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00:06You've got your passport?
00:07Yeah.
00:08Spare socks?
00:09Yeah.
00:09Knuckle buster, in case the kids get rowdy on play.
00:18Are you ever going to forgive me?
00:20Are you ever going to apologise?
00:21I already have.
00:23I know I shouldn't have said what I said.
00:26But I was just angry that everyone seemed to be so okay with it.
00:29Yeah, that's not a real apology.
00:31What else do you expect us to do, Alice?
00:33She's grown up now.
00:34She gets to choose her life.
00:35So you wouldn't say anything if she was about to jump off a cliff?
00:38What about asphyxiating herself while on smack?
00:41Yeah, but she's not, is she?
00:42She's just going on some dates with some old bloke that you used to go out with.
00:45Or is that the issue?
00:46Are you jealous?
00:47Oh, don't be ridiculous.
00:48Whatever it is, you have to stop.
00:49You're just making things worse.
00:55Oh, remember to feed Dom.
00:57Yeah.
00:57And don't just get Uber Eats.
01:05Let go.
01:06Cosby, let go.
01:07You little poo food.
01:09Let go!
01:10I can't believe I still can't go.
01:12It's been over a week.
01:14Yeah.
01:15You know they say a change in bowel movements can be a sign that something's wrong.
01:19Maybe I should go to the doctors.
01:20Have you tried eating more fruit?
01:22Sorry.
01:23Is this a conversation you'd rather not be having?
01:25Because I do tend to overshare.
01:26Worrying about your health is not embarrassing.
01:28It's just a part of being an adult.
01:32God, you're nice.
01:34It could be stress about your mum.
01:36If we patch things up, you might be able to go.
01:38So maybe you could try and work it out.
01:42No, no.
01:42No?
01:43She owes us an apology, right?
01:45I'm not going to go to her.
01:46Maybe I'll stay here forever.
01:50Yeah.
01:59Sorry about my mum the other day.
02:01Don't worry about it.
02:04I like that kind of drama.
02:06It's exciting.
02:09And it's sweet they all care so much about each other.
02:12Maybe you can invite me around again.
02:19I've got coding.
02:21I'll see you later.
02:36I'll see you later.
02:39Yeah.
02:41Yeah.
02:53I can cook.
02:54I choose not to cook.
02:56I can be a bloody adult.
02:59What I want to do when he comes home is give him a nice blowjob.
03:04Mum, why do I have to give him a blowjob?
03:06Because it will make him happy.
03:08Happy husband.
03:09Happy life.
03:10Yeah.
03:11Lovely.
03:11Thanks, Mum.
03:12I just don't get why he won't do anything to stop it.
03:15Because he's not that man.
03:17You want him to work, so you've got a passive husband.
03:20A man who looks after children can't be asserted.
03:23Why not?
03:25Because there are two different types of men.
03:27You get what you get and you don't get upset.
03:30Easy is getting to pretend to be an adult.
03:34And Steve's getting to see a young woman in the nude.
03:37Oh, God.
03:39Oh, yeah, I've cut myself.
03:40Oh, get him and rinsed it under the cold water.
03:44Oh, Mum, can you call an ambulance?
03:46Oh, God, you're going to be ridiculous.
03:47Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:50Oh?
03:51Ah.
03:52Alex?
03:53Mum?
03:55Alex?
03:55Please call an ambulance.
03:58So, you can't get it wet for a week.
04:00We're going to need you to come back in a few days to change the dressing.
04:03And you're going to need to be with someone for the rest of the day, OK?
04:07Sometimes the sedation can cause some memory loss, some dizziness.
04:11OK?
04:12Oh, and your lift is here.
04:18Are you OK?
04:22Why are you here?
04:24Because Izzy asked me to come.
04:26OK, well, I'm completely fine, so you can leave.
04:29I signed a form saying I'll drive you home, so I'm driving you home.
04:34Where's Izzy?
04:35She, um, she's busy.
04:37Why didn't my mum come?
04:37She's worried she wouldn't be back in time for bake-off.
04:39Huh?
04:41Uh-huh.
04:46Oh.
04:47Uh-huh.
04:59Oh.
05:10Can you undo this please?
05:30Are you okay?
05:31Yes, see? Yeah, it's not bad at all.
05:35Is Dad coming back?
05:36No, no, there's no point worrying him.
05:39You look like Mario. And I've made soup.
05:44Okay, well, thanks for dropping me home, but Dom will be here tonight, so you can leave.
05:51Actually, I said I'd go to a party with Rome.
05:55Can't you miss it?
05:56It's Harper's big yearly party and...
05:59I can stay. It's fine.
06:03Yeah.
06:07I'll give you 25 quid if you stay.
06:11Just that, Rome will be there.
06:13Fifty? Seventy-five?
06:15That's like ten and a half thousand.
06:17Normally I'm totally bored, but...
06:21Okay.
06:28Okay. Bye.
06:30Wait, what? You're leaving now?
06:31Yep.
06:32Okay, well, text me when you get there?
06:33Uh-huh.
06:34And text me when you're heading back?
06:35Uh-huh.
06:35Hold on.
06:39So, if you talk to your sister, will you tell her that I love her?
06:44And that she's not allowed to hate me?
06:46And tell her that I miss her?
06:47And that I...
06:48No, just tell her that I love her.
06:49Okay.
06:50Well done.
06:52Bye.
06:57You can go. I'm totally fine.
06:59I'm staying.
07:00But I don't want you to stay.
07:02You don't have anyone else, do you?
07:03Do you?
07:04No.
07:05You need me.
07:07So I'm gonna stay.
07:08You're welcome.
07:33There was a consensus that civil war was the only option.
07:39There was no longer a peaceful way to settle the differences between...
07:42Hiya.
07:43Hey!
07:44Don't tell her it's me.
07:45I'm not talking to her until she's apologised.
07:47Yeah, okay.
07:49Is she alright?
07:50Uh, yeah, uh, fine, thanks.
07:52How bad's it come?
07:54I would say probably about medium.
07:56So, what time are you gonna be home?
08:00Um, actually a friend has been in an accident and the doctor said they need someone to help
08:05them until they go to bed.
08:08Oh.
08:09Okay.
08:10Is she at least being appreciative?
08:12Oh.
08:13I would, I would say no.
08:16Please don't make out to Izzy that you're some kind of life saver.
08:19I don't even want him here!
08:20What?
08:21What did she just say?
08:22Uh, and, and nothing.
08:23I should go.
08:24Oh, thank you for going.
08:26You're a total life saver.
08:28I love you.
08:33I love you.
08:35Love you.
08:56It's terribly moving, isn't it?
09:09Luke is just so scared of banging the cymbals but he does this little spasm.
09:18It's nice having you here.
09:20Yeah?
09:20Yeah.
09:22I, um, yeah.
09:24The kids love you.
09:26You've got a lovely way with them.
09:27I've really enjoyed it.
09:29Yeah?
09:29Yeah.
09:30Good.
09:30Because I was worried that I'd kidnapped you.
09:34No, I haven't been away without my family, like 16 years.
09:40Jesus.
09:41That is long.
09:42We should celebrate.
09:44Excuse me, can we have two more espresso martinis please?
09:47Oh, I'm sorry.
09:48We've closed.
09:49Oh, no.
09:50No, go on.
09:51What can we do to keep you open?
09:53I'll give you the tip of his little finger.
09:54I'm sorry.
09:56Boo.
09:58Boo.
09:59Boo.
10:00Boo that, man.
10:01Sorry.
10:03Oh, I'm not ready to go too far, do you?
10:06Uh-huh.
10:08Okay.
10:09Okay.
10:09Come on.
10:10Let's go attack the minibar.
10:12Yeah.
10:14We are really coming up.
10:21I need to get out of here.
10:45This room is amazing.
11:20I think you're so magical and so wise and so, so, so incredibly beautiful.
11:42And I think that I love you.
12:17You look fat.
12:23It felt vital though, didn't it?
12:27Just knowing that this day will stay in these kids' heads for the rest of their life.
12:35And it's been really great getting to know you more, Marley.
12:38Yeah, why haven't I been on these trips before?
12:43Hello, you.
12:46Oh my God, Geoffrey.
12:49You should be in bed.
12:51Are you a very naughty boy?
12:54What?
12:55Is this your first time?
12:56Are you shy, Geoffrey?
12:59No, no, I'm...
13:01I'm sorry, I can't do this. I'm married.
13:03Oh, really?
13:04Yeah.
13:06You're awfully young to be married, Geoffrey.
13:09I love my wife. I love my wife.
13:11Oh!
13:12I love my wife.
13:15What did you think I meant by minibar?
13:16No, it's... it's... it's totally my fault.
13:19Was it the Geoffrey thing? Or do you not find me attractive?
13:22No, no neither. You're very... you're very pretty.
13:25Um...
13:26I've never been unfaithful before.
13:29You know, it's like it hasn't even come up for me.
13:31What about if you're on the escalator or on the tube?
13:34You don't look at everyone and wonder, you know, who you'd fuck first?
13:36I've not even thought about it.
13:38What?
13:40Is your wife uptight, too?
13:42Uh, no, no, no, no.
13:43She's, um...
13:45She's into dirty talk and stuff.
13:47Mm-hmm.
13:47What do you talk about when you do the dirty talk?
13:49Uh, she tends to tell me what to say.
13:52Um...
13:52Well, she gives you a script.
13:53I shouldn't... I shouldn't be talking about this, actually.
13:56You know both parties are meant to enjoy it, right?
13:57Yeah, and I do.
13:59Yeah, but what are you like, for you?
14:01Like, sex is, like, a big deal.
14:03It's, like, your ego.
14:05So what do you enjoy?
14:10Oh, Jesus.
14:13Dan, I think that's about the saddest thing I've ever heard.
14:17You need to get in touch with your sexual self.
14:20Like, sad.
14:22I'm not having an affair.
14:23Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got that.
14:26I'm gonna take your case on.
14:27As a friend.
14:29It'll be like, um...
14:30Yeah, like one of those Instagram stories where the jogger finds the dying cat in their desert
14:33and puts it in their rucksack.
14:35Am I the cat?
14:36Yeah, you're the cat.
14:39Civil war ripped the young nation in harm.
14:42The brothers, Anthony and William McBeat, fought on opposite sides of the war.
14:48They returned home on the same night, meeting and embracing the fun of an apple.
14:54Hey, you're on speaker.
14:55Mum, something happened and I don't know what to do.
14:58What's happened?
14:59We had some gummies.
15:01I said the room was magical and beautiful and I loved them, but then it ran off.
15:04Mum, can you come over? Everything's gone a bit...
15:06OK, where are you?
15:08OK, do the thing where you drop me the arrow. I'll be there in 30 minutes.
15:13He can't drive. He can't operate machinery.
15:14Oh, fine. Then you drive.
15:18OK. Actually, I can't drive either. I've had a few drinks.
15:21I didn't know we were going to be going out.
15:22OK, we'll get a taxi.
15:32Wandsworth, please.
15:33Yeah, sure.
15:39I can't.
15:41I can do it!
15:42No, I can't. Actually, I can't do it.
15:48Yo!
15:49Oi!
15:52What the fuck are you doing?
15:54Can we go to the floor, please?
15:57Fucking stop them!
15:59Can you just slow down, please?
16:01Go too close!
16:02Go too close! What the fuck are you doing?
16:04Go!
16:06Go!
16:06Go!
16:07Go down, please!
16:08Oh, we're too close!
16:10Run!
16:11Oh, I'm sick!
16:18Why are you getting out of the car?
16:20What the fuck is he doing?
16:21Let's go.
16:26Um, do you need to be driving?
16:29What's happening?
16:35Has he got weapon?
16:37Shall I cancel the ride?
16:48Sorry, that was my cousin.
16:49I had his bowl.
16:52No problem.
17:10That was terrifying. I feel ill.
17:13Dom?
17:13Five stars, great communication.
17:15Dom!
17:17Dom!
17:19Dom!
17:19Why do you need Dom?
17:20Dom?
17:22Sorry, Dom!
17:24Excuse me.
17:25Do you have a dinner, do you have a dinner?
17:26Yeah, Dom!
17:27Stop, sorry.
17:28Right, are you?
17:29Ah, no.
17:31Hey!
17:33What's...
17:34What's going on?
17:36We're all dying.
17:38There's no water in our mouths.
17:40Colin's hand is a map.
17:43Okay, whose house is this?
17:45Whose house is it?
17:46It's my house.
17:47What?
17:48What's that?
17:50Oh, hi.
17:53Hey, are your parents away?
17:57When do they come back?
17:59Tomorrow.
18:05Okay.
18:06Everyone get into a circle.
18:08I want hands on backs, people.
18:11Okay?
18:12No one is dying.
18:21You've got this.
18:22Got it.
18:25We're all safe.
18:28And this is a happy time.
18:30I'm not awake.
18:33Moving in.
18:33Total acceptance.
18:39Everyone okay in here?
18:42Okay.
18:43When you get back to your own houses,
18:44take your clothes off,
18:45put them on for a two and a half hour dry,
18:47and take your rubbish with you.
18:48If you help Papa clean,
18:49there's a good chance you'll be able to party here again.
18:51If you don't, you won't.
18:54Everything okay down there?
18:55Yeah.
18:56Okay.
19:01Mom.
19:04Mom.
19:04I called Rome,
19:06and they said they were by a bridge,
19:07and then the phone went dead.
19:09What if something terrible has happened?
19:16Go away.
19:18He shouldn't have called you.
19:21I wasn't doing anything else.
19:23Did I do something terrible?
19:26No.
19:26No.
19:27Of course you didn't.
19:30Maybe,
19:31maybe you and I stay back for a bit.
19:35Yeah.
19:36Yeah.
19:38Hey.
19:42What happened?
19:45Dom said that he loved me.
19:49Yeah, I hate when people say I love you,
19:52and then you're meant to step back.
19:54It'd be better if we all just said,
19:56I love you right now.
19:57Maybe momentary.
19:58And also,
19:58I do not need you to step back.
20:05No.
20:09Um,
20:11Tom.
20:15Do you want a cheering girl?
20:33Just got some good news.
20:38I don't want to need anyone.
20:41My dad didn't love my mum and he didn't love us.
20:46So how can you not love your own kid?
20:50Some people find love hard and some people are just arseholes.
20:56What if you love someone and it goes wrong?
21:02It doesn't cancel out the good.
21:05I mean you don't not eat crisps because you know you'll have to stop eating them one day.
21:11Why do you have to stop eating the crisps?
21:14I don't know, it's a bad analogy.
21:18How are we meant to know if we really like each other or whether we're just a rush of hormones?
21:26No idea.
21:28I'm at the other end of the hormone rainbow.
21:30I can go from love to disdain in 20 seconds flat.
21:36Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
21:38I'm sorry.
21:38No, don't be.
21:40I'm having a lovely time.
21:46You are definitely a very worthy human being.
21:49Well, I've met thousands of humans and there's usually only like 3% of them that are really magnificent and
21:56you're definitely one of the 3%.
21:58Thank you, Alice.
22:01It's my pleasure.
22:07I reckon you can go over now.
22:20Sorry.
22:21Don't be.
22:23I can, um, be a real idiot sometimes.
22:28That's what I like about you.
22:30Yeah, I can't get down.
22:32Swing your leg through here.
22:33No, this one.
22:35Don't go.
22:36Straighten it.
22:37I can't.
22:37And swing it, just swing it through.
22:39Oh.
22:39Yeah.
22:40Lean back.
22:47What am I meant to do now?
22:49Let go.
22:50I didn't mean it like that.
23:05When it happened, did you just not think about me at all?
23:08I did.
23:09I did.
23:09For a moment.
23:10And then, I like her.
23:14I really like her.
23:17Turns out I'm a complete fucking asshole.
23:21You are a complete fucking asshole.
23:25I hate that I've made you say, but now that it's happened, do you think you would ever be okay
23:35with-
23:35No.
23:37I don't.
23:39You'll be robbing her of her youth.
23:41I'm not that old.
23:41You are.
23:44We're almost over.
23:45She's only just begun.
23:50It's my job to protect her from people like us.
23:55I want you to break up with her.
24:00You said to me that any woman will be lucky to have me.
24:06Not her.
24:13Do you love me?
24:15Yes.
24:16Then break it off.
24:23I'm begging you to end it.
24:27Please, Steve.
24:28Promise me you'll break up with her.
24:35Okay.
24:36Yeah.
25:00What are you doing?
25:02Making hummus.
25:03For breakfast?
25:05No.
25:05Just generally have hummus.
25:07I like to have some hummus around.
25:09Sometimes friends come around and demand hummus.
25:11But we could have hummus for breakfast.
25:12It's a good idea.
25:13What time did you get up?
25:15I couldn't really sleep.
25:17So you've been making hummus all night?
25:18No, I got home late.
25:20Ooh, this is a lot of hummus.
25:21I'm always surprised that hummus is so good for you.
25:23Chickpeas taste too good to be good for you.
25:25It's so nice when things work out that way.
25:27I can't really think of many things that are good for you,
25:29but they taste like they're bad for you.
25:32Maybe kefir?
25:35What's going on?
25:36Nothing. Nothing's going on.
25:37Something's going on.
25:40Maybe we should talk about this when I'm not so tired.
25:45So there is something wrong?
25:47What?
25:50Tell me.
25:55Is it something I did?
25:57No.
25:58What?
26:02I talked to your mother.
26:03Oh my god, are we doing that again?
26:04What did she say?
26:05She said she would never be okay with this.
26:07Yeah, we know that.
26:08She's made that pretty clear.
26:09That is a shame.
26:10But this relationship is ours, not hers.
26:12And there is always a chance that she'll get over it.
26:14I promised her that I would break up with you.
26:18Excuse me?
26:19She begged me, and I couldn't say no.
26:25Begging.
26:26Oh, right.
26:27Yeah.
26:28I mean, who can say no to begging?
26:30Don't be such a coward, Steve.
26:32Grow up.
26:38Izzy.
26:38Izzy, I don't want to break up with you.
26:40I don't know what else to do.
26:41I'm alright.
26:42I'm just gonna go.
26:43Oh, you should call my mother and tell her.
26:44She'll be so relieved.
26:45I'm just trying to be a good guy.
26:47Don't you dare make it like you're doing this for me.
26:48You know what's so sad, Steve?
26:50I am a hot 26-year-old with a brain.
26:53I am excellent at dancing and sex.
26:55And I'm likely to make a pretty good income.
26:57And I only liked you because you were so sweet.
26:59You were just...
27:00Yeah.
27:01Like, I chose you because you were safe.
27:03But it turns out you're not safe at all.
27:07You are never gonna find anyone as good as me.
27:09Ever.
27:10Ever.
27:11Ever.
27:13Okay?
27:15Bye.
27:42Hey.
27:43How's it going?
27:44How could you?
27:46I trusted you, Steve.
27:48What's happened?
27:49I thought we were friends.
27:50The papers have printed a story saying I shut myself.
27:53I've never told anyone.
27:55Of course it was you.
27:56You were the only person you knew.
27:58Anyway, I'm just calling to say that I will no longer require your services.
28:01And you should know I've called everyone and told them you aren't to be trusted.
28:06So good luck having no clients and no job.
28:09Goodbye, Steve.
28:11Bye.
28:18All my friends hate the tabloids.
28:21Sorry, who do you know that reads that shit, Steve?
28:23Really hope you enjoy each other.
28:31Oh, shit!
28:33No, no, no, no.
28:35Oh, shit!
28:39Hello?
28:41I understand.
28:43Hello?
28:46Okay, I understand.
28:48Hello?
28:50Uh-huh.
28:52I'm sorry to hear that.
28:53Yes, I understand.
28:54I understand.
28:55No, no, I understand.
28:56Just one more question.
28:58Will you still need me to style you for the music video?
29:09You have destroyed my life.
29:11I hope you're happy now.
29:18Can it just say, I'm so sorry.
29:22We can fix this.
29:23It was a silly moment of anger and I really regret it.
29:30But we both did something we shouldn't have done and...
29:35Yeah, they won't fit on the card.
29:40Okay.
29:41Just sorry then.
29:46Sorry then.
29:48Sorry then.
29:50What the fuck are you thanking me for?
29:54We're gonna ruin her, aren't we, boy?
29:56You just right.
29:58We're gonna take everything she has.
30:01She doesn't know how fucked she is.
30:02No.
30:04No.
30:04You should.
30:04No.
30:06She's really fucked.
30:08Really fucked.
30:10Okay.
30:11Well...
30:12It's, um...
30:14It's been real.
30:15Dan?
30:16Call me.
30:28Hey, Steve.
30:30Where are you?
30:32I'm here.
30:36Steve told me everything.
30:40What everything?
30:41No, there is no everything.
30:42I've taken your side through all of this, Alice.
30:44I've listened to your whining for weeks.
30:46Poor me.
30:47I'm sad.
30:48How could he?
30:48Why are you being so mean?
30:49Because I always presumed you were honest with me.
30:52I am...
30:53I am honest.
30:54No, you're not.
30:57Steve told me about the time my mum was in town and she got sick.
31:01And you said you couldn't make it to the hospital because your conference had run over.
31:04But it wasn't your conference, was it, Alice?
31:06It was because you and Steve had done edibles in Sevenoaks and were too paranoid to go outside.
31:11Well, I didn't know she was gonna get sick.
31:13And that it was actually you and not Dom who broke my flute.
31:15And that the two thousand pounds you said you'd given to Pakistani flood relief.
31:20You actually spent on Botox and filler.
31:22It was my money.
31:23And I...
31:24I didn't get filler.
31:28Those are normal lies.
31:29There are no normal lies, Alice.
31:31I don't lie to you.
31:33How am I supposed to love you if I don't even know who you are?
31:35What do you mean, how are you supposed to love me?
31:43I think we should spend some time apart.
31:48What?
31:59Well, where will you go?
32:02I won't go anywhere, Alice.
32:04You will.
32:10And on that happy note, have a good week.
32:14And if you have any problems with your essays, figure it out yourselves.
32:25I thought you'd be more upset.
32:27Sorry?
32:28I thought you'd be more upset when we broke up.
32:31Most people are upset when I break up with them.
32:34I broke up with you because I thought you were too needy, but it turns out you didn't need me
32:38at all.
32:42I'm impressed, Tiger.
32:45Right.
32:46Well, sorry to disappoint you, Yanis.
32:47Turns out I am totally fine on my own.
32:49I always knew you were a tiger.
32:52I miss you.
32:54I want us to go back out and I think you want it too.
32:58Wow.
32:59So now that I don't need you, you want to go back out with me again?
33:02Yes.
33:02No way.
33:03I don't want or need anyone.
33:09My father was from Bury St. Edmunds.
33:13Have you ever been to Bury St. Edmunds?
33:21Oh, what a shame.
33:43Okay, so you're not picking up.
33:45I'm just going to say that you shouldn't have spoken to Danielle, Steve.
33:49You need to remember who started this.
33:52You did.
33:53You slept with my daughter.
33:55Remember?
33:55Now you've really crossed the line.
33:58You are going down.
34:01Goodbye.
34:07Hi, Nancy.
34:08What's wrong with him?
34:10Nothing.
34:11I just wanted to just come by and...
34:14Why are you here, Alice?
34:15I've not seen you since Steve and I got divorced.
34:19Um...
34:23Sorry, Nancy.
34:25Now's not a good time.
34:26Well, I've come to take Crosby because Alice told me what you did.
34:30What are you talking about?
34:31She told me that the dog ate cocaine.
34:33And I've been speaking to a lawyer and they'll never let you keep him.
34:35It was Alice's cocaine.
34:37It doesn't matter whose cocaine it was, Steve.
34:38The point is you were looking after him and he nearly died.
34:41Please don't.
34:42Please don't take Crosby.
34:44Crosby's all I have left.
34:45Please don't do this, Nancy.
34:48Well, you can keep him today.
34:50But I'll be back tomorrow.
34:51And after that, you'll never see him again.
34:53Ever.
34:55Bye!
35:07Oh, fuck you, arsehole!
35:09Fuck you!
35:12Not you.
35:14I can't see you without my glasses.
35:30Alice, Alice!
35:32She's looking for you. She seems really upset about something.
35:35Alice, I have a word.
35:42Can you explain this?
35:45This.
36:08I know who sent that to you.
36:10He has a vendetta against me.
36:11I never do drugs anymore.
36:14None.
36:14I'm basically teetotal.
36:15I'm not talking about the drugs, Alice.
36:17I'm talking about the fact that this is racist.
36:20Sorry?
36:21You're saying the name Mugabe.
36:23It's an African name.
36:24You're mocking an African name.
36:26Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
36:29No, I'm saying, you know, words that just sounded funny.
36:35Not that the name is funny.
36:37I would never...
36:39I'm obviously just...
36:39I'm very high.
36:40You think that helps your case?
36:43I'm afraid with this and with your recent outbursts about girls and their hoo-hahs,
36:49it's put us in a very difficult position.
36:56I would love you forever, Crosby.
36:58You've taught me everything I know about love.
37:01I'm sorry I let you down.
37:03You know they don't speak English, don't you?
37:11Look after them for me.
37:12Yeah, no more cocaine for you, Crosby.
37:15Okay.
37:31Okay.
37:35Okay.
37:37Okay.
37:38Okay.
37:47Okay.
37:50Okay.
37:59Okay.
38:04Okay.
38:05How do we talk about it?
38:08What?
38:10Me and your mother.
38:14Um, no, we don't need to.
38:19I'm just complicated I'm sorry I made a huge mistake and I regretted it
38:31as soon as I said it you are the best thing to ever happen to me I will do whatever
38:36it takes
38:37I think I should look down don't go I'm sorry please forgive me
38:46she's up to you Liz no thanks ma'am
39:02okay I'm rehydrated shall we go again what did you miss about me you want compliments
39:14okay I missed your dancing in the mornings I missed arguing with you about whether people
39:22should keep dogs even though people should definitely not keep dogs because it's servitude
39:26imprisonment I missed her al dente t-shirt I missed her armpit I missed her neck
39:42I thought you said you were done with all men and that you found them to be meaningless sex
39:46have come I do so why are you having sex with Yanis because I am a free agent I can
39:55do what
39:55I want with my body it's empowering okay okay you're not just going from one man to the
40:02other from Yanis to Steve back to Yanis no I am the master of my destiny is that what we're
40:20calling it hey is Izzy here I heard she was here it is she um looks like
40:46she's not her okay well can you tell her um that I'm sorry and then I made a stupid decision
40:54because I was afraid um it's like she said I was a coward she called me a coward you don't
41:00need to
41:00you know the whole back story but and um can you tell her that if if she gives me another
41:09chance
41:10I'm gonna make the same mistake again god there's a lot shall I write it down just tell her tell
41:17her
41:20tell her that I love her I love her yeah yeah sure oh and uh give her that thank you
41:35Steve
41:38it's his she left her at my house it's not a gift thank you Julie I'm Suley Suley
41:57no husband and no job well as Mr. Brightside is at least you get your freedom passed soon
42:0410 years isn't soon seven years and I have a husband yes but for how long I wouldn't let
42:11him get too used to being on his own if I were you he might grow to like it and
42:15it's not like
42:16people are queuing up to go out with 50 year olds are they no you you're an older unemployed woman
42:25hurtling towards old age I mean at this point you've got to think what's it for him if you don't
42:31get
42:31him that fast he might go elsewhere come on sorry we'll cheer you up let's play a game okay so
42:44if
42:45you had to have sex with someone at this bar who would it be I'm not me obviously but seriously
42:53if
42:53your life depended on having sex with someone at this bar who would it be why does my life
43:02depend on it it's Armageddon if you don't have sex with one of these people the whole planet will
43:08die and you'll be responsible for eight billion deaths don't want that
43:26you're the lady with the red hair
43:32why her because she looks bossy and I wouldn't have to think too much you um you should try taking
43:40control for once I think that um there's a chance you might like it
43:47I have an idea come on where are we going
44:19I can't do it
44:20why not I'm not gonna judge you it's just words Dan what is it that makes you so uncomfortable
44:25sex is sex it's like it's like tennis you're just naked wanting things doesn't make you a bad
44:31person tell me what's your fantasy I want to help you open up
44:40I can't
44:41all right okay I'll go okay so it's a warm summer's day and I'm on Wembley football pitch
45:03I've been tied onto the goalpost just in front of the net I'm sort of floating it feels like my
45:11legs
45:12are being held like like wide apart Pickford's holding me up from behind and the rest of them
45:19are lined up each waiting for their turn first up little Phil Foden
45:31little dirty scrapper
45:36rubs his hands into my buttocks and then plunges his surprisingly white
45:45behind him I can see Maguire smirking
45:50and stones gets this look in his eye like
45:53he's
45:59he's got a way about him
46:04I don't know what it is
46:07but I know that I can't live without him
46:11he's got a way of pleasing
46:16I don't know what it is
46:19but there doesn't have to be a reason
46:23Alice please stop
46:24anyway
46:27he's got a smile that heals me
46:32I don't know why it is
46:34but I have to laugh when he reveals me
46:39he's got a way of showing
46:44hi
46:45who the fuck are you
46:47I should probably go
46:49sorry
46:49who is that
46:50friend
46:51you don't have any friends
46:52why is she here
46:53I invited her
46:54well I'll see you
46:56nice to meet you
46:57are you sleeping with her
47:03do you want to sleep with her
47:09no
47:16do you not love me anymore
47:21I don't think I love you enough
47:31I don't think you love me enough either
47:35I do
47:37I should be your priority
47:39you are
47:40no I'm not
47:42you're your priority
47:43and you should be yours
47:46I'm not responsible for your life Daniel
47:48you are
47:49if you're not happy
47:50then fix it
47:51make yourself happy
47:53but I have never
47:55not loved you
47:56I just
47:57I love myself a tiny bit more
47:58and that's normal
47:59I don't believe it
48:00when people say
48:00that they take a bullet for you
48:01it's bullshit
48:03survival's in our bones
48:05Steve shouldn't be a priority
48:15he was
48:16one of my priorities
48:22you and me
48:22we can't be everything to each other
48:24why not
48:27you can't be totally nourished by
48:29one person
48:30it doesn't work that way
48:35what can't you get from me
48:42you're not joyful
48:43Daniel
48:44and sometimes
48:45I need joy
48:49maybe that's a problem
48:50I get my joy from you
48:53well that's because I'm joyful
48:56I'm not necessarily
48:58kind
49:00we all have our different skills
49:08I'm not sure I'm happy
49:13I, I, okay
49:14I, I didn't know that
49:19maybe we should talk about this another time
49:20when I got so drunk
49:21you got drunk without me
49:27goodnight Alice
49:28goodnight
49:50goodnight Alice
49:57fuck off
50:11hello
50:13yeah that's me
50:17I only came in because I was constipated
50:19should I be worried
50:38hi
50:40hi
50:43you broke up with me
50:44yeah
50:45because I'm an idiot
50:46I'm really sorry
50:47what are you sorry for
50:49sorry for being weak
50:50sorry for not listening to my heart
50:53anything else?
50:55for going on about hummus
50:57for prioritizing my mom
50:59for prioritizing my mom over us
50:59for prioritizing my mom over us
51:00yeah
51:01for that
51:04are you ever going to do that again?
51:07no
51:07never
51:09I've never liked anyone the way I like you
51:14I'm really sorry
51:17I'm sorry for
51:24I've got cancer
51:25I've got cancer
51:26what?
51:27I had a blood test and they want me to come in
51:30so it might not be cancer
51:31what?
51:32it could literally be anything
51:35yeah but
51:36I'm dramatic
51:38when do they want you to go in?
51:42no
51:43okay
51:44so
51:44because these are test results
51:46I just wanted to ask
51:47if you want to receive these results in private
51:50no no
51:51I want him to be here
51:52okay
51:52and
51:53are you his father?
51:56no
51:56no
51:57no
51:57it's my boyfriend
51:58okay
51:59great
51:59right
52:00okay then
52:00well
52:03blood results all came back good
52:05but
52:06we did find
52:07a fairly sizable
52:08hormone differential
52:09so we tested
52:10again
52:11and it turns out that you are pregnant
52:17sorry?
52:19you're pregnant
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