00:00I solemnly swear, I will not shit my pants, and if I do, I won't take it from my pants
00:13and put it on the floor.
00:18Okay, thanks, I'll have a minute call, hang on.
00:28The National Center for IBS, Colitis, and Diarrhea.
00:33It's actually one in four adults suffers from IBS, I'm so sorry.
00:36Shit all you fucking want.
00:38We got more music.
00:43That's awesome.
00:46That, of course, the great Noah Kahn.
00:49At his show in Toronto, pleading with fans to use the restroom and not poop in their pants during the
00:57concert.
00:58Why did Noah Kahn have to do that and make everyone take a pledge not to poop themselves?
01:05Well, at his previous show in Philadelphia, apparently not everyone was able to follow the rule.
01:12A woman was so concerned about missing Noah Kahn songs and the concert live, she decided to defecate in her
01:24pants.
01:24And then took said poop and put it on the floor, shared by her fellow concert goers.
01:38A couple of things.
01:40Start at the beginning.
01:42I love Noah Kahn.
01:43Big Noah Kahn fan.
01:45It's always stick season in my house.
01:47My oldest daughter, Jolie, she's going to Fenway Park.
01:50Diehard Yankee fan, by the way.
01:51In a few weeks.
01:52Noah Kahn has been on our radar forever.
01:55I just saw Noah Kahn in San Francisco.
01:57Serious XM had a great show.
02:00He had the new album coming out.
02:02The whole thing was phenomenal.
02:03I love Noah Kahn.
02:05For Noah Kahn to have to put out a tweet, don't poop yourself.
02:09Don't take the poop.
02:10Put it on the floor.
02:11I love that there's dedication.
02:14You're at a concert.
02:15And at the end of the day, you don't want to miss a minute.
02:17You love Noah Kahn.
02:18You love live music.
02:20You want to make sure you hear every minute.
02:23You know what supersedes everything?
02:27Defecation.
02:28If you got to go, you got to go.
02:30Also, plan better.
02:32Now, I know things happen, right?
02:34I get it.
02:36But probably it was your fault.
02:39So instead, I don't know, be a human.
02:43Don't poop yourself.
02:45Don't take the poop.
02:47Put it on the floor.
02:48And then Noah Kahn has to start doing all this in terms of place.
02:52At my concerts, don't defecate in your pants.
02:57And then don't take the defecation and throw it on the floor.
03:02Stick season.
03:04More like I'm going to be sick season.
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