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АLL SТАЯS S11E02
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00:06You
00:10Where's the couch?
00:12No, why you sit in the middle take up all the goddamn space being in the top in the first
00:15challenge. It's un-fucking real. It's
00:18Unreal
00:19Losing the lip-sync. I'm not pressed. You know, this is my very first win of
00:25anything on drag race ever
00:28And now I have two points off to the races
00:31Congratulations, ladies. Congratulations. Thank you
00:35Considering I'm at home on the first episode in the last all-stars. It's quite a surprise. The redemption is
00:41beginning. I won ten thousand dollars
00:43I want an extra point. I am the front-runner in the competition and I don't have an mbq point
00:49to give away
00:49So I get to sit back relax and enjoy the carnage
00:56Oh, y'all so quiet
00:58Everybody okay? No, um, but honestly, I mean, I mean, I'm in
01:02I don't want to stay in shock cuz I don't want to invalidate you guys cuz you know both did
01:06I mean everybody did amazing it just definitely stung you ate it up in the challenge
01:10I thought your runaway was so incredible. Thank you. So definitely don't feel down on yourself
01:14I mean, I do feel horrible. Oh, I do I
01:18Am P-L-U-C-K-E-D plucked honey because I was so close to winning and I didn't
01:24get that win
01:24So it's just really it's hurting me right now. How do you how do you how do y'all feel?
01:28I mean, I'm I am of course upset because I have a lot to prove
01:32I I just I need my moment. I need I need it so bad. I just wish I was better
01:37I guess I feel like I do everything wrong. You did great
01:40You remind me of season two mystique because your drag is not the same as everybody else's drag
01:45Yep, a lot of people can't do what you do. Baby, I'm not about to get a pizza box
01:48Cut that bitch up put it on because in five minutes. I'm gonna sweat and it's gonna fall down. Oh
01:52preach
01:53Baby, no one else needs to tell you why you're special. You need to realize why you're special. Why your
01:59drag matters
02:03Mystique and I go way back. I seen how she competes and mystique is good at strategy. I appreciate that
02:08sister. No, you're welcome
02:09You're welcome. So I think she's
02:12Masterminding how she's going to get her points
02:15Which is good for her
02:16How do you guys plan on spreading out these points?
02:20I feel like I still need to like just one more minute to decide cuz like I mean the three
02:24of you
02:24I mean, I'm obsessed with you Miami and you're like the sweetest person I've ever met
02:27So I need a little bit of I need a moment to decide my strategy is to just see who
02:32will give me their point first
02:33I am expecting some MVQ points at least one or two because lucky is from Miami and we have some
02:39form of an alliance going on
02:40And also I choreographed this whole thing each fucking person's number
02:44I deserve a point from each girl
02:46Sorry, is that is that crazy to say?
02:49I feel like I'm gonna be very honest about everything and I don't do the whole like alliance thing
02:56You know, it's all about helping a sister out in need to me somebody who's like giving me great energy
03:01somebody who's made me feel welcomed with that being said
03:05I shall give my point to my sister mystique
03:10Aw, thank you
03:12She has honestly been so so sweet so kind and I feel like you you deserve it
03:16Oh, thank you. Thank you
03:20What the fuck I will be giving my point
03:24The more thing sir, you were amazing this week
03:28I don't wanna get back up in the world
03:30Oh, thank you so much. You're so welcome girl. No, I'm gagging me and Morgan discussed with an alliance
03:35But that bitch became the frontrunner overnight and I feel like this week morphing was the most valuable queen
03:40She did help us out a lot honestly without her
03:45Probably won't be no top so who I'm getting my point to
03:49Hopefully this one point is going to help this person figure out why they're special and why they deserve to
03:56be here
03:57Apertina, please get this lady this point so you can sit down and hush so I'm giving my point to
04:01lucky
04:02Oh my god, sister. Thank you. No, you're welcome, baby
04:04So we next I think so sister. I mean I would give it to myself
04:09Duh
04:10But um, I'm gonna give it to someone that I've been obsessed with forever and she's another body queen
04:17I'm gonna give it to you, Akira. Thank you
04:20Kumbaya, baby, kumbaya
04:21Mwah
04:22Put my point on that board, baby
04:23Now
04:24Now
04:25I was going to give my point to lucky because lucky was the one that wanted to do a miami
04:29alliance
04:30So girl, this is giving telemundo telenovela univision.com the house
04:34She literally in the beginning said i'm gonna do an alliance with you. She literally said that
04:39So honestly, fuck that bitch. Oh
04:41Lucky just slept with my man and slapped me and then put my house on fire
04:47Girl
04:48It's just one. I could have had two
04:50I could have I could have been you could have had two
04:52It's okay
04:53It's okay
04:54It's okay sister
04:54In a telenovela
04:56The bitches get pushed off a cliff
05:00She took your back room and she met
05:03Girl
05:04Yes
05:05Welcome to the work room
05:07They updated the scoreboard
05:09Oh wow
05:10Oh my god
05:10I love you
05:10It's a new day in the work room and I am sporting my beautiful number one
05:15So that all the girls know I'm number one
05:18Aka I had one point
05:19So Morgan how do you feel seeing the number three up there
05:23Excited happy
05:24Cautious
05:25Yeah
05:25Why cautious?
05:26Because now I'm the front runner and does that put a target on my back?
05:30I feel like winning the first challenge puts a huge target
05:33So Dawn do you do you also feel like you have a target on your back?
05:36No I didn't win
05:37Well me neither
05:39And then you know adding salt to the wound you know um lucky
05:43With a sister what do you mean by I added salt to the wound?
05:47I mean I was already upset and then I thought we had a little something going on
05:50Because we're from Miami
05:51We are from Miami
05:51We were supposed to look out for each other
05:53So last week was like okay I see how this is going to go
05:55I never came here for alliances I go based off of like
05:59But that's not what you said when you first got here to the table and you were like
06:02Oh we should do a little Miami alliance
06:04Because you did say that to me in the top camera
06:05Well actually you said that to me first
06:07I did not say that to you first
06:10Sister we should do a little azuka alliance
06:12Azuka oh
06:13Sister it's okay because you know what
06:15It's not to make it up to you I brought you a little tip
06:18Oh thank you
06:19It may not be as expensive as a cash tip of ten thousand dollars
06:22Thank you thank you
06:23In a room full of girls who have been so nice and kind to me
06:25Why would I give the shady girls in the corner my point?
06:30I don't know you tell me what would you do America?
06:32It's fine
06:33It is fine everything's fine
06:35It ain't fine
06:36No shade lucky I was going to give you my point I really was
06:39Damn so I was a pity point?
06:40No
06:40Akira I will you are my girl for life
06:46Oh
06:47Oh
06:47Oh
06:48Oh
06:48Oh
06:48Oh
06:48Oh
06:48Oh
06:49Oh
06:49Oh
06:49Oh
06:50Oh
06:51Oh
06:51Oh
06:51Oh
06:52Here's my queer
06:53Yeah
06:54I'd like to order a tall glass of glamour
06:58Straight up
06:59No chaser
07:03Hello hello hello
07:04Oh, yeah.
07:06Oh, the shoes?
07:07Yes, for the shoes.
07:08Now, let's just see if I can make it down the stairs.
07:12Good morning, All-Stars.
07:13Good morning.
07:14I have a mission impossible for you.
07:17Oh, jeez.
07:18Oh, pit crew.
07:22Oh.
07:23Oh, hey.
07:25Ladykins, it's time for you to put on your big girl panties.
07:30Oh.
07:31Oh.
07:32Oh.
07:33Come on, Grandma.
07:33That's not really my aesthetic.
07:36Today's mini-challenge, if you choose to accept it,
07:39is to wiggle your way into these panties.
07:42But you have to do it without using your hands.
07:46Oh, okay.
07:47Oh, I can't wait.
07:48Ladykins, the first queen to pull up your panties
07:52without using your hands will set a new world record.
07:58This mini-challenge will self-destruct in one minute.
08:02Ready?
08:04Set.
08:05Go.
08:06Oh.
08:07Oh, Jesus.
08:09Listen, I've never had to pull my pants up without any hands.
08:14Usually they pull them down for me if we get to that point.
08:17Oh.
08:18Okay.
08:18Wait, it's not that.
08:19I think that if you have shape like a curia or morphine,
08:23it's easy to move panties around a shape.
08:26And let me tell you, myself and Lucky Stars ain't got no kind of ass.
08:29Ooh.
08:30Ooh.
08:31It's like putting a panty on a ruler.
08:33Goddamn.
08:35Come on.
08:36Hold on.
08:37Let me see.
08:38I feel like a curia's struggling because, girl,
08:39she got a whole lot of a donka-donk on that tonk.
08:42So this is what Bellevue looks like.
08:44Uh-huh.
08:46Wait, hold on.
08:48Okay, wait.
08:49Get away from me, bitch.
08:50Why are you rolling up on me?
08:53How fucking hard could it be to put on panties?
09:00Evidently, very.
09:01Three, two, one.
09:04Time's up.
09:06Now, y'all got your panties in a bunch.
09:08But sadly, no one is a winner, baby.
09:12So you leave me no choice but to give each of you $500.
09:20Yay!
09:22One small step for science, one giant leap for goddamn stupidity.
09:32All stars, call me old fashioned, but nothing beats a night out at your favorite local bar.
09:39Mm-hmm.
09:40It's where friends, go-go dancers, DJs, bartenders, and drag performers come together to create community
09:49and let it all hang out.
09:51Yeah.
09:52For this week's Maxi Challenge, you need to use materials inspired by different types of queer bars
09:58and turn them into high fashion, darling.
10:02The inspirations include the leather bar, like the ramrod in Fort Lauderdale.
10:09All right.
10:10I wonder what they do there.
10:11I wonder.
10:12The country and western bar, like the Roundup Saloon in Dallas.
10:16All right.
10:16Yes.
10:17The tropical bar, like Hula's in Honolulu, Hawaii.
10:21Yes.
10:22There's the piano bar, like Martoonie's in San Francisco.
10:27The Kitchy bar, like Hamburger Mary's in West Hollywood.
10:31Mm-hmm.
10:31Hamburger Mary's all across this damn country.
10:36And finally, the white party.
10:39Mm-hmm.
10:39Flashback to epic celebrations in Miami and beyond.
10:44Yes.
10:45Morgan McMichaels, you won last week's Lip Sync, so you get to choose your materials first.
10:52Ooh.
10:53Which bar do you choose?
10:54I think that I'm going to go leather.
10:58I knew it.
10:58Yeah.
10:58I knew it, girl.
10:59I could definitely see that.
11:01You know, it fits.
11:02Now, Morgan, you get to choose who picks next.
11:05Um, Akeria.
11:08I'm going to go with the white party.
11:09Y'all know I'm known for the glitz and the glam.
11:11I saw a disco ball, some white shiny fabric.
11:15Okay, this might be my gig a little bit.
11:17All right, Akeria, who chooses next?
11:19I'm just going to go with Mystique.
11:21Yes.
11:22Season two, I went home with this.
11:24So, you know what?
11:25Let's do Redeeming Country Western Bar.
11:27Oh.
11:28Oh.
11:29Okay.
11:30Mystique, who chooses next?
11:31Let's go.
11:32Just straight down the line.
11:33Dawn.
11:33They act like this is some form of democracy and everyone's going down the line.
11:37And girl, I am laser, laser looking at Piano Bar.
11:41And thank God it, Dawn is my ride or die in this bracket.
11:44One hundred thousand percent.
11:46I'm a piano.
11:48Um.
11:50Oh, shit.
11:52I think I'm gonna have to go with the Piano Bar.
11:57Oh.
11:58Oh.
11:59Fuck Dawn.
12:00Fuck everybody at this point, girl.
12:01I have five feathers left.
12:03At this point, I'm going to be a hairless duck.
12:06Just hairless.
12:07Nope.
12:08No feathers.
12:08I'm done.
12:08I'm plucked, girl.
12:10Sorry, girl.
12:11Did I fuck her over a little bit?
12:12Maybe.
12:13But if not, I was fucking myself over.
12:15I'm sorry.
12:16All right, Dawn.
12:17Who chooses next?
12:18I'm going to keep it going.
12:20Ms. Morphine Love.
12:21All right, Morphine, which bar do you choose?
12:24What's left?
12:25Tropical and Kitsch.
12:26I'll do tropical.
12:28All right.
12:28Which leaves the Kitsch-y bar to Miss Lucky Stars.
12:33I don't even know what the hell Kitsch means.
12:34What is Kitsch-y?
12:35Can somebody please inform me?
12:37I need a dictionary immediately.
12:38All Stars, you can use your own hair, accessories, and undergarments.
12:42But the rest of your look needs to come from the materials provided.
12:46And as always, your bar queen couture should show off your unique drag style.
12:52All Stars, start your engines.
12:54And may the best drag queen win.
12:56Oh, yeah.
12:57Yes.
13:09Oh, yes.
13:11This week's maxi challenge is to create a couture high fashion look from materials inspired by queer bars all across
13:19the country.
13:19I knew you were going to pick that one.
13:21That's so you.
13:21Well, it was either this, piano bar, or white party.
13:24I won the very first challenge on RuPaul's Drag Race Season 2.
13:27It was a design challenge, but Season 2 was 16 years ago.
13:30Now, expectations are higher when it comes to design challenges.
13:37I'm going to have to keep up.
13:41Is this a lip sync song?
13:45I have a history of doing very well in design challenges on Drag Race, but I never won anything.
13:51So, going through the piano bar materials, it's even better than I thought.
13:55Oh my god, I got some good shit over here.
13:57I think my chances to win are good, but do I feel comfortable?
14:01Absolutely fucking not.
14:03I only have one point above these other girls, okay?
14:06I got to keep this shit cooking.
14:08Oh.
14:10Morphine?
14:11Will you be my Valentine's?
14:12No.
14:14Never.
14:15That's not very nice.
14:16I really wanted piano bar.
14:18I know you did me dirty, sister.
14:19I did.
14:19I'm so sorry.
14:20Dawn is a rotted elf.
14:23Period.
14:24You didn't pick it just because I wanted it, right?
14:25No, absolutely not.
14:26Well, because you know what was left?
14:27Fucking piano bar, tropical bar, and kitch bar.
14:29But kitch bar is so you though.
14:30Don't fucking ever say that to me.
14:32You nasty rotted bitch.
14:34This reminds me of like my grandma's home in Miami.
14:37I'm upset about getting tropical bar because just too on the nose.
14:40Like everyone knows I'm from Miami.
14:41Everybody knows I'm tropical.
14:42Everybody knows.
14:43I wanted to do something different.
14:44So, I'm a little very upset.
14:47The fuck is this?
14:48What is this?
14:49What is this?
14:50It's a mat.
14:51Baby, that's a corset.
14:52There's two weeks left in the bracket and I only have one point.
14:55If I don't win this, it can get really hard to make it to the semi-finals.
14:59I've never been in this mindset.
15:00I'm trying to get out of it.
15:01You know what I mean?
15:01This beading though, this white beading is really fun.
15:03Yes, I'm happy I got this.
15:04I'm not really a sewer, but I am determined to get this together.
15:07I'm just going to do what I can.
15:08Yeah.
15:09Hope for the best.
15:10I mean, on my third 20th challenge, I looked great.
15:13It's just for me a bit basic.
15:15I believe the placement was what?
15:17No.
15:18Don, I don't need this right now.
15:19Get out of here.
15:20Leave me alone.
15:23Girl, you already working.
15:24I'm trying to create the base for a headpiece.
15:27Oh.
15:27The character is a party monster.
15:29That girl got that hot glue all on her hands.
15:31That's not burning?
15:32No.
15:33You know what's burning?
15:34I know. I don't want to know.
15:35My passion.
15:36Oh, I thought you were going to say something.
15:36Am I supposed to?
15:37See, there you go.
15:38They got a pen for that.
15:39I went home on a design challenge on my season.
15:42It was not me at all.
15:43It was not my aesthetic.
15:44It was not my style.
15:45This isn't your strong suit.
15:47So maybe get back to what is.
15:49But these kitschy materials are not that bad now that I'm looking at them.
15:51You know what?
15:51Maybe the drag gods are with me today.
15:53This could be a real redemption.
15:55None of these girls could do what I do.
15:58You have glue all in your hair.
16:00That's what happens over here.
16:04Hey, Tyria.
16:05Hey, I have a question for you.
16:07This is what I'm thinking.
16:09Mm-hmm.
16:10Having this as babysit.
16:13Right?
16:13A leather bathing thing?
16:16Or a leotard.
16:17There you go.
16:17Leotard.
16:18Oh, okay.
16:18Sewing is not my expertise.
16:20I pay people to do that for me.
16:22So who is giving us a piece sewer?
16:25Vicaria.
16:26So come here, baby.
16:27It's time to give auntie emotional support.
16:30And you know how Michelle feels about leotards.
16:32Right.
16:32Because you still want to be high fashion.
16:34And you already got the critiques last week that you were the shy person.
16:37In this look, I kept trying to see LaToya, but I kept seeing Albertina Walker.
16:40When I watched the performance, I thought you were shy.
16:43Right.
16:43So you want to do something that's going to make yourself stand out.
16:46True.
16:47I need help with that.
16:47You and all that crap.
16:48Yeah, that's fine.
16:49Yeah.
16:49Oh, look at your sketch.
16:51Playing around, girl.
16:53We're not.
16:55Granted, I don't sketch whatsoever, but I wouldn't know where to start with her sketch.
16:59Like, do y'all remember the game, Hangman?
17:00It's not even that good.
17:02I just don't want you to...
17:03Alvinita, you're sitting.
17:05Bitch, fuck you, too.
17:07Alvinita goes to the rodeo.
17:08No, a lady.
17:12What do you guys think is your biggest challenge challenge?
17:14No, not me.
17:15No, I would say Dawn.
17:16For me, it's you and Dawn.
17:17Is Dawn a seamstress?
17:19Yeah.
17:19We're a major fucking seamstress.
17:21Like, she could just hit it last.
17:21You know how to sew.
17:23Um, I'm self-taught, but when I sew, it's very trial and error.
17:27So, being that we're limited, I can't really play trial and error.
17:31From what I produce at home, I think people feel as if, you know, oh, Akira's going to
17:35excel in this challenge.
17:36This is your challenge, Dawn.
17:40So think about that.
17:42But this is not my creative process whatsoever.
17:44I have to be cooking or doing something random, and then, you know, it's my ideal of
17:48pop-up.
17:49Here?
17:50It's a different ballgame.
17:51Or what if I did a big, stupid code?
17:54I just don't know yet, but I really want this to do something.
17:57There's no room for error.
17:59There's no time for error.
18:00Fuck room.
18:01You know what to do.
18:03I don't have a clue.
18:08I don't know why I have these, you know, these hankies and all this color because, you know,
18:11it's big in the leather community.
18:13Oh, the hankie code?
18:13Yes.
18:14What color should we give the girls and in what pockets?
18:16The hankie code in the gay community was an undercover thing back in the day to let people know,
18:23here's what I'm into.
18:24I'm the giver.
18:24I'm the taker.
18:25Left, right.
18:26Who should get pink?
18:27We found ways to be ourselves through fashion.
18:31And I think that's pretty fucking genius.
18:33Who looks like they like dildos?
18:35Morphine.
18:36Here you go.
18:37Oh, I like this color.
18:38You see, Morgan, you was right.
18:40She said she likes the color.
18:41That means you love dildos.
18:44I like the color pink, obviously, but I'm a Christian woman.
18:47I don't play with those things.
18:49What about cream?
18:51Morphine.
18:51Morphine.
18:52Here you go.
18:53What does this mean?
18:55Learn your history.
18:57And I'm a virgin.
19:00Why are you laughing?
19:01I look like I'm here to do housekeeping.
19:05Housekeeping.
19:06Girl.
19:07You said it.
19:08I'll just say it.
19:09I come from a long line of housekeepers, hankie.
19:12Hey, all-stars.
19:14Hey.
19:15We've got company.
19:17Uh-oh.
19:17Hi, bitches.
19:20I brought drink tickets.
19:24It is time for the walkthrough with Rue.
19:26And our very special guest today is Raven.
19:29And I am so excited to see my bestie.
19:31Raven and I have competed together on season two.
19:34We've been friends for decades.
19:35She's a truth teller.
19:37There's no bullshit with her.
19:38Say hello to Raven.
19:39Hi.
19:40Hi, Morphine.
19:41You look gorgeous.
19:42What's your history with design challenges?
19:44I am a drag design challenge survivor.
19:47Oh.
19:48Yes, girl.
19:49Like, the first two challenges, I was safe.
19:51And the third one, I did like a goth mermaid tail gown.
19:54I thought I was maybe gonna be like in the top, but I was bottom three, but it's fine.
19:57So this time around, did you come with a silhouette that you know how to make?
20:01I'm doing mermaid tail pants.
20:04Okay.
20:04Like very Selena Quintanilla.
20:06Yeah.
20:06Because tropical is not really like grand, and I'm trying to make tropical like grand.
20:10Maybe like a tropical goddess.
20:12I don't know.
20:13Obviously, you're from Florida.
20:14You frequent tropical gay clubs.
20:17Uh-huh.
20:17Yeah.
20:17So maybe it's Kismet.
20:18Maybe you will turn this out and be in the top two.
20:20Top two.
20:21Uh-huh.
20:21Please.
20:22My God.
20:22Just do what you know and make it fabulous.
20:25And here's drink tickets.
20:27Should I get one more since I didn't get that point?
20:29No, but we're gonna need to see your IDs.
20:31Oh, girl.
20:32They always ask me that now.
20:33I look young.
20:34Hello, Dawn.
20:35How are we?
20:37Oh, is that a bug?
20:39Damn, girl.
20:40What the fuck?
20:40That's who I am.
20:42I will fucking fly up.
20:44Trust me.
20:45Did you bring this body form with you?
20:46I did.
20:47I'm very intrigued as to what this is gonna become.
20:49Yeah, I got the piano bar, and I'm going for something very structural.
20:54It looks like a lampshade right now.
20:56That's pretty elaborate, that outfit.
20:58Yes, it is.
20:59Raven, is it a toot or a boot?
21:01Well, based on just the sketch, it's a toot.
21:04And you know, I appreciate that, because you booted me a lot in my season.
21:06I did?
21:07She did.
21:08I'm gonna boot it.
21:09I'm gonna boot it all I want.
21:10I'm gonna give it a boot.
21:11I'm giving it a boot.
21:12For all of the boots, I'll give you two more.
21:16Thank you, Raven.
21:17My sketch gets a toot.
21:19I should feel confident, but I'm just hoping that I don't run out of time.
21:22I got Kitchy, the Kitchy bar.
21:24Okay.
21:24Okay.
21:25And what I got from that is color, prints, craziness.
21:29I'm thinking of literally being a party monster.
21:31Well, that's right up your alley, isn't it?
21:33A hundred percent.
21:34So do you, bitch.
21:35I'm having a lot of fun.
21:36Fun shmon.
21:37I've heard you girls say that.
21:38Two hundred thousand dollars.
21:40No, fuck fun.
21:41How about that?
21:42Yuck.
21:42Fuck fun.
21:43You can have fun with dream tickets.
21:45What are dream tickets?
21:45Actually, I'll give you six.
21:47They're made of paper.
21:48Use them in your luck.
21:49Oh my God.
21:50Let me know you're in.
21:51How about that?
21:52Ooh.
21:53Another body form.
21:54I brought this dress form from home.
21:56You know, that'll really make mannequins in my size.
21:58So I had to make sure that the curves hit the curves.
22:02Aside from coming to this competition, do you travel with a sewing machine to others?
22:07All the time.
22:07All the time.
22:08Because a woman is never sure.
22:10And someone may need something.
22:11Do you charge them?
22:12Oh.
22:13Do you work for free?
22:16No.
22:17Oh, thank you.
22:18And you made your outfit last week.
22:21Yes, I did.
22:21That was really beautiful.
22:22Good for you.
22:24And your design challenges, you did well.
22:27Mmm.
22:28I was safe.
22:29You didn't win any of the design challenges?
22:30I didn't win any design challenges.
22:32Now, you got the white party.
22:33Do you have a sketch or anything that you're thinking?
22:35No.
22:35I don't know exactly what I'm doing with it, but...
22:38Okay.
22:38All right.
22:39Well, this is beautiful fabric.
22:41I'm excited to see what you come up with.
22:43The weight of the world is on my shoulders, because Rue knows I travel with a sewing machine,
22:46and she knows that I design my costumes.
22:48But yeah, I haven't won a design challenge here.
22:50Some drink tickets.
22:51Oh, where's the bar?
22:53I have to figure out what I'm doing, because this is a great opportunity for me to add
22:57some more points to the board.
22:58So it's like, you're gonna either shit or get off the pot.
23:02Mystique Summers, this is your old competitor from season two.
23:06I know, and the hoe that sent me home from country western is here.
23:09Oh, that's cool.
23:10Yeah.
23:11I picked country western because I was like, season two, I went home with this.
23:15Let's try it now.
23:16Which is sometimes okay.
23:19I don't want to play safe.
23:20No.
23:21You want to be in the top.
23:23Well, correct.
23:24But I don't want nobody to be like, well, she picked piano bar because she already know
23:27that, and that's her strongest aesthetic.
23:28I'd rather be the one to be like, you know what?
23:30Let's just chance it.
23:32Okay.
23:32And we'll see where this is gonna go.
23:33Which is fierce.
23:34Yes.
23:34But let's hope it works in your favor.
23:36Yes, because what I'm designing is more like executive, where it's almost like a pencil
23:41skirt, with like a sheer, almost blouse at the top, with a nice brown leather coat.
23:46Okay.
23:46Rue and Raven are surprised that I went with the country bar.
23:49But last week, the judges said that I seem shy and timid.
23:53So, I can't keep coasting.
23:55I'd rather take that risk and fail than play a safe.
23:59Morgan, say hello to Raven.
24:01Vamy.
24:02Hi, Vamy.
24:02Obviously, Raven and yourself are very close.
24:05It's like a barnacle stuck to my ass.
24:08But we separate our work and friendship.
24:11This is her job.
24:12I'm a contestant.
24:12She has an Emmy.
24:13You have an NM up.
24:16Okay, you won last week's challenge, so you got to choose first.
24:20You chose leather bar.
24:21Do you have a sketch, or do you have an idea?
24:23I do not have a sketch, but I like structure.
24:25Then I've cut all of these, and I'm planning on creating structure with flowers.
24:30I saw you in a full leather outfit last week in the workroom.
24:33Your concept, is it something you've done before?
24:35No.
24:36The direction I want to go is more of a glamorous thing.
24:38Mm-hmm.
24:39You know, tight in here, loose out here.
24:43Now, that's unusual for you, isn't it?
24:45What I want to do is kind of...
24:48Now you've fucked me up.
24:49No, no, you're gonna...
24:50No, I'm just teasing.
24:52Rue is definitely making me question which direction I should be going in, and I'm a little nervous, because I
24:59have to be in the top.
25:00Drive home safely.
25:03Because I'm in the lead, and I know nobody else is giving me that point.
25:06I can guarantee it.
25:18No.
25:20No.
25:22No.
25:25No.
25:26No.
25:32No.
25:35No.
25:36I'm not in front of you.
25:37Oh my God.
25:37You're gonna judge me.
25:38My biggest concern with this design challenge is having unfinished edges, not having hems, it looking hodgepodgey.
25:44Look at that.
25:46Girl, it's giving the pre-pattern tights that I buy at my local Goodwill.
25:50Girl, that was disrespectful as fuck.
25:52I'm gonna eat you up in this fucking challenge, bitch.
25:54Yes, you are.
25:55I'm rooting for you, girl.
25:57What's wrong, poops?
25:59Hmm?
25:59What's wrong?
26:00Right now, I'm feeling the added pressure of everyone expecting me to excel, and I think
26:05that's messing with my idea process.
26:07Do you feel strong?
26:08No.
26:09For this?
26:10I'm stuck.
26:11Hey, Akira.
26:12When you can get a chance, can you show me how to put the shirts together?
26:14Bring it here, let me see.
26:16Akira, stretch fabric if it's a bodysuit, should it stretch this way or this way?
26:20I can help you.
26:21Akira, you wanna cover this?
26:22This is what you should do, baby.
26:23I don't mind helping, of course, but I'm really nervous because y'all at least have
26:28y'all meat and potatoes.
26:29I don't even have a plate.
26:31So, you know, at this point, it's like, you know what, Akira?
26:34Just jump on the sewing machine, and bitch, you can go from there.
26:38The girls are sewing.
26:39You hear that?
26:43This is big.
26:44The fuck?
26:45So you like my head?
26:46Yeah.
26:46It's real big, huh?
26:48It's a big head.
26:50What's that?
26:51Ah.
26:52Ooh.
26:52Oh, my God.
26:54Uh-uh.
26:55You're not gonna out-headpiece me.
26:57Is it about all the headpieces, sister?
26:59Not on my watch.
27:01Sister, you have a crack.
27:02No, sister, that's gonna be hidden, sister.
27:05Oh, good.
27:05This is drag, sister.
27:07Good.
27:07No, it is not about all the headpieces.
27:08She is not making a headpiece.
27:10She's making a fungal overgrowth.
27:12Rooting for you, queen.
27:13Me too.
27:14You know I'm the biggest Dawn fan.
27:15Oh, yes.
27:17Did anybody in here watch our country challenge on season two of RuPaul's Drag?
27:21Obviously, Mystique was a part of it.
27:22I just watched it.
27:24Mystique, baby.
27:25Why?
27:26Mystique.
27:27Now I'm not gonna lie, girl.
27:28When I tell you I laugh so hard at that wig.
27:31Yes.
27:32Yes.
27:32Well, you went home on that challenge.
27:34Yeah.
27:35So, this is your redemption.
27:37Right?
27:38Why is Morgan McMichaels all up in my goddamn business?
27:41What you need to do is create your costume.
27:44I just seen you've been doing all these little circles and everything and getting a little
27:47worried.
27:47I'm getting there.
27:48How are you doing, though?
27:49I'm doing good so far.
27:51So far, so good.
27:51Let's see.
27:52Can I see you?
27:53No, not yet.
27:53Okay.
27:54Wait until Akira helped me finish mine and then destroy myself.
27:57All right.
27:57I'll come over there in a minute.
27:58Let me finish doing this.
27:59Oh, yeah.
28:02This is like the biggest shower cab you've ever seen in your life.
28:06What in the Super Mario Brothers is happening over there?
28:10We're in a Mushroom Kingdom.
28:12Trust the process, honey.
28:13Trust the process.
28:19Let me get back to work.
28:22You good, Mary?
28:23As long as I get these things done, then I can figure out what the fuck I'm doing.
28:27Between my rose detailing and the leafs on the back of my train, I'm going to have to
28:31cut out probably hundreds of circles and triangles.
28:34There will be no sleep for me.
28:36Okay.
28:37Let's try her again.
28:40Oh, bitch.
28:42Concussion.
28:43I've got to get this done.
28:44And it has to look full.
28:46It has to look fantastic.
28:47And it has to look finished well.
28:48My head still hurts from you head-butting me.
28:50No, bitch.
28:51I think you did that on purpose.
28:52If you're trying to kick me out of the competition.
28:53Same to you.
28:54Well, bitch, it wouldn't be about head-butting you.
28:57Ow!
28:58Ha!
28:58Told you I'd take you out of here, bitch.
29:00Heh heh heh.
29:04This is going to look like a butthole.
29:06I need to pivot my strategy.
29:08I don't think you can go back.
29:10I just need to use a different fabric.
29:11But we live.
29:12No, I'm going to use a different fabric.
29:14What you thinking, Lincoln?
29:16I'm going to do a little sequence of dress with the design on it.
29:18Finally, I have my vision.
29:20It's a mixture of fashion and pageantry and creativity.
29:24So we're going to be like a space alien Barbie meets a galactic pageant whore.
29:29It's the end of the night.
29:31We're almost done.
29:32How do we feel?
29:33Do we feel cunt?
29:34Do we feel great?
29:35You look like you're going to do well.
29:37I look like a hope and a dream.
29:39I'm taking the white fur to make the boa.
29:42I have some sequence fabric that I have to cut into applique pieces.
29:46I need all the stones I can get.
29:48Don't run away from me, Argentina.
29:49But it's crunch time and bitch, I don't know if I have enough time to get it done.
29:54I am in complete frantic mode.
29:57Okay, are you excited?
30:00Work.
30:14This is how I feel right now.
30:16This is how I feel right now.
30:20Save a horse, ride a queer.
30:21Bitch, I'm done.
30:23We're getting ready to present our bar queen couture looks on the runway.
30:27Oh my God, I'm so exhausted.
30:29Everybody looks so drained, bitch.
30:30Everybody is like walking in so slow.
30:32Like it's going to be a body.
30:33Did anyone sleep at all?
30:35Nope.
30:35No.
30:35I don't know what sleep is.
30:36I feel a lot better than I did at the beginning of this process.
30:40I have really did what I needed to do with this look.
30:42Like she has now arrived.
30:44So did you keep the face hair because you're doing like a leather look?
30:48Oh, I forgot to shave.
30:51Oh no.
30:52Who thinks they have a good standing to be in the top?
30:55I like my outfit.
30:57I think I'm very excited for mine.
30:58You're excited for yours?
30:59Yeah, cause I'm a party monster, piñata, eleganza, extravaganza club kid.
31:03Cha-Cha Brown.
31:05I'm everything, bitch.
31:07Well, I know what I am.
31:08Confused.
31:09Mystique, how do you feel today?
31:11I feel great.
31:13Well accomplished.
31:14I know Mystique really, really well.
31:15And our season two sisterhood is very strong.
31:18I want to have a quick little chat with you.
31:20Last week, she was critiqued by the judges as being kind of shying in the back.
31:24The performance seemed a little subdued.
31:26I seen the fire under Mystique's ass on season two.
31:29So this week, I want Mystique to bring Mystique.
31:32I feel like I just want to tell you.
31:34This week, give me the Mystique that I know.
31:36Oh yeah.
31:37So when you hit that runway today, bitch, I want the fucking crazy ass.
31:42The high energy and all that stuff, yeah.
31:43Sell the garment.
31:44Morgan has given me friendly advice, which is sweet.
31:47A sisterhood is all about uplifting and helping each other.
31:50We might argue, that's okay.
31:52Because sisters fight.
31:54And I know Morgan gots my back.
32:00Tell me your friends are crazy.
32:02Tell me your friends are crazy.
32:05I'm a babe.
32:06To the bang.
32:07Ha!
32:10Finally, I get to do a design challenge that is very, like, me.
32:13I think the judges are going to be very intrigued.
32:17You got Kitch Bar, right?
32:18I got Kitch Bar.
32:19Which is right up your alley.
32:21And it's, like, inspired by Hamburger Mary's, right?
32:24You know, I've worked for Hamburger Mary's for about 20 years.
32:27What about Hamburger Mary's that's always so special to you?
32:29I love Hamburger Mary's.
32:30I've been a part of that show since my first days in drag.
32:34I've worked there forever.
32:35Like, we used to get ready on a pool table back in the day.
32:40Damn.
32:41Yeah.
32:41That's cool.
32:41You remember the first performance and the first time we did drag?
32:44Like, you remember the club?
32:45Oh, yeah.
32:46I used to do boy shows at first, though.
32:47Shut the fuck up.
32:48And I named myself Fabio because of the man on the front of the books.
32:51The very handsome guy.
32:51Fabio with the hair.
32:52I couldn't really express myself, and I started entertaining so that I could express myself.
32:56That's why it's important to have queer spaces to do that.
32:59You just have to take care of the queer bars, especially now.
33:01The hatred is very, very deep.
33:03Yeah.
33:03I know.
33:04I'll tell you this, though.
33:05You'd never forget where you come from.
33:07I'm a full believer in that.
33:09The world doesn't revolve on our nightlife, obviously.
33:11But I think in a lot of ways, queer people in any space can feel a bit targeted or a
33:16bit
33:17ostracized.
33:17And a queer bar is one of the only places you can go and you just feel safe.
33:22I started actually performing at this little club called Azucar.
33:26It was hosted by this gorgeous queen named Morphine Love Dion.
33:31And I was like, ooh, bitch, she is sickening.
33:33Not sickening enough to give a point to you, but sickening not enough.
33:37Wake it up.
33:38Wake it up, Auntie Morgan.
33:39Wake it the fuck up.
33:40She didn't say a word to me in the dressing room.
33:42Ah!
33:42She didn't say a word to me.
33:43That is not fucking true.
33:44That is the truth.
33:45So you not giving me a point is basically because I didn't talk to you that one time.
33:50Sister.
33:50No, no, you don't have to do anything you don't want to.
33:52If Mystique is next to me being super sweet, helping me last week, and I had my mammy
33:56sister throwing shade from the distance.
33:58What was I throwing shade at?
33:58I would never throw shade at you.
34:00I've never said anything negative about you ever.
34:02Not once.
34:03Now, sister.
34:04Today.
34:05No, I would love to do it.
34:06No, no, no.
34:07It's okay, sister.
34:07Don't worry about it.
34:09Morphine is using a little bit of shade and a little bit of guilt to get these points
34:12for sure.
34:13And I don't know if that's going to work in her favor.
34:14I don't know.
34:15I go based off of who helped me a lot, who was there for me.
34:18And also, Mystique was being so sweet.
34:20I'm intrigued by this whole thing between Lucky and Mystique because I think it's bullshit.
34:26Like, if Mystique wasn't so sweet to me last week, you know what I mean?
34:29Like, you've been so, so amazing.
34:32Well, hey.
34:33It's like, whatever.
34:34If the bond between Mystique and Lucky was made that quickly, it will also break that
34:39quickly.
34:39I feel like, give your points to whomever you choose.
34:42It doesn't have to be this, like, long drawn out story, though.
34:45She did so much for me.
34:46She gave me a hug.
34:47I walked the dog.
34:49God, these true feelings are coming out.
34:50And I'm not saying that it's insincere, but just be like, hey, I like this bitch this
34:54week.
34:55So, here's the point.
34:56Yeah, Morphin, she just didn't like you last week.
34:59I care ya.
35:00You might want to move, because I think she ready to throw something.
35:03Oh, I don't believe in accidents, so I throw it back.
35:07Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars.
35:11In the club, we all fam.
35:14It's Michelle Visage.
35:15Now, Michelle, what was your first gay bar?
35:18It was Trax on 19th Street in Chelsea, and the weirdest smell was in the air, like pungent.
35:23I was with my house father, and he said, oh, honey, that's angel dust.
35:29But I'm still here, Ru.
35:31I'm still here.
35:32Style superstar Carson Kressley, what was your first gay bar?
35:36Oh, Ru, it was Splash.
35:37Also in Chelsea, and they had all those half-naked go-go boys taking showers on stage.
35:42It's good, clean fun.
35:45And the dazzling Kate Hudson.
35:47Welcome, my darling.
35:49I'm so happy to be here.
35:50Kate, what was your first gay bar?
35:52I was 18 or 19, and it was Jackie 60.
35:56And I was with my mom, and she snuck me in, and it was, like, wonderful.
36:00Wow, I remember Jackie 60.
36:02Now, who's your mom?
36:08We're so happy you're here.
36:10Aw, I'm so happy to be here.
36:11This week, we challenged our queens to create high fashion looks with materials inspired by iconic queer bars.
36:18And tonight on the runway, category is Bar Queen Couture.
36:22All stars, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
36:30Up first, Dawn, representing the piano bar.
36:34Oh my gosh, look at the head on that thing.
36:37Tonight I'm giving you Mistress Bernadette of the Big Head brothels.
36:41I am covered up head to toe in beautiful red, shiny shit.
36:46She's got a lot of balls for wearing this.
36:48On her elbows.
36:50I was very inspired by avant-garde structured silhouettes.
36:54It gives Dawn kooky with slutty little bitch.
36:58The best little glory hole in Texas.
37:01Let's get back when I trip on the runway.
37:03Akira C. Davenport, representing the white party.
37:08Ooh.
37:08Your disco needs her.
37:10Am I the drama with all of this?
37:12I'm definitely the drama.
37:14The grand dom, Miss Galaxy Continental at space at large, bitch.
37:20This child got a cozy on her ass.
37:22Okay.
37:23I have my 12-inch ponytail with a blunt cut coming out the back.
37:28Oh, but that's not it.
37:29Bitch, each bottom is triangle.
37:31Get into it.
37:32And when you wear this, you don't ever have to slipper your floor.
37:35No, never do.
37:36It's built in.
37:36Yeah.
37:39Mystique Summers, representing the Country Western Bar.
37:43Howdy.
37:44I'm giving y'all rich, oil-filled worker's wife
37:47that's on her way to cash that alimony check.
37:50In her nice leather overcoat with a little matching fringe.
37:55Blue jean skirt with a little bit of silver dollar stones.
37:59She owns 51% of this steakhouse.
38:02My hair is jacked up to Jesus.
38:05Chandelier earrings with a big old purse with nothing but bills in it.
38:10This is not her first gay rodeo.
38:12No.
38:15Morgan McMichaels, representing Leather Bar.
38:18Ooh.
38:19Morgan, may I sleep with danger?
38:21Yes.
38:22I am feeling my full Leather Bar Madame Fantasy in my black vinyl
38:27with my flowers and my corset and the studs
38:30and, of course, the leaves in the back on my train.
38:33It's Reba McIntyre for Fredericks of Hollywood.
38:36I'm giving nature, nurture, leather, hardcore, softcore.
38:40I'm giving fucking runway porn, bitch.
38:44Her safe word is armor-all.
38:48Morphine, representing the tropical bar.
38:51Cha-cha, bitch.
38:53I am a Tropicana goddess-a.
38:56I have these two gigantic palm leaves in my hair to really give that tropical vibe.
39:02Let's have a Tiki.
39:03Tiki.
39:04The bell bottoms are hitting the floor perfectly.
39:07The hints of pearls are delicious.
39:09My sleeves are the perfect length and I look and feel like I'm in Ibiza or something.
39:15Or the Caribbean.
39:16I don't know anything about geography, but I'm there.
39:18She likes to suck nuts.
39:20Okay.
39:21My goodness.
39:22Coconut.
39:23Lucky stars, representing the Kitchi bar.
39:27She got me gagged and glazed.
39:30I am the party monster, honey.
39:33I have a very unconventional silhouette.
39:35I have all the colors in the world.
39:37I have all this tinsel on me.
39:38I made a muddy comb bra.
39:40And my Latinos know what that means.
39:42I got a big-ass donut on my body.
39:45That donut's gonna go straight to her hips.
39:49This donut has that pink frosting.
39:51Mmm, delicioso.
39:54Well, I think my angel dust just kicked in.
39:56There you go.
40:08Welcome, Queens.
40:09Tonight, tournament of all-star rules are in full effect.
40:13I'll name the top two all-stars of the week.
40:15Each will receive two points.
40:17Then the top two will lip-sync for their chance to win $10,000
40:22and one extra point.
40:25Remember, at the end of this three-episode bracket,
40:29the top two Queens with the most points
40:31will continue on to the semifinals.
40:35Now, it's time for the judges' critiques.
40:37Starting with Dawn with Piano Bar Materials.
40:40Dawn, this is exquisite.
40:43Not sure what it is.
40:45It's a really, really gorgeous dick.
40:46And we love a gorgeous dick.
40:48And your little balls, too.
40:50The color is so beautiful.
40:52You're like a flower from Alice in Wonderland.
40:55You said, I'm gonna do Victorian piano shawl realness.
40:58Exactly.
40:58As so many have done before.
41:00Yeah.
41:00And the only tiny, tiny little tweak I would say
41:03is that it could use some breathing room
41:05somewhere around the neck.
41:06Sure.
41:06But this is really incredibly good.
41:08It reminds me of something that Joella wore.
41:13Just recently.
41:14How dare you.
41:17A Curia C. Davenport with the White Party Materials.
41:22We just got word that Cher has put a hit out on you.
41:26The silhouette to me is incredible.
41:28The suspended chap skirt.
41:30I just think this is beautiful drag storytelling.
41:33The way that you use the sequin pieces in the front
41:35to go over the skirt.
41:37It's just, oh my God.
41:39A Curia.
41:39It's brilliant.
41:40The hair choice.
41:42It's so drag.
41:43It's so regal.
41:44Even the way some of the appliques,
41:46whether you wanted them to go that way or not,
41:48the way they're falling down versus staying flat.
41:50Each piece is cut individually and hot glued on top.
41:53Yeah.
41:53So that it could give that effect of it peeling over.
41:55Oh my God.
41:56It's absolutely outrageous.
41:58And I love every bit of it.
42:01Up next, Mystique Summers with the Country Western Bar Materials.
42:05I love a little Western flair.
42:07I love a stone fringe.
42:09It gives you that great movement.
42:11This is more campy fun probably than it is like Eleganza.
42:14And you are, you know, in very, very deep water with some of these,
42:17you know, seamstresses here.
42:19Correct.
42:20So I understand that maybe it's not going to be as couture looking.
42:23This whole look, I'm completely proud of it for my first actual,
42:27from start to finish with a little guidance from Akira saying,
42:31Hey, do it this way.
42:32And I'm like, okay, baby, I got it.
42:33I think it's so much better than last week.
42:35And what I love most is you felt really sassy.
42:37And I love that.
42:38I wish the tape was open a little bit more.
42:42So it didn't crowd you so much in here versus looking more like a blanket
42:45that's laying on your shoulder.
42:46That's all you want to think of that.
42:47I love the purse.
42:49I love that cowboy hat on.
42:51It's so fun.
42:52I actually, I think the purse pulls it all together.
42:54Yeah.
42:55And it looks really gorgeous.
42:56All right.
42:57No, thank you.
42:58Up next, Morgan McMichaels with leather bar materials.
43:03When you came out, the first thing I thought was that you were like my mom
43:06and death becomes her.
43:07And I was like, where's the hole?
43:10He stole my beating heart.
43:12Can I hear you say, Madeline Ashton?
43:15Mad.
43:17Hell.
43:19I don't know you to be a sewer.
43:22So the fact that you were able to put this together and it looks the way that it does
43:26is quite admirable.
43:27I wouldn't really know that you weren't a sewer from this.
43:30For me, this looks like a really beautifully fashioned bustier.
43:33You've got the cigarette pant and that kind of duster detail, which I think is very on brand for you.
43:37It just really works and it's a pretty silhouette for you.
43:40I also have to say that Akeria did not only help us seek, but she hopped over to my sewing
43:45machine
43:45and she hopped over to her sewing machine.
43:47She's the Joann's of Joann's fabric.
43:50Up next, Morphine loved Dion using materials from the Tropical Bar.
43:56This made me so happy.
43:59It's like very ABBA, like goes to Woodstock with the tie dye.
44:03Yes.
44:03I personally don't love pearls.
44:05And I feel like we could have gotten the same effect without pearls all over the whole thing.
44:10I love the pearls.
44:12Also, the pearls around the coconut.
44:14I mean, it's just so fun.
44:15You know, when I say the world is your oyster.
44:18So, you know, wear the pearls.
44:20Yes.
44:20Maybe just don't wear 47,000 of them.
44:23I just think this could use a little editing of the netting material around the neckline
44:27and the one around the hip and the two little pearl drops under the bust line.
44:32I think those are a little distracting because I think the silhouette is actually really well done.
44:36I love this look and I love pearls. Sorry.
44:39I thought I didn't have enough pearls.
44:41You didn't have enough?
44:42Yeah, I was going to add pearls to the leaves, to my face.
44:44I was like, I'm going to add a lot more.
44:45I thought I needed more.
44:47Yeah.
44:47Okay, less. Okay.
44:50Up next, Lucky Stars using materials from the Kitchy Bar.
44:56Lucky, are you okay? You're so understated tonight.
44:59I want it to be a little more demure tonight.
45:01There's nobody to better have this category than you.
45:04I don't know what the fuck you are, except the pinata in a donut.
45:07What are you?
45:08A pinata in a donut.
45:13Yes.
45:15Fantastic.
45:16Couldn't have said it better myself.
45:18Okay.
45:18You know what I loved is that it is so creative and imaginative.
45:21And I don't know how you did that donut.
45:24Like, what's on top of the...
45:26This is actually hot glue that I dripped all around to make like icing detailing.
45:31Okay. Cool.
45:31It's all stars, so we're looking for details.
45:33We're looking for craftsmanship.
45:35But I love how that fabric or whatever it is, the mylar kind of look, has that almost a tiger
45:40stripe detail.
45:41And you carry that on through your makeup.
45:42I think that's really, really cool and clever.
45:45The drapes match the carpet or whatever they say.
45:48I know you were chosen last to get your category.
45:51But I think the gods were in your favor because this is meant for you.
45:56This is meant for you.
45:57Thank you, all stars.
45:58I think we've heard enough.
45:59While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
46:03You may leave the stage.
46:07All right, now just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?
46:11We are looking for the top two all-stars of the week.
46:14I loved what Dawn did.
46:16I was just jaw on the ground.
46:18Every aspect of that to me was beautiful.
46:21The color on her, the way it moved, her silhouette, her body.
46:25Carson, I know you thought she was a little bundled up, but I actually really like the chest, just that
46:29kind of little piece open.
46:31It looked like it was art directed by some, you know, Hollywood.
46:34Cecil Beaton or somebody.
46:35Yes.
46:36Brilliant.
46:36I think what Akira did so well and what really put her over the top, in my opinion, is that
46:40she took the materials White Party and then she interpreted them in a way that told the White Party's story.
46:47Spectacular.
46:47It looked like the closing outfit at the Radio City Music Hall Christmas extravaganza.
46:53Or that ballet show.
46:54Jubilee.
46:55Jubilee, yes.
46:55It's that.
46:56It's clearly an homage to the great Bob Mackie.
47:00It was even, I hate to say this, even beyond Bob Mackie because she took the cues from that vibe,
47:04but she made it drag excellence.
47:06I also loved that she's so wonderful to everybody, that she's so helpful and everyone on the stage that doesn't
47:12sew like she did, that she was there for them and I loved it.
47:14I actually like that Lucky Stars came out here as lucky tonight, you know.
47:19This is how lucky does drag.
47:21This is authentic.
47:22I loved it.
47:23It was colorful and fun.
47:25I thought it was a really good night for Lucky.
47:27This is the kind of drag Lucky does and I'm here for that.
47:30All right.
47:31Silence.
47:32I've made my decision.
47:33Bring back my All Stars.
47:35All Stars.
47:36Welcome back All Stars.
47:38Based on your bar queen couture runway presentations, I've made some decisions.
47:45Don.
47:49Akiria.
47:52Condragulations.
47:53You're the top two All Stars of the week.
47:56And you each earn two points.
47:59The rest of you may step to the back of the stage.
48:04Good luck, Mary.
48:05Good luck, Mary.
48:05Let's have fun.
48:05Okay.
48:10Don.
48:11Akiria.
48:12This week you both raised the bar.
48:15But tonight, there can only be one winner.
48:18Two All Stars stand before me.
48:20Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and a coveted extra point.
48:31The time has come for you to lip sync for your legacy.
48:41I have still never won a lip sync.
48:43And I really need this money.
48:45I really want this point.
48:46So let's hit it.
48:47Baby, it's $10,000 on the line.
48:49You're gonna have to sit this one out, little mama.
48:50Like, this is for me.
48:51Drop the beat, baby.
48:53Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
49:08So you can see me.
49:10You can't squeeze me.
49:11I ain't easy.
49:11I ain't sleazy.
49:12I got reasons why I tease them.
49:14Boy, just come on, boy.
49:15Seasons for delicious.
49:17Delicious.
49:17I ain't promiscuous.
49:19And if you were suspicious, all that shit is fictitious.
49:22I blow kisses.
49:23That puts them boys on rock, rock.
49:25And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got.
49:29So delicious.
49:31It's hot, hot.
49:32So delicious.
49:33They want a taste of what I got.
49:36They're delicious.
49:36T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Tasty, tasty.
49:40Fergalicious.
49:41Fergalicious.
49:43Fergalicious.
49:45Fergalicious.
49:46I'm the F to the E, R, G, the I, the E, N.
49:49Can't no other lady put it down like me?
49:52I'm Fergalicious.
49:57Hold up.
49:58Check it out.
50:00Baby, baby, baby.
50:02If you really want me.
50:04Honey, get some patience.
50:06I'm the Taster Taster.
50:08I'll be laced with Lacer.
50:10It's the Taster Taster.
50:11I'll be laced with Lacer.
50:12It's the Taster Taster.
50:13It's the Taster Taster.
50:15She delicious.
50:17But I ain't promiscuous.
50:19And if you were suspicious, all that shit is fictitious.
50:22I know kisses.
50:23That puts them boys on rock rock.
50:25And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got.
50:29Four, three, two.
50:30And my body stays vicious.
50:32I'm out in the gym just working on my fitness.
50:35So delicious.
50:38So delicious.
50:40T-T-T-T-T-Tasty, tasty.
50:42So delicious.
50:42Yeah.
50:45Yeah.
50:46Yeah.
50:48All right now.
50:50All stars.
50:50I've made my decision.
50:58Curiously Davenport.
50:59Condragulations.
51:00You're a winner, baby.
51:01Thank you so much.
51:05You've won a cash tip of $10,000 plus an extra point.
51:12Morphine, Morgan, Mystique, and Lucky Stars.
51:16Please step to the front of the stage.
51:26All stars.
51:27With great power comes great responsibility.
51:30The bottom four queens will now receive one point each.
51:35But you must give it away to the all-star you believe is the MVQ,
51:40the most valuable queen of the week.
51:43Choose wisely because at the end of this bracket,
51:46only the two queens with the most points will move on to the semifinals.
51:51And the other queens will be eliminated.
51:54At the end of week two, Don and Akira are tied with four points each.
52:01Morgan McMichaels has three points.
52:05And Lucky, Morphine, and Mystique have one point each.
52:11But anything can still happen.
52:15Condragulations, all stars.
52:16And remember, if you can't love yourself,
52:18how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
52:20Can I get an amen up in here?
52:22Amen.
52:22Alright, now let the music play.
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