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00:00:06you
00:00:06You sure about this I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never let anything happen to you
00:00:17It's showtime
00:00:21Shit
00:00:22Shit
00:00:27Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:35Oh my god, it's him! It's the master of magic! The greatest magician of all time!
00:00:41You young lady, let's see your true self. Now I'm gonna need a little help by my lovely assistant Eric
00:00:52Oh
00:00:58And now my next volunteer
00:01:02I don't care. I said shorten
00:01:06What the hell?
00:01:10Oh
00:01:11How are they doing that?
00:01:14And now for my final volunteer
00:01:20The most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23You sure about this? He's dangerous
00:01:26But I'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:27Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35And who the hell are you?
00:01:37Get these fuckers out of my way
00:01:38Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:01:53You insult me in public? You know who I am
00:01:57I can make you disappear
00:01:59Okay
00:01:59Well we won't test Barry
00:02:03So we're gonna test his hotel instead
00:02:10What do you think you're doing?
00:02:12What do you think you're doing?
00:02:12We're gonna make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:28The police are already on their way to arrest you
00:02:30No
00:02:32Kill him!
00:02:37And now for my final trick
00:03:02What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04Get him!
00:03:36Get him!
00:03:57Eric! No!
00:04:01Relax little brother
00:04:02Would never let anything happen to you
00:04:05Eric!
00:04:06This is all my fault
00:04:08God!
00:04:09I need you to do something for me
00:04:11What?
00:04:13I need you to find me
00:04:14Girl we grew up with in the orphanage
00:04:16She's working in magic
00:04:21Help her
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there
00:04:30You're gonna be okay
00:04:33You're gonna be okay
00:04:35Eric
00:04:40Eric
00:04:40Eric
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed
00:04:50If I can't protect my family
00:04:54I'm not worthy of this
00:04:57I'll find Bri
00:04:59And help her
00:05:02But not as the master of magic
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:18Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:32I don't know
00:05:32But if it's a hit
00:05:34I can finally buy the orphanage
00:05:35I grew up in
00:05:37Before it's destroyed
00:05:40Alright, well
00:05:41See ya
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri
00:05:49And she still doesn't recognize me
00:05:53Alright, darling, you know the deal
00:05:54There it is
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen, follow the dream
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart, what do you say?
00:06:01This one
00:06:03That's the queen of hearts for sure
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too
00:06:05But hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that
00:06:08Oh
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll
00:06:12But, you know, we still gotta come with the payment
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19I'm sorry, I was sure that I had cash on you
00:06:26Looks like trouble
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch
00:06:29You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here
00:06:38Hey, give it back
00:06:39Hey
00:06:39That's important to me
00:06:40Oh, is it? Really? Yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those
00:06:46Cute little clothes you got on
00:06:47What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this
00:06:49Let's go
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting
00:06:53I'm not doing that
00:06:54You're not doing that
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:00What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got
00:07:04Pick her
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:14Why don't you let me try
00:07:17Here's the deal
00:07:19I win
00:07:19She gets her bracelet back
00:07:22You win
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar
00:07:28It's priceless
00:07:29Daniel, you should just go
00:07:31These guys are dangerous
00:07:33I got this
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty
00:07:39You got it, hotshot
00:07:41Let's play
00:07:43You know the deal
00:07:44Follow the queen
00:07:45You get the win
00:07:46You pick the ten of spades
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then
00:07:53You pick
00:07:55You pick
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:58What a loser
00:07:59Should've kept walking, bro
00:08:00Instead of trying being a hero
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:05Absolutely
00:08:06You got it
00:08:24Damn, he got it
00:08:26That's impossible
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are
00:08:35This bracelet
00:08:37Is mine
00:08:38Well then
00:08:40Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief
00:08:53Were you
00:08:55Looking for this?
00:08:56What the?
00:08:56Why don't you scram
00:08:57Before I take everything else you've got
00:09:00Hey, man
00:09:01It's all good
00:09:02I was just messing around
00:09:11Three-card Monty
00:09:13That's always a scam
00:09:14I know
00:09:14I know
00:09:15I just
00:09:17I thought I could crack it
00:09:19But I was screwed
00:09:21Until you came along
00:09:25This bracelet
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and
00:09:36Well, he...
00:09:37He died
00:09:39That's all I have left of him
00:09:45Have a good night, Green
00:09:47Hey, wait
00:09:48You just saved me
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner
00:09:58Nice for dinner
00:09:58That was amazing
00:10:01Uh...
00:10:01I should probably get going
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07Uh...
00:10:08I guess I must have picked it up backstage
00:10:10Bullshit
00:10:11You have training
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just light a hand
00:10:20What? You're great
00:10:26You know...
00:10:28Your hand saved me today
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me
00:10:37They, uh...
00:10:38Say you're welcome
00:10:52Ray
00:10:59Do you wanna see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not...
00:11:21Who do you think I am?
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard whose cockiness killed Eric
00:11:33I think
00:11:34I think it's better if I left
00:11:59Hey!
00:12:00Dropboard!
00:12:02What did I tell you?
00:12:04I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff
00:12:06Well, I'm the prop assistant
00:12:08Just doing my job
00:12:09No, your job
00:12:10Is to clean up
00:12:12Dove shit
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:14This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician
00:12:19Correct me if I'm wrong
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician
00:12:30Are you?
00:12:32No, not
00:12:35Not since I was 12
00:12:36After becoming the world's first seven-star magician
00:12:39The society of magicians gave up trying to rank me
00:12:41Damn right you're not
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy
00:12:51And to be in the same room as us real magicians
00:12:58Okay
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing?
00:13:05Let's just put them away
00:13:07Listen fool
00:13:07This is my gold Zephyr deck
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck
00:13:13Actually I prefer the platinum deck
00:13:15Well if they're so priceless
00:13:17Maybe you should put them away properly
00:13:19Instead of throwing them on the table like they're just some $2 deck from the gas station
00:13:22Oh you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:25You're fired
00:13:29If I lose this job
00:13:30I won't be able to watch over Brie
00:13:33I need you to find Brie
00:13:35Halper
00:13:37Yeah, look, I'm sorry
00:13:38No, it's too late for that now
00:13:39Because here comes Mr. Kensington
00:13:50Hello Mr. Kensington
00:13:52You're looking better, sir
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show
00:13:58But let this be a reminder
00:14:00What we do is dangerous
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about
00:14:06I've had to fire the prop boy over here
00:14:08What? Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky
00:14:10He's a liability
00:14:11No matter how hot you think he is
00:14:14I never said that
00:14:15Mr. Kensington
00:14:17Daniel has been nothing but a professional since he's worked here
00:14:20Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck
00:14:23Daniel, is this true?
00:14:26Of course not
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe? A common worker?
00:14:30Or a three-star magician?
00:14:32Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills
00:14:35He would never damage a deck
00:14:38Show them
00:14:38Show them what you can do
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel, let's see it
00:14:47Show us what you got
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what, if you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit
00:14:54Without damaging it, in 15 seconds
00:14:58You can keep your job
00:14:5915 seconds, that's impossible
00:15:01I don't even know if the master of magic could have done it that quick
00:15:04But, if you can't
00:15:06I demand, as a three-star magician
00:15:10That you fire him
00:15:12Samuel, this isn't fair
00:15:14I know, but
00:15:16While I disagree with it
00:15:18Xander has the right to challenge Daniel
00:15:20But, sir, he...
00:15:21Bree, it's okay
00:15:2515 seconds
00:15:26Yeah
00:15:28You're on
00:15:37The idiot, he's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to
00:15:45Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section
00:15:49Now, if I win
00:15:50You're all gonna have to start treating Bree with more respect around here
00:15:53It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show
00:15:56Bree, look at that
00:15:58Got a knight in shining coveralls
00:16:02Fine, deal
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway
00:16:0515 seconds
00:16:07Here
00:16:08We
00:16:10Go
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself
00:16:1910 seconds
00:16:24Oh, wow
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues
00:16:28You said he was good
00:16:29I thought he would at least try
00:16:32Getting security on the phone to escort you out in
00:16:355
00:16:374
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00:17:003
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00:17:035
00:17:045
00:17:045
00:17:09How did you do that?
00:17:10There's no way
00:17:11I don't think I've ever seen anything like this
00:17:13Nobody but the Master of Magic could have done this
00:17:19No!
00:17:20No, no, no, you
00:17:20You clearly switched out the deck while Bree was distracting us
00:17:23I knew it
00:17:25Yeah, of course
00:17:25Just some amateur trying something stupid
00:17:27Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack
00:17:31Now
00:17:32It's got a show to print
00:17:36Sophie, Eugene, stop gobbling out those cards and let's get to work
00:17:39Come on!
00:17:43Samuel, you believe he really did it, right?
00:17:45I don't know what to believe
00:17:49Well, come on
00:17:50The show opens in a few days
00:17:52We need to print
00:17:53Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping
00:18:06This is not gonna be a show
00:18:09Who is this?
00:18:11It's Richard Kim
00:18:12He produces every other magic show in town
00:18:15Samuel hates him
00:18:16Richard, get the hell out of my theater
00:18:20Your theater?
00:18:22Oh, no, no, my little friend
00:18:23This is now my theater
00:18:25What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:28I have a three-year lease with the owner
00:18:31Which as of this morning is me
00:18:33I bought the theater
00:18:35Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies
00:18:39Have one hour to get the hell out
00:18:44You can't just buy the theater
00:18:46I'm the biggest show in town
00:18:48Used to be
00:18:49You're past your prime
00:18:51My new show will triple your numbers
00:18:54The contract can't be canceled
00:18:55I'll lose everything
00:18:57If Brie loses this show
00:18:59The orphanage that I grew up in
00:19:00That saved my life as a child
00:19:02Will be destroyed
00:19:04Hey, we still have a contract
00:19:05You can't just kick us out
00:19:06Hey, hey, hey, doll face
00:19:08How about you focus on looking sexy
00:19:10While being cut in half
00:19:11And let the adults talk
00:19:13I'm this show's producer
00:19:15And if you cancel the show
00:19:16I'll sue you into oblivion
00:19:18Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater
00:19:21I'll give you a chance
00:19:23A head-to-head magical competition
00:19:26Your old man and his team wins
00:19:28You keep your contract
00:19:29My team wins, your contract is terminated
00:19:32Then you go back to doing birthday parties
00:19:35For eight-year-olds
00:19:38Deal
00:19:40Mr. Kingsington will wipe the floor
00:19:42With whoever you put him up against
00:19:44Great, the competition will be tonight
00:19:47Tonight?
00:19:48But his cast doesn't come off for another week
00:19:49Not my problem
00:19:51Hope you have a good backup team
00:19:53Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
00:19:59Ladies and gentlemen
00:20:00Are you ready for the epic
00:20:02No-hold barred, battle
00:20:04To see who will get this theater
00:20:06And who will be thrown out
00:20:07Into the street
00:20:11Don't worry
00:20:12We have an ace for first thing
00:20:15Daniel
00:20:16You gotta be kidding.
00:20:17You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:20:20His best trick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear.
00:20:24It's all or nothing for us.
00:20:25All right, Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:20:28He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:20:31Yeah, no problem.
00:20:32I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:20:35And now, the challengers.
00:20:38Richard Kin's latest sensation, Matt Von Dier.
00:20:55Oh, no.
00:20:57Oh, God, no.
00:20:59What?
00:21:00How did he get Matt Von Buren?
00:21:05He's the youngest magician to have five stars.
00:21:09He's one of the best in the world.
00:21:14That guy?
00:21:16Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass.
00:21:17Yeah, bring him on.
00:21:19Now, for the first act, or should I say miracle, before each magician is a glass of water,
00:21:27the magicians must turn their water into wine in a way that our top judges can't figure out.
00:21:34The magician to stump the most judges wins.
00:21:38Matt Von Buren won the Grand Prix for Close-Up Magic last year.
00:21:42This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:21:43He's way beyond Xavier's League.
00:21:47We're gonna lose.
00:21:54Maybe not.
00:21:56Showtime.
00:22:01Xavier!
00:22:05Xavier!
00:22:07Not you.
00:22:08What?
00:22:19You should go out this round.
00:22:23What?
00:22:24He...
00:22:24He's not even a magician.
00:22:26He's just the guy that cleans up deaf shit.
00:22:28Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us.
00:22:30Yeah.
00:22:30Look, girl, I know you have a little crush on the prop.
00:22:32My boy, but leave this to the real magician.
00:22:34Samuel, you can't seriously be considering this.
00:22:37I mean, that guy is gonna piss himself out there.
00:22:39And the magician from the Kensington team.
00:22:51Maybe he's just the prop assistant.
00:22:54But I need a Hail Mary right now.
00:22:57Daniel.
00:23:05Oh, my God.
00:23:07You're prop boy.
00:23:08You're really gonna put up the help against someone like Matt Van Buren.
00:23:12Don't worry, kid.
00:23:13This will be over real quick.
00:23:15And then you can run back to the shadows where you belong.
00:23:18It's a shame, though, because Matt's just my warm-up act.
00:23:21You'll get beat so bad, you'll never see my big showstopper.
00:23:25Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:23:27He's one of the best in the world.
00:23:29They say he might even get a six-star soon.
00:23:31There hasn't been a new six-star magician in over a decade.
00:23:34No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing.
00:23:36Okay, he knows he doesn't have a chance, so he's already looking for excuses.
00:23:39When he loses, he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try.
00:23:43Boss, this guy is a hack.
00:23:46He's gonna make a fool out of all of us.
00:23:48It's a two-out-of-three competition.
00:23:50We need to judge their strength.
00:23:52Oh, I get it.
00:23:54You see, Samuel's sending Daniel out to get slaughtered.
00:23:57And then I come in and save the day.
00:23:59Where's that?
00:24:00He actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician.
00:24:06And you are...
00:24:08Daniel.
00:24:09Just Daniel.
00:24:11Nice coveralls, Daniel.
00:24:14I give my servants the same ones.
00:24:16Enjoy your moment, just Daniel.
00:24:18This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for.
00:24:21I can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician.
00:24:24He's trying to be embarrassed.
00:24:26Sad.
00:24:27That he really thought that he could hang with the pros.
00:24:29No.
00:24:30You're sure about this?
00:24:32Just trust me.
00:24:37Don't feel too bad.
00:24:38You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:24:42Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:24:44I was born ready.
00:24:46What about you, buddy?
00:24:47You look a little nervous.
00:24:49Maybe you should be.
00:24:53Because I'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you.
00:24:59God.
00:25:00He's frozen with fear.
00:25:02Come on, Daniel.
00:25:04Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:06Daniel, are you okay?
00:25:09Absolutely.
00:25:10Oh, my God.
00:25:11What a shit show.
00:25:13He's not even prepping it.
00:25:14Hey, newbie.
00:25:15This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion.
00:25:19I'm good.
00:25:22No.
00:25:23I'm good.
00:25:25That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet and you have what?
00:25:30Cover alls covered in dirt and dove shit.
00:25:33Tell you what, it's not too soon to back out.
00:25:36If you do, I'll give you the honor of having my autograph.
00:25:40Are you ready?
00:25:41Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:25:43No, I don't need more time for this trick.
00:25:49Then first up is Matt Von Buren.
00:25:53Pay attention.
00:25:54This is where you learn to respect your betters.
00:26:10He's finished!
00:26:12Yeah!
00:26:14Way to start the show.
00:26:17That was seamless.
00:26:19Unbelievable.
00:26:20Even I don't know how he did that.
00:26:22There's no way Daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as Matt's.
00:26:29What do you think, judges?
00:26:31Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:26:33I have no idea how that was done.
00:26:36If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a miracle.
00:26:38I'm stumped.
00:26:39Well done.
00:26:40You're three for three.
00:26:41All right, man.
00:26:43You have stumped our judges.
00:26:47Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:26:50Anyone?
00:26:55You have something to say, prop boy.
00:26:58I mean, your trick wasn't bad.
00:26:59I just know exactly how you did it.
00:27:08Sure you do.
00:27:10Please, enlighten us.
00:27:12Tell us all how I did my trick.
00:27:15All in good time.
00:27:16Idiot.
00:27:17Everybody knows that he's lying.
00:27:18Pathetic.
00:27:19Daniel?
00:27:20You're up.
00:27:30What's he doing?
00:27:32He's making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:33Hey there.
00:27:34Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright.
00:27:38This is what happens when you don't respect the craft.
00:27:41You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:44I think he can do it.
00:27:45It doesn't matter what you think, okay?
00:27:48You're not one of us.
00:27:50You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn.
00:27:53If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:28:05Looks like you're having some trouble.
00:28:07Here.
00:28:08Why don't you let me help you?
00:28:12Ooh, magic!
00:28:15Switch it now, prop boy.
00:28:18You need to end this.
00:28:20Now!
00:28:22You're...
00:28:25You're right.
00:28:29I swore off my old life.
00:28:40But I can't keep running forever.
00:28:47Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:28:55Now, but first, I'm going to need some help.
00:28:59Bree, could you come here?
00:29:07What is he doing?
00:29:09You gotta be kidding me.
00:29:10This is just sad.
00:29:14Oh.
00:29:17Ah.
00:29:18That's so...
00:29:21You all know magic is an illusion.
00:29:24But still, you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:29:29you can never explain it in a million years.
00:29:32Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:34See, every day you experience your reality through your senses.
00:29:38But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:29:46Wouldn't your reality, then, just be an illusion?
00:29:52Don't blink.
00:29:54You'll miss it.
00:30:09That's it?
00:30:11Nothing happened.
00:30:12You're supposed to change the water into wine.
00:30:15Hey, Mr. Kensington.
00:30:16I told you, you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place.
00:30:20You should have respected my ranking.
00:30:21No.
00:30:22I think there's something else going on.
00:30:25Now, I apologize, ladies and gentlemen.
00:30:27I can't seem to complete my transformation.
00:30:30I knew it!
00:30:31This theater is mine!
00:30:33Without one final piece of equipment, which would be coming right about now.
00:30:51What's he doing?
00:30:52It's a cake knife?
00:30:55He's going to shatter that glass all over the floor!
00:31:03How?
00:31:13Unbelievable.
00:31:14That's amazing.
00:31:23Whoa, that is fast.
00:31:25There you go.
00:31:26Great.
00:31:27My judges.
00:31:29My judge, man.
00:31:30Incredible.
00:31:34Cake.
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:31:38Really good.
00:31:39I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:31:41The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic.
00:31:47Manuel?
00:31:54How is this possible?
00:32:02Now for the critical moment.
00:32:04Judges, what do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea.
00:32:08Not a clue.
00:32:09Come on.
00:32:10And you, Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely stumped.
00:32:16Well, in the case of a tie, we turn back to the magicians themselves.
00:32:21Daniel?
00:32:22You said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick.
00:32:25Tell us.
00:32:26Yeah.
00:32:27Tell us.
00:32:30He dropped in edible iron filaments.
00:32:34Then, a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron, ionizing it.
00:32:39Turning the water red and giving it the earthy flavors of a wine.
00:32:46That's correct.
00:32:50Amazing!
00:32:51And Matthew?
00:32:52How did Daniel do his trick?
00:33:00I don't know.
00:33:02And with that, Daniel wins our first round.
00:33:11I didn't know you did it.
00:33:14You have your help.
00:33:18I need a knife.
00:33:20Let's give him cake.
00:33:23Well done, young man.
00:33:26The only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic.
00:33:35No!
00:33:36No!
00:33:36He didn't transform anything!
00:33:38He didn't even teleport!
00:33:39He must have cheated.
00:33:41There's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill!
00:33:44Exactly!
00:33:45Okay, he probably blackmailed the judges or something.
00:33:49Okay.
00:33:50How could you let him beat you?
00:33:51You embarrassed us with your performance.
00:33:53How was I supposed to know who was going to do that with the cop and teleport to the judges?
00:33:56Who is that guy?
00:34:02It doesn't matter.
00:34:03Get out of my face.
00:34:04It's time for the real magicians to get to work.
00:34:07You think you've won?
00:34:11You haven't won shit!
00:34:13It's time to bring out my A-team.
00:34:17I am so sorry.
00:34:20Kate...
00:34:21Kate Barlow!
00:34:29Miss Barlow.
00:34:31Thank you for joining us.
00:34:33That's...
00:34:34That's Kate Barlow.
00:34:35She's the FISM world champion in parlor magic.
00:34:38And an actual six-star magician.
00:34:41All right.
00:34:42Who's ready for the headliner?
00:34:47Second round is quick change magic.
00:34:48That's Sophie's specialty.
00:34:50You had your little fun in the first round,
00:34:52but now watch an axle prep.
00:34:55A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:34:57or cause some fake amateur distractions.
00:35:00A real magician doesn't need you
00:35:02because she has hard-earned skills.
00:35:05Now.
00:35:07Yeah!
00:35:08Get him, Sophie.
00:35:10Always nice to see a fellow female on stage.
00:35:12Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:35:14Oh, you think so?
00:35:16Your rank is impressive, but it doesn't scare me.
00:35:19Oh, you think I brought in Miss Barlow just for her rank?
00:35:23You didn't?
00:35:25I brought in Kate Barlow
00:35:26because she was the protege of the master of magic.
00:35:32He taught me everything he knows.
00:35:35Funny.
00:35:35I don't remember training her.
00:35:38You were trained by the master of magic?
00:35:41Oh, she wasn't just trained by him.
00:35:43He realized that she was better than him.
00:35:46That's why he disappeared.
00:35:48That can't be true, right?
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare make a claim like that if it wasn't true.
00:35:54So what you're saying is that we have to compete
00:35:56against somebody who's better than the master of magic?
00:35:59Oh, so what?
00:36:00I'll still destroy you.
00:36:01Sophie, shut up.
00:36:04Miss Barlow, it is an honor to compete
00:36:08with a magician of your caliber.
00:36:12I wish I could say the same,
00:36:14but honestly, it's an insult you're even trying to compete.
00:36:19So why are you here?
00:36:21To shatter my teacher's old records
00:36:24and publicly declare myself the new master of magic.
00:36:33Ladies and gentlemen,
00:36:35this next act is even harder than our first.
00:36:38It is all about quick change magic,
00:36:41transforming outfits as many times as possible
00:36:43in 30 seconds.
00:36:45The world record is 17 changes
00:36:48held by the master of magic.
00:36:56Do you think you can beat that?
00:36:58That's a change every two seconds.
00:37:00There's no way you can beat that.
00:37:01I could beat that in my sleep.
00:37:07Hell, there's not a magic technique in the world
00:37:09that would make that trick possible.
00:37:10Only the master of magic would be able to do that.
00:37:13I know every one of his secrets.
00:37:16Are you saying you're going to break
00:37:17the master of magic's record?
00:37:20Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:37:25Then start the music.
00:37:38One, two, three, three, standard.
00:37:43Oh my gosh, her pace.
00:37:45How is she doing?
00:37:48She about to break the record?
00:37:49You're about to break the record?
00:37:50Oh my God.
00:37:52This is unreal.
00:37:54This is history.
00:37:57That is 18 changes.
00:37:59Ladies and gentlemen,
00:38:00we have a new world record
00:38:02and possibly a new master of magic.
00:38:06I can't believe she just did that.
00:38:08I've never seen anything like it.
00:38:10The concentration.
00:38:11The skill needed to do something like that.
00:38:14She had to learn it from the master of magic.
00:38:17I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes.
00:38:20For a second there,
00:38:21I thought she'd actually figure out my technique.
00:38:23But no,
00:38:24she's a fraud like the rest.
00:38:26Sophie,
00:38:27you can beat that, right?
00:38:29I can only manage nine or ten changes,
00:38:31but not 18.
00:38:42No one can do that.
00:38:44We should just give up.
00:38:46Come on, Sophie.
00:38:47There has to be some chance.
00:38:48Okay,
00:38:48you don't know what you're talking about.
00:38:50I can't do that.
00:38:52No one can do that.
00:38:54You're just some dumb girl with money
00:38:55who tried to get into magic,
00:38:56but you don't know anything about magic.
00:38:59Okay,
00:38:59you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake.
00:39:01Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:03Or can I get ready for my first photo shoot
00:39:06as the new master of magic?
00:39:10Come on.
00:39:10One of you at least has to try.
00:39:13I can't lose this contract.
00:39:14I have children that are my responsibility
00:39:16and they will starve.
00:39:18Sophie?
00:39:20Eugene?
00:39:22Xavier?
00:39:23If I had my hand,
00:39:25I would try,
00:39:26but I don't even think I would stand a chance.
00:39:29Well, well.
00:39:31Looks like I won.
00:39:33Sir,
00:39:34are you hiring?
00:39:37Really?
00:39:38You're going to betray your boss
00:39:39right in front of him.
00:39:40Might as well.
00:39:41We can't go down
00:39:42with a sinking ship of losers.
00:39:44Sorry, Samuel.
00:39:45You should not put your faith
00:39:46in a stupid girl
00:39:47who doesn't understand
00:39:47the first thing about magic.
00:39:49It's over.
00:39:50The theater is mine!
00:39:53I failed them.
00:39:55I failed the orphanage.
00:39:59Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:40:02Hey, watch.
00:40:03Where are you going?
00:40:06What is he doing?
00:40:10We still have a shot.
00:40:12I'm going to take it.
00:40:13Daniel, stop.
00:40:14You can't just go out there
00:40:15and embarrass yourself.
00:40:16I won't let you.
00:40:16Bree.
00:40:17Do you trust me?
00:40:22And with the Kensington team
00:40:24giving up,
00:40:24the winners are...
00:40:26Wait.
00:40:30The Kensington team
00:40:31sold us to do
00:40:31their quick change act.
00:40:34That's adorable.
00:40:36Do you even know
00:40:37what a quick change act is,
00:40:38prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage.
00:40:41Really, Samuel?
00:40:42You're sending out
00:40:43the help again?
00:40:44This loser has no chance
00:40:46of beating Kate.
00:40:46Sir, we tried to warn him,
00:40:48but Samuel just wouldn't listen.
00:40:50This worker conned him
00:40:52just like he conned the judges
00:40:53in the last round.
00:40:54Hey, that's not true.
00:40:55The only reason why
00:40:56he's here is because
00:40:57Bree has a little crush on him.
00:40:58That's enough.
00:40:59Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:01The producer's amateur boyfriend
00:41:03is trying to save the show.
00:41:05That's really cute.
00:41:06I said that's enough.
00:41:08Daniel, are you ready?
00:41:12Your time starts...
00:41:16now.
00:41:27We're waiting.
00:41:29Look at all these quick changes.
00:41:31He's going so fast,
00:41:32I can't keep track of them.
00:41:34What's he doing?
00:41:35What's he doing?
00:41:35What's he doing?
00:41:35Does he even do his magic?
00:41:37Hey, honey.
00:41:38It doesn't look like magic's your thing,
00:41:41but I'm always hiring boys
00:41:42to do my laundry.
00:41:44What are you doing, boy?
00:41:46Just trust him.
00:41:48He has it under control.
00:41:49Are you kidding me?
00:41:50If he has it under control,
00:41:52I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:41:54Hey, Bree,
00:41:55you might want to turn around
00:41:56for this one, okay?
00:41:57Your boyfriend is about
00:41:58to reveal himself
00:41:59for the fraud
00:42:00that he truly is.
00:42:01Okay, seriously,
00:42:02get off the stage.
00:42:03You look like a fucking ass.
00:42:06Yo, buddy,
00:42:06you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:07Knock it off.
00:42:09Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:11Are you happy?
00:42:12You've embarrassed yourself
00:42:13and wasted my precious time.
00:42:21Time.
00:42:22Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:25See, we always complain
00:42:26that time goes by too fast,
00:42:28but in moments like these,
00:42:30it's like time stands still.
00:42:36Your technique wasn't bad.
00:42:38It just wasn't
00:42:39the master of magic's technique.
00:42:44This is.
00:42:47What's he gonna do?
00:42:48Let's find out.
00:42:54Don't blink.
00:43:04Congratulations.
00:43:05One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:07I win.
00:43:08But you can't call that a competition.
00:43:10What a waste of time.
00:43:12Sophie at least
00:43:12would have had a chance.
00:43:13Well, I think we know
00:43:14who won this contest.
00:43:17Are you sure about that?
00:43:18What?
00:43:20What?
00:43:21Oh, my God.
00:43:22Oh, my God.
00:43:23It's red.
00:43:23Oh, my God.
00:43:25What?
00:43:27What the?
00:43:28What the fuck?
00:43:30What the fuck?
00:43:36How did he do that?
00:43:4077.
00:43:4278.
00:43:51Ladies and gentlemen,
00:43:52we have 78 changes.
00:43:55I can't believe it.
00:43:56It's not possible.
00:43:57It's impossible.
00:44:00It's impossible for mere mortals,
00:44:03but not for the master of magic.
00:44:05Wait.
00:44:07Is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11The misdirect you used.
00:44:14Showmanship.
00:44:15The transformation on a massive scale.
00:44:19Ladies and gentlemen,
00:44:20you have just witnessed the return of a legend.
00:44:22Because this man is the master of magic.
00:44:26Oh, my God.
00:44:29Oh, my God.
00:44:32I knew it.
00:44:34I knew it.
00:44:35Oh, God.
00:44:39I just made an axe of myself
00:44:41in front of the real master of magic.
00:44:45With that question,
00:44:46I believe I speak for all three judges
00:44:48to declare that Daniel
00:44:50is the winner of this competition.
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen,
00:44:53you heard it.
00:44:54Daniel wins the competition.
00:44:56Woo!
00:44:58Daniel!
00:44:59Daniel!
00:45:00Daniel!
00:45:01Daniel!
00:45:02Daniel!
00:45:04Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:06Daniel!
00:45:07Please, please forgive me.
00:45:08I was just so inspired by your example growing up
00:45:11that I feel as if you've been with me
00:45:12every step of the way.
00:45:14How dare you lie to me?
00:45:15You swore to me you learned everything from him.
00:45:17You're nothing but a fraud.
00:45:19Get out of here!
00:45:24I spent the last six years looking for you.
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope
00:45:28I'd ever find the master of magic.
00:45:31Because I know that before,
00:45:32you were the master of magic.
00:45:34You were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:40Tonight,
00:45:41the Diamond Nebula Casino
00:45:43will have its biggest influx of cash
00:45:44in over a year.
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it.
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:45:52You'd make more in one night
00:45:53than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:45:56Here.
00:45:58A down payment
00:45:59to show you I'm serious.
00:46:01So what do you say?
00:46:03Ready to make some real money?
00:46:07I won both rounds of the competition, didn't I?
00:46:10Well, yes.
00:46:13Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater.
00:46:15That was the deal.
00:46:17Right.
00:46:18Of course.
00:46:19But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:22What do I think of your offer?
00:46:30Now, why don't you get out of here
00:46:32before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:33Yeah!
00:46:37That was so good!
00:46:42Wow!
00:46:43Everybody, give it up for the master of magic!
00:46:47Wow!
00:46:50You know, Daniel,
00:46:51when I first saw you,
00:46:53I knew that you were special.
00:46:55Yeah, of course.
00:46:56I mean, even an idiot could see
00:46:58that he was the master of magic.
00:47:00And honestly,
00:47:02I just feel
00:47:03so honored
00:47:04to be standing in the same room as you
00:47:06right now.
00:47:08Wow!
00:47:10You guys are acting like you had his back
00:47:12this whole time.
00:47:12After all the abuse
00:47:14you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:15Oh, no, we were just joking!
00:47:18Right?
00:47:19Guys?
00:47:21You're gonna stay with us.
00:47:23Right, Daniel?
00:47:24Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us.
00:47:26We're just, you know,
00:47:28showing him some love.
00:47:29Yeah!
00:47:30The three of you,
00:47:31your actions were a disgrace.
00:47:34Disrespecting the greatest
00:47:35magician of all time.
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide
00:47:40what your punishment is.
00:47:42Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a very strong word.
00:47:44No, we don't.
00:47:44I don't like that, you know.
00:47:48I do think
00:47:50maybe a little public humiliation
00:47:53will do you three some good.
00:48:01I know, I see it!
00:48:02That's the most embarrassing thing
00:48:04I've ever seen!
00:48:05Disgusting!
00:48:06What in the future?
00:48:08Go, just go!
00:48:09We have to go here!
00:48:14So, you're really him.
00:48:18Master of magic.
00:48:20I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you.
00:48:25If, um, if you want to stay,
00:48:28I'd gladly open for you
00:48:29and give you the marquee performance.
00:48:32But, uh, whether you stay or leave,
00:48:35it's, well, it's completely
00:48:37your decision.
00:48:39So, what do you say?
00:48:43If you knew how I'd let Eric die,
00:48:45you'd hate me.
00:48:48I'm at the Master of Magic.
00:48:51That may be true,
00:48:53but nobody else
00:48:55could ever do
00:48:56what you did up here.
00:49:10That bracelet.
00:49:14Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:27Hey.
00:49:29All this time,
00:49:30and I didn't recognize you.
00:49:32Daniel Angier.
00:49:33But you're still the same.
00:49:35The older brother
00:49:36looking out for the smaller kid.
00:49:38Anytime Eric got hurt,
00:49:39he'd come running.
00:49:42What mattered the most,
00:49:44or I let him down.
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing.
00:49:53And he was so proud of you.
00:49:55The only time you let him down
00:49:57was when you stopped being the Master of Magic.
00:50:00What?
00:50:01Eric believed in you
00:50:04and your gifts.
00:50:05Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:50:08You're still the Master of Magic.
00:50:11You just have to claim it.
00:50:19Where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel!
00:50:21Daniel, we want an interview!
00:50:23In here.
00:50:34I could have sworn you went this way.
00:50:35You just have to be here somewhere.
00:50:45You're friends.
00:50:47Ah, well, that sounds awful.
00:50:49God damn.
00:50:56Oh, yeah.
00:51:01Oh, yeah.
00:51:02Oh, yeah.
00:51:17Oh, yeah.
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:33Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:56This looks way worse than the one when we were kids.
00:51:59Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:16What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:19Good business.
00:52:20That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:36Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it and funnel it into my
00:52:54casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56Nah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't.
00:53:02Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm going to get it.
00:53:16I'm going to get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22Who are going to tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:27But you can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:53:34Are we going to lose our home?
00:53:35Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay in my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:52Let's go.
00:53:53Pay your once millions for this place.
00:53:57I mean, how am I going to get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah?
00:54:07Where are you going to get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:15I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm going to rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm going to pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:54:55Lily, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:08And Evita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:18Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:30So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:39I'm just what you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit, and then snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of blizzers would be big enough.
00:55:58Ladies, please, let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:23Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:25He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31Is nobody here?
00:56:33Maybe he could be our phone guy.
00:56:35Mmm, I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in all of his hands.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in.
00:56:40We could double cross him easy.
00:56:44All right.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:46And we'll even let you in all of the cash.
00:56:50But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:03You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of his heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:14First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15And you got that.
00:57:16A key.
00:57:17A key.
00:57:18And then, my own two writing system.
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:25You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:41This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a haste?
00:57:50Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink with water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow a spell.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:03Jesus Christ.
00:58:03I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:08Here, let me just, let me help you.
00:58:09Just wipe.
00:58:10No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:13Yeah, garbage.
00:58:15He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's a terrible failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:30Like the sad thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:54Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:02How?
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:12No one is that girl.
00:59:14He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:18He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21He is clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:23We wouldn't want a double-classy bra.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:28All right, we'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:36Deal.
00:59:38Okay, let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:45All six Slovakian mercenaries sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:55It's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards, they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops.
01:00:18And that perfume that she just sprayed on has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch your professional work.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:38Watch your sway.
01:00:42It is already starting to hurt.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59Because she took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before then, the hypnotic monocle.
01:01:05So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself in three, two...
01:01:13Oh my god.
01:01:14Can you smell that?
01:01:15Oh my god.
01:01:22I got the disease.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:28Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on Dimit.
01:01:36It's fine.
01:01:37I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And that stupid captain means I will try again and it will work.
01:01:42They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new destruction now.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to distract the guards, they will catch him.
01:01:53We'll kill two guards with gunstone.
01:01:57You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:01These vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:07He'll get arrested and that will be the big distraction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:28Maybe he's leaving, realizing it was too hard for him.
01:02:34Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:38My priceless, one-of-a-kind, two-faced trick coin.
01:02:41It's hard to let go.
01:02:42I'd like to save the orphans.
01:02:45I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using Zindu slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:50How is this going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough to be a foul guard.
01:03:00My perfume is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No, babe.
01:03:06I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then, we will cut.
01:03:22No way.
01:03:27Oh, my gosh.
01:03:28Amazing on your first try.
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:32How did he do that?
01:03:33Oh, my goodness.
01:03:34He probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:49The slot machines are paying off.
01:03:59Count 11.
01:04:00All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:03That's impossible.
01:04:04Why didn't Sam Hill just have it?
01:04:05Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:07Ladies,
01:04:08are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginners.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall,
01:04:19he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into six years ago
01:04:33to steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in without us.
01:04:39Don't think I want that little smokey here
01:04:41to take a piece out of you
01:04:42if you try to double-cross us.
01:04:44Did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:50What blazes? How did that happen?
01:04:58You were going to pay for that.
01:05:00Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:08We're too good.
01:05:09We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic to exclude you in our league.
01:05:14Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It is time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:05:27She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London,
01:05:29the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one week.
01:05:32Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:34Just as I thought.
01:05:36Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:40No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah, me.
01:05:45Fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago.
01:05:52Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03One down, three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:11False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:15Meep, meep, meep.
01:06:16Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:20We don't have a minute.
01:06:21How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:24Somebody shuts me off.
01:06:26Well, I'm just saying you've taught us before, so no problem.
01:06:31Stop bothering her with your questions and just standing in the corner like a good little boy.
01:06:34Five, four, three, two, three, two, one.
01:06:45Intruder alert canceled.
01:06:53You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:01Uh, give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:05Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:09You don't really think you can be fester than me.
01:07:11I am the one who cracked the safe, not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alisa, you got this.
01:07:18No, she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:21She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:24You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:07:32Hmm, got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:37Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:46It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53I'm fine, idiot.
01:07:54I've almost found it.
01:07:55Alisa.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him
01:08:04and then say that we stopped him from robbing the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up what I already started.
01:08:14Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:23What the hell are you doing?
01:08:25Is this idiot trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if you'd stop talking and listen,
01:08:33you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel, we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up.
01:08:41Tickle him.
01:08:41Tickle him.
01:08:45Now for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00Oh, the hell impossible.
01:09:02Who are you?
01:09:05Ladies, I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20Damn.
01:09:22There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:26I am finally going to buy the mention of the KISPNC.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:48You think you are so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:56We played you the entire time.
01:09:58And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:02They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:05Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:08All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:14You were just our fault guy.
01:10:15That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:28Whoa.
01:10:29This is more than I even thought.
01:10:32Barry is so paranoid he put all his valuables in here.
01:10:36Come on, ladies.
01:10:36We can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:46He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy.
01:10:53But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that next time.
01:11:00Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:03Who?
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:08You know exactly who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads.
01:11:14Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:16A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:17Yeah, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:20He's...
01:11:21He's not a nobody.
01:11:23He's...
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:25We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:28It wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:31You fools!
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:36Let us go.
01:11:36Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy like...
01:11:40reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:49What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:03No.
01:12:04Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:19My pink ass.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:24The geriatric hudster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:35That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:12:45Huh?
01:12:47But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:12:51I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you down that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:57We're gonna finish that job.
01:12:59Right now.
01:13:06Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23I'm probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why he didn't?
01:13:30He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:34Sweet.
01:13:36You guys brought flowers.
01:13:37You guys brought flowers.
01:13:53Freeze!
01:14:00That's enough.
01:14:07That's enough.
01:14:08What?
01:14:10How did you do that?
01:14:11I served like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police are on their way and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:21Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:14:27Now, why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30You're stealing from me.
01:14:33It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the United States.
01:14:39Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:14:42Just who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:15:06You did it, Eric.
01:15:08Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage and put those kids through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love all the colors in the stained glass windows.
01:15:27And the library.
01:15:30We get brand new books every day.
01:15:33I still can't understand how you found the money to pay off all those loans.
01:15:38You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
01:15:43Mommy, Daddy, let's get ice cream for the show.
01:15:46Yeah, ice cream.
01:15:48You read my mind.
01:15:49You're like a little magician.
01:15:50Okay, I guess we'll see you next week.
01:15:52Always looking forward to it.
01:15:54Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:01Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the Angier Magic team.
01:16:09The one, the only, mistress of magic herself, Charity Angier.
01:16:20Huge magazine.
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