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Falling For My Roommate - Ep
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00:07You said you want to move out, don't be ridiculous Ian, you can't afford it.
00:15Voklas? Ian, that's like a millionaire's suburb. There's no way the rent is real.
00:20Says it's 80 a week.
00:2180? That's a body in the basement price.
00:24Then I'll have a basement to live in.
00:26You really left him?
00:27Katie, I'll call you back.
00:32Are you the food?
00:34I'm here about the room.
00:35Adrian's on the couch somewhere, good luck.
00:49Are you lost mate?
00:51Ian Ashton, I emailed yesterday about the room.
00:54Right, the student, show me your hands.
00:58What?
00:59Your hands, show me.
01:02Hacker hands, skinny, no money, you make models all night and forget to eat.
01:06I'm not a futa-
01:0780 a week.
01:08Cash, don't touch my food, don't touch my dog, don't touch-
01:11Wait, did the ad say I was looking?
01:14I don't remember posting it.
01:15Oh, right.
01:16Drunk last Tuesday.
01:18Forget it.
01:18Come back tomorrow when I'm sober or don't.
01:20Either way.
01:24Bold move, hacker.
01:26Fine.
01:28Tonight, I'll show you the room.
01:30And Ian Ashton, try not to fall in love with me.
01:42You coming, hacker?
01:43You coming, hacker.
01:46I can't believe, because he's stuck in danger.
01:49You're in now.
01:51You're in now.
02:07You're leaving.
02:08I can't believe in you.
02:08You're leaving.
02:12It's supposed to be in love with you.
02:13And I don't know.
02:18there's coffee don't touch the eggs how did you know I was stairs creak on the seventh step
02:25welcome home hacker I'm not a hacker hmm I'm an architecture student same thing you build
02:32things people can't afford food you said in your email you can't afford to eat don't make
02:36it a thing I didn't write that eat or don't I don't care
02:44don't that door you don't go near it you don't touch it you don't ask about it I wasn't are
02:50we clear yeah we're clear good wi-fi password is fuck off lowercase hyphen it
03:17going somewhere hacker carter's coming over bring him in I'd love to meet him
03:30babe holy shit this is where you live now
03:35so you're carter yeah and you are the guy your boyfriend's been sleeping with before you got
03:50here is that all you got sweetheart
03:56he's lying that psycho is lying Ian you believe me right carter carter I would never never
04:05give me your phone what no give me your fucking phone carter
04:11you've been accusing me of cheating for six months six months you searched my phone you
04:15called my work you woke me up at 3am asking who I was texting turns out it was you Ian
04:20baby
04:20listen we're done get out this is your fault you fucking
04:30goodbye
04:40you all right hacker
04:44if you need a drink I'll be in the kitchen
05:02fuse blue whole block you okay basement bring your phone light
05:11watch the third step from the bus fuck the third step yeah architecture student can't see a table
05:20shut up and walk hold the light here come here I'll show you next time it happens you do it
05:25yourself
05:26hold it the ceramic not the metal push in twist clockwise sorry go
05:38without you I'd still be in the dark
05:41going to bed
05:49buddy there's nothing in there she didn't eat dinner bags empty I forgot
05:56nice pants it's 2am fuck off 24 hour servo three blocks coming fine
06:03you look like a dad on Christmas Eve and you look like the guy who knocked
06:06up his wife and now regrets it
06:12wallets phones now
06:20run
06:34you know that one had a knife no then why did you do that
06:42we should go yeah we should
06:50what
06:51Christmas tree
06:52why because normal people decorate Christmas trees in December Adrian I'm Russian Orthodox we do Christmas in January you haven't
06:58been to church since you were 12
06:59fair
07:01this is the saddest tree I've ever seen it's $59.99 I can buy you a real one
07:06eight feet
07:07Norwegian spruce
07:08I bought this one with my money help or shut up okay
07:16this star pass it up
07:18pass it up
07:25not bad
07:26I think it looks good
07:29that's the closest thing to a compliment you've ever given me
07:32don't get used to it
07:37truth or dare classic old school let's go we're 24 Liam and just play truth or
07:44dare dare I'm not a coward text your ex I miss your dog truth or dare dare
07:48obviously kiss Adrian on the mouth still got it
07:53truth or dare eh truth Adrian vault picking truth end of an era holy shit ask
07:59something good hmm easy one who at this party would I want to ask my own that's
08:04not how it works it's my house truth or dare Clark truth is there anyone here
08:15sorry it's not your turn to ask holy fuck
08:22sorry it's not your turn to ask Jesus Christ what the fuck am I doing
08:33you didn't answer my question Clark the game's over Adrian I'm not playing anymore
08:41are you gonna let me in or are we doing this in the hallway
09:01you took your time use the green one it says algae you took your time use the green one it
09:14says algae
09:15industrial it's industrial grade strips the lining it literally says safe for
09:19residential pools it's marketing it's chemistry I've owned this house for
09:22four years for four years and I read the bottle stubborn little shit
09:26don't
09:26ha ha ha
09:27mother fucker
09:33you little
09:34down
09:40relax Clark you're not my type
09:43fuck off
09:48liar
09:54back
09:56I'm fine turn over what lie face down I'll fix it
10:06oh fuck
10:11you clock
10:11you clock
10:11you clock
10:41yeah
10:46can't sleep
10:46come on
10:50she's beautiful
10:52she was
10:53bed
10:54sit
10:58never have I ever
10:59you know how to play
11:00everyone in the western world knows how to play
11:02good you start
11:04never have I ever cheated on a test
11:07year 11 chemistry
11:08wasn't even hard just bored
11:10never have I ever dropped out of a degree
11:12architecture
11:14first semester my dad died
11:16went home for three months
11:19never have I ever
11:20kissed someone on a first date
11:22you're 22 and you've never
11:24drink or skip folk
11:29never have I ever
11:30been jealous of someone I didn't
11:33I didn't expect to be jealous of
11:34last one
11:35okay
11:36never have I ever
11:38wanted to do something I knew I'd regret in the morning
11:47go to bed clark clark
11:52stay upstairs
11:53do not come down
11:55who
11:55stay
12:03Adrian Volkov
12:04get out
12:05you think because you moved I forgot
12:06you think this house can hide you
12:11same eyes
12:12same fucking eyes as her
12:16Adrian
12:18Adrian
12:42you shouldn't be up here clark
12:44you shouldn't be up here clark
12:52I didn't know you smoked
12:55I don't usually
13:12his name is Damien Cross
13:13he knew my mother
13:15he was her
13:15partner
13:16if you can call someone who twists your arm until it brokes a partner
13:21my mother
13:21paid with her life
13:23my father paid with his soul
13:24I left Russia because I didn't want to become them
13:27you don't know what it's like to grow up in a house where money is the only language
13:31when my mother was killed
13:35I couldn't do a fucking thing
13:36my mom's in a psych ward in Brisbane
13:38bipolar
13:39manic episode since I was eight
13:41my dad's been drinking himself towards death since I was 19
13:44he's still alive
13:45barely
13:45I have a little brother
13:46Alex he's 14
13:48he's the only thing I've been protecting
13:49half the rent I pay you
13:50it's not my money
13:51it's his school fees
13:51how long were you in Australia when you were a kid
13:53a year
13:54maybe two
13:54dad was running from something
13:55we came to Sydney
13:56I didn't speak English
13:56I was the new kid
13:57I was the kid with no mum
13:58other kids picked on me
13:59stole my shit
14:00one little fucker
14:00stole my dad's
14:01the only thing I had from him
14:02from before he turned into glasses
14:03what he turned into
14:04I chased that kid for three blocks
14:05never caught him
14:05wait here
14:06don't move
14:17open it
14:23no
14:23yes
14:25no fucking way
14:27I didn't know it was yours
14:29I just thought he was some random rich kid
14:35keep it
14:35as a souvenir
14:37when you move out
14:38when we go our separate ways
14:40you can think of me
14:43cold
14:44let's go down
14:52I have to work this afternoon
14:53could you watch him for a few hours
14:54stop talking line
14:55I'll be back at six
14:56you're not looking at me
14:57Clark
15:01Ian
15:01Adrian let me draw on him
15:04he what
15:04it's water based
15:05calm down Clark
15:07night to F6 kid
15:08he's setting a trap
15:12sleep mate
15:13we've got an early drive tomorrow
15:14Ian
15:14Adrian's way better than Carter
15:16Adrian's not my
15:17I know
15:17I know
15:18I just mean
15:18he's real
15:19he doesn't pretend
15:20Carter pretended all the time
15:23Adrian doesn't even pretend to like me
15:24he just does
15:25sleep mate
15:34Ian likes Adrian
15:36Ian really likes Adrian
15:38Ian doesn't know what to do next
15:42hey
15:42Ian
15:43you haven't bitched about your roommate in like three weeks
15:46he's been busy
15:47Ian
15:48what
15:48can I come over
15:49what
15:50to meet him
15:50you promised like three months ago
15:52sure
15:53is he home
15:54probably
15:55oh my god
15:57Adrian
15:58this is Katie
15:59from the cafe
16:00oh my god
16:01hi
16:01Ian's told me so much
16:03I'm happy
16:03how's he
16:04Adrian
16:06I'm getting a drink
16:11I'm getting a drink
16:11Katie
16:12Jesus
16:12what happened
16:13he kissed me
16:14Ian
16:15and then he
16:16he just
16:16pulled back
16:17and he said
16:17sorry sweetheart
16:18I'm not interested
16:19you're not my type
16:20why would he kiss me
16:21why would he kiss me
16:22if I'm not his type
16:22why would he
16:27why did you kiss her
16:29why did you bring her
16:30don't turn this around
16:32she's been begging you for weeks
16:34you said no for weeks
16:35so why tonight Clark
16:36why did you bring her into my house
16:38point at me and walk away
16:39because I don't need your attention
16:41you don't need my attention
16:43that night
16:43in my bed
16:453 a.m
16:45who was crawling all over me Clark
16:47who put his hand on my cock
16:49oh wait
16:49that was you Clark
16:50I didn't
16:53of course you didn't even remember
16:56yeah
16:56the brush
16:58what
16:58the sable brush I lent you
17:00two weeks ago
17:00the Kalinsky
17:01oh yeah
17:02um
17:03about that
17:04I lost it at school
17:05three days ago
17:06I was gonna tell you
17:07whatever it costs
17:07I'll Adrian
17:08wait how much
17:09Adrian
17:10Adrian
17:11Adrian open the door
17:13look
17:13however much it costs
17:14I'll buy you ten of them
17:15I just need
17:16Adrian
17:27hi this is Ian Ashton
17:28I was in studio three on Tuesday
17:29is there a lost and found
17:31Tuesday night
17:31did you
17:45come with me
17:46come with me
18:04this was her studio
18:07after she was killed
18:08I locked it
18:09I don't want to change anything
18:10that brush you lost
18:12was her favorite
18:12the one she used the most
18:14it's the way I could still touch her
18:15I lent it to you
18:16because I wanted to start trusting you
18:18I'm opening this room
18:19because I want you to know
18:20trust isn't easy for me Clark
18:21but I wanted to try
18:23the supply closet
18:46sorry
18:47I'm so fucking sorry
19:15I got it
19:18fuck
19:18where
19:20show me
19:22Lucas
19:23get the first aid kit
19:27of course
19:34why didn't you let me help you
19:36because if I let you touch me right now
19:37I
19:38I should have
19:39given this to you that night
19:40I tore the school apart
19:42found it in the bottom
19:43of the supply closet
19:46Adrian
19:46you make my heart
19:49smile
20:01oh my holy
20:04I came to find you for the count
20:06I
20:06oh my god
20:07you two
20:08later
20:09right now back to the beach
20:10Lucas is looking for you
20:33last night
20:34last night what
20:35no one knows
20:36ever
20:37especially Katie
20:39funny
20:39funny
20:41I was about to say the same
20:44drink your coffee Ashton
20:49put a shirt on
20:50was the tongue down my throat
20:51bothering you too
20:55I'm flying to Moscow tomorrow
20:57two weeks
20:57why are you telling me
20:58I have no idea
21:03don't burn the house down
21:12we never talked about new years
21:18I'm not playing third place Ian
21:28I want you
21:29never felt this for anyone
21:32you're like standing next to a bonfire
21:34dangerously hot
21:36don't call back
21:37I'll deny everything
22:03you look like shit
22:05two weeks of Moscow
22:07you look worse
22:12you don't eat chicken breast
22:24I'm going to shower
22:27want to join
22:29did you listen to the voicemails
22:31what voicemails
22:35Adrian don't you fucking dare
22:38Adrian
22:38I want you
22:40never felt this for anyone
22:41you're like standing next to a bonfire
22:44dangerously hot
22:45don't call back
22:47I'll deny everything
22:52you're honest when you're drunk
22:54now
22:55sober
22:56say it
23:00I want you
23:02and you fucking want me too
23:24two weeks
23:26every fucking night
23:28then take it
23:34slow the fuck down
23:35no
23:50my turn
23:56you two had a productive morning
24:00speaking of new years
24:01that kiss in the parking lot was
24:03Ian
24:06did you kiss Adrian
24:14I started noticing him
24:16every detail
24:16I'm learning Russian
24:17just to understand
24:18what he mutters
24:21you love him
24:24maybe my heart's somewhere else too
24:26go home Ian
24:27he's waiting
24:52how long are we pretending
24:54pretending I haven't possessed every single part of you
25:07three words
25:08say them
25:09say them and I'm yours Clark
25:13go into the gym
25:14have fun studying
25:16you torture me on purpose
25:18every fucking day
25:20I torture you
25:21you've been running for three months
25:22I'm not running
25:23then say it
25:23one sentence
25:24three words
25:25I love you
25:26and I wouldn't
25:34say it again
25:35I love you
25:36again
25:37I love you
25:40I love you too Clark
25:45what are we now
25:46whatever it is
25:48you're mine
25:49clear enough
25:50clear
25:57I know what you saw
26:04tell Adrian he still owes me
26:06St. Petersburg
26:0820,019
26:10ask him
26:28are you hurt
26:30tell me first
26:34I have to fly to Moscow tonight
26:36then I'm coming with you
26:41stay here
26:44please
26:57do I know you?
26:59I'm here to tell you a story
27:02don't try to remember
27:03don't try to remember
27:04it will tear you apart
27:05I'm in New York
27:07I miss you
27:08come home soon
27:13dad's drunk
27:14he's not breathing right
27:32Ian
27:33the fuck
27:34I abandoned him
27:36just like you abandoned us
27:48I thought you weren't coming back either
27:55I need you
28:03I got your voice mid flight
28:05diverted to the next plane
28:08I'm trying
28:09I'm trying anymore
28:09I'll handle it
28:23Ian
28:24it's not what you think
28:36Mr. Ashton
28:37Alex never showed up
28:39at school today
28:46Aunt Ivy's
28:4740 miles
28:48he's there
29:03sorry I worried you
29:06what matters is
29:07you're safe now
29:14the hospital
29:15the new school
29:17who's covering it
29:19already handled
29:21he's a keeper
29:28do you know how much
29:29you scare me
29:31no one ever did
29:32those things for me
29:38if you want me
29:39even for one second
29:40can't you know where I am
29:48don't make me regret this
29:49don't make me regret this
29:55I won't lose you
30:02Adrian
30:03dad called
30:04he knows you were in Moscow
30:11when did you get that
30:15Moscow
30:26I will give my life for yours
30:28my mother used to say it
30:30to Viola
30:31to me
30:37I don't know how to make it right
30:39but I'm trying
30:41every day
30:44Alex has a swim meet
30:45next Saturday
30:50I invited him
30:51to Alex's meet
30:53you did the right thing
31:00I won't get back
31:01I don't know
31:03what's that
31:05yes
31:06tell me when you're ready
31:13the boy you love
31:14I know his name
31:2610 years of evidence
31:28all on you
31:37you've changed Valkov
31:41she would be glad
31:43your mother
32:01I want to see your grave
32:05I'll go with you
32:14Alex
32:14why are you sweating
32:16I'm not
32:17nothing's happening tomorrow
32:18shh
32:19shh
32:26what are you actually doing in there
32:29patience Clark
32:33tomorrow
32:34I promise
32:42you kicked him out fast Valkov
32:49roof
32:50now
32:58open them in order
33:09you put your name on it
33:12you put your name on it
33:13he's ours now
33:14if you'll have me
33:20Adrian
33:22what are you doing
33:24two years ago
33:25two years ago
33:25I thought I would hate you
33:27you tore down every wall I had
33:29without a sound
33:30I'm nothing
33:32except yours
33:33fuck
33:34I thought you'd never ask
33:44thank you for not leaving me alone
33:46never thank you for that
33:54feel that
33:55it's yours too
33:58don't let me go
33:59never
34:09I'm your
34:11finally
34:12finally
34:24fuck
34:25Valkov help
34:29first class Clark
34:30base shirt
34:31not a spaceship
34:39what did you tell her
34:42about you
34:43everything
34:46now
34:47Bobovka
34:49brace yourself
34:53oh my god
34:56pink curls
34:57his favorite
34:58three years
35:09today
35:10my mother met you
35:24tonight
35:24nothing else exists
35:26then prove it
35:30you've never been like that
35:31before
35:33I've never had this before
35:39Ariane
35:40бабушка
35:41позвонила
35:42она его
35:42отбравяет
35:43папа узнил
35:44будь остоложный
35:46this
35:47trash
35:48or treasure
35:50treasure
35:51had it since I was six
36:11our kitchen
36:13say it
36:16open it
36:20when did you sign it
36:21yesterday
36:21while you were unpacking the boxes
36:25you're giving me half
36:27I'm giving you the choice
36:35you don't ask
36:35you don't ask
36:36you make me sign for it
36:41would you have said no
36:44I'm not going anywhere
36:46ever
36:48good
36:49you're on the deed now
37:03you did this
37:04not me
37:05not Adrian
37:06you
37:07next time
37:09A plus
37:16Mr. Volkov
37:17your father
37:18has formally requested
37:19a review of the
37:20inheritance trust
37:21he is flying to Sydney
37:22on Friday
37:32you okay
37:34fine
37:35look at me
37:40next time
37:42first place
37:43promise
37:53what did you read
37:54on your phone today
37:55nothing important
37:56try again
37:58drop it please
37:59we're back to this
37:59you carrying it alone
38:09Friday
38:09he's flying to Sydney
38:11he's coming to take it all back
38:17next time
38:18we carry it together
38:19that Russian
38:21Adrian
38:22is it good to you
38:23he put my name on the deed
38:25so yes
38:28good
38:36sir
38:37it's him
38:39tomorrow
38:40it's not in five
38:51when did you paint this
38:53when you still hated me
38:57selling it
38:58already sold
38:59buyer named Clark
39:08you observed her name
39:16I'm Ian
39:17the deed has both our names
39:20we will talk
39:21tomorrow
39:24breathe
39:25I'm here
39:34thank you
39:35for tonight
39:42I think dad's gonna get better
39:44he didn't drink today
39:45first time in front of us
39:50yeah kid
39:51he didn't
39:59whatever it is
40:00we go together
40:09sit
40:10send the boy out
40:12he stays
40:15sign
40:16end it
40:17keep everything
40:20I won't sign
40:23then sign as a poor man
40:26he doesn't have Vachini
40:28I have already
40:28everything
40:32are you sure?
40:37I've never been more sure
40:45found it
40:46bottom drawer
40:53I want to marry you
40:54not now
40:55not tomorrow
40:56but I want to
40:57yes
40:57me too
40:59with you
41:06hey
41:06you look good
41:09thanks
41:10take care
41:21you okay?
41:22yeah
41:23let's go home
41:24you don't have to worry
41:26I'm not
41:28liar
41:54how long have you been there?
41:56just got here
42:02what?
42:03gallery dropped the show
42:04contract pulled
42:10what can I do?
42:13help me track which accounts he's freezing
42:18oh
42:19now
42:20get Alex
42:29who burned what?
42:31I demand
42:31answers
42:38false alarm
42:40burnt instant noodles
42:41third floor
42:43that needs to be chocolate
42:53don't let him touch food
42:55I cook
42:56chicken breast doesn't count
43:00just got this
43:01look
43:07then we go to war too
43:12roofed
43:13now
43:13trust me
43:21surprise
43:23did we kill him?
43:25did Ian's boyfriend short circuit?
43:27I don't celebrate birthdays
43:28I know
43:29open it anyway
43:31Ivy's house
43:32I bought it
43:33I figured we could live there together
43:35so you're my landlord now
43:38whoa
43:38wow
43:47I don't need anything else
43:48you here is enough
43:52and stay there
43:58Nala wants to be festive
44:00Nala wants to file for emancipation
44:04I've never seen him like this
44:06he was never a happy person
44:07not as a child
44:09you did this
44:10he did it himself
44:11I just didn't leave
44:12Merry Christmas
44:13better than last year
44:14last year we still hated each other
44:16I didn't hate you
44:17you called me a hacker
44:19ignored me
44:20threatened to knock my friend's teeth out
44:22I was
44:22flirting
44:24flirting
44:42I paid for this lesson you bitch
44:50if I see another ace in your sleeve
44:52I'm drowning you
44:54new year resolution
44:57stop running
44:58that's it
44:59that's it
45:01yeah
45:01you
45:03keep chasing
45:1010
45:119
45:118
45:127
45:136
45:144
45:153
45:152
45:161
45:17Happy New Year
45:25Mia and I met in 2014
45:27she stole my noodles
45:29I forgave her
45:30last week
45:31she borrowed my mascara
45:32get to the vows Liam
45:39dance with your sister
45:41you frozen Russian
45:48I've never pretended around you
45:50I know
45:52you too
45:53you're next
45:56hold your nephew
45:57he won't bite
45:58yet
46:00he's too small
46:01you were this small once
46:04that's exactly the problem
46:11he never thought he was enough
46:13not as a kid
46:14father was hard
46:15mother was sick
46:17he learned the family business
46:18at seven
46:20he still thinks he's not enough
46:21he's just learned to think it less often
46:24you know him better than he knows himself
46:33she never met him
46:34she's here
46:35she's right here
46:39second place
46:40Alex Ashton
46:41rooftop
46:42this is the only model today
46:44that made me want to live inside it
46:57but it's not first place
46:58I decide what's worth showing
47:04perfect
47:08next time I'm getting first
47:11you will
47:12how do you know
47:14because you've started to believe it
47:24cancel the reservation
47:25pay the quartet anyway
47:27send them home
47:43you just poured espresso into the milk
47:47yes
47:47Adrian
47:48what's wrong
47:50what happened
47:53tell me
47:54nothing
47:57you don't lie
47:58you just go silent
48:01are you leaving me
48:05I had a restaurant
48:07a string quartet
48:08a speech
48:09I ruined all of it
48:16yes
48:16I haven't asked
48:18I know what you're gonna ask
48:32does Alex know
48:34he picked the ring
48:56you swore you'd never settle down again
48:58I swore I'd never love again
48:59yeah you don't are
49:02look at me now
49:03move
49:03he's already on the roof
49:18you're a home
49:19you're a home
49:20which I didn't want to find
49:21and then you're out of your hair
49:23then I'm crushed into you
49:24then I got pushed off a roof
49:26then you saved me
49:28then I started chasing
49:29I'll keep chasing
49:30two years ago
49:31I put this in an envelope
49:32you sent it back
49:34I never knew what home meant
49:35until I saw you sleep on my couch
49:37today I'm reading it to you
49:39on the same roof
49:40by the power vested in me
49:41by literally nobody
49:42I now pronounce you husbands
49:50remember this place?
49:51every single day
49:53should we walk down?
49:56this time together
49:57when I say you want to find out
50:01but we are a encima
50:01as if I can Ann and I
50:01but...
50:10that in all
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