00:00All right, you two, we've got a new guy coming on the rig.
00:02I hear he's an ex-Navie SEAL.
00:04I heard that you were with the Navy SEALs.
00:06Navy? No, no.
00:07Easter SEAL.
00:08I volunteered.
00:10From producers Dennis Leary and Bob Fisher.
00:12Deuce and Moose, take Mr. Johnson.
00:14Why was Cash calling you guys Moose and Deuce?
00:16I'm Deuce because I'm the second black guy to work in his unit.
00:18And he's Moose because he uses too much Moose in his hair.
00:20It's a conditioning paste.
00:22Comes a new USA original comedy.
00:24I'm gay, by the way.
00:25Oh.
00:25You seem surprised.
00:27No.
00:28Yes.
00:29They're great at their job.
00:30I guess we all knew someday this call would come.
00:34I'll get the cookies, you get the milk, you call the corner.
00:36We're eating the cookies?
00:37It would be disrespectful, not to you.
00:38But not much else.
00:40Who's that?
00:40That's Teresa.
00:41Oh, what'd you do this time?
00:42I was going to ask you the same thing.
00:44No, you're drunk.
00:45How many drinks did you have?
00:47Four.
00:47Okay, I'm going to need six drinks to catch up.
00:49Be careful.
00:51Ow.
00:52Might need seven.
00:53So you don't think that two people can have sex that's just sex?
00:55No, I think two people can do it.
00:57I don't think you can do it.
00:58Oh, Seinfeld did it.
00:59Who do you think we'd be?
01:00You'd be Jerry.
01:01Of course.
01:02You'd be George.
01:03What?
01:03And I'd be Elaine.
01:05I don't get why you get to be Elaine.
01:06I'm a much better Elaine.
01:07Don't get mad at me.
01:08Just because a few harmless bugs make you scream like a little girl.
01:11Everybody's scared of something.
01:12I'm scared of little people.
01:13Zombies.
01:14Son.
01:14I'm scared of the big things.
01:16Cancer.
01:16Ben Affleck being a lousy Batman.
01:17Don't worry, man.
01:18He's going to crush you.
01:19Funny things happen.
01:20I need you to go back to my apartment.
01:22Clear the history on my computer.
01:23Freeze.
01:24Yeah, okay.
01:24When you save lives for a living.
01:26Let's just hit clear history and get the hell out of here.
01:28See?
01:29We all know where this is going.
01:31Now here comes...
01:32Oh!
01:34What is wrong?
01:35What is wrong?
01:37It's so loud!
01:38It's right!
01:39It's right!
01:39It's right!
01:39It's right!
01:40It's right!
01:42It's right!
01:49Sirens, coming in March to USA.
01:52Characters welcome.
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