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Kneel, Losers! Your 18-Year-Old Greatgrandma Owns Your Manners
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00:03where's your grandfather now where's lucian tell me what the hell are you talking about
00:08how dare you mention my grandfather i need to see him that's my son take me to him oh my
00:15god
00:15she says the head of the ash cross is her son this girl's insane astrid this attention is
00:22seeking stunt is pathetic insult my grandfather and you insult the whole ash crossed family
00:27get her oh my god she took down two guards by herself no way
00:49damn it you crazy woman all of you move take her down
01:00who dares touch me
01:04all you do is fight and cause trouble use any talent you have to study try again and i won't
01:10let it fly campus group fight detected security protocol activated
01:19these are ashcroft security bots
01:23astrid carrington execute code a17 authorized commander astrid carrington identity confirmed
01:32command paused how can she control those robots that's impossible
01:39okay lucian ashcroft age 80 physical condition deteriorating returned home for treatment luca
01:48you're already 80 no matter what i have to see him
02:01um uh let me answer this question
02:07hey isn't that the new transfer student how does she dare walk right up there she's not seriously
02:11gonna answer is she even judy couldn't get this one the issue is signal delay and bci compatibility
02:16it's not power the real bottleneck is synchronization if you add a compensation curve to the signal pathway
02:22the result becomes this
02:24oh my god she actually solved it she's making it look so easy even clearer than the teacher
02:29this problem isn't impossible it just needs a different approach
02:32make that adjustment and the whole thing falls into place
02:35excellent what's your name which class are you from
02:39i'm astria i'm the new transfer student a transfer student no way how does she know this much
02:46this girl is interesting
02:56lucian chairman of the ashcroft group has urgently returned to the country due to a serious illness
03:03and arrived at ashcroft manor tonight ashcroft manor hurry the quest in the nation is far
03:11eta 10 minutes please stay seated
03:34luca
03:41how bad is the chairman's condition
03:43is he already critical has the ashcroft family already drawn up a will
04:02that's my son the chairman is 80 years old you see this some lunaturk showed up for attention
04:07the chairman is her son
04:15stand down
04:16stand down
04:23luca
04:39oh sorry my terminal signal is acting up
04:46man this junk keeps drifting
04:49pay attention in class turn that terminal off try that again and you're you're done
04:56huh never thought our boss would get put in his praise
04:58shut up pay attention
05:00the human brain is the most complex organ in the body
05:04all right
05:04who has got a vape
05:06bro try this
05:17no smoking on campus smart campus code article 7
05:21none of your damn business who the hell do you think you are
05:34luca this is our family charm
05:36it will protect you keep it on
05:42who gave you that charm
05:43none of your business
05:44none of your business
05:45i am your great-grandma
05:59stop right there
06:00who are you
06:01jeans can really repeat that perfectly
06:04That's my husband's face.
06:06So this young man is my great-grandson?
06:09Stop right there.
06:10How did you get in here?
06:12Who let you in?
06:13I'm here to see my son.
06:15Who's your son?
06:16You think you can just walk in here?
06:18Lucian is my son.
06:20Your grandfather, Lucian Ashcrossed.
06:24Absurd.
06:24How dare you insult my grandfather?
06:27Guards, throw this lunator out!
06:40This is...
06:41This is the Ashcroft family's most secret master code.
06:45It controls access to every financial branch database
06:48and your most important decision-making system.
06:51How do you know that?
06:53I'm the engineer who designed those systems.
06:56Every line of code, every password, I wrote them myself.
06:59So none of you can crack the system.
07:00Fine.
07:02If you want to see Lucian, I won't stop you.
07:04But listen carefully.
07:05This isn't over.
07:06You can stay for now.
07:08Make one wrong move.
07:09And you'll regret it.
07:10Follow me.
07:17Luca.
07:18It's me.
07:20I'm Mom.
07:21You have to get better.
07:23I'm sorry I couldn't protect you.
07:25I'm sorry.
07:26You can stay a little while, but don't touch anything else.
07:31I'll come to see him often.
07:33Give me your number.
07:38Fine.
07:39Here's my card.
07:40Mr. Silas, you really shouldn't.
07:43It's fine.
07:43I've made my decision.
07:54Report everything that happened.
07:56Don't miss a single detail.
08:02Mr. Silas, this is the report on Astrid.
08:06How does she know all this?
08:08I don't understand either.
08:11Astrid and Mr. Lucian have no official connection on record.
08:15Who is she?
08:20Well, Astrid, you've gotten awfully mysterious lately.
08:24Don't think that fake genius act fools me too.
08:27I'm not wasting words on you.
08:29Don't think you can scare me.
08:30Even if you play genius, I'll expose you sooner or later.
08:34Whoa!
08:35Look over there!
08:36That's Jasper's flighter.
08:37Jasper?
08:38Jasper?
08:41Sorry, I'm late.
08:43I knew Jasper would confess to me sooner or later.
08:50Astrid, this is for you.
08:53Oh my god, Jasper just confessed to Astrid?
08:56Jasper, are you crazy?
09:03You tried to make a move on your great-grandma!
09:06I'm sorry!
09:07I'm sorry!
09:07Great-grandma, spare me!
09:18I'm back, Luca.
09:20I know you can hear your mother's voice.
09:23You are my sunshine, my only sun.
09:28You make me happy when skies are gray.
09:34Mom, I want to stay with you.
09:39Luca, don't push yourself.
09:42Come on.
09:43Mom will put you to sleep.
09:45You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.
09:50You make me happy when skies are gray.
09:55No matter what happens, I'll always stay by your side.
09:59I'm sorry, Luca.
10:01Mom failed you.
10:03I couldn't stay with you.
10:04Mom.
10:06Luca, you spoke!
10:08Can you hear me?
10:11I'm here, Luca.
10:13Mom is right here with you.
10:17Luca!
10:18Can you hear Mom?
10:20Grandpa!
10:21Grandpa!
10:28What did you do?
10:30How dare you do this while he is critical?
10:32You had no right to interfere with his treatment!
10:34I didn't do anything.
10:36I just wanted him to know I've been here with him.
10:41Get out!
10:42You will kill him!
10:44I am not leaving until he wakes up.
10:46Take her away!
10:50Drag her out!
10:51Now!
10:54Throw her out of the estate!
10:55Now!
10:59Lucian!
11:00Lucian!
11:01Lucian!
11:12Cardiac arrest!
11:14Chuck him now!
11:17Grandpa, please don't leave me.
11:28Mom.
11:33Heartbeat restored!
11:34He is awake!
11:39I heard my mother's song.
11:42It was her voice.
11:44She was calling me.
11:46That is why I came back.
11:49That was not your mother.
11:51It was a girl who has been visiting you.
11:53She is Astrid.
11:56What did you say?
11:57Her name is Astrid?
11:59Where is she?
12:00Where is she now?
12:01I drove her out.
12:04Because of a misunderstanding.
12:06What?
12:07You fool!
12:09Go bring her back!
12:10Now!
12:11Latest briefing on Mr. Lucian.
12:13Manor internal dispatch.
12:15Mr. Lucian lies in critical condition.
12:17My poor child.
12:26Miss Astria, Mr. Lucian is awake.
12:29What did you say?
12:31He is not dead?
12:32Mr. Lucian wants to see you now.
12:36Thank God.
12:37Take me to him now.
12:58Luka, my sweet boy.
13:01Who are you?
13:02How do you know that name?
13:04Of course I am your mother.
13:06Miss, you are so young.
13:09This has to be a joke.
13:12When I was ten, I saw my mother die in that fire.
13:16Luka, do you remember Luna?
13:18The little friend you secretly kept in the lab?
13:21I am sorry I was not there for you.
13:23You were so lonely.
13:25Your only friend was a lab mouse.
13:27Miss, I swear, never again.
13:32Mom, I finally get to see you again.
13:37Mom, where have you been all these years?
13:40Maybe I really did die.
13:42Mom, don't ever leave me again.
13:51This is insane.
13:53Am I losing my mind or has Grandpa finally lost his?
13:56I think my brain interface experiment worked.
13:59That is how I ended up back in your time.
14:02Mom, you are my superhero.
14:05How could you ever fail?
14:07Could all of this actually be true?
14:09All these years, Grandpa fought to save the brain interface experiment.
14:13It was all for her?
14:19Let me get a good look at you, Luka.
14:21You really did grow up.
14:23Could she really be our great-grandma?
14:26This is insane.
14:27Silas, come greet your great-grandmom.
14:31Grandpa, that's impossible.
14:33This is ridiculous.
14:34How am I supposed to call some girl ten years younger than me great-grandma?
14:39Aw, my good grandson.
14:42Grandpa, look at her!
14:43From now on, that's what you call her.
14:46Great-grandma.
14:49No!
14:50That's impossible!
14:52I can't do it!
14:52I said call her that, so you will.
14:59Great-grandma.
15:04Good boy.
15:08From now on, she's the one this family will respect above all.
15:12In that case, I'll be re-evaluating you.
15:15We'll see if you're capable of leading the Ashcroft family.
15:18I have another useless grandson.
15:21Playful, but smart.
15:23And not bad-looking, either.
15:25In a few days, I'll have him meet you, too.
15:28Fine.
15:29I'll look forward to it.
15:32This is too important.
15:33I'll let the rest of the family know.
15:35My brother, too.
15:36Wait!
15:43Wait.
15:44Lucian just woke up.
15:45He needs care.
15:46As his mother, I can't keep staying elsewhere.
15:49Of course.
15:50Give great-grandma the best room we've got.
15:53That might be...
15:54That sounds perfect.
15:56I'll take care of it right away.
15:57Okay.
16:01Luca!
16:02Why are you standing out here?
16:03Morning, Mom.
16:04I was just passing by.
16:06Do you really need to pretend?
16:08I just missed you.
16:09I wanted a hug.
16:12Mom, sit here.
16:15From now on, treat her the same way you treat me.
16:18No, better than me.
16:19Understood?
16:21Yes, sir.
16:21Mom, this is the cake you used to make me when I was little.
16:24I tried to make it just like yours this morning.
16:26See if it tastes the same.
16:27My Luca grew up before I knew it.
16:29Now you can bake a cake for your mother.
16:31Grandpa, I heard you woke up.
16:33Let me see what you two were eating without me.
16:35Astrid?
16:36Why are you here?
16:41At least you know enough to come apologize.
16:44Cross me again,
16:45and I will really make you pay.
16:51Honestly, you're kind of interesting.
16:53And I'm actually into you.
16:55Be my girlfriend?
16:57Not happening.
16:58You brat actually set your sights on my mother?
17:01You want to die?
17:02I'll mess you up today.
17:03Grandpa, why are you hitting me?
17:04You've never hit me once in my life.
17:06Then I'm making up for it today.
17:08Jasper, apologize to your great-grandmom.
17:10Now!
17:11Why is it great-grandmom again?
17:12Grandpa, don't let this little girl fool you.
17:13Great-grandma?
17:14Do you even know what that means?
17:15She's a legend in this family.
17:18She was one of the pioneers of brain-computer interfaces.
17:21A legend like that.
17:23And this girl isn't even 18.
17:25How could she possibly be my great-grandma?
17:28Besides, she died in that lab fire 70 years ago.
17:32He's alive.
17:33She is your great-grandma.
17:35I won't let anyone use her name and stain her honor.
17:40Oh, this child.
17:42Luca, don't argue with him.
17:44He's just a kid.
17:45And besides, he's my number one fan.
17:48Jasper, believe it or not, I really am your great-grandmom.
17:52The experiment worked.
17:54I came back.
17:55You really are my great-grandmom?
17:57What do you think, my sweet boy?
18:00Sir, young masters, Miss Vanessa is here.
18:04Grandpa, Vanilla heard you woke up.
18:06She came by.
18:06Haha, a wonderful day indeed.
18:09Looks like more good news is coming.
18:12Mom, I still have some things to take care of.
18:16Miss Vanessa, the master asks that you breakfast in the dining room.
18:24It is time the Ashcroft family had a new head.
18:38That's the head of the table.
18:39Who do you think you are sitting there?
18:43Someone important.
18:44Who the hell do you think you are?
18:46More important than me?
18:47Do you realize I'm about to marry Silas?
18:49When that happens, this whole estate answers to me.
18:52Silas has terrible taste.
18:55Throw her out!
18:59Stop.
19:01All of you.
19:02Mr. Lucian, you're here.
19:06I brought this wine especially for you.
19:09It's an honor to finally meet you.
19:11Grandpa, this is my fiancary, Vanessa.
19:14She's the group's secretary now.
19:17Grandpa, what do you think about our marriage?
19:19Yes, Mr. Lucian.
19:20I accepted Simus' proposal.
19:23Please give us your blessing.
19:25I want Silas to be happy.
19:27His marriage is his decision.
19:31I don't approve of this marriage.
19:42What?
19:44From now on, if you skip class, smoke, drink, or chase girls,
19:48I'll have your grandfather deal with you himself.
19:50Are you insane?
19:52I don't want to hear another word out of you.
19:57Oh my god!
19:58Jasper got put in his place by a girl?
20:00How is that possible?
20:02Isn't he the school heart truck?
20:03Who is she?
20:04Why does she scare me every single time?
20:07Who the hell is she?
20:10Listen up.
20:11Three days.
20:12I'll make her fall for me, do whatever I want, then dump her.
20:15Damn, Jasper.
20:16You're really going after a girl like Astrid?
20:18Then raise the stakes.
20:20You got the guts or what?
20:21Just watch.
20:22I'm going to pull it off.
20:28Listen up.
20:29Three days.
20:29I'll make her fall for me.
20:31I knew it.
20:33Jasper's finally going to confess to me.
20:35This is the moment I've been waiting for.
20:48After all these years, still the same,
20:51I designed this security system myself.
20:59Stop!
21:04Mom, congrats!
21:06Your brain-computer interface experiment succeeded!
21:08Yes, Luca.
21:10We did it.
21:13Warning.
21:14Core overload.
21:16Countdown.
21:16Ten seconds.
21:18Get in.
21:19Don't look back.
21:22What about you, Mom?
21:23Mom has to finish the final brain-computer interface and consciousness upload.
21:27Luca, no matter what happens, remember, I love you.
21:31Consciousness upload.
21:3498%.
21:3599%.
21:37Mommy!
21:38Upload complete.
21:52I'm sorry.
21:56Get up!
22:07Signal locked.
22:09Consciousness injecting.
22:13Welcome back.
22:15Astrid Carrington.
22:17Well, look who's awake.
22:34Get the hell out of this club!
22:36Shut up!
22:37No!
22:38No!
22:40No!
22:41No!
22:41No!
22:42No!
22:43No!
22:43No!
22:44No!
22:45No!
22:51Did you guys see Astrid yesterday?
22:53She killed that rock song.
22:55Right.
22:56Who knew that sickly girl had that much presence?
22:58I still can't believe it.
22:59She totally outshined Judy.
23:01Just as I thought.
23:02This body's way too weak.
23:04Today we're going to discuss the uploading and downloading of consciousness.
23:08This is one of the most current-edge topics in biology.
23:11Hey, Jasper.
23:12Did you see Astrid last night?
23:14She was really putting on an act.
23:15Heh, she's just some little girl.
23:17She won't be cocky for long.
23:18If she really dare talk back to Judy, she's going to crash-dard.
23:21Quiet!
23:22This is class, not your playground!
23:24Judy!
23:24You answer.
23:25You're the top student here.
23:27This should be easy.
23:28Of course!
23:28The key to this question is, it-it's through, um, the brain's neural, and then-
23:34Wait.
23:35Judy doesn't know?
23:36No way.
23:37Isn't she supposed to be the genius?
23:38Ha!
23:39Even Judy can't answer it?
23:40Maybe the question's the problem.
23:41If the school's golden girl can't do it, how could we?
23:43Wait.
23:44Man, this question is brutal.
23:53Mr. Lucian, she was outrageously rude to me just now and she's sitting in your seat.
23:58If you let this slide, what rules does this house even have?
24:05Astrea what would you have me do you saw what happened if she marries into this family they'll
24:10ruin Silas and eventually ruin the whole family Silas cancel the engagement you will have nothing
24:16more to do with her you'll regret this sir great-grandma and the young master need to
24:23leave for school Jasper wastes his days fooling around and refusing to study from today on you
24:30handle his money grandpa no-ho-ho great-grandma you'll go easy on me right you won't starve
24:53goddess wait up oh my god that's Jasper right didn't he hate Astresh great-grandma
25:06I can't believe it
25:21is that Astrea singing no way it's not you got losers who always have what you play
25:26her voice is so powerful no way no way
25:50you really know how to put on an act
25:52she's toast Astrea's gonna make a fool of herself acting weak in front of Jasper that
25:57is brutal what are you laughing at you think this is funny of course look at you dripping
26:07wet what here to amuse me you guys do not know Jasper is not just anybody yeah he is
26:17an actual Ashcroft air the Ashcroft sit on the school board no wonder he is so arrogant
26:22could he be my great-grandson a wet mess beats an idiot at least I had the guts to get
26:29up straight
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