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Dear crafty parents, we completely understand how difficult parenting can be! So here are some incredibly simple smart parenting tips to help you get rid of those family issues.
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00:00Oh, I can't believe this has happened, officer!
00:03My poor, poor baby is missing!
00:05Take this phone over so you can get to work!
00:07Don't you worry, sir. I'll find your daughter.
00:10Thank you, officer.
00:12Hmm, she has to be around here somewhere.
00:15Hey, hey, officer! Do you have any money you can spare?
00:19Yeah, sure, whatever. Here you go.
00:21Hey, thanks, Mr. Officer!
00:23Wait a second. She looks a lot like a missing girl.
00:27Is it? Come on, you. I'm taking you back home.
00:30Taking me home? But I live out here.
00:33Sir, good news. I found your daughter.
00:35She matches the picture. Well, she would if she wasn't so dirty.
00:40Honey! I'm so glad you're home again!
00:42I've missed you so much! And so has your royal mansion!
00:48Honey, let me show you this new necklace I bought for myself.
00:52Whoa! Yes, indeed it is.
00:54I have a good eye for quality, as I'm sure you remember.
00:57What is it? What's wrong?
00:58Have you fallen ill?
01:00Well, I just need to use the bathroom.
01:02Well, it's right over there.
01:04Wait. My mistake. It's actually over that way.
01:07Hmm. Let me think.
01:08Oh, I can never remember. Let me consult the map of the house.
01:12Let's see. It's not the candy warehouse or the dressing room.
01:15And over there is the zoo and the kitchen.
01:17All right, there it is. Right off the hall. Here, take this with you. You've got this.
01:22Okay. The map says the bathroom should be right here.
01:27Ah! So bright! Whoa! Now that is a big safe and a lot of cash!
01:32Wow! This is the first time I've made money on the way to a bathroom!
01:36Oh my gosh! An alarm! It wasn't me! I didn't take anything!
01:40Phew. That was a close one. Maybe I should just find the bathroom.
01:43It has to be around here somewhere.
01:45Okay. Maybe it's over here. Or over there?
01:48I have no idea. Whoa! Now that's what I call a water park!
01:53Look at that slide! Pretty nice!
01:56Or I guess I sort of just got one. And I still haven't found the bathroom.
02:01Come on, you dumb bathroom! I need you right now!
02:05Here's another door. This one has to be it, right?
02:08Oh. A big cat! A lion!
02:10Nope, nope, nope! Just gotta get away from this door now!
02:14I can't stand it! This house is too big!
02:17Huh? What's this? Another door? It says bathroom!
02:21Thank goodness! And not a moment to spare, either!
02:25Finally! Some relief for my bladder!
02:30Phew. That's so much better.
02:33All right. Time to get out of here. It stinks!
02:35Wait. What the heck? No toilet paper?
02:40You've got to be kidding me.
02:41I can't believe this happens to rich people, too!
02:44There's gotta be something around here I can use.
02:46Ooh! Oh my! That one is a bidet!
02:49That water is cold! It feels pretty nice, though.
02:53Guess I'm clean! Let me try these other buttons.
02:56No way! A whole selection of games and puzzles to keep me entertained!
03:01Is this thing on? Nice! I can finally live out my bathroom rockstar fantasies!
03:05That was amazing! Time for the last button.
03:09Wonder what it'll do.
03:10Huh? What the heck? What's all this pink smoke?
03:13Is something on fire?
03:15Wait. I feel different.
03:17Wow! Look at how great I look!
03:20That pink smoke is amazing!
03:22This bathroom is truly a magical place!
03:25Well, that was all the buttons, so I guess it's time to leave.
03:31Whoa! No way! Looks like this is some sort of dressing room!
03:35It's fantastic! Look at the lighting! The couches!
03:40Ooh, that's a fancy-looking full-size mirror!
03:42Time to check me out!
03:44Ugh! What the heck is that?!
03:47Hey! I guess it's some sort of hologram.
03:50Hi! Looks like I'm supposed to push the button, I guess.
03:55No way! Pressing the button put a new outfit on me!
03:58This is never something I'd pick from-
03:59Are you kidding me? I don't want to dress like my new dad!
04:04One of these buttons has to work.
04:07Oh! Now this is more like it!
04:10Even my nails have been done!
04:12No one's gonna stop me now, that's for sure!
04:15Ooh, okay! I guess I'm gonna have to practice walking in heels!
04:19That's no biggie! I'll get there, because I'm rich!
04:28This ought to be good! Rich birthdays have to be incredible!
04:33I bet I'll get loads and loads of cash!
04:36So much money I won't know what to do with it all!
04:39Wait a second…
04:42I bet I can think of something even better than that!
04:45Well, what if instead of cash, I get jewels and jewelry?
04:49Real pearls and gold!
04:51Eh. I've got an even better idea than all of that.
04:55Bags and bags of new clothes!
04:57From the very best brands and up and coming designers!
05:02No. That's not right either.
05:04I'll just have to wait and see.
05:06Eee! Here he comes!
05:07I've got something special for my birthday, girl!
05:10Ta-da!
05:11All right, let me see what's inside this little box here.
05:15Hmm. Okay. It's a little card. And it has a picture of a plane on it.
05:20I don't get it. What is this? Surely not just a piece of paper.
05:23A piece of paper? You misunderstand.
05:26Here, let me show you. This is your gift.
05:30As you can see, it's not just a piece of paper.
05:33Wait! Oh my gosh! An actual golden plane?!
05:36Oh my gosh! Look at how huge and shiny it is! I love it!
05:42Ah. I can't believe I got this arrangement at such a low cost.
05:45I definitely can spot a good deal when I see one.
05:49All right. I think this belongs right here on this end table.
05:52Yes. That is the perfect spot for me to admire it.
05:57Gold is definitely my favorite color. So beautiful.
06:01Wait a second. I have an idea for something I should do!
06:04Wow! I'm destroying this game!
06:07Gonna get a high score for sure!
06:10Yes! I win!
06:12Oof. All that hard gaming, though, has left me feeling pretty hungry.
06:16Hey, yeah! I'll get my regular!
06:17Yep. All of the usual toppings!
06:21Food delivery's here.
06:23Great! That was quick!
06:25Here's everything you ordered, miss.
06:27Hey, aren't you forgetting something? You need to pay me.
06:30Oh, right. Hold on just one second.
06:33Where did I put all my money? This dress doesn't have pockets!
06:36Shoot. Okay, there has to be something around here that'll work.
06:39Of course! This flower arrangement!
06:44Here. Take this. It's made out of real gold.
06:47Hmm. Real gold. Well, I guess I can accept that as payment.
06:51All right. I can finally get down to eating my food.
06:54A pizza and a burger? Don't mind about you.
06:58Oh. I see you got yourself a little snack.
07:01I'm just gonna polish my new most favorite possession in the world.
07:04Just give it a little spritz then.
07:07No! Where did it go? I know I said it right here on the table!
07:11Oh, you're talking about that golden flower arrangement? Yikes!
07:18I hope you enjoy your salad. Doesn't the aroma just smell so fresh and wonderful?
07:25Yeah! I've never seen so many different utensils on a table before.
07:29How do I know which one is the right one to use for the salad? Knives and spoons and way
07:33too many forks.
07:36Eh. I'll just use my hands. That's what they were invented for anyway.
07:39You're right. This salad's great. Honey, why don't you try using that fork right there?
07:46Right. The salad fork. Of course. How could I have forgotten?
07:50There you go. That's much better. Now try one of these olives.
07:55Delicious. But now my fingertips are oily.
07:58Good thing I have this finger bowl next to my plate.
08:01Oh, look at that. They serve water in bowls instead of glasses here.
08:07Hey! What are you doing with that finger bowl?
08:10Finger bowl? I'm just teasing you. Of course it's for my fingers.
08:16Oh, you have such a funny sense of humor.
08:21Well, that was a long trip, but now I'm home.
08:24I cannot believe how stressful travel can be. I need a vacation for my vacation.
08:29Nice! A piece of candy! Don't mind if I do!
08:33Uh, excuse me? Who are you and why are you in my clothes? What?
08:39Honey, I'm back from… Huh? What's going on? Two of you? How is that possible? I think my brain is
08:46totally broken.
08:52This is your last warning. I mean it, Wednesday. If you get in trouble one more time, you're out of
08:58here.
08:58It seems like you're never out of my office. Are we done here?
09:02Wait, what's that? It's just my pet spiders.
09:05Hey, hey! Look at you two having fun! There she is! My new daughter!
09:11I've adopted you! Bring it in, kiddo! My family is complete!
09:17This is the best day ever! Thank you, thank you!
09:21Uh-huh.
09:21Come right in. Make yourself comfortable. Say hello to your new room.
09:26Pretty sweet, huh? I decorated it myself. As you can see, I've got an eye for design.
09:31I sincerely doubt it. Ugh. Who even likes these colors? This is not going to work.
09:38And what is that? It hurts my eyes. I think I'm gonna throw up.
09:43I can't stay in this room. It's time to redecorate.
09:47Hah! Take that! These are coming down. See ya!
09:53Flowers? They belong in the trash. I prefer black.
10:00Oh yeah! This is more like it. It needs to be cozy. It's starting to feel like home.
10:07I could actually be happy here. The spiderwebs really add character to the room.
10:12And the tombstone. Is it even a home without one? I did a great job. I think I deserve to
10:18relax now.
10:18It's been an eventful day. Oh, Wednesday. Ugh! W-what happened? She had so much to live for. This is
10:26bad. So bad. Ugh!
10:31I'll take that. I love chocolate. Huh? You're… you're okay. Ugh, what a relief.
10:39Please don't touch me. But thanks for the chocolate.
10:42Dear diary. The strangest thing is happening. I'm starting to feel happy here.
10:47Sorry, Thing. I'm kinda busy right now. I can't play.
10:51Hey! What did I say?
10:58No! Don't do that! I mean it! I'm warning you!
11:03Don't! You know I'm ticklish. You're so annoying.
11:06Hey, honey! Oh! Look at that rhythm. Hold on. I need to record this.
11:12Oh yeah! But… but…
11:15You're a natural! I've almost got you!
11:18Don't do that again! I've never seen anything like that!
11:22Check it out! You're going viral! They love you!
11:26You're so talented, sweetie. I guess I am.
11:29I'm gonna learn that routine. We could be a duo.
11:32It did look pretty good. Who knew?
11:41I need to get ready. Hmm. The door's locked. Is someone in there?
11:46Shalalala singing in the tub.
11:49Wait. Dad?
11:51Splish, splash. Gotta get clean.
11:54Hmm. So interesting. I love a good book.
11:57You make a cute couple.
11:58That's it. Hey, think!
12:03I need your help. And show no mercy. I knew I could count on you.
12:08Such beautiful bubbles. This is my happy place.
12:12Nothing could ruin it. I feel so safe and secure in here.
12:16I could spend all day in the tub.
12:18Mmm. This body scrub smells divine.
12:20Uh, what is that? Piranha?
12:24Ahhhh! I need to get out of here. I don't want to be fish food.
12:28Ahhhh! I'm never taking a bath again.
12:31That went well. Great job, Thing. Loving your work.
12:38Hey, it smells good in here. I need to do one thing first.
12:42They don't look that terrifying.
12:44There. It looks perfect. Oh, Wednesday. I've got something to show you.
12:49You're gonna love it. Ta-da!
12:52What do you think? I know. It's amazing. Gotta go.
12:56What has she done? Is she trying to make me mad?
12:59I mean, she's doing a great job.
13:03I can't even look at it. I'll have nightmares about it.
13:07It's gotta go. Right now.
13:10Ugh. It's so happy. How could she do this?
13:14Boss babe? Seriously? I need to fix this.
13:18But how? Hang on. That's a conveniently placed box.
13:23Maybe I can use it. Hmm. Let me think.
13:26Nah. I don't need these. I just need the box.
13:29This will do the trick. But I need to make some changes first.
13:34I'll need to paint this long piece of cardboard. I'm using black, of course.
13:38I need to cover it completely. I don't want to miss any spots.
13:41And there's something so relaxing about painting.
13:44Once I've painted the cardboard, I'll wait for it to dry.
13:47While that's happening, I made a stencil of my name.
13:50I'll place it onto the cardboard. And then I'll draw around it.
13:53I'm using a silver pen for this. I'll take my time. I don't want the stencil to slip.
13:58Okay. That's it. I can lift it off. Now I'll paint my name.
14:03I'm using white paint for contrast. Wow. That looks good. It makes the perfect locker decoration.
14:09What have you done?
14:10Does that mean you like it? I better get my things for class.
14:14Ah. You gotta love movie night.
14:16So what are we gonna watch?
14:18I know just the thing. Oh, I've not seen this one.
14:22Whoa. Look at that. This channel's awesome.
14:25You're getting too invested in this.
14:28Fine. I'll change the channel.
14:30How about this?
14:31Aw. It's so romantic. They're gonna kiss.
14:35Be still, my heart.
14:37Turn the channel.
14:38You have a heart of stone.
14:41Look, it's Kevin. He's so dreamy.
14:44How could you do that to him?
14:46It was pretty funny, though.
14:48Did you see that? Bella got him good.
14:51Come on, Dad. I wanna watch something scary.
14:55What else is on?
14:56Give me the remote.
14:57I can't. If I see Kevin, I have to watch.
15:00Ugh. This is so unfair.
15:02Thing. Get over here.
15:04Good hand.
15:07Put it on channel three.
15:09Go on. What are you waiting for?
15:11Do it. Change it.
15:17Yes. This is more like it.
15:19Where did he go?
15:21Is that a vampire? I don't like this.
15:27Uh, lighten up.
15:29No. No. Ah!
15:31Why is she doing that?
15:32What is that thing?
15:33I won't be able to sleep now.
15:37Ah. Cleaning is so relaxing.
15:40But I don't want to leave any dust behind.
15:42I'm home from school, Dad.
15:44What a day. I've got so much homework to do.
15:46Oh, hi, honey. I hope you had a good day.
15:49Aren't you forgetting something?
15:52Ah. That feels good.
15:54Huh? What is it?
15:56What are you trying to tell me?
16:00No! Wednesday's birthday!
16:01It completely slipped my mind.
16:04Okay. Let me think. I've got it.
16:06I know what to do.
16:07Happy birthday, sweetie!
16:09I hope you like it.
16:10You really don't know me, do you?
16:15Not a fan, huh?
16:17No. That's an awful idea.
16:19I can't let that happen.
16:21I know.
16:23Happy birthday, honey!
16:25I got you a lovely bunch of flowers.
16:27Achoo! Get them away from me.
16:30Hmm. Maybe this was a bad idea after all.
16:33I thought you'd like them.
16:35What was I thinking?
16:38This is tough.
16:40Hold on. This'll definitely work.
16:43It's someone's special day.
16:45Here you go. Just look at all those colors.
16:49I hate makeup.
16:51I should've seen that coming.
16:55This shade does suit me, though.
16:57That would be awful.
16:59What am I gonna do?
17:00I can't think of anything.
17:04Unless…
17:04Maybe there's one thing that I could do.
17:07I just need this 3D pen.
17:09This'll solve everything.
17:11Let's get to work.
17:12I've drawn a skull on this sticky pad.
17:15I'll go around the outline with a 3D pen.
17:17Then I'll fill in the skull.
17:19I'll leave space for the eyes.
17:20And the mouth.
17:21Then I'll fill it in with black plastic.
17:23This is looking… creepy.
17:26I've attached hooks to turn them into key rings.
17:28Wow. I'm a genius.
17:30And humble, too.
17:32I can't wait to give them to her.
17:33They're just her style.
17:35Oh, Wednesday!
17:36Happy birthday to you!
17:38I've got something for you.
17:40Check it out!
17:41These earrings are for you.
17:43Try them on!
17:44Are those skulls?
17:48Wow. They're perfect. Thanks.
17:51You're welcome.
17:53Wait.
17:53What's the hand doing?
17:55Huh?
17:56You want a gift, too?
17:57I don't have anything for you.
17:59You don't want to make things mad.
18:03Kay, okay. I'll get you something.
18:05I'll make a watch for it.
18:07I'll color in the face.
18:08Then I'll need to do the dial.
18:10This is looking good.
18:17Now I'll add a strap.
18:19I'm pretty happy with that.
18:20What do you think?
18:21Uh, a thanks would be nice.
18:25Whatever.
18:26You look amazing, sweetie.
18:28Uh, you're a little close.
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