00:23You're banging boys on the street at night
00:27I can't stop with this kryptonite
00:30Dirty girls won't listen to that ticking clock
00:34Oh no
00:35Ooh, I think they know you
00:39But I'm no better
00:42You're superhuman
00:45You're so super clear
00:48You made me feel so superhuman when you need
00:54Ooh, I'm superhuman
00:57So super clear
00:59You made me feel so good and make my body fly
01:18You're playing baby where you calling from
01:22Rainbow flags and glitter bombs
01:25Load up guns that ready point
01:28That big, big clock
01:30Oh no
01:35Ooh, I think they know you
01:38But I'm no better
01:40You're superhuman
01:43I'm so super clear
01:46You made me feel so superhuman when you need
01:52Ooh, you're superhuman
01:55Ooh, I'm so super clear
01:59You make me feel so good and make my body fly
02:28Ooh, I know you
02:28Ho, I know you
02:28I know you
02:28To be on that
02:28Oh, I know you
02:28I know you
02:29How long are you
02:30Who am I?
02:33And these men
02:33What's up?
02:37Fuck!
02:39Push, push, push, push, push, push, push.
02:42I'm trying!
02:44You're doing good, alright?
02:45Try again.
02:47I'm so sorry Adam, you were the only
02:49normal person who picked up that phone.
02:52Yeah, yay for me.
02:54Alright, you're doing great.
02:55So let's just breathe and we got this.
02:58What the hell
02:59is Adam doing here?
03:01Chief, you're home, I
03:03tried calling you.
03:05Yeah, we're kind of dealing with a six inch
03:07problem over here. Seven inches?
03:09Seven inches? It was
03:1140% off. What the fuck
03:13Theo, why? Because
03:15it was 40% off. Okay.
03:18I was just
03:20experimenting with my man off.
03:22You don't say, Chief. Oh my god,
03:25I don't need to know that.
03:27Yeah, can you grab
03:28grab the lube? Grab the lube.
03:30I need the lube. Yeah?
03:31Yeah, the stuff we use for sex and shit.
03:33Sex and shit!
03:35Okay, I'm gonna get the lube.
03:36Okay, and grab some gloves as well.
03:38This is rank.
03:40Okay. Breathe, breathe, breathe.
03:42We're almost there, I can see it.
03:44Okay, you're doing good, you're doing good.
03:47One last push, deep breaths.
03:50Hey, uh,
03:51do you think it'd be cool if we had a chat?
03:52Not now, not
03:53not while I'm looking at, well, you know.
03:57You can say my
03:58ha, ha, ha,
04:00my manhole.
04:02Oh, oh, I can see it. I can see it.
04:04Okay, one last push, Theo.
04:07Oh, I don't.
04:08Okay, I'm going in, I'm going in.
04:10Hold my hand, Dave.
04:18Oh, I got it.
04:21That has got to be
04:23the best
04:25and worst feeling I have ever experienced
04:27at the same time.
04:50How many times did you wash yours?
04:52Uh, yeah.
04:53Not enough because we ran out of hot water.
04:55Yeah.
05:06You still cool for a chat?
05:08Uh, yeah.
05:10Just...
05:11Don't be too long.
05:12The hot water's heating up.
05:14You have, like, ten minutes max.
05:20Oh, yeah.
05:27I'm not really sure where to start, actually.
05:34Shit.
05:35Oh, maybe this was a bad idea.
05:37What happened?
05:39What?
05:40With this.
05:41Us.
05:44What happened?
05:51What? Ignoring my texts and won't talk to me now?
05:55I mean, like, what do you want me to say?
05:57Like, I fucked up.
05:58I fucked up.
05:59Adam, it's not about what you say to me.
06:02We didn't...
06:02We didn't...
06:02I didn't sleep with him, okay?
06:04He...
06:05kissed me.
06:07Wow.
06:08Yeah.
06:09For not going behind my back
06:11and sleeping with the hot guy that you used to be in love with.
06:15I came out wrong.
06:16I didn't mean it like that.
06:19Wow.
06:20Look at you.
06:21At least you can admit that.
06:25Wait, did you egg my car?
06:29No.
06:30I didn't egg your car.
06:31I'm not a child.
06:39Okay, yeah.
06:40I did egg your car.
06:41But it was Tyler's idea.
06:43Look, I don't care about the car, Gabe.
06:46I care about how you feel.
06:48About me.
06:50Adam, I'm getting older.
06:51I don't want to waste my twenties making mistakes.
06:55I want to be with someone who knows what they want.
06:58Who knows that they want me.
07:02We...
07:03We should have never have dated.
07:05When you still had feelings for Josh.
07:08Adam, I am sorry.
07:10I just...
07:10I don't have the same feelings like I...
07:13Hang on.
07:16Feelings like what?
07:18Gabe, feelings like what?
07:20Heidi, can I call you back?
07:22What?
07:25Which hospital?
07:28Okay, I'm gonna get an Uber.
07:30I'll call you on the way.
07:32Bye.
07:32Bye.
07:33Tyler's in hospital.
07:35What the fuck?
07:35Seriously?
07:36Why? What happened?
07:37I need to get an Uber.
07:38I'll...
07:38I'll come with you.
07:40No, Adam.
07:41Just go.
07:42Are you sure I can't help?
07:44No.
07:49Can you go, Adam?
07:51Just leave.
07:53Oh my God.
07:58Adam!
07:59Yeah?
08:00I need you, please.
08:02Please?
08:03Please!
08:04Okay.
08:05Hey.
08:05Come here.
08:06Oh my God, we're in the bathroom.
08:08Yes?
08:08Why are we in here?
08:09What's going on?
08:09What's up?
08:10I need you to help me do a breast examination.
08:15No.
08:15Adam!
08:16Yes, please.
08:17Why would I do that?
08:18I don't know how to do it.
08:19I'm supposed to be doing them regularly, apparently, and I'm not sure what to do.
08:24That's fine.
08:24That's fine.
08:25That's your business, but don't ask me to do it.
08:28Get one of your friends who has a pair of Gongalugas, okay?
08:31Excuse me.
08:32These Gongalugas fed and nourished you for a good nearly three years of your life, I might
08:38add.
08:38That's a little bit longer than most children.
08:40The least you can do is just Google it.
08:43Talk me through it.
08:44Google.
08:44Yes.
08:45I will do that.
08:46Okay.
08:47I'm using private mode, just so we're all very clear.
08:51Okay.
08:52Hmm.
08:55Breast self-exam?
08:57Yes.
08:57Is that what I'm doing?
08:57Yes.
08:58You're supposed to do it regularly.
09:00Regularly.
09:01Okay.
09:02Use the pads of your fingers.
09:03Not the pads.
09:05Not the pads?
09:06Not the pads.
09:07Not the very tips, sorry.
09:08Okay.
09:09Use the pads of your fingers.
09:10Okay.
09:10Of your three middle fingers for the exam.
09:13Okay, so just the three.
09:14Just the three.
09:14Right.
09:15Use different pressure levels.
09:16Your goal is to feel different depths of the breast by using different levels of pressure
09:22to feel the breast tissue.
09:25Take your time.
09:26Don't rush.
09:27Follow a pattern.
09:28Great.
09:28Okay.
09:28That's it.
09:29That's the instructions.
09:29What sort of a pattern?
09:30I don't know.
09:31Your rib cage.
09:32Your skin.
09:32I don't know.
09:33I'm just...
09:34I'm out of here.
09:35Adam!
09:35Oh my god.
09:36Your aura is just so off lately.
09:39Oh my god.
09:39Is everything okay with you and Gabe?
09:41We're not talking about that right now, okay?
09:44Thank you very much.
09:46You're a good son.
09:51Thanks for waiting.
09:52Sorry, I was busting.
09:53No, you're good.
09:54This place is cool.
09:56Did...
09:57Did we go on a date here once?
09:59Uh...
10:00Possibly.
10:00I can't remember actually.
10:02Thanks for ordering.
10:04Skinny flat white.
10:08And don't be upset but I paid too.
10:10I wanted to.
10:10You didn't have to.
10:12I did.
10:14Um...
10:15I'm really happy you came today.
10:17Clay, we're adults.
10:18Okay?
10:19That's only coffee.
10:21Yeah.
10:23Um...
10:24I know I've texted this a million times but I'm sorry for how things went down.
10:29You...
10:29You know I didn't actually, like, suck dick, right?
10:31Yeah, I know.
10:33And you can stop apologising, okay?
10:35Okay.
10:36I'll stop.
10:37Hey, and next time my shout.
10:39Okay.
11:22Uh, hey Lex, what's up?
11:32So uh, what's been happening in your world of light?
11:36Ooh, big question. Where do I begin?
11:43Yeah, there's been some stuff that's been going on for me lately.
11:49Well, I'm glad you're here because there's some things I wanted to chat with you about.
11:55Oh, okay. Well, you go first.
11:58Um, Healy said she saw you out the other night and you were chatting up anything that moved.
12:08Yeah, it was a pretty interesting night.
12:16Is that it?
12:20I like you, Adam, and my feelings are strong for you.
12:32Uh, um, okay. Um, didn't expect that.
12:40Do you, um, do you feel anything for me?
12:44Lex, Lex, Lex, Lex, Lex, Lex, Lex, Lex.
12:47You're an amazing sweet guy, but I just had a bad breakup with my ex and was just looking for
12:53a distraction from all of that, okay?
12:56So, that's it.
12:59Okay.
13:00Nothing more.
13:02So, I'm just your little distraction toy then?
13:04Oh, hey, well, that's not fair and I wasn't just talking about you.
13:09But, you haven't considered my feelings at all, have you?
13:12Well, I just, I just wanted to have some fun. Like, is that so wrong?
13:18I just thought maybe you'd want something deeper.
13:20In time, maybe, but don't make me out to be the bad guy because that's not...
13:25I'm not saying that.
13:26Well, then what do you want then? I mean, I don't want to be someone's boyfriend. That's the last fucking
13:30thing I want.
13:34I think you should just leave.
13:52I'm calling Margaret. I'm calling this...
13:56You better pick up this time. You better pick up, you better pick up, you better pick up, you better
14:00pick up.
14:01Don't even try me.
14:04I got a job interview. I got a new car. It's great. It's great for you.
14:10Marco! I understand that you're not here right now and you're busy, but I'm your friend and I need you!
14:19It's not my fault that Gabe doesn't get that I was just giving Josh a gone away present.
14:25Hm? And he didn't even give me a chance to explain myself.
14:29Nope. No, that's not my fault.
14:32Even though we've been dating for like nine, like nine months, just about by now at this point. Hm.
14:39It would have been even longer. It would have been fine. We would, we, we, we could have been happy.
14:43But no, no, no, no. One peck that I didn't even do. He literally kissed me.
14:48And now he's probably off dating like other guys, off in their little, their little worlds where I'm not allowed,
14:54you know, I'm like from the outside looking in or something. I don't know.
15:02It's not my fault.
15:06Not my fault.
15:14Hey. Hey. Ready to roll?
15:17Oh yeah. Pretty hungry.
15:18That's great. Cause tonight I'm thinking all you can eat. Yeah?
15:22Hi dad.
15:26Before we head off, can we chat for a bit?
15:29Yeah, of course.
15:31Is everything all right?
15:34I have some things I've been holding onto for a while and I think it's best I get them out
15:40now.
15:41Okay. Okay. Well, let me hear it.
15:49It's a poem. So just bear with me.
15:53Okay.
15:59Dad, first of all, get fucked.
16:02And fuck you.
16:05Now that that's out of the way, I have a bit to say.
16:09Because a woman told me to be honest with myself.
16:12And if I'm being honest, I feel like I've only got one parent.
16:16That parent definitely isn't you.
16:19I don't know where you go or what you do.
16:22But what really fucks me is that I don't know you.
16:27Dad.
16:29I can be a pain in the ass. I know that.
16:32I really, really do.
16:34But I think I got it from my old man.
16:37Let's just call it even.
16:39After we make up for some lost time.
16:42Maybe time spent kicking the footy.
16:45And if that's okay, I'm free next Sunday.
16:51That's, that's it.
16:53Wow.
16:54That's really well written, Clay.
16:58What's it about?
17:00Yeah.
17:01Just stuff I've been holding onto.
17:05Like what?
17:08I love you, Dad.
17:11Oh.
17:15I did not think you were going to say that.
17:19It's the truth.
17:24Hmm.
17:26I'm happy, son.
17:29And you know I've always loved you.
17:30Always.
17:32Always.
17:36You didn't need to say it back.
17:37I just wanted you to know how I feel.
17:41It's good you got that out, yeah?
17:45Alright.
17:47Now we can eat.
17:50Oh, is there something else?
17:52That's everything.
17:54Sure.
17:54Yeah.
17:57Okay, I'm starving.
17:59Alright?
18:00Let's go.
18:13Adam, hon, why are you crying?
18:17I don't want to talk about it.
18:18I don't want to, I don't want to talk about it.
18:23Everything's just turning to shit lately.
18:25Why are you saying that?
18:27Because everything just is.
18:28It doesn't matter what I do, I'm always the bad guy.
18:31Tell me what's going on.
18:36I can't do this anymore.
18:38What?
18:40Making shit decisions.
18:42It only leads to me feeling like shit.
18:45Have you tried talking to someone?
18:47Oh my god.
18:49Who, Mum?
18:49I mean, Clay, he's fucked off into his own world and left me.
18:52Marco won't return any of my calls.
18:54Josh has left the state.
18:56Gabe wants nothing to do with me.
18:57My own father is practically a lunar fucking eclipse.
19:00And even you leave me whenever you get a new boyfriend.
19:03Oh, no.
19:04I'm right here.
19:05I'm right here.
19:16Is there something wrong with me?
19:19No, not at all.
19:22You're just, you're growing up.
19:25And people go in a lot of different directions.
19:29I mean, that is not your fault.
19:31And it's not theirs.
19:33It's just life.
19:36Mum, do you think I'm selfish?
19:38Oh, Adam.
19:40Oh, God, yes.
19:42You're very self-centred.
19:44Mum!
19:45Who isn't?
19:46I think I hurt people and I don't mean to.
19:51Well, then look at that.
19:53Be more aware.
19:55This is, this is the time for you to become the person that you want to be.
20:04I just don't want to be lonely, Mum.
20:06I know.
20:07Me neither.
20:11Oh, you know, these things tend to work themselves out.
20:19I'm sorry for being a bit of a shit.
20:21Oh, but you're my little shit.
20:26And I love you.
20:34Do you want anything?
20:39Just to stay here for a bit.
20:55We met at an age when you were chasing stars.
21:00Yeah.
21:00We had to buy for fashion and those fancy bars
21:04We still in between
21:08I found the spark
21:13Headed from candy
21:14and those princess dreams
21:16Friends...
21:17Only used you for
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