00:01Have you ever suffered the injustice of being a person of color in this world?
00:07Have you ever had someone tell you how impressed they are?
00:10How well you speak English without an accent?
00:13Why do you speak so much English?
00:15Speak English, Mom.
00:17Or are you just tired of the way white folks look at you?
00:20If you can't beat them, be... them.
00:29Hi, my love.
00:31I have some sad news.
00:32I'm not gonna run for prom queen.
00:35Ugh, gag.
00:37You think Olivia's racist and stupid, so help me beat her for prom queen.
00:43I have... a whole plan.
00:46Vote for me.
00:47Vote for me.
00:47What are you doing?
00:51I'm not going to do it.
00:52Come on.
00:53I've decided I'm going to endorse one girl for prom queen.
00:56Someone we all want to be.
00:57Irregardless of prejudice.
00:59I can see your black roots.
01:03Ew.
01:08Hello?
01:09Don't be shy.
01:10What is this place?
01:12We help you reach your true potential.
01:16Welcome to ethnic modification.
01:22Three, two, one.
01:28This is my favorite part.
01:33How are you feeling?
01:35It's good to be white.
01:40Hey, new girl.
01:42Hey.
01:42Come sit.
01:47I just gave myself an upgrade.
01:49I'll finally be treated the same as everybody else.
01:53Look at what you've done to yourself.
01:55What happened?
01:57Hey, I'm busy, I'm busy, I'm busy.
01:59Before a new plant can grow the seed...
02:03...has to die.
02:04This is a common side effect.
02:06This is a common side effect.
02:09This is a common side effect.
02:10This is a common side effect.
02:12Joe.
02:13How wonderful is it...
02:14...to be white?
02:17Do yourself a favor.
02:18Get tickets to a Michael Buble concert.
02:20That experience as a white person will change your life.
02:41Go to the limit.
02:41Go to the range of evils.
02:41Go to the room.
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