00:14Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Slow-ass sea slug!
00:36Slow-ass sea slug!ahootsasdare
01:02Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:09the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:39Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:43I'm retired.
01:44Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:06Who the hell broke my new console?
02:08I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:11Sire!
02:12You're finally stepping in!
02:27Go fight somewhere else, don't block me from clearing my game.
02:31My king!
02:32Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:56What did you do?
02:57Turn me back right now!
03:04Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:07Lead us against Olympus.
03:09We beg you!
03:10Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:13I'm retired.
03:14I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:23Screw power struggles.
03:24Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:32Fight!
03:39Get your hands off me, creep!
03:41Sorry!
03:42I didn't mean to-
03:47Wait.
03:48Pointy ears.
03:49A dryage?
03:50What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:56He's just a regular human.
03:58A total nerd.
03:59Damn it.
04:00The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:11You're burning up down here.
04:14Way harder than I pictured.
04:16I was drugged.
04:18I was drugged.
04:18This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:20If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:24I really need this guy.
04:30Goddamn.
04:32You really know how to flip my switch.
04:42I need more.
04:44A lot more.
04:46Nobody, nobody, nobody got you.
04:49Oh!
04:52Don't stop.
04:53Harder.
04:55Squeeze me tighter.
05:07what the hell did you do to me last night
05:12hey i put in a lot of work don't tell me you forgot
05:16leora i know you're in there nowhere left to run
05:20damn it he tracked me
05:35leora you're my fiance you belong with me come home
05:39get away dylan
05:43as the leader of the satyr you actually drugged me
05:50why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt
05:53you slept with someone
05:56who screwed up my plan
05:58oh so you're the genius who roofed her news flash tough guy real men don't need tricks
06:06you talking to the boss like that punk
06:14so you're the loser who ruined everything
06:16you actually fucked this beach bomb shut in
06:26touch him again and you'll regret it her body's tainted now but her blood still has value can't push too
06:31hard yet
06:35i won't kill him but you're coming with me loria
06:40babe if you don't want to go i can handle this clown
06:49forget today ever happened go back to your life
07:05seriously can't i just play my game for once
07:18those assholes are back already
07:20what are you talking about
07:27hey pencil neck i'm dylan's top enforcer either get the hell out of this water
07:32or kneel and call me daddy
07:34dylan who speak up man my ears are shot
07:36keep acting tough
07:38jacks can stomp boulders to dust
07:40even narius's seafo give him a wide burn
07:55you asked for this
08:09you one-shotted pants top an orcer
08:11who the hell are you
08:13who the hell are you
08:26what the hell
08:36asshole
08:37using my divine power to barbecue
08:39hope you die alone and miserable
08:43what are you whining about
08:45nothing
08:46heat's too low
08:47sprinkle this and baste it again
08:54molly
08:54gods make heroes with it you seasoned food
09:00huh
09:01tide barrier just got tripped
09:09mommy is daddy's station way out in the deep sea
09:12is that why he never comes to see me
09:14yeah baby
09:16but he retired recently
09:18we're gonna find him now
09:28i'm badly wounded
09:29i don't have much time
09:31find lily's real father
09:33leave her with him
09:35i just hope you two can live in peace
09:39far away from those bastards on mount olympus
09:55there it is
10:03liara's wounded bad drag them both back to the dylan lifetime of easy living
10:13what the hell was that
10:15nothing
10:16just swapped a bug
10:21that girl from five years ago
10:23you came looking for me
10:26she's your daughter
10:28we need you now
10:30so you're my dad
10:32you're actually pretty handsome
10:34this aura
10:35she's got my blood
10:43who did this
10:44don't worry about it
10:46just keep lily safe
10:52mommy
10:53mommy
11:15it's too late boss
11:16her heartbeats fading fast
11:33somebody help me
11:46give me a name
11:48leora
11:48who did this
11:50i'm going to tear them apart
11:53it was
12:15your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:18you're my fiance my property
12:20you filthy whore
12:22spread your legs for some stray dog
12:27but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:38with nymph blood in my veins
12:40even olympus will bow to me
12:50i got careless
12:53diving near a shipwreck
12:54my fault
12:55shipwreck
12:57those cuts are surgical leora
12:59someone did this to you
13:03you're just a regular guy
13:05stay out of it
13:07boss
13:08soup's ready
13:15if i don't make it
13:17promise me you'll take care of lily
13:20she's all we have left
13:22she's safe
13:23now drink
13:26soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:34jack you
13:37ambrosia residue
13:38golden apple sap
13:40i studied this in grad's time
13:42greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:45where the hell did you get this
13:48more
13:48try it
14:00these ingredients
14:01where did you get them
14:13it's my first time meeting daddy
14:15i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:41what a lively little snack
14:45gulp you down
14:46and my power doubles
14:55i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:57you want more
14:59i've got a ton of it laying around
15:01this guy's luck is insane
15:04a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
15:09is this coast a secret olympian vault
15:12you're safe here liria
15:17we've got a kid together now
15:20i'm not letting anything touch
15:23you or lily
15:24jack i'm grateful but i
15:26daddy help
15:30something's trying to eat me
15:34lily's in trouble
15:47i i'm not tasty
15:50my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:52please don't eat me
15:58divine power runs through this girl
16:01devour you
16:03and i might even claim the sea king's throne
16:08ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
16:10ha ha ha ha
16:22oh
16:40You disgusting freak!
16:42What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:45Mommy!
16:47I've got you, baby.
16:48I... touch my kid again, and I'll rip every head off your shoulders!
16:54Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:59Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
17:08Two courses for the price of one!
17:17You bitch!
17:23Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
17:31Run from the Lucian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:43You...Posei?
17:45That kid's his.
17:46No wonder the power's so pure.
17:49That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:51If I stay, I'm dead.
17:59What the hell just happened?
18:01It ran?
18:03Damn, Leoya.
18:04Your powers are badass.
18:06You straight up scared the monster off.
18:08Me?
18:09No way.
18:10Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
18:12I'm still recovering.
18:15Wait.
18:16Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
18:20Whatever.
18:21Let's get home.
18:22That thing might circle back.
18:27About that monster.
18:33Failed at the perfect time?
18:34Figures.
18:35He's just a regular guy, after all.
19:02Failed at it.
19:22my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
19:29no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:47enjoying the show
19:58enjoying the show
20:09my king we had nothing to do with the hydra we swear listen to me if any of you take
20:15one step near
20:16my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my leash
20:36my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:41truth myself
20:50that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in
20:58some trench right sea god myth ancient history want to bet there ain't no sea king anymore
21:15the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
21:19who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
21:34poseidon
21:50is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:58who the fuck is tearing up my domain
22:06i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
22:15you know who i am hades's ace you crash my spot you die here
22:43little fish
22:52headed staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:59hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood one two
23:11thank the fates the boss is here
23:19boss this bum
23:26you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out in front
23:33of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:41my lord is this handling satisfactory
23:44i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:53understood i'll mobilize every team right now
23:56you have three days i'll be back
24:02everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
24:06every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
24:19let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
24:22let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
24:23let's hope this time he'll be back
24:23let's hope this time he'll be back
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