00:03Oh
00:07Don't tell mom
00:18Let's do this
00:34Name one bird cooler than your dad
00:36Liswan James
00:37Hendaya
00:38Michael Beak Jordan
00:40Timothy Quaylamay
00:41I said what?
00:42Bad Birdie
00:42Tate McRaven
00:43Alex Earl
00:44Ryan Gosling
00:47I'm a professional full-time parent
00:49It's my new job
00:50Oh hey, what's up?
00:51Came to say goodnight to the best daughter in the world
00:54A what?
00:55No way
00:56Uh, yes way
00:57That is so wild
00:59Really?
01:00Hold on
01:00My dad's mumbling something in the doorway
01:02Dad, do you need something?
01:04I'm on the phone
01:05Okay
01:05I love you too, dad
01:22Don't tell mom
01:25Whoa
01:26Time to call the bombsquad
01:28Oh yeah
01:29Hey
01:29You guys got this right
01:31Everybody wants a new room
01:32Oh, I've got a situation here
01:34Um, everything going okay out there?
01:37We need a new diaper
01:39I don't know where the diapers are
01:40No, no, no, no
01:41No, no, no
01:42It's like the Bellagio fountain
01:45Everybody's working
01:46Where'd he go?
01:48Get him right, say no soda
01:49Oh no
01:51Oh no
01:52Why is he doing that?
01:53Is that normal?
01:53I don't know
01:57What are you doing?
01:58Come on, please
01:59Come on, one, one
02:02Or an exorcist
02:03What are you doing?
02:08What are you doing?
02:09I don't know
02:09What are you doing?
02:12Why are you doing it?
02:14So
02:14What are you doing?
02:15Come on
02:15Oh no
02:18What are you doing?
02:19Oh yeah
02:20I don't know
