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(Dubbed) Wukong vs. The Beast Kingdom
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00:00:00Why do people say, Mountain of Lion and Camel is, in Journey to the West, the darkest trial of all.
00:00:08It's not because there are so many demons, or because they're hard to beat.
00:00:12It's because the evil here is sanctioned evil.
00:00:16Green Lion, White Elephant, Big Rock are all mounts or kin of the immortals.
00:00:22They wreak havoc in the mortal world, with the gods turning a blind eye.
00:00:44Sun Wukong can handle the small fry, but he can't touch the kingpins with backing.
00:00:49Tang San San can recite the Binding Spell, but he can't save this hell on earth.
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00:01:29olsun西ètres
00:01:36Life at Sacred Buddhist Monastery is so bleak, it's unbearable.
00:01:39Now I can finally eat my fill.
00:02:13Give me five gin of meat, make it the hind leg.
00:02:17Let go of my daughter!
00:02:26Take the kid and run!
00:02:27I'll hold him off!
00:02:29Run!
00:02:30Honey!
00:02:47Immortal Master, Immortal Master, something's wrong!
00:02:51Immortal Master, Tang San Zang and his disciples are almost at Mountain of Lion and Camel!
00:02:59You must not go there!
00:03:10Master hasn't eaten or drunk these past days and he barely says a word.
00:03:14Could it be he's still pining for the Queen of Zhiliang?
00:03:20Second brother, watch your mouth!
00:03:23Holy Monkbound for the West!
00:03:25Please stop right here!
00:03:27Don't take another step forward!
00:03:30Sir, why are you doing this?
00:03:32Outsiders wouldn't know!
00:03:34There's a band of demons up ahead!
00:03:35They've eaten hundreds of thousands!
00:03:38You mustn't go any farther!
00:03:40What?
00:03:42Don't be afraid, Master!
00:03:44I'm here!
00:03:49Wukong, did you hear what they said up there?
00:03:51Demons are causing trouble ahead!
00:03:53We must ask what's going on so I can set my mind at ease!
00:03:56Let me go!
00:03:57Maybe I can beg for some alms too!
00:04:00Baji!
00:04:02Look at you!
00:04:03You'll scare them off!
00:04:04Let Wukong go instead!
00:04:07Him!
00:04:07He's uglier than I am!
00:04:09Baji finally volunteered!
00:04:14Let him change into something handsome then!
00:04:21Well, Master?
00:04:24Fine, go and come back quick!
00:04:26Alright!
00:04:32Sir, please wait!
00:04:36You are?
00:04:38Sir!
00:04:40We're monks from the Eastern Tang Empire,
00:04:42headed to the Western Heavens to seek the Sutras.
00:04:45I heard you say there are demons ahead.
00:04:47What's really going on?
00:04:50Those mountains are called Mountain of Lion and Camel.
00:04:54They stretch for 800 Lai.
00:04:56West of there lies a human kingdom,
00:04:59called Lion-Camel Kingdom.
00:05:01The rains came in season,
00:05:03and the people lived in peace.
00:05:04It was once a land of harmony.
00:05:09But 500 years ago,
00:05:11three demons came from the West.
00:05:13They seized Mountain of Lion and Camel,
00:05:16and ate an entire city's people.
00:05:18So that's it?
00:05:18Just three demons, huh?
00:05:20I'll rake one to death myself.
00:05:22My brother can club one dead.
00:05:23We'll leave the last for Sha Wu Jing,
00:05:25and he'll finish it in one swing.
00:05:27If it were only three, why would I stop you?
00:05:29After they ate the people, they didn't leave.
00:05:32They took the land and founded a kingdom,
00:05:35gathering demons from everywhere as their citizens,
00:05:39keeping humans as livestock,
00:05:41and even setting up a full court.
00:05:43They made tigers their generals,
00:05:45and wolves their captains.
00:05:47As for their lesser demons,
00:05:495,000 are on the Southern Ridge,
00:05:515,000 on the Northern Ridge,
00:05:5310,000 at the Eastern Pass,
00:05:56and 10,000 at the Western Pass.
00:05:58Another 4,000 or 5,000 patrol and keep watch,
00:06:02and 10,000 more guard the gates.
00:06:05There are countless fire tenders,
00:06:07and countless woodcutters too.
00:06:09All told, that's 47,000 or 48,000.
00:06:13And those are the ones with names,
00:06:15with badges at their waists,
00:06:18stationed here just to eat people.
00:06:21That many?
00:06:2340,000?
00:06:24That's it.
00:06:25That doesn't even count the unregistered ones.
00:06:28Add those in, and you're talking one or two hundred thousand.
00:06:31They eat people every day,
00:06:33boiling them, skewing them,
00:06:35brewing blood into wine.
00:06:37For 500 years now,
00:06:39they've devoured the people of continent of Xinyu.
00:06:42Good heavens!
00:06:44I'd better get back fast,
00:06:45and report to M Master.
00:06:55M Master, we can't go on.
00:06:57This is called Mountain of Lion and Camel.
00:06:59It's a realm of demons.
00:07:0040 to 50,000 are waiting to eat people.
00:07:04What are we supposed to do?
00:07:06You idiot!
00:07:07What are you scared of?
00:07:08I've fought a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers.
00:07:11What's 40 or 50,000 demons to me?
00:07:14Big brother, you're so capable.
00:07:16But I, old Jew, don't have the nerve.
00:07:18If you ask me, we should split the line.
00:07:19We'll take our luggage now and run for our lives.
00:07:21The locals are terrified of demons,
00:07:24and you believe their exaggerations?
00:07:26Even if there really are that many,
00:07:28I'd swing my staff all night and wipe them out to the last.
00:07:32Talk is cheap.
00:07:34Besides that funeral rod of yours,
00:07:35what weapon do you have to deal with that many fiends?
00:07:38Don't underestimate me.
00:07:40I, old son, can carve a path through the eastern sea,
00:07:43even a mountain of iron and silver.
00:07:45I can smash straight through.
00:07:47Then if you can, go do it.
00:07:49Wukong, what you hear may be false.
00:07:51What you see is the truth.
00:07:53Baji is scared out of his wits.
00:07:54Go take a look, see for yourself.
00:07:56And whether it's as that old man said.
00:07:59Yes, master.
00:08:15Stay inside the circle.
00:08:17Don't come out.
00:08:18I'll be right back.
00:08:29Third Great King, it's time to eat.
00:08:33Report!
00:08:33Third Great King,
00:08:35word has come from the kingdom of Xiliang.
00:08:37Centipede Taoist was killed by Tang San Zhang and his disciples.
00:08:41Tang San Zhang has passed Xiliang?
00:08:44Five hundred years.
00:08:46At last, Tang San Zhang's flesh.
00:08:50Martian and his disciples...
00:08:50Three hundred years.
00:08:58The King of Xils.
00:09:02Don't fall out.
00:09:03Just a little.
00:09:03The King of Xils.
00:09:04The King of Xils.
00:09:05Big Brother.
00:09:06Second Brother!
00:09:07Come on, let's drink to Tang San Zhang's arrival.
00:09:09Let's have a toast.
00:09:10Cheers!
00:09:16Big Brother,
00:09:17Why the long face?
00:09:19Big brother, we're about to eat Tang San Zang's flesh. Cheer up.
00:09:24You're taking this way too lightly. That Tang San Zang may be immortal now, but his eldest disciple is no
00:09:31ordinary figure.
00:09:32That monkey, born of stone when Nuwa mended the sky. A stone monkey made flesh. He learned magic from ancient
00:09:38powers.
00:09:39One hundred thousand soldiers couldn't stop him. He's not someone we can handle easily.
00:09:45What's a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers? Big brother, you forgot.
00:09:49When the heavenly court came to wipe us out, one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers. You swallowed them all in one
00:09:55bite. Some stinking monkey. What is he really?
00:09:58Don't underestimate him. Who knows? How many heroes have died under that monkey's iron staff?
00:10:04So in the end, you're scared of Sun Wukong, aren't you? Then we just take down Sun Wukong, and that's
00:10:10that.
00:10:10Third brother, you have a plan?
00:10:15Of course I do! Guards! Bring it up!
00:10:29What's this?
00:10:32I took it before I left the sacred Buddhist monastery. Just something I grabbed from the treasury. They call it
00:10:37the Yin Yang energy vase.
00:10:41You dared steal from the sacred Buddhist monastery? Aren't you afraid the Buddha will punish you?
00:10:47Uncle, what's wrong with taking my nephew's stuff? Buddha Tathagata owes me that much.
00:10:52Alright. Third brother, how does this vase deal with Sun Wukong?
00:10:56Inside are seven gems, eight trigrams, and twenty-four auras. It holds a world of its own. If someone gets
00:11:02trapped inside, it's fine as long as they keep quiet.
00:11:05The moment they speak, raging fire burns them. If they can withstand the flames, countless venomous snakes will bite them.
00:11:11If the snakes can't kill them, three fire dragons will come and devour them, over and over, without end.
00:11:18A hundred years pass inside the vase, while outside it's only a short while. No matter how powerful, once inside,
00:11:25they'll eventually drain their power, and melt into pus.
00:11:28It's that deadly?
00:11:30With a treasure like this, catching Tang San Zang will be easy.
00:11:37Reporting to the Three Kings, less than a hundred leave from here, we've spotted Tang San Zang.
00:11:43Speak of Tang San Zang and here he comes.
00:11:50Big brother, Sun Wukong is gone. Perfect timing!
00:11:54But Tang San Zang is guarded by two disciples. I don't know that pig-faced one, but that bearded guy
00:11:59is the curtain-lifting general by the Jade Emperor's side.
00:12:03So what? I'd still fight him. Big brother. We'll each take one. Second brother, use that long trunk of yours
00:12:08and snatch Tang San Zang away.
00:12:10Fine!
00:12:28Well, well. Now this is interesting.
00:12:31Huh? Demons!
00:12:32Oh my god.
00:12:37Master, don't be afraid. I'll hold them off.
00:13:10That damn monkey. He had to leave now of all times. Demons come, and he's gone.
00:13:15Maji, go help Wu Jing now.
00:13:21I'm on it! I'm going, and there's a huge lion too!
00:13:30Don't you dare take another step!
00:13:33Whoever captures Tang San Zang will be rewarded a thousand in gold and made a marquee.
00:14:04A petty little anchoring spell. Break!
00:14:19Master!
00:14:20Master!
00:14:21Master!
00:14:35Second brother! Master was taken by monsters!
00:14:39We're finished! If Monkey King finds out I lost Master, he'll skin me alive!
00:14:51Move!
00:14:52Third King's orders! Scrub pots, chop wood, make broth from human bone!
00:14:57Fight Tang San Zang up! And hot pot him!
00:15:04Great King's orders! Step up the mountain patrols!
00:15:08Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:10Drill Master!
00:15:11Patrol the South Pass. If you spot any sign of Sun Wukong, report at once.
00:15:16Yes!
00:15:20The King sent me to patrol the mountain.
00:15:24I'm taking a spin through the human world.
00:15:32Junior Wind Scout! Got it!
00:15:41Who are you? Are you a local demon from Mountain of Lion and Camel 2?
00:15:45Which cave are you from?
00:15:48You tell me first. Who are you?
00:15:50I... I'm the Great King's personally appointed Junior Wind Scout.
00:15:54See it! My badge!
00:16:02Spit it out! Who are you?
00:16:06I'm the Chief Wind Scout. Your boss!
00:16:09Hmm, Chief Wind Scout. How come I've never heard of that post?
00:16:15And I've never seen you before.
00:16:16I used to tend the fire in the cave. The boss said I did a great job.
00:16:20So he promoted me for training. Don't believe me? Look!
00:16:26You really are the Chief Wind Scout.
00:16:31Hello, sir.
00:16:33We're co-workers. No need to be formal. I heard our three bosses have some serious backing. Is that true?
00:16:39That's what my second uncle told me. He's the deputy commander in the boss's cave.
00:16:44He said our three bosses. Send one letter to Sacred Buddhist Monastery and 500 Arhat come out to greet them.
00:16:51Send a note to the Heavenly Palace and the Eleven Celestial Luminaries all pay their respects.
00:16:57The Dragons of the Four Seas are their friends. The Immortals of Eight Grottos often come to meet with them.
00:17:02Even the Ten Kings of Hell call them brothers. The Guardian Earth deity kneels to pay his respects.
00:17:10Oh, so this one's got someone backing him, too.
00:17:14What did you say?
00:17:16Nothing. So does your boss know his grandpa? The Great Sage equal to Heaven.
00:17:23The Great Sage equal to Heaven?
00:17:27Who's that?
00:17:29But I said...
00:17:42Freezzzzz.
00:17:43Let Old Sun take a look inside your Lair.
00:17:51Junior Wind Scout is back.
00:18:13Blood vermicelli soup, it's my favorite.
00:18:18These demons eat people like it's nothing.
00:18:20Wait, can the sacred Buddhist monastery not see this?
00:18:23Woo!
00:18:23The king gave orders, fetch water and wash Tang San Zang clean.
00:18:28What did you just say?
00:18:29Wash Tang San Zang.
00:18:31You didn't know?
00:18:32The king just captured Tang San Zang.
00:18:34What?
00:18:35Where is Tang San Zang?
00:18:36In the main hall.
00:18:37They're about to eat him.
00:18:50Heh heh heh heh heh.
00:18:59Reporting to the three kings, Tang San Zang has been washed and brought in.
00:19:03Big brother, let's dig in!
00:19:13Big brother, let's dig in!
00:19:18Don't worry brother, that lowly stable boy probably heard our name and ran scared.
00:19:23Amitabha.
00:19:25Tang San Zang, you're not reaching the sacred Buddhist monastery today.
00:19:30Chanting Amitabha won't save you.
00:19:32The one in danger today isn't this humble monk.
00:19:35It's you.
00:19:36What did you say?
00:19:37You set yourselves up as kings in the western heavens.
00:19:40You crush the Buddha's way.
00:19:42You eat people.
00:19:43Gods and men alike despise you.
00:19:45Heaven's law won't allow it.
00:19:47Heaven will punish you and so will the Buddha.
00:19:51Heaven's law?
00:19:52The Buddha?
00:19:54Bullshit!
00:19:55Tang San Zang, call the Jade Emperor down here.
00:19:57See if I so much as flinch.
00:20:01Tang San Zang, open your eyes.
00:20:03Mountain of Lion and Camel has 100,000 demon troops.
00:20:06What is there to fear under heaven?
00:20:08100,000 demon troops?
00:20:10All this humble monk sees are a million wronged souls across these hills.
00:20:16You reap what you sow.
00:20:19My eldest disciple will demand justice for those million souls.
00:20:23Enough talk.
00:20:24Get him into my belly.
00:20:26Let that monkey search all he wants.
00:20:29Men, slice Tang San Zang into 10,000 pieces.
00:20:31We'll cook him in hot pot.
00:20:32Yes!
00:20:37Death Himaline.
00:20:44We'll cook him in hot pot.
00:20:53We'll cook him in hot pot.
00:20:56That was the actual meat scene.
00:20:56Don't cook him in hot pot.
00:20:57We'll cook him in hot pot.
00:20:57We'll cook him in hot pot.
00:21:01We'll cook him in hot pot
00:21:03Let's see who dares lay a hand on my master.
00:21:11Master, your disciple is late.
00:21:13Wukong, watch out for these demons.
00:21:16Seize him!
00:21:24Master, I'll fight our way out.
00:21:28Whoever captures that monkey will be made Chief Wind Scout
00:21:31and rewarded with a piece of Tang San Zong's flesh,
00:21:34so he, too, may live forever.
00:21:58Hack him to pieces!
00:22:26Master!
00:22:27Wukong!
00:22:43Bunch of scum!
00:22:45Don't get cocky!
00:22:57Wukong!
00:22:58Let my master go!
00:23:16Touch one hair on my master's head.
00:23:19I don't care who you are.
00:23:21I'll kill you all the same.
00:23:28Brothers, together!
00:23:40I'll cleave you in two!
00:23:45Heim!
00:23:50Right now, I'll cut you down!
00:23:54Damn, bro, you've got skills!
00:23:56One slash and you finish Sun Wukong!
00:23:58With Sun Wukong gone, we can finally feast on Tang San Zong's flesh!
00:24:03Who says I'm dead?
00:24:10He...
00:24:11He split into two!
00:24:13Then I'll cut again!
00:24:23That's strange.
00:24:25This is weird.
00:24:26The more I cut, the more there are!
00:24:28Don't panic, boss.
00:24:30Sun Wukong can make clones.
00:24:31He's messing with you.
00:24:33My boy, you know who I am?
00:24:36Kneel and pay your respects.
00:24:38Next time you see your master, I'll spare you the humiliation.
00:24:41You're asking to die!
00:24:46I'm coming to help!
00:24:48Die!
00:24:51I'm in too!
00:25:06Two fists can't beat four hands.
00:25:08I'm out of here!
00:25:11Going somewhere?
00:25:20He's almost out of strength!
00:25:21Finish him!
00:25:22Take this!
00:25:30That monkey got away!
00:25:33Tang San Zong is still in our hands.
00:25:35He can't get far.
00:25:38Those demons are something else.
00:25:40I couldn't handle the three of them alone.
00:25:42I'll go get reinforcements.
00:25:46This Buddhist alms bowl is mine.
00:25:49The wooden fish drum is yours.
00:25:51The rations are mine.
00:25:52You can have master's spare socks.
00:25:56Second brother, master's fate is still unknown, and you're splitting up the luggage.
00:26:02What else are we supposed to do?
00:26:03You know they're vicious.
00:26:05Don't tell me you don't.
00:26:06I'm afraid master won't make it.
00:26:08I'm going back to Gao Village.
00:26:11You...
00:26:16Eldest brother, you're finally back.
00:26:19Master was taken by demons.
00:26:20I know!
00:26:21If you knew, why come back?
00:26:22Why didn't you go save him?
00:26:25You idiot!
00:26:26I told you watch master, and you let him get taken.
00:26:29I'll beat you.
00:26:31Hey, Monkey King.
00:26:32There were too many of them.
00:26:33What was I supposed to do?
00:26:35Eldest brother, saving master comes first.
00:26:38You think I don't know there are many?
00:26:40I've already fought them.
00:26:41I was outnumbered.
00:26:42I couldn't save master.
00:26:43You two come with me.
00:26:43Now, we're going to their lair to save master.
00:26:46All right.
00:26:54Monster!
00:26:55Open up and surrender.
00:26:57Monster, your grandpa pig is here.
00:26:59Monster, let my master go.
00:27:04Kill them.
00:27:05Monkey!
00:27:06You lost to me, and you still dare come knocking?
00:27:09You had the numbers before.
00:27:11This time, my brother scanned as one.
00:27:13I'll burn your cave down to the ground.
00:27:15The monkey even brought three more helpers.
00:27:17What a pity.
00:27:18They're all losers we've beaten before.
00:27:20Shut it, long-nosed elephant.
00:27:22Or else, I'll knock your teeth out with my rake.
00:27:25You wouldn't dare.
00:27:27Why waste words on them?
00:27:29Just kill them!
00:27:40I'll knock your teeth out with my rake.
00:27:41I'll knock your teeth out with my rake.
00:27:41I'll knock your teeth out with my rake.
00:27:44I'll knock your teeth out with my rake.
00:27:47I'll knock your teeth out with my rake.
00:27:49I'll knock your teeth out with my rake.
00:27:50I'll knock your teeth out with my rake.
00:27:50I'll knock your teeth out with my rake.
00:27:51I'll knock your teeth out with my rake.
00:27:51I'll knock your teeth out with my rake.
00:27:52I'll knock your teeth out with my rake.
00:27:52I'll knock your teeth out with my rake.
00:27:53I'll knock your teeth out with my rake.
00:27:54I'll knock your teeth out with my rake.
00:27:55I'll knock your teeth out with my rake.
00:27:59Take my staff
00:28:03Take my rake
00:28:42Take this, my staff
00:29:11Take this, my staff
00:29:12Until they are down
00:29:28Take this, my staff
00:29:49Senior brother!
00:30:11Without your rake, how can you fight me?
00:30:50I nearly got eaten alive!
00:31:16I'll swivel you home!
00:31:31That stable boy won't back down, that monster's here to eat you, why aren't you running, why
00:31:35go meet him, one bite and you're in his belly, today you're still a monk, tomorrow you'll
00:31:39be a pile of dung.
00:31:40Big brother, you've got quite the appetite!
00:31:44Big brother, second brother, finish them off, wipe out Tang San Zhang's remaining disciples!
00:31:53Xia Wujing, Bai Longma, run for your lives!
00:32:01...
00:32:09...
00:32:31Third brother!
00:32:42Big brother, what's wrong?
00:32:45That Sun Wukong is all iron and steel.
00:32:48He's hard to digest.
00:32:50My stomach's so bloated it hurts.
00:32:53It's okay, big brother.
00:32:54Let's get back to the cave, quick.
00:32:56Have the boys boil a big pot of salt water, then take a few baskets of Hawthorn to aid
00:33:00digestion.
00:33:01It'll digest anything, iron head or steel arms.
00:33:05Alright!
00:33:12This is that old demon's stomach.
00:33:14Good!
00:33:15Since you let old Sun in, I'll make you pay for it.
00:33:26Brother have a seat, quick!
00:33:27Bring in the brine soaked fruit.
00:33:37Brine, trying to drown old Sun, are you?
00:33:40Transform!
00:33:44You flood me out!
00:33:46I'll just take a little boat.
00:33:51How is it, brother?
00:33:53His belly's bloated with water.
00:33:55Wonder if that monkey drowned.
00:33:57My boy, you filled your belly with hot water so your grandpa's son can take a bath.
00:34:02Nice and warm.
00:34:03Real comfortable.
00:34:05What?
00:34:05That monkey's still alive in my belly.
00:34:08If brine won't kill him, use sour fruit.
00:34:11Good.
00:34:18My boy, your mountain of lion and camel fruit tastes awful.
00:34:22It's nowhere near as good as my Mount Huago, mountain of flowers and fruit.
00:34:28You little monkey tapeworm, the fruit I eat all ends up in your belly.
00:34:33Good grandson.
00:34:34Toss me some more bananas.
00:34:36Your grandpa loves bananas.
00:34:40Sun Wukong, get your ass out here!
00:34:42Not coming out!
00:34:44Autumn's turned cold, and I'm still in thin clothes.
00:34:46But it's warm in this belly, and there's no wind.
00:34:49I'll come out after I've wintered here.
00:34:51Big brother!
00:34:52That monkey's gonna spend the winter in your gut!
00:34:59If he wants to winter there, I'll go into meditation and use a shifting spell.
00:35:03I won't eat all winter.
00:35:04I'll starve this stable boy to death!
00:35:07Good grandson, you don't know the half of it.
00:35:09I'm escorting Tang San Zhang for the scriptures, and I'm carrying a big iron pot with me.
00:35:14If you won't feed me, I'll take your liver, guts, and lungs in here and boil them up in
00:35:18one pot, make myself a nice awful soup, and stay full till Qingming Festival.
00:35:23Uh, brother, that crazy monkey would actually do this.
00:35:27Don't panic, brother.
00:35:28There's no room for a stove in your belly.
00:35:30He can't even get a fire going.
00:35:33Who says I can't set up a stove?
00:35:35That forked bone's the perfect spot.
00:35:37Oh no, if he really sets up a stove and lights it, the thick smoke will choke you up and
00:35:41you'll
00:35:41suffocate, brother!
00:35:44Then what do we do?
00:35:47Relax!
00:35:47Leave it to old son!
00:35:48I'll jab the golden cudgel right into your belly button and poke a hole through it!
00:35:52It'll be a vent for fresh air, and as a chimney too!
00:35:55Ha ha ha!
00:35:56You're gonna jab my belly button?
00:35:58That's it!
00:35:59I'm done!
00:35:59Someone, bring me the poison!
00:36:01That bottle!
00:36:02Our hot Bodhisattva!
00:36:03Even an immortal would drop from one sip!
00:36:05Mix it into the wine!
00:36:07I'll drink it all!
00:36:08Yes!
00:36:09Brother!
00:36:10Don't hurt him and hurt yourself even worse!
00:36:13I'm going to the death with that monkey!
00:36:17Five hundred years ago, when I wrecked the heavenly court, I ate Liozzi's elixirs and drank the
00:36:23Jade Emperor's wine, Queen Mother's peaches, Phoenix marrow, dragon liver.
00:36:27What haven't I tasted?
00:36:29Poison?
00:36:30Poison?
00:36:30You think you can poison me?
00:36:47Now that's good wine
00:36:49I haven't had wine in over 500 years
00:36:51Not a single drop
00:37:00How is he brother?
00:37:02How does it feel?
00:37:03That's strange
00:37:04Normally after one whole jar
00:37:06Even if I'm not wasted
00:37:08I'd be flushed and stumbling
00:37:09But today it feels like I didn't drink at all
00:37:12Unless that damn monkey drank it all
00:37:17Good wine
00:37:17Damn good wine
00:37:19Perfect brother
00:37:20That monkey drank all the poisoned wine
00:37:24He's as good as dead
00:37:40My stomach
00:37:57Oh big brother
00:38:05My boy
00:38:05Well
00:38:06Are you begging yet?
00:38:09Sun Wukong
00:38:10If you've got the guts
00:38:11Kill me
00:38:12Fine
00:38:13Then I'll beat you
00:38:14Right in the gallbladder
00:38:21Mercy mercy
00:38:22Great sage equal to heaven
00:38:24Please spare him
00:38:25I'm begging for my big brother
00:38:27My boy
00:38:28Don't waste words
00:38:29Just call him grandpa's son
00:38:32Grandpa
00:38:32It's our fault
00:38:33Your grandsons
00:38:34We swallowed you by mistake
00:38:36Great sage
00:38:37Have mercy
00:38:38Pity us like ants clinging to life
00:38:40Spare my big brother's life
00:38:42The three of us
00:38:43Will release your master
00:38:44And see you through the mountains
00:38:47You dragged my master here to suffer
00:38:49And scared him half to death
00:38:51My master is delicate
00:38:53He can't take this abuse
00:38:54You'll pay for this
00:38:55Great sage
00:38:56I don't have any gold or jewels on me
00:38:59No amber, agate or other treasures
00:39:01How can I pay you?
00:39:02Pay you how?
00:39:04I want the three of you brothers
00:39:05To fetch a fragrant vine palanquin
00:39:07Let my master ride in it
00:39:09Carry it yourselves
00:39:10Get my master across the 800 lie mountain
00:39:12Of lion and camel
00:39:13What?
00:39:15I haven't taken this kind of humiliation
00:39:17In 800 years
00:39:18Third brother
00:39:19Saving our eldest comes first
00:39:22As you say great sage
00:39:24The three of us agree
00:39:26Just come out and quickly
00:39:28Fine
00:39:29Open your mouth wide
00:39:31I'll fly out myself
00:39:33Hey big brother
00:39:34When he comes out
00:39:35Bite down hard
00:39:35Crush that monkey
00:39:36Swallow him whole
00:39:37Then he can't torment you anymore
00:39:42Trying to play tricks on me, huh?
00:39:45I'll hold the golden cudgel
00:39:47Go on, bite it
00:39:57Big brother, bite it
00:39:58Now
00:40:02My fangs
00:40:05What a slippery demon
00:40:07You dare fool your grandpa's son
00:40:09I spared your life
00:40:10And you tried to bite me to death
00:40:11I'm not coming out today
00:40:12I'm not coming out
00:40:13You went back in again
00:40:16Third brother
00:40:17What kind of rotten idea was that?
00:40:19We didn't even bite the monkey
00:40:20And I chipped my teeth instead
00:40:22Son Wukong
00:40:24I've heard your name for a long time
00:40:26It's thunder in the ears
00:40:27They say you made a show
00:40:29Outside the southern heavenly gate
00:40:31And showed off at the palace of grand mysteries
00:40:33Now you're on the road to the western heavens
00:40:36Slaying demons
00:40:37So you're just some upstart monkey
00:40:39If you've got the guts
00:40:41Come out and fight fair
00:40:42If you'd said that 500 years ago
00:40:44I might have taken the bait
00:40:45But now
00:40:46Nothing you say matters
00:40:47Let my master go
00:40:52Fine, fine
00:40:53I'll release him right now
00:41:12Master
00:41:15Bachi
00:41:37My disciples
00:41:38Wukong has already subdued them
00:41:42What?
00:41:42Subdued?
00:41:43Where's Monkey King?
00:41:44Didn't they swallow him?
00:41:45Bachi
00:41:46I'm inside this lion's belly
00:41:47Once we're past mountain of lion and camel
00:41:49We'll get out of here
00:41:51Toss that steely
00:41:52Great sage sun
00:41:54And you're outside the lion camel kingdom
00:41:56Please come out
00:41:57We won't ever dare to go after your master again
00:42:00Yes, yes
00:42:01Little white dragon
00:42:02Take master and go on ahead
00:42:04Yes, senior brother
00:42:13Great sage sun
00:42:14Your master is long gone now
00:42:16Fine
00:42:17Open your mouth
00:42:28Bachi
00:42:29Shah junior brother
00:42:30Let's go
00:42:30You think you can just leave?
00:42:33True dharma form
00:42:41Monkey King
00:42:42They broke their promise
00:42:45I saw it coming
00:42:46Since when do demons ever tell the truth?
00:42:48Stop them
00:42:56Bachi junior brother
00:42:57Shah
00:42:57The three of us fight our way out together
00:43:00Alright
00:43:15Come and die
00:43:28Kill them
00:43:37Hurricane capture technique
00:43:40Hurricane capture technique
00:43:53Senior brother
00:43:56And you too
00:43:58Hurricane capture technique
00:44:10Senior brother
00:44:11Bachi
00:44:17Bachi
00:44:18Shah
00:44:19Junior brother
00:44:19Sun Wukong
00:44:20Surrender now
00:44:22Your master and your junior brother
00:44:25Have both been captured
00:44:26Master
00:44:27Hurricane capture technique
00:44:32Hurricane capture technique
00:44:35Hurricane capture technique
00:45:05I can't see the monkey anymore
00:45:07I can't see the monkey anymore
00:45:12Let me go
00:45:13Master
00:45:14Master
00:45:23I'll wipe you out
00:45:24You little punk
00:45:25Taste this
00:45:26This
00:45:39Big brother
00:45:40Big brother
00:45:57Son Wukong
00:45:58Son Wukong
00:45:58Son Wukong
00:46:10You're as good as dead
00:46:17All hail the third king
00:46:18Back to the cave
00:46:20Let's feast and celebrate
00:46:22We'll feast on Tang San Zhang's flesh
00:46:26Yes
00:46:46Third brother
00:46:46That vase can really hold
00:46:48Sun Wukong
00:46:50Don't worry big brother
00:46:51In no time at all
00:46:53Sun Wukong will melt into pus
00:47:05What treasure is this
00:47:06How did it trap me in here
00:47:08I'll smash you to pieces
00:47:17That's some serious force
00:47:20Don't waste your breath
00:47:21You can't break this vase
00:47:23Can't break it
00:47:24Then I'll burst it open
00:47:26Crow
00:47:28Crowing won't help
00:47:30Shrink
00:47:42How is that possible?
00:47:44It's useless
00:47:45Get ready for torture in the vase
00:47:47Let the flames
00:47:48Let the flames cleanse you
00:47:50Oh no
00:47:57This is all you've got?
00:47:59That little flame can't touch
00:48:01Sun Wukong
00:48:03Oh really?
00:48:06What about the serpent pit?
00:48:08Snakes
00:48:13What a meeting
00:48:15My boy
00:48:16That vase of yours
00:48:18Isn't all that
00:48:18Yeah
00:48:19Take a closer look
00:48:27Samadhi true fire
00:48:30Out of tricks now, huh?
00:48:32In no time at all
00:48:33You'll be reduced to ash and smoke
00:48:35Master
00:48:43Senior brother
00:48:49Wukong
00:48:52Master
00:48:56I, son Wukong, have roamed the three realms
00:49:00I stormed heaven
00:49:01Broke into the underworld
00:49:03And entered the dragon palace
00:49:04Yet I've never been this pathetic
00:49:06And today
00:49:07I'm to be reduced to pus and blood in this phase
00:49:10Master
00:49:11Baji
00:49:11And Sha Wuching
00:49:13Will be eaten by that demon as well
00:49:15Our pilgrimage for the scriptures
00:49:17Will end right here
00:49:18I failed Buddha Tathagata
00:49:20And I failed Guan Yin
00:49:21Every hair on my body got scorched
00:49:23How are these three still untouched?
00:49:27Wukong
00:49:28I granted you three life-saving hairs
00:49:31In dire straits
00:49:32They can save your life
00:49:36These are from Guan Yin
00:49:38The life-saving hair she gave you
00:49:50Change
00:49:52No skill
00:49:53Don't take the job
00:49:54I'll drill through your vase
00:50:06Lucky, lucky
00:50:07Now we can get out
00:50:16Third brother
00:50:17That monkey should be sludged by now, right?
00:50:20I just can't shake the worry
00:50:25Relax, big brother
00:50:26It's been ages
00:50:27That monkey should have melted to the bone
00:50:30Is that so?
00:50:31Bring it here
00:50:32Let me see
00:50:35Gods, carry it before the great king
00:50:53Third king
00:50:54Third king, something's wrong
00:50:55The vase is lighter
00:50:59Nonsense
00:50:59This is a sacred Buddhist treasure
00:51:01It contains yin yang dual energy
00:51:03How could it be lighter?
00:51:07Third king look
00:51:08It really is lighter
00:51:10Third king look
00:51:10Third king look
00:51:21How can this be?
00:51:26This vase is empty
00:51:29Why is there a hole in the bottom?
00:51:31Who did this?
00:51:35My sweet grandkids, who else but your grandpa?
00:51:47It's Sun Wukong! He got out!
00:51:49He turned into a fly and flew off!
00:51:53Kill that fly! Kill it!
00:51:58Now, spread the order! Shut the gates! Shut them!
00:52:01Don't let that monkey get away!
00:52:03Sun Wukong is out! Run!
00:52:06We have to save our master!
00:52:23My lords, aren't you here to eat Tong San Zong's flesh? Why throw me in the pot first?
00:52:29I haven't bathed in half a year. My meat reeks! If you're eating someone, eat my master first!
00:52:36Your master is the main course! You're the appetizer! The king said so! Wash Zubaji clean first! Scald him, shave
00:52:43him, skin him, salt him, and serve him with wine!
00:52:48This old pig has such a miserable fate!
00:52:51Grab your weapons and come with me!
00:52:53Trouble at the king's cave!
00:52:56Alright, move out, brothers!
00:52:59Let me go!
00:53:01Help! Someone help!
00:53:07What a coward! And he used to be Marshal Tian Ping, yet he's that scared of dying!
00:53:13I'll teach him a lesson!
00:53:15Transform!
00:53:22Choo Wuneng!
00:53:25Choo Wuneng!
00:53:26Choo Wuneng!
00:53:27Choo Wuneng!
00:53:27Who... Who's calling me? Wuneng is my name!
00:53:30Wuneng is my name!
00:53:30Guan Yin Bodhisattva gave me that Dharma name!
00:53:32After I joined Master, they all call me Bhaji!
00:53:35Out here in the middle of nowhere, how would anyone know that name?
00:53:44Who ever called my Dharma name, show yourself!
00:53:47It was me!
00:53:50Who are you, hiding in the shadows?
00:53:53Show yourself!
00:53:57I'm an officer of the Netherworld Bureau, here to claim lives!
00:54:02By order of King Yama, I've come to take your soul!
00:54:06Grandpa Soul Reaper, please head back first!
00:54:09Put in a good word with King Yama!
00:54:11He's close with my senior brother's son, Wukong!
00:54:14Ask him to cut me some slack!
00:54:16Let me live one more day!
00:54:17Come take me tomorrow!
00:54:19Nonsense!
00:54:20If King Yama says you die at the third watch, who dare keep you till the fourth?
00:54:27Come with me now, or I'll bring out the rope of fate and yank you by the neck!
00:54:32Please sir, have mercy!
00:54:34One look at me and you know I'm done for!
00:54:37I'm going to die!
00:54:38No question!
00:54:39I just want one more day!
00:54:41That demon took my master and Sha Wu Jing!
00:54:43All of them!
00:54:44Let me see them one last time!
00:54:46Then I'll go with you to the Netherworld Bureau!
00:54:48At least I'll have honored our bond!
00:54:50Then I can die with no regrets!
00:54:54Fine!
00:54:54I've got thirty names on my warrant!
00:54:57They're all nearby!
00:54:59Let me round them up!
00:55:00Then I'll take you!
00:55:01That buys you this one day!
00:55:03But running errands is hard work!
00:55:05Got any silver on you?
00:55:07Hand some over!
00:55:08Call it travel money!
00:55:15Money?
00:55:17I'm Jubaji, a monk!
00:55:18The four elements are empty!
00:55:20What money could I have?
00:55:21If you don't have any silver, then stop yapping!
00:55:26Let me slip the rope on you and come with me!
00:55:29Please don't take me!
00:55:30Don't arrest me!
00:55:31I know what that is!
00:55:32That's a rope of fate!
00:55:33Once it's around your neck, it hooks your soul away!
00:55:36I have money!
00:55:37I'll pay you!
00:55:38Where is it?
00:55:38Hand it over!
00:55:40Quit stalling!
00:55:41Or I'll take you straight to Underworld!
00:55:44What a pity!
00:55:46What a pity!
00:55:47Ever since I became a monk,
00:55:48some devout families would feed the monks,
00:55:50and seeing what an appetite I had,
00:55:52they'd slip me a few bits of silver for buns!
00:55:55So I saved it bit by bit,
00:55:57until I scraped together five kyen of silver!
00:55:59A few days ago,
00:56:00I went to the women's kingdom,
00:56:02and begged the silversmith to melt it into one piece!
00:56:05That silversmith had no conscience!
00:56:07He even skimmed a few fen off me!
00:56:09In the end,
00:56:10I had one horse hoof silver worth four chien and six fen!
00:56:14Take it then!
00:56:15Huh?
00:56:16This idiot's so broke,
00:56:18he can't even afford pants!
00:56:19Yet he can hide silver!
00:56:22Where did you hide it?
00:56:23Talk!
00:56:24Now!
00:56:25I stuffed it in my left ear!
00:56:27My hands are tied!
00:56:28I can't get it!
00:56:29Reach in and feel for it yourself!
00:56:46You idiot!
00:56:47It really is four chien and six fen!
00:56:53Damn that Bemalun!
00:56:54So it was you!
00:56:57It's him, monkey!
00:56:58Look at the state I'm in!
00:56:59And you still mess with me,
00:57:01even scamming me out of my silver!
00:57:03Have you got no conscience?
00:57:07You idiot!
00:57:08I escorted Master West for the scriptures!
00:57:10You have no idea what we've been through!
00:57:12We hacked through thorns and fought off demons!
00:57:15Well you!
00:57:16You hide off to the side and slack off,
00:57:18and you even stash away private money!
00:57:20So what if I saved up?
00:57:22I went without food and scraped it together bit by bit!
00:57:24I was saving to buy some cloth and make myself a new outfit!
00:57:27And you scared me for no reason!
00:57:29Then you stole my silver!
00:57:30Give it back!
00:57:31Now!
00:57:31Not a single coin!
00:57:33This silver is your punishment for hoarding money!
00:57:35It's mine now!
00:57:37Fine!
00:57:38Fine!
00:57:38Take it all as my ransom!
00:57:40But you still have to get me out of here!
00:57:42Or I paid you for nothing!
00:57:46Easy!
00:57:47Since I took your silver,
00:57:48I'll get you out!
00:58:04I'll get you out of here!
00:58:04Monkey King!
00:58:05While those imps aren't looking,
00:58:06let's make a run for it!
00:58:07Don't rush in!
00:58:08Those three demons are too strong!
00:58:10We can't beat them!
00:58:12And you call yourself Marshal Tien Ping Reborn?
00:58:15What a spineless coward!
00:58:17Not today!
00:58:17I'm not running!
00:58:18We're getting Master and Sha Wu Jing out!
00:58:21You're really going head on?
00:58:23Move!
00:58:24Split top!
00:58:35I'm Wukong!
00:58:45Sha Wu Jing reverted to his true form,
00:58:47Dipping raw slices in minced human flesh.
00:59:11Brother Sha!
00:59:14Senior Brother!
00:59:16I knew you weren't dead!
00:59:22Boss, we finally get to eat dragon!
00:59:28What are you talking about?
00:59:30The king said we can't eat this dragon.
00:59:32We're keeping it to trade with Western Sea Dragon Palace.
00:59:38What are you staring at?
00:59:40You really think someone's coming to save you?
00:59:46Boss!
00:59:48Where's that black smoke coming from?
00:59:50What do you think?
00:59:59No!
01:00:00No!
01:00:01No!
01:00:06No!
01:00:17Second brother
01:00:18Bai Lung Ma
01:00:20Come on, let's meet up with senior brother
01:00:22We have to save master
01:00:24Okay
01:00:27Report!
01:00:28Your majesties, Chang San Zhang's four disciples are slaughtering everyone in the cave
01:00:33We don't have enough men, we can't hold them off
01:00:36What?
01:00:38They all broke free
01:00:39Oh no, what do we do now?
01:00:41Sun Wukong wounded me and our eldest brother
01:00:43We're badly weakened
01:00:45Now the only one who can stop Sun Wukong's magic treasure has been drilled through again
01:00:49The three of us can't beat the four of them anymore
01:00:52Don't panic, Tang San Zhang is still in our hands
01:00:56Bring Tang San Zhang
01:01:01Third brother, Tang San Zhang won't help
01:01:03We've got over 40,000 on Mountain of Lion and Camel
01:01:06But even the grunts can't hold it
01:01:08If Mountain of Lion and Camel won't hold
01:01:11I've still got the Lion and Camel Kingdom
01:01:13You mean...
01:01:14Big brother, second brother
01:01:16In Lion and Camel City, we've got a million demons
01:01:18We take Tang San Zhang and fall back to Lion and Camel City
01:01:22We'll swarm him to death
01:01:23No matter how capable Sun Wukong is, he can't take on a million demon soldiers
01:01:27Exactly!
01:01:28Let Sun Wukong see what real terror looks like in my Lion and Camel Kingdom
01:01:33Tell the whole army, fall back to Lion and Camel City
01:01:38Demons, let my master go!
01:01:42Monkey King, why'd all the demons run off?
01:01:46Eldest brother, they left a message
01:01:48Sun Wukong, if you want to save his master, come to Lion and Camel City if you dare!
01:01:55Lion and Camel City?
01:01:57Monkey King, why'd all the demons run off?
01:01:57Monkey King, why'd all the demons run off?
01:01:57Monkey King, why'd all the demons run off?
01:01:57Monkey King, why'd all the demons run off?
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