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00:00:06you sure about this I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother we'll never
00:00:11let anything happen to you it's showtime
00:00:26ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic
00:00:35oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all time
00:00:41you young lady let's see your true self now I'm gonna need a little help by my
00:00:46lovely assistant Eric
00:00:58and now my next volunteer I don't care I said shorted what the hell
00:01:11how are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:20the most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23sure about this he's dangerous I'm the master of freaking magic ladies and gentlemen put your
00:01:30hands together for mr. Barry Carnegie and who the hell are you get these fuckers out of my way now
00:01:39Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49are you ready to show them who you truly are you insult me in public you know who I am
00:01:57I can make you
00:01:58disappear okay well we won't test Barry so we're gonna test this hotel instead
00:02:10what do you think you're doing we're gonna make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:24now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults the police are already on their way
00:02:29to arrest you
00:02:30you know
00:02:32kill him
00:02:37now for my final trick
00:03:02what are you looking at me
00:03:03get him
00:03:08yeah
00:03:09yeah
00:03:10oh
00:03:11yeah
00:03:11yeah
00:03:21Oh, my God.
00:03:57Eric, no.
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02But never let anything happen to you.
00:04:06Eric, this is all my fault.
00:04:08God, I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:15Girl we grew up with at the orphanage?
00:04:17She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:38Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:51If I can't protect my family,
00:04:54I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri and help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show,
00:05:32but if it's a hit,
00:05:34I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in
00:05:37before it's destroyed.
00:05:40All right, well,
00:05:41see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri,
00:05:49and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling,
00:05:54you know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen,
00:05:58follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:03That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too,
00:06:05but hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know,
00:06:10this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll,
00:06:12but, you know,
00:06:13we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19Um, I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on it.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play,
00:06:30you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:38Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:41Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those
00:06:46cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:48What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting.
00:06:53I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:00What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take it.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:19I win.
00:07:20She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:22You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:30Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:43You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59Should have kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:05Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet is mine.
00:08:38Well, then.
00:08:40Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:51Listen.
00:08:53Are you looking for this?
00:08:56What the?
00:08:57Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three card Monty.
00:09:13It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I just...
00:09:17I thought I could crack it.
00:09:19But I was screwed.
00:09:21Until you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet.
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:36Well, he...
00:09:37He died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night, great.
00:09:47Wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're going to let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:58That was amazing.
00:10:01Uh...
00:10:01I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07Uh...
00:10:08I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:13You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just light of hand.
00:10:20Why didn't you agree?
00:10:26You know...
00:10:27Your hand saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:37They, uh...
00:10:38Say you're welcome.
00:10:39You're welcome.
00:10:59Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:02Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:08Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:33I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I left.
00:11:38I'm not.
00:11:50I don't want to.
00:11:52I don't want to.
00:11:54I don't want to.
00:11:54I don't want to.
00:12:00What did I tell you?
00:12:04i don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff well i'm the prop assistant just doing my job
00:12:09no your job is to clean up dove shit see this stuff this stuff is to not be touched by
00:12:16anyone
00:12:17less than a three-star magician correct me if i'm wrong
00:12:28but you're not a three-star magician are you no not
00:12:35not since i was 12 after becoming the world's first seven-star magician the society of magicians
00:12:40gave up trying to rank me damn right you're not
00:12:49you're lucky to be even our little prop boy and to be in the same room as us real magicians
00:13:01what did you do to my deck nothing i was just putting them away listen fool this is my gold
00:13:09zephyr deck the master of magic himself used this type of deck actually i prefer the platen deck
00:13:15well if they're so priceless maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the
00:13:20table like they're just some two dollar deck from the gas station oh you think ruining my deck is
00:13:25funny you're fired
00:13:29if i lose this job i won't be able to watch over brie i need you to find brie
00:13:35help right yeah look i'm sorry no it's too late for that now because here comes mr kensington
00:13:50hello mr kensington you're looking better sir i'll be good to go for the opening of the show
00:13:57but let this be a reminder what we do is dangerous sir that is exactly what i wanted to tell
00:14:05you about
00:14:05i've had to fire the prop boy over here what why he's careless and cocky he's a liability no matter
00:14:12how hot you think he is i i never said that mr kensington daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:14:19since he's worked here sir sir he he nearly destroyed my gold zephyr deck daniel is this true
00:14:26of course not sir who are you gonna believe a a common worker or a three-star magician look samuel
00:14:33i've seen his skills he would never damage a deck show them show them what you can do
00:14:45yeah daniel let's see it show us what you got do you even know a single trick tell you what
00:14:51if you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it in 15 seconds you can keep
00:14:59your job 15 seconds that's impossible i don't even know if the master of magic could have done it
00:15:03that quick but if you can't i demand as a three-star magician that you fire him samuel this isn't
00:15:14fair
00:15:14i know but while i disagree with it xander has the right to challenge daniel but sir he
00:15:21brie it's okay 15 seconds you're on
00:15:37the idiot he's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance ready to do this
00:15:43daniel you really don't have to oh the little prop boy has a cheering section now if i win
00:15:50you're all gonna have to start treating brie with more respect around here it's her money that's
00:15:55bankrolling this entire show brie look at that got a knight in shining coveralls fine deal it's not
00:16:04like you have a chance in hell anyway 15 seconds here we go
00:16:16what's he doing what he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself 10 seconds
00:16:24oh wow giving up already clearly can't hack the big leagues you said he was good i thought
00:16:30he would at least try getting security on the phone to escort you out in five four three two
00:17:04absolutely impossible
00:17:09how did you do that there's no way i don't think i've ever seen anything like this nobody but the
00:17:14master of magic could have done this
00:17:19no no no you you clearly switched out the deck while brie was distracting us i knew it yeah of
00:17:25course
00:17:25just some amateur trying something stupid nothing but a cheap lazy trick from the hack
00:17:32now we've got a show to prep
00:17:36sophie eugene stop goggling assholes cards and let's get to work come on
00:17:42samuel you believe you really did it right i don't know what to believe
00:17:49oh come on the show opens in a few days we need to prep oh you don't have to worry
00:17:55about prepping
00:18:06this is not going to be a show
00:18:09who is this it's richard kim he produces every other magic show in town
00:18:15samuel hates him richard get the hell out of my theater your theater oh no no my little friend this
00:18:24is
00:18:24now my theater what the hell are you talking about i have a three year lease with the owner which
00:18:32as of
00:18:32this morning is me i bought the theater which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one
00:18:39hour to get the hell out
00:18:44you can't just buy the theater i'm the biggest show in town used to be you're past your prime
00:18:51my new show will triple your numbers the contract can't be cancelled i'll lose everything
00:18:57if brie loses this show the orphanage that i grew up in that saved my life as a child will
00:19:03be destroyed
00:19:04hey we still have a contract you can't just kick us out hey hey doll face how about you focus
00:19:09on
00:19:09looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk i'm this show's producer and if you
00:19:15cancel the show i'll sue you into oblivion not if i can prove you're not worthy of this theater
00:19:21i'll give you a chance a head-to-head magical competition your old man and his team wins you keep
00:19:29your contract my team wins your contract is terminated and you go back to doing uh birthday parties for
00:19:35eight-year-olds deal mr kingington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against great the
00:19:45competition will be tonight tonight his cast doesn't come off for another week not my problem hope you
00:19:51have a good backup team
00:19:59ladies and gentlemen aren't you ready for the epic no hold barred battle to see who will get
00:20:05this feeder and who will be thrown out into the street don't worry we have an ace up our sleeve
00:20:16daniel you gotta be kidding you're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there his
00:20:21best trick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear it's all or nothing for us all right
00:20:25richard
00:20:26kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl he's got world-class real magicians yeah no problem i'm
00:20:33good enough to take on anyone that kin sends to us and now the challengers richard kin's latest sensation
00:20:40mat von buren
00:20:54oh no oh god no what how did he get matt van buren
00:21:05he's the youngest magician to have five stars he's one of the best in the world
00:21:15that guy xavier will wipe the floor with his ass yeah bring him on now for the first act or
00:21:21should i
00:21:22say miracle before each magician is a glass of water the magicians must turn their water into wine in a
00:21:30way that our top judges can't figure out the magician to stump the most judges wins matt van buren won
00:21:39the
00:21:39grand prix for close-up magic last year this plays exactly to his strengths he's way beyond xavier's league
00:21:47we're gonna lose
00:21:54maybe not showtime
00:22:05xavier not you what
00:22:19you should go out this round
00:22:23what he he's not even a magician he's just the guy that cleans up duff
00:22:28shit yeah xavier's the best of all of us yeah look girl i know you have a little crush and
00:22:32probably
00:22:32believe this is the real magicians samuel you can't seriously be considering this i mean that guy
00:22:37is gonna piss himself out there and the magician from the kensington team
00:22:51maybe he's just the prop assistant but i need a hail mary right now daniel
00:23:05oh my god you're prop boy you're really gonna put up the help against someone like
00:23:11matt van buren don't worry kid this will be over real quick and then you can run back to the
00:23:16shadows
00:23:17where you belong it's a shame though because matt's just my warm-up act you're gonna be so bad
00:23:23you'll never see my big showstopper matt van buren's just the warm-up act he's one of the best in
00:23:28the
00:23:28world i say he might even get a six star soon there hasn't been a new six star magician in
00:23:33over a
00:23:33decade no it's obvious what samuel's doing okay he knows he doesn't have a chance so he's already
00:23:38looking for excuses when he loses he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try boss this guy is
00:23:45a
00:23:45hack he's gonna make a fool out of all of us it's a two out of three competition we need
00:23:50to judge their
00:23:51strength oh i i get it okay you see samuel sending daniel out to get slaughtered and then i
00:23:58come in and save the day where's that he actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at
00:24:02being a real magician and you are daniel just daniel nice coveralls daniel i give my servants the same
00:24:15ones enjoy your moment just daniel this will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for i can't
00:24:22believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician he's trying to be embarrassed sad he really
00:24:27thought that he could hang with the pros no you're sure about this trust me
00:24:37don't feel too bad you should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:24:42gentlemen are you ready i was born ready what about you buddy you look a little nervous
00:24:49maybe you should be
00:24:53because i'm about to embarrass the living out of you
00:24:59come on he's frozen with fear come on daniel was it stupid to pick him daniel are you okay
00:25:09absolutely oh my god what a show he's not even prepping me hey newbie this is when you're supposed
00:25:16to prepare your illusion i'm good no i'm good that's why i have a five star magician's amulet and you
00:25:28have what coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit tell you what it's not too soon to back out
00:25:36if you do i'll give you the honor of having my autograph are you ready or do you need more
00:25:42time to prepare
00:25:43no i don't need more time for this trick
00:25:49then first up is matt von buren pay attention this is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:26what do you think judges did matt bob aaron's trick fool you
00:26:33i have no idea how that was done if i didn't know any better i'd say it's a miracle
00:26:38i'm stumped well done you're three for three
00:26:43you have stumped our judges does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick anyone
00:26:55you have something to say prop boy i mean your trick wasn't bad i just know exactly how you did
00:27:01it
00:27:08i'm sure you do please enlighten us tell us all how i did my trick
00:27:15all in good time idiot everybody knows that he's lying pathetic daniel you're up
00:27:30what's he doing he's making a fool out of all of us hey there looks like your fellow's got some
00:27:35stage fright this is what happens when you don't respect the craft you're making a fool out of all
00:27:43of us i think he can do it it doesn't matter what you think okay you're not one of us
00:27:50you're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn if it weren't for you we
00:27:54wouldn't be in this mess
00:28:05looks like you're having some trouble here why don't you let me help you
00:28:15switch it now prop boy you need to end this now you're
00:28:25you're right
00:28:29i swore off my old life
00:28:40but i can't keep running forever
00:28:47ladies and gentlemen are you ready for something extraordinary
00:28:55now but first i'm gonna need some help brie could you come here
00:29:07what is he doing you gotta be kidding me this is just sad
00:29:21you all know magic is an illusion but still you hold out hope that one day you'll experience
00:29:27something so incredible you can never explain it in a million years well isn't this like life see every
00:29:35day you experience your reality through your senses but what if you couldn't trust your senses
00:29:46wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion
00:29:52don't blink don't blink you'll miss it
00:30:09that's it
00:30:11nothing happened you're supposed to change the water into wine hey mr kensington i told you you
00:30:17shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place you should have respected my ranking no
00:30:22i think there's something else going on now i apologize ladies and gentlemen i can't seem to
00:30:28complete my transformation i knew it this theater is mine without one final piece of equipment
00:30:36which would be coming right about now
00:30:51what's he doing what's he doing it's a cake knife he's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:03how
00:31:34the lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce
00:31:40i can't believe i'm eating cake the only person i've ever seen do a trick like this was
00:31:44the master of magic
00:31:55how is this possible
00:32:02now for the critical moment judges what do you think do you know how he did it i have no
00:32:07idea
00:32:08not a clue
00:32:10and you jennifer
00:32:12i'm completely stumped
00:32:16well in the case of a tie we turn back to the magicians themselves
00:32:21daniel
00:32:22you said earlier you know how matthew did his trick
00:32:26tell us
00:32:26yeah
00:32:27tell us
00:32:30he dropped in edible iron fill nets
00:32:34then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron ionizing
00:32:39turning the water red and giving it the earthy flavors of a wine
00:32:44that's
00:32:46that's
00:32:46that's
00:32:47that's
00:32:49amazing
00:32:50amazing
00:32:51and matthew
00:32:52how did daniel do his trick
00:32:58i
00:32:59i don't know
00:33:02and with that
00:33:03daniel wins our first round
00:33:11look at your health
00:33:18i need a knife
00:33:20let's give him cake
00:33:23well done young man
00:33:26the only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic
00:33:35no no he didn't transform anything he didn't even teleport
00:33:40he must have cheated there's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill
00:33:44exactly he probably blocked me all the judges or something
00:33:50how could you let him beat you you embarrassed us with your performance
00:33:53how was i supposed to know he was going to do that with the cup and teleport to the judges
00:33:56he's that guy
00:34:02it doesn't matter get out of my basement it's time for the real magicians to get to work
00:34:07you think you've won
00:34:10you haven't won
00:34:12shit
00:34:13it's time to bring out my a team
00:34:21kate barlow
00:34:29miss barlow thank you for joining us
00:34:33that's that's kate barlow she's the fism world champion in parlor magic and an actual six-star
00:34:40magician all right who's ready for the headliner
00:34:46second round is quick change magic that's sophie's specialty you had a little fun in the first round
00:34:52but now watch an axle prep a real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges or cause some fake amateur
00:34:59distractions a real magician doesn't need you because she has hard earned skills
00:35:05now
00:35:08yeah get him sophie
00:35:10always nice to see a fellow female on stage too bad i'm gonna crush you
00:35:13oh you think so your rank is impressive but it doesn't scare me oh you think i brought in miss
00:35:21barlow just for her rank you didn't i brought in kate barlow because she was the protege of the
00:35:29master of magic he taught me everything he knows funny i don't remember training her
00:35:38you were trained by the master of magic oh she wasn't just trained by him he realized that she was
00:35:45better than him that's why he disappeared that can't be true right richard wouldn't dare make a
00:35:52claim like that if it wasn't true so what you're saying is that we have to compete against somebody
00:35:56who's better than the master of magic oh so what i'll still destroy you sophie shut up
00:36:04miss barlow it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber i wish i could say the
00:36:13same
00:36:14but honestly it's an insult you're even trying to compete so why are you here to shatter my teacher's
00:36:23old records and publicly declare myself the new master of magic ladies and gentlemen this next act is
00:36:36even harder than our first it is all about quick change magic transforming outfits as many times as
00:36:43possible in 30 seconds the world record is 17 changes held by the master of magic
00:36:56do you think you can beat that that's a change every two seconds there's no way you can beat that
00:37:01i could beat that in my sleep
00:37:07hell there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible only the master
00:37:11of magic would be able to do that i know every one of his secrets are you saying you're going
00:37:17to
00:37:17break the master of magic's record who here would like to see me break the record
00:37:25then start the music
00:37:39one two right there's three standards oh my god her pace how is she doing
00:37:48she's about to break the record they're about to break their record this is unreal
00:37:5818 changes ladies and gentlemen we have a new world record and possibly a new master of magic
00:38:06i can't believe she just did that i've never seen anything like it the concentration the skill
00:38:12needed to do something like that she had to learn it from the master of magic i wouldn't believe it
00:38:18if
00:38:18i hadn't just seen it with my own eyes for a second there i thought she'd actually figure out my
00:38:22technique but no she's a fraud like the rest sophie you can beat that right i can only manage nine
00:38:30or
00:38:31ten changes but not 18. well are you even going to attempt to compete or do you just want to
00:38:40give me the
00:38:40theater now no one can do that we should just give up come on sophie there has to be some
00:38:48chance okay
00:38:48you don't know what you're talking about i can't do that no one can do that you're just a dumb
00:38:55girl
00:38:55with money who tried to get into magic but you don't know anything about magic okay you put that
00:38:59guy on stage for beat sake are you gonna come out here embarrass yourselves or can i get ready for
00:39:05my
00:39:05first photo shoot as the new master of magic come on one of you at least has to try i
00:39:13can't lose this
00:39:14contract i have children that are my responsibility and they will starve sophie eugene figure if i had my
00:39:24hand i would try but i don't even think i would stand a chance well well looks like i won
00:39:32it sir are you hiring really you're gonna betray your boss right in front of him might as well
00:39:42we can't go down with a sinking ship of losers sorry samuel you shouldn't put your faith in a
00:39:46stupid girl who doesn't understand the first thing about magic it's over the theater is mine
00:39:53i failed them i failed the orphanage
00:39:59might as well go with them daniel hey watch where are you going
00:40:06what is he doing
00:40:10we still have a shot i'm gonna take it daniel stop you can't just go out there and embarrass yourself
00:40:15i
00:40:16won't let you agree if you trust me and with the kensington team giving up the winners are wait
00:40:30the kensington team sold us to do their quick change act
00:40:34that's adorable do you even know what a quick change act is properly
00:40:39i'll manage really samuel you're sending out the help again this loser has no chance of beating kate
00:40:46sir we tried to warn him but samuel just wouldn't listen this worker conned him just like he conned
00:40:53the judges in the last round hey that's not true the only reason why he's here is because brie has
00:40:57a
00:40:57little crush on him that's enough is that what's going on the producer's amateur boyfriend is trying
00:41:04to save the show that's really cute i said that's enough daniel are you ready
00:41:12your time starts
00:41:16now
00:41:27we're waiting look at all these quick changes he's going so fast i can't keep track of them
00:41:34uh hey honey it doesn't look like magic's your thing but i'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:41:44what are you doing boy just trust him he he has it under control are you kidding me if he
00:41:51has it
00:41:51under control i'm i'm freaking merlin himself hey brie uh you might want to turn around for this one
00:41:57okay your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is seriously get off the
00:42:03stage you look like a fucking ass yo buddy you're not getting 18 bro knock it up daniel what are
00:42:10you
00:42:10doing are you happy you've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time
00:42:22time time is a funny thing isn't it see we always complain that time goes by too fast
00:42:28but in moments like these it's like time stand still
00:42:36your technique wasn't that just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:44this is
00:42:47what's he gonna do
00:43:05what a waste of time sophie at least would have had a chance well i think we know who won
00:43:14this
00:43:15contest are you sure about that
00:43:36how did you do that 77 78
00:43:46how did you believe it it's not possible it's impossible
00:44:00it's impossible for mere mortals but not for the master of magic wait is he the real master of magic
00:44:11the mr
00:44:12the mr wreck you used showmanship the transformation on a massive scale ladies and gentlemen you have just
00:44:20witnessed the return of a legend because this man is the master of magic
00:44:35the master of magic
00:44:36oh god i just made an ax of myself in front of the real master of magic
00:44:44with that question i believe i speak for all three judges to declare that daniel is the winner of this
00:44:51competition ladies and gentlemen you heard it
00:44:54daniel wins the competition
00:44:57daniel
00:44:59daniel daniel daniel daniel daniel daniel daniel
00:45:07please please please forgive me i was just so inspired by example growing up
00:45:11that i feel as if you've been with me every step of the way how dare you lie to me
00:45:15you swore to me you learned everything from him you're nothing but a fraud get out of here
00:45:21oh
00:45:24i've spent the last six years looking for you i'd almost given up hope i'd ever find the master of
00:45:30magic
00:45:31because i know that before you were the master of magic you were a world-class cat burglar
00:45:40tonight
00:45:41the diamond nebula casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year i'm pulling together an
00:45:47organization to take it i'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars that you'd make more in one
00:45:53night than a lifetime performing on this stage here down payment to show you i'm serious
00:46:01so what do you say ready to make some real money i won both rounds to competition didn't i
00:46:11well yes then mr kensington gets to keep his theater that was the deal right of course
00:46:19but what do you think of my offer i think of your offer
00:46:30now why don't you get out of here before i conjure a horse out of your ass
00:46:37that was so good
00:46:43wow everybody give it up for the master of magic wow
00:46:50you know daniel when i first saw you i knew that you were special yeah of course i mean even
00:46:57an
00:46:57idiot could see he was the master of magic and honestly um i just feel so honored to be standing
00:47:05in the same room as you right now wow you guys are acting like you had his back this whole
00:47:12time
00:47:12after all the abuse you heaped on him earlier no we were just joking right guys
00:47:21you're gonna stay with us right daniel yeah of course he's gonna stay with us we're just you know
00:47:27join him some love yeah the three of you your actions were a disgrace
00:47:34disrespecting the greatest magician of all time
00:47:38i think daniel should decide what your punishment is punishment punishment is a very strong word
00:47:44no we don't i don't like that you know
00:47:48i do think maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good
00:48:02that's the most embarrassing thing i've ever seen disgusting
00:48:14so you're really him
00:48:18master of magic i don't feel i am worthy to be on the same stage as you if you want
00:48:27to stay
00:48:28i gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance but whether you stay or leave it's
00:48:35it's completely your decision so what do you say
00:48:43if you knew how i'd let eric die you'd hate me
00:48:48i'm not the master of magic that may be true but nobody else could ever do what you did up
00:48:57here
00:49:10that bracelet could daniel be eric's brother
00:49:27hey
00:49:29all this time and i didn't recognize you daniel angier and you're still the same the older brother looking
00:49:36out for the smaller kid anytime eric got hurt he'd come running
00:49:43what i mattered the most i let him down
00:49:50eric knew what he was doing and he was so proud of you the only time you let him down
00:49:57is when you stopped being the master of magic
00:50:01what eric believed in you and your gifts don't let your guilt take that away
00:50:08you're still the master of magic you just have to claim it
00:50:19where'd he go daniel daniel we won an interview in here
00:50:34i could have sworn you went this way to be here somewhere
00:50:36where'd he go daniel daniel we won an interview in here
00:50:45your friends
00:50:47well that sounds awful
00:50:50well
00:50:51well
00:50:51well
00:51:03well
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:33Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:56This looks way worse than when we were kids.
00:51:59Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:16What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:17Good business.
00:52:21That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:37Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor.
00:52:51To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:52:53And funnel it into my casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't.
00:53:02Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09Yes.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:27You can't be serious.
00:53:30What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what's he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:36Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay at my hotel.
00:53:43For ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:52Let's go.
00:53:53You want millions for this place.
00:53:57I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah?
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:15I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:28I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:49Eric, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in
00:54:55the world.
00:54:56Lily, system logistics and camera espionage, Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure
00:55:05vault three times, and Evita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:14They're good, almost as good as me, fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:30So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit, and then snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of dweezers will be being up.
00:55:58Ladies, please, let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:11If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:23Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:25He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31There's nobody here.
00:56:34Maybe he could be on a phone call.
00:56:35Mmm, I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly eating all the reasons.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:56:40We could double cross him easy.
00:56:44Alright.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:47And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:50But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see that cart over there little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:04You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:14First you're going to need a key.
00:57:15You got that?
00:57:17A key.
00:57:18And then?
00:57:20Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:24You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:42This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:51Oh, I am so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink of water.
00:57:53He's only going to slow a spell.
00:57:56Look at him.
00:58:01Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:03Jesus Christ.
00:58:03I am a clutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:08Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:10No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:13Yeah, garbage.
00:58:14Just...
00:58:15He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's edible failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:30Like the same thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37That's in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:55Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:03How...
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Those chips did not come from his cart.
00:59:12No one is a big girl.
00:59:14He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:19He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21If he's clearly an amateur, which is good,
00:59:23we wouldn't want a double-classy girl.
00:59:25He's a perfect dumb sexy.
00:59:29All right.
00:59:30We'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:36Deal.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:39Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:42Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:44I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:45All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:49Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:55It's time for a distraction.
00:59:59When I walk past those guards,
01:00:01they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:18and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:20has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch your professional work.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:39Watch your swag.
01:00:42It is already starting to work.
01:00:55The last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:02And before then, the hypnotic monocle.
01:01:05So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself in three, two...
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:17Oh, my God.
01:01:20Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I get the disease.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:28Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on women.
01:01:36It's fine.
01:01:37I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And that stupid captain means I will try again any real work.
01:01:42They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new destruction now.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to destroy the guards, they will catch him.
01:01:53They'll kill two birds with one stone.
01:01:57You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:01These vortex on our beach can't even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:07He'll get arrested, and that will be the big distraction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:28Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:30Realizing it was too hard for him.
01:02:35Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:38My priceless, one-of-a-kind, two-faced trick coin.
01:02:41It's hard to let go.
01:02:43It's hard to save the orphans.
01:02:45And do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using Zindu slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:51How is this going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough to be a bald guy.
01:03:00My patruma is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No way.
01:03:06I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then...
01:03:09he will cut.
01:03:26I want to see him fail.
01:03:32Do that!
01:03:33Oh, goodness, you probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:48The slot machines are paid off!
01:03:59Note 11, all security personnel to the floor.
01:04:02That's impossible!
01:04:04Why did Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:05Is he more there than anything?
01:04:07Ladies, are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginners, look.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into six years ago
01:04:33to steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in without us!
01:04:39Don't think I want that little smokey here to take a piece out of you if you try to double
01:04:43-cross us.
01:04:44Did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:50Hot blazes!
01:04:51How did that happen?
01:04:58You were gonna pay for that!
01:05:00Dory, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:08We're too good.
01:05:09We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic takes puts you in our league.
01:05:14Oh, whatever.
01:05:15Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It's time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:05:27She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one
01:05:31reach.
01:05:32Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:33Just as I thought.
01:05:35Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:40No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah.
01:05:44Me.
01:05:45Fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago.
01:05:52Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03One down.
01:06:04Three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:11False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:16Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Don't give me a minute.
01:06:20We don't have a minute.
01:06:21How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:25Fifteen.
01:06:25Somebody shuts him off.
01:06:26Eleven.
01:06:27Well, I'm just saying, you've done this before, so...
01:06:30Nine.
01:06:30She's not a problem.
01:06:31Stop bothering her with your questions and just stand in the corner like a good little boy!
01:06:35Five.
01:06:36Four.
01:06:37Three.
01:06:38Two.
01:06:41Three.
01:06:42Two.
01:06:45Intruder alert canceled.
01:06:48Got it!
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:52How was I supposed to know?
01:06:53The interior had been modified to lock like an IBV International Vault.
01:06:57You should have stolen the Vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:02Give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:06Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:09You don't really think you can be fester than me.
01:07:11I am the one who cracks the safe, not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alisa, you got this.
01:07:18No, she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:21She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:24You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:07:33Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:37Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:47It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53I'm fine, idiot.
01:07:54I almost found it.
01:07:55Alisa.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him and then say that we stopped him from robbing
01:08:06the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up what I already started.
01:08:14Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:23What the hell are you doing?
01:08:25Is this idiot trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if you'd stop talking and listen, you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel, we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up!
01:08:41Tickle him!
01:08:45Now for the magic blades.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00How the hell?
01:09:02Impossibile.
01:09:03Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in over our heads?
01:09:06Ladies, I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20God damn.
01:09:22There's gotta be near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:26I am finally going to buy the mention of the KISPNC.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:48You think you are so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:56We played you the entire time.
01:09:58And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:02They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:05Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:08All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:14You were just our fault.
01:10:15That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:28Whoa.
01:10:29This is more than I even thought.
01:10:32Barry is so paranoid, he put all his valuables in here.
01:10:35Come on, ladies.
01:10:36We can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:46He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy.
01:10:53But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that next time.
01:11:00Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:03Who...
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:08You know exactly who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads.
01:11:14Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:16A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:17Yeah, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:21He's...
01:11:21He's not a nobody.
01:11:23He's...
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:28He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:31You fools!
01:11:33Please...
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:36Let us go.
01:11:37Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy like...
01:11:41Reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:49What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:03No.
01:12:04Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh.
01:12:09Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:19My pink ass.
01:12:21Oh, God.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:24The geriatric hutster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:35That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick, huh?
01:12:47But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:12:50I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you down that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:57We're gonna finish that job right now.
01:13:06Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23You're probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why he didn't?
01:13:30He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:35Sweet.
01:13:36You guys brought flowers.
01:13:51Ah!
01:13:53Freeze!
01:14:01That's enough.
01:14:08What?
01:14:10How did you do that?
01:14:11I sewed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:15The hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police are on their way and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:22Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:14:27Why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30You're stealing from me.
01:14:33It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the United States.
01:14:39Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:14:42Who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:14:51No!
01:14:52No!
01:14:53No!
01:14:53No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54Come on!
01:14:54You helped us out of here!
01:14:55Oh my god!
01:15:06Oh my god!
01:15:07You did it!
01:15:08Eric, untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage
01:15:13and put those kids through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love all the colors
01:15:24of the stained glass windows.
01:15:27And the library.
01:15:30We get brand new books every day.
01:15:33I still can't understand how you found the money
01:15:36to pay off all those loans.
01:15:38You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
01:15:43Mommy, Daddy, let's get ice cream for the show.
01:15:46Yeah, ice cream.
01:15:48You read my mind.
01:15:49You're like a little magician.
01:15:50OK, I guess we'll see you next week.
01:15:52Always looking forward to it.
01:15:54Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:02Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you
01:16:05to the newest member of the Angier Magic Team.
01:16:08The one, the only, mistress of magic herself.
01:16:18Charity Angier.