Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:19:58Ladies and gentlemen
00:20:00Are you ready for the epic no holds barred battle
00:20:04To see who will get this theater
00:20:06And who will be thrown out into the streets
00:20:11Don't worry
00:20:12We have an ace of our sleight
00:20:15Daniel
00:20:16You gotta be kidding.
00:20:17You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:20:20His vestric is probably making a penny up here behind his ear.
00:20:24It's all or nothing for us.
00:20:25All right, Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:20:28He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:20:31Yeah, no problem.
00:20:32I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:20:35And now, the challengers.
00:20:38Richard Kin's latest sensation, Matt Von Dier.
00:20:55Oh, no.
00:20:57Oh, God, no.
00:20:59What?
00:21:00How did he get Matt Von Buren?
00:21:05He's the youngest magician to have five stars.
00:21:09He's one of the best in the world.
00:21:14That guy?
00:21:16Xavier will wipe the floor with his act.
00:21:17Yeah, bring him on.
00:21:19Now, for the first act, or should I say miracle, before each magician is a glass of water, the
00:21:27magicians must turn their water into wine in a way that our top judges can't figure out.
00:21:34The magician to stump the most judges wins.
00:21:38Matt Von Buren won the Grand Prix for Close-Up Magic last year.
00:21:41This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:21:44He's way beyond Xavier's league.
00:21:47We're gonna lose.
00:21:54Maybe not.
00:21:56Showtime.
00:22:02Xavier!
00:22:06Xavier!
00:22:19You should go out this round.
00:22:23What?
00:22:24He...
00:22:24He's not even a magician.
00:22:26He's just the guy that cleans up deaf shit.
00:22:28Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us.
00:22:30Yeah.
00:22:30Look, girl, I know you have a little crush on the little prop boy, but leave this to the real
00:22:33magicians.
00:22:34Samuel, you can't seriously be considering this.
00:22:36I mean, that guy is gonna piss himself out there.
00:22:39And the magician from the Kensington team.
00:22:51Maybe he's just the prop assistant, but I need a Hail Mary right now.
00:22:57Daniel.
00:23:05Oh, my God.
00:23:07You're prop boy.
00:23:08You're really gonna put up the help against someone like Matt Van Buren.
00:23:12Don't worry, kid.
00:23:13This will be over real quick.
00:23:15And then you can run back to the shadows where you belong.
00:23:18It's a shame, though, because Matt's just my warm-up act.
00:23:21You'll get beat so bad, you'll never see my big showstopper.
00:23:25Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:23:27He's one of the best in the world.
00:23:29They say he might even get a six-star soon.
00:23:31There hasn't been a new six-star magician in over a decade.
00:23:34No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing, okay?
00:23:36He knows he doesn't have a chance, so he's already looking for excuses.
00:23:39When he loses, he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try.
00:23:43Boss, this guy is a hack.
00:23:46He's gonna make a fool out of all of us.
00:23:48It's a two-out-of-three competition.
00:23:50We need to judge their strength.
00:23:52Oh, I get it.
00:23:54You see, Samuel's sending Daniel out to get slaughtered.
00:23:57And then I come in and save the day.
00:23:59Where's that?
00:24:00He actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician.
00:24:06And you are...
00:24:08Daniel.
00:24:09Just Daniel.
00:24:11Nice coveralls, Daniel.
00:24:14I give my servants the same ones.
00:24:16Enjoy your moment, just Daniel.
00:24:18This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for.
00:24:21I can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician.
00:24:24He's trying to be embarrassed.
00:24:26It's sad.
00:24:27He really thought that he could hang with the pros.
00:24:29No.
00:24:30You're sure about this?
00:24:32Just trust me.
00:24:37Don't feel too bad.
00:24:38You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:24:42Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:24:44I was born ready.
00:24:45What about you, buddy?
00:24:47You look a little nervous.
00:24:50Maybe you should be.
00:24:53Because I'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you.
00:24:59God.
00:25:00He's frozen with fear.
00:25:02Come on, Daniel.
00:25:03Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:06Daniel, are you okay?
00:25:09Absolutely.
00:25:10Oh, my God.
00:25:11What a shit show.
00:25:13He's not even prepping it.
00:25:14Hey, newbie.
00:25:15This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion.
00:25:19I'm good.
00:25:20I'm good.
00:25:22No.
00:25:23I'm good.
00:25:25That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet, and you have what?
00:25:30Cover-alls covered in dirt and dove shit.
00:25:33Tell you what, it's not too soon to back out.
00:25:36If you do, I'll give you the honor of having my autograph.
00:25:40Are you ready?
00:25:41Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:25:43No, I don't need more time for this trick.
00:25:49Then first up is Matt Von Buren.
00:25:53Pay attention.
00:25:54This is where you learn to respect your betters.
00:26:10He's finished!
00:26:17That was seamless.
00:26:19Unbelievable.
00:26:20Even I don't know how he did that.
00:26:22There's no way Daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as Matt's.
00:26:29What do you think, judges?
00:26:31Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:26:33I have no idea how that was done.
00:26:36If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a miracle.
00:26:38I'm stumped.
00:26:39Well done.
00:26:40You're three for three.
00:26:41All right, Von.
00:26:43You have stumped our judges.
00:26:47Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:26:50Anyone?
00:26:55You have something to say, prop boy.
00:26:58I mean, your trick wasn't bad.
00:26:59I just know exactly how you did it.
00:27:08Sure you do.
00:27:10Please, enlighten us.
00:27:12Tell us all how I did my trick.
00:27:15All in good time.
00:27:16Idiot.
00:27:17Everybody knows that he's lying.
00:27:18Pathetic.
00:27:19Daniel?
00:27:20You're up.
00:27:30What's he doing?
00:27:32He's making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:33Hey there.
00:27:34Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright.
00:27:38This is what happens when you don't respect the craft.
00:27:41You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:44I think he can do it.
00:27:45It doesn't matter what you think, okay?
00:27:48You're not one of us.
00:27:50You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn.
00:27:53If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:28:05Looks like you're having some trouble.
00:28:07Here.
00:28:08Why don't you let me help you?
00:28:12Ooh, magic!
00:28:15Switch it now, prop boy.
00:28:18You need to end this.
00:28:20Now!
00:28:22You're...
00:28:25You're right.
00:28:28I swore off my old life.
00:28:40But I can't keep running forever.
00:28:47Ladies and gentlemen,
00:28:50are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:28:55No, but first, I'm going to need some help.
00:29:00Bri, could you come here?
00:29:07What is he doing?
00:29:09You've got to be kidding me.
00:29:10This is just sad.
00:29:21You all know magic is an illusion.
00:29:24But still, you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:29:29you can never explain it in a million years.
00:29:32Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:34See, every day you experience your reality through your senses.
00:29:37But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:29:45Wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion?
00:29:52Don't blink.
00:29:53You'll miss it.
00:30:09That's it?
00:30:11Nothing happened.
00:30:12You're supposed to change the water into wine.
00:30:15Hey, Mr. Kensington.
00:30:16I told you, you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place.
00:30:20You should have respected my ranking.
00:30:21No, I think there's something else going on.
00:30:25Now, I apologize, ladies and gentlemen.
00:30:27I can't seem to complete my transformation.
00:30:30I knew it!
00:30:31This theater is mine!
00:30:34Without one final piece of equipment,
00:30:36which will be coming right about now.
00:30:51What's he doing?
00:30:52He's such a cake knife?
00:30:55He's going to shatter that glass all over the floor!
00:31:03How?
00:31:13Unbelievable.
00:31:14Amazing.
00:31:22Whoa!
00:31:24That is fast.
00:31:25There you go.
00:31:26Oh, great.
00:31:27My judges.
00:31:29No, young man.
00:31:30That's incredible.
00:31:34Cake.
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:31:38It's really good.
00:31:39I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:31:41The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic.
00:31:47I know.
00:31:55How is this possible?
00:32:02Now for the critical moment.
00:32:04Judges, what do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea.
00:32:08Not a clue.
00:32:10And you, Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely stumped.
00:32:16Well, in the case of a tie,
00:32:18we turn back to the magicians themselves.
00:32:21Daniel, you said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick.
00:32:25Tell us.
00:32:27Yeah.
00:32:27Tell us.
00:32:30He dropped in edible iron filaments.
00:32:34Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron, ionizing.
00:32:39Turning the water red,
00:32:41giving it the earthy flavors of a wine.
00:32:46That's correct.
00:32:50Amazing.
00:32:51And Matthew,
00:32:52how did Daniel do his trick?
00:32:59I...
00:33:01I don't know.
00:33:02And with that,
00:33:03Daniel wins our first round.
00:33:05Oh, no.
00:33:10Oh, no.
00:33:12You did it.
00:33:14You have to help.
00:33:18I need a knife.
00:33:20Let's give him cake.
00:33:23Well done, young man.
00:33:26The only other magician
00:33:28that could have accomplished that transformation
00:33:30was the master of magic.
00:33:35No, no.
00:33:36He didn't transform anything.
00:33:38He didn't even teleport.
00:33:39He must have cheated.
00:33:41There's no way an untrained worker
00:33:43has that much level of skill.
00:33:44Exactly.
00:33:45Can he probably blackmailed the judges or something?
00:33:50How could you let him beat you?
00:33:51You embarrassed us with your performance.
00:33:53How was I supposed to know
00:33:54he was going to do that with the cup
00:33:55and teleport to the judges?
00:33:56Who is that guy?
00:34:01It doesn't matter.
00:34:03Get out of my face.
00:34:04It's time for the real magicians
00:34:05to get to work.
00:34:07You think you've won?
00:34:11You haven't won shit!
00:34:13It's time to bring out my A-team.
00:34:21Kate Barlow.
00:34:29Miss Barlow, thank you for joining us.
00:34:33That's Kate Barlow.
00:34:35She's the FISM world champion in parlor magic
00:34:38and an actual six-star magician.
00:34:41All right.
00:34:42Who's ready for the headliner?
00:34:47Second round is quick change magic.
00:34:49That's Sophie's specialty.
00:34:50You had your little fun in the first round,
00:34:52but now watch an Axel Pro.
00:34:55A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:34:57or cause some fake amateur distractions.
00:35:00A real magician doesn't need to
00:35:02because she has hard-earned skills.
00:35:05Now.
00:35:07Yeah!
00:35:08Get him, Sophie.
00:35:10Always nice to see a fellow female on stage.
00:35:12Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:35:14Oh.
00:35:14You think so?
00:35:16Your rank is impressive,
00:35:18but it doesn't scare me.
00:35:19Oh, you think I brought in Miss Barlow
00:35:21just for her rank?
00:35:23You didn't?
00:35:25I brought in Kate Barlow
00:35:26because she was the protege
00:35:28of the Master of Magic.
00:35:32He taught me everything he knows.
00:35:35Funny.
00:35:35I don't remember training her.
00:35:39You were trained by the Master of Magic?
00:35:41Oh, she wasn't just trained by him.
00:35:43He realized that she was better than him.
00:35:46That's why he disappeared.
00:35:48That can't be true, right?
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare
00:35:51make a claim like that if it wasn't true.
00:35:54So what you're saying
00:35:54is that we have to compete against somebody
00:35:56who's better than the Master of Magic?
00:35:59Oh, so what?
00:36:00I'll still destroy you.
00:36:01Sophie, shut up.
00:36:03Barlow!
00:36:04Miss Barlow,
00:36:06it is an honor to compete
00:36:08with a magician of your caliber.
00:36:12I wish I could say the same,
00:36:14but honestly,
00:36:15it's an insult
00:36:16you're even trying to compete.
00:36:19So why are you here?
00:36:21To shatter my teacher's old records
00:36:24and publicly declare myself
00:36:26the new Master of Magic.
00:36:33Ladies and gentlemen,
00:36:35this next act is even harder than our first.
00:36:38It is all about quick change magic,
00:36:41transforming outfits as many times as possible
00:36:43in 30 seconds.
00:36:45The world record is 17 changes
00:36:48held by the Master of Magic.
00:36:56Do you think you can beat that?
00:36:58That's a change every two seconds.
00:37:00There's no way you can beat that.
00:37:01I could beat that in my sleep.
00:37:07How?
00:37:07There's not a magic technique in the world
00:37:09that would make that trick possible.
00:37:10Only the Master of Magic
00:37:12would be able to do that.
00:37:13I know every one of his secrets.
00:37:16Are you saying you're going to break
00:37:18the Master of Magic's record?
00:37:19Who here would like
00:37:22to see me break the record?
00:37:25Then start the music.
00:37:39One, two, three, standard.
00:37:43Oh my, Master Pace.
00:37:45How is she doing?
00:37:48Is she about to break the record?
00:37:49They're about to break the record.
00:37:51Oh my God.
00:37:52This is unreal.
00:37:54This is history.
00:37:56That is 18 changes.
00:37:59Ladies and gentlemen,
00:38:00we have a new world record
00:38:02and possibly a new Master of Magic.
00:38:06I can't believe she just did that.
00:38:08I've never seen anything like it.
00:38:10The concentration,
00:38:11the skill needed to do something like that.
00:38:14She had to learn it from the Master of Magic.
00:38:17I wouldn't believe it
00:38:18if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes.
00:38:20For a second there,
00:38:21I thought she'd actually figure out my technique.
00:38:23But no,
00:38:24she's a fraud like the rest.
00:38:26Sophie,
00:38:27you can beat that, right?
00:38:29I can only manage nine or ten changes,
00:38:31but not 18.
00:38:35Well,
00:38:36are you even going to attempt to compete?
00:38:38Or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:38:43No one can do that.
00:38:44We should just give up.
00:38:46Come on, Sophie.
00:38:47There has to be some chance.
00:38:48Okay,
00:38:48you don't know what you're talking about.
00:38:50I can't do that.
00:38:52No one can do that.
00:38:54You're just some dumb girl with money
00:38:55who tried to get into magic,
00:38:56but you don't know anything about magic.
00:38:59Okay,
00:38:59you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake.
00:39:01Are you going to come out here
00:39:02and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:03Or can I get ready for my first photo shoot
00:39:07as the new master of magic?
00:39:10Come on.
00:39:10One of you
00:39:11at least has to try.
00:39:13I can't lose this contract.
00:39:14I have children
00:39:15that are my responsibility
00:39:16and they will starve.
00:39:18Sophie?
00:39:20Eugene?
00:39:22Xavier?
00:39:23If I had my hand,
00:39:25I would try,
00:39:26but I don't even think
00:39:28I would stand a chance.
00:39:29Well, well.
00:39:31Looks like I won.
00:39:33Sir,
00:39:34are you hiring?
00:39:37Really?
00:39:38You're going to betray your boss
00:39:39right in front of him.
00:39:40Might as well.
00:39:41We can't go down
00:39:42with a sinking ship of losers.
00:39:44Sorry, Samuel.
00:39:45You should not put your faith
00:39:46in a stupid girl
00:39:47who doesn't understand
00:39:47the first thing about magic.
00:39:49It's over.
00:39:50The theater is mine!
00:39:53I failed them.
00:39:55I failed the orphanage.
00:39:59Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:40:02Hey, what?
00:40:03Where are you going?
00:40:06What is he doing?
00:40:10We still have a shot.
00:40:12I'm going to take it.
00:40:13Daniel, stop.
00:40:14You can't just go out there
00:40:15and embarrass yourself.
00:40:16I won't let you.
00:40:16Bree.
00:40:17Do you trust me?
00:40:22And with the Kensington team giving up,
00:40:24the winners are...
00:40:26Wait.
00:40:30The Kensington team sold us
00:40:31to do their quick change act.
00:40:34That's adorable.
00:40:36Do you even know
00:40:37what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage.
00:40:41Really, Samuel,
00:40:42you're sending out the help again?
00:40:44This loser has no chance
00:40:45of beating Kate.
00:40:46Sir, we tried to warn him,
00:40:48but Samuel just wouldn't.
00:40:50Listen.
00:40:50This worker conned him
00:40:52just like he conned the judges
00:40:53in the last round.
00:40:54Hey, that's not true.
00:40:55The only reason why he's here
00:40:56is because Bree has a little crush on him.
00:40:58That's enough.
00:40:59Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:01The producer's amateur boyfriend
00:41:03is trying to save the show.
00:41:05That's really cute.
00:41:06I said that's enough.
00:41:08Daniel, are you ready?
00:41:12Your time starts...
00:41:16now.
00:41:27We're waiting.
00:41:29Look at all these quick changes.
00:41:31He's going so fast,
00:41:32I can't keep track of them.
00:41:34What are you doing?
00:41:35What are you doing?
00:41:36What are you doing, boy?
00:41:36What are you doing with magic?
00:41:37Hey, honey.
00:41:38It doesn't look like magic's your thing,
00:41:40but I'm always hiring boys
00:41:42to do my laundry.
00:41:44What are you doing, boy?
00:41:46Just trust him.
00:41:48He has it under control.
00:41:49Are you kidding me?
00:41:50If he has it under control,
00:41:52I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:41:54Hey, Bree,
00:41:54you might want to turn around
00:41:56for this one, okay?
00:41:57Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself
00:41:59for the fraud that he truly is.
00:42:01Seriously, get off the stage.
00:42:03You look like a fucking ass.
00:42:05Yo, buddy, you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:07Knock it off.
00:42:09Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:11Are you happy?
00:42:12You've embarrassed yourself
00:42:13and wasted my precious time.
00:42:21Time.
00:42:22Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:25See, we always complain
00:42:26that time goes by too fast.
00:42:28But in moments like these,
00:42:29it's like time...
00:42:32stand still.
00:42:36Your technique wasn't bad.
00:42:38Just wasn't the master of magic's technique.
00:42:43This is...
00:42:46What's he gonna do?
00:42:48I'll find out.
00:42:53I'll blink.
00:43:04Congratulations.
00:43:05One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:07I win.
00:43:08But you can't call that a competition.
00:43:10What a waste of time.
00:43:12Sophie at least would have had a chance.
00:43:13Well, I think we know
00:43:14who won this contest.
00:43:16Are you sure about that?
00:43:18I might.
00:43:20Oh!
00:43:22It's wrecked him!
00:43:2476.
00:43:2576.
00:43:27What the fuck?
00:43:28What the fuck?
00:43:34What the fuck?
00:43:36How did he do that?
00:43:4177, 78.
00:43:51Ladies and gentlemen, we have 78 changes.
00:43:55I can't believe it. It's not possible. It's impossible.
00:44:00It's impossible for mere mortals, but not for the master of magic.
00:44:05Wait, is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11The misdirect you used. Showmanship.
00:44:15The transformation on a massive scale.
00:44:19Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend.
00:44:22Because this man is the master of magic.
00:44:26Oh my God!
00:44:32I knew it! I knew it!
00:44:36Oh God, I just made an axe of myself in front of the real master of magic.
00:44:45Without question, I believe I speak for all three judges to declare that Daniel is the winner of this competition.
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it. Daniel wins the competition!
00:44:59Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel! Daniel! Daniel!
00:45:07Please. Please forgive me.
00:45:08I was just so inspired by example growing up that I feel as if you've been with me every step
00:45:13of the way.
00:45:14How dare you lie to me!
00:45:15You swore to me you learned everything from him!
00:45:17You're nothing but a fraud! Get out of here!
00:45:24I've spent the last six years looking for you.
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic.
00:45:31Because I know that before you were the master of magic, you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:40Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it.
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:45:52You'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:45:56Here.
00:45:58Down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:46:01So what do you say?
00:46:03Ready to make some real money?
00:46:07I won both rounds of the competition, didn't I?
00:46:10Well, yes.
00:46:13Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater.
00:46:15That was the deal.
00:46:17Right. Of course.
00:46:19But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:22What do I think of your offer?
00:46:30Now why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:37Oh, that was so good.
00:46:42Wow.
00:46:43Everybody, give it up for the master of magic.
00:46:47Wow.
00:46:50You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:46:54Yeah, of course.
00:46:56I mean, even an idiot could see he was the master of magic.
00:47:00And honestly, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:08Wow.
00:47:10You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time.
00:47:12After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:15Oh, no, no, we were just joking.
00:47:18Right?
00:47:19Guys?
00:47:21You're going to stay with us.
00:47:23Right, Daniel?
00:47:24Yeah, of course he's going to stay with us.
00:47:26We're just, you know, showing him some love.
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:29The three of you, your actions were a disgrace.
00:47:34Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:47:41Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a very strong word, okay?
00:47:44No, we don't.
00:47:44First of all, I don't like that.
00:47:46You know.
00:47:48I do think, maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good.
00:48:01I know, I see it!
00:48:02That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen!
00:48:05Disgusting!
00:48:07What are you doing here for?
00:48:08Go, just go!
00:48:09We have to go here!
00:48:10Live!
00:48:14So, you're really him?
00:48:18Master of magic.
00:48:20I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you.
00:48:25If you want to stay, I gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance.
00:48:32But whether you stay or leave, it's completely your decision.
00:48:39So, what do you say?
00:48:43If you knew how I'd let Eric die, you'd hate me.
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic.
00:48:51That may be true, but nobody else could ever do what you did up here.
00:49:10That bracelet.
00:49:14Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:28Hey, all this time when I didn't recognize you, Daniel Angier, but you're still the same.
00:49:35The older brother looking out for the smaller kid.
00:49:38Any time Eric got hurt, he'd come running.
00:49:42But when I met her the most, I let him down.
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing.
00:49:53And he was so proud of you.
00:49:55The only time you let him down is when you stopped being the master of magic.
00:50:00What?
00:50:01Eric believed in you.
00:50:04In your gifts.
00:50:05Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:50:08You're still the master of magic.
00:50:10Eric, you just have to claim it.
00:50:19Where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel!
00:50:21Daniel, we want an interview!
00:50:23In here.
00:50:34I could have sworn he went this way.
00:50:35You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:45You're friends.
00:50:47Ah, well that sounds awful.
00:51:13I'm sorry.
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:33Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:56This looks way worse than the one we were kids.
00:51:59No, you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:16What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:19Good business. That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie. He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:37Silly boy. Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine. I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it.
00:52:53And funnel it into my casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56Nah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't.
00:53:02Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage,
00:53:13or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:27But you can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:35Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay at my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53Paying once millions for this place.
00:53:57I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah.
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:15I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money.
00:54:54The top burglars in the world.
00:54:56Lily.
00:54:57System Logistics and Camera Espionage.
00:55:02Alisa.
00:55:03Who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:08And Evita.
00:55:09Who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:17Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:30So, I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:37Hmm.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are.
00:55:41Idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:49And then, snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be big enough.
00:55:58Ladies.
00:55:59Please.
00:56:01Let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:23Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:25He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31Is nobody here?
00:56:33Maybe he could be our father.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in your reason.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:56:40We could double cross him.
00:56:41He's...
00:56:44All right.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:46And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:49But, you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see that cart of a deader boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:03You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:13First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15And you got that.
00:57:17A key.
00:57:18And then...
00:57:20Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:25You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:42This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:50Oh, I am so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink with water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow a spell.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:03Jesus Christ.
00:58:03I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:08Here, let me just...
00:58:08Let me help you just wipe.
00:58:09No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11It's a garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:13Yeah, garbage.
00:58:14Just...
00:58:15He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's a little failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:30Like the same thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:55Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:03How...
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:12Nobody is that girl.
00:59:14He probably already had them off his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:18History is like some little magic show.
00:59:21If he's clearly an amateur, which is good,
00:59:23we wouldn't want to double-class the girl.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:28All right.
00:59:30We'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:36We'll let you do it.
00:59:37We'll let you do it.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:39Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:41Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:45All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:48Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:55It's time for epistraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards,
01:00:01they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:04Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:18and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:20has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it look like Neanderthal school.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch her professional work.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:39Watch her sway.
01:00:42It is already starting to work.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before then, the hit look monocle.
01:01:05So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself in three, two.
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:14You smell that?
01:01:16Oh, my God.
01:01:22I got that scent.
01:01:24I can't resist.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:28Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on dimmit.
01:01:36It's fine.
01:01:36I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And that stupid captain means I will try again and it will work.
01:01:42They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new distraction now.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to destroy the guards, they will catch him.
01:01:52We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:01:57You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:01These vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:06He'll get arrested and that will be the big distraction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:28Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:29Realizing it looks too bad for him.
01:02:34Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:38My priceless, one-of-a-kind, two-faced trick coin.
01:02:41It's hard to let go.
01:02:42But to save the orphans,
01:02:45I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using Zindra's loot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:51How is he going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough to be a foul guard.
01:03:00My bedroom is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No way.
01:03:06I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then, he goes go.
01:03:22No way.
01:03:27Oh my gosh, amazing!
01:03:29On your first try?
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:32How did he do that?
01:03:33Oh my goodness,
01:03:34he probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not a real distraction.
01:03:49The slot machines are paying out!
01:03:59Code 11, all security personnel to the floor.
01:04:03That's impossible!
01:04:04Why didn't Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:05Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:07Ladies, are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into six years ago, to steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in without us?
01:04:39Don't think I want that little Smokey here to take a piece out of you if you try to double
01:04:43-cross us.
01:04:44Did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:50Hot blazes!
01:04:50How did that happen?
01:04:58You were going to pay for that!
01:05:00Dora, I had to wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:08We're too good.
01:05:09We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic tricks with you in our league.
01:05:14Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It's time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe-cracker in the world.
01:05:27She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one
01:05:31week.
01:05:32Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:34Just as I thought.
01:05:36Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:40No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah, me.
01:05:45Fortunately, that one thief lost me six years ago.
01:05:52Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03One down.
01:06:04Three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:11False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:16Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:20We don't have a minute.
01:06:21How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:24Somebody shoved him off.
01:06:26Eleven.
01:06:27Well, I'm just saying, you brought us before, so...
01:06:30No problem.
01:06:31Stop bothering her with your questions and just standing in the corner like a good little boy.
01:06:35Five.
01:06:36Four.
01:06:37Three.
01:06:38Two.
01:06:41Three.
01:06:42Two.
01:06:45Intruder alert cancelled.
01:06:48Got it.
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:52How was I supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an IBV International vault?
01:06:57You should have stolen vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:01Uh, give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:05Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:09You really think you can be faster than me?
01:07:11I am the one who cracks the safe, not to.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alisa, you got this.
01:07:18No, she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:21She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:24You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing, and you are a nobody.
01:07:32Hmm.
01:07:33Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:37Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:46It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53Quiet, idiot.
01:07:54I almost found it.
01:07:55Alisa.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him and then say that we stopped him from grabbing
01:08:06the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up what I already started.
01:08:13Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:22What the hell are you doing?
01:08:25Is this idiot trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if you'd stop talking and listen, you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel, we have a complete code 9 at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up.
01:08:41Pickle him.
01:08:45Now for the magic blades.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00Oh, the hell?
01:09:02Impossibile.
01:09:03Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in over our heads?
01:09:05Ladies, I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20God damn.
01:09:22There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:26I am finally going to buy the mention of the Kispy and see.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:48You think you are so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:56We played you the entire time.
01:09:58And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:02They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:05Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:08All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought you could hang with the three links.
01:10:14You were just our fault.
01:10:15That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:28Whoa.
01:10:29This is more than I even thought.
01:10:32Barry is so paranoid, he put all his valuables in here.
01:10:36Come on, ladies.
01:10:36We can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:46He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy.
01:10:53But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that next time.
01:11:00Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:03Who?
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:08You know exactly.
01:11:10Who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads!
01:11:14Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:16I want to be petty thief.
01:11:18Calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:20He's not a nobody.
01:11:23He's...
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:28He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:31You fools!
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please.
01:11:35Please don't do this.
01:11:35Let us go.
01:11:36Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy like...
01:11:40reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:49What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:03No.
01:12:04Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:19My pink ass.
01:12:21Oh, God.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:24The geriatric huckster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:35That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick, huh?
01:12:46But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:12:51I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you down that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:57You're gonna finish that job right now.
01:13:06Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23You're probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why he didn't?
01:13:30He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:35Sweet.
01:13:36You guys brought flowers.
01:14:00That's enough.
01:14:01That's enough.
01:14:10How did you do that?
01:14:12Blassoed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police are on their way, and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:22Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:14:27Now, why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30You're stealing from me.
01:14:33It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in
01:14:38the United States.
01:14:39Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:14:42Guess who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:14:51No!
01:14:52No!
01:14:53No!
01:14:53No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:55No!
01:14:56No!
01:14:56No!
01:14:57No!
01:14:57No!
01:14:57No!
01:14:57No!
01:15:07We did it, Eric.
01:15:09Untraceable Bitcoin, cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage, and put those kids through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love all the colors in the stained glass windows.
01:15:27And the library.
01:15:30We get brand new books every day.
01:15:33I still can't understand how you found the money to pay off all those loans.
01:15:37You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
01:15:41Hi!
01:15:43Hi!
01:15:43Hi!
01:15:43Mommy!
01:15:43Daddy!
01:15:44Let's get ice cream for the show!
01:15:46Yeah!
01:15:47Ice cream!
01:15:47You read my mind.
01:15:49You're like a little magician.
01:15:50Okay.
01:15:51I guess we'll see you next week.
01:15:52Always looking forward to it.
01:15:54Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:01Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the Angier Magic Team.
01:16:08The one.
01:16:10The one.
01:16:12The one.
01:16:13Mistress of magic herself.
01:16:18Charity, Angier!
01:16:20Thanks for your叡 fim!
01:16:22Thanks, Sarah.
01:16:22Thanks for your叡哎!
01:16:29Thanks a lot.
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