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00:00:03So put your hands together for the god of ball, a new league legend, the Sniper.
00:00:09Basketball took everything for me.
00:00:11I'll never play again.
00:00:14Come with me.
00:00:15We need you back in the game.
00:00:16Sniper died a long time ago.
00:00:18I'm an ultra guy.
00:00:19All you ever do is quit.
00:00:21You walked away when I was just a kid.
00:00:23I never thought I'd kill my son back.
00:00:24You could.
00:00:25I'll do it.
00:00:26But no one can know who I am.
00:00:28If the Lightning lose this playoff game, then the owner's going to kill the team.
00:00:31If we lose my career, it's all over.
00:00:34Your team needs you on the court, coach.
00:00:36So you're the alcoholic absent father recruiting from the drive-thru.
00:00:41Give it up, old man.
00:00:42It's too late.
00:00:43There's only three seconds left.
00:00:44Can't easily do this.
00:00:45Why does he look so familiar?
00:00:48Your styles are almost identical.
00:00:50Are we about to witness a miracle?
00:00:52These losers can't beat us!
00:00:54This was for you, sir.
00:00:55Is my dad going to Sniper?
00:01:03Welcome back to Game 7 of the UBA Finals.
00:01:07Unbelievable comeback.
00:01:09If the Sniper can clinch a Finals victory for the Lightning,
00:01:11he will be crowned the League's God of Ball.
00:01:17Got this, baby.
00:01:19You're one shot away from becoming a legend.
00:01:20I never could have done this without you.
00:01:23And after the win tonight, I'm done with basketball.
00:01:27I'm tired of the long nights and the weeks away.
00:01:29It'll just be us.
00:01:31And our son.
00:01:36I love you.
00:01:38Kill him, Sniper.
00:01:43The Lightning's down by one and the Scorpions have the ball.
00:01:47They need one more stop to get the ball.
00:01:49Tyler Murray shoots it.
00:01:51Oh, the Sniper stole it.
00:01:54He's heading to the front court.
00:01:57We have three seconds left.
00:01:59Can the Sniper save the game?
00:02:05This is for you, baby.
00:02:10There's the release.
00:02:12No, he missed.
00:02:14Wait a sec.
00:02:15Is that his signature move?
00:02:19The Sniper's signature kill shot just won the League Finals.
00:02:22The Sniper's signature kill shot just won the League Finals.
00:02:23The Sniper's signature kill shot just won the League Finals.
00:02:35The Sniper's signature kill shot just won the League Finals.
00:02:41I could have done this without you.
00:02:50The Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:03:02I got my win, and now we get our happily ever after.
00:03:14Regina, no!
00:03:29Take care of my son.
00:03:32No!
00:03:36We've gathered here today to crown the season's MVP.
00:03:40A man who made the Lightning Champions.
00:03:42So put your hands together for the god of ball,
00:03:45a new League legend,
00:03:47the Sniper.
00:03:52After the death of the family member,
00:03:54the goat of basketball is retiring and disappeared.
00:04:03It was a robbery.
00:04:05A terrible accident.
00:04:06Don't give up your son, Marcel.
00:04:08You'll regret it forever.
00:04:10This never would have happened if I had made my wife a target.
00:04:15I'm not gonna put my son in danger, too.
00:04:17...
00:04:19...
00:04:21...
00:04:31Basketball took everything from me.
00:04:37I'll never play again.
00:04:45How could I be so blind?
00:04:49I put basketball before my family.
00:04:52I put them in danger.
00:04:54This is what I deserve.
00:04:55Mars Davis, you're on fire.
00:04:58Does greatness run in the family?
00:04:59Who inspired you to pick up the ball?
00:05:01The sniper.
00:05:02I mean, he's the best to ever do it.
00:05:04I'd give anything to train without lost legend.
00:05:07I was raised by my aunt after my alcoholic dad abandoned me.
00:05:10So any greatness you see, it's all me.
00:05:14My son doesn't know who I used to be, just who I was to him.
00:05:19It's been 20 years since my wife died.
00:05:22I picked up the bottle to numb the pain and never put it down.
00:05:25But Regina would hate to see me like this.
00:05:27A washed up alcoholic, slinging burgers at a drive-thru.
00:05:31It's time to get my shit together.
00:05:36He's like the Steph Curry of burgers.
00:05:39Holy shit, I did it.
00:05:42Over 200 cars served per hour.
00:05:45You know what that means, guys.
00:05:47Bonus time.
00:05:51Biggest cut for me.
00:05:54Scotty didn't do shit.
00:05:55It's your math skills that broke the record.
00:05:58I'm the reason we got that bonus.
00:06:00You're going to deny me my cut?
00:06:01Buddy, you've been drinking on the job.
00:06:04I should fire your ass.
00:06:06Our janitor guy quit this morning.
00:06:08So either you walk out of here broke and jobless,
00:06:12or you go clean up the puke in the bathroom.
00:06:15I've lost everything.
00:06:17I won't give up my last shred of dignity.
00:06:20No thanks.
00:06:21I quit.
00:06:24Quit?
00:06:24I mean, good luck.
00:06:25Who else is going to hire a washed up alcoholic?
00:06:36If the Lightning lose this playoff game,
00:06:38then the owner's going to kill the team.
00:06:40I'm sorry.
00:06:43We need a Hail Mary.
00:06:55I haven't seen precision like that since.
00:06:57The Sniper.
00:06:59Did I just find the lost basketball legend?
00:07:03Holy shit.
00:07:04That's Omari Gibbs.
00:07:05Yo, Mr. Gibbs, can I have one autograph?
00:07:07As a general manager myself, I'd be honored to...
00:07:10Hey, Marcel.
00:07:14Come with me.
00:07:15We need you back in the game.
00:07:29We need the Sniper as the Lightning's assistant coach.
00:07:33No way.
00:07:35And don't call me that.
00:07:36The Sniper died a long time ago.
00:07:37We have one more game to save this team.
00:07:41We need a miracle.
00:07:42We need you.
00:07:44I gave up basketball 20 years ago.
00:07:47I'm not your guy.
00:07:49Wait.
00:07:50I want to show you something.
00:07:54Pass his face.
00:07:55Screen up.
00:07:56D, D.
00:07:57Let's go, Mars.
00:07:58That's a good basket.
00:08:00Ah.
00:08:00You know, Mars could be one of the greats.
00:08:03We don't win this playoff.
00:08:05The earner's going to sell.
00:08:06They'll rebuild, rebrand, and Mars' career will go down with this team.
00:08:12We'll up against the 99ers.
00:08:14He can't beat them on his own.
00:08:17I never thought I'd give myself back.
00:08:19You could.
00:08:20If you coach him to the finals.
00:08:22He'll never respect you unless you show him that you deserve it.
00:08:26But this is your chance to make a comeback.
00:08:30What's up?
00:08:31I've seen you ruin your own life.
00:08:34Don't ruin your sons, too.
00:08:40Fine.
00:08:42I'll do it.
00:08:48But no one can know who I am.
00:08:50And I'm only coaching.
00:08:51I'm not playing.
00:08:53I'll never play again.
00:09:08All right.
00:09:09Listen up.
00:09:10The only reason this sorry for an excused team squeaked into the playoffs is because of Mars.
00:09:17But there's no way we're going to...
00:09:19I mean, there's not a chance we survive unless we...
00:09:21Dad?
00:09:25What the hell are you doing here?
00:09:31I'm your new assistant coach.
00:09:32What do they call you?
00:09:34Coach Combo Meal?
00:09:37No, no fucking way.
00:09:39He's an alcoholic loser.
00:09:41He couldn't even stay sober long enough to raise his own son.
00:09:45Listen, I spent my whole life trying to be the opposite of you.
00:09:49Now you come to my house to coach me?
00:09:52I don't think so.
00:09:54What the hell was I'm already thinking?
00:09:55We need a miracle to win this final, not a drive-thru drunk.
00:09:59No, what you need is better cuts, set some picks, and perfect your three-point game.
00:10:03You think it's that easy, old man?
00:10:06If you could hold on to the ball, what you lack in power you can make up for in precision.
00:10:10What do you know?
00:10:12The only thing I've ever seen you pick up is this damn flask.
00:10:17He's wasted.
00:10:18Don't hurt yourself, Gramps.
00:10:36Lucky shot.
00:10:38Don't let this drunk cunt fool you.
00:10:39When it comes to actual basketball, he's got nothing on me.
00:10:43What will it take for you to call me coach?
00:10:47A shooting contest.
00:10:48First, three extreme shots.
00:10:51Fast one to make him wins.
00:10:52If you win, you can stay.
00:10:54But if I win, you walk out and never come back.
00:11:01I never wanted to play again, especially not against my own son.
00:11:05But if I have to prove myself to protect him, deal.
00:11:13Mars, do you really think it's a good idea to let your loser dad be the coach of our most
00:11:17important game?
00:11:19I don't know.
00:11:20Let him show us what he's got.
00:11:22He's a useless deadbeat.
00:11:24He'll gas out before he even hits the first shot.
00:11:29All right, three expert level shots.
00:11:33The step back three, the blind strike, and the clutch.
00:11:36Same sequence, same time.
00:11:39You miss, you go again.
00:11:41No resets, and no excuses.
00:11:45Three, two, one.
00:11:48First up, the step back three-point shoot.
00:11:51It's a difficult shot that requires pacing and core strength.
00:11:56How could he make it?
00:11:58Did you see that?
00:11:59Next up, the blind strike.
00:12:01It requires good memorization and a sixth sense.
00:12:07Even without looking.
00:12:10Bro, he's cooking you!
00:12:12Finally, the clutch.
00:12:14The most difficult shot you can do in the entire game.
00:12:17It means you're out of time and energy, and you have one last shot.
00:12:21I've only seen one player pull it off 20 years ago.
00:12:23I'm rookie of the year, and you're just some drunk patty-fush who works at a fast food joint.
00:12:28There's no way you could...
00:12:29You're getting used to calling me coach.
00:12:37What?
00:12:47Who the hell is this guy?
00:12:49Why does he seem so familiar?
00:12:51The lightnings hail Mary.
00:13:05All right.
00:13:06Everyone start sprints.
00:13:12Lars.
00:13:13You're the best player on this team.
00:13:15You can't just run off like that.
00:13:16You don't get to disappear for years and suddenly decide you're my dad again.
00:13:21Everything I have, I built by myself.
00:13:24Now, I'm not taking orders from you now.
00:13:26You can flash those fancy tricks all you want, but you don't actually know ball.
00:13:30You sure about that?
00:13:31Aunt Grace told me you played before I was born.
00:13:33But if you were any good, you wouldn't have become a worthless drunk now, would you?
00:13:37Unless this team wins tomorrow, your career is over.
00:13:40And I'm not going to let that happen.
00:13:42We will win.
00:13:43It'll have nothing to do with you.
00:13:49I won't give up and walk away this time.
00:13:52I can't lose him forever.
00:13:56Son, wait.
00:14:01Okay, I'm sorry.
00:14:02Are you lost, Zippy Burger?
00:14:05Who did you steal this from?
00:14:09I didn't steal anything.
00:14:13So you're the Lightning's new assistant coach?
00:14:16Tyler Murray, my old rival.
00:14:19Recruiting from the drive-thru.
00:14:21I mean, scraping the bottom of the barrel.
00:14:23How does it feel to play for a team that's about to be erased from league history?
00:14:27It'll feel great when we beat you.
00:14:30You won't even make it to the finals.
00:14:32The Lightning have been terrible ever since the Sniper went MIA, what, 20 years ago?
00:14:38Thanks to me, now the Scorpions rule.
00:14:40Well, she'd make it look like an accident.
00:14:42The Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:14:48You're no Sniper.
00:14:50So I suggest you start burning your jerseys.
00:14:53You can learn how to flip burgers, work with this guy.
00:14:55Because your basketball career, it's over.
00:14:59Don't talk to my son like that.
00:15:01So you're the alcoholic absent father?
00:15:05Ah.
00:15:06I can see why he wants nothing to do with you.
00:15:09Hey, don't you worry.
00:15:11Wants your greasy dad here?
00:15:12Wants your team straight to the ground?
00:15:13I'll let you be my ball boy.
00:15:25You should teach your boys manners.
00:15:26The 99ers are going to destroy you.
00:15:30So I suggest you get ready to be laughed off the court.
00:15:33I'll let the score speak for it, so.
00:15:42I'm about to coach a playoff game.
00:15:45I need to look the part.
00:15:53The Lightning started this season at the bottom of the barrel.
00:15:56But thanks to some stellar plays from rookie Mars Davis,
00:15:59they're in the playoffs, going head-to-head with one of the league's top franchises.
00:16:04Coach Rush says their new assistant coach is a secret weapon.
00:16:06Is it true they recruited him from a fast-food drive-thru?
00:16:27Is that the burger guy?
00:16:29No, but it can't be.
00:16:31They call him Coach Combo Mule.
00:16:33There's no way a guy like that can call game when he plays.
00:16:37Everybody expects us to fail tonight.
00:16:39But if we focus, stick to the game plan.
00:16:41We can prove the world wrong.
00:16:43It's your show, Coach.
00:16:44Good luck.
00:16:46Only if we played two.
00:16:47This team would be unstoppable if we got him out on the court.
00:16:50Time to break the curse.
00:16:52All in, Team Lightning.
00:17:01Don't let him fool you guys.
00:17:02Combo Mule talks up a big game, but he'll give up on you when you need him most.
00:17:06I'm not going anywhere.
00:17:08Let's win this.
00:17:09Lightning on three.
00:17:09One, two, three.
00:17:11Lightning!
00:17:17Remember this face.
00:17:18I'm the legend that's going to knock you and the Lightning out of this league for good.
00:17:38The ball movement, boys.
00:17:45Wait, wait, wait.
00:17:46Thank you, baby.
00:17:52Who is that schlub playing Russia's assistant coach?
00:17:55It's Lars Davis' absent father.
00:17:58Guy's a total alcoholic, clearly just a pity hire.
00:18:02Lars Davis' father?
00:18:03Why does he look so familiar?
00:18:06These losers are humiliating you!
00:18:09Let's go, boys.
00:18:11Alcoholic or not, he's got them playing like a whole new team.
00:18:18Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:18:20Wait, oh.
00:18:22No!
00:18:29What'd they do?
00:18:42where's the foul ref come on where's the foul ref
00:18:51they can't beat us so they're playing dirty
00:19:12they're scared don't back down don't tell me what to do old man
00:19:22stitches on mars
00:19:29focus up behind the line
00:19:53you blind ref
00:19:56red number 15 foul
00:19:59i can't go down not like this
00:20:05this is a real blow for the lightning
00:20:09unless morris davis makes a miraculous recovery there's no way that they can
00:20:13come back from this i told you they would dominate this team of
00:20:17washed up losers
00:20:23we're all out of subs your last chance to win this
00:20:27we have to forfeit
00:20:31wait
00:20:33you've got your hail mary right here
00:20:35i already drew up a player contract just in case
00:20:38your team needs you on the court coach
00:20:42you want me to play
00:20:44you shoot with the best accuracy i've ever seen
00:20:47in between you and me
00:20:48i want the lighting to take those asshole 99ers down
00:20:53you can save us
00:20:54i win it all
00:20:58there's no way that this out of shape excuse for a coach can bring them back from an eight point
00:21:03deficit in 15 seconds
00:21:04it's impossible
00:21:05go out there coach and i'll knock you down so hard you know we back up
00:21:12if we lose
00:21:14it's all over
00:21:16the team
00:21:16my career
00:21:26if everyone finds out who i am i put my son in danger too
00:21:32i'm sorry i can't get back on the court
00:21:35i knew you're just a useless deadbeat
00:21:38all you ever do is quit
00:21:41i can't lose my son again
00:21:50just team night lightning has no choice
00:21:54wait
00:21:57give me a jersey
00:21:58i'll play
00:22:01can't wait for this greasy dick shit to fall flat on his face
00:22:05wait a minute
00:22:06is that the coach wearing a player's jersey
00:22:08is he gonna play
00:22:12the coach is warming up now
00:22:17i'm back
00:22:21the sniper
00:22:21finally shoots again
00:22:23damn that coach cleaned up good
00:22:25he reminds me of one of those old school league legends
00:22:28unless he's got the skills to match
00:22:30the lightning can kiss their careers goodbye
00:22:32they've only got 15 seconds left to make an impossible comeback
00:22:35there's no way you can pull this off
00:22:39you know when you lose it'll actually be nice
00:22:41i'll come by the restaurant
00:22:42you can both put the fries in my bag
00:22:45that old guy's not making it to our defense
00:22:50what is he doing
00:22:51he's running the wrong way down the court
00:22:54what the hell's he doing
00:22:56that loser's blowing the game
00:22:58what are you drunk old man or just lost
00:23:01is he trying to score
00:23:03that's impossible
00:23:04nobody could score from the backcourt
00:23:21no one's made a full court shot since the sniper
00:23:25who is this guy
00:23:52what the hell
00:23:53how did he score from 94 fucking feet
00:23:57no one's made a full court shot since the sniper
00:24:00who is this guy
00:24:02that's a record-breaking shot
00:24:03i haven't seen style like that in 20 years
00:24:06the lightning's still down by five with only ten seconds left on the clock
00:24:10back it up geezer
00:24:11try that again you're gonna throw out your back
00:24:13you still need a miracle to win
00:24:16coach where'd you get those mad skills
00:24:18we might have a chance
00:24:19give us on over
00:24:20full court press
00:24:21got it
00:24:25give it up old man
00:24:26it's too late
00:24:27you sure about that
00:24:28when we win i'm gonna need you to apologize to my son for your foul play
00:24:33when you lose
00:24:34you and your joke of a son
00:24:35are gonna leave this league
00:24:37and you can go back to what you're actually good at
00:24:39flipping burgers
00:24:41you're on
00:24:48how are you supposed to win you can't hold on to the ball
00:24:50this old man is too good
00:24:55for god's sake someone stop him
00:24:58seven seconds on the clock and only one basket away from tying the game
00:25:02if coach can pull off this shot
00:25:04he'll go down in league history
00:25:10run down the clock
00:25:25are we about to witness a miracle
00:25:27with three seconds left the game is tied
00:25:30one more basket
00:25:31and coach combo makes history
00:25:34it's only three seconds left
00:25:35can you really do this
00:25:40lightning on three
00:25:42one
00:25:43two
00:25:43three
00:25:44lightning
00:25:47this one's for you son
00:25:54this assistant coach took the worst team in the uba to the playoffs
00:25:59and now he's on the court
00:26:01dominating guys half his age
00:26:03he came out of nowhere
00:26:04but he looks so familiar
00:26:11it'll all be worth it
00:26:13when you win
00:26:15and murray gets us paid
00:26:33let's go
00:26:34whatever it takes
00:26:35you said that your eye for talent was unmatched murray
00:26:40how did he get past you
00:26:43i don't know
00:26:45scoring in three seconds
00:26:46it's impossible
00:26:49if we lose
00:26:50we'll be the joke of the lead
00:26:52then triple fucking team him
00:26:55triple team won't work on me
00:27:12oh my god
00:27:13oh my god
00:27:13he has the ball
00:27:17that's a foul
00:27:31see i told you we'd choke
00:27:33i don't choke
00:27:34let me remind you of who i really am
00:27:37oh my god that's the sniper signature move
00:27:39it's the kill shot
00:27:44i don't choke
00:27:45let me remind you of who i really am
00:27:48oh my god that's the sniper signature move
00:27:50it's the kill shot
00:28:15wow
00:28:17wow
00:28:23could it be the sniper
00:28:26the missing god of boss
00:28:36that was the sniper's signature move
00:28:39no one has been able to do that since he dominated the court
00:28:45he's done it
00:28:46coach carmobile and the lightnings go to the finals
00:28:53this man just made history
00:28:58that geriatric joke stole our spot in the finals
00:29:02congratulations on a hell of a final season coach rush
00:29:05coach you retiring
00:29:08i just needed to find my successor
00:29:13when i first saw you come into practice with your drive-through get-ups
00:29:17i had no idea you were the legend
00:29:20all of our success
00:29:21thanks to you
00:29:22i only played 15 seconds this season
00:29:24you all won this game
00:29:27this guy right here
00:29:28mars
00:29:2959 points
00:29:33my 10 points would mean nothing without that
00:29:38good game guys
00:29:40we'll take that apology now
00:29:41i'm not apologizing for shit
00:29:45you got the win
00:29:47all for you son
00:29:48but you don't want to play like that
00:29:50it's almost like you're possessed by the sniper or something
00:29:53i thought the same thing
00:29:55your styles
00:29:56they're almost identical
00:30:00are you him
00:30:04are you him
00:30:09sniper died a long time ago
00:30:22how could he turn it around like that
00:30:25could he really be the sniper
00:30:27no way
00:30:28the sniper left the league decades ago
00:30:31and he's never coming back
00:30:32we should make it look like an accident
00:30:35sniper will never steal another trophy from me again
00:30:40i made sure that myself
00:30:44then if you lose in the finals to some
00:30:47burger slinging deadbeat
00:30:50your career in the league is over
00:30:53you want to threaten me
00:30:56i'm a champion
00:30:58the league's best coach
00:31:03then prove it
00:31:05get the finals win
00:31:06or clean out your office
00:31:11what was that you said about the lightning not making the finals
00:31:15you got lucky
00:31:16being a raging alcoholic and his
00:31:19greasy bandits aren't gonna beat the scorpion
00:31:22we'll see you on the court
00:31:23murray
00:31:26i'll do whatever it takes to make sure that finals trophy is mine
00:31:35my god he did it
00:31:37you know let's pull off a win like that since the sniper
00:31:40could it be
00:31:41no
00:31:42that guy dropped off the face here 20 years ago
00:31:46congratulations
00:31:54justin
00:31:55front and center coach we wouldn't be here without you
00:31:57facts
00:31:57you're the best coach i've ever had
00:32:04that's why
00:32:05i want you
00:32:06to be our new head coach
00:32:08look
00:32:08coach
00:32:09you're the head coach
00:32:10i've been trying to retire for years now
00:32:13i just wanted to make sure the team would survive without me
00:32:16what do you say
00:32:19i'm honored coach but i'm not the only leader on the team
00:32:23what do you think mars
00:32:24mind if your dad sticks around for a little while
00:32:28what do you think mars
00:32:29mind if your dad sticks around for a little while
00:32:32you're up to win us one big playoff game combo meal but
00:32:35if you can get us that trophy
00:32:37then maybe i'll call you coach
00:32:39after my wife was murdered i thought it was done with basketball forever
00:32:43i never expected it could bring me back to my son
00:32:46coach rush
00:32:48i'd be honored to accept your offer
00:32:50i am not letting this fast food fraud get his greasy paws on my trophy
00:33:11all right everyone lightning on three
00:33:14one two three
00:33:16not so fast
00:33:24he assaulted my player
00:33:26challenging the call
00:33:30assaulted
00:33:31you need to get your eyes checked
00:33:33you elbowed him in the chest and he collapsed
00:33:35it should have been a flagrant foul
00:33:37it's a fair play i had nothing to do with this
00:33:39bullshit
00:33:39you knew that you couldn't compete with my number one draft pick
00:33:43so while everyone was distracted with your unsportsmanlike flopping
00:33:46you pushed him
00:33:49you and your desperate son
00:33:50just wanted to ruin my career
00:33:53you bitter
00:33:55old
00:33:56fuck
00:33:56fuck
00:33:57you just don't know real talent when you see
00:34:00clearly
00:34:01you don't know when to hang it up and let the next generation have their turn
00:34:04you are a washed up alcoholic cheating your way to the finals
00:34:08this team earned their position here
00:34:10it's not our fault that you're afraid to face us in the finals
00:34:13we should be playing in the finals game
00:34:16you're just lucky that we're not going to press charges
00:34:18my advice
00:34:19go back to flipping burgers before you hurt someone else
00:34:22not a chance
00:34:24what would you expect from a washed up alcoholic who steals the spotlight from his own son
00:34:29the 99ers deserve a ticket to the finals
00:34:32unlike your entitled assistant coach
00:34:35hey
00:34:35that's head coach
00:34:37maybe that was a mistake
00:34:42i mean clearly he's not here for the team
00:34:45he's just here for himself
00:34:47i mean you took my spot in the game
00:34:49what to prove that you're just some legendary baller
00:34:51you haven't been sober my whole life
00:34:53how can any of us trust you
00:34:54my son still sees me as an absent alcoholic dad
00:34:59your son's right
00:35:00i collapsed on court
00:35:02he's an addict
00:35:04feels like he drugged me
00:35:05you all saw the play he didn't touch you
00:35:07i've seen coach drink since he joined the lightning
00:35:10you know you can all look down on me and my team
00:35:12that's fine
00:35:14but you can't deny the word of the commissioner
00:35:21congrats on the new job mr commissioner
00:35:24what a marvelous win old friend
00:35:26you know i cannot believe you found that guy at a zippy burger drive-thru
00:35:31you know i bet he'd give the sniper a run for his money
00:35:33unless you're about to tell me that he is the sniper
00:35:37or sell me to promise to keep destroyed entity a secret
00:35:39everyone will find out when the time is right
00:35:42well perhaps wishful thinking
00:35:43now that i'm commissioner
00:35:45i get to choose the next basketball hall of fame inductee
00:35:48if the lost god of ball has been found
00:35:50it has to be him
00:35:53hold on let's go
00:35:57we need the commissioner down here
00:35:58stat
00:35:59i want him to look these clowns in the eyes
00:36:01and tell them that the lightning made it to the final
00:36:03spare and square
00:36:04mr commissioner
00:36:06we need you on the court
00:36:06let's go
00:36:10and i don't play dirty
00:36:12for accusing me i take a look in the mirror
00:36:17don't be so naive
00:36:18addicts are pathological liars
00:36:20okay he's fooled everyone
00:36:22i bet that wasn't even the commissioner on the phone
00:36:24coach would never betray us like that
00:36:28but the man i know had no problem dropping his family for the bottle
00:36:31yo did coach really do that
00:36:34i don't know
00:36:34he's got mad skills
00:36:37has he been high this whole time
00:36:41clearly this conniving junkie is dangerous
00:36:44stop
00:36:55this is the most pathetic attempt at gaslighting i've ever witnessed
00:36:58we all saw the play in super slow mo
00:37:01it was fair
00:37:02so you think because you push papers
00:37:05and throw cash at washed up has-beens
00:37:08that you actually know ball
00:37:11what the hell gives a woman like you the right to call a fair play
00:37:15don't take the bait
00:37:16can't argue with someone who believes their own bullshit
00:37:18then maybe he should focus on the facts
00:37:20like how his team's reversals fell 30% this season
00:37:26congratulations coach
00:37:29that ticket to the final should be mine
00:37:45the lightning one fair and square
00:37:47go home before i have you blacklisted from the league
00:37:50who the hell are you
00:37:54who the hell are you
00:37:56that's the lightning gm
00:37:58he used to be coach of that whack-ass eagles team
00:38:01that got cut from the league
00:38:02isn't that right
00:38:03you don't have the authority to kick me out
00:38:10what's this
00:38:10hank santini
00:38:12coach of the losing team
00:38:13are these your performance enhancing drugs
00:38:22i only answer to the league commissioner
00:38:25i don't waste my breath arguing with losers
00:38:28mars and his coach worked miracles tonight
00:38:31you don't deserve to step anywhere near that finals court
00:38:36i'm the head coach
00:38:37of the top league franchise
00:38:39you're just an old bag of bones
00:38:42who can't coach for shit
00:38:45you should get yourself an apron
00:38:47and join him at the drive-thru
00:38:50boss are you okay
00:38:52boss
00:38:55allow me to introduce you
00:38:57to roderick gould
00:38:58the new league commissioner
00:39:06roderick gould
00:39:08hey this was just a big misunderstanding
00:39:11mr commissioner
00:39:12i'm sorry i have a concussion
00:39:14you almost cost my son his chance at the finals
00:39:17both of you are a disgrace to our entire organization
00:39:22you're blacklisted from the league
00:39:23mr gould
00:39:24please look
00:39:25look basketball
00:39:26it's my life
00:39:27please i will do anything
00:39:29save it
00:39:30get the fuck out of here before i call security
00:39:33go
00:39:41i'm sorry i dabbed you
00:39:43no don't blame you
00:39:46i'm just not that guy anymore
00:39:48how can i not tell you can ball like that
00:39:51his face is so familiar
00:39:53team lightning i have never seen such a miraculous comeback in all my time with the league
00:39:58especially not by an assistant coach
00:40:00you mean head coach
00:40:05congratulations you're going to the finals
00:40:10you're going to the finals
00:40:17you deserve it son
00:40:22wrong
00:40:23you saved a team that was almost sold for parts man
00:40:26couldn't have done it without our star point guard
00:40:34means a lot
00:40:38mars you remind me of the sniper when he was first coming up
00:40:41yeah
00:40:43thank you so much sir i mean
00:40:46he's kind of my hero
00:40:47he still doesn't know i'm the sniper
00:40:50would he believe me now
00:40:51would he understand why i left it all behind
00:40:53speaking of the sniper
00:40:55your style on court looks almost identical to his
00:40:58did you train with him or something
00:41:02uh i i gotta meet the press
00:41:04uh but i'll see you all at the finals
00:41:06excuse me
00:41:08let's take that trophy home all right
00:41:17it's a history making day here at the league finals with the lightning facing off against the scorpions
00:41:23team lightning is the underdog but with rising star mars davis and their wild card coach anything could happen the
00:41:30scorpion have championship coach tyler murray and his comeback king cole duncan
00:41:36it'll take a miracle for them to win this
00:41:38where the hell is mars
00:41:40we barely made it through the playoffs
00:41:42and the scorpions
00:41:44they body every single team they play
00:41:46we need our star point guard
00:41:50have we heard from him yet
00:41:55you got this team to the final
00:41:57but if mars is mia
00:41:58they can be humiliated on that court
00:42:02the scorpions will do anything they can to tear us down
00:42:05we won't let them win
00:42:07you sure about that
00:42:11you and your jacked up team of amishers
00:42:14no match for us
00:42:16all right the only hope you have is mars
00:42:18but uh
00:42:21where's he at
00:42:22does he know the game starts him now
00:42:25hope he turns up
00:42:26otherwise
00:42:27you may as well force it
00:42:39come meet me on the 17th floor in 10 minutes
00:42:41you're gonna come alone and you'll tell no one
00:42:43otherwise
00:42:44you're never gonna see your son again
00:42:49take care of our son
00:42:53i'm supposed to keep him safe
00:42:57game starts in an hour
00:42:58you can't leave now
00:42:59mars doesn't show who's gonna stop
00:43:01you figure it out
00:43:02i have to find you
00:43:02let him go
00:43:04it's his son
00:43:08he'll come back
00:43:21welcome back mr davis
00:43:23what the fuck man
00:43:25let me go
00:43:26well i can't do that
00:43:28you're my leverage in this deal
00:43:30now your dipshit daddy's got a shot clock that's ticking down
00:43:33i want to see if he's gonna pick you
00:43:35or his basketball career
00:43:36what do you think
00:43:41wow
00:43:42dad
00:43:45you actually showed up
00:43:46you picked your son
00:43:48over your own career
00:43:50father of the year
00:43:52tyler your problems are with me
00:43:54not my son
00:43:54you're damn right they are
00:43:56i was born to be a winner
00:43:59a winner
00:44:01they have money
00:44:02and power
00:44:03and respect
00:44:04i didn't claw my way to the finals
00:44:07just to have some loser
00:44:08who was fetching fries last week
00:44:10steal it from me
00:44:11cut him loose
00:44:12and we can talk about this
00:44:17you want to talk there is nothing to talk about
00:44:20the stunt in the playoffs cost me a lot of money
00:44:23and it almost exposed a very delicate operation
00:44:27so you're gonna throw the game today
00:44:30i'm gonna be champion
00:44:32or what
00:44:33so glad you asked
00:44:36or
00:44:38your son
00:44:39is gonna suffer
00:44:43fine
00:44:43we'll throw the game
00:44:46what
00:44:49let me just untie him
00:44:50you think i'm stupid
00:44:52i'm just gonna take your word
00:44:54no
00:44:55no i had my lawyers draft up
00:44:57a nice little
00:44:58admission of guilt here
00:45:01says
00:45:01i
00:45:02the head coach of the lightning
00:45:04admit
00:45:05to illegally rigging games for profit
00:45:07including
00:45:07the 2026 finals
00:45:09yada yada yada
00:45:11blah blah blah
00:45:12sign this
00:45:13throw the game
00:45:15and no one will ever find out
00:45:17about our little deal
00:45:18this motherfucker's scared shitless
00:45:21don't sign anything
00:45:30your son
00:45:31has
00:45:32no manners
00:45:33i guess that's what he gets
00:45:35when his daddy's an absent alcoholic
00:45:39now you're gonna sign the contract
00:45:41or i'm gonna break his legs
00:45:42don't fucking touch it
00:45:45alright you have five seconds
00:45:48or i'm gonna break him
00:45:50he's bluffing don't listen to him
00:45:51five
00:45:53four
00:45:54don't
00:45:55three
00:45:56you're giving us like this
00:45:57two
00:45:59one
00:46:05five
00:46:07four
00:46:08don't
00:46:09three
00:46:10you're giving us like this
00:46:11two
00:46:12one
00:46:18i'm gonna fucking contract
00:46:25that's a good choice
00:46:27i mean you signed the death wish for team lightning
00:46:30you saved your son's legs
00:46:33and murdered his career
00:46:35but like i said
00:46:37father of the year
00:46:40now
00:46:40while i have you here one more thing
00:46:42i'm just gonna need you to admit to what you just did
00:46:45i need a little bit of extra insurance
00:46:47i'm not gonna confess to rigging games for profit
00:46:49i signed the contract that was the agreement
00:46:52now i'll splice something together
00:46:54it's fine
00:46:55this is blackmail
00:46:57you won't get away with it
00:47:01watch me
00:47:04let's go boys
00:47:17where the fuck would you agree to that
00:47:19what did you want me to do let him break your legs
00:47:21you'd never play ball again
00:47:23no
00:47:24i wanted you to fight for me
00:47:27our team
00:47:28you bent the knee and gave up when it got hard
00:47:31just like you always do
00:47:32i gave up my career
00:47:34for you
00:47:35don't you get it
00:47:36if you go down i go down with you
00:47:40i knew i should have sent your ass packing when i had the chance
00:47:45i knew i couldn't count on you
00:47:48watch
00:47:51mars is right
00:47:52if those bastards take the championship then everything he worked for goes up in flames
00:47:58last time i won the finals
00:48:00i lost everything
00:48:18but i won't let that happen to my son
00:48:20i won't let them win
00:48:22but i can make them think that they're going to
00:48:27marcel thank god
00:48:28are you and mar-
00:48:28we're fine
00:48:29i need a favor
00:48:31we're on the street
00:48:31it's coach murray
00:48:32it's rigging games for prof
00:48:36welcome back to the 2026 uva finals
00:48:42tonight we have the lightning playing against the scorpions
00:48:48this is the biggest rival in uva history
00:49:10the lightning and the scorpion haven't met in the finals since 2006
00:49:15tyler murray himself played in that game but he fell to the sniper
00:49:28wait a minute coach combo meal is here
00:49:35coach combo meal is back on the court
00:49:37you'd never know he was slinging burgers three months ago
00:49:41i bet he couldn't pass up the chance to join his son mars on the court
00:49:45they'll go down in history as the first father-son duo to play together in a finals game
00:49:50you showed up
00:49:52you're just putting yourself in the game to make sure we lose
00:49:55you see i'm pretty surprised you suited up
00:49:57because you and i both know how this ends
00:50:01that's what he thinks
00:50:02what can i say
00:50:03i couldn't resist one more shot on the court
00:50:05yeah of course you couldn't
00:50:09this team is already imploding
00:50:11getting this championship trophy will be a walk in the park
00:50:14well gentlemen i'd say good luck but uh
00:50:18just don't care
00:50:20scorpions let's go
00:50:27i'm on your side
00:50:30don't hold back out there
00:50:35don't hold back out there
00:50:40i'm done listening to you
00:50:54son right here
00:50:55mars
00:51:06guess what i was gonna do dad
00:51:13god
00:51:31cool duncan is on fire
00:51:34the scorpions are dominating
00:51:36the lightning better step it up
00:51:48dude what are you doing
00:51:49bro why are you playing like you're alone
00:51:52just get back on defense
00:52:08half time
00:52:15half time right now the lightning's down by 12 points
00:52:18will they make a comeback in the next half
00:52:22this is embarrassing
00:52:24i can't believe i have to throw the biggest game of my career
00:52:27i'm supposed to be the leader
00:52:28but i'm just letting everyone else down
00:52:31if no one else can step up
00:52:33then we're doomed
00:52:39guys this game is not over
00:52:40we just need to reset play as a team
00:52:42and we can still win this
00:52:44you're such a hypocrite
00:52:46you're one to talk ball hog
00:52:48you're not passing the ball bro
00:52:50if we lose it's your fault
00:52:53that's what you think huh
00:52:55all this
00:52:56it's all his fault
00:53:00it's all his fault
00:53:01coach hasn't been able to touch the ball
00:53:03because you refused to let it go
00:53:05how is this his fault
00:53:06you're fucking selfish
00:53:08selfish
00:53:08get the fuck off
00:53:10enough
00:53:10enough
00:53:14it's the finals
00:53:15if you want to embarrass yourself
00:53:16go home
00:53:17you go home
00:53:20everyone out
00:53:28why'd you have to sign that god damn contract
00:53:30you fucked us
00:53:31the contract is bullshit morse
00:53:33i'm stringing them along
00:53:35robin is handling it
00:53:37they're not gonna win this
00:53:38you're lying
00:53:39you think i put this jersey on to fuck up your game
00:53:42i'm here to make sure that nothing and no one gets in your way
00:53:45bullshit
00:53:46they'll just let me down again
00:53:47morse
00:53:48listen to me
00:53:50when your mother was killed
00:53:51i swore off basketball
00:53:52and i was lost
00:53:55but now i'm back
00:53:56but i'm not back for me
00:53:57i'm back for you
00:53:59now let's go out on that court
00:54:01together
00:54:02and destroy these motherfuckers
00:54:07welcome back from halftime
00:54:09the scorpions are dominating the game in the first half
00:54:12morse
00:54:16god damn it
00:54:18god
00:54:22that's your star player
00:54:24when you lose tonight
00:54:26the lightning will be gone for good
00:54:28i'll draft him
00:54:29just to keep the scorpions bench warm
00:54:33mars is a goat in the making
00:54:35he's about to be rookie of the year
00:54:37come on boys
00:54:38let's go lightning
00:54:40come on
00:54:41get it
00:54:45guessing i was stupid as we thought
00:54:50dude
00:54:51what the fuck
00:54:52don't sneak him out of the game
00:54:54he's trying to lose
00:55:01we can still win this
00:55:03but you have to trust me
00:55:05if we play together
00:55:06they can't beat us
00:55:07mars you've got everything you need
00:55:08right here
00:55:10let's go out there and win this
00:55:12for the team
00:55:17i can see
00:55:20ok
00:55:29whoa whoa
00:55:30let's go
00:55:30oh
00:55:42Oh, my God.
00:56:01Mars Davis just executed the sniper's kill shot dunk.
00:56:08It's the end of the third quarter.
00:56:10Lightning is only down by two points now.
00:56:13Could my dad be him?
00:56:15The sniper.
00:56:16So these assholes want to die.
00:56:24You will lose this game or you and your son will commit career suicide.
00:56:27I'm not scared of you.
00:56:31Move!
00:56:32It's the beginning of the fourth quarter.
00:56:35The lightning are down by two.
00:56:37Will they make their comeback?
00:56:45Coach, you're a legend.
00:56:48If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
00:57:16What a comeback.
00:57:17With father and son working as a team, they might have a chance.
00:57:22The lightning are up by one.
00:57:24Can they keep the comeback?
00:57:27Whoa, hold on.
00:57:28Is that Tyler Murray?
00:57:32Is this 2006?
00:57:34All we're missing is the God of Ball himself.
00:57:43If you're not going to lose, I'll just have to be too fair and square.
00:57:46The performance enhancing drug I developed doesn't show up on any normal tests.
00:57:50Team lightning won't know what hit them.
00:57:52Show me what you got.
00:57:53Coach, be prepared to lose.
00:57:56It's been at least a decade since Tyler Murray played in a professional game.
00:58:00Then why does he seem so confident?
00:58:03Shovel up, boys!
00:58:04We're not leaving here without a trophy.
00:58:06Hold on, press!
00:58:07Let's go, lightning!
00:58:08You know Mars could be the GOAT if you train with a better coach.
00:58:11Yeah, but it'll never be you.
00:58:12You can't control him.
00:58:14But I can.
00:58:23That's a foul, ref!
00:58:26You okay?
00:58:28When did he get so good?
00:58:30Here, come on.
00:58:32They're neck and neck.
00:58:34Only two minutes left.
00:58:36Team lightning is running out of time.
00:58:50Go, go, go!
00:58:51Come on, come on, we have to win!
00:58:53These losers can't beat us!
00:58:55We win at any cost, so you get him!
00:59:00Where are you going to go now, dipshit?
00:59:03What?
00:59:40Nobody's pulled that off since the guy who invented it.
00:59:45Game over.
00:59:46Unbelievable!
00:59:48What a comeback play from the lightning!
00:59:50They just won the 2006 UBA Championship!
00:59:54Yeah!
00:59:56Yeah!
01:00:04Yes!
01:00:08Yes!
01:00:09Yes!
01:00:11You did it!
01:00:12We did it.
01:00:14You're going to regret this.
01:00:15You have no idea what you've done!
01:00:17I don't think so, coach.
01:00:19I know exactly what I've done, and I know what you've done, too.
01:00:23This is far from over.
01:00:25Let's go.
01:00:30Yeah, boy!
01:00:34Yeah!
01:00:38I knew you'd pull it off, man!
01:00:41No one's going to sell a winning team.
01:00:43Congratulations.
01:00:46If anybody was going to save the lightning from extinction, I knew it was going to be you,
01:00:51Mars.
01:00:51It'd be Mars, the new face of the league.
01:00:56Congratulations, coach.
01:00:58Don't tell anybody, but I was rooting for you.
01:01:02And, uh, I came across this old basketball card.
01:01:11Where'd you get this?
01:01:12Is my dad really the sniper?
01:01:25Now for the presentation of the Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy and the Michael Jordan MVP.
01:01:30Here is UVA Commissioner, Roderick Gould.
01:01:35Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
01:01:37These finals have showcased the battle for greatness with more talent on one court than we have ever seen before.
01:01:45But one incredible team prevailed.
01:01:48Congratulations, Team Lightning.
01:01:50You are the 2026 League Champions.
01:01:59We're not done yet for MVP.
01:02:02This rookie grew into a star right before our eyes.
01:02:06Congratulations, Mars Davis.
01:02:09Yeah!
01:02:18Quick reflexes, coach.
01:02:20I'd love to know what else you could do with those hands.
01:02:22Maybe I'll show you something.
01:02:31Oh, God.
01:02:39Thanks for getting me home safe.
01:02:47If it isn't obvious, I like you, Marcel.
01:02:52You should share this with the champagne talking.
01:02:55Why don't you come by now?
01:03:06Close your eyes.
01:03:08Watch out.
01:03:08I'm versus you.
01:03:10Alright.
01:03:20What is that?
01:03:21What is that?
01:03:22No.
01:03:30Bye.
01:03:31Bye.
01:03:31Bye.
01:03:31Bye.
01:03:31Bye.
01:03:32Bye.
01:03:33Bye.
01:03:34Bye.
01:03:35Bye.
01:03:36Bye.
01:03:37You can open your eyes now.
01:03:43Damn.
01:03:55I want you to take me here against this window.
01:04:01Show me your full court press, Coach.
01:04:17You've got potential, rookie.
01:04:19Now we just need to work on your long game.
01:04:34Wrong time, bro.
01:04:35You better get a new suit.
01:04:37You're getting inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame tomorrow.
01:04:41Murray, I didn't join the league for glory.
01:04:43I'm just a man trying to make amends with his son.
01:04:46Well, you're also a legend who single-handedly led a dying team to a championship.
01:04:51I've invited Mars and your sister-in-law, too.
01:04:54They deserve to see who you really are and how far you've come.
01:04:58Fine.
01:04:59Make sure their commissioner invites Coach Murray.
01:05:03And Cole, too.
01:05:04You sure about that?
01:05:07Yeah.
01:05:09I got a plan.
01:05:16You look happy.
01:05:21And it's about to get even better.
01:05:24I got two tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame Gala tomorrow night.
01:05:29Any chance you'd want to be my date?
01:05:33She has no idea it's me who's being inducted.
01:05:36I'd love to.
01:05:48Gentlemen.
01:05:54Well, well, well.
01:05:56What do we have here?
01:06:02Silver VIP tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame ceremony.
01:06:08These clowns have no idea what the sniper has planned for them.
01:06:13Now, correct me if I'm wrong, Commissioner, but the silver tickets, they're exclusive for
01:06:17Hall of Fame inductees, correct?
01:06:20There is something that ranks higher, and that is the gold commemorative ring, which is
01:06:26presented to the inductee.
01:06:29But between you and me, we won't be revealing the guest of honor until the night of...
01:06:33Well, you know what?
01:06:34I'm just really happy you finally came to your senses.
01:06:37Recognize me as the UBA's true goat.
01:06:41Cole.
01:06:42It's time to start working on my speech.
01:06:47And once I get on stage, I'll expose Coach Combo Meal for the game-rigging alcoholic he
01:06:52really is.
01:06:53And glory will be mine.
01:07:05Well, I see you and Robin.
01:07:10Well, she asked me to be her date to the Hall of Fame, sir.
01:07:18Well, I only give out 20 of these, but you won't be needing that, because I got this.
01:07:30There's only one of them.
01:07:47I heard the league spent more money on this year's Hall of Fame ceremony than ever before.
01:07:52And no one knows who's actually been inducted.
01:07:55Whoever it is, he's a huge deal.
01:07:57My husband is on the board of directors, and even he had to fight to get us these general
01:08:03admission tickets.
01:08:09There's Tyler Marie, the famed head coach of the Scorpions, and his superstar, Cole Duncan.
01:08:14They've got silver VIP tickets.
01:08:17Could one of them be the inductee?
01:08:19Maybe.
01:08:20I don't know, but the true inductee will have a gold and silver ring engraved with his name.
01:08:42How the fuck did you get in here?
01:08:46I could ask you the same thing.
01:08:48Hey, this man is about to be criminally investigated for rigging games for profit this season.
01:08:57Yeah, this criminal shouldn't be allowed in here.
01:09:01Are you sure you're not the criminals?
01:09:05The criminals.
01:09:06We are silver VIP ticket guests of the commissioner himself.
01:09:11Thanks to me.
01:09:13Congratulations.
01:09:14Hey, there's only two of these silver VIP tickets, which means one of us is getting inducted tonight.
01:09:22Are you sure about that?
01:09:24We're the best in the fucking game.
01:09:26You're just a pathetic nobody.
01:09:28What do you know?
01:09:31Listen, you've had your fun playing pretend with the big boys in the league, but now it's
01:09:36time to go back to flipping burgers for minimum wage.
01:09:39Because you have no right to be here.
01:09:47Actually, I do.
01:09:54Wow, a bronze VIP ticket?
01:09:57Not as exclusive as silver, but he must be someone important.
01:10:02I'm sorry, did you forge a ticket just to crash the event?
01:10:08Security.
01:10:09Security.
01:10:10This criminal is using a counterfeit ticket to sneak in here.
01:10:14Take a look.
01:10:15Judge for yourself.
01:10:24This ticket's legit.
01:10:29I told you.
01:10:31Robin invited me as her ticket.
01:10:33Ah, yeah.
01:10:34I've seen you oogling over the league, CFO Robin Sharp.
01:10:38What did you seduce here with some witchcraft to get that extra ticket?
01:10:41Not cool, girl.
01:10:42Marcel, are you drunkenly harassing women in the workplace?
01:10:45You are pitiful.
01:10:47Just riding everyone's coattails around you, hmm?
01:10:50It's quite despicable.
01:10:55No, you're despicable.
01:11:06Tyler Murray.
01:11:08How dare you question my date's right to be here?
01:11:12A date?
01:11:14Oh, no.
01:11:15Don't tell me you find this alcoholic loser attractive.
01:11:18I find him incredibly sexy.
01:11:21Can't keep my hands off him.
01:11:24Oh.
01:11:26You know, you could have had a real man with real money, real power.
01:11:30But instead, you chose a washed-up nobody that Team Lightning found working at a drive-thru.
01:11:36It can make sense, coach.
01:11:38Wow.
01:11:39You must have a really big...
01:11:42Actually, what makes more sense is this frigid spinster couldn't find a date for the event.
01:11:47So she paid this broke-ass loser so she wouldn't feel so lonely.
01:11:52So sad.
01:11:53You know, the Basketball Hall of Fame induction is a high-profile event.
01:11:59There's no place for a lowly escort.
01:12:05Don't touch her again.
01:12:10Coach won the final, which you lost.
01:12:14He's a total catch.
01:12:16Oh, my God.
01:12:16How can the CFO be so stupid?
01:12:19He was working at a drive-thru three months ago.
01:12:21Oh, you're telling me that when you pull up to get your nuggets and you see this greasy old man,
01:12:25you're going to give him your number?
01:12:28Oh, he has you fooled, too, doesn't he?
01:12:30I bet you didn't even think to ask.
01:12:33How does a bum like this working at a drive-thru on the verge of homelessness get a job as
01:12:38a coach in the league?
01:12:39He's here now.
01:12:40That's irrelevant.
01:12:41Is it?
01:12:41Because the only logical explanation I can think of is that he has some dirt on the lightning jam of
01:12:47Mari Gibbs,
01:12:48and he's using it as blackmail for the job.
01:12:53How did you get the job?
01:12:56How did you get the job?
01:13:03Amori and I played on the lightning together 20 years ago.
01:13:06What?
01:13:07You were in the league 20 years ago?
01:13:10No way.
01:13:11That's when I played, and I would remember an ugly face like yours, so you're still lying.
01:13:1620 years ago, I was at the top of my game when my wife was murdered, and I was left
01:13:20with my infant son.
01:13:23The sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
01:13:29No way.
01:13:30That was his wife?
01:13:31I started drinking.
01:13:32I lost myself in the grief and the guilt, so I walked away from my son because I didn't want
01:13:38the terrible thing that happened to my wife to happen to him.
01:13:41So I changed my name and got a job at Sippy Burger.
01:13:44That's where I ran into Amari.
01:13:48What?
01:13:49Now you're stealing the sniper's sob story?
01:13:52I bet he killed his wife, and that's why his son got taken away, and that's how you end up
01:13:56in a drive-thru.
01:14:03What the fuck?
01:14:12She had nothing to do with my mom's death.
01:14:17That's his son, the 2026 MVP, Mars Davis.
01:14:21He is a goat in the making.
01:14:23We've had our differences, but you are in no way responsible for my sister's death.
01:14:29Grace, I'm sorry.
01:14:31I should have called.
01:14:33Mars tells me you've been too busy winning championships.
01:14:41Maybe interrupt this precious family moment, but this doesn't disprove you killed your wife.
01:14:49Talk about my wife one more time.
01:14:51You see?
01:14:51This man is dangerous.
01:14:53All right, your disgraceful father should be in a cell.
01:14:57Not the biggest basketball event of the year.
01:14:59And after I'm inducted into the Hall of Fame, I'll make sure you never touch a basketball again.
01:15:17That's Ben Billings, the owner of the most successful franchise in history, the Scorpions.
01:15:23I wouldn't fuck with him.
01:15:25They're done for.
01:15:26Tyler Murray is one of the most powerful men in this room.
01:15:29And with his silver VIP ticket, he's probably the guest of honor himself.
01:15:35When he tells you to jump, I'd say, how high?
01:15:42I don't jump off the court, especially for small men like you.
01:15:46You are ruining this prestigious event.
01:15:51Security!
01:15:56Remove this man.
01:15:58Get him out of here, fast food fraud.
01:16:01He's ruining everything.
01:16:03You're going to regret sending me away.
01:16:06Who do you think you are coming in here and barking orders?
01:16:08I'm the most powerful man in this room.
01:16:14You better learn to respect me.
01:16:21You are hilarious.
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