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BRO CODE BE DAMNED: Mini-Series Engsub
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00:00:00THE END
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Why?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:11Like that.
00:00:17Oh yeah, right there.
00:00:21Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:35You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:08but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:09So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh shit!
00:01:15Fucking dumbass!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24Could've been really bad.
00:01:27What?
00:01:27Oh fuck.
00:01:28Oh my god.
00:01:30What?
00:01:30No.
00:01:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:33Oh my god.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut starring him!
00:01:44Alright, welcome to the kingdom alley.
00:01:46You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:57But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:06I'm just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12No, no, you're a big baby.
00:02:14Get your going.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who isn't?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56I'm sorry.
00:02:57Look, Ellie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05Put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:08Just get out of the chair.
00:03:09I don't care, man.
00:03:10Alright?
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:14And remember, most important part, bro code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:19I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:21Fuck yeah.
00:03:22Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23Alright, everybody.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:58want to open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:03at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:38You're not going to be a virus, don't we?
00:04:39Nope.
00:04:40Nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go.
00:04:42Actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay, deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year.
00:04:51New city.
00:04:52New school.
00:04:53I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Bret's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:16What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Um, more like a 12.
00:05:24Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:26I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:29Sweetie, cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:34You know what I mean?
00:05:35Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:47Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:57Um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway.
00:06:02They're door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:08He loves you.
00:06:09He loves you.
00:06:10He loves you.
00:06:12He loves you.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:21Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show him regression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:40Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:44You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:46Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:48Hmm.
00:06:49We lost and we still gotta stop.
00:06:50See?
00:06:54Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:56What?
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa.
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:12Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Are you needing a salute?
00:07:16Um, back off.
00:07:35You looking for me?
00:07:38You looking for me?
00:07:40What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:47Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:56Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:09Sorry.
00:08:10I have to go.
00:08:12Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:22Hey, well, great.
00:08:23Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:26Put it down!
00:08:30What's that?
00:08:32Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay.
00:08:34I can just go out.
00:08:47I finally did it.
00:08:48The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:52I kissed my brother's best friend, and holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:58The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:03Touchdown!
00:09:05I slept.
00:09:12You guys are benched.
00:09:14It's just a joke.
00:09:15Seriously.
00:09:18The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:21Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:23In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:25Unhinged.
00:09:26Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:29Kill me now.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:38I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:40Obviously.
00:09:42Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:44Yes, it did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:47Yeah, and whose fault is that?
00:09:50I messaged you.
00:09:52Oh, crap.
00:09:53I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:55I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message.
00:10:00Sorry.
00:10:01Missed my message, sure.
00:10:04No, I don't think so.
00:10:05I think.
00:10:06I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:08Why?
00:10:09Okay, come on.
00:10:10What?
00:10:11Just give it back.
00:10:12Whatever.
00:10:13Hold on.
00:10:14You're texting Chad?
00:10:16I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:22He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:23Are you into that?
00:10:24We're doing a school project together.
00:10:26Ah, a school project.
00:10:27Yes.
00:10:27You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:30Well, it's the truth.
00:10:31So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:33Hold on.
00:10:34Let me do something really quick.
00:10:35What are you doing?
00:10:36There you go.
00:10:37Chad is deleted.
00:10:39What?
00:10:39What?
00:10:40Stop!
00:10:41They're already done.
00:10:41That's not cool.
00:10:42You can't do that.
00:10:43Because that's not fair.
00:10:45Ah, yes it is.
00:10:46Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:49So right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:52I said take your phone out.
00:10:56Cool.
00:10:57Do what?
00:10:58I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:09Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:11Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:14This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:16The car.
00:11:18The moonlit night.
00:11:20And the brooding quarterback.
00:11:21I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:26Are you sure you want me to take your attention?
00:11:29This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:32My whole life.
00:11:33I only have ever wanted you.
00:11:38Ah, yes.
00:11:40Right.
00:11:41Harder.
00:11:43Faster.
00:11:43I'm coming.
00:11:45Are you alright?
00:11:46Yes.
00:11:47Any a little bit of air.
00:11:48It's really hot in here.
00:11:50I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:52Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:57No.
00:11:58No, I just...
00:12:06Oh my God.
00:12:08Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:10I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:13You have double XL condoms, are you serious?
00:12:16I'll tell you this.
00:12:17It's for grownups.
00:12:19Do you actually use those?
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:21They use your prints.
00:12:23There's no way.
00:12:24That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:27What did you like to know?
00:12:32Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:36Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:38You kissed me back.
00:12:40You basically tacked me.
00:12:41I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:49Pathetic.
00:12:50I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:52I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:53I'm such an idiot.
00:12:56Forget I said anything.
00:12:57You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:59Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:03Excuse me?
00:13:04There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:07No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:09And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:11Are you insane?
00:13:13Who do you think you are?
00:13:14My father?
00:13:20I'm your roommate.
00:13:21And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:25So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:29Yeah.
00:13:30We're roommates.
00:13:31And that means we're equals.
00:13:32Mm-hmm.
00:13:33And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:36So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:40And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:45sure that you're safe.
00:13:45Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:50Nope.
00:13:52Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:55No.
00:13:55Pro Max.
00:13:57Not when he looks like that.
00:14:00You're a problem with him.
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:03This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:07First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:10Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:13You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:15I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:17You don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:32Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:36Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:39Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:43Lingerie?
00:14:44Seriously?
00:14:46But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:50I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:53I'm your roommate.
00:14:54And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:56Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:01I don't take orders from those.
00:15:05Are you ready to subscribe?
00:15:07Come on.
00:15:09Get up, get up, let's go.
00:15:11Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:23Oh my God.
00:15:25Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:31Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:34Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:41Thanks.
00:15:42At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:45You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:48I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:51Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:54Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:59Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:15I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:26Shit.
00:16:27I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:29Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:32What's the matter?
00:16:34No guys want you?
00:16:35Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:38She's stalling.
00:16:39She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:41You can't get a guy?
00:16:42You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:46Just give me a second.
00:16:58Yeah, Allison.
00:16:59Yeah, I...
00:17:06That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:09Once you're so thirsty, lick it up.
00:17:16Lick it up.
00:17:26Brett?
00:17:28What's up?
00:17:29Where are you?
00:17:31I'm at Club Five.
00:17:32I, um...
00:17:34I lost a dare.
00:17:35Yeah?
00:17:36What kind of dare?
00:17:39I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:43Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:47a good idea for you to go out of time?
00:17:49Come on, Brett.
00:17:50Please, this is serious.
00:17:51Can you just come get me?
00:17:52No, Allison, you know what?
00:17:54You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:56Brett, please!
00:18:01How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:03He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:06You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:10I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:18Where do you think you're going?
00:18:19Grab her.
00:18:20Nope!
00:18:21Get off of me!
00:18:22You lost the dare.
00:18:23You pay the price.
00:18:27You need to loosen up.
00:18:29You couldn't get Brett to touch you, that's fine.
00:18:30We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:35No!
00:18:36No!
00:18:47What was that?
00:18:49Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:57Freeze!
00:18:58Come on, sweetheart!
00:18:59A dare is a dare!
00:19:01Stop fighting me!
00:19:04I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:05Taking that V-card out your ass.
00:19:15Please!
00:19:16Please stop!
00:19:17You're getting this?
00:19:18That's what gets used.
00:19:21Hey, asshole!
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:37Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:41Oh!
00:19:48Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:51Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:53I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:55She's practically begging for it.
00:20:07You know, I bet I don't see any videos of this online.
00:20:09Or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:12And that goes for everybody.
00:20:14I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:16Does everybody understand that?
00:20:19Great!
00:20:20We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:24Yup.
00:20:26You okay?
00:20:28Come on.
00:20:30Let's go.
00:20:38Hey!
00:20:38Hey!
00:20:39What do you think you're doing?
00:20:41Huh?
00:20:42Sneaking out?
00:20:43Going to a place like this?
00:20:45What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:48What did you mean back there?
00:20:53Back where?
00:20:55When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:21:00The literal meaning.
00:21:02I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:06I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:08And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12I know.
00:21:14Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:16Hey.
00:21:16Always causing trouble.
00:21:17Please, just put this out.
00:21:19Happy?
00:21:20Yeah.
00:21:25Well, you know what?
00:21:26I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:29Like I'm desperate?
00:21:30No, that's not true.
00:21:31I know.
00:21:31Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:33Bullshit.
00:21:33You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:36These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:39I know.
00:21:39Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:41And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:43And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:45That's not true.
00:21:48Fuck Rita.
00:21:49Fuck everybody.
00:21:52Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:54I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:55I want to be liked.
00:21:56I want to be wanted.
00:21:58And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:01I'll always answer when you come.
00:22:03I'll always be there.
00:22:04So what does that mean?
00:22:06What does that mean for us?
00:22:08What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:11I'm losing my mind.
00:22:13I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:16All I can think, just this once.
00:22:20What?
00:22:24Say it.
00:22:24Just say it.
00:22:25I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:28Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:30No.
00:22:30It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:33That is not true.
00:22:34Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:37Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:39I can't.
00:22:41And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:45So you know what?
00:22:46Just forget it.
00:22:47Forget I said anything.
00:22:50I'm done begging you.
00:22:52I'm done.
00:22:53No, Allison.
00:22:53Allison, stop it.
00:23:01Listen.
00:23:01There is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:06Why?
00:23:07Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:12It says that you have to stop.
00:23:16Please don't stop.
00:23:18Please don't stop.
00:23:20Please don't stop.
00:23:30Please.
00:23:38What are you doing, bro?
00:23:40We're outing everything.
00:23:53Yo, what's up loser?
00:23:59Allie?
00:24:00Are you with Brett right now?
00:24:04Swear to God, guys.
00:24:05What are you doing right now?
00:24:06Talk to me.
00:24:07Face time to run.
00:24:11What is he doing?
00:24:12Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:20Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:21Hey, Ron. What's up, man?
00:24:23Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:28So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:32your ass.
00:24:32It was an accident, okay? We just...
00:24:36I butt-dialed you.
00:24:38We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:43And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:47Okay? Chill.
00:24:48Really?
00:24:49Yeah, look.
00:24:53It's really dry, okay? My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:58All right. Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care to, I don't know, like an urgent care
00:25:02right now or something.
00:25:03I need you to take care of that.
00:25:04I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:06I got it, man.
00:25:09Peace.
00:25:09Bye.
00:25:13Oh, my God. That was really, really close.
00:25:16Dave, what's up?
00:25:18What?
00:25:18What's going on? We should...
00:25:19You forgot something.
00:25:20No, Allie. It's late.
00:25:21Come on. You almost kissed me.
00:25:23Hey, Allison.
00:25:25Stop.
00:25:31Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:48All right, ladies. Physical assessments today.
00:25:52Allison, you're first.
00:26:25Yeah, Allison. I see you.
00:26:28Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You could wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:44Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:48Huh?
00:26:57Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:03Solo, Allison? Let me help.
00:27:06No hands-on.
00:27:08I'm okay.
00:27:10Come on. It'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:17Oh, excuse me.
00:27:20I'm not with anyone.
00:27:23Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right.
00:27:26Susan need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:29Excuse me.
00:27:34Walk away, Chad.
00:27:36Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:47What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:52I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:58First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03All right, come on. You first.
00:28:11Let's go. We don't have all day.
00:28:14Let's go. We don't have all day.
00:28:14You ready, Rookie?
00:28:15I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:20Let's go. We don't have all day.
00:28:23You wanna play?
00:28:25Fine. Let's play.
00:28:27Oh, Š½ŠµŃ, I'm going quick.
00:28:57What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:01Stop it.
00:29:03Stop where?
00:29:06Switch positions!
00:29:09Your turn.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:34It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:37Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:44What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, bro?
00:29:54You okay.
00:29:55And done.
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:59You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:04Wow, thank you.
00:30:08Congratulations.
00:30:09Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:16Nauty!
00:30:29UGH!
00:30:33NAUGH!
00:30:34Oh my!
00:30:35Shit!
00:30:36Fuck!
00:30:36Hot!
00:30:37Hot!
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, here.
00:30:50Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:52It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:55I need brain bleach, but damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine, just, it's okay, just forget it, okay?
00:31:06I'm doing laundry.
00:31:07It's all right.
00:31:07I spilled milk on you.
00:31:09I, um, didn't, you know, you're not really wearing any clothes, and it, and neither are
00:31:15you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:17You're wearing shorts and nothing else, and you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20No, okay.
00:31:21I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just, why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:31I don't, it's 8.30.
00:31:33Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:36thing?
00:31:36Um, what?
00:31:37Nobody told me that, had, oh my gosh, she's going to kill me.
00:31:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:44She's going to, she's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:47Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47It's okay.
00:31:48Well, I'll, it's all right.
00:31:49Okay.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:05Um, I have to go.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:25Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:27Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:29Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:38Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:40I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:46You're just too lazy.
00:32:56Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:58My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:08No, hey, stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:12Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:18You want to fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:26Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:28What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:29Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:32Cool, get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here right now.
00:33:37Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:47I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or
00:33:51something.
00:33:52It's gonna be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:54Trust me.
00:33:57Hi, hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school, and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:02Right now.
00:34:07All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:10Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:36Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:39Allison?
00:34:49She looks...
00:34:50Stony.
00:34:53Look at you.
00:34:54You look, uh, you look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:59It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:01You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's true, I am.
00:35:03Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:13To you, as your best friend's sister?
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:17As...
00:35:19More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22All right, time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:25Allison, I don't know whatever this look is,
00:35:31but it works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:35Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:05One, two, three, go.
00:36:08Woo!
00:36:11Shout out loud!
00:36:17Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Oh, yeah!
00:36:25Oh, yeah!
00:36:35What is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire.
00:36:38It's Allison Scott.
00:36:39You know she has moves.
00:36:45Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:55You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that,
00:37:00they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now,
00:37:05if you don't fuck off,
00:37:06the only thing that's going to be chasing you
00:37:07is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20.
00:37:21The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins.
00:37:44Hey.
00:37:46Oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:49Okay.
00:37:50You know,
00:37:50it's, uh,
00:37:51it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Okay, shut up.
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:57You're a kid.
00:37:58Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:09Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:12in front of the entire stadium?
00:38:15Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:24Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff.
00:38:27I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:31Come on, Allison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41Oh, but I want it.
00:38:57Wait. What?
00:39:04I can't believe this is happening. Kiss cam, me, and Brett.
00:39:11Oh, I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:17I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:17I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:34This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:46Harrison!
00:39:52Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:01You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene.
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm sorry.
00:40:23No, no, no. You cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing.
00:40:30I'm serious.
00:40:31Nothing.
00:40:32You're fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:37Should you stay in your lane?
00:40:39Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me.
00:40:43You do not!
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No.
00:40:54I sound like a mom.
00:40:56This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett.
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:11It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:25What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Hi.
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:08That's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:17Yeah.
00:42:17I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is.
00:42:26Yeah?
00:42:26Yeah.
00:42:27Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options.
00:42:31You and him.
00:42:31And I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator.
00:42:40And a loser.
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:42:59At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'll be honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know.
00:43:13Biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Ellie!
00:43:24Brett!
00:43:25He goes out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit.
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's gonna stay with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah.
00:43:33He definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:34So, I...
00:43:35I'm gonna get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey.
00:43:39Oh, my God.
00:43:39He's telling you.
00:43:40Allie, hey.
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:43Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:48Allie.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50Showing alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:53Run!
00:43:53I'm naked!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:57You're...
00:43:57You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:04I'm sorry.
00:44:04I just...
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so...
00:44:08I also wanted to say that...
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it.
00:44:15You kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was a...
00:44:18An asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just...
00:44:31Suck my sister's face off, traumatized me.
00:44:35So, I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:38Run.
00:44:39I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:40It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of...
00:44:45I don't know, a dream.
00:44:46This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry.
00:45:16I got water in my nose.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:21Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:30God, the illegal's gonna die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:40What?
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:42On a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00Got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Rhett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:30Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:42Look!
00:46:43Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:45Just finally getting back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:49It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:56Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:17$15?
00:47:18For some plastic and twine?
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:21It's ambitious.
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You wanna say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:45She's nothing.
00:47:47No, you're nothing.
00:47:47Especially compared to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:53Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:02What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:04You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:17Alison.
00:48:18Party at my place.
00:48:20Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:25I'm not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So, what do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:46No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Alison, you look sexy.
00:49:07Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:14Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really? For me?
00:49:19Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:22I'm single.
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:26So, what's to do with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:29No deal.
00:49:30There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:32He's just a friend of a friend.
00:49:34Of my brother, so.
00:49:37It's his loss.
00:49:38My gain.
00:49:41Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Alison.
00:49:45Let's fix that.
00:49:50Yeah.
00:49:51No, why not?
00:49:52There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:56You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:58No. What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:04Come on.
00:50:18Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:22Come on, Alison.
00:50:23You're already here.
00:50:35Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43Focky game.
00:50:44Check it out.
00:50:4410 bucks say they kiss.
00:51:06Focky game.
00:51:07doing you're ruining my night just like i care that i'm ruining your night what do you think
00:51:10ron would think if he knew you were i don't care how about you electric someone who gives a
00:51:13fuck come on okay no more of these stupid games you don't have to play this shit let's go let's
00:51:17go
00:51:17i don't have to play these stupid games i'm playing them because i want to
00:51:23get the away from me
00:51:34oh my god oh
00:51:57oh my god is she okay
00:52:02hey hey look at me look at me look at me hey hey you okay
00:52:08i can't breathe just try to breathe all right hey
00:52:15i'm gonna be okay all right let's get you
00:52:19hey let's get you
00:52:23okay
00:52:24get out of my way move
00:52:30just put me down red you know you could have died
00:52:36and chad i mean my god you have no business being around that guy you let alone being this close
00:52:41to
00:52:41kissing him huh anybody who's have a brain cell realize he's a total fucking douchebag right that's
00:52:45not fair what's not fair what what's not fair what am i not understanding huh what what don't
00:52:51i understand i don't know how this works okay i'm sorry i'm figuring it out i don't know how guys
00:52:57work all the time you know what that's fantastic i'm so happy that you're able to admit that okay
00:53:01you're not any better than me i'm not any better what did i do how am i not any better
00:53:07what are you
00:53:07talking about you're talking about i jumped to the pool i saved your life and now what i'm an
00:53:11asshole how am i worse you're worse because you saved me when i was drowning yeah because you gave
00:53:18me your uniform when mine was ruined because you caught me when i fell in front of everyone because
00:53:23you drove me to school when i was late yeah i know i sound like such a total jerk
00:53:29you know i don't understand
00:53:33you made me fall in love with you
00:53:38that's the worst thing i did i fell in love with you i'm in love with you stop and you're
00:53:44my
00:53:44brother's best friend i know that i know so then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like
00:53:50a
00:53:50hero and then pushing me away am i crazy do you not feel anything because you're playing with my
00:53:58feelings and you can't keep doing that okay i want you to tell me to stop tell me that you
00:54:07don't
00:54:07want this tell me you want me to get away from you right now i'm gonna tell you stop i'm
00:54:11never gonna
00:54:46i've always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend sister
00:54:55why didn't you say anything i made a promise to run but you know what
00:55:19i think about you every day every morning and every night every single time i close my eyes
00:55:31it's you that i see every time
00:55:37hey
00:55:45i want you to take me right here right now
00:56:05so what do you want us to be
00:56:15what do you want me to be i want you to be mine
00:56:22i think i already am
00:56:27but what about ron he's gonna kill you
00:56:31i don't know ron loves you very much he's very protective older brother but i think he'll come
00:56:36around when he sees
00:56:39how much i love you
00:56:46i don't know i think i think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:53just for now
00:56:55i don't want to keep it a secret i know
00:57:00but it's just for a little until we find the right moment
00:57:08i don't know i don't know what i want to do here we're
00:57:10we'll be secret lars
00:57:28thinking about you
00:57:37hi captain when are you coming to pick me up i am uh currently stuck in the worst traffic ever
00:57:43right now i'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you oh well as much as
00:57:49i'd
00:57:50love to see you running to me don't my legs are killing me and i really like your car
00:57:58oh i know you love my car he grabbed me by the waist hoisting me up putting me on the
00:58:02hood of his car
00:58:03brett stop don't read my smut i'm telling you every single word that you have ever written is etched
00:58:09into my heart into my soul the trails kisses from my neck to my breasts gently sucking and biting
00:58:17holy that is literal trash but why does it sound like 50 shades of gray when he says it
00:58:25oh i feel so hot right now
00:58:29palms my center slowly massaging my folds are you away allie
00:58:42oh my god someone's coming um i have to go fake my own death bye i'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:08hey are you okay you sounded sick do you need help mind your own business virgin mary you think
00:59:13just because brett took a chance on you once you're on my level now i was just trying to help
00:59:20save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:25shoot we're late
00:59:46brett
00:59:48that's elison's uh i found it in the bathroom if i'd known it was your little girlfriend's i never would
00:59:52have touched it
01:00:10see what you're up to
01:00:13hey hey you found my bag i was looking for that thank you no problem
01:00:21attention all members of the cheerleading squad it has been brought to our attention that apparently
01:00:27someone on this squad is using illegal drugs i strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come
01:00:33forward now otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search well i think we
01:00:41all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend right i'm sorry but i just saw
01:00:46you
01:00:46throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes excuse me i was fixing my makeup sounded like you were
01:00:51retching and i asked you if you were look at this this is perfection it's every girl's dream i don't
01:00:57need
01:00:57shortcuts and we all know someone who could lose a little weight i mean after all who came in with
01:01:01zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy search me i have nothing to hide
01:01:11your turn scott sure but i rita jackpot well well well look who needs drugs to keep up with the
01:01:22real
01:01:22athletes i knew it no one gets that good that quick without cheating allison performance enhancing
01:01:30substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad coach i promise you i've never seen those
01:01:35before okay those those aren't mine right a cheater and a liar coach please listen to me i've never
01:01:43seen those i don't know what they are i lying it's the only way a cow like her could ever
01:01:48compete with
01:01:49us they're mine yeah those are actually uh my uh vitamins did you forget i asked you to hold on
01:01:55to
01:01:55my vitamins this morning yeah sorry i should have uh labeled them or something he's right they're just
01:02:00vitamins no they aren't uh miss russo how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge
01:02:06of these banned substances i just they look suspicious well we were just worried about the integrity of the
01:02:15team yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate that's enough all i see here are three
01:02:21bullies trying to frame a teammate rita you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately what you can't
01:02:28do that championships are in two weeks nobody else knows the whole routine i mean i know it yeah every
01:02:34count every formation i could step up and do it you little you think you can just walk in here
01:02:40and
01:02:40steal everything from me that's enough rita my decision is final
01:02:48listen up when it's allison's turn for the basket toss you're gonna have a little timing issue you want
01:02:54us to drop her she could get seriously hurt that's the point accidents happen all the time in
01:02:59cheerleading so tragic i can't do that coach will kill me fine and say goodbye to those little supplements
01:03:06that keep you fitting in your uniforms i know everything girls every dirty little secret do exactly
01:03:12as i say or you're gone your call and make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up
01:03:24very sweet
01:03:27what happened back there how did you know that rita put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:31i uh saw rita putting something in your bag so i swapped it out i knew it i knew she
01:03:39was up to
01:03:39something you know i heard her in the bathroom like 10 minutes before yeah she was throwing up
01:03:45it was when we were when we were having
01:03:53phone sex
01:03:55so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale allison do you have any idea how hard it was to
01:04:01stop
01:04:02hey do you
01:04:05do you think i'm fat seriously who put that garbage in your head i don't want you to say
01:04:10anything like that again i'm being serious though i'm being serious too allison perfect just who you
01:04:15are yeah i'll always be there to catch you when you fall always
01:04:26all right on the count you both perform an elevated prep rita you're up first then else
01:04:44okay
01:04:45okay awesome hey great job you guys you killed it
01:05:13hey i told you to catch you
01:05:16brett you just saved my life
01:05:21i guess that makes me like a bag of tree wheat or something huh
01:05:25are you serious scott you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain are you
01:05:30kidding me they almost dropped me i could have been paralyzed i could have died that would have
01:05:35been the best news of my life rita that is a disgusting thing to say leave the gym and think
01:05:41very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:45oh brett thank you oh my gosh i really appreciate that catch i almost had a heart attack all right
01:05:52everyone in light of the performances and character i am so proud to announce ellison scott as the new
01:06:00captain thank you wow congratulations captain scott i'm proud of you wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:13and that's game state loses 21 to 35
01:06:20ali look i know it's not what you wanted it's okay because you did good that's all that matters
01:06:25thanks bro i'm gonna go take a piss i'll be right back ew don't ever touch me again weirdo yo
01:06:31allison she is looking good baby y'all do private shows you know something with a little extra bump and
01:06:38grind you're so gross yo what the hell are you serious what what's going on i'm just waiting for
01:06:46the mvp no don't play with me you've been teasing me for weeks in your dreams how about you spend
01:06:52more
01:06:52time training on the field so that what happens today never happens again you think you're so
01:06:58fucking special why you know everyone knows how you got the captain's position how by sucking your
01:07:04way to the top i mean that must be how you got out there considering how much you suck while
01:07:10you play
01:07:10you shameless hey i do you're defending your slut's honor huh she's a public bus everybody gets a ride
01:07:21oh great hey hey hey you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:33that's that's enough what's going on here i mean coach we all saw it chat was gonna hit her
01:07:39you're gonna hit her get my office now you with me this is a really nasty cut okay let's
01:07:47we should take you to the er okay all right you sure you're already
01:07:56it's a really nasty cut brad you could have broken your hand
01:08:00yeah well it was totally worth it never let anybody get away with cheating like that
01:08:11you know i could kind of get used to this having uh nurse allison around take care of me help
01:08:17me out
01:08:19yo guys 304 i think it's this one let's go see the hero oh no that's ron and the whole
01:08:25team they can't see us
01:08:26like this i won't let him let's tell him let's tell him the truth in front of the entire team
01:08:34ron's gonna kill you what do i do let's hide
01:08:44okay brett brett you in there yeah i'm just uh washing up man god you have no idea how crazy
01:08:53you drive
01:08:53me you know every single time i see you all i can think about is uh doing this
01:09:03do you need a hand man no i got everything i need uh right here
01:09:13you gotta be quiet let's see what happens
01:09:20brett stop jerking off and get your ass out here man hey you know what it uh takes me a
01:09:24very long time
01:09:26assholes i feel what you did i feel what you did it's kind of hard to miss yeah
01:09:46brett you gotta you gotta speed this up man we got your food it's gonna get cold you know my
01:09:50hands are
01:09:50soft bro i can help you hey why don't you guys just beat it all right i'm gonna be a
01:09:54little while
01:09:55all right let's just give him some space enjoy your blue balls yeah don't pull muscles
01:09:59you know i took a pretty big hit for you today i think i've earned some uh
01:10:05alison physical therapy time you know what i mean you know you could have just asked
01:10:11you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:29you know i think i'm just gonna watch
01:10:54i've heard the halftime show is gonna break the internet captain scott's changed the whole game
01:10:58sick ladies and gentlemen let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:04led by captain alison scott
01:11:08i will end you leave it save your applause everyone you're cheering for a fraud your precious new
01:11:17cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot she bought it with illegal performance enhancers
01:11:22and her dealer look no further than your mvp brett harrison
01:11:31that's that's not true you know what i don't care rita's the one that's been taking drugs okay she's got
01:11:37pretty much the whole team hooked on them just ask them yourself oh really let's ask the squad then
01:11:46you know what i'm gonna do
01:11:47brett approached us about a month ago he said he had good stuff but only if we helped alison become
01:11:55captain
01:12:00i know real doctors i've got pills allie no more being blackmailed let alison take the captain position
01:12:11this is insane okay i've never taken a drug in my life oh sweetie it's all coming out now i
01:12:18saw her
01:12:19taking pills for practice we trusted you cheater
01:12:25hey anybody who messes with her messes with me open your eyes brett she's using you for the clout
01:12:32for the status who was she before you slept with her nobody a total bottom feeder you know what you're
01:12:38so full of it's unbelievable how'd you get that video huh and what'd you do to it you have nothing
01:12:43to fear if you have nothing to hide listen just please listen to me everybody just shut up this is
01:12:51my
01:12:51sister okay she would never do something like this and here come the pretzels all right that's enough
01:12:58that's enough now in light of these significant allegations as well as the evidence that has been
01:13:04presented i have no choice alison scott you are hereby removed from your position as captain of the
01:13:11cheerleader furthermore you are placed on academic suspension pending an expulsion hearing justice for
01:13:17the real athletes hold on hold it if you would please look to the jumbotron i know some real doctors
01:13:25that can help you guys get healthy at the right way more pills no more purging no more blackmail
01:13:31you'd really help us absolutely listen you guys are never going to have to take any of
01:13:35rita's take your spouse ever again so what's the catch we're gonna make rita take some of her own
01:13:39medicine this video this is the real conversation not the edited one that rita just played not for
01:13:47the drugs these are the drugs that i gave the girls they're vitamins you can get these at any
01:13:53pharmacy in the world you want to check these out print tool he's right these are common supplements
01:14:02everybody rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates to take dangerous weight loss supplements
01:14:08she's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply and she's been shaming them degrading them
01:14:12for the bodies that they have now everybody is different but all bodies are beautiful rita sabotaged
01:14:18allison for one reason one reason only because she was a threat she threatened the total control
01:14:22that rita had over the entire squad and it's horrible because allison she's a beautiful person
01:14:27and she would never do anything like this and she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:33that's not true he's lying she's the one who's drugging the team lock her up lock her up lock her
01:14:42up
01:14:42you fucking bitch you ruined my life you ruined it yourself
01:14:58look at you playing the victim you've been throwing yourself at me for weeks just when i give you a
01:15:06chance
01:15:07you run crying to harrison nothing but a little shut up dude shut up what are you gonna do about
01:15:13it
01:15:13harrison i don't have to do anything you're gonna get exactly what you deserve right now mr williams
01:15:21apparently we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you from various female
01:15:27students as of now you are officially suspended from all school activities what no my father your father may
01:15:34have his name on the library but i assure you his money will not buy you immunity you can take
01:15:40him
01:15:40away oh he's over let go no i'll throw you off it isn't over and as for you miss scott
01:15:49on behalf of the
01:15:51entire administration i would like to apologize to you for everything that you've had to endure and as of
01:15:58now you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain you can consider yourself officially
01:16:05reinstated as captain thank you principal all right everyone sorry for the unexpected drama i hope you
01:16:13enjoyed the show but we have a game to get back to so let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:34we'll be in the next one
01:16:36we'll be in the next one
01:16:40yes
01:16:41yes
01:16:42yes
01:16:43yes
01:16:44yes
01:16:45yes
01:16:47yes
01:16:53Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:17:04Hey, Allison!
01:17:08The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:13Hey, well, you know what, uh, things cool, right?
01:17:17I think he knew before we did.
01:17:19I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:21I love you too, quarterback.
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