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The Unexpected Chemistry Between A Nerdy Girl And A Biker Bad Boy: A Full Short Film
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00:00:04Today's the day for you. Senior year, no more regrets before graduation.
00:00:30I stand on my own, yeah!
00:00:39Sorry, excuse me.
00:00:55Hey, Chase.
00:00:57Who?
00:00:58It's me, Phoebe Phillips.
00:01:03Shoot, Phoebe Phillips.
00:01:07Chase, I...
00:01:13I've been in love with you forever, since like 10th grade, when you won that district contest.
00:01:20I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:01:23Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:29Sure, sure.
00:01:32For real?
00:01:39Come here, babe.
00:01:52Surprise, nerd!
00:01:55Clement!
00:01:57Whoa, Clement!
00:01:59Whoa!
00:02:03Whoa, Clement!
00:02:04What?
00:02:05Yeah!
00:02:06Oh my God, I just confessed to the school cycle!
00:02:09Watch out.
00:02:11I'm Pho Clement.
00:02:13Juvenile delinquent.
00:02:19Dangerous and violent.
00:02:21Oh my God.
00:02:26In desperate need of anger management classes.
00:02:30Oh my God...
00:02:51Can I pick a sense of anything about this?
00:02:56Where you calling me, isn't having an Mand plain Eller scene?
00:02:58Oh my God, is his turn manten robot.
00:02:59Bo Clemence made it his mission to torment the nerd, me, my life, and the double plaguing.
00:03:08I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:11Shit.
00:03:13I'm sorry, Bo. Wrong guy.
00:03:15Sorry!
00:03:16Hold up.
00:03:17I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:19Since, like, I'm praying when you won that district contest.
00:03:23I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:03:25Forever?
00:03:27Since 10th grade?
00:03:29Relate it! Relate it!
00:03:32Relate that right now!
00:03:35What?
00:03:36What?
00:03:38Huh?
00:03:39Yeah!
00:04:09What did you think was gonna happen, girlfriend?
00:04:15Damn it! I'm not your girlfriend!
00:04:19I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:21Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:23I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:26This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:29For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow, I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:34Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:36Even if every other girl on Earth died right now, I'd still rather swing the other way than get with
00:04:40you.
00:04:43Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:46Oh, I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:48You're such an asshole!
00:05:09You're such an asshole!
00:05:24You're such an asshole!
00:05:26Hey!
00:05:27Give those back!
00:05:28What, these?
00:05:42That was a prescription!
00:05:45So is your attitude, ugly.
00:05:48Max Maddock, aka Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:53If Bo's on a mission to toy with nerds, she and her minions are out for blood.
00:06:02Please, let me go, Max.
00:06:05You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:09Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:11Definitely blind.
00:06:14Oh, sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:26How can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:34S-T.
00:06:35R-I-P.
00:06:37Exactly!
00:06:38R.I.P, nerd.
00:06:40Strip her.
00:06:41No!
00:06:43Stop!
00:06:47Stop!
00:06:49No!
00:07:03No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:05It's me!
00:07:07No!
00:07:13That's better.
00:07:16Off you go.
00:07:22Go.
00:07:32My nose!
00:07:49Oh, look at you.
00:07:52Oh, look at you.
00:08:17Great.
00:08:17First, I confessed to the wrong guy, and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed
00:08:24anyone yet.
00:08:44Hi, Mom.
00:08:46I'm sorry.
00:08:48I'll do better next time, I promise.
00:08:54No way.
00:08:55Beau Clement, the biker psycho, is actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:02He's still an asshole, Phoebe.
00:09:03You recorded your most embarrassing moment and humiliated you.
00:09:06I've been in love with you forever.
00:09:08Since like...
00:09:08Forever?
00:09:09Who made it?
00:09:10Who made that?
00:09:12I've had enough today.
00:09:13Time for payback.
00:09:16I'm sorry.
00:09:18No way.
00:09:21Oh, Clement.
00:09:32You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:09:35I...
00:09:36It's not what it looks like.
00:09:38Really?
00:09:39Hmm.
00:09:40Because it looks a hell of a lot like you're just recording it.
00:09:47Your call cannot be completed at this time.
00:09:50The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:52Stay away from me!
00:09:56If me, your fucking phone, Phillips.
00:10:06No!
00:10:19You don't get to be mad.
00:10:20You recorded me first.
00:10:22You stalked me into the boys' locker room.
00:10:25You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:28Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as wha-
00:10:32Delete it.
00:10:33Now.
00:10:34Or I swear.
00:10:36Swear what?
00:10:37You're gonna hit me?
00:10:40Big man Beau Clement.
00:11:08Ha!
00:11:19Oh, my God.
00:11:28Phoebe.
00:11:30Phoebe!
00:11:31What the fuck?
00:11:53Come on, Smart Mouth.
00:11:54Talk to me.
00:11:55Come on.
00:11:58Phoebe.
00:11:59Phoebe.
00:12:00Phoebe, please talk to me.
00:12:01Stay with me.
00:12:20I'm sorry.
00:12:21I'm sorry.
00:12:22I'm sorry.
00:12:29Jesus.
00:12:30Fuck.
00:12:34You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:39What?
00:12:40What did you do?
00:12:43You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:46And thank God I knew CPI.
00:12:49You put your lips on me?
00:12:56Have you felt my boobs?
00:12:59What the fuck?
00:13:03Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:06What the fuck?
00:13:07Are you?
00:13:08I felt you...
00:13:11I was...
00:13:11I was saving you.
00:13:13I would rather die than fill you up.
00:13:15Okay?
00:13:15That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:19You consider that a kiss?
00:13:21Consider it charity.
00:13:24And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in a pool, genius.
00:13:35You recorded me first.
00:13:38Asshole.
00:13:50Yeah?
00:13:54Two for one deal.
00:13:56You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:13:58You're very welcome.
00:14:05You touched me without my confidence!
00:14:09Whoa, whoa! What are you taking me for? A perv?
00:14:12Yeah, I'd rather drown in a little perv like you touched me.
00:14:16You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:29Oh, shit!
00:14:42Oh, shit!
00:14:43I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this m-
00:14:49Good morning!
00:14:51You?
00:14:54Okay, so this is why you call me a perv. Projection, huh?
00:14:58Wait, does it have a name?
00:15:00Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me! Let me guess. Chase.
00:15:03Oh, my God.
00:15:05Shut up! Give it back!
00:15:07Uh-uh.
00:15:09So much for Miss I've never been kissed before.
00:15:11If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:18What?
00:15:37Why not?
00:15:58Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:02I will.
00:16:09What happens if I post this and caption it, Beau Clement, crybaby mommy's boy?
00:16:16You?
00:16:16You tell on me.
00:16:17I post this.
00:16:19We both go down together.
00:16:22It's in the cloud.
00:16:23Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:26You're pushing it.
00:16:35What are you going to do?
00:16:39What are you going to do?
00:16:46Hey.
00:16:47Hey.
00:16:49Eyes up here?
00:16:53You delete that.
00:16:56I don't tell on you.
00:16:58Okay?
00:17:00And I'll throw in any favor.
00:17:03Okay?
00:17:04Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent.
00:17:08How's that for you?
00:17:12You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:16What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:20Someone who bullies me for fun.
00:17:22Someone who threatens me every chance they get.
00:17:26Finally, you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:32How's that for a change?
00:17:36Maybe you should learn to tell the difference on them actually being nice.
00:17:40Take it.
00:17:42Or don't.
00:17:45Okay.
00:17:48Make me popular.
00:17:50For Chase.
00:17:51That's the favorite.
00:17:52Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:54What?
00:17:54You want me to what?
00:17:55That is not a favor.
00:17:57That is a miracle.
00:17:59Okay?
00:18:01Oh, my God.
00:18:03Natural curls.
00:18:04Big glasses on the daily.
00:18:07Body.
00:18:08Not exactly a fault.
00:18:10Oh, my God.
00:18:12That's mean.
00:18:15Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:17Golden boy.
00:18:18Captain of the swim team.
00:18:20What?
00:18:20Do cliches turn you on?
00:18:25You know you can do better.
00:18:27Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:37Shut the hell up.
00:18:47Take it or leave it.
00:18:48I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:50You know, I'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that Chase would never fall for
00:18:55a girl like you.
00:18:56Okay?
00:19:00I do like a challenge.
00:19:03And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:19:08That sounds like fun.
00:19:11You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:19:16Deal?
00:19:22Deal.
00:19:34Deal.
00:19:45Oh, my God.
00:20:34I'm so in love with you.
00:20:35I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:21:16You've never been for our souls, don't you?
00:21:39I'm so in love with you.
00:21:44Oh, Phoebe Phillips.
00:21:45You like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse, not assholes on stupid briefs.
00:22:01I'm so in love with you.
00:22:23Chase!
00:22:25Phoebe, right?
00:22:26Hey, are you going to come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:29You know, he does it every year.
00:22:30It's going to be cool.
00:22:32Yes, yes, of course.
00:22:34You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:35I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:40Great.
00:22:41I'll see you then.
00:22:49See you then.
00:22:50Oh no.
00:22:51How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:22:57Shit.
00:22:58Yikes.
00:22:59Look at you.
00:23:01Total train wreck.
00:23:07Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:10How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge's function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:18Fine.
00:23:19Fine.
00:23:21Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:22Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:25Hey.
00:23:28What are you doing?
00:23:29Put me down.
00:23:31Oh, shut up.
00:23:31Makeover starts now.
00:23:39What are you doing?
00:23:46I can't wait.
00:23:46Say go ahead and have a comment.
00:23:49This isn't a secret.
00:23:52Son
00:23:53Holy shit.
00:24:10Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:14Is this one of those moments?
00:24:19Is this one of those moments?
00:24:26No, the movie's lied. You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:32Clichés, no miracles.
00:24:35What the fuck?
00:24:37What the fuck?
00:24:46Her eyes really are stunning.
00:25:07Bo, can you come in, please? I need help tying my dress.
00:25:21Here?
00:25:23Yeah.
00:25:27The Odich thing. You're going too, right?
00:25:34Please, I'll be so nervous alone.
00:25:38Sure.
00:25:40Yes!
00:25:42Great. Um, I'll leave. I'm finishing up.
00:25:44Right.
00:25:45Go, go, go.
00:25:46Go.
00:25:54Bro, you're still here?
00:25:59Bro, you're still here?
00:26:09Oh, well, I'll be there.
00:26:14Now, don't you say I was...
00:26:30Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:31Thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:33Still do.
00:26:57Shit.
00:26:58Can't say hey, pretty.
00:27:02Whoa.
00:27:05Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:27:07That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:10Shut the front door.
00:27:11No effing way.
00:27:16Breathe.
00:27:18Don't faint.
00:27:18Don't throw up.
00:27:19Don't trip.
00:27:21Please don't trip.
00:27:23Hey, you made it.
00:27:26You look unbelievable.
00:27:32You too.
00:27:32You always do.
00:27:33I mean, how could you not?
00:27:35Hair, face, suit, the teeth, all of it.
00:27:39Good, good job, good job.
00:27:42Relax, Phoebs.
00:27:44You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:46Phoebs.
00:27:47Ooh, now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:50I wish it were as easy as a quiz,
00:27:51so no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:54But then, you know, I'd resuscitate you.
00:27:57Because that's the perks of being a swim team captain.
00:27:59I'm life-saving certified.
00:28:12Oh, my God, Beau.
00:28:14I always found you hot,
00:28:15but this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:18I find you just the same.
00:28:27What the actual fuck?
00:28:36Well, well.
00:28:38St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:43Good job.
00:28:45I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:48I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:50Max, stop!
00:28:51It's okay, Chase.
00:28:53Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:55Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:28:57Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:02Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:05Like I did before?
00:29:19You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:23I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and you quack.
00:29:27You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is...
00:29:30What?
00:29:30A duck?
00:29:31Is that the best you can do?
00:29:33I was gonna say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:36Oh, bird!
00:29:37Did you just not get off, Max?
00:29:38Shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:41Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:43When this is over,
00:29:45and the lights come back on,
00:29:46are you gonna go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:50You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:54And as long as you keep putting out,
00:29:56some guy will eventually notice you.
00:29:59Oh, shit!
00:30:03I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:07The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:11You're right.
00:30:12I do need a reminder.
00:30:16I do need a reminder.
00:30:18And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:22Enlighten me.
00:30:23Please.
00:30:24You make everyone feel like trash,
00:30:26just so you can feel tall.
00:30:28How cliche, Max.
00:30:29What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:31More plastic.
00:30:32Much less iconic.
00:30:34Yes.
00:30:34And something nastier than a bus is gonna hit you very soon.
00:30:38Eldridge, Windsor, function, serving me, girls.
00:30:42Get her ass.
00:30:43Maybe.
00:30:45After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:48But it's okay.
00:30:50You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:52Here's some charity.
00:30:53Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:30:58Seriously.
00:31:00Yeah.
00:31:00I'm a nerd.
00:31:01I love chemistry.
00:31:03And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop once you grew up and got
00:31:09smarter.
00:31:12Wishful thinking.
00:31:13Pathetic?
00:31:14I know.
00:31:15But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:22Who will call selling her feed pics at 28 for career eventually.
00:31:28Holy shit!
00:31:31Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:33Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:34Okay, are you done?
00:31:35Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike?
00:31:37And leave her alone.
00:31:39For once.
00:31:40Oh, God.
00:31:41I'm going to pass out in front of everyone on the best night of my life.
00:31:47This isn't over.
00:31:50Have a good night.
00:31:56I came here to impress a boy.
00:31:59But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:14Okay, so like I said, if someone sees us, code word.
00:32:20Oh, jeez.
00:32:21Oh, my God.
00:32:22I'm going to throw up.
00:32:23Max isn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:26Sink bump for the...
00:32:28I'll go verge.
00:32:31Okay.
00:32:32Okay.
00:32:34Perfect.
00:32:36Now, let it set for now.
00:32:42Great.
00:32:44Teenage terrorism.
00:32:52Man.
00:32:54You know, Mr. Eldridge is so generous.
00:32:57Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year.
00:33:01St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:33:05And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:33:09Kind of don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:33:18Good night.
00:33:21Ooh.
00:33:23You want some?
00:33:26And a toast.
00:33:27For the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:33Slow.
00:33:37Slow.
00:33:38Yeah, sure.
00:33:40Courage.
00:33:43Love courage.
00:33:45You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:47Don't be lame.
00:33:48It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:50There you go.
00:33:57Whoa.
00:33:59Whoa.
00:34:00Easy there.
00:34:00Oh, dude.
00:34:01You okay, Phoebs?
00:34:03Is this legal?
00:34:06Not exactly.
00:34:15You?
00:34:16Come with me.
00:34:17How you want, Clement?
00:34:19Move.
00:34:20Or you can find out.
00:34:22Stop it.
00:34:23Both of you.
00:34:24This is a ball, not a boxing ring.
00:34:35No.
00:34:36No, no, no, no, no.
00:34:37Shit.
00:34:38My dress.
00:34:40Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:44That's the name, buddy.
00:34:46Not funny.
00:34:48Definitely.
00:34:50You happy now?
00:34:51My night's ruined.
00:35:10I need a minute.
00:35:16Hey.
00:35:16She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:35:20I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:32That idiot.
00:35:34Dumbass.
00:35:35Asshole.
00:35:41So stupid.
00:35:54Why are you here?
00:35:56Get out.
00:35:58I need clean up, too.
00:36:02This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:09Lee, get out.
00:36:12I'm not leaving, so calm down.
00:36:17Fine.
00:36:18Then enjoy the show.
00:36:23What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:26What the hell does it look like?
00:36:27You wouldn't leave, so be my guest.
00:36:34Be my guest, too.
00:36:37What are you doing?
00:36:38Oh, didn't see you there.
00:36:41I was here first.
00:36:42Get your own room.
00:36:44Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:49Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:53At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:36:59You arrogant, conceited walking to sauce room staying.
00:37:04That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:06How you kissed me, touched me.
00:37:10I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:16I've seen everything there is to see, and for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:22So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:25I'm not getting excited.
00:37:26And this ain't gonna happen even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:33Oh, really?
00:37:34Mm-hmm.
00:38:03You think a little strange.
00:38:04Your tease is gonna undo me?
00:38:06That's very cute.
00:38:08Very virgin of you.
00:38:27I dare you to touch me unless you're too chicken shit even to pay back.
00:38:59I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:01I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:03I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:06I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:11Try me.
00:39:17Follow me.
00:39:18I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:24Hurry.
00:39:25Follow me. I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:29That's Mrs. Altridge's forties.
00:39:31Shh.
00:39:32Come on. Come on.
00:39:40My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal.
00:39:45We have 20 minutes.
00:39:51You're mine now.
00:39:57Don't touch me.
00:40:06Sala, in the bedroom.
00:40:07Yeah, makes sense.
00:40:15Yes, baby! Right there!
00:40:20Are they?
00:40:22Are they seriously?
00:40:24Oh, no.
00:40:33Could you, uh...
00:40:41I don't think I can face Mrs. Altridge anymore.
00:40:43The woman that gave me my lab grant?
00:40:45Her mom's gonna haunt me like nightmares!
00:41:04Stay still, Phoebe. I pay you.
00:41:14You said you weren't gonna get excited.
00:41:16But I've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here.
00:41:23Liar.
00:41:25Purp.
00:41:27Loser.
00:41:31You naughty naughty boy.
00:41:35Hmph.
00:41:50No.
00:41:51No, Phoebe.
00:41:53Why not?
00:41:55You're not yourself.
00:41:57You're drunk.
00:41:58No, I'm not.
00:41:59No.
00:42:00Oh.
00:42:01Okay, here we go.
00:42:05Hold on. Hold on.
00:42:09What are you doing?
00:42:11I'm getting us out of here.
00:42:13Now put your arms around my neck.
00:42:20Do it, Mary. Hurry up.
00:42:27Would you rather stay here and listen to a real life porno?
00:42:30Who's your life, Mary?
00:42:35So grab me and let the bad boy do his thing.
00:42:41Sure.
00:42:44Here we go.
00:42:51What? How are you? How long have you been?
00:42:55Ma'am, you should let your husband know that these walls are too big.
00:43:10Bo, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking it.
00:43:14Just don't. Just don't, baby.
00:43:21Phoebe! Hey!
00:43:23I've been looking all over for you.
00:43:28Are you okay?
00:43:31Come on, Phoebs. Let's go. Come here. Come on.
00:43:45Okay. On three, we drench the ugly ducking.
00:43:49This will go viral.
00:43:54This will see what trash he's dancing with.
00:43:58Oh, hell no.
00:44:18Oh, my God.
00:44:20What is that?
00:44:22It smells like a public restroom blew up.
00:44:25What's that?
00:44:27It's trashy-me-couture. Get it off me!
00:44:33Fun chemistry fact.
00:44:35The stench?
00:44:35That's ammonia.
00:44:37Meaning, you're essentially covered in piss fin.
00:44:42Pissing max.
00:44:43Mad stinky max.
00:44:54Oh my god, Belle, that's, like, kind of nice!
00:45:17Hey, Phoebs, need a ride home?
00:45:24Um...
00:45:28Yeah, sure.
00:45:38Dude, you know it's first come, first serve.
00:45:54Oh my god, you were waiting for me, that's so sweet, I have no idea what they had.
00:46:01I...
00:46:02I got lunch, and then a shower, and then it was cold, and then it was a cold shower,
00:46:08and I was like, I've never taken a cold shower in my life, I literally have one.
00:46:11Just drive.
00:46:20There was fog, there's a function!
00:46:24I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:27You stink.
00:46:31Wait, that was you?
00:46:35What the fuck is this day?
00:46:38Oh my god!
00:46:39Oh my god!
00:46:40They're both gonna pay for this!
00:46:41Hey...
00:46:42Stop!
00:46:55Peebs, you look amazing!
00:46:58Dang, girl.
00:46:59You were such a badass at the winter ball.
00:47:03there she is and your golden girl golden girl please i just passed a pop quiz really
00:47:13you know because apparently out the school's obsessed with you now
00:47:17i mean i really can't blame them hey um you actually figure out the class
00:47:26yeah team's got the pool to ourselves you should swing by wear a swimsuit so i'm cute
00:47:39yeah sure i'll be there
00:47:54jump in okay okay fine i i just i can't swim
00:48:02i almost drowned the last time i was in you're in good hands you get who i am
00:48:21captain thompson you want to show everybody in the school that you're actually fast
00:48:26there's faster one in your mouth
00:48:32you want to race me
00:48:35you know i'm always down to humbling the underachieving
00:48:39phoebe want a time for us
00:48:47you're not to cry when you eat my wake
00:49:00start
00:49:01and this could be our little secret
00:49:17so good that no one's gonna hear it
00:49:22that i don't know her
00:49:51Oh, yo, I want Phoebe, you saw that?
00:50:00Wow Clement, you won.
00:50:03That's good for you.
00:50:04The real winner is the guy against the girl.
00:50:17You were amazing, Chase.
00:50:21Yo, Chase.
00:50:23Good race, good race, man, you crushed it.
00:50:25See you boys tomorrow.
00:50:26You do early.
00:50:27Early.
00:50:42You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:46I can still see the steam coming off of you.
00:50:49Or are you just that petty?
00:50:55The loser got the towel as a consolation prize.
00:50:59Didn't you give one the max at the winter ball?
00:51:05But the winner gets...
00:51:09Anything they ask for.
00:51:20Anything.
00:51:27Since the winner's too proud to clean his prize,
00:51:31I guess just forget about it.
00:51:46Well then, I'm claiming it now.
00:51:52What do you want?
00:51:57You...
00:51:59You...
00:51:59I gotta...
00:52:01I gotta...
00:52:05You...
00:52:06I gotta...
00:52:11Tutor me.
00:52:16That's it?
00:52:18What?
00:52:19Disappointed?
00:52:23Fine.
00:52:24You want tutoring?
00:52:25You'll get tutoring.
00:52:28Go sit.
00:52:46If we're doing this, we're doing this my way.
00:52:50I'm one of those...
00:52:53Oh, I'm off the top of notes.
00:52:56It's...
00:52:57It's not a thing.
00:52:59Well, I made it a thing.
00:53:04You scared of a little chemistry slash...
00:53:07One minute?
00:53:10You think we have chemistry?
00:53:13Miss Phillips.
00:53:23This skirt is doing a little, uh...
00:53:25Chantel.
00:53:29Remind me what subject this was, again.
00:53:45Let's try this one.
00:53:49Too hardcore.
00:53:50No clothes.
00:53:51That's okay.
00:53:52That's why I'm here to help.
00:53:54So, it starts like this.
00:53:56The drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide by volume.
00:54:02In 150 million dollars, you want to be a solution that how many million dollars are supposed to open up
00:54:09for the time today?
00:54:12How is it on?
00:54:14And the answer is...
00:54:24Are you sure you've got a study, Clement?
00:54:28You know, I think I could teach you something in exchange if you behave.
00:54:41I take my teaching very seriously.
00:54:46If you don't behave, I'm going to rock you with this.
00:54:50So sit.
00:54:52Date.
00:55:08I don't mind getting rough, Phillips.
00:55:12But I am not some stray that you can tease and train.
00:55:15By the way, I know this is coming out of time.
00:55:22Careful, girl, I might enjoy the plane.
00:55:34Fine.
00:55:49Doing okay, Mr. Clement?
00:55:54Now he's playing hard to guess.
00:55:57Yes.
00:55:58Yes.
00:56:00Yes.
00:56:01Yes.
00:56:01Yes.
00:56:02Yes.
00:56:03Yes.
00:56:08Now, now, you're a good girl.
00:56:30Oops.
00:56:36You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:51How long?
00:56:52Are you all at work?
00:56:54Or do you also fight?
00:57:01A bad boy licks, whoops, and he always bites.
00:57:13But I'm trying to be good once in my life.
00:57:19Miss Phillips.
00:57:23Just remember, next time I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:34Oh, my God.
00:57:44Oh, my God.
00:58:00I don't know.
00:58:37I don't know.
00:59:08I don't know.
00:59:26I don't know.
00:59:37Sneaky, huh?
00:59:39Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping.
00:59:44Finish my assignment.
00:59:46If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:53What do you want?
00:59:56You got the makeover.
00:59:58I want another session with you.
01:00:02But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, there you go.
01:00:16Nice try.
01:00:18But you're not getting these.
01:00:24What if I get an A?
01:00:27Let an asshole get A win for once.
01:00:36Bring your A game, then.
01:00:42He's fucking two!
01:00:47Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy trapped the school bad boy?
01:00:58Lana?
01:00:59Yeah, bitch, it's urgent.
01:01:01Bring the strong shit.
01:01:03The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:08Yeah.
01:01:09All right, bye.
01:01:36Miss Hatchett doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:38S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:44St. Vincent's little sweet heart is going to get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:50Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:01:57What's this?
01:02:11What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:02:13You're not in his class.
01:02:15Oh, I was just picking something up before tear practice.
01:02:19Off you trot.
01:02:20My glasses start.
01:02:23Okay.
01:02:25Absolutely.
01:02:29Old witch!
01:02:30I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:33Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:38What's this?
01:02:39Mrs. Herman!
01:02:41Um, I don't know.
01:02:42I just found this on my desk when I get in.
01:02:47Marcelli's Reserve.
01:02:48Truffle assault.
01:02:55A secret admirer.
01:02:57Hm?
01:02:59Or some delinquent trying to derail your power.
01:03:04Absolute inappropriate.
01:03:05Wait, can I just have one?
01:03:07No!
01:03:08You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:11You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:03:14You do not have time for boys, for gifts, for anonymous, sweet tooth distractions.
01:03:30Teenage hormones ruin all the GPAs in the flu.
01:03:56Wow!
01:03:59Life is like a box of chocolates.
01:04:02And my faith is to die for.
01:04:42Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:48The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:51But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:56So maybe they're still...
01:05:06Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:08Then your score will be voided and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:13Detention for at least a week.
01:05:16I will not tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:22Beau Clement, get out of my classroom.
01:05:29What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:32What does it mean?
01:05:33Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:37If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:40Where's your proof?
01:05:40Your existence is the proof.
01:05:43The fuck did you just say?
01:05:48Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:50This is exactly what I am talking about, Beau.
01:05:54Go to the principal's office now.
01:05:57I didn't cheat.
01:05:59Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:02A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:07Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:15Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:23Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:25Excuse me.
01:06:28Because...
01:06:33Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:45I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:48You labeling students like this is wrong.
01:06:51He's not a delinquent.
01:06:54Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:06:57He's smart, and kind, and...
01:07:03And capital A amazing.
01:07:08My whole life, everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:11But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:14She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:17Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:23You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:26Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys?
01:07:32Him.
01:07:34A girl like you should know better.
01:07:36Have some self-respect.
01:07:39Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:42You don't walk on water.
01:07:44You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:47You don't...
01:07:48You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:55Don't.
01:07:56What else could you be?
01:07:58And now, you've corrupted my best student.
01:08:02Lying for you.
01:08:04Do you know what?
01:08:05I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:06Get out of my classroom.
01:08:09Now, both of you.
01:08:10And I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship, too.
01:08:15Don't.
01:08:20You can punish me all you want,
01:08:23but leave Philip out of it.
01:08:24And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:27Beau, stop!
01:08:28I will show you what a problem looks like
01:08:30if you fucking touch your skull.
01:08:33What are you going to do?
01:08:34I...
01:08:34I will call the police.
01:08:39You stupid assignment!
01:08:41Shit!
01:08:42You stupid Greg!
01:08:43I don't fucking need it!
01:09:03Phoebe!
01:09:04Phoebe!
01:09:04Wait!
01:09:06She was being mean and cruel for no reason.
01:09:10But you...
01:09:12God, I hate bullies!
01:09:15So that's it.
01:09:16From now on, we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:09:21Wait.
01:09:22What do you mean, we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:25You and I are nothing alike!
01:09:27You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened!
01:09:31Nothing alike?
01:09:32Just because I'm not like you?
01:09:34As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed, and just take it?
01:09:38You care too damn much about what other people think about me!
01:09:42And no makeover can change that!
01:09:47You think I ruined your life?
01:09:49Newsflash!
01:09:51Nothing can fix a coward!
01:09:55Then what are you?
01:09:56You're a disaster beyond repair!
01:09:59Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart!
01:10:04All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:10:07But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me!
01:10:11But you pretending not to cure my loss!
01:10:14That's just how you hide your fear!
01:10:17You break things!
01:10:19And people!
01:10:20And you push them away!
01:10:23Just so you won't break yourself!
01:10:27I am scared!
01:10:29Yeah!
01:10:30I am fragile!
01:10:32And you knew that better than anyone!
01:10:34Why am I such a bad one?
01:10:35You're not a bad one!
01:10:38That's just what we do!
01:10:39Isn't it?
01:10:41We just don't tell each other!
01:10:42We just play games!
01:10:44Yes, we play ourselves then!
01:10:57I am scared!
01:10:58Yeah!
01:10:59I am fragile!
01:11:01And you knew that better than anyone!
01:11:03Why am I such a bad one?
01:11:04He's such an asshole! I mean, he's an asshole too, but why did I have to talk to him like
01:11:10that?
01:11:10When all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me.
01:11:19Babes? Hey.
01:11:21Sarah, are you okay?
01:11:23All right, Chase. Sorry. They just need to be alone right now.
01:11:29Mind if I stay here with you?
01:11:33Looks like he can use a swimmer's shoulder. Best to cry on.
01:11:39Glad I can make you smile, Pheebs.
01:11:42Whoever made you cry, you know, that's a real asshole.
01:11:57I love this place, you know.
01:12:00I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:12:06Now it's your place too.
01:12:09You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:13Yeah, I know. You used to stand up right there.
01:12:18Wait, you knew?
01:12:19Come on, Pheebs. You weren't exactly subtle.
01:12:27I've noticed you fall.
01:12:32I actually won't.
01:12:35And then...
01:12:36Then why...
01:12:39Just feel me now.
01:12:43Chase...
01:12:43What?
01:12:44This doesn't feel right.
01:12:47What the hell, Chase?
01:12:50Chase, pop the brakes!
01:12:51That's way too fast!
01:12:54Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:55Drop the act.
01:12:56Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:12That's exactly what you wanted, right?
01:13:13Now I'm gonna give it to you.
01:13:14Yes!
01:13:15Stop!
01:13:17Oh, please!
01:13:20Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:24Let go!
01:13:25Please let me go!
01:13:27Stop!
01:13:33Stop it, Chase!
01:13:35Chase!
01:13:35Chase, please, Chase!
01:13:37Stop!
01:13:37Chase, this isn't you!
01:13:38You're supposed to be the nice guy!
01:13:41The fucking nice guy.
01:13:49No!
01:13:50No!
01:13:55What the...
01:13:58She...
01:13:59Fucking...
01:14:00No!
01:14:05Are you okay?
01:14:07Oh, I'm so scared!
01:14:10So what the fuck should we do?
01:14:13No!
01:14:13This piece of shit!
01:14:20Oh!
01:14:23That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:26Oh!
01:14:26Say it!
01:14:28I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy!
01:14:32I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:34Fool!
01:14:36I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy!
01:14:40I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:42Fool!
01:14:47I'm an asshole!
01:14:49Asshole!
01:15:04Hey, baby, you don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:09Just breathe with me, all right?
01:15:11Okay, in, out.
01:15:17I thought, I don't know, my brain just broke.
01:15:22I thought he was my friend.
01:15:24Why would he do that to me?
01:15:27I feel so stupid.
01:15:30Phoebe, Phoebe, look at me.
01:15:33You were not stupid.
01:15:34You were terrified, and you fought back.
01:15:37You bit him, you pulled away, you did everything you could.
01:15:41What if you hadn't come?
01:15:43I, I, I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:15:47I'm sorry.
01:15:48I'm sorry.
01:15:53You saved me, Beau.
01:15:55You saved me when I was just some nobody, just some nerd.
01:15:59I, I didn't save you.
01:16:01You saved me.
01:16:03And you saved yourself.
01:16:04I, I am just an idiot who's too quick to throw punches.
01:16:17You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:24You want to get out of here?
01:16:26Did you score?
01:16:28Yeah.
01:16:29Yeah.
01:16:30Yeah.
01:16:31Well, you okay?
01:16:38you ready for a ride
01:16:40sit tight
01:17:06me with Bo, infuriating, stupid, impossible Bo Clement, showing up every time I fall apart
01:17:14I should not be crushing this ride
01:17:31I'm absolutely crushing you
01:17:48do you want to have sex?
01:18:30you got condoms
01:18:34yeah, I'm always packing
01:18:38pun intended
01:19:10wait
01:19:14wait
01:19:18I'm a little nervous
01:19:22so I'm going to go shower first
01:19:24yeah
01:19:27yeah, yeah, absolutely, no rush
01:19:46this is it, baby, the moment you've been waiting for your entire life, you can do this
01:19:53oh my god
01:19:54oh my god, you're actually in her room and she's taking a shower
01:20:04what the hell
01:20:06what the hell
01:20:22hi
01:20:23hey, there's something important I need to tell you first
01:20:28what is it
01:20:29what is it
01:20:29I need a shower too
01:20:32a shower's all yours, stupid
01:20:34what the hell
01:20:46come on
01:20:49it's
01:20:52I love it
01:20:54that...
01:21:02let's go
01:21:10Stupid.
01:21:14No!
01:21:31Oh shit!
01:21:33Stupid.
01:21:39Hi!
01:21:41Surprise!
01:21:42Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:44You met our little friend there.
01:21:46You've actually touched it.
01:21:47And I touched myself.
01:21:48No, I mean, I touched IT myself!
01:21:51Shit!
01:22:02You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:04You won't need it ever again.
01:22:31It's not a surprise to you.
01:22:36like you did a Phoebe Phillips not totally not stupidly in love with a
01:22:47horny nerd like you Phoebe will you take me as your first
01:22:58it could only be you
01:23:09and I love you too
01:23:46good morning princess
01:23:49why does princess sound like an insult coming from you
01:23:57that's just my bed chem my bed chemistry person being a foul-mouthed bad boy
01:24:03he's such a twerk
01:24:12what happened here
01:24:19that um my mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy boat and
01:24:28on the way there I got scratched by a tree branch and I still insisted I go when we got
01:24:37there
01:24:37like my boat drifted too far out in the waves so she told me to stay on shore while she'd
01:24:44go and get
01:24:44it um but even after it got dark she never came back
01:24:55she never came back
01:25:03and I told myself maybe if I knew how to swim if I if I'd been stronger that she
01:25:09she'd she'd be alive today she wouldn't have died
01:25:12oh
01:25:20I am so sorry
01:25:23and you saw me almost drowned at the pool when we were
01:25:25I can't believe I used that to blackmail you
01:25:29I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me
01:25:33you're so stupid
01:25:40no
01:25:41no Phoebe
01:25:45you
01:25:46you're the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing
01:25:49you believed in me and you gave me a purpose
01:25:52you made me want to do better
01:25:54to be better
01:25:57you saved me
01:26:09all right
01:26:10practice what happened
01:26:10are you good
01:26:11are you good
01:26:12I need you on
01:26:13I'm gonna swim this week
01:26:14you know that
01:26:14and we need to all have a chat later
01:26:17come on
01:26:18come on
01:26:20I got a report
01:26:21says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday
01:26:26what
01:26:29what the hell
01:26:30I I saw it
01:26:33oh
01:26:34Clement tried to rape a girl last night
01:26:37oh
01:26:37fucking say that again
01:26:38you heard me
01:26:40I saw you
01:26:42you
01:26:43tried to rape a girl last night
01:26:47all you know is how to solve problems with your fist
01:26:50you
01:26:54you
01:26:54chase thompson is a lying piece of shit
01:27:00oh
01:27:00didn't do any of that
01:27:01Phoebe
01:27:02what the fuck are you doing here
01:27:06last night
01:27:07Bo Clement was with me
01:27:08in my bedroom
01:27:11making sweet love to me
01:27:13all night long
01:27:14coach honda
01:27:15don't believe me
01:27:15she's a slut
01:27:16who would throw herself at anyone
01:27:18I mean
01:27:18fucking look at her
01:27:24I
01:27:25chase thompson
01:27:26am not a nice guy
01:27:28this
01:27:28this is fake
01:27:29it's edited coach
01:27:30it's obviously edited
01:27:32chase thompson
01:27:33you're off my swim team
01:27:35now
01:27:46you three
01:27:47principal's office
01:27:48now
01:27:51you three
01:27:51thought you were slick
01:27:53slipping laxatives
01:27:55into contraband chocolates
01:28:04you nearly sent me to the ER
01:28:07twice
01:28:11are you all enjoying this?
01:28:18that never gets old
01:28:20this school is toxic AM
01:28:32chop chop ladies
01:28:42holly make out sessions
01:28:44free comedy
01:28:44best school day ever
01:28:53capital A for absolutely
01:28:55B
01:28:56and your capital A for A's B
01:29:00well
01:29:00well that's all thanks to your great chemistry
01:29:03what's the most
01:29:03this school is for
01:29:07the
01:29:07the
01:29:07the
01:29:07the
01:29:14the
01:29:14the
01:29:14the
01:29:17the
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