00:00Polen, 1939, German troops are massed at the border, waiting to invade.
00:06But meanwhile, at the Bronsky Theatre,
00:09Frederick and Anna Bronsky are singing the number one hit of Warsaw.
00:20Then, suddenly, Germany invades Poland.
00:31And nothing stands in their way, except a bunch of Polish hams,
00:36led by the greatest actor in Poland, Frederick Bronsky.
00:40To be?
00:44Or not to be?
00:46He's married to the most beautiful actress in all of Poland.
00:50Ah, Mrs. Bronsky, Mrs. Bronsky, Mrs. Bronsky.
00:53We're all here.
00:54The radiant and faithful Anna Bronsky.
00:59Bye, Freddy.
01:01Good luck.
01:03Listen, if I don't come back alive,
01:05I forgive you for whatever happened between you and Lieutenant Zbinski.
01:09But if I do come back, you're in a lot of trouble!
01:11And he's suspected of being a spy.
01:14By Colonel Earhart, head of the Gestapo.
01:17Well, it looks bad for me, doesn't it?
01:18It doesn't look good.
01:20You can murder a man, kill him in cold blood,
01:22but you can't see it!
01:23Oh!
01:24Oh!
01:24Oh!
01:30Will Frederick Bronsky and the Bronsky theatrical troupe
01:33escape the clutches of the dreaded SS?
01:36I ask them! I ask them! I ask them!
01:38Then shoot them and interrogate them!
01:40And get out of Poland alive?
01:42Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Get into that plane!
01:54Find out when you see
01:56To Be or Not To Be
02:00Starring Mel Brooks
02:01Hello!
02:03And Bancroft
02:03True love should never stand in the way of a good time
02:07Tim Matheson
02:08Oh! Gee! Thanks a lot!
02:13Charles Durning
02:13Can I offer you a cigarette?
02:15No, sir!
02:15Cigar?
02:16Oh, no, sir!
02:17Chocolate-covered nougats?
02:19Chocolate-covered what?
02:21Nougats!
02:23And Jose Ferrer
02:24Hurry, man!
02:27You're drooling!
02:29So whatever you do, folks
02:31Don't leave home
02:32Unless you're coming to see
02:34To Be or Not To Be
02:36That is the movie
02:39He'll be waiting for you
02:41You're drooling!
02:42You're drooling!
02:43You're drooling!
02:45You're drooling!
02:46You're drooling!
02:46You're drooling!
02:47You're drooling!