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My Wife Turns Out to Be a Man?! (2025) - Full EP | Unexpected Marriage, Comedy Romance, Drama Series
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00:00:05Jamie I can't marry someone I'm not in love with I've got to go find my own happiness
00:00:12I'm sorry sir but we can't find Miss Judith anywhere
00:00:16all right I'll handle this keep searching
00:00:19fuck me sideways
00:00:30where is she
00:00:31I'm sure she'll be here soon
00:00:45just let it go
00:00:47it's okay
00:01:01I now pronounce you husband and wife
00:01:04pick her up
00:01:06come on
00:01:07lift your pride
00:01:09pick her up
00:01:11come on
00:01:17you better hit the gym sweetheart
00:01:24one year
00:01:26just survive one year
00:01:28and then I'll be free
00:01:35let me make one thing perfectly clear
00:01:38I'm only marrying you because it was my dad's last wish
00:01:41don't catch any feelings from me okay
00:01:46as in a year you and I will be done
00:01:49period
00:01:50perfect
00:01:51I was kind of getting worried you started
00:01:54drooning over my irresistible channel
00:01:59since we're both here for our families let's lock this with a one year contract
00:02:04clean and simple works for both of us
00:02:14all right rule number one
00:02:16no sex
00:02:18no snooping
00:02:18zip zero zilch for the year
00:02:20okay
00:02:21number two
00:02:22if either needs a plus one for public events the other shows up
00:02:26all right
00:02:28rule number three
00:02:29common spaces get split fair and square
00:02:32judith gets the master suite
00:02:35this is my house
00:02:37why do you get the master suite
00:02:45because you're a strong gentleman
00:02:50and I'm your wife
00:02:52you're a lot stronger and taller than I am
00:02:54what was that?
00:02:55nothing
00:03:15oh I'm done
00:03:30I'm just gonna level with you okay
00:03:31I mean you literally just got married
00:03:33and since I spent time with your new wife
00:03:35you hang out with me in some workplace bar
00:03:38look
00:03:39is Judith objectively hot?
00:03:42yes
00:03:43does she have an incredible body?
00:03:45yes
00:03:47but
00:03:49she's not Evelyn
00:03:51I'm only marrying Judith because my dad wanted me to
00:03:54and I need to secure Evelyn's future
00:03:58dude that's my dream girl
00:04:01and Judith is weird
00:04:02I mean first night we lived together she took my room
00:04:05my room
00:04:07who does that?
00:04:09no that's cold man
00:04:11that's cold
00:04:14so what do you want to do?
00:04:16you want to get back with her or
00:04:18what?
00:04:20what do you suggest?
00:04:22take some notes
00:04:23of myself
00:04:24her
00:04:25oh
00:04:26yeah
00:04:26no what?
00:04:28what?
00:04:28I'm not gonna blackmail my wife
00:04:30why not?
00:04:31it's easy
00:04:32well okay let's not blackmail but
00:04:34it's blackmail
00:04:35Fenton this is a crazy idea
00:04:37I can't blackmail my wife
00:04:38that's fucking crazy dude
00:04:42what do you suggest?
00:04:46take some notes
00:04:47of myself
00:04:49no her
00:04:49oh
00:04:51I don't know what you heard
00:04:52but I promise you
00:04:53it's only half the truth
00:04:54I mean I would never go along with Fenton's plan
00:04:57he's crazy
00:04:58and I'm not a monster
00:05:00Avery
00:05:00the public doesn't care if it's the whole truth or half of it
00:05:04what if I post this on Facebook or Instagram?
00:05:07no please
00:05:08it would ruin my family's reputation
00:05:10and it would ruin the business for Rock Capital
00:05:15just don't
00:05:23what do you want from me?
00:05:25I should punish you
00:05:28what shall I do to you?
00:05:37what shall I do to you?
00:05:39such an astute and foxy woman
00:05:44no
00:05:44I have to remain loyal
00:05:46to Evelyn
00:05:47what are you doing?
00:05:49I have a girlfriend
00:05:50and we
00:05:51had a deal
00:05:51calm down
00:05:52I'm just out there
00:05:54a little payback
00:05:57hand over the
00:05:58Sunset Island Resort
00:05:59and I'll delete this recording
00:06:03otherwise
00:06:04no no no
00:06:06I'll do it
00:06:09good boy
00:06:25I hate milk
00:06:26that's my milk
00:06:36my princesses coming home
00:06:39my princesses coming home
00:07:21I missed you.
00:07:23I missed you.
00:07:23I missed you.
00:07:47Aw, have to be a couple.
00:07:49I wish I could have a boyfriend like that.
00:07:53Is this for me?
00:07:54Yes.
00:08:02Evelyn.
00:08:04Who the hell is this guy?
00:08:06Oh, I'm Evelyn's boyfriend.
00:08:09Evelyn, what's he talking about?
00:08:11Yes, he is my boyfriend.
00:08:15Who the hell am I?
00:08:17You're also my boyfriend.
00:08:19What the fuck, Evelyn?
00:08:21Why did you even bring me here if he's gonna pick you up?
00:08:24Oops, I was group texting.
00:08:27Ah, Avery.
00:08:29You are so adorable and naive as always.
00:08:34And you're just okay with this?
00:08:36Oh, I don't mind.
00:08:39She's the hottest after all.
00:08:41Right.
00:08:42Well, nothing but the best for you both.
00:08:49Hell, I'm Mark Esclat.
00:08:53And so I'm...
00:09:02I'm growing up.
00:09:07Oh nah!
00:09:10Oh no!
00:09:18Fuck!
00:09:20Why?
00:09:24I don't know what you're saying.
00:09:38I hate you, Evelyn!
00:09:40I hate you!
00:09:47Don't talk to me!
00:09:49I'm sorry.
00:09:59I miss you every day.
00:10:02I miss you so much.
00:10:05Is it really such a big deal?
00:10:08Oh, you're fine. I'll help you.
00:10:11I'll eat this time.
00:10:19Hey there.
00:10:20Ow, ow.
00:10:27Evelyn!
00:10:31Evelyn!
00:10:34How could you betray me like this?
00:10:38I've waited for you for three years.
00:10:40I saved myself for you.
00:10:46No!
00:10:47No!
00:10:48Mommy!
00:10:49I miss my mommy.
00:10:51I miss my daddy.
00:10:55I'm so tired.
00:10:57I'm so sad.
00:11:02I'm so sad.
00:11:02I'm so alone.
00:11:05I'm so alone.
00:11:08What's the...
00:11:10The parent's gone.
00:11:11And the girl left you high and dry.
00:11:14I'm so tired.
00:11:15I'm so tired.
00:11:16You're so tired.
00:11:19I'm so tired.
00:11:27You're so tired.
00:11:28Yep.
00:11:30Okay.
00:11:31Up we go.
00:11:33Hey, it's all dude.
00:11:35I can out-drink you in again.
00:11:37That's the last time I saw Hillary Clinton.
00:11:38Oh, yeah?
00:11:39Oh.
00:11:40I'm not drunk.
00:11:41Yep, yep.
00:11:42Alright, get in there.
00:11:43Yeah, there you go.
00:11:45I'm not drunk.
00:11:47Mm-hmm.
00:11:48In fact,
00:11:50how about another round?
00:11:51Oh!
00:11:53Fuck, I'm drunk.
00:11:54Quiet, you stink, man.
00:11:56Judith?
00:11:58Come here.
00:12:00I'm soaking wet.
00:12:02I know.
00:12:33Okay, wait.
00:12:34No.
00:12:36No.
00:12:42Don't play with a man.
00:12:53That's all you got?
00:13:02Playtime is over.
00:13:04Time to get down to some real business.
00:13:07God, she's hot.
00:13:09I wouldn't mind sleeping with her.
00:13:11Whew.
00:13:15So this is what you meant by serious business?
00:13:18Yep.
00:13:19Oh.
00:13:20Why?
00:13:20What do you have in mind?
00:13:22Nothing.
00:13:50What the fuck?
00:13:51I just, I just like trying out different hairstyles.
00:13:55Oh.
00:13:57Okay.
00:13:58So you like hairstyles, huh?
00:13:59Different role-play stuff?
00:14:01You kinky?
00:14:01Mm-hmm.
00:14:02Yeah?
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:12What the fuck?
00:14:14What?
00:14:15Where are the, where are the, the boobies?
00:14:29I'm not drunk.
00:14:30Mm-hmm.
00:14:32In fact, how about another round?
00:14:35Oh!
00:14:37God, I'm drunk.
00:14:39Okay.
00:14:39Judith, Judith, Judith, Judith.
00:14:41What?
00:14:42I'm so wet right now.
00:14:50No!
00:14:51No!
00:14:52No!
00:14:56No!
00:15:02Hi!
00:15:03Ivory!
00:15:04Come here, darling.
00:15:06Oh!
00:15:07Fuck!
00:15:08Why?
00:15:08I was dead wrong about you.
00:15:11Your wide-eyed baby deer routine?
00:15:13Gosh!
00:15:14Gosh, I can't believe I actually bought those tickets to your show.
00:15:16What the hell are you talking about?
00:15:18Stop playing dumb.
00:15:19Did you sink Charlie's company on purpose?
00:15:23Is this some kind of fucked up payback against me?
00:15:25No!
00:15:26No!
00:15:26What?
00:15:26I don't know what you're saying!
00:15:27Okay, I have-
00:15:28You didn't-
00:15:29It's time.
00:15:35I did.
00:15:36Wait.
00:15:37Wait.
00:15:38This is between Avery and I.
00:15:39Who the hell are you?
00:15:45Oh my-
00:15:49What do you know?
00:15:52I'm Avery's wife.
00:15:54Have a problem with that?
00:15:59You sick cheating bastard!
00:16:01How could you?
00:16:03Maybe someone else behind my back!
00:16:06I-
00:16:07Look who's talking!
00:16:08S-s-s-s-s-s-s-slut!
00:16:11Girls are firing!
00:16:12Bitch!
00:16:16Listen.
00:16:17Look.
00:16:18Sugar.
00:16:19You get Charlie out of this mess.
00:16:21Whatever it takes.
00:16:22You do that!
00:16:23Little favor for me.
00:16:25I promise.
00:16:26I'll let you keep on playing boyfriend.
00:16:28I don't care about the ring.
00:16:30How about you ask your other boy toys to help your Charlie out?
00:16:33Cause I'm already married.
00:16:38No.
00:16:39You can't be serious.
00:16:41You're not picking this mama bear over me!
00:16:44This mama bear is 10,000 times the woman you will ever be.
00:16:47So why don't you take your knockoff sheen dress and walk it back down to Santa Alley where you came
00:16:51from, bitch!
00:16:52Bye!
00:16:52Bye!
00:16:53You will get on your knees before me.
00:16:56Just for your embassy.
00:17:01Thanks.
00:17:02No worries.
00:17:07Hello?
00:17:08Hey, man.
00:17:09Uh, remember to bring your wife to the birthday party.
00:17:20Hey, we're coming home.
00:17:24Bye!
00:17:24Bye!
00:17:25Bye!
00:17:27Bye.
00:17:27Bye.
00:17:28Bye!
00:17:29Bye!
00:17:30Bye!
00:17:31Bye!
00:17:35Bye!
00:17:37Bye!
00:17:39Bye!
00:17:40Bye!
00:17:40Bye!
00:17:41Oh, there's food, finally.
00:17:57Jeez, like, she's a normal amount.
00:18:00You look thin, you should poke up. Here, cupcake.
00:18:03Oh, I'm good, I don't... I'm watching a figure.
00:18:05Eat a cupcake. No, please don't.
00:18:07Eat a cupcake.
00:18:12I am so sorry.
00:18:13I'm simply upholding my allegation
00:18:15to public display my special affection
00:18:17that you sign off on.
00:18:20Besides, watching Instagram is having fun.
00:18:23Sweetheart, you should try this. It looks defining.
00:18:25You might actually like it. No, I'm not gonna help.
00:18:26Oh, wait!
00:18:27Oh, fuck.
00:18:38Thank you for this.
00:18:42But you're no wrong. And you are.
00:18:44Judith. Pleasure. What's the name?
00:18:47Judith. That lovely name.
00:18:49Damn.
00:18:51That's right.
00:18:52My wife, my wife and I,
00:18:54we're actually about to go greet our guests.
00:18:56We have lots of friends,
00:18:57because we're married and popular. Bye.
00:19:06We'll see each other again soon, Judith.
00:19:15You need to stay away from that guy, okay?
00:19:17He's trouble.
00:19:18Oh.
00:19:19Are you jealous, darling?
00:19:21What?
00:19:22I'm just trying to look out for you.
00:19:30What are you doing?
00:19:32You're a bad liar.
00:19:34Pupils blown.
00:19:36Heart-hunching baby babies.
00:19:44Whoa!
00:19:53Whoa!
00:19:54Whoa!
00:19:55Whoa!
00:19:55Whoa!
00:19:55I can't swim!
00:19:58Ow!
00:20:00Ow!
00:20:01Get!
00:20:02Oh!
00:20:11Avery!
00:20:12Damn it!
00:20:14Can you hear me?
00:20:19Breathe, damn it!
00:20:23No!
00:20:25Oh!
00:20:25Oh!
00:20:29Ah!
00:20:30Oh!
00:20:31Oh!
00:20:31I'm alive!
00:20:32Oh!
00:20:34Oh!
00:20:35Oh!
00:20:37She looks lovely when she's sleeping.
00:20:40Oh!
00:20:41Oh!
00:20:45Oh!
00:20:46Oh!
00:20:46Oh!
00:20:47Oh!
00:20:48Oh!
00:20:48Oh!
00:20:50Oh! Oh!
00:20:56is that what it looks like you know you know what whatever man she she's your wife okay
00:21:09so how you feel my man because you scared the fucking shit out of me
00:21:14no i really owe you for earlier thanks for saving my man dude credit where credit's due
00:21:22your wife is the hero my pretty girl saved your ass
00:21:40my wife a guy no way what was i thinking
00:22:03what's going on finally catchy feelings don't flatter yourself you good now
00:22:14thanks for pulling me out
00:22:27now i have an only fan yeah what look who's breathing again you two have your moment i'm
00:22:32gonna hit the buffet okay all right bye sweetums ah so how's bed rest treating you buddy shut
00:22:39your trap whoa easy killer oh damn son you got that maybe but it's temporary she's temporary
00:22:52so dude come on just play husband for real come on wine her diner take her on the balcony
00:23:00overlooking the ocean and just screw her goddamn brains out man that's what marriage is all about
00:23:07you don't know anything about marriage do you i yeah okay now all my relationships are great but i
00:23:13mean does she even know she's married
00:23:23this come on again it's funny we keep bumping into each other destiny has a strange sense of
00:23:28humor no hardly a shock in the place this size cannot blame models for being attracted to a
00:23:36supernova how poetic yeah i bet that line works at truck stops
00:23:41so may i ask do you have a sister why you ask you remind me of my friend he has
00:23:48the same
00:23:50eyes the same cheeks the same lips you oh really what's she like sweet lively i can show you a
00:23:58picture
00:23:59could it be could it be judith
00:24:11stay away from my wife
00:24:17are you gonna let go sometime tonight
00:24:21what are you freaking out about
00:24:24i need to tell you something i hey there you guys are
00:24:32oh happy birthday man uh sorry we were just heading out
00:24:35oh it's okay it's okay it's hang on a second
00:24:39got a nice bottle of wine for you thank you
00:24:50add a little something extra enjoy
00:25:03what do you want to say at the party screw it now or never judith
00:25:11would you be my wife
00:25:13would you be my wife like for real no tape backs
00:25:24come here
00:25:37maybe shower first
00:25:42okay i love this kinky stuff but maybe we could go slower i think i'm
00:25:48getting first time jitters i mean i'm not a virgin i mean i've had sex with lots of
00:25:52women like 300 women that seems like a lot like
00:25:55coming in about a few hours
00:26:07wait whoa what's going on what the hell are you whoa whoa whoa whoa
00:26:12i told you
00:26:13No date backs.
00:26:15Get over here.
00:26:46What?
00:26:56Holy shit!
00:26:58I slept with a man!
00:27:02Is this a man?
00:27:03No, no way.
00:27:05No, this can't be happening.
00:27:06No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:27:11Wake up!
00:27:12Wake the fuck up!
00:27:14Hello.
00:27:16Morning, honey.
00:27:17What the fuck is your problem, dude?
00:27:23Easy!
00:27:24Okay.
00:27:28I'm...
00:27:29I'm James Bolton.
00:27:32And...
00:27:33Judas' brother.
00:27:35Yeah, we...
00:27:36We're kinda screwed.
00:27:41What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
00:27:43Why are you pretending to be your sister?
00:27:45Okay, I... I know this is...
00:27:47She bailed the wedding.
00:27:49And...
00:27:50To save our family the shame.
00:27:51I had no choice.
00:27:53I...
00:27:53I wasn't myself.
00:27:54Get the fuck away from...
00:27:55Ow!
00:27:57Fuck!
00:27:58Are you okay?
00:27:58I'm fine!
00:28:01Just...
00:28:01Get out!
00:28:02Get out!
00:28:10Oh?
00:28:22Uh...
00:28:24Uh...
00:28:24Want some help?
00:28:24No...
00:28:27okay you want me to call someone no I don't want you to call someone this is
00:28:32probably the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me so please
00:28:35don't tell anybody okay fine just rest up
00:28:41everything hurts oh my god what is that what an animal my back
00:28:59I got the meds just leave me alone come on it's not gonna get any better if you
00:29:07don't apply the ointment in the right spot
00:29:15I can do it myself it's it's all my fault let me fix what I do I said I can
00:29:19do it myself
00:29:22come on you can't even see your own back Avery let me help
00:29:28what are you trying to do flex it
00:29:33here let me do it
00:29:36what are you doing it's my back that hurts
00:29:43it's great let it happen
00:29:45it's okay
00:29:52Avery I'm I'm really sorry about last night
00:29:57about lying
00:29:59yeah I get it honestly it's new for me too
00:30:03and this is messing with my head I'm gonna give you space I'm gonna bounce
00:30:09it to my place call me if you need anything
00:30:32you want it twice a day one time already almost killed me
00:30:41you want it twice a day one time already almost killed me
00:30:55I should punish you what shall I do to you
00:31:03I'm Avery's wife got a problem with that
00:31:12how the hell did I not know he was a guy
00:31:17and why do I miss that bastard
00:31:37like hell I will
00:31:43unfreaking believable not one damn call
00:31:55you
00:31:56uh I I just um so uh you want to hang out tomorrow
00:32:03I'm a dude
00:32:33I'm a dude
00:32:34Nah, I was just thinking that you'd look a lot better with the dress on.
00:32:38Oh!
00:32:39She did.
00:32:42What a delightful surprise.
00:32:48Missed the mark. This is James, her brother.
00:32:53A thousand apologies. You cannot blame a man.
00:32:56See, Walton beauty is...legendary.
00:33:01James, to tell you the truth, I fell in love with you the moment I met you the other day.
00:33:06I wanted to take you to dinner, just the two of us.
00:33:09That snake set this whole damn thing up.
00:33:11Sorry. Taken.
00:33:13We're running late.
00:33:23Goddamn much in peace.
00:33:26I always get what I want.
00:33:41So, Vincent.
00:33:42I looked at you a little weird today.
00:33:46Like you were Neil.
00:33:50How long have you guys known each other? Is this history or...?
00:33:53Uh, no. I just met him at Paton's birthday.
00:33:57You were there too, remember?
00:33:58Mm.
00:33:58Yeah, and I tried playing it cool.
00:34:01You were totally jealous.
00:34:04I wasn't jealous. I'm not jealous.
00:34:07I don't care.
00:34:09I thought maybe you cared.
00:34:12Guess not.
00:34:21Straight A since sixth grade.
00:34:24My parents' legacy project breathing down my neck.
00:34:28The whole damn world wants me to be their parcel and doll.
00:34:33Perfect air.
00:34:35Flawless statue.
00:34:39Flawless statue.
00:34:39Fuckin' trophy case.
00:34:47No one knows how tight the news gets.
00:34:51The speech.
00:34:53The only place where the rope goes slack.
00:34:58The only place where I can just...
00:35:02exist.
00:35:05Why'd you bring me here?
00:35:11Why'd you call me?
00:35:29Why'd you call me?
00:35:30Why'd you call me?
00:35:31Why'd you call me?
00:35:36Why'd you call me?
00:35:39Why'd you call me?
00:35:40How'd you call me?
00:35:41Wait, wait, wait.
00:35:42I just, I just...
00:35:43I need to...
00:35:44I need to...
00:35:45I just got to...
00:35:47Get...
00:35:47I don't know what's wrong with me, dude.
00:36:00I knew that she was a guy
00:36:03But like
00:36:06I can't get over it
00:36:07Look at that face of his weaponized charm
00:36:10I mean, God, straight, gay
00:36:13I mean, it doesn't really make a difference
00:36:15He just wrecks people, man
00:36:16I didn't call you to hear you salivate about him
00:36:19If you're that confused
00:36:21Go test the waters a little bit
00:36:22Dip your toes, you know
00:36:23Go figure yourself out
00:36:25You're a grown boy
00:36:26You need to learn this kind of stuff
00:36:42Hey, handsome
00:36:44Buy a lonely girl a drink
00:36:50Yeah, I'm into women
00:36:52Straight guys love hot women
00:36:55That's the script
00:37:08You like what you see?
00:37:12Yeah
00:37:12Yeah
00:37:13I shouldn't feel guilty
00:37:15I mean, he lied
00:37:16And I married Judith
00:37:17His sister
00:37:18My actual wife
00:37:19Who I've never even met
00:37:21It's a contract marriage
00:37:22So no rules broken
00:37:24Okay
00:37:26You like it rather
00:37:28Oh
00:37:32This doesn't feel right
00:37:34What's wrong
00:37:44Aren't you in the mood, Charlie?
00:37:46Shh
00:37:47Leave it to me
00:37:52Now this is where it gets fun
00:37:58No
00:38:01Okay
00:38:01Just
00:38:02Shh
00:38:06For real?
00:38:07I'm sorry
00:38:08It's not you
00:38:08I just
00:38:09I don't think I am who I thought I was
00:38:14You
00:38:17I'm an idiot
00:38:17You don't need me at all. Enjoy your night. No, this is this is not what it looks like. I
00:38:23just save it
00:38:25Okay
00:38:36Bless you. Thank you
00:38:44Hey
00:38:46What do you call a deer with no eyes?
00:38:51No idea
00:38:56Keep the joke for you guys
00:39:07No no no no no no no no no no no no no quiet
00:39:10I don't want you to turn around
00:39:12I don't want you to turn around
00:39:14I don't want you to turn around
00:39:16Kill me now
00:39:27James
00:39:29James
00:39:30James
00:39:31James
00:39:33James
00:39:34James James James James James James want to play with little bunny?
00:39:41Come on, please. Just forgive me. Please, just get in the car.
00:40:05What's up? Okay, fine. I'm sorry about the other day, but I promise nothing happened with her. I didn't sleep
00:40:12with her, okay?
00:40:14Why'd you take her home?
00:40:16I was drunk, and I was scared. I never felt this way about a guy before, and honestly, it's terrifying.
00:40:25But you have to believe me when I say I didn't sleep with her, okay? Trust me.
00:40:29I trust you.
00:40:30What?
00:40:33I'm just... I feel so hurt right now.
00:40:43How are you going to make it up to me?
00:40:54Impressive.
00:41:08We'll be back.
00:41:10We'll be back.
00:41:37I'm not angry anymore.
00:41:40You don't have to do anything, you're not ready.
00:41:42I'm ready.
00:41:47Oh, um, I got an exam in the afternoon.
00:41:51We'd be rushed.
00:41:53Oh, um, okay.
00:41:56Yeah, no, that's fine.
00:41:57I remembered I had a meeting this afternoon anyway, so...
00:42:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:02Is that to me?
00:42:03Oh, 100%, yeah.
00:42:04Alright, good.
00:42:13Come on, hello?
00:42:22What now?
00:42:25Hello?
00:42:27Where are you?
00:42:28I'm on my way.
00:42:30Bye.
00:42:52Avery!
00:42:54Avery!
00:42:56Avery!
00:42:57James!
00:42:58Avery!
00:42:59James!
00:43:01Avery!
00:43:03James!
00:43:07Sorry, I'm a little late.
00:43:19You're being shy, I've seen you naked before.
00:43:23I broke my ankles, not my hands.
00:43:26Shut it.
00:43:30I can't help it.
00:43:32He gets to me.
00:43:34He gets to me.
00:43:38Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:43:39Wait a minute.
00:43:41Move your hand.
00:43:42I can't watch if you're blocking.
00:43:53I can do it myself.
00:43:55You won't stop.
00:44:05You won't stop.
00:44:09Master.
00:44:10Master.
00:44:23You got bored of staring?
00:44:25No, silly.
00:44:27Oh, I got a graduation party tomorrow.
00:44:29I'll be gone in one week.
00:44:31One week!
00:44:32One week.
00:44:33One week.
00:44:34It's a normal amount of time to be apart.
00:44:36It's cool.
00:44:36I'm cool.
00:44:37Who's going?
00:44:38Yeah, it's just the drama crew.
00:44:41Liam, Zoe, Phoebe, Ethan.
00:44:43The guys I know from class and the girls from theater.
00:44:46You okay?
00:44:47Great.
00:44:48But they're all hot as hell.
00:44:50You want to come?
00:44:52Hanging with a bunch of college kids.
00:44:55That'd be a disaster.
00:44:57No!
00:44:58I mean, I'm busy.
00:45:00Probably got stuff going on whenever you said that was happening.
00:45:03I'm probably busy doing other stuff.
00:45:05Cool things that don't involve you.
00:45:07No.
00:45:08Oh.
00:45:11Ah.
00:45:15Ah.
00:45:24No!
00:45:26No!
00:45:29Oh!
00:45:31Yes!
00:45:32Oh!
00:45:36What the fuck do they have to be laughing about?
00:46:06Hey, bro, can you toss the soap back?
00:46:09Uh, yeah, no problem, my guy.
00:46:21Thanks, bro. You're a lifesaver.
00:46:24You got it, boss.
00:46:31Oh, damn, dude.
00:46:33I've got slippery hands. Can you toss the back again?
00:46:36Again? You gotta be kidding me.
00:46:39Sure thing.
00:46:40Yeah, thanks.
00:46:50Hey, that's one.
00:46:56Oh, I think you got the wrong guy.
00:46:58Yeah, shut up, Avery.
00:47:02Now, did someone tell me that you weren't available?
00:47:05What are you doing here?
00:47:06I was just overheating so I thought a shower would help.
00:47:09Nope.
00:47:12This time the truth, Avery.
00:47:14Or I can't promise that I can hold back.
00:47:23I'm so freaking stupid.
00:47:25Yeah!
00:47:30Oh, a woman.
00:47:32Hey, handsome.
00:47:33You wanna get a drink?
00:47:34Sorry, ladies.
00:47:36Hi, James.
00:47:38But, uh, sorry, uh, as you can see, um, he's with me.
00:47:43Ooh.
00:47:46Can you guys support us?
00:47:50Thanks.
00:47:54Well, uh, you still haven't answered my question.
00:47:57And you can't keep running away.
00:48:03Oh, yeah, okay.
00:48:05You're not gonna tell me about it.
00:48:06Okay.
00:48:08You know what?
00:48:09I'm gonna find you to fix all this and, yeah, you and me.
00:48:14Done.
00:48:18Wait.
00:48:22You wanna know why I'm here?
00:48:28This is it.
00:48:41I couldn't stay away.
00:48:43I saw you with all those hot young people and I...
00:48:47I was jealous.
00:48:48And it...
00:48:51Kinda freaked me out how much I missed you after just a day.
00:48:57I mean, I've never felt this way before about someone.
00:49:00It's...
00:49:02It's honestly kinda scary.
00:49:06I just don't know...
00:49:07I don't know what to do.
00:49:08I shouldn't have said anything.
00:49:10I'm sorry.
00:49:20Okay, man.
00:49:29Avery Rockfeller.
00:49:32I thought I was straight until you walked in.
00:49:36Yeah, it's...
00:49:38It's terrifying.
00:49:40But if it's you...
00:49:43Bring it on.
00:49:45I love you, Avery.
00:49:48Every single day, I think I can't love you more.
00:49:52And then...
00:49:53Tomorrow comes and proves me wrong.
00:49:59I love you too.
00:50:00god
00:50:01I love you too.
00:50:30ngày 5th
00:50:32what's that oh it's literally your school ring was mine and now it's yours
00:51:07what up critical situation downtown need you backstab boss i'm on my way
00:51:52james bonjour vincent james in the shower right now try again later
00:52:01flippity fuck are you doing on james's phone
00:52:13all right hey is everything okay with the contract man what do you know about vincent lauren
00:52:19vincent ah i mean not much i mean no dude this guy's a total player he was getting three checks
00:52:26seven one avery yo hey avery yo where you going dude if you don't silence my dad's gonna fucking
00:52:35murder me avery what the fuck anyway when i was like down on i was like hey
00:52:51avery what the you're the player here james you are no no no no his room you walked out of
00:52:57his room
00:52:57and you say i'm the i cannot be the problem this relationship you walked out of his room james
00:53:02you're a fucking hypocrite saying i'm a player i think that i am the one that was cheating
00:53:07when you're so clear you're the one that's having a fucking full of shit i can't deal with it
00:53:11anymore and you're frankly yeah how does my asshole come back you're bad in bed you have such a
00:53:16problem keeping it up i mean shut up or something i didn't cheat promise
00:53:31your story better hold water okay okay um here's what happened
00:53:41yeah clothes is on zoom 30 get the docks ready okay
00:53:53damn this is the only short time for the thanks christ i am so sorry james what a small world
00:54:03hey oh i'm so sorry about this please let me fix it take my shower i cannot ruin your meeting
00:54:31but my heart is spoken for i only asked for help because this meeting was crucial for my family
00:54:44did i take your meeting screw the meeting
00:54:57surprise time i love surprises oh okay here ready yeah
00:55:02surprise time i love this beach
00:55:20that's insane
00:55:23you like this beach i love this beach good because i bought it 20 minutes ago
00:55:31welcome
00:55:32welcome to avery beach
00:55:36seriously you didn't actually name an avery beach right
00:55:40yeah yeah no i was just kidding no
00:55:43name it whatever you want
00:55:44thank god yeah
00:55:46um
00:55:49avery
00:55:49um
00:55:53avery
00:55:55you're the only person that truly understands me honestly i didn't even know what real love was until i met
00:56:03you
00:56:08you
00:56:10rewrote my whole life
00:56:13made it beautiful made it real
00:56:15you know i want it all
00:56:17i want it all
00:56:17every sunrise every storm
00:56:21every god damn day with you
00:56:26every rock fire
00:56:27oh my god
00:56:29oh my god
00:56:31will you marry me
00:56:34james welcome
00:56:35the guy who's all in
00:56:39um
00:56:40wow i really don't know how any of this works but
00:56:45i would love to keep being your husband
00:56:58all right
00:57:02okay so um
00:57:04rock capital group gala event this friday
00:57:08do you want to be my arm candy
00:57:12i wouldn't miss it
00:57:13i wouldn't miss it
00:57:27i wouldn't miss it
00:57:30shoot those small conceptual jeans
00:57:32such a hot club wasn't it
00:57:33jesus they're brothers-in-law
00:57:35your imagination's running wild
00:57:37but i'm here for it
00:57:41okay well
00:57:41i saw bill cosby behind the the bar so i'm gonna try one of the special drinks okay
00:57:46all right
00:57:55they're not good enough for him
00:57:58you think we don't know about the charade of him playing bride
00:58:03we all know what's underneath the mask of judith
00:58:05i think he could fool everybody
00:58:07what do you want
00:58:09leave james
00:58:11or i'll blow this whole thing wide open
00:58:14and ruin all of you
00:58:15yo what the fuck
00:58:17excuse me
00:58:18whoa whoa
00:58:19hello jimmy
00:58:20oh
00:58:21mr rockefeller's will merely requires avery to marry a
00:58:25well
00:58:27uh
00:58:28so
00:58:29nothing tearing us apart
00:58:32fuck away
00:58:33miss lorne
00:58:34now excuse us
00:58:35there's a glory hole in the men's washroom
00:58:37i'm gonna put my mouth around it
00:58:38it's gonna be on the other side
00:58:41au revoir
00:58:50nothing tearing us apart huh
00:58:54let's test that
00:58:59let's test that
00:59:00do this for me
00:59:02i'll be all yours
00:59:09holy shit
00:59:11you're with james walter
00:59:12but
00:59:13with the heads
00:59:14i mean
00:59:14i know he's judith's brother
00:59:16i know
00:59:17ow
00:59:18but
00:59:18how
00:59:19how
00:59:19how can you do that to your own sister
00:59:21i mean
00:59:21that's
00:59:22disgusting
00:59:23dude
00:59:23avery's marrying me
00:59:24end of story
00:59:25okay
00:59:26oh by the way
00:59:27i gotta thank you for that special wine you gifted us
00:59:29really
00:59:30spread things along
00:59:31you know
00:59:33i mean
00:59:33i need another
00:59:36let's make another one
00:59:37just make another one
00:59:39thank you
00:59:43so
00:59:45you think his folks are just gonna be
00:59:48cool with all this
00:59:49or
00:59:50like
00:59:52relax
00:59:52i'll talk to them
00:59:54come to my place smile and do this right
00:59:57okay
01:00:03hello
01:00:04hey
01:00:06so
01:00:08avery
01:00:09avery
01:00:10hello
01:00:12best friend
01:00:13dude
01:00:14what the fuck
01:00:15hey
01:00:16still sitting here
01:00:18whatever
01:00:24what the fuck
01:00:44fun fact by the way dad
01:00:45uh
01:00:45did you know that bison are one of the few mammals that do the whole gay warship thing like
01:00:51full-on romance
01:00:53they even settle down together
01:00:55right
01:00:56right
01:00:56i guess that's why he's sitting on my plate
01:00:58can't exactly have kids so
01:01:00he's missing what he's sitting on my plate
01:01:07i see you as a food or soul
01:01:08oh
01:01:08oh
01:01:08oh
01:01:08oh
01:01:09oh
01:01:09oh
01:01:09oh
01:01:10oh
01:01:21Mom, Dad, Avery, and I...
01:01:26Judith called.
01:01:27She's flying home tomorrow.
01:01:30Says she misses us like crazy.
01:01:33You boys wouldn't mind picking her up.
01:01:35We'll get things back to normal.
01:01:41Yeah, sure.
01:01:43I too.
01:01:54James!
01:02:06No.
01:02:08Wait a minute.
01:02:09You finally came to your senses and did your precious boyfriend.
01:02:13We're done.
01:02:14I realize there's nothing more important than you, Mom, and Dad.
01:02:19I'm your sister, and it's time I started acting like it.
01:02:26Whoa, who's the hottie?
01:02:30Oh, he's my, uh...
01:02:32Avery!
01:02:33Right.
01:02:35God, if I knew my hubby was this cute.
01:02:40Don't sweat at home.
01:02:41Talk to her tonight, okay?
01:02:47No, yeah, yes, yep.
01:02:50Again.
01:02:51Okay, yep.
01:02:54Woo!
01:02:56Nice.
01:02:57You know, that guy, he was like, a total jerk.
01:03:04Freaking sucked.
01:03:07And I'm really sorry, Jamie, that I failed on the wedding.
01:03:11But, like, guys becoming tight is the best thing ever.
01:03:18Hi, hi, hi, hi.
01:03:21Avery, I promise I'll be the best wife now.
01:03:25Ever.
01:03:25I believe it.
01:03:26I believe it.
01:03:27I'm so...
01:03:28We got something to tell you.
01:03:31Me.
01:03:33Me.
01:03:33Me.
01:03:34Me.
01:03:35Me.
01:03:35Me.
01:03:35Me.
01:03:35Me.
01:03:36Me.
01:03:39Me.
01:03:39Me.
01:03:40Me.
01:03:42Me.
01:03:43Me.
01:03:43Me.
01:03:46Me.
01:03:57Me.
01:03:58Me.
01:04:00Me.
01:04:01Me.
01:04:02What's your order?
01:04:04No, but...
01:04:06No.
01:04:08Fine, 40 minutes.
01:04:09Bye.
01:04:10Hey, I got a ball to campus.
01:04:12Do you have this naked hair award I'm going to say?
01:04:14She's too drunk.
01:04:15Can you just take her home?
01:04:16I'll talk to her tomorrow, okay?
01:04:17You got to go.
01:04:17Thank you so much.
01:04:20Ah!
01:04:23Oh, sorry, Avery.
01:04:25You're pretty good out when you hear liquor.
01:04:27I haven't had a real challenge in years.
01:04:29Oh.
01:04:31You're not too good at more than just...
01:04:33I'll have two drinks.
01:05:05Just take her home and then I'll talk to her tomorrow, okay?
01:05:08You got it.
01:05:08Thank you so much.
01:05:16It's not your fault.
01:05:18We were blackout drunk.
01:05:21I mean...
01:05:25Technically, we are married.
01:05:27Breakfast is ready.
01:05:28I want you, Avery.
01:05:33No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:05:34This is not what it looks like, I promise.
01:05:36I don't remember a thing and nothing happened, I swear.
01:05:39It's safe.
01:05:41I need space.
01:05:41Like, a lot of it and, you know, let's not see each other for a while.
01:05:48Like, I mean, outside...
01:05:52It's so wonderful.
01:05:52Like a very powerful bear클??
01:05:56It wouldn't force me, but I'm not sure.
01:05:57I've got you and...
01:06:02That's what I'm trying to help but it'sLove.
01:06:04awesome. I don't
01:06:04know the other guys have to be on Patreon. Like a ride
01:06:04have to go. Go on and
01:06:04two or two. There's a
01:06:04day in your handmade söylet me. Wow, I'm
01:06:05going to secret. You're good here
01:06:06in the city, yeah. goal here, effectively.
01:06:09I'm Look, I'm
01:06:13going to go through there.
01:06:19Jail's pregnant.
01:06:30We're done every clean break.
01:06:33Let's just get everything back on track.
01:06:37Move on.
01:06:52James, tell me you're fine.
01:06:54I'm sorry.
01:07:00I...
01:07:02I didn't have a choice.
01:07:05My ex had just dumped me.
01:07:11And...
01:07:13I was already pregnant when I came back.
01:07:19Look, my kid needs a father.
01:07:21And my parents, like, they can't handle the shame that I've hooked up this disaster.
01:07:31I slipped something in your drink just to put you under.
01:07:38Breakfast is ready.
01:07:39I want you, Avery.
01:07:44Nothing actually happened between us.
01:07:49I didn't betray James.
01:07:54Hey, look.
01:07:56He's been on a bender.
01:07:59Ever since you left, okay?
01:08:01It's been bottle after bottle.
01:08:05We can't...
01:08:06We can't reach him.
01:08:08He's completely come undone, Avery.
01:08:11Avery, please, please.
01:08:13He needs you.
01:08:25I...
01:08:47God, I miss you, Abe.
01:08:51Every damn day.
01:08:58I miss you too, so much.
01:09:12I miss you too, so much.
01:09:25Baby, don't go!
01:09:30You real?
01:09:38No, no, shit, sorry, sorry, I shouldn't do this, I'm sorry.
01:09:45Judas, baby, it isn't mine.
01:09:54Say that again.
01:09:55Nothing ever happened between us.
01:09:58You can ask her, she'll tell you the truth.
01:10:15Mom, Dad, this is it, I love Avery, I'm going to spend the rest of my life with him.
01:10:25Nobody else, ever.
01:10:34Mr. and Mrs. Walton, uh, the way I feel about James, I've never felt anything like it before.
01:10:45I mean, what we have, it's like, it's in oxygen, and I don't think I could live without it,
01:10:51if I'm being honest.
01:10:53Losing him, it would be a nightmare.
01:10:58So please, just see how much it would mean to have your blessing, because it would mean
01:11:03everything to me, and I know it would mean everything to yourself.
01:11:07Honey.
01:11:19My boy's a man now.
01:11:22Son, you can go live your life.
01:11:37I'm gonna go meet the wedding planner about the floral hellscape, but I'll be back in
01:11:43two hours.
01:11:54Back to me, Mophie's big sexy.
01:11:57You got it.
01:11:58You got it.
01:11:59You got it.
01:12:03You got it.
01:12:06You got it.
01:12:10You got it.
01:12:11I love you, Mophie.
01:12:13My boy.
01:12:14My boy.
01:12:17I wanna go have a sleep at home.
01:12:25You got it.
01:12:28Guys, man, I gotta go have a sleep at the morning, we're having a sleep at home,
01:12:28One time no see you, Mr. Rockefeller.
01:12:32Vincent, what are you?
01:12:49I'm sorry.
01:13:04You know how I knew that that Judith was a fake?
01:13:09Because the real one's been screwing me for years!
01:13:17Look at you.
01:13:19His eyes, his lips.
01:13:23Wrong.
01:13:25All of it is fucking wrong.
01:13:30Nothing like it.
01:13:34Lady Breeze, fire them.
01:13:37Raw, untamed energy.
01:13:41Labels.
01:13:42Nothing but chains for small minds.
01:13:46Fuck gender!
01:13:47James Walton is something more.
01:13:51I had a plan.
01:13:53Plans all mapped out how I would get to him.
01:13:56How I would take him down.
01:13:58I even used Judith's baby.
01:14:00Mine too!
01:14:02But you had to fucking blow it!
01:14:05Every single time.
01:14:11What's his obsession?
01:14:15Is it like this pretty face?
01:14:20Or are you just a psycho between shit?
01:14:24You don't even want him!
01:14:33You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:35You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:39Now...
01:14:40I wonder what sound this will make when I...
01:14:43No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:14:44No, no, no, no, no!
01:14:47James...
01:14:51Perfect timing, James!
01:14:53Pixie!
01:14:55Let sis tie ya up.
01:14:57And your boyfriend watch through.
01:15:00James...
01:15:01Don't do it.
01:15:02James!
01:15:03Get a trap!
01:15:06Good boy!
01:15:07I fucking lost.
01:15:10I'm sorry.
01:15:11I'm sorry.
01:15:14I'm sorry, Jamie.
01:15:16It's okay.
01:15:18It's okay.
01:15:20I'm sorry.
01:15:20Can you see?
01:15:22I hate you.
01:15:23You promise me that if I help,
01:15:26there's this one that he would marry me
01:15:28and that he loves us.
01:15:30Enough!
01:15:31Cut the waterworks, sweetheart!
01:15:33I know!
01:15:34No!
01:15:34You know it!
01:15:36You know how much...
01:15:37I hate when you cry!
01:15:44I did exactly what you said.
01:15:46Let him go.
01:15:50Patience, Prince Charlie.
01:15:52The game has just begun.
01:15:54Now!
01:15:56Option one.
01:15:58I put a bullet.
01:16:00I met a lover boy here.
01:16:02And then I eat my own gun right after.
01:16:05And you walk.
01:16:09Option two.
01:16:10My pick.
01:16:11We blow your pretty little brains out.
01:16:15And he walks free.
01:16:17Brilliant, yeah.
01:16:23Tick tock, Rockefeller.
01:16:24Time to choose.
01:16:25Outro music.
01:16:28Outro music.
01:16:30Speechless, huh?
01:16:31Pathetic.
01:16:34Open your eyes, Jamie.
01:16:35You're really gonna risk everything
01:16:37for this coward!
01:16:40How do you agree?
01:16:43And you die.
01:16:45If we can't share heaven,
01:16:48we're all brought together in hell.
01:16:55You're part of the dreams.
01:16:57What?
01:16:58Oh, fuck.
01:17:00Hey, Ruth!
01:17:06No.
01:17:09Gates!
01:17:27Oh, my God!
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