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00:00:16more than physical pain i fear humiliation last week hypnosis i was this close to being
00:00:25acquired by cupertino our stock sword on the rumor i i don't understand why why not uh well
00:00:35it's not happening i just found out talks were terminators
00:00:48um dougan morning remarks or uh you want to skip it i'm fine
00:00:53and when word gets out and it will my stock is gonna nose dive not to where it was before
00:00:59it
00:00:59took off but sinks with an odor of like what comes out of a frightened dog that smell just
00:01:08hanging around me
00:01:11i said no sorry okay how we doing hyper gnomes just got some news great news pretty pretty
00:01:27fucking cool news can't tell you what not yet
00:01:33but it's great
00:01:37good
00:01:42why they say no
00:01:45i have a track record
00:01:47i mean fa fa was a juggernaut in its time
00:01:51and i guess everyone assumes since i'm the man who co-created fa fa that i'm the man
00:01:56or the co-man
00:01:59and
00:02:01maybe i'm not
00:02:05and they smelled it
00:02:10when word gets out
00:02:12how will that make you feel
00:02:14and uh when do you expect that to be
00:02:18won't be long you know people talk
00:02:20they tear you down and forget you ever even mattered
00:02:26the doctor patient confidentiality thing just how airtight is that
00:02:30i can't speak with anyone about what you say
00:02:33not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or others
00:02:36to find harm
00:02:38physical harm
00:02:39all right uh
00:02:42i shouldn't have leaked the acquisition rumor
00:02:46that's on me
00:02:47i wanted an upper valuation before the price was set
00:02:50uh
00:02:52sorry um
00:02:53it happens all the time
00:02:54uh
00:02:56yeah we also juiced our price before the
00:02:59ipo
00:03:00i don't know
00:03:01i'm not the money guy
00:03:02i do ideas
00:03:05powered by belief
00:03:06and belief is affirmed by fuckability
00:03:09if i could just
00:03:10sell my shares now
00:03:11mm-hmm
00:03:12but the sec would
00:03:14kill me
00:03:15so i'm just gonna have to
00:03:18sync with him
00:03:19surely you're not going to be poor
00:03:21no
00:03:22obviously
00:03:24but lily can't find out
00:03:25god she would divorce me just to secure half of it
00:03:27be the smart move
00:03:29do you think perhaps you're misjudging lily
00:03:31lily
00:03:32no
00:03:32she'd frame all my success as dumb luck
00:03:35you know
00:03:36i'd become an object lesson
00:03:37an adjective
00:03:38don't pull a dunk in
00:03:41or is that a noun
00:03:42oh christ
00:03:44what would my dad say if he could hear me now
00:03:48please joanne
00:03:49really this is
00:03:51strictly between us
00:03:54thanks
00:03:55okay see you next week
00:03:57doing the work
00:03:58yeah
00:04:05schmuck
00:04:14the stressors that
00:04:17drove some
00:04:20workers at our guanjou factory
00:04:24to choose to
00:04:26exit themselves out
00:04:28window
00:04:29remain
00:04:30unresolved
00:04:33well what about our supplier code of conduct
00:04:37our code
00:04:38their conduct
00:04:39were we to
00:04:41enforce our code
00:04:43anything heavy handed
00:04:45opens us to charges of
00:04:47cultural elitism
00:04:48text
00:04:49anushka
00:04:50cupertino
00:04:50what would you like to say
00:04:52what happened
00:04:58however our position has always been human life is valuable
00:05:02full stop
00:05:04it's a cornerstone for us
00:05:18what
00:05:19wow thank you
00:05:20you picked up
00:05:21great thank you
00:05:22i cannot talk to you about this
00:05:24i was not read in
00:05:26i'm an executive here
00:05:27and i'm on your board
00:05:28recuser was mandatory
00:05:29okay
00:05:30just
00:05:31the acquisition door
00:05:32how
00:05:33how fully shut is that
00:05:34or are we like
00:05:35playfully rimming the door frame
00:05:37oh i would say nailed
00:05:38like a coffin
00:05:40from my understanding
00:05:41noosh
00:05:42you're
00:05:43you're supposed to warn me about this
00:05:45is this your job
00:05:46did you leak the acquisition rumor
00:05:48yes or no
00:05:49no
00:05:50no
00:05:51maybe
00:05:52once it's clear
00:05:53no acquisitions forthcoming
00:05:54your stock is going to take a ding
00:05:56and you'll have no one to blame but yourself
00:05:58okay
00:05:58that is just one of the branches
00:06:00on the tree of outcome
00:06:02and there are many branches
00:06:03a lot of leaves
00:06:04it's really
00:06:04it's really leafy
00:06:05okay
00:06:06so just
00:06:07can we focus
00:06:08maybe not
00:06:08on the dings
00:06:09you want to change the focus skunkin
00:06:11change the story
00:06:13gladly
00:06:14gladly
00:06:14yeah
00:06:15how do i do that
00:06:16no i don't know
00:06:17presumably with another better story
00:06:20yes
00:06:20yes
00:06:22yes
00:06:23where i'm the hero
00:06:24sure why not
00:06:26good luck with that
00:06:27thank you
00:06:28right
00:06:29right
00:06:54almost finished
00:06:56eat on soon
00:07:01you know what that is
00:07:03that's tungsten
00:07:03aerospace grade
00:07:05heaviest element in the universe
00:07:07this one's four inches cubed
00:07:09but weighs 43 pounds
00:07:11crypto bros are super into them
00:07:13you know why
00:07:16it's not
00:07:17it's not virtual
00:07:20it's real
00:07:21it's the realness
00:07:25there you go
00:07:26god damn it
00:07:31you're done
00:07:32right
00:07:33yeah
00:07:34you're done
00:07:54gary he landed
00:07:56early
00:07:56oh no damn it
00:07:58we're late
00:07:59hmm
00:08:00yeah
00:08:00have a lunch
00:08:02yeah well
00:08:03bring it
00:08:03orson's just
00:08:04wandering around the airport
00:08:06where are my damn keys
00:08:08he's got wifi and snacks
00:08:10right
00:08:10he's at the airport
00:08:11i told him we're already on our way
00:08:13well
00:08:14i don't know
00:08:15pick up your phone
00:08:17gary
00:08:18you're yelling
00:08:19joanne
00:08:20being hysterical
00:08:21doesn't make you a better parent
00:08:22oh that's him
00:08:23honey
00:08:25hi
00:08:25what lore's investment
00:08:27uh sorry but i can't uh talk
00:08:29unwavering confidence
00:08:30a hat
00:08:31i can wear
00:08:32i i have that hat
00:08:33hey joanne
00:08:35i i'm looking at a light fixture
00:08:36can you
00:08:36i
00:08:37sorry we talked about this duncan
00:08:39you can't just call me out of the blue
00:08:41but i have a plan
00:08:42listen
00:08:42i point to the fabulous stock price
00:08:44which remains fabulous
00:08:45for the moment
00:08:46and i say i will sell another tranche
00:08:48in private secondary offerings
00:08:50who's wet for it
00:08:51okay
00:08:52if i could viagra the price
00:08:53and keep it up long enough
00:08:54i could be like
00:08:55suck it cupertino
00:08:56suck it and weep
00:08:57no ding
00:08:57all dong
00:08:58sorry but if you're leveraging
00:09:00the high stock price
00:09:00when you know the stock's gonna fall
00:09:02isn't that fraud
00:09:03fraud
00:09:04for market manipulation
00:09:05i mean won't that arouse suspicion
00:09:06with the sec
00:09:07first of all
00:09:08i don't know the stock's gonna fall
00:09:10i'm not noseferrato
00:09:11fraud
00:09:11what
00:09:14you know what
00:09:14instead of accusation
00:09:16uh
00:09:16submission of validation
00:09:17would be nice
00:09:18duncan
00:09:18i'm gonna have to take this
00:09:20no you just accused me of fraud
00:09:21it's my son
00:09:22and he is alone
00:09:23at the airport
00:09:24i don't care if he's in a stranger's van
00:09:26licking lollipops
00:09:27you do not hang up on me now
00:09:29goodbye
00:09:29no goodbye
00:09:30nope
00:09:31nope
00:09:31gary
00:09:32oh my god
00:09:33it's a sandwich
00:09:34would you hurry up
00:09:39fuck
00:09:58you are gonna love los altos
00:10:01it's very progressive
00:10:03but they're not fruity about it
00:10:05last year los altos
00:10:07was the top feeder for stanford
00:10:09including pali
00:10:16you're familiar
00:10:21did your father send you transcripts from baltimore
00:10:24i know he's not feeling well but your tuition's normally 90 grand and there's no way your dad would pay
00:10:28for that
00:10:29but there was a scholarship
00:10:30but there was a scholarship that no one was using
00:10:31so you'd be surprised how hard it is to find underprivileged youth around here
00:10:35and as it turns out your father's illness qualified as a hardship
00:10:38so i guess he is paying for it
00:10:43not
00:10:46i didn't mean in a karmic sense orson you know i didn't mean it like that
00:10:49my gosh you've gotten tall
00:10:50can we go inside
00:10:53i just need to know if your father said the transcripts it was the one thing he was supposed to
00:10:57do
00:10:57he just got out of the fucking hospital
00:10:59whoa whoa hey orson we don't talk that way to one another
00:11:03we just try to use constructive language please
00:11:10okay so um kitchen living room you remember where everything is
00:11:16well actually we have moved things around a little since you were last here
00:11:20and that's my office now and uh gary's is over there
00:11:23clients come around the back if you see any of them just ignore them
00:11:27some are professionals some are even kids from your school
00:11:30all normal people just you know sad
00:11:32um through here
00:11:35so uh the room you stayed in last time the ceiling has termite damage and then
00:11:40the garage apartment flooded don't even get me started but
00:11:44the the bedroom down here is all fixed up so
00:11:48whole bottom floor is yours
00:11:51oh uh virginia did you see that i i left sheets on the dryer
00:11:55i already make his bed
00:11:56yes i i know but i i got him sheets special
00:12:07where's the bathroom
00:12:08it's just around the
00:12:14it's so nice to have you home
00:12:16okay xander just try mirroring
00:12:20so if they smile
00:12:23if they smile
00:12:25xander can you try holding the smile
00:12:28it's what
00:12:29people do
00:12:34you can do it
00:12:35here hold
00:12:37and let it fade
00:12:38let it fade
00:12:39martin
00:12:40are we actually drinking tonight
00:12:44or just pretending to drink
00:12:46oh shit
00:12:48chop chop
00:12:49i'm not dressed
00:12:50your clothes are out
00:12:55hey tess
00:12:59tess you all right
00:13:00i think jana's made you mac and cheese or something
00:13:04i have to go
00:13:06martin's finally inching towards a funding round for his little friend bart
00:13:09he knows he can't keep spending our money on his digital child
00:13:13but i have an actual company that needs saving and you're on the board
00:13:17it's your fiduciary duty
00:13:18to come and tell me everything's gonna be okay
00:13:21sorry i can't
00:13:23but you used to love to do your fiduciary duty with me
00:13:26you're on your own
00:13:33right here you go
00:13:50call the ayahuasca guy
00:13:52and tie me
00:14:04you look splendid
00:14:06and very handsome
00:14:07i feel like i'm cosplaying a version of me that would never talk to me
00:14:11xander said i look french
00:14:12take style advice from a widget or me
00:14:15your choice
00:14:17don't say widget
00:14:23so the guangzhou factory
00:14:25it's endless
00:14:26it's 15 hours ahead too
00:14:29so i might have to pop out midway tonight
00:14:34forgive me
00:14:51come and be a winner
00:14:56come and be a winner
00:14:58come and be a winner
00:15:05come and be a winner
00:15:10come and be a winner
00:15:36he's in a very sensitive place right now
00:15:40i'm a pilot
00:15:43what the hell
00:15:45he didn't think you were coming
00:15:47he begged me to come
00:15:49dad
00:15:50dad
00:15:51dad
00:15:52you
00:15:52don't be mad
00:15:54yeah um
00:15:55i'll go
00:15:56no
00:15:56he wants to leave
00:15:57speak to dad
00:15:59dad
00:15:59oh my god
00:16:00dad
00:16:01dad
00:16:01dad
00:16:02what do you wish to say to him
00:16:08i'm rich
00:16:10that's great
00:16:12dad
00:16:13dad
00:16:15dad
00:16:16help me
00:16:23stay rich
00:16:39i hope no one's looking out the window
00:16:46all right go on get
00:16:47in sheet
00:16:49great
00:16:50we're going into the world's most profitable company reeking of that dude's cinnamon fucking
00:17:07patchouli
00:17:09you good?
00:17:10yeah yeah
00:17:11fine
00:17:11fine
00:17:15you must be the gentleman from the va
00:17:17yeah that's right
00:17:18just here
00:17:18thank you
00:17:21we used to run the world jeffrey
00:17:24now we rent server space from the bastards who broke it
00:17:28good grief
00:17:29oh shit
00:17:30roughage?
00:17:33generalissimo
00:17:34general don vorhees
00:17:36jeffrey hart
00:17:36hi
00:17:37nice to meet you
00:17:39what are you doing here?
00:17:41came to solve the backlog at the va
00:17:42well
00:17:43prepare to die with your boots on
00:17:45boys
00:17:46well
00:17:47about to meet with tim
00:17:48just met with tim
00:17:49dood arranged a conference in partnership with cupertino
00:17:53technology of defense
00:17:55because the linear jagovs love these things
00:17:58yeah nice
00:17:59nice
00:18:00hey
00:18:00you know
00:18:01tell me to get lost
00:18:02but uh
00:18:03what if i spoke
00:18:04about our initiative at your conference
00:18:07and make them feel like heroes for helping the actual heroes
00:18:10maybe
00:18:12major marcia
00:18:14maybe
00:18:14we'll let you know
00:18:16okay
00:18:21maybe
00:18:24got fired me 10 years ago
00:18:26prick
00:18:33god damn it
00:18:34hi
00:18:35hi
00:18:36i'm anushka batachera director of ethical innovation
00:18:39tim kwan
00:18:40corp dev
00:18:41jeffrey hart
00:18:41assistant to the deputy undersecretary
00:18:44uh tom ruffage
00:18:45deputy undersecretary veterans affairs
00:18:47all right
00:18:49oh just here
00:18:51yeah
00:18:51oh yeah sure
00:18:52okay
00:18:53but uh
00:18:55will the other tim be joining
00:18:59big tim only shows up when the contours are delimited
00:19:03uh
00:19:04uh-huh
00:19:04so uh
00:19:05you guys got a traffic jam needs clearing
00:19:08yeah we do indeed
00:19:09tim
00:19:10big tim
00:19:12he likes things super direct
00:19:14right
00:19:15uncluttered
00:19:16right
00:19:17so
00:19:18straightforwardly
00:19:19what's the quant been for us
00:19:23i'm still pretending to know what delimited contours means
00:19:28quant ben is quantifiable benefits
00:19:32got it
00:19:33yeah
00:19:35well i mean uh
00:19:37i don't know
00:19:38uh
00:19:38you're here
00:19:41you live here
00:19:43and you and me and jeffrey and anushka and big tim we're all here
00:19:48there are men and women
00:19:49who fought for us to be here and live like this
00:19:56you know free to make a business to speak our minds to make ungodly sums of money
00:20:03but
00:20:04for the men and the women
00:20:06who actually
00:20:08put themselves on the front lines
00:20:11to defend the socio-economic
00:20:13system in which you and your company thrive
00:20:16i mean they're not even asking you for a favor
00:20:19in fact
00:20:20they want to pay you
00:20:22a quarter of a billion dollars
00:20:26it's for your help
00:20:30so us helping you do the work is
00:20:34kind of like i don't know
00:20:36um france
00:20:37helping your mother set up her printer
00:20:40you know
00:20:41in france but with like much
00:20:43much much more money than france
00:20:47yeah
00:20:48oh you guys get it
00:20:49oh yeah okay
00:20:50yeah
00:20:50we of course
00:20:52recognize the sacrifice of your
00:20:56your people
00:20:58they're struggling
00:20:59and we
00:21:03we feel that
00:21:05oh
00:21:06you feel it
00:21:08we feel it guys we feel it
00:21:10thank you
00:21:11thank you
00:21:11you must be really feeling it
00:21:13yeah
00:21:14well
00:21:15thank you
00:21:16this has been um
00:21:18what's the opposite of uplifting
00:21:21uh
00:21:21demoralizing
00:21:22yeah
00:21:23demo
00:21:23haha
00:21:24i bet
00:21:24in these parts
00:21:26come on jeffrey
00:21:27we got other meetings
00:21:36our eleven o'clock has to postpone till next week
00:21:41uh
00:21:41it's major marcia
00:21:43boris says
00:21:44you're welcome
00:21:48you're speaking at the conference
00:21:50no
00:21:51dod will cover a junior suite at the elysium
00:21:54if we're all right with sharing
00:21:55you just need to reserve it on your card
00:21:57and they will reimburse you
00:21:59you okay with sharing a suite
00:22:00i'll take the couch
00:22:01no
00:22:01i've been a full-time pain in the ass
00:22:04you deserve it
00:22:05damn
00:22:06the elysium is the shit
00:22:08i thought that guy'd never forgive me
00:22:11why
00:22:12what'd you do to get fired
00:22:13doesn't matter now
00:22:15booyah
00:22:29honey
00:22:30we can hear you
00:22:32no bassoon during office hours
00:22:36very sorry about that
00:22:38carl
00:22:38it's fine
00:22:39no
00:22:40no
00:22:40no
00:22:41it's not
00:22:42this is
00:22:42this is your time
00:22:43well might as well fill the emptiness
00:22:45with bagpipes
00:22:46or whatever the hell that was
00:22:50lord knows
00:22:50i was just gonna complain anyway
00:22:52and who wants to hear me complain
00:22:53boohoo
00:22:54poor old rich fart
00:22:56we all deserve to complain
00:22:58not the richies
00:23:01people act like we took something
00:23:04as if
00:23:04we didn't build everything they touch
00:23:06mm-hmm
00:23:07and we didn't build it to be worshipped
00:23:09we built it to work
00:23:10and it does work
00:23:12but where's our parade
00:23:15all i see
00:23:16are pitchforks
00:23:17and ingratitude
00:23:18and i gotta be honest with you
00:23:19it's starting to make me
00:23:21maybe a little mental
00:23:23would you like to starfish
00:23:25carl
00:23:27okay
00:23:28yeah
00:23:28thank you
00:23:34great
00:23:36i'm backsliding joanne
00:23:39this
00:23:40shithill
00:23:42came up to me
00:23:43at milltown
00:23:43my heart
00:23:44the one place that i could
00:23:46go to in public
00:23:47when no one bothers me
00:23:48mm-hmm
00:23:49and right before
00:23:50i get ready to bite it
00:23:51to my t-bone
00:23:52this stivilling
00:23:53shit stick
00:23:54sits
00:23:55sits at my table
00:24:00and he's like
00:24:01oh mr mardoff
00:24:01you're such an inspiration
00:24:03and of course he brings up
00:24:05mardoff's law
00:24:06he was admiring you
00:24:08doesn't it make you feel
00:24:09even a little bit good
00:24:10to see your legacy
00:24:11in action
00:24:12mardoff's law
00:24:13is something i wrote
00:24:14on a napkin
00:24:14on speed
00:24:15when we still have
00:24:16fax machines
00:24:17profits will continue
00:24:18to grow forever
00:24:19right
00:24:19infinite growth
00:24:21yes
00:24:21the logic of the cancer cell
00:24:23if i could have just
00:24:24reached out
00:24:26and
00:24:26and
00:24:27and
00:24:27throttled
00:24:28and just squeezed
00:24:29and squeezed
00:24:30that little
00:24:30shit licker's trachea
00:24:32until it buckled
00:24:33and his eyes popped
00:24:34that would have been
00:24:36a legacy
00:24:38but i didn't
00:24:40i didn't
00:24:42okay zeus
00:24:45go get it
00:24:48zeus
00:24:49come on buddy
00:24:50gotta get it
00:24:58sorry
00:25:01i'm sorry
00:25:06hey boy
00:25:07trying to teach you
00:25:09some new tricks
00:25:10huh
00:25:10a little late for that
00:25:12don't you think
00:25:13tricks are for kids
00:25:19one day
00:25:20you're
00:25:21you're chasing
00:25:22squirrels
00:25:23and then the next
00:25:24you're shitting yourself
00:25:25on the good persian rug
00:25:27ain't right
00:25:34sorry
00:25:35i'm sorry
00:25:35i'm sorry
00:26:16You
00:26:18Oh
00:26:22Stop, stop
00:26:24Hey
00:26:28Thank you
00:26:29for this joy
00:26:35Damn!
00:26:37Hey! Hey!
00:26:39You had a game. How was the game?
00:26:41Or was it a match? We lost
00:26:43That's how we learn
00:26:44Yeah, okay
00:26:47Get out
00:26:49Love you
00:26:52Oh, look who's alive
00:26:53Yes, I am alive
00:26:55Anton
00:26:57came over for a session last night
00:26:59Right
00:26:59And
00:27:02it was expansive
00:27:03You really ought to try it
00:27:05The puke juice? No, thank you
00:27:08I had a
00:27:10snag at work
00:27:12Not a little bit more than a snag
00:27:14But, Lily
00:27:16My dad came to me in a vision
00:27:17and showed me a path forward
00:27:20Right
00:27:22Guess arrive at one, Duncan
00:27:24Guess?
00:27:24The reception
00:27:26Yes
00:27:27For Beatrice, the new headmaster
00:27:29at your daughter's school
00:27:30Nice
00:27:30I think maybe a shower is in order
00:27:32Okay
00:27:34Oh, um
00:27:36and
00:27:37with regards to our arrangement
00:27:40and in keeping with
00:27:42what we discussed
00:27:43I did meet someone in Napa
00:27:46at the Mappas
00:27:47a
00:27:47Danish CFO
00:27:50Of course we use protection
00:27:53Oh
00:27:54Fun guy
00:27:56You'd like him
00:27:57Oh
00:27:59Oh
00:27:59I know
00:28:00Andushka was here last night
00:28:02So
00:28:03that's back on
00:28:04You were supposed to tell me
00:28:06No, no, no
00:28:07She
00:28:10That's all in the past
00:28:11She was here as a friend
00:28:12Right
00:28:14Danish CEO
00:28:15DFO
00:28:17Okay
00:28:18Brush your teeth
00:28:18Okay
00:28:19Your breath stinks
00:28:20Yeah
00:28:27Oh, Rodrigo
00:28:28You're fired
00:28:29Good one
00:28:30No, you're fired
00:28:31You told Lily Anushka was here last night
00:28:33What?
00:28:33No, I didn't
00:28:34Yes, you did
00:28:36Lucky?
00:28:36Yeah
00:28:36So that dragon tattoo chick
00:28:38I need that algo she did on that guy
00:28:40that was doing that thing that one time
00:28:42Is that illegal?
00:28:43No, no
00:28:44It's not illegal
00:28:46Just frowned upon
00:28:47Okay
00:28:47Hold on
00:28:48Lucky, are you still there?
00:28:50Yeah, I'm here
00:28:50Okay, listen to me
00:28:51It was Napa Valley
00:28:5329th
00:28:54And the mud baths
00:28:55Got it
00:28:56Danish CFO
00:28:57Like, you know
00:28:5730, 30, 30, 30
00:28:59Get me that code monkey with the pink hair
00:29:01The none of the above
00:29:03With the door knocker in her nose
00:29:04Sorry, their nose
00:29:05Just get her
00:29:05On it, Duncan
00:29:11Hey, uh
00:29:12Get up
00:29:13What is this?
00:29:14Get out from behind my desk
00:29:15Did anyone see you sitting there?
00:29:17I don't think so
00:29:18How's progress?
00:29:19Uh, the gentleman from the Napa mud baths is now in Copenhagen
00:29:23Okay
00:29:24Get him
00:29:25What's the problem?
00:29:26In Europe, this is against
00:29:27This is America
00:29:28We have our own rules here
00:29:29I mean, we play football with a football
00:29:31Okay
00:29:32Um, this algo is an AI powered threat shield intended to protect people and their privacy
00:29:37I know
00:29:37I've seen it
00:29:38And I find its scope annoyingly narrow
00:29:40It synthesizes socials, biometrics, financials
00:29:44Your current algo is just a data aggregator that can account for orphaned infosets
00:29:49Which is fine for your corporate clients, but not performant under data rich scenarios
00:29:55So
00:29:57This is, I mean it can capture someone's entire digital footprint in a heartbeat
00:30:03Now you're making my heartbeat
00:30:04Its scope is basically God's eye
00:30:08Good
00:30:09Super scopey then
00:30:10But in the wrong hands it could
00:30:12It could
00:30:12You, whose hands are you talking about my hands?
00:30:16Hmm?
00:30:17Listen, you make a wrench, right?
00:30:19And I buy that wrench, right?
00:30:23If I fix a leak or break someone's kneecap with it, it's not up to the wrench girl
00:30:27But my algo isn't intended
00:30:28No, my algo
00:30:29Mine
00:30:30You work here, you developed it here
00:30:33It is mine
00:30:34Or do you want me to slap you with the lawsuit?
00:30:37If you did that, I would quit, obviously
00:30:39And then one of your other employees would need to be capable of supervising
00:30:43Which they're not
00:30:49Lucky, can you give us the room?
00:30:54I told you to fix the door
00:30:56Sorry
00:30:57Um
00:30:59Mr. Park, there are rules
00:31:00Rules are designed to keep morons in line
00:31:02Are you a moron?
00:31:03No, you aren't
00:31:04And think about it, okay?
00:31:06What if this algo ends up protecting evildoers when it should be exposing them?
00:31:12Hmm?
00:31:13Who, who's gonna, who's gonna make that call? You?
00:31:15Every time?
00:31:18Yeah, how about we develop this? Hmm?
00:31:21All right, I'll give you the resources you need
00:31:24Don't you want to see the rocket you built punch a hole in the sky?
00:31:27Isn't that why you came to the valley?
00:31:30Yeah
00:31:32Okay, so how godlike is this?
00:31:34Omniscience?
00:31:35Semi-deity omniscience?
00:31:37Omniscience
00:31:37What's that?
00:31:38We're about to find out
00:31:47Here, spoof it from this number
00:31:57Lily?
00:31:58I was just thinking about your jogs, huh?
00:32:01Hello?
00:32:02Hi?
00:32:04Say hi there
00:32:05Hang on
00:32:08That was a...
00:32:09Press releases, personal calendars, text chains, posts, search engine requests, shopping
00:32:14That's a big boat
00:32:14Oh?
00:32:15That's really mean
00:32:17He's handsome
00:32:18Yeah
00:32:19Nope
00:32:20How much does he make?
00:32:24Fuck
00:32:26Okay
00:32:28He got a tonsillectomy when he was a kid
00:32:30I did too
00:32:31Yeah
00:32:32He likes sweet beer
00:32:34Herring
00:32:35Anal
00:32:36Okay
00:32:37Do you want more of the sex stuff?
00:32:38Cause I can tweak it too
00:32:39No, no, no
00:32:41It's...
00:32:43Okay
00:32:50This is, um...
00:32:54This is a thing
00:33:00Good work
00:33:05Hey
00:33:07I don't know your name, what is it?
00:33:09Harper
00:33:09Harper, hi
00:33:11Um...
00:33:11I can count on your complete discretion with this
00:33:15Right?
00:33:16What do you want?
00:33:17Um...
00:33:17I wanna get you something
00:33:19I...
00:33:20What do you need?
00:33:21What do you need? Anything?
00:33:21An office of my own
00:33:43Jameson
00:33:44Hey kiddo
00:33:44What are you up to these days?
00:33:48Soccer tournament
00:33:48Stalker tournament
00:33:50That sounds...
00:33:51Soccer
00:33:52Soccer
00:33:53I prefer skiing and squash
00:33:54Oh soccer
00:33:55But they have wealth connotations
00:33:56Uh huh
00:33:57Soccer's more relatable
00:33:58Hey Tessie's here somewhere
00:33:59Hey Tessie's here somewhere
00:34:00You two should...
00:34:01Get together
00:34:02When's the last time you guys had a sleepover?
00:34:05Not since like seventh grade
00:34:08Okay, can you just hold
00:34:11That face
00:34:12I'm building an intelligent entity
00:34:14More of an autonomous companion
00:34:15For alienated teens
00:34:17Based on personal data ecosystems
00:34:19But it has been
00:34:20A real slog
00:34:22To replicate a genuine look of bothersomeness
00:34:24Thanks Jamie
00:34:28Okay, just a sec
00:34:29Sweetie
00:34:29Sweetie
00:34:32Next bite of the lemon square tastes exactly like the first
00:34:36Yeah
00:34:38I don't know how many of those she's eaten
00:34:40You try
00:34:42You try
00:34:42I mean it's hard
00:34:43You try
00:34:44It's really hard being a mom
00:35:06Honey, swim first then eat
00:35:08Just so you don't have any digestion issues in the park offsetters pool
00:35:13Can we talk please?
00:35:15Our next session
00:35:16In the office
00:35:17Well...
00:35:18I'd rather do it now
00:35:20Duncan
00:35:21Circumstances don't always align with our wishes
00:35:41Your parents gave you a smartphone?
00:35:45Uh...
00:35:45Yeah
00:35:46Yours don't
00:35:47Smarts are worse than hard drugs
00:35:49Twice as addictive
00:35:51Doesn't...
00:35:52Every parent here
00:35:53Like...
00:35:54Work on...
00:35:55Tech stuff?
00:35:56Arms dealers don't give their kids landmines
00:35:58I think we're not afraid of the Simmer
00:36:04No!
00:36:04No!
00:36:04No!
00:36:05No!
00:36:05No!
00:36:05No!
00:36:06No!
00:36:06All right.
00:36:07All right.
00:36:37What was your thing?
00:36:38Like, anything over petite and you're 8% less likely to get into a top 10?
00:36:44Amazing.
00:36:45You're your klepto now.
00:36:47It was batter pie Romania.
00:36:50Hmm.
00:36:51And you have to repeat the 11th grade.
00:36:54Less community service.
00:36:56And I have to see Dr. Gary.
00:36:58Court ordered.
00:36:59Triple crown.
00:37:01Aw.
00:37:01Poor Tessie.
00:37:03Stealing the flag off the flagpole.
00:37:05Turning the exit signs into no exit signs.
00:37:08So deep.
00:37:10Or just another cry for help.
00:37:13You found me out, Jamie.
00:37:15Just remember, if it comes down to it, it's across the street for attention.
00:37:20Up the road if you want results.
00:37:39Hello.
00:37:40Oh.
00:37:41You're not ashamed to be seen with me?
00:37:44What are you talking about?
00:37:47Everybody from Cupertino?
00:37:49Tim?
00:37:50Little Tim.
00:37:52The guy's staring at me like he's trying to castrate me telepathically.
00:37:56It's working, too.
00:37:58He's just gloating.
00:37:59What?
00:38:00Why?
00:38:02He convinced Brick Tim to shut down the acquisition talks.
00:38:05He...
00:38:05Mind you.
00:38:07After you leaked the rumor.
00:38:09What did he say?
00:38:10It wasn't that.
00:38:13But I heard he called you a dumb man's genius.
00:38:16At least on someone's genius.
00:38:18Not everybody's asshole.
00:38:20He comes to my house.
00:38:21He comes to my house.
00:38:22Gloating?
00:38:23That is...
00:38:25How much of my stock do you own, huh?
00:38:27Little Tim Blabs?
00:38:28About the acquisition snafu to any of these people here?
00:38:30Anyone?
00:38:31He won't.
00:38:32Okay.
00:38:32He won't.
00:38:33Yeah, well, he better not.
00:38:34I'm just saying, you stand to lose, too.
00:38:36I know.
00:38:36That's why I had to firewall myself off from all of it.
00:38:39Oh, and yet you still heard him call me a dumbass.
00:38:41That just happened to get through your firewall.
00:38:44The zinger.
00:38:45I mean, he is...
00:38:46He is cutting me off.
00:38:47They're the balls here.
00:38:49I need you to shut that shit down.
00:38:51Is it the stock you're worried about or your dick?
00:38:54It's one and the same.
00:39:19So this whole experience is, you know, quite out of the box for me.
00:39:24It's a great community.
00:39:25It seems everyone is so lovely here.
00:39:27Happy to get to work and bring my daughter and give her the best opportunity.
00:39:31Oh, uh, by the way, Lily knows you came to my session last night?
00:39:36Yeah, I know.
00:39:36I texted her.
00:39:39Why would you do that?
00:39:41Misunderstandings.
00:39:42The unpredictable, costly and easily avoidable with a bit of truth.
00:39:45Well, it got lost in translation.
00:39:46She went and banged a guy in Napa.
00:39:51That is not...
00:39:52I'm sorry.
00:39:52No, I know.
00:39:53I know.
00:39:54I know.
00:39:54I'm sorry.
00:39:55I just wanted to give Delia another respect and agency.
00:39:58Well, mission's super-duper accomplished.
00:40:01Don't.
00:40:02No.
00:40:02Okay.
00:40:03No.
00:40:04Sound like a truffle pig.
00:40:06Don't do that.
00:40:19I want to officially introduce the reason we're all here.
00:40:22An educator who took a top 50 in Pasadena to the top five.
00:40:28Before that, masters from Columbia.
00:40:31Harvard before that.
00:40:33And a terrifically underprivileged upbringing in Chicago.
00:40:37I knew the minute I heard her speak at the Aspen Education Summit that she was the one to lead
00:40:44us into the future.
00:40:45Raising money off frothy numbers to sugarcoat the rotten apple is what built this town.
00:40:50It's not fraud.
00:40:51Not now, Duncan.
00:40:52If not now, I will do harm to myself and or others.
00:40:56Jesus Christ.
00:41:02Goodness, I should have prepared something.
00:41:07I know you're all ready for a new chapter at La Seltas.
00:41:15Oh.
00:41:15Orson.
00:41:16Hey.
00:41:17I, uh, I, what?
00:41:20Hey.
00:41:20Hey, sorry.
00:41:23Ooh.
00:41:26I can't lay to think her.
00:41:29Let's make this a great beer.
00:41:43Hi, um, this is, this is weird, but I was in there and I, I saw you take that thing.
00:41:50You don't know what you're talking about, bro.
00:41:52Oh, well, that guy in there, he just, he saw me come out of the library and he might think
00:41:56that I took it.
00:41:57Like, ipso facto or whatever.
00:42:01Um.
00:42:19Okay, so listen, I'm in crisis right now.
00:42:23This is, you're looking at it.
00:42:25And my therapist, who's supposed to know me better than anyone, thinks I'm a fraud.
00:42:30Okay, Duncan, I, I, I didn't call you a fraud, okay?
00:42:34Well.
00:42:34I said, what I said was that you, you might be committing fraud.
00:42:38What is the difference?
00:42:39You're not a murderer.
00:42:40You're just someone who committed murder.
00:42:41And here, when you use the word fraud in the valley, that's kind of like saying, good hustle.
00:42:48Okay, I, I, I spoke to a lawyer friend.
00:42:53What, what, what?
00:42:54I didn't mention your name or anything.
00:42:56Why would you, why would you talk to a lawyer?
00:42:58What?
00:42:59Oh, you haven't done anything about this yet acted on any of it.
00:43:04I've done the analytics.
00:43:05You know, I, I, I, I bag a high-profile investor, and then everybody forgets about Cupertino, and we grow,
00:43:12we grow.
00:43:13I'm sexy again.
00:43:14Come and get it.
00:43:15But you'd have to lie to, to do it.
00:43:18It's, it's, it's market manipulation, and it is a felony.
00:43:22A felony.
00:43:23A felony.
00:43:24No, look.
00:43:25Okay, here.
00:43:26You, you came here today, right?
00:43:28And I'm just gonna assume to benefit your business, right?
00:43:31So you snarf out a bunch of potential hotshot clients, and they're fucked up kids, and that's.
00:43:36No.
00:43:37I.
00:43:40My child is attending Los Altos.
00:43:43You don't have a child.
00:43:45You just met him.
00:43:48The pooter?
00:43:49Okay.
00:43:50No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:43:51I think that we should be getting back to your guest.
00:43:53I just had an uh-huh.
00:43:54I did.
00:43:54It's a really good one.
00:43:56Okay.
00:43:57Okay.
00:43:58Okay.
00:43:58Out of all your illustrious clients, right, maybe there is one or two in my arena, or adjacent,
00:44:07and that maybe their business needs aligned with mine.
00:44:10And maybe their personalities match as well, and you could set us up for, I don't know, a lunch?
00:44:16Okay, I am not a dating service for businessmen, Duncan.
00:44:20I am a therapist, and you need to respect that.
00:44:24Okay.
00:44:24Life coaches do it all the time.
00:44:26I am not a life coach.
00:44:28No, no, I, listen, I want to continue doing the work.
00:44:31I do, with you.
00:44:33With you.
00:44:34Then I think that you need to face the discomfort of your truths.
00:44:40You pumped your stock.
00:44:43Right?
00:44:45Yeah, and now you want to do more of it?
00:44:48I mean, if the SEC find out, you could go to jail.
00:44:51Jail?
00:44:52Don't.
00:44:53Shh.
00:44:54Yeah, well, you wouldn't be the first CEO to end up there.
00:44:57You make me feel worse.
00:44:59You do.
00:45:00That is not your job.
00:45:01I'm pretty sure that is the opposite of your job.
00:45:04Okay, this is right here.
00:45:06This is why we have sessions in an office.
00:45:09Boundaries.
00:45:10Okay, look, I apologize, Duncan, and I am ending this conversation right now.
00:45:16No, hey, wait, listen, Lily's having an affair.
00:45:23See, I'm just a bit agitated more than usual, and you keep bringing up the SEC and the lawyer and...
00:45:30Well, I am...
00:45:31I depend on you, and I respect you.
00:45:35There is...
00:45:39There's no one else.
00:45:50Oh, man, that's a good shower.
00:45:54Yeah.
00:45:56Finally!
00:45:57An ounce of respect for the VA, huh?
00:46:00All right.
00:46:02Some legit above-board decadence.
00:46:06Yeah, I just wish the meetings went better.
00:46:08Oh, no pouting, Jeffrey.
00:46:10Come on, no feelings in a firefight.
00:46:13Smell this.
00:46:16Bergamot.
00:46:17Smells good.
00:46:17Yeah.
00:46:18Earl Grey, right?
00:46:20Yeah.
00:46:21Come on, look around.
00:46:22We're doing okay.
00:46:24I'm gonna do my pitch tonight.
00:46:26All the wigs will be there, the big ones, the little ones.
00:46:29Hell yeah.
00:46:29I will make my case.
00:46:31I'll be passionate.
00:46:33I'm great when I'm passionate.
00:46:38Do you want to help me get passionate?
00:46:46Tom.
00:46:48Yeah.
00:46:49What about the behavioral health forum in Fairlawn, huh?
00:46:52Backseat of that car?
00:46:53Yeah.
00:46:54I got you drunk.
00:46:56Crossed the line.
00:46:57Sorry.
00:46:59But, you know, if I'm being honest, not sorry.
00:47:05I wasn't that drunk.
00:47:12But, uh...
00:47:17I was younger once, you know.
00:47:19Oh, no.
00:47:19Handsomer.
00:47:20No, no, no.
00:47:21All the officers' wives wanted me.
00:47:24Yeah, you wanted the officers.
00:47:26Yeah.
00:47:29You're still handsome.
00:47:30Mm.
00:47:32And my boss.
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:34Right.
00:47:35Yeah.
00:47:39You're gonna be great.
00:47:41Yeah?
00:47:42You're gonna get some.
00:47:44Wow.
00:47:46Y'all didn't invent moving fast and breaking things.
00:47:49We did.
00:47:51We need to be agile.
00:47:54And America is the greatest startup of them all.
00:47:57The future is coming.
00:47:59We like that startup energy.
00:48:02We're gonna require our contractors to look over existing channels.
00:48:07And let us know what we're good about.
00:48:10Come first place.
00:48:12Let's go to the movies.
00:48:13Hmm?
00:48:19Born from carbon-woven composite skin.
00:48:22Wonderful speech, General.
00:48:23I'm afraid we're gonna have to bump Mr. Ruffage.
00:48:25We pay overtime if we go even a minute over.
00:48:27But wait.
00:48:28Since he wasn't part of the original program,
00:48:32is he gonna have trouble reimbursing his room?
00:48:34Yeah.
00:48:35That's $2,100 a night.
00:48:38I mean, you could lie.
00:48:40Say you spoke.
00:48:41Just don't get caught.
00:48:43Don, let me say my piece.
00:48:44Five minutes.
00:48:45That's it.
00:48:46It's not about being reimbursed.
00:48:47It's for the vets.
00:48:48I find it best to leave these decisions to Major Martian.
00:48:55You son of a bitch.
00:48:58You set me up to fuck me down.
00:49:01How long are you gonna hold a grudge?
00:49:03Oh, you know what?
00:49:05To hell with this.
00:49:06I'm speaking.
00:49:08You can just try and stop me.
00:49:11No.
00:49:11Oh!
00:49:12Wait, wait, wait.
00:49:18Okay.
00:49:19Okay.
00:49:41Hey, handsome.
00:49:42Hey, Dad.
00:49:43How's it going?
00:49:44Not bad.
00:49:45Not for an old geezer.
00:49:47How's it going there?
00:49:48When does school start?
00:49:50Day after Labor Day, I think.
00:49:53This place just feels like a weird simmaculum of life.
00:49:58Simulacrum.
00:50:00Simulacrum.
00:50:01There's these clients who pay to come see Mom and Gary on the hour.
00:50:05It's so weird.
00:50:06And there's this one guy who's worth like a bazillion dollars,
00:50:08but he's the saddest man you've ever seen.
00:50:11The world there is not the world.
00:50:16Your mother loved it.
00:50:17I did not.
00:50:18Yeah.
00:50:20I really want to come home.
00:50:22Soon.
00:50:23December 19th.
00:50:25The day the semester ends.
00:50:27And I checked on the 21st,
00:50:29BSO's playing Berlioz's Symphony Fantastique.
00:50:32Berlioz.
00:50:34The worst case scenario,
00:50:36you do both semesters out there.
00:50:52Oh, shit.
00:51:58It's a cesspool of idiots.
00:52:01Guys like me and you making a median wage.
00:52:06Guys who actually make this country run.
00:52:09Mm-hmm.
00:52:09People who need to know what they're doing or else people, real people, will suffer.
00:52:16I mean, what do we get for keeping the wheels on the bus from falling off?
00:52:20Why did, uh, Voorhees fire you?
00:52:24I don't know.
00:52:25Who remembers?
00:52:27I might have bought him for his son.
00:52:32Don Jr.
00:52:34Oof.
00:52:34That's what he wanted to be called.
00:52:38Yeah.
00:52:38Wow.
00:52:39I know.
00:52:40They're military.
00:52:41Like, and should I be all gung-ho like war's my jam?
00:52:44Or is it like, oh, we don't talk about blood and guts and stuff like that?
00:52:49Just be yourself.
00:52:51Who else would it be, huh?
00:52:53Duncan, this is the story you need.
00:52:55Yes.
00:52:55Right, right-o.
00:52:56Once more on to the beach.
00:52:58Bye.
00:52:59Hey, go back to D.C.
00:53:02I need you there.
00:53:03Keep an eye on the jackals.
00:53:06They see safety net and all they think is, where'd I put my scissors?
00:53:09You're staying.
00:53:10Yeah.
00:53:12You hate it here.
00:53:13I hate it everywhere.
00:53:14I complain so much, I've lost track of where things fall on my color wheel of shit.
00:53:20It's all one big brown smear.
00:53:23You'll be pointing D.C., okay?
00:53:27We'll talk every day.
00:53:28Mr. Ruvage.
00:53:30Duncan Park, CEO, Hypernosis.
00:53:32Data analytics.
00:53:33I hear you need a data man to help our fighting men in uniform.
00:53:38And women.
00:53:39Can I get you a round of drinks?
00:53:41Uh, you'd...
00:53:42Yeah.
00:53:43Yeah, two of those.
00:53:44Gentlemen, what can I...
00:53:46What can I do for...
00:53:49I am sorry, I don't...
00:53:50Is it the Army?
00:53:51Is it the Navy?
00:53:53Marines?
00:53:54Air Force and Coast Guard, too.
00:53:57Cowabunga.
00:53:58Right?
00:53:58I mean, what...
00:53:59What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:54:03Uh, well, it's really the last war we're still fighting.
00:54:08Okay.
00:54:09Of course.
00:54:10Of course.
00:54:11Tracking down the terrorists.
00:54:13So you give us your satellite feed, your secret files, and we meld that with our data.
00:54:19We cross it.
00:54:19We blend it.
00:54:20We dig into it.
00:54:21We find the patterns.
00:54:23We find your bad guys, and you just...
00:54:25You just pull the trigger.
00:54:26Done.
00:54:26Win-win.
00:54:27I mean, not for the guys that you're blowing up, but that...
00:54:30No, they're kind of into it, too.
00:54:31It's their martyrdom.
00:54:32So it's actually a win-win-win.
00:54:36That's sort of the slogan for hypernosis.
00:54:39Ah.
00:54:39Um, it's just...
00:54:42What?
00:54:43We represent America's veterans.
00:54:45We're the VA.
00:54:58How'd it go?
00:55:01What's the matter?
00:55:03Duncan, slow down.
00:55:06I told you they were from the VA.
00:55:08You said military.
00:55:10Okay?
00:55:10I need a sexy new client, not old urine silk.
00:55:14That's with their weird hats and broken brains.
00:55:17I thought you got that.
00:55:18Sorry I hooked you up with a bloody government contract.
00:55:20There are more than one kind, okay?
00:55:22More than one kind.
00:55:23There are self-bombers and secret agents,
00:55:25and then there's distributing colostomy bags in ten cities.
00:55:28These men and women, they fought so that...
00:55:31So that we here could be free here.
00:55:37I admire them.
00:55:38And I've seen the alternatives.
00:55:40But I chose to make a life here,
00:55:42and in spite of its flaws, I'm grateful.
00:55:44Well, then you should have had Cupertino be their hero, okay?
00:55:47My company is not your ethical laundromat, okay?
00:55:51I have a reputation, okay?
00:55:58I know it's not great what people say about me.
00:56:02But this is not the story I needed.
00:56:05Okay, this is just...
00:56:07This is goodwill fuckery.
00:56:09And your buddy, Little Tim.
00:56:10Little Tim.
00:56:11That's exactly what he's gonna say
00:56:13when he leaks the acquisition fail.
00:56:16No.
00:56:17Yes.
00:56:17Yes, it is.
00:56:18I see how that guy looks at me.
00:56:21Like, I'm lying in a ditch with my asshole
00:56:25sticking up inside out
00:56:26so he can drive up with his buddies
00:56:28and go, like,
00:56:29Hey, guys, isn't that Duncan Park
00:56:31in that ditch with his asshole
00:56:33sticking up inside out?
00:56:34Yeah, I know how people are.
00:56:36Because I'm one of them.
00:56:39I'm a person, and I'm like that.
00:56:41So you're walking away?
00:56:43You're goddamn right,
00:56:44and you're gonna tell the VA guys.
00:56:45That is your punishment, okay?
00:56:47Just put them out of their misery.
00:56:49They've probably been to more funerals
00:56:51than birthdays anyway.
00:56:52They can take it.
00:56:53Thanks.
00:57:02Message from Harper.
00:57:09Message.
00:57:10Message from Harper.
00:57:12Message from Harper.
00:57:13Message.
00:57:14Message.
00:57:15Message from Harper.
00:57:20You gotta be kidding me.
00:57:29Um, before we start,
00:57:32I think it's important
00:57:33to ensure your commitment
00:57:35to the doctor-patient confidentiality thing.
00:57:38You know everything about me,
00:57:40as it should be.
00:57:41And as you know,
00:57:44I have trust issues.
00:57:46Duncan?
00:57:48Where are we going with this?
00:57:50Easier to hear me out.
00:57:51Um,
00:57:54on May 7th,
00:57:55you missed a session due to the flu,
00:57:57but you were actually getting
00:57:58varicose veins removed.
00:58:01Hypognosis.
00:58:02My company.
00:58:03We harvest your data
00:58:04every time you click agree,
00:58:06and then we put that all
00:58:07into an algorithm
00:58:08that would make
00:58:08the Patriot Act blush.
00:58:11Anything,
00:58:11everywhere,
00:58:12anybody.
00:58:14I know.
00:58:15All that godlike knowledge,
00:58:17and still,
00:58:17Cupertino didn't want us.
00:58:19The thing is,
00:58:21we're not all that unique.
00:58:23The amount of companies
00:58:25with as much or more
00:58:26capability than the NSA
00:58:28would give you nightmares.
00:58:29Here,
00:58:30Russia,
00:58:30China,
00:58:31India,
00:58:31they all have
00:58:32what I have on you.
00:58:34If,
00:58:35if they only cared to look.
00:58:36Duncan,
00:58:37um,
00:58:38I fear that you,
00:58:39you may be having
00:58:40a psychotic episode.
00:58:43Half of it's public filings
00:58:44and court cases,
00:58:45like how you and your ex-husband
00:58:46both try to dodge custody
00:58:47of the kid.
00:58:49Pretty sure little Orwell
00:58:50would love to hear that.
00:58:55Okay.
00:58:57Okay.
00:58:59You need to be.
00:59:01Right now.
00:59:02You need to face
00:59:03the discomforts
00:59:04of your truths,
00:59:05Jojo.
00:59:09When I told you
00:59:10my company was in trouble,
00:59:11within 53 seconds
00:59:12of me leaving this office,
00:59:14you sold your shares.
00:59:15And I was like,
00:59:16what?
00:59:17That hurt.
00:59:18No faith in Dunkey?
00:59:20And then I asked myself,
00:59:21I was like,
00:59:21why did she have shares
00:59:23in my company?
00:59:25Sounds like a conflict
00:59:26of interest.
00:59:27No?
00:59:28Oh my goodness.
00:59:29Could it be?
00:59:29Yes.
00:59:30Yes, it is.
00:59:32You've been running
00:59:33a magnificent scam
00:59:34on all your high-end,
00:59:35blubbering,
00:59:36billionaire clients.
00:59:37You,
00:59:38the trusted repository
00:59:39of the Valley's
00:59:40ultimate insider information.
00:59:43VC agonizing
00:59:44about an upcoming
00:59:45earnings call sell.
00:59:47CEO hopes his wife
00:59:48finally respects him
00:59:50after an upcoming
00:59:50secret merger.
00:59:51Bye.
00:59:52What's the harm?
00:59:54Except it's a felony
00:59:55and you can go to jail
00:59:56for it.
00:59:57Duncan,
00:59:57this is madness.
00:59:59You are confabulating
01:00:00and it's a concern.
01:00:02That superior tone
01:00:04is something I really
01:00:05would like you to work on.
01:00:07Sit.
01:00:09Sit, please.
01:00:12We're both
01:00:13flawed human beings,
01:00:15you and I.
01:00:16With your degree,
01:00:17you could have chosen
01:00:17to help filthy city urchins
01:00:19with their nasty demons,
01:00:21but no, no, no.
01:00:22You planted yourself
01:00:23in the single
01:00:24richest enclave
01:00:26in America
01:00:26to help cure
01:00:27the scourge
01:00:28for performance anxiety.
01:00:30Sudden wealth syndrome?
01:00:31No.
01:00:33You profited.
01:00:35It really is okay
01:00:37and you'll still profit.
01:00:38Me too.
01:00:41Because you're gonna
01:00:42dish all that
01:00:42life-giving dirt to me.
01:00:46Not today, though.
01:00:47No.
01:00:48Today,
01:00:49I feel comfortable.
01:00:51Earthed.
01:00:52There's level ground
01:00:54between us.
01:00:56Feels better, right?
01:00:59So can we please,
01:01:00just,
01:01:01please,
01:01:03talk about my dad?
01:01:21Hello?
01:01:24Hello?
01:01:25Hello?
01:01:39you are inviting a pushback that is going to feel like the wrath of god dad you're like having a
01:01:46breakdown we're gonna make money 10 million data points on every person from birth you're not
01:01:57predicting behavior you're steering it your algorithm says all that yes that's the kind of
01:02:05tech that could help people my patients have dangerous violent tendencies i just want to crush
01:02:14what is your deal bro i know tech changed the world but so did the bubonic plague
01:02:22i don't get it you're bot is it a moron i mean is it based on a moron
01:02:28you do not want this guy running your company hey
01:02:33prepare to have your mind blown
01:02:40welcome to the table read of the audacity first block
01:02:46it's about to get real the audacity episode 101 we follow a silicon valley ceo
01:02:55duncan park 40s biohacked and bespectacled in episode one the first thing that i wrote down
01:03:01was duncan's opening line more than physical pain uh i fear humiliation and it felt like it was being
01:03:09said to somebody in confidence angle on dr joanne felder psychologist 40s she kind of runs the valley's
01:03:16mindset or the psychology lost man children it became a question of how can we make this relationship
01:03:23more than just therapist patient they started the season a little bit in performance of themselves
01:03:28especially joanne she's like playing the good therapist when word gets out how will that make
01:03:35you feel and uh when do you expect that to be let's see what happens when you are a powerful
01:03:42person
01:03:42discussing corporate secrets successes and failures in a therapeutic setting and what does the therapist do
01:03:49with the information which is essentially insider information really this is strictly between us
01:03:58schmuck it was fun also doing some therapy scenes with zach would you like to starfish no okay yeah
01:04:05thank you bardolph is he's an angry man and very resentful and feels like he has never gotten his
01:04:13flowers that he deserves as being one of the pioneers of silicon valley his main problem is greed
01:04:20like most of the characters doesn't it make you feel good to see your legacy in action
01:04:28mardolph's law is something i wrote on it on speed when we still have fast machines
01:04:34the doctor patient confidentiality things is how airtight is that i can't speak with anyone about what
01:04:39you say not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or others i grew up in a house with
01:04:45a
01:04:45psychiatrist and a therapist with their offices in the house and i could hear the patients i was a
01:04:52teenager and i chose not to listen to them because they were mostly really boring but i could listen to
01:04:58them it's that sort of funny faith that this room's a safe space why what's so safe about it when
01:05:05i told you
01:05:06my company was in trouble within 53 seconds of me leaving this office you soldier shares these two
01:05:12seemingly are so different but then they actually have a lot in common she is shown to be somebody
01:05:19with ethical lapses who cuts corners herself it really is okay and you'll still profit me too because
01:05:26you're going to dish all that life-giving dirt to me end of episode
01:05:33you
01:06:00you

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