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Summer Situationship Evan Adams
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00:00:01You guide me crazy!
00:00:02I guide you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:04You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:11For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18Jules!
00:00:19Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:21I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:22Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:25This little gutter slut will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:27The only way for me to pay off
00:00:29my family's medical debt was to work
00:00:31as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:33and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:35I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:38Clean it up,
00:00:39maid.
00:00:45I may be a maid,
00:00:47but you'll always be a bitch.
00:00:49And you'll always be the girl who leaked
00:00:51her sex tape for clout.
00:00:53That's not true, and you know it.
00:00:55I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius
00:00:57has seen her titties.
00:01:04I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:08I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:10Right, Emmett?
00:01:11Yeah.
00:01:11She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:20You just can't help but open your legs
00:01:23at every opportunity.
00:01:25Can you?
00:01:29Am I dreaming?
00:01:31No way is the guy who ruined my life
00:01:33helping me.
00:01:36What the hell's going on?
00:01:40Uh, Noah?
00:01:41What the hell's going on?
00:01:43Uh, Jules came in here to work
00:01:45and she started being really disrespectful
00:01:47and she grabbed me.
00:01:48And then when I pulled my hand away,
00:01:50she just, she just fell.
00:01:51I know.
00:01:52Destiny?
00:01:53Hmm?
00:01:53Is that what happened?
00:01:54That's not exactly how it happened.
00:01:56Shut the fuck up
00:01:57or you're gonna end up being an outcast
00:01:59from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:01Why do you even care?
00:02:03She released a video of you two having sex
00:02:05and I had to jump in and,
00:02:07and save your reputation
00:02:08before things got out of hand.
00:02:13Mia?
00:02:14Hmm?
00:02:14Give me your phone.
00:02:15What?
00:02:16Give me your phone.
00:02:17No.
00:02:17It's right here.
00:02:18I got you.
00:02:21I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:23Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:26If I see anybody with pictures of Jules
00:02:28on their phone,
00:02:29they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:31No.
00:02:32Open.
00:02:40I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:42You didn't have to do that.
00:02:44I know.
00:02:48Whoa.
00:02:48Whoa.
00:02:51Uh.
00:02:52Guys, she's not breathing.
00:02:56Guys, she's not breathing.
00:02:58Alright, somebody call the police.
00:02:59Dude, we can't.
00:03:00Yes, we can't.
00:03:01No, we can't.
00:03:02This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:03Why would we do that
00:03:04when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:06Wake up slut, show's over.
00:03:08Mia, if you're not gonna help out,
00:03:09then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:10Fine by me, I'll be by the pool.
00:03:11Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:15Emmett!
00:03:19I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:03:20but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:23You have to save her.
00:03:26Jules?
00:03:27Jules!
00:03:28Come on!
00:03:29Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:30What do I do?
00:03:31Mouth to mouth.
00:03:32Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:38You okay?
00:03:41Thank God.
00:03:43Alright, um, let's get you up.
00:03:46I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:03:48but I need to get back to work.
00:03:49Jules?
00:03:51You're not going anywhere.
00:03:52I'm fine.
00:03:53Yeah, thanks to me.
00:03:54You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:03:56of why you came crawling back to me.
00:03:58What, are you a stripper?
00:04:00I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:02You know, last time I saw you,
00:04:04you leaked our sex tape,
00:04:05lied about it,
00:04:06and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:08And now you come to my summer house
00:04:10with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:04:12and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:15What are you trying to do?
00:04:17Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:19Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:20You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:21I'm here to clean your toilets
00:04:23and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:27You know what I think?
00:04:29I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:33Why would I want you back
00:04:34after everything you've done to me?
00:04:36Because I'm the best sex you've ever had
00:04:37and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:39And you know what?
00:04:39I didn't do anything to you.
00:04:41So why don't you just admit it?
00:04:44You still want me.
00:04:45Is he coming on to me?
00:04:50In your dreams.
00:04:53Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:04:55We've been over this a million times.
00:04:56I didn't leak the tape.
00:04:58Yes, you did.
00:04:59And when you did,
00:05:00you cost me my job opportunities
00:05:01and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:03I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:06Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:05:08and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:10And you let her.
00:05:12Did someone say my name?
00:05:17You two are hooking up.
00:05:18We're not hooking up.
00:05:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:25We're not hooking up.
00:05:27Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:30Be so fucking for real.
00:05:33Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:05:35It happened a couple months ago.
00:05:38Right when you told everyone
00:05:39to stop talking to me.
00:05:40How convenient.
00:05:43Let the girls talk.
00:05:50After everyone saw your tits online,
00:05:52I knew I couldn't be friends
00:05:53with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:02Did you just spit on me?
00:06:04Yeah, and I can do it again
00:06:06if you didn't feel it.
00:06:09Everything you've ever had
00:06:10or wanted is mine.
00:06:14And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:18Especially Noah.
00:06:20Oh!
00:06:22Ow!
00:06:24Noah!
00:06:25Did you see that?
00:06:26She shoved me!
00:06:27Oh my God.
00:06:28Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:06:30I'm always honest.
00:06:32You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:06:38Thanks, Noe.
00:06:41Fire her.
00:06:49Fire her.
00:06:52Do you really think firing her
00:06:54would be the best option?
00:06:56I think it'd be more of a punishment
00:06:57if we let her serve us all summer.
00:06:59Noah.
00:07:00Noah!
00:07:00She shoved me!
00:07:02And this is my rental too.
00:07:04So,
00:07:05what I say
00:07:07goes.
00:07:14Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:07:17So you should probably go.
00:07:20I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:07:27Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:07:33Jules.
00:07:36Look, I know things have probably been really tough
00:07:38since your dad died last summer.
00:07:44I want you to take this.
00:07:45Okay?
00:07:46It's what you would have made
00:07:47if you worked for me all summer.
00:07:49I don't want your pity check.
00:07:52Thank God.
00:07:53I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:07:54This is too humiliating.
00:07:56I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:08:09What are you doing home?
00:08:11I lost my job at the storehouse.
00:08:13No! No!
00:08:14That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:08:17Jules, when your father died,
00:08:18he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:08:20I know.
00:08:21But I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:08:24Mia?
00:08:25Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:08:28But her father said that if you worked at their summer house,
00:08:31he would forgive our debt.
00:08:33Jules, if you don't get this job back,
00:08:35we will lose everything.
00:08:36Everything!
00:08:42I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
00:08:46Please don't call me that.
00:08:49You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:08:52I'm gonna call Daddy and have him send you some money
00:08:54so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:08:55Mia?
00:08:57Slow down, okay?
00:08:59We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:02What?
00:09:02You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:05I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:09:08Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:09:10Why not?
00:09:11That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:09:14I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:09:18What are you still doing here?
00:09:19You don't even work here anymore.
00:09:21Tell me this.
00:09:22Are you genuinely stupid?
00:09:24Or do you just not get it?
00:09:26Nobody wants you here.
00:09:28I can't back down.
00:09:29Not if I want to save my family.
00:09:32I'm not talking to you.
00:09:34I'm talking to you.
00:09:36I need this job.
00:09:38I need you to choose me.
00:09:39After everything that happened between us,
00:09:41I shouldn't want her.
00:09:43But I do.
00:09:45What do I get if I choose you?
00:09:49What do I get if I choose you?
00:09:51I'll do whatever you want.
00:09:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:09:55No one can make him happier than me.
00:09:58Tell her, Noah.
00:10:00Prove it.
00:10:04I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:10:07And I'll do whatever you say.
00:10:10Okay.
00:10:11Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:10:14And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:10:18Mia?
00:10:20I need to talk to Jules.
00:10:22Alone.
00:10:23Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:10:30She really has you by the balls.
00:10:33Don't insult me.
00:10:35Or what?
00:10:37You'll spank me.
00:10:38You can leave now.
00:10:40Hey.
00:10:43You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:10:49You're right.
00:10:51Read my lips, Jules.
00:10:55You're fired.
00:10:58You're right.
00:11:00Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:04You're fired.
00:11:10You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:11:12Yeah, I know.
00:11:13It's part of my charm.
00:11:14Hey, where are you going?
00:11:15Jules, you can't just leave!
00:11:17Jules!
00:11:18You can't just leave.
00:11:21You fired me.
00:11:22I can do whatever I want.
00:11:27You're so hot.
00:11:28You're so hot.
00:11:29I love it when you're ticklish.
00:11:33Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:11:36Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:11:44Noah?
00:11:45You come over here.
00:11:46Now!
00:11:51Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:11:54Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:11:56Don't be prude.
00:11:57It's just a hand job.
00:11:59You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:12:03Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:12:07Call in my lead and we'll talk about you keeping the job.
00:12:21What are you doing?
00:12:29Hey!
00:12:31What the hell?
00:12:33What the fuck are you doing?
00:12:37You want your job back?
00:12:40Fuck me.
00:12:44Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:12:47Why would I do that?
00:12:49You want your job back?
00:12:50You've got to earn it.
00:12:53Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy!
00:12:58Okay, fine.
00:12:59Go ahead.
00:13:04You're crazy.
00:13:05I'm committed.
00:13:09Yeah, baby.
00:13:10Give it to me!
00:13:12You better give me my job back after this.
00:13:15I am the only person you can trust in this house for the sakes.
00:13:20Noah!
00:13:21Come out right now!
00:13:24Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:13:25Oh, yeah, Jules!
00:13:27I'm coming!
00:13:28For the third time!
00:13:29Oh, come on, baby!
00:13:31Show me what you got!
00:13:36Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:13:37Hand me your shirt!
00:13:38Now!
00:13:38Now!
00:13:38Now!
00:13:38Now!
00:13:52Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?!
00:13:55Yeah!
00:13:57Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:14:00You fucking bitch.
00:14:01You can't stay here.
00:14:02You don't work for me anymore.
00:14:04Take it up with Noah.
00:14:06This isn't over.
00:14:08If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:14:13you're wrong.
00:14:15I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:14:23You're in time to get back at me as cringe as hell.
00:14:25You know what?
00:14:26I should thank you.
00:14:26Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:14:29Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time.
00:14:32Oh, wait.
00:14:33I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex date, didn't she?
00:14:36You know what?
00:14:37Let's make a bet.
00:14:38Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:14:39We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:14:42Yeah.
00:14:43What about it?
00:14:45If I stay with Jules till the end of the summer,
00:14:47you back off the internship.
00:14:49Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:14:51Internship will be yours.
00:14:54Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:14:59You're on.
00:15:05We need to talk.
00:15:10Emmett, get out.
00:15:15Did I get my job back?
00:15:17Actually, you've been promoted.
00:15:20To be my new girlfriend.
00:15:26You're nuts.
00:15:27I'm not a hooker.
00:15:29I'm not crazy.
00:15:30And I don't pay for sex.
00:15:33Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:15:36Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:15:38Well, I changed my mind.
00:15:39Now, I need $100,000.
00:15:43Done.
00:15:45Pull this off with me and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:15:52Give me that.
00:15:53Not yet.
00:16:01I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:16:05But until then, this money's mine.
00:16:09This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:16:14I'll do it.
00:16:17Great.
00:16:21Let's seal the deal.
00:16:28Let's shake on it.
00:16:37All right.
00:16:38Let's set some ground rules.
00:16:48Rule number one.
00:16:50No boners.
00:16:52You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:16:54You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:16:57Yeah.
00:16:59Just one.
00:17:01No feelings.
00:17:02I don't want things to get complicated.
00:17:06You're my complication, Jules.
00:17:12Do you have any rules for me?
00:17:15Yeah, I do.
00:17:17I have one.
00:17:20No one touches you but me.
00:17:24You don't own me.
00:17:27Jules, I'm being serious.
00:17:28While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:17:32So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:17:36Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:17:39Don't get an ego about it.
00:17:40Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:17:44Let the show begin.
00:17:49Ew.
00:17:50Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:17:54You kicked me out.
00:17:55Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:18:00Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:18:03At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:18:08Mia.
00:18:10Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:18:13This is my house.
00:18:15And Jules is my...
00:18:20I'm his permanent guest.
00:18:22I'm not going anywhere.
00:18:26Hey, Mom.
00:18:28Jason!
00:18:29Can we get some fucking service?
00:18:33Dinner...
00:18:35is served.
00:18:39Let's fucking go!
00:18:42Yay!
00:18:49Oops.
00:18:51I spilled.
00:18:53Emmett!
00:18:54You want to help?
00:18:56Yeah?
00:19:05Look at Jules's squirm.
00:19:08Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:19:16Noah, are you thirsty?
00:19:24Jules, take your shirt off.
00:19:27Jules, take your shirt off.
00:19:39I'm in mode again. I'm in beast mode. I'm on go.
00:19:42Got to troll again. Where I been? That shit never know.
00:19:45Trophy's rolling in. Look at Skull. Loser's gotta go.
00:19:48I'm on teeing again. I can't stop. No, I cannot know.
00:19:51Oops.
00:19:53Spilled a little.
00:19:55Jules.
00:19:57I'm still thirsty.
00:20:06Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:20:09I have to go.
00:20:18If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:20:23Choke on it.
00:20:28Don't run away from me.
00:20:33Why did you kiss me out there?
00:20:35It was an act, Jules.
00:20:37And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:20:41You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:20:44Yeah, I know.
00:20:46Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:20:47You're shivering.
00:20:50Come here.
00:21:02Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:21:25What are you doing here? And where is Noah?
00:21:27What are you doing here? And where is Noah?
00:21:32Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:21:35Destiny, that is your brother.
00:21:38Whatever. I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:21:42Mia's your best friend.
00:21:44Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:21:46People contain multitudes.
00:21:49Don't be scared of Mia.
00:21:50She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:21:53And she's jealous of you still.
00:21:56And it looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do.
00:22:00If you know what I mean.
00:22:10Like what you see?
00:22:14I do, actually.
00:22:34What are you doing here?
00:22:36Taking a shower.
00:22:40Remember, no donor.
00:22:43You wish.
00:22:50Show's over, pretty boy.
00:22:52I got some friends coming over here.
00:22:54Meet me at the pool.
00:23:07What's with this guy?
00:23:08One minute, he's ice cold.
00:23:10Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:23:17Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:23:27Let's give her something to stare at.
00:23:40I'm not going to let jewels ruin my summer.
00:23:43Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:23:47Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:23:50You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:23:52You're right.
00:23:54It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:24:01Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:24:04Everyone must decide right now whether Jewel stays or I do.
00:24:10Mia, would you relax?
00:24:12We're not taking a vote.
00:24:13We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:24:16What's Survivor?
00:24:17A show for old people.
00:24:18Ew!
00:24:19That's so boring.
00:24:21I'm kidding!
00:24:23Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:24:27What game is she trying to play?
00:24:29Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:24:36Wow, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:24:40That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:24:42Oh, honey.
00:24:43You don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:24:49It's time to find out what Jewel's really said about all of you behind your back.
00:24:54What are you talking about?
00:24:55I never said anything about save it.
00:24:58Herb's great here.
00:25:01And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:25:05Don't you want to know what Jewel said about you?
00:25:09I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:25:14I think everyone should find out what Jewel's really said about them.
00:25:19Oh, Emmett. This one's about you.
00:25:22Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:25:27They can?
00:25:28I never said that. Mia did.
00:25:31She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:25:34Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:25:39Hey! I made good money for these.
00:25:42Mia, would you knock it off?
00:25:43Jewel's will never say any of those things, alright?
00:25:45Really?
00:25:46Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:25:48She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:25:51Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:25:57Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:25:59You said that about me?
00:26:01I can explain.
00:26:03Save your breath.
00:26:14You bitch!
00:26:16Don't touch me!
00:26:17Get off of me!
00:26:30You're so...
00:26:31Say that again with your shirt off.
00:26:33What?
00:26:39Come on.
00:26:43Come on.
00:26:44Come on.
00:26:46Come on.
00:26:53Yo.
00:26:55Emmett.
00:26:56You and Jewel's are officially over.
00:26:59No, no, no way dude!
00:27:00Like, I'm just going to distract myself,
00:27:02screw around a little bit.
00:27:04Don't come crawling back.
00:27:07Speak of the devil.
00:27:13You hooked up with Jules.
00:27:15Dude, look.
00:27:16You hooked up with Jules.
00:27:17I don't know what's going on.
00:27:18What do you mean, dude?
00:27:19It's pretty fucking clear.
00:27:20You hooked up.
00:27:23Fuck.
00:27:24Yeah, you're fucked.
00:27:26I mean, stop.
00:27:27Fuck you, dude.
00:27:28Stop.
00:27:33Did you post this?
00:27:42Jules, did you post this?
00:27:48I don't know.
00:27:49Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:27:52What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:27:56How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:27:58Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:28:03You know what?
00:28:05Everyone was right about you.
00:28:06You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:28:09Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:28:11Lose my number.
00:28:12I never want to see you again.
00:28:15Fine.
00:28:15Feelings mutual.
00:28:20Great.
00:28:21You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:28:26Mia, thank God you're here.
00:28:29Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:28:33You're a skank.
00:28:35So get out and don't come back.
00:28:47Help!
00:28:49Help!
00:29:02You saved me?
00:29:15That feels better.
00:29:16Wasn't it?
00:29:19And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:29:24Emmett.
00:29:26Don't even think about it.
00:29:27Go on, Jules.
00:29:28Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:29:30Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:29:31We have to talk.
00:29:37Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:29:45One step closer to making her mind.
00:29:53Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:29:55I can explain everything.
00:29:56Good, explain.
00:29:58Now.
00:30:04You're a hottie, you know that?
00:30:06Takes one to know one.
00:30:08Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:30:16I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:30:20I never said that, okay?
00:30:31You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:30:35That way everyone can see it.
00:30:36But for right now, it's party time.
00:30:42Huh?
00:30:46OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:30:50I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:30:53How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:30:56You don't know him like I do.
00:30:58If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:31:01Ew, spare me the visual.
00:31:03I thought you hated that guy.
00:31:05Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:31:08He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:31:11But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:31:14More than I ever liked anyone.
00:31:18The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:31:21Except for the one about you.
00:31:23I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:31:25That's true.
00:31:30Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:31:42Is that true?
00:31:45It's true.
00:31:47I liked you.
00:31:49Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:31:51I mean, really.
00:31:54All right, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:31:56So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:31:59Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:32:05I guess you can't.
00:32:06There's no way for me to prove it.
00:32:14I know it was a really long time ago.
00:32:16But when I really think about it,
00:32:18I really liked you, Jules.
00:32:20I really did.
00:32:25I give those to you until the end of today?
00:32:27To what, Bone?
00:32:30They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:32:32It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:32:35I don't think they remember you exist.
00:32:40Then I'll make them remember.
00:32:46Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:32:48You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:32:50When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:33:18She's never kissed me like that.
00:33:20My turn.
00:33:30No smoke.
00:33:32Looks like we have to kiss.
00:33:54you kiss me like you mean it.
00:33:55Keep the circle moving.
00:33:57If you want to really piss me off,
00:34:00kiss me like you mean it.
00:34:06get off dude i took her virginity what's a little pack
00:34:13why would you tell everyone that remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed
00:34:22hey jules jules you're a pig hey emmet is lying okay he's lying i knew that you guys were hooking
00:34:28up all right but that was well before i had feelings for you you have feelings for me
00:34:39i knew that you guys were hooking up all right but that was well before i had feelings for you
00:34:43you have feelings for me yes jules i have feelings for you you do yeah i have all the feelings
00:34:50confusion frustration blind rage yeah but you know what sometimes jules sometimes you make me
00:34:56really happy look i know that you're hurt i broke your trust and when that video was leaked my trust
00:35:03was broken too what do you mean i mean i trusted you and you let me down and now i'm
00:35:13saying i would
00:35:14do anything to try again do you want to get back together you said no feelings yeah you're right
00:35:25so tell me you want to be with me tell me you want to break the rules and end the
00:35:28contract
00:35:29tell me you want to do this for real tell me that you want to give up the money
00:35:39well looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire ew why is he so obsessed with her
00:35:45doesn't he know that she's poor i didn't know she was poor
00:35:51parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer and the only reason why i know that is
00:35:55because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to maybe we should take jules shopping
00:36:00so she can forget she's poor spending money always makes me feel better
00:36:04yes yes that's a great idea you should go do that right
00:36:07it's not that easy stop avoiding the question i'm not avoiding it look if i don't get the money
00:36:21i'll lose everything what do you mean i i mean mia and i want to take you shopping
00:36:28destiny me and jules are talking she's about to answer a very important question
00:36:33i don't want to go shopping with mia but i really don't want to lie to noah and tell him
00:36:38i don't have feelings for him or tell him about my dad and the debt
00:36:42we can talk later i promise
00:36:55the girls go shopping saturdays are for the boys
00:37:00must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me
00:37:02i cannot wait to crush your ego once i get jules and the lehman internship
00:37:08dude the lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country
00:37:11it was tailored for sigmas like me the internship is mine
00:37:16believe me me and jules are in this for good
00:37:18or at least until the end of the summer and i have to pay up
00:37:29if it isn't my favorite customer oh that dress you ordered finally came in
00:37:35oh my god it's gorgeous i'm gonna go try this on
00:37:46you ordered the wrong size
00:37:48uh no i used the measurements that you gave me
00:37:51no you didn't that's impossible it doesn't fit
00:37:53maybe the zipper's stuck
00:37:55what are you doing
00:37:57i'm shopping
00:37:59do you not remember me
00:38:01i used to be in here all the time
00:38:02oh she can't afford this place anymore
00:38:05she can only shop at thrift stores
00:38:07but what mia says goes so your money's no good here
00:38:11you know what you're right
00:38:13i have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you
00:38:18that's it you're out
00:38:20oh mr allen excuse me i'm just gonna take out the trash
00:38:23trash
00:38:24yeah
00:38:25that's my girlfriend
00:38:26oh
00:38:31apparently i'm too poor to even stand in this boutique
00:38:35see this car
00:38:38has no spending limit
00:38:39my girlfriend can get whatever she wants
00:38:42and i would like to try this dress on first
00:38:45no way this is mine
00:38:46oh are you gonna purchase it
00:38:47no
00:38:48not with this janky little zipper
00:38:50great let's try it on jules
00:39:05what do you think
00:39:10noah
00:39:12will you come help zip me up
00:39:15of course
00:39:22you know there's only one problem with this dress
00:39:25is it too expensive
00:39:26no
00:39:28it breaks a no boner rule
00:39:36well
00:39:36aren't you gonna thank me
00:39:46thank you noah
00:39:49you can be pretty sweet sometimes
00:39:52like lipstick on a fucking pig
00:39:59put the dress on my card
00:40:03excuse me um
00:40:05i am missing a very expensive necklace
00:40:09i bet she stole it
00:40:10i would never
00:40:11then dump out your bag and prove it
00:40:15fine
00:40:17whatever mia
00:40:30see
00:40:30told ya
00:40:37i don't know how that got there
00:40:39well she stole it
00:40:41and
00:40:42i believe that
00:40:44five hundred dollars is a felony
00:40:46call the police
00:40:48don't call the police
00:40:50this is all my fault
00:40:51no it's not
00:40:53yes it is
00:40:54i wanted to surprise you
00:40:55so i put the necklace in your purse
00:40:58but i was gonna pay for it once everybody left
00:41:00you can't do this
00:41:01it's a waste of money
00:41:03neither of us want me to win
00:41:05it's worth it trust me
00:41:07thank you for the beautiful in that dress
00:41:10put the necklace on my card as well
00:41:11please and thank you
00:41:22okay
00:41:24there he is
00:41:26jules is looking pretty hot tonight
00:41:29yeah jules looks hot every night
00:41:30well enjoy it while it lasts because after tonight i'll have a little slut begging for me
00:41:39watch your mouth
00:41:40don't talk about jules like that
00:41:42okay dude
00:41:44jules is mine first
00:41:45i dumped her
00:41:46okay
00:41:47it's a matter of time before she comes running back to me
00:41:49jules broke up with you
00:41:50so she could be with me
00:41:53okay all right
00:41:55let's add some heat to her bet
00:41:56yeah
00:41:58i get jules's panties off by the end of tonight
00:42:00you hand over the lehman internship
00:42:01and never come back to the summer house
00:42:04fine
00:42:04and when you don't hook up with jules
00:42:06i want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer okay
00:42:08i don't even want you looking at her
00:42:10deal
00:42:15you better not make me go into that club alone
00:42:18jules you were looking so hot in that dress
00:42:26eat shit
00:42:28hey
00:42:30don't leave my side the rest of the night okay
00:42:33enjoy it while it lasts noah
00:42:35because i'm not letting jules leave tonight
00:42:36unless it's with me
00:42:46hey
00:42:51where did destiny and mia go
00:42:53uh i don't know
00:42:54jules
00:42:56you uh you didn't answer my question
00:42:58about what
00:42:59the music in here
00:43:01because i think it sucks
00:43:03jules
00:43:04tell me that you want to be with me
00:43:06for real
00:43:07no contracts and no money
00:43:09i mean it
00:43:11i need jules to come with me
00:43:13uh destiny
00:43:13we're right in the middle of something
00:43:15like i care
00:43:16i need jules to come backstage with me
00:43:20i'm sorry
00:43:21we'll talk about it later okay
00:43:22have fun
00:43:25here
00:43:25put this on
00:43:27i entered us into a lap dancing competition
00:43:34you're crazy
00:43:35well if you're too afraid you can just back out now
00:43:42you're on
00:43:48follow me
00:43:53let the show begin
00:44:04you think you're hot shit
00:44:06well it's time for you to prove it
00:44:09everyone in the club get hot and happy
00:44:12tonight is electric lounge's lap dance competition
00:44:18the rules are simple
00:44:20each one of these smoke shows
00:44:22will give one lucky man
00:44:24a lap dance
00:44:25and you get to vote
00:44:26on who is hotter
00:44:28woo
00:44:42woo
00:44:43come on
00:44:46come back
00:44:48come back
00:44:51come back
00:44:53i'm back
00:44:53girl i got the weight in the water
00:44:55weight in the water
00:44:56we get the diamonds to follow
00:44:58Diamonds and pearls
00:44:59No way you're waiting on me
00:45:02Anticipating my combat
00:45:04I'm that girl
00:45:05I got the weight of the world
00:45:07Weight of the world
00:45:08To get the diamonds and pearls
00:45:10Diamonds and pearls
00:45:11No way you're waiting on me
00:45:14Anticipating my combat
00:45:15Make sure you're going to come back
00:45:17I'm that girl
00:45:23Top that!
00:45:48You're the most beautiful girl here
00:45:51Charmant
00:45:51Chase that high
00:45:54But I won't be around when you
00:45:57Cry, cry, cry
00:46:01Cry
00:46:02The tears on your face
00:46:05I'm falling in vain when you cry
00:46:09The same moment stinks
00:46:12I loved you when you came on me
00:46:19Yo
00:46:20Jason
00:46:21Dude
00:46:22I need the Lady Killer special
00:46:24Now
00:46:24Yeah
00:46:25I got you
00:46:30Here's a tip
00:46:31And the winner
00:46:33Of the lap dance contest is
00:46:36And the winner
00:46:39Of the lap dance contest is
00:46:42Mia
00:46:48As the winner
00:46:49You get to smooch the hottie
00:46:51In the chair
00:46:53I can deal with public humiliation
00:46:55But I can't deal with public heartbreak
00:47:00You look upset
00:47:08What are you, my therapist?
00:47:10Fuck off
00:47:11No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad
00:47:16Jules
00:47:17I have something that can make you feel better
00:47:23What is that?
00:47:24Oh, you got time
00:47:26Come on, Jules
00:47:27You want to have some fun?
00:47:32No, thanks
00:47:34Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:47:38Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this
00:47:41Better play along
00:47:51Bottoms up
00:47:54Cheers
00:47:56All right
00:47:58Turn that shit around so you can grind on me
00:47:59Come on
00:48:00I'm gonna go change
00:48:05Destin
00:48:06Have you seen Jules?
00:48:07I saw her running off to the dressing room
00:48:09Emmett was with her
00:48:10That little shit
00:48:18Don't move
00:48:25What do you think you're doing?
00:48:27Stop denying yourself, Jules
00:48:29Both know you want this
00:48:31Be gentle
00:48:32Just like our first time, remember?
00:48:34Back off
00:48:36Relax, baby
00:48:37Let that e-kick in
00:48:39You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:48:41Oh
00:48:42I was gonna fuck you anyways
00:48:44Let go of me
00:48:45This is just gonna take a minute
00:48:49Emmett
00:48:51Let go and we can pretend like this never happened
00:48:53Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you
00:48:55Jules
00:48:57Jules, are you in there?
00:48:58Noah
00:48:59Help me
00:49:03Noah
00:49:04Help me
00:49:06Emmett
00:49:08Get off of her
00:49:09You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend
00:49:12What's the big deal now, huh?
00:49:16Emmett
00:49:16She doesn't want you
00:49:17What are you doing?
00:49:19She wants me so bad, dude
00:49:20Even if she won't say so
00:49:27Dude, I thought we were friends
00:49:29I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:49:33Wait, stop!
00:49:39This asshole isn't worth it
00:49:56You look like shit
00:49:58Jules just kicked my ass
00:50:00All I did was try to give her a compliment
00:50:03Hey!
00:50:04Keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:50:11Mia, stop
00:50:13This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic
00:50:17Emmett just tried to assault me
00:50:19He's so fucking for real
00:50:20Emmett would never want to skank like you
00:50:22You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me
00:50:27And you know what?
00:50:29He's coming back to the house with me
00:50:31Tonight
00:50:32Mia, sit down
00:50:34Emmett
00:50:35Emmett
00:50:35If you ever come near the summer house again
00:50:37I will kill you
00:50:39Okay, Noah, let's go
00:50:40Let's go
00:50:45I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:50:56Thank you for getting me out of there
00:50:59Ow
00:51:00You're hurt
00:51:01Let me help you
00:51:13I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:51:26I still think I should take you to a hospital
00:51:28I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with
00:51:30Really
00:51:31I didn't take them
00:51:33You didn't take the pills?
00:51:39You know, I got something better than E
00:51:42It's twice as fun
00:51:44And I've been saving it just for you
00:51:53What are you trying to give me?
00:51:58Rocky Road
00:52:01Oh
00:52:02Hey, I got you ice cream
00:52:03And this is how you repay me?
00:52:05How are you capable of being an asshole
00:52:07Even when you're trying to be nice?
00:52:09I'm not an asshole
00:52:11No
00:52:12You're the king of assholes
00:52:15You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak
00:52:17Makes me the king of assholes
00:52:19But
00:52:20Whatever
00:52:24I gotta show you something
00:52:35I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:52:42And I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:52:49It worked
00:53:02I've wanted you all summer
00:53:04Stop waiting
00:53:05I need you
00:53:08Now
00:53:14What if somebody sees
00:53:15Everybody's at the club
00:53:18I'm taking you upstairs
00:53:52Hi, this is Alan
00:53:53It's Mia
00:53:55Yeah, Noah's girlfriend
00:53:57He was hinting at proposing to me soon
00:54:00And we would just love it if you were here for it
00:54:04Okay, bye
00:54:17Hey, sleepy little
00:54:19What are you doing up so early?
00:54:22I thought I wore you out last night
00:54:23I'm ready for another round
00:54:26Hey, can you knock?
00:54:27Can you put your boner away?
00:54:30Get up!
00:54:31Get up!
00:54:32Get up!
00:54:33Hey, unless there's a fire I'm not getting up
00:54:34It's worse than a fire
00:54:38Mom's on the way
00:54:39And she can't see Jules
00:54:47You're fucking with me
00:54:48What's the big deal?
00:54:49Uh, there's the drugs
00:54:50And the mess
00:54:51And you
00:54:51What about me?
00:54:52She like totally thinks you're a slut
00:54:53But like in a bad way
00:54:54Look, my mom knows about the sex tape
00:54:56And she blames you for the whole thing
00:54:59I need to get out of here
00:55:00I'll hide Jules
00:55:01I'll distract mom
00:55:05Yo, Jason
00:55:06I'm gonna go hide Jules
00:55:07Do not let my mom know that we're here
00:55:08Alright?
00:55:14Tell me when the coast is clear
00:55:16Got it
00:55:24Get your brother
00:55:26Now
00:55:32Boy!
00:55:33Boy!
00:55:34Noah!
00:55:35Uh
00:55:39My baby boy
00:55:41Mom, hi
00:55:42Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto
00:55:46Mia called and said she needed the family ring
00:55:49To propose
00:55:55Why are you hiding in a closet?
00:56:04I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves
00:56:06Oh
00:56:07She just left
00:56:11I can't wait for you to propose to Mia
00:56:15What is that slut doing here?
00:56:20You're the girl from the sex tape
00:56:22Get out of this house
00:56:23Mom
00:56:24Noah
00:56:24A little help
00:56:25Uh, Mom
00:56:26Uh
00:56:27This is Jules
00:56:28And she's going to be our help for the summer
00:56:33Uh
00:56:33Yes
00:56:34It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son
00:56:38Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on
00:56:43Lisa
00:56:43Hi second, Mommy
00:56:46We need to talk about engagement plans
00:56:48Oh, yes, we do
00:56:52You're marrying Mia now?
00:56:53I have no idea what got into her head
00:56:55I am so sorry, okay?
00:56:57But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her
00:56:59Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
00:57:02Please?
00:57:11My head hurts
00:57:13Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
00:57:15Yeah
00:57:15I have some in my purse
00:57:17Oh, thanks
00:57:23She's prepared
00:57:32Water
00:57:33Water
00:57:33Water
00:57:33Water
00:57:33Water
00:57:33I need water
00:57:34I need water
00:57:35Juice
00:57:37What did you give my mom?
00:57:39Aspirin
00:57:40Aspirin?
00:57:41Woo!
00:57:42It's so hot in here
00:57:45Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
00:57:49Oh, no
00:57:51Woo!
00:57:52Hey, I have an idea
00:57:53Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
00:57:56I'm feeling like a cougar
00:57:58Wow!
00:57:59All right, that's enough
00:58:00I've got to talk to you
00:58:01Woo!
00:58:02Jules, what is wrong with her?
00:58:04Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club
00:58:07No way
00:58:08You gave her those?
00:58:09I didn't give them
00:58:10She found them
00:58:11Should we call an ambulance?
00:58:12Oh, no fucking way, Jules
00:58:14She hates you already
00:58:15What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
00:58:19Where did she go?
00:58:34Mom, get out of the pool
00:58:36No way, it feels so good
00:58:38Oh, wait, no
00:58:43Mom, I'm drowning
00:58:46Mia, save me
00:58:48Oh, absolutely not
00:58:49I'm not going in there
00:58:52Help!
00:58:54Help!
00:58:57Help!
00:59:00Ah!
00:59:06Ah!
00:59:07Ah!
00:59:08Ah!
00:59:08Ah!
00:59:10Ah!
00:59:10Ah!
00:59:11Ah!
00:59:12Ah!
00:59:12Ah!
00:59:12Ah!
00:59:13Ah!
00:59:13You saved me?
00:59:15Ah!
00:59:17Here
00:59:17I brought you some tea
00:59:23I was wrong about you
00:59:25I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia
00:59:36Thank you for taking care of her
00:59:39I hope I was a good maid
00:59:41Yeah, I should give you a raise
00:59:43Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
00:59:47You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter
00:59:52I still gotta pay you to hang out with me
00:59:56No feelings, remember?
01:00:03I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me
01:00:07I'll tear it up right now, I mean it
01:00:12I need that money more than I want you
01:00:15When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt
01:00:20If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house
01:00:24So it was really always just about the money?
01:00:27Really?
01:00:29When I started our relationship, it was about the money
01:00:31But now I can't make it real because of that same money
01:00:42Come with me
01:00:47I want to give you the money
01:00:49Not as your boss
01:00:51As your boyfriend
01:00:53It feels I want to give you everything
01:00:57I don't know what to say
01:01:01Just let me take care of you
01:01:08And tell me that you love me
01:01:13I don't think I can say it
01:01:17Let me take care of you
01:01:19It's the least you can do
01:01:22Fine
01:01:24You can take care of me, okay?
01:01:27And you don't have to tell me that you love me
01:01:30I know you do
01:01:34Good morning everyone
01:01:36Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay
01:01:39Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you
01:01:43I was just leaving
01:01:44You're not leaving, Jules
01:01:46We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life
01:01:51After your little sex video was released
01:01:54At first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever
01:01:59But after you saved me
01:02:02All I can say is
01:02:05Welcome to the family
01:02:09Wait
01:02:09You were supposed to give me your family ring
01:02:13That was before you left me to drown
01:02:17I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun
01:02:21Adios
01:02:23Bye, Mom
01:02:28I'll figure out a way to break you two up
01:02:31Good luck with that
01:02:33I don't need luck
01:02:35I have a really big brain
01:02:42There must be something incriminating in here
01:02:48What is this?
01:02:55Ew, what died in here?
01:02:58My manhood?
01:03:01Listen, I have something juicy for you
01:03:02Ugh, really?
01:03:06I don't like to read
01:03:08It's a contract between Jules and Noah
01:03:10They're faking their entire relationship
01:03:12So he can get that stupid Lehman internship
01:03:15That's cheating
01:03:16Oh, great, you finally figured it out
01:03:19Good boy
01:03:21I think it's time for you to cheat too
01:03:28I thought this was summer vacation
01:03:31I know, I know
01:03:33But...
01:03:34I've gotta work on my presentation for the Lehman internship
01:03:39What up, lovebirds?
01:03:42Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you...
01:03:44You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests
01:03:49Who are you?
01:03:51I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands
01:04:01Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you
01:04:03What are you doing here?
01:04:05Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup
01:04:08I'm a guy who likes to party
01:04:12The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy
01:04:15I'd like to be your friend
01:04:20I have enough friends, thanks
01:04:25Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:04:28I'm the high profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble
01:04:31And Emmett promised me lots of trouble
01:04:35The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained
01:04:40And I get bored easy
01:04:44Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now
01:04:50Interview starts now
01:04:51Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship
01:04:55Well, I'll see you in the office
01:04:57Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:04:59That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits
01:05:01Mmm?
01:05:08That's the guy you want to work for?
01:05:10He's a total clown
01:05:13Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry
01:05:17And if I work for him, my career will be made
01:05:19But don't you already have enough money?
01:05:22Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA
01:05:24I was the captain of every sports team I was on
01:05:26And I networked like a motherfucker
01:05:28I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:05:31And have my own career
01:05:33And then our sex tape got released
01:05:35And all my job prospects were completely toast
01:05:39The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation
01:05:42Jules, I need this internship
01:05:43And so do you
01:05:45Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000
01:05:51You lied to me
01:05:52No, I didn't lie to you
01:05:54I just... I just didn't tell you everything
01:05:57I'm sorry
01:06:01Everybody!
01:06:02Let's get the party started!
01:06:05Woohoo!
01:06:09Gather back
01:06:12Looks like I found my lady for the night
01:06:18I've met a lot of pretty girls
01:06:20There's something special about you
01:06:23You're so... beautiful
01:06:26Thanks!
01:06:27But I'm taken
01:06:28I'm not trying to marry you
01:06:31Noah, tell me
01:06:34Who snatched this hottie up?
01:06:36That'd be me
01:06:38You're a lucky man
01:06:39I know
01:06:44How long is he gonna be here?
01:06:47I'll protect you
01:06:49And look at here
01:06:50The happy little couple
01:06:53From soulmates to soulmates
01:07:00Emmett, Noah and I are talking
01:07:02Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:07:05Yeah, well I just wanted to congratulate the big man
01:07:08Yeah, he's finally gonna win our bet
01:07:11What bet?
01:07:14What bet?
01:07:16I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer
01:07:19I would drop out of the internship pool
01:07:21But that's not true
01:07:23Yeah, it is
01:07:24I thought Noah would pussy out if I won
01:07:26So... I recorded the whole thing
01:07:29You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass
01:07:35I don't wanna hear it
01:07:37Yeah...
01:07:38It would probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah
01:07:41Hm?
01:07:43I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:07:46I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:07:48I was nothing but a check to you
01:07:51Both of you can fuck off
01:07:57Chicks, dude
01:07:58I'm gonna kick your fucking ass
01:08:00I wouldn't wanna do that in front of our special guest
01:08:04I don't care about anybody except Jules
01:08:07You're pathetic
01:08:09Me?
01:08:10Whatever, dude
01:08:14What were you thinking?
01:08:16That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:08:19I've been waiting all day to get you alone
01:08:24You're a sexy girl
01:08:26We could have a lot of fun
01:08:27I don't have time for that shit
01:08:29Then make time!
01:08:30There's a tradition at Lehman
01:08:33The boys share their toys
01:08:36And I wanna play with you
01:08:38I don't wanna be played with
01:08:39If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:08:43The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job
01:08:46Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out
01:08:50What do I have to do?
01:08:53Let me borrow you for the night
01:08:59In your dreams, Pearl
01:09:04Mia
01:09:06You know where Jules is?
01:09:08You're still caught up on that skank?
01:09:10Maybe this outfit will change your mind
01:09:13Mia, a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you
01:09:16Get it through your head
01:09:17I wanna be with Jules
01:09:19Why do you like her so much?
01:09:21I don't like her
01:09:24I love her
01:09:27You know, I feel sorry for you
01:09:30For falling in love with such a liar
01:09:32You know she planned that sex tape, right?
01:09:34Yeah, well she said she didn't
01:09:36Found your girlfriend
01:09:48If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah the straw
01:09:51Yes, and it's the only way you'd get in
01:09:54We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom
01:09:57My company looks down on sex tapes
01:10:01Wait, now I know where I recognize you
01:10:04Damn, you were great
01:10:07Just one kiss
01:10:08That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job
01:10:18Don't play hard to get
01:10:25Get off of her
01:10:30Get off of her
01:10:32Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn
01:10:34If you don't leave her alone, I'm gonna break your fingers
01:10:37You wouldn't dare
01:10:40You little shit
01:10:41You'll never work for Lehman
01:10:43Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there
01:10:44Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:10:46Than work with any of you pervs at Lehman
01:10:50You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand
01:10:51You wanna mess with me?
01:10:53You wanna mess with me? Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:10:55And we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:10:57Who's chasing young girls around
01:10:59You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this
01:11:01Please, don't tell my wife
01:11:03Get out of my face, old man
01:11:14How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:11:17How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:11:19It wasn't what it looked like
01:11:21Don't lie to me
01:11:22I saw you kissing back
01:11:28I should be the one that's mad
01:11:30You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship
01:11:32You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:11:37Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now
01:11:40Tell him you love him
01:11:42It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole
01:11:53You're fired
01:11:55Get out of my house
01:12:09You're gone for good, bitch
01:12:14You never belonged with us
01:12:17And now, it's your turn to go
01:12:20I played you, and I won
01:12:23This has nothing to do with you
01:12:26Oh, honey
01:12:28This has everything to do with me
01:12:34I planted the camera in your room
01:12:37And then, I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:12:41And then, I uploaded it for everyone to see
01:12:48You thought you were better than me
01:12:49But I always win
01:12:52All I fucking do is win
01:13:01A miserable bitch like you will never win
01:13:11Mom, I saved the house
01:13:15It's too late
01:13:22Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out
01:13:25Someone bought it out from under us just this morning
01:13:29That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal
01:13:31You lose everything
01:13:33Oh, God
01:13:34Oh, God
01:13:45Can I help you?
01:13:47What are you doing in that uniform?
01:13:49My dad cut me off after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship
01:13:53I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so
01:14:05I have a big tip for you
01:14:08Seriously?
01:14:11Smile more
01:14:19This money feels dirty, I never want to see this check again
01:14:32Miss me?
01:14:37Miss me?
01:14:39Miss me?
01:14:45Get lost
01:14:47I deserve that
01:14:51Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:14:54And I think you'll really like it
01:14:59Is this the deed to my house?
01:15:01Yeah, this morning I bought it
01:15:05You bought my house from under us?
01:15:07Look at the name on the title
01:15:11Oh my God
01:15:13You put it under my name
01:15:15It's yours Jules
01:15:17It's all yours
01:15:19But
01:15:20I am only giving it to you under one condition
01:15:23Another condition?
01:15:25What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:15:28Sleep with your boss?
01:15:29Drug your mom?
01:15:30No
01:15:33But I would like you to meet me at the summer house
01:15:35Tonight
01:15:41At 8pm
01:15:43And I want you to wear this
01:15:56What are you doing here?
01:15:58Noah told me to come
01:16:00Really?
01:16:01Oh, how pathetic
01:16:02Noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:16:07He's proposing to you?
01:16:10When did you two get back together?
01:16:11Well, it's not official yet
01:16:13But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone
01:16:16And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing
01:16:20I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you
01:16:23Noah decided it was time to be with the best
01:16:29Mia! Jules!
01:16:30I am so happy that both of you were here
01:16:32Why did you invite me here?
01:16:34To watch you propose to Mia?
01:16:36Propose?
01:16:37Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:16:39Oh, please
01:16:40Big question
01:16:42Yeah, I do have a big question
01:16:45Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:16:50Uh...
01:16:51How did you know about that?
01:16:53Well, because I made a huge mistake
01:16:55And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight
01:16:58You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room
01:17:01Okay
01:17:02Fine
01:17:04Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet
01:17:07But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces
01:17:11What are you gonna do? Arrest me?
01:17:13Actually, that's my job
01:17:14Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn
01:17:17What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:17:20These are not what they're for! Call my dad!
01:17:22Oh, daddy!
01:17:24Bye, Mia!
01:17:27If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it
01:17:31That's not why I invited you here
01:17:36Everybody!
01:17:38What is he doing?
01:17:43I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets
01:17:49And here are my secrets
01:17:53I scream when I see spiders
01:17:55I do
01:17:56And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:17:59And I was so scared, I just left it there
01:18:03And I cannot tell my lefts from my right
01:18:05Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person
01:18:08And I have one more secret
01:18:11Jules, I am stupidly in love with you
01:18:17And I want to make it official, Jules, right here in front of everybody
01:18:21I want everyone to know what you are to me
01:18:29Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:18:31I didn't, I just don't want everyone to know our business
01:18:35Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:18:45Of course I do
01:18:47Now, let's party
01:18:48I'm the best, I ain't gotta stay much and that's a fact
01:18:51All I do is live for when living I can't keep track, huh
01:18:54I just love the stuff that made me mad out of the text, huh
01:18:57I'm too far going in my bag, I'm never-
01:18:59Let's follow the spaghetti without one, okay, weten
01:18:59Because the spaghettiÕ he is coming up in front of you
01:19:00He's coming back to me with the foot
01:19:00Sergeant Lite Fr west and Stepza
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