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The Mafia King's Contract Groom
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00:01Now, gentlemen, please exchange the rings.
00:10Are you really ready for this?
00:12Very gangster.
00:14Even having sex with me?
00:18Yes!
00:22I'm scared already.
00:25We're just getting started.
00:27Cutting some slack, boss.
00:29You may now kiss your...
00:36Yep, that's me.
00:38Straight guy getting kissed by the mob.
00:40How did I end up here?
00:42Well, it all started last week.
00:57What? What the fuck?
01:00Lucas, you got me a job at a gay bar?
01:03I'm straight!
01:04Noah, this means better than anything else.
01:08Plus, Mafia King Gideon booked the whole place tonight.
01:11You can make serious tips and cover your sister's medical bills.
01:16Hey, Noah, you still there?
01:19Fine.
01:21Just a bunch of gay dudes.
01:23For the money, I'll suck it up.
01:26Excuse me, here's your champagne.
01:30Hello? Anyone?
01:33Holy crap!
01:43Nope.
01:46Nope.
01:48Nope.
01:51Nope. Next.
01:53What is this?
01:54Some bachelor auction?
01:56So gross.
01:59Hey!
02:00What the hell?
02:01Well, well.
02:03Look what we missed.
02:04Prime beef right here.
02:11That face is hotter than your ass.
02:13How much for a night?
02:15I'm not some damn rent boy.
02:17You jerk.
02:19Drop dead!
02:20Drop dead!
02:24No, I need this job.
02:26I can't piss him off before payday.
02:29Noah, do it for the cash.
02:32Just deal with it.
02:33Sorry, sir.
02:34I'm just a waiter.
02:36I don't offer those services.
02:38Oh, please.
02:40Isn't it all about money?
02:41Make me happy, and I'll make it rain.
02:44Sir, I really don't do that.
02:47Sir, please!
02:49Come to daddy, baby!
02:52I said I'm not gay!
02:56What are you waiting for?
02:58Take him out!
03:04No.
03:06Cack!
03:07No!
03:09Your turn.
03:12Ah, Boss!
03:13Save me!
03:15You can't stop.
03:17When you feel like I'm falling short,
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03:34this out i've decided i want him
03:45sorry what's everyone crying about i want you to be my bride
03:55lower your guns show some respect to my bride what what the hell are you talking about who the
04:02would be your bride you're the first one who's ever dared to swing at me
04:13listen boy fists won't solve everything but money can
04:25half a million dollars right here become my bride and it's all yours
04:32well take the deal or should i sweeten pop go fuck yourself
04:43what are you waiting for go get him don't run little rabbit i'll hunt you down myself
05:02hello lucas sorry i screwed up forget that get to the hospital now your sister's been thrown out of
05:12her room what we don't have beds for beggars here get out
05:21you bastard what the hell are you doing to my sister oh great another broke brother
05:29take this walking disease home to die save your money to fix your own poverty you're
05:35fucking dead meat
05:41brother please don't fight let's just go i want to go home
06:01broke ass losers hit me if you've got the guts pathetic trash crawl back to whatever gutter
06:21you came from
06:24noah my sickness
06:29i don't want treatment anymore no i'll get the money just trust me okay i do trust you i just
06:38want to
06:39spend whatever time i have left with you noah if i mean if i really die someday promise me you'll
06:48stop
06:48fighting take care of yourself and find someone you love that way i'll be happy up there
06:58i'm so sorry lily it's all my fault for being so damn useless i'm sorry i'm so sorry
07:13lily i swear i'll save you no matter the cost
07:24lucas you know where gideon's place is
07:35filthy whore you got some nerve showing up here get out of my way i'm not here for small-time
07:41punks
07:42like you i need to see gideon you little bitch who do you think you are you think you can
07:48just see
07:49our boss whenever you want corbin let him in
07:59just you wait i'll fuck you up someday
08:15what do you want i'll be your bride but i want a million dollars just another gold digger after all
08:25deal
08:34what are you doing
08:36what are you doing
08:38just checking the goods sweetheart gotta see if my million's worth it
09:08i don't
09:10don't
09:12don't wanna
09:14don't stop
09:15you asked for it
09:17the top half checks out nicely but i wonder if what's below is just as appetizing
09:30wait i'm not ready yet get up you passed the test
09:36i'm not into men i just need someone tough enough for the mafia and to get me out of this
09:42arranged
09:43marriage most importantly someone who won't fall for me i swear i won't i've been straight my whole life
09:52a smart businessman never trusts empty promises
09:56sign this marriage contract and the million is all yours
10:00just remember
10:02just remember fall for me and you owe ten times that
10:13you
10:13you bastard how dare you
10:20to be my bride first thing you got to take out three big guys with one shot
10:31second in front of others you act like we're madly in love
10:37always
10:42yes darling i
10:47third you gotta be good in bed
10:50okay
10:51hell no the ass stuff wasn't in the damn contract
10:59hell no the ass stuff wasn't in the damn contract relax i have a male interest in men's asses
11:08but we can act it out when necessary
11:14a wedding gift for you
11:17for me is it cash jewelry or or a property deed
11:24boss uh isn't this wedding gift a little bit hasty
11:33i think it suits you perfectly especially for meeting your rival
11:43i think it suits you perfectly
11:49damn they aren't the rivals laggies right
12:01what are you looking at who are all these people
12:07cutthroat killers
12:12cross them and you'll end up
12:16as mince to me
12:18oh god
12:18i just wanted some medical money
12:21i don't want to die
12:22why so nervous remember what i said act like a boss
12:26and also we need to look madly in love
12:34at all times
12:39wait people are watching oh no no no they're completely furious now
12:51missus
12:52oh my
12:55go get the missus some vodka to cool down
12:59you were messing with me
13:02who's calling that
13:03i'm gideon's missus
13:11out of my way
13:12tell gideon to get out here and face me
13:15well well if it isn't the young lady of the black family sorry i didn't greet you earlier
13:20get lost
13:25miss lena our boss has already canceled the engagement with you
13:30stop causing trouble
13:31who the hell are you
13:33tell gideon to return the weapons he took from my family's dock last week
13:37then we'll talk
13:38you
13:40that wasn't a partnership
13:42my men took those fair and square
13:45why should i return anything
13:47if we weren't engaged i wouldn't hold back
13:50gideon marry me and it's settled
13:54sorry i can't
13:56i like me and i already have a new fiance
13:59say
14:01what no way
14:04baby prove it to them say it loud
14:07i i won't
14:09five hundred thousand
14:11i am gideon's bride he loves me day and night
14:16takes me seven times with all his might
14:18tomorrow we'll marry that's right just give up your fight
14:27oh my goodness boss and the business are so adorable together
14:38well done baby
14:41you sons of bitches how dare you humiliate me like this
14:45you'll pay for this
14:50you
14:51fucking whore die
14:53touch my fiance and i'll kill you first
14:57back the fuck up off our boss
15:04don't chicken out now show them what you got
15:08yeah then pull the damn trigger
15:11kill me if you want but gideon will never marry you
15:16you and your whole crew gonna die right here over your stupid impulse
15:21we'll swallow up your entire gang and gideon's gonna spend forever thinking about me
15:26loving me crying his eyes out over me
15:32come on do it it's a good deal i'm ready
15:52you
15:53you
15:53bitch i'm not giving you what you want
15:56gideon i'm not giving up
16:05well done baby
16:07as a reward i'm taking you somewhere special
16:10where you're gonna let me go wild with your black card
16:24i just solved your problem and now you're killing me
16:30help he's gonna kill me
16:34get off me
16:35let go
16:36kill you
16:37oh baby i'm just bringing my wife to meet my mom
16:48mom
16:49tomorrow i'm finally breaking free from this arranged marriage
16:55i'm taking this freedom and seeing all those places you never got to see
17:01feeling everything they stole from you
17:06hey
17:07why are you crying
17:10what's going on here
17:12today's the anniversary of when boss lost his mom
17:17boss's mama had a childhood sweetheart
17:21they swore they'd be together forever
17:25but some family politics forced her to cut her man loose and marry someone she didn't love
17:31the boss's father that old man was psycho possessive
17:36wouldn't let her step foot outside the gang
17:38wouldn't let her see any other men
17:42ten years straight she was just a pretty bird in a gilded cage
17:48then one day
17:50she left the boss with her last words
17:54baby boy
17:56promise me you'll be free
17:59then she killed herself right in the cage that crushed her spirit
18:07boss buried all that pain and rage for 18 long years
18:14and then at 28 he finally took the crown and became king
18:23but that old bastard had left behind a will
18:27it says boss has got to get married to inherit the gang
18:31and the new female head of the gang can only be lena
18:38thank god our boss fell for a man
18:41the will doesn't say who the male head has to be
18:44mrs you're literally our boss's lifesaver
18:51so he's been through the same hell i have
18:58on my eighth birthday my parents got smashed in a wreck while grabbing my cake
19:05just like that me and lily were orphans
19:12so he's been through the same time
19:13if i hadn't been such a brat wanting cake from that specific shop
19:18they'd never have driven down that street
19:21never crashed
19:28the guilt ate me alive
19:30i couldn't face lily or myself anymore
19:34so i became a coward
19:39i cried and ran heading straight for what i hoped was the end
19:53mom always said the ocean went on forever
19:57i figured all that water could wash away what i'd done
20:05that's when god sent an angel to forgive me
20:11whatever you've been through yesterday's regrets don't have to become tomorrow's grave
20:16stay alive okay
20:19the ocean was freezing that night but his embrace warmed me and still does
20:26if i'd found him when he was broken like that maybe i could have held him too
20:33strange why do they seem so similar
20:36what are you waiting for come on
20:41call me husband in front of our mom
20:43i take it back no way in hell they're the same person
21:00gideon's little lap dog you got the balls to follow me home spare me miss black
21:06i'm here to help you get rid of your competition you'd sell out gideon what's your price
21:13just hand over that pretty boy noah to me
21:27um i heard your mom used to make this for you took me a few tries to get it right
21:38did you blow up my kitchen if you don't want it give it back
21:48who says i don't want it
22:06wow you are crying is it that good
22:10you put in too much pepper it's burning my throat nonsense i didn't use any pepper let me taste it
22:22it tastes just like my mom's noah thank you
22:30yeah maybe i did go crazy with the pepper
22:40noah i really appreciate this
22:45here's your payment what the hell isn't this what you wanted you think i'm being nice to you
22:54just to get your money then what do you want figure it out yourself
23:00assholes
23:05what the hell is wrong with you
23:11you falling for me or something
23:17you falling for me or something who the hell would ever
23:23someone's taking photos outside don't blow our cover what should i do
23:33looks like we're doing a bedroom scene baby
23:41weird i should be disgusted right now
23:45why don't i want to push him away
24:11i can't do this anymore
24:14i'm going home
24:25They're gone.
24:27Get some sleep for the wedding tomorrow.
24:31Jerk!
24:32Jumps in and out of character like flipping a switch.
24:38Noah, what were you hoping for?
24:40You're both straight.
24:42Don't catch feelings.
24:45Remember that $10 million penalty if you fall for him.
24:54Shit.
24:55I'm actually getting hard for a dude.
25:01I thought you said their marriage was fake.
25:04So how the hell are they sleeping together?
25:06I don't know how this happened either, but I've got a plan.
25:10Tomorrow I'll sneak you into the venue.
25:12We're going to crash the wedding.
25:26Boss, this isn't appropriate.
25:29We're getting married today.
25:31Get lost.
25:32That's gross.
25:35This doesn't make sense.
25:37I feel nothing for other men.
25:39So what was last night about?
25:48Damn.
25:50Something's definitely wrong with me.
25:54Mrs. You forgot your bow tie.
26:07Watch yourself at the wedding.
26:09Lena might try something.
26:11Is he actually worried about me?
26:14Remember, just stay in character.
26:17And another million is waiting after today.
26:20So he's worried about the performance.
26:23Got it.
26:24But since no one's watching now, let's keep our distance.
26:29What's with you today?
26:31Did I do something wrong?
26:34Or did you hate what happened last night?
26:37If only.
26:39But the thing is, I actually liked it.
26:42That's the real disaster.
26:50Noah, don't go down this road.
26:56Hate it?
26:58Hell no.
26:59An extra million for rolling around in bed?
27:02I'm thrilled.
27:05You're happy just for the cash?
27:11What else?
27:13You think I'd catch feelings for you?
27:17Relax.
27:18Money's my only love.
27:20No way I'm risking that 10 million penalty.
27:23I'll nail this performance.
27:25Besides, for the right price, I'll kiss, hug, even have sex.
27:30That's just business.
27:31That's just me.
27:33I can handle this.
27:35I'm out.
27:43Weird.
27:44Why does my heart suddenly hurt?
27:52Focus, Noah.
27:54Just get through this act.
27:56That's right.
27:57Back to the plan.
27:59Maybe then this ape will stop.
28:01Now, gentlemen, please exchange the rings.
28:12It's so beautiful.
28:14Too bad it's all fake.
28:16Are you really ready for this?
28:19Yes.
28:23Stop them.
28:37Don't worry.
28:39They'll be fine.
28:40Protect the boss and the missus.
28:46Father, you may now kiss your husband.
28:53You may now kiss your husband.
28:56Stop it.
29:04See?
29:05Told you.
29:06The ceremony is complete.
29:08I now pronounce Gideon and Noah legally married.
29:12So, honey, want to see how your husband tear through them?
29:17Watch over the missus.
29:19Yes, sir.
29:20Time for me to clean house.
29:22Time for me to clean house.
29:22Let's go.
29:33I'll see you later.
29:36Oh. I
29:38lose that. I'll die.
29:40ck- Stop
29:41her. I
29:43won't finish
29:43that. I'll die.
29:44I won't pop.
29:45I'll die. Oh.
29:47Oh. Oh.
29:51Hell,
29:52It's over, Lena. The wedding's done.
29:56You can't use the marriage to threaten me anymore.
29:59Oh, yeah? What if I used your wife against you?
30:03Let go of me!
30:06Corbin, you traitor!
30:11Make a choice, Gideon. Marry me or watch him die.
30:19Gideon, forget about me!
30:21I'm not afraid to die.
30:28Don't touch him. Whatever you want, take it from me.
30:32Fine. Marry me then.
30:34Okay.
30:37Gideon, what are you doing? You promised your mother you'd be free!
30:42I'll do anything you want. Just let him go.
30:48If you hadn't agreed, I might have spared him.
30:51But now, he has to die!
30:55No!
30:58Is this how I die?
31:01I never got to see Lily recover.
31:04Never told Gideon that...
31:07Maybe I've fallen for him.
31:09Noah!
31:12Noah!
31:25BOOOOOOOSS!
31:32No. You'd even do this for him?
31:38Gideon, I lost. Completely.
31:41Please. Hold on. Call an ambulance. Now.
31:50I promised you'd be fine.
32:07NOOOOOOOOO!!!
32:10Gideon
32:11Gideon no no Gideon wake up
32:15Please wake up. Why save me?
32:19You're supposed to be the untouchable mafia king. Why die for someone like me?
32:25Gideon I killed Gideon
32:31Whoever killed Gideon will pay with their blood
32:34Everyone listen up kill every black gang member
32:48Protect miss black
33:01Miss we can't hold them off. We must retreat now
33:06I killed you miss black wait for me
33:17Traitor don't think you can escape
33:21Gideon
33:23Gideon
33:27Mrs. You need to leave black's reinforcements are coming. It's dangerous here
33:33No Gideon died saving me. I don't deserve to live if you could
33:41Please take care of my sister
33:46Boss's finger moved he's still alive
34:00Mrs. Mrs. Mrs.
34:03Mrs.
34:44Kideon, you bastard!
34:46I was just here for a job, and now you've dumped the whole damn gang on me!
34:51If you dare die, I swear I'll turn your headquarters into a public toilet,
34:57force everyone to strip at nightclubs, and get a hundred gays to jerk off at your grave.
35:06How can you just take this?
35:11Kideon, I'm begging you.
35:13Please wake up.
35:16Please.
35:17Please.
35:20Gideon.
35:21Mom?
35:25Mom!
35:36Mom, I don't ever want to meet you again.
35:40Then come with me, sweetie.
35:42We'll stay together forever.
35:49Don't go!
35:53Yesterday's regrets don't have to become tomorrow's grave.
35:57That's not where you belong!
36:06Son, you're free to choose your own path.
36:10Follow what you really want.
36:14Hey, come back with me!
36:42Noah, I'm back.
36:47You really want to do this, with everyone watching?
36:51Hurry up.
36:52I want it now.
36:55Uh...
36:58Fine.
37:08This is amazing!
37:10Boss, what finally woke you up?
37:14Obviously, it was because of me.
37:16Oh, I dreamed about that girl from 18 years ago.
37:19Ooh, could it be your first love you've never forgotten?
37:27What's wrong?
37:28Did the apple bite you or something?
37:34This is how I cut apples.
37:37If you don't like it, go ask your precious first love to do it.
37:46I forgot he's straight.
37:48As if he'd wake up because of me.
37:52Noah!
37:54Lily?
37:58Why'd he suddenly storm off like that?
38:02Boss, maybe when you mentioned dreaming about your first love,
38:07the missus got jealous?
38:12Jealous?
38:13Wait, does Noah like me?
38:27Noah, I've missed you so much.
38:33Right, I forgot he's straight.
38:37How could he possibly like me?
38:43Noah, does that man know you?
38:48Gideon?
38:49You're still injured!
38:51What are you doing here?
38:52If I hadn't come out,
38:54I wouldn't have caught you hugging someone else.
38:57Huh?
38:58Noah, who is this?
39:00Oh, I'm his hug.
39:02Oh, he...
39:02He's my boss!
39:04So it's you, sir.
39:06Noah told me you covered my medical bills
39:08so I could continue my treatment.
39:11Thank you so much.
39:13What?
39:14Excuse us.
39:15I need a word with Noah.
39:18So that deal you made with me
39:20was for her medical bills?
39:23So he wasn't just after my money.
39:26She's the most important person in my life.
39:29I'd do anything for her.
39:31You're using my money on her?
39:34And you're not even sorry about it?
39:37Is that a problem?
39:39Yes.
39:39Noah, don't forget we're still legally married.
39:49Why is he so upset?
39:51It's only natural I take care of my sister.
39:55I just don't get straight, guys.
39:59Damn it!
40:00Lost him again!
40:01Split up!
40:02We have to catch him this time!
40:06I can't let Gideon catch me.
40:09He'll torture me to death.
40:11I've got to run!
40:14Get long!
40:15Please take me in, Miss Black.
40:17I still have ways to get rid of Noah.
40:20I'm done wasting energy on someone I can't have.
40:24Their connection is too strong.
40:28Just go.
40:30Miss Black!
40:31Miss Black!
40:34Noah!
40:35This is all your fault!
40:37I'll make you pay!
40:41No.
40:48Boss, why did you...
40:53Leave the hospital so soon?
40:56Hmm.
40:57Any longer in there and I'd die from frustration before my gunshot wound healed.
41:02Ha!
41:02I bet you just rushed out to find your first love.
41:06Exactly!
41:06My first love is sweet and adorable.
41:10Absolutely the woman of my dreams.
41:13Oh, too bad for you.
41:15No matter how perfect she is, you're stuck with me.
41:19A hard-edged guy with a terrible temper.
41:24Ha!
41:26Ha!
41:27Ha!
41:28What is happening right now?
41:30God, please rescue me!
41:33Ha!
41:35Ha!
41:41Hello?
41:42What?
41:43You found Corbin?
41:46Hallelujah!
41:47Hallelujah!
41:48Hallelujah!
41:50Hallelujah!
41:50Hallelujah!
41:50Hallelujah!
41:50Ahem!
41:51Ahem!
41:52Misses!
41:53Gotta go!
41:54Ahem!
41:54Ahem!
41:54Finally breathe!
41:57Ahem!
42:04I'm taking a shower.
42:06No!
42:06Your wound can't get wet!
42:08Aw!
42:09Worried about me?
42:10I'm-I'm just worried you'll die in there and I won't get paid.
42:16Heh!
42:18Don't worry.
42:19Even if I die, your money will still come through.
42:23Wouldn't want to delay treatment for your...
42:25Important person!
42:30Ungrateful jerk!
42:31Call me a dog if I ever care about you again.
42:35Huh!
42:38Gideon!
42:40Are you okay?
42:41Something in a sound.
42:42Yes!
42:43Yes!
42:44Yes!
42:48Yes!
42:50Holy crap!
42:51Is that an elephant?
42:53Is that an elephant?
42:56Huh?
42:58Oh!
43:00No!
43:02No!
43:10What's that?
43:11Is that elephant?
43:12What's wrong? Did I hit your wound? Let me see!
43:16So you do care about me after all.
43:20You jerk! You tricked me again!
43:24Noah, I can't move. Mind helping me shower?
43:30No way. Turn your head.
43:37Raise your arm.
43:43Get up.
43:48Um, just lie back down.
43:52We're both straight. What are you getting all shy for?
43:56I'm not shy. It's not like I don't have one.
44:00Oh, really? Then why don't we just shower together?
44:05No way.
44:17What's wrong?
44:22What happened here?
44:24Just caught a stray bullet at the wedding. It's nothing.
44:28Aren't you like a rabbit? Why didn't you run to somewhere safe?
44:32I don't know. When I saw you fall in front of me, I didn't want to run away anymore.
44:42Noah, what am I to you, really?
44:51I... I don't know.
44:53Then look me in the eyes and tell me.
44:55Do you have feelings for me?
44:58God, yes! Of course I do!
45:01But...
45:01I dreamed about that girl from 18 years ago.
45:05Fall for me? And you owe 10 times that.
45:08I don't even have the right to fall for you.
45:12No, I don't.
45:15Then why can't you look me in the eyes?
45:17I...
45:22Who war...
45:24No, I don't listen.
45:32Who sauve.
45:32Oh, I.
45:35Stop! You're bleeding.
45:37Who cares?
45:39Doesn't hurt a bit...
45:56I... I'm sorry.
45:59We can't do this.
46:08Why not?
46:10Is it because of that girl at the hospital?
46:16Yeah.
46:25Noah, you're the only one who can make this hurt.
46:36Forget it, Noah.
46:38Nothing can happen between you two.
46:41Just focus on helping Lily recover.
46:43That's all the happiness you get.
46:48Lily?
46:50Lily!
46:51Lily!
46:52Lily!
46:53Lily!
46:57Want your sister back?
46:59Meet me at the abandoned warehouse in East District.
47:02Lily!
47:07Lily!
47:09Lily!
47:09Lily!
47:13Lily!
47:13Lily!
47:13Lily!
47:13Lily!
47:13Lily!
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