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The Warlord Returns
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00:00:07I've been off the grid for three years fighting for my country now I fight for
00:00:12you everyone who hurt you is on my list no one walks away we're here boss this
00:00:23is where your sister I knew miss Eleanor was laughing the person you are trying
00:00:33to reach is not available please try again later hey they tricked me I've lost
00:00:41everything I'm a billion dollars short of their demands even if I sold the
00:00:47company even if I sold myself sorry I couldn't hold on until you got back she
00:01:00never would have suspected he would do that his name tell me his name it's Carter
00:01:12Bankston her fiancé sorry I should have been here sooner sorry Harry but I
00:01:24swear I will find everyone involved to make them pay I've lost everything they
00:01:29will suffer as horribly as how they treated you I couldn't hold on you can go now
00:01:36marina I'm gonna check on her office oh hey he is a nobody I can handle him
00:01:42myself I can make him and all his bullshit disappear in three days no marina this
00:01:50is my cross to bear
00:01:59sorry
00:02:04Harrison
00:02:09you're alive
00:02:11Lottie yeah I'm back
00:02:17now you decide to come back
00:02:21where were you for the past three years where were you when your sister
00:02:26Eleanor died in my arms
00:02:28Eleanor no
00:02:36Lottie I'm here to get justice for Eleanor
00:02:40justice for her
00:02:44look at in your current status you can't even get to the front doors of this building
00:02:50I was just trying to collect her belongings and these assholes threw me out
00:02:55all right you two need to get out of here we are getting ready for a big event to welcome
00:03:00ET technology's new CEO and I do not have time for this bullshit so leave now
00:03:11enough with your savior complex you weren't there when Eleanor needed you so don't act like you care about us
00:03:19now
00:03:20Lottie sorry no don't save it I don't need your excuses and you know what the Harrison I knew died
00:03:33three years ago I think I'll hold on to that version of it at least he would still be a
00:03:37hero
00:04:01hold up
00:04:04I didn't say you could leave yet did I
00:04:10oh yeah I remember you now Lottie right
00:04:17Eleanor's poor lonely little sister-in-law the one who was grieving so hard that anyone would have thought she
00:04:23was your wife
00:04:25you're a monster I don't know how she ever saw any good in you
00:04:34love love please it was just business
00:04:38she could not play the game she was out of her depth she couldn't handle losing
00:04:50and what is this
00:04:52three years of playing widow got you all lonely so so you picked up some soldier boy off the street
00:05:01dude what is this get up you just fled a war
00:05:04maybe no I get I got it you just clocked off your shift
00:05:08at the construction site no you're auditioning to be Santa Claus at a shopping center nearby but
00:05:14you bought the wrong costume and you're all fucked up
00:05:17is it that
00:05:20you know I got a good idea
00:05:26I got a good idea
00:05:26for Eleanor
00:05:33you take that money and then I want you to walk out of here because this is my celebration welcome
00:05:38banquet
00:05:39and you were really killing the mood
00:05:40you're fucking it up
00:05:42no Harrison Harrison don't
00:05:46let's just go
00:05:48listen we don't stand a chance okay
00:05:51dude is that not enough money for you it's a hundred dollar bill when have you ever seen that before
00:06:03you're Carter Bankston
00:06:04so why didn't you take that money and get the fuck out of here
00:06:09I'm Harrison Braverman
00:06:11Eleanor's brother
00:06:14I brought a gift for your banquet today
00:06:17don't you want to get a drink with your brother-in-law
00:06:24you're Eleanor's brother
00:06:27that's right uh her twin brother yeah and you're just a soldier
00:06:32newly discharged
00:06:38of course
00:06:40we're family bro
00:06:42well almost
00:06:44I actually always wanted to say
00:06:46what happened to Eleanor
00:06:48it was a terrible accident
00:06:51it was a real tragedy
00:07:00but today's a celebration so let's get a drink
00:07:08no don't this can be good
00:07:12it's okay just a quick hello
00:07:28hello sir
00:07:31congratulations on your promotion to CEO sir
00:07:33you see this Ellie your company your staff they're all dancing on your grave don't worry
00:07:40I'm here now
00:07:41everyone
00:07:43everyone
00:07:45shut the fuck up
00:07:48okay everyone my dear colleagues
00:07:52let's give a very warm welcome to the brother of our cowardly and suicidal former CEO
00:08:00so it's Mr. Harrison Braverman
00:08:10oh pardon me did that hurt your feelings
00:08:15I've been told I'm honest to a fault
00:08:18but I did mean to hurt your feelings
00:08:24I bet this guy's here to extort Mr. Bankston's sister's death with some cash
00:08:30oh dear I've seen this before some people would really do anything for money
00:08:37yeah that's right so true
00:08:42look Harrison since I'm in a generous mood
00:08:46how about I do a little favor for you in front of all these people right now in this room
00:08:52if you say the phrase my sister Eleanor deserved to die and you say that three times
00:08:59then I will give you
00:09:04five thousand dollars cash
00:09:07that's your best
00:09:08I mean how about it soldier boy have you ever seen that kind of money before
00:09:24Mike please
00:09:28let's hear it then
00:09:36are you all done
00:09:40if so then listen up
00:09:44every single person in this room should be apologizing for what they did to Eleanor
00:09:54get a load of this guy he thinks he's in a war room
00:09:57did he just say apologize my god
00:10:02oh man you're killing me I mean I knew your sister was was a loser but this guy is crazy
00:10:08like oh
00:10:09lost it
00:10:11you all have three days
00:10:13in three days time every name I put down in this notebook will pay dearly
00:10:20oh I've heard of this some Japanese anime shit death note right
00:10:26you think you can scare us by what writing our names in your notebook oh boy
00:10:32like I said you have three days
00:10:38hey hey hey hey did I say you could go anywhere
00:10:42did I I know I didn't
00:10:45kind of place do you think this is that you can just come and go like a little pac-man
00:10:50going around
00:10:50them to go where the fuck you want this is my house
00:10:54I incorporated this company it cost a lot and I pay a fucking annual fee you think you impress
00:11:00everyone your theatrics let me tell you something brokey all the courts and the cops in the world
00:11:08couldn't pin your sister's little accident on me now I love to see her
00:11:16so why don't you get that little diary and take it back to target or wherever the
00:11:22fuck you got it from before you embarrass yourself okay this time I'll use this
00:11:35oh
00:11:38what the
00:12:04is that a fake grenade
00:12:05they're fucking psycho
00:12:08what the
00:12:09fuck you're fucking with me where did you get a confetti grenade
00:12:13break this clown's legs and throw them out of here
00:12:17oh
00:12:25oh
00:12:26oh
00:12:29oh
00:12:29oh
00:12:41oh
00:12:49what do you want you're not about the law you touch me I will have you thrown away in jail
00:12:53forever
00:12:55the court found you innocent
00:12:58if it were up to me you'd get the death penalty
00:13:06if I wanted your life I can take it anytime three days remember that
00:13:14hey you mother fucker you got some fucking nerve
00:13:20who the hell is that guy how did he get his hands on a grenade shouldn't we call the cops
00:13:25cops you think some patrol cop with a handgun can handle some fucking psycho who just brought in a grenade
00:13:34no no no no he wants to play he can learn to play with the big league everyone I've actually
00:13:40just
00:13:40received word that the new director of the FBI will be taking office tomorrow
00:13:45of course I will be in attendance of that swearing in ceremony
00:13:51this Harrison
00:13:53fuck stick he thinks he can just you know beat
00:13:56he can just fight some people off and he's untouchable no no in this country
00:14:04the only true weapon is power so I swear to you on behalf of ET technologies
00:14:09that I will ensure the new director of the FBI knows about this unrelenting
00:14:16danger to society who is military trained a massive danger to public safety and private property
00:14:23the authorities need to know that criminal belongs in prison
00:14:28Harrison what did you do I heard explosions and screaming you don't think we have enough to deal with
00:14:35it's handled it was just a minor setback
00:14:41handled how with your fists is that still your solution to everything even after three years
00:14:47how do you even start using your head real power to solve problems
00:14:54we need to talk come home now I need to do something why don't you go home first
00:15:03fine see yourself it's not like I haven't made it through three years alone
00:15:09I guess I could just wait a little bit longer
00:15:19I don't know what's going on
00:15:20sir there's something I don't quite understand
00:15:23we could arrest and bankrupt Carter by tomorrow morning
00:15:27and do permanent damage to his name why give him three days it's unlike you sir
00:15:33marina do you know why cats like to hunt for mice
00:15:36to kill them sir no
00:15:40cats aren't that hungry it's rare that they actually eat the mice
00:15:44they catch them let them go let them run catch them again release them again
00:15:51until the mouse is exhausted and scared shitless
00:15:54I see sir Carter is the mouse or a rat make him use every scent he's got every connection
00:16:03he has to try to save himself and just when he thinks he's done it when he believes he'll win
00:16:08that's when we will win let him watch it all fall apart
00:16:12you can't let him off without him
00:16:15and when that moment comes he'll regret what he did to Eleanor
00:16:19but it'll be too fucking late
00:16:26oh one more thing sir
00:16:28this just came in from DC you've just been named the new director of the FBI congratulations sir
00:16:36tell the mom i'm not interested
00:16:37right well i'm afraid they've already made up their minds the message has been signed and sealed
00:16:43so you'll be receiving your invitation to the swearing in shortly
00:16:48fine
00:16:51change of plans take me home
00:16:55i need to talk to my wife
00:17:14yes ma'am
00:17:17oh it's really you
00:17:20oh
00:17:21oh
00:17:21you're home
00:17:25yes ma'am
00:17:26i'm home
00:17:27and in one piece
00:17:29come in
00:17:36well well well
00:17:38if it isn't my favorite deadbeat son-in-law to what do we owe the pleasure
00:17:44come on Arthur the boy's just gotten home
00:17:47maggie why don't you go check on our daughter Harrison and i need to talk man to man
00:18:01so
00:18:04lottie came back crying today what was that all about
00:18:07just a misunderstanding that's all
00:18:09a misunderstanding everything's just a misunderstanding with you isn't it
00:18:14and what about your sister Eleanor's company are they through with you too
00:18:20yes
00:18:22how about that
00:18:26Lottie stay here
00:18:30Harrison's right dad it was just a
00:18:34misunderstanding i guess sometimes it is what it is no need for excuses
00:18:40did you hear what Lottie just said you disappear for three years and now you show up with nothing
00:18:45not so much as one word of explanation what makes you think you still deserve Lottie
00:18:53come on dad it it doesn't even matter anymore i'm gonna get the company back
00:18:58as for the current job situation i do have an interesting offer oh really what's that you're
00:19:05gonna be a checker at walmart you're gonna work down at the warehouse gonna be an amazon
00:19:09guy huh look at her look at my daughter do you know that men would kill to have a wife
00:19:17that
00:19:17beautiful more beautiful than the models on tv but you you what is wrong with you you disappear
00:19:24for three years and left her here wasting the best years of her life that enough no i gave you
00:19:31my
00:19:31blessing because i saw how your sister ran the family company i thought now there is a family i could
00:19:36respect i could trust a good match for our lottie then eleanor killed herself and you got the bright
00:19:42idea to run off and join the army and now you show up three years later with nothing nothing
00:19:50you can't even avenge your dead sister so i want you to ask yourself do you really feel like you
00:19:56deserve lottie arthur enough no welcome back to the real world harrison i don't make the rules
00:20:04i want lottie to divorce you immediately ken stop
00:20:12fine for lottie i will give you one chance you have six months and that's all you get
00:20:20if you can land yourself a respectable position somewhere or make yourself a million dollars on
00:20:26your own you can still show your face in my house otherwise lottie's gonna divorce you understood
00:20:35now lottie since you're here why don't you join us for a dinner we're hosting it's a family affair
00:20:40why tonight well we've just been informed that there's a new director of the fbi and the guys are
00:20:46coming over to discuss the swearing in ceremony we think there might be an opportunity to meet some
00:20:52of the major players
00:20:56leave the stakes alone
00:21:00thank you
00:21:03you know what my dad said was a lot but i mean he's not wrong about us besides it's not
00:21:12like there's
00:21:12much of an us anymore anyway look the truth is i did get assigned a job when i was discharged
00:21:22a job assignment harrison not this again please can we just in six months can you just find something
00:21:30respectable a measly million besides you don't even own a decent suit
00:21:37no you don't understand the job it's it's better than you think trust me trust you
00:21:44harrison look at yourself you don't even own anything besides the clothes on your own back
00:21:48i mean what would you be able to provide
00:21:52harrison i need someone who can handle real life someone who has his feet on the ground talk is cheap
00:21:59you
00:22:16so he says riveting
00:22:17so arthur who is this new help
00:22:29no uncle doug that's harrison
00:22:34harrison body's husband i've heard about you
00:22:39prodigal son returns
00:22:43military life must be exhausting but i guess you're not worried right thanks to et technologies
00:22:55sweetheart let's
00:22:57don't talk like that we know that et technology belongs to mr bankston
00:23:02you don't want to embarrass our boy harrison here now do we oh dear how could i forget
00:23:10it's okay harrison even though you're up and lost your company uncle doug's got your back
00:23:21yeah you're not going to start you you could work for me
00:23:26i was a janitor
00:23:29how does that sound that's a that's an easy job you can handle that
00:23:37all right doggy let's just uh let's just lay off huh he's family let's not cross the line
00:23:44crash the line
00:23:48oh that must be rob
00:23:57you know our son was in the army too and the fbi recruited him as soon as he was discharged
00:24:05that's right you see it's possible to have a successful career after the army after all
00:24:13sorry everyone i had to work late at the bureau you know how it is come sit next to mommy
00:24:18harrison
00:24:21would you mind
00:24:30yeah harrison why don't you why don't you go grab that chair all right never ever sit down and rest
00:24:35his
00:24:35rest his legs
00:24:43attaboy
00:24:52mom i'm gonna sit there and just take it don't you have any dignity
00:24:56mommy it's not worth it not worth it my family and i aren't worth standing up for
00:25:04carrison if you were really someone important do you really think my family and i would be the
00:25:07laughing stuff because of you you know it would have been a lot better if you would never come back
00:25:17i made my peace with it three years ago losing you that that was easier than having some coward for
00:25:26a
00:25:26husband
00:25:29those three years i waited for you like an idiot i kept telling myself you know what
00:25:36maybe harrison has a really good reason for all this maybe one day this will all finally make some
00:25:42sense and what do i end up with a delusional coward
00:25:50listen to me i have something important to tell you okay
00:25:54earlier when your father was talking about the new director of the fbi
00:25:59that's me
00:26:08harrison that guy runs the entire bureau he's not some washed up soldier who can't even get his life
00:26:15together
00:26:16body i'm telling you the truth the president himself appointed me stop okay enough i
00:26:25you're beyond you disgust me they're gonna be here any minute who your underlings
00:26:33you could call them that they're coming to bring me the invitation to my swearing in
00:26:37oh i can't believe this i really thought that you would come around and come to your senses such an
00:26:47idiot
00:26:49we're done here
00:26:55so robert you're in the fbi now what can you tell us about this new director of yours what's he
00:27:01like
00:27:02how can we prepare for the reception uncle art i honestly couldn't tell you he's a complete mystery
00:27:08nobody knows anything about him the only thing i know is that he's retired from the special forces
00:27:14a very intense and unpredictable man unpredictable huh damn i wanted to get him a nice gift don't worry
00:27:24uncle art i'll do some digging get that intel for you i wouldn't worry about getting him a gift
00:27:33what do you know about the bureau just a suggestion a suggestion
00:27:40soldier boy are you even invited to that yes i am well where's your invitation i don't know if you're
00:27:50aware but this is a very exclusive event you can't even get past security without an invitation
00:27:56well i don't have them yet but they should be here soon
00:28:02they should be delivered pretty soon
00:28:09how'd you guys hear that harrison my guy you had one too many concussions while you're on tour
00:28:16yikes oh that's just unfortunate yeah come on harrison you don't know what you're talking about
00:28:27look at this you guys are here robert
00:28:34you guys are here
00:28:48by joint order of the white house and fbi headquarters i've been directed to offer you an exclusive
00:28:54invitation
00:29:00for the inaugural reception of the newly appointed director of the federal bureau of investigation
00:29:14you see the right
00:29:20thank you for your service sir
00:29:21i still think i was lying harrison harrison this was for you give me that
00:29:44no
00:29:45no way
00:29:46those soldier boys really this up look at you this invitation's not for you it's for my son robert
00:29:55right buddy so why don't you watch the ceremony tomorrow on tv like the civilian you are
00:30:04oh thank you for making this special delivery for my son harrison
00:30:09let's have a nice photo to commemorate the memorable occasion
00:30:19say cheese
00:30:34and if i were you i wouldn't be putting my hands on things that don't belong to me
00:30:39i doubt any of you will be getting into the reception tomorrow
00:30:51fucking clown i got the invitation now so you listen up looks like you clearly washed those fatigues into rags
00:31:00so i got an idea why don't you take those rags clean my shoes
00:31:10oh god
00:31:12then maybe i'll get you a little invitation to that party
00:31:18douglas that's enough that's not enough arthur
00:31:22you motherfucker stole from my son he pretended to be robert for god's sake so shut the
00:31:28fuck up it's enough from you that's not enough
00:31:33what do you have to say for yourself now soldier boy
00:31:38apparently i have no choice but to rescind the invitations for all three of you
00:31:43i have no choice but to be a good one
00:31:51rescind
00:31:53those are some big words from a big boy
00:31:57so what are you gonna do now you're gonna pull out that shitty little phone call
00:32:01little shitty lackeys of yours and take our names off that shitty guest list
00:32:09yes
00:32:11yes
00:32:26put douglas lee
00:32:28martha lee and robert lee from the guest list
00:32:47you're gonna have to get that head of yours checked sometime soon boy
00:32:52yeah you know no wonder you didn't get any further in three years in the army he's in the head
00:33:01how the hell did you not get yourself killed out there with those instincts
00:33:10go on laugh that's enough let's go lottie don't go come have a drink with uncle doug our fallen
00:33:27soldiers
00:33:28well this backyard's getting a little bit too crowded honey
00:33:30let's get out of here certainly it's let's go
00:33:38they already don't respect you harrison why would you embarrass yourself like that
00:33:43i wouldn't call it embarrassing myself what's mine is mine
00:33:46they can try but they can't take it from me oh my god you're unbelievable
00:33:57my three years in the army was long and depressing
00:34:05you know what i used to do to entertain myself what
00:34:11go to the circus made me feel good to see something ridiculous and absurd
00:34:18so you're saying uncle doug and robert are what clowns yes exactly
00:34:24and in two days time i'm gonna show you the best circus act in town
00:34:39a watch a tie a gift card no it's so hard to figure out what the new director would want
00:34:58to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do
00:35:01to do to do to do to do to do to do
00:35:01six months harrison you better start acting right
00:35:04if you embarrass lottie again i will make sure she divorces you
00:35:08i don't need six months in three days time you'll see that you were wrong about me
00:35:17harrison just shut it
00:35:22arthur have you lost your mind you almost hurt lottie sorry sweetie i'm sorry i it's him it's him
00:35:30it's because of him it made me lose my temper here you see harrison see the mess you've made i'm
00:35:36sorry
00:35:37lottie i can't forgive myself for leaving alone all those years i really can't forgive myself for
00:35:42immediately if i'd only come back sooner she'd she'd still be here and you wouldn't have had to go
00:35:52through all that on your own lottie i promise you i'm not gonna let you suffer anymore
00:36:00i swear on my life
00:36:03well that's very nice harrison but lottie's gonna need a lot more than just some empty words
00:36:10sorry harrison i don't trust you anymore
00:36:17dad did you um figure out a gift idea for the new director of the fbi
00:36:23no we haven't we just don't know anything about his background his likes or dislikes we get him a
00:36:31cheap gift we look disingenuous if we spend too much we'll look excessive or opportunistic
00:36:38perhaps i can help
00:36:40a gift
00:36:48please harrison now is not the time for one of your jokes
00:36:53oh gosh it is so hard to figure out what to get for someone like that especially a new director
00:36:58no
00:36:58one knows anything about all right harrison what did you have in mind all right but if it's going to
00:37:04be
00:37:04something ridiculous then don't even bother well i don't think it matters how expensive or cheap the
00:37:12gift is it's the thought that matters
00:37:17what does that even mean how are we supposed to gift someone thought
00:37:27well we know the new director was a member of the special forces
00:37:31for a true soldier luxury items like cars watches whatever don't really mean much
00:37:37so what would mean something to a man like that
00:37:47oh god
00:37:50out there on the front lines provisions are tight even a sip of liquor can feel like a luxury for
00:37:55a
00:37:55soldier especially whiskey that's what a soldier truly loves and craves
00:38:05no absolutely not he's not a grunt desperate for cheap liquor he's a man of status
00:38:13in the trenches everyone's the same you can all sleep in the same cramped quarters eat the same shitty
00:38:20rations drink the same liquor status doesn't mean anything well that does make sense what is even
00:38:28the point of all of this we haven't even received any invites well four invitations are going to be
00:38:36delivered for us tomorrow maggie we can all go together
00:38:43what are you talking about you think these invites are going to magically appear just because you
00:38:49said so yes we will get it and if we don't you can hand me the divorce papers on the
00:38:55spot
00:38:58what harrison you can't just say something like that maggie don't worry trust me
00:39:06do you really mean it harrison yes we're gonna be okay
00:39:15all right remember what you said harrison
00:39:27if you fuck up you'll never see lotty again
00:39:51let's not be late sir at your swearing in ceremony
00:39:56change of plans marina i want you to go to the reception in my place
00:40:01sir now is not a time for jokes i couldn't possibly do that
00:40:08are you disobeying orders soldier
00:40:12no sir good
00:40:15also i need you to get me four tickets to the reception tonight
00:40:18i'm gonna bring the missus and the in-laws for a little show
00:40:24sir pardon me for asking i'm really trying to understand
00:40:27you're the new director of the fbi and you want me to attend in your place and give you
00:40:34marina do you remember what i said to you about cats hunting mice
00:40:37yes it's about enjoying the process it's about enjoying the process understood sir
00:40:51you
00:40:54you
00:40:54you
00:40:54you
00:40:54you
00:41:12you
00:41:13you
00:41:13Harrison, are you sure about this?
00:41:15Oh, it's the security.
00:41:17I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:41:18Trust me.
00:41:23I hope you know what you're talking about this time.
00:41:26You embarrass us again.
00:41:27You're going to regret it.
00:41:28Arthur, I would never joke about something like this.
00:41:32Not when it comes to Lottie.
00:41:44Look who it is.
00:41:56Isn't that our soldier boy who had a whole speech about rescinding our invitation?
00:42:09Let me guess.
00:42:10Trying to sneak in without invites?
00:42:13For the free dinner?
00:42:18Couldn't even find a cheap suit to try to blend in with the creme de la creme.
00:42:26I'm sorry.
00:42:27I'm going to have to ask the three of you to vacate the premises immediately.
00:42:30Their names are on the do not admit list.
00:42:39That's got to be a mistake.
00:42:40Check the list again.
00:42:42If I were you, I'd check that list again, young man.
00:42:45Trust me.
00:42:46You don't want to piss us off.
00:42:47I'm sorry.
00:42:48Was that a threat, ma'am?
00:42:50Hold up.
00:42:51I'm a special agent in charge at the Bureau.
00:42:54Let us in immediately.
00:42:56That's an order.
00:42:59Back up.
00:43:04No one on the do not admit list is being let in.
00:43:08This is your last warning.
00:43:14Pardon us.
00:43:15We're late for the party.
00:43:17Would you mind stepping aside?
00:43:20Step aside, asshole.
00:43:21We're just clearing something up here.
00:43:23A little mix-up.
00:43:25Mix-up?
00:43:26I don't think so.
00:43:27Well, I told you.
00:43:28Your invites were rescinded.
00:43:31Harrison did say he is rescinding their invites.
00:43:34And now they're on the do not admit.
00:43:36Maybe it's just a coincidence.
00:43:38Or he really has something we don't know about.
00:43:42You hate these fuckers who screw with us?
00:44:02Well, that was inconvenient.
00:44:12How the fuck are you going to get in without any invites?
00:44:16Get off on humiliation.
00:44:18Is that it?
00:44:27How is this possible?
00:44:29Where did you get these?
00:44:30Well, this is an exclusive event.
00:44:32And we were invited.
00:44:33Is that clear enough for you?
00:44:35So what if you have these?
00:44:36A new director is not going to be pleased when he sees you in there.
00:44:39Yeah.
00:44:40Even if you could walk in there, you'll just be a fly on the wall.
00:44:44Well, I'll tell you what.
00:44:46I'll take some new pictures with the director when I get in there.
00:44:49And I'll send them to you.
00:44:50Until then, why don't you go home and watch it on TV?
00:45:03Harrison actually got the invitations?
00:45:06Are they telling the truth all along?
00:45:14Francis Racer.
00:45:22Are you all right?
00:45:24Get out of my way.
00:45:26Mr. Bankston.
00:45:29That was Lee.
00:45:30My son, Robert.
00:45:31He's a special agent in charge.
00:45:35Yeah.
00:45:36I know you.
00:45:37Dead Eleanor's deadweight family.
00:45:41What are you all doing out here?
00:45:43Oh, Mr. Bankston.
00:45:44He won't let us in.
00:45:46It's that Harrison.
00:45:47He messed with our invites.
00:45:50I think he bribed those agents.
00:45:52That's right, sir.
00:45:53Please, you have to help us.
00:45:54We can't let that asshole think he won.
00:45:56Can we go in with you?
00:45:59Why not?
00:46:01I've got some scores to settle with Harrison, too.
00:46:03Good.
00:46:04Good.
00:46:21Well, maybe you're not as bad as I thought.
00:46:25This is only the beginning.
00:46:30In two days, they'll pay for what they did.
00:46:35And you'll understand everything.
00:46:39Well, Harrison, I'm impressed.
00:46:41You got us the invites and didn't embarrass us at the door.
00:46:45Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
00:46:49Oh, Arthur.
00:46:50Give the boy some credit.
00:46:54I'm not as bad as you think, sir.
00:46:58There you are, you asshole.
00:47:00I don't know how you got those invites, but you don't belong here.
00:47:05Aren't these the hooligans that were turned away by security?
00:47:10Piece of shit.
00:47:12You really think you could keep us from coming in here after you paid off those fucking agents?
00:47:18Carter banked on himself.
00:47:19Well, CEO of E.T. Technology personally brought us in here with him.
00:47:24You don't stand a chance, asshole.
00:47:27That's right, asshole.
00:47:29It doesn't matter if you had those invites or not.
00:47:31If the new director doesn't give a shit that you're here.
00:47:42Carter.
00:47:43It seems like you've broken the rules here.
00:47:48So, what are you going to do?
00:47:50Scare me with your toy grenade again?
00:48:02You know, I've got quite the gift with the new FBI director tonight.
00:48:09So, as soon as I get him on my side, I'm going to make sure you end up exactly like...
00:48:30You have two days.
00:48:35Two days?
00:48:36What the fuck?
00:48:38You'll be lucky if you walk out of this place alive.
00:48:40Sir, he's a...
00:48:42He's nobody.
00:48:43Let's go.
00:48:44The event's starting.
00:48:45Yeah, he's nothing.
00:48:47Let's go congratulate the new director.
00:48:49You'll never be one of us.
00:48:52That's just how it is.
00:48:55Enjoy your last ever party.
00:48:58Asshole.
00:49:04Harrison.
00:49:05What if Carter wins over the director with his extravagant gifts?
00:49:08Once Carter gets him in his pocket, I...
00:49:11I worry they'll come after you.
00:49:15What are you going to do, Harrison?
00:49:20I am going to sit back and enjoy the show.
00:49:29Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming the new director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
00:49:36Thank you so much for joining me in welcoming the new director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation tonight.
00:50:13Didn't you say you were the new director?
00:50:15Who is she?
00:50:17She's like, uh, my understudy.
00:50:20That is not funny.
00:50:22Harrison.
00:50:24Don't need the director to hear your nonsense.
00:50:46Actually, I am not the new director of the FBI.
00:50:51I just work for him.
00:50:56What?
00:50:57What?
00:51:04Oh, my God.
00:51:06So she really is the understudy?
00:51:10Harrison, how did you know?
00:51:12Because I'm the new director of the FBI, sir.
00:51:17That concludes the ceremony.
00:51:19Everybody enjoy your name.
00:51:21Wait!
00:51:22Miss Miller!
00:51:23Uh, ma'am.
00:51:25Just a little token of my admiration.
00:51:27If you don't mind passing it on to the new director.
00:51:52What was I thinking?
00:51:54Why did I listen to Harrison's advice?
00:51:57Great.
00:51:58We're so underprepared.
00:51:59It's over.
00:52:00Look at your bright idea.
00:52:02Regular whiskey?
00:52:03We're gonna look insane.
00:52:05Lottie, I know what I'm doing.
00:52:06The director's gonna love it.
00:52:08This is better than all the other gifts combined.
00:52:19The audacity to insult the new director with a gift like that.
00:52:24That's just crazy.
00:52:29Couldn't wait to dig your own grave, huh?
00:52:33Hungry for some bullets for dinner?
00:52:35You better start running before the new director blows your head off.
00:52:43Close my head off.
00:52:45Well, who knows?
00:52:46Maybe you'll be the one losing yours tonight.
00:52:54Showtime.
00:53:00There goes Soulja Boy with his special little gift.
00:53:03Let me guess.
00:53:04Some tighty-whities you couldn't bear to throw out.
00:53:13For the new director.
00:53:14From Mrs. Braverman and the Lee family.
00:53:24She's a bottle of whiskey.
00:53:26Shame on you.
00:53:34How dare you insult the new director.
00:53:49How dare you insult the new director.
00:53:51Is he serious?
00:53:52A bottle of cheap whiskey is a gift?
00:53:54Oh boy.
00:53:56Even some simple flowers would be more appropriate.
00:53:59My, my.
00:54:01I knew they had neither taste nor class.
00:54:04But I could have never imagined something this outrageous.
00:54:08If I were you,
00:54:09I wouldn't be mocking the new director's favorite gift.
00:54:12Favorite?
00:54:12Quit flattering yourself.
00:54:15Maybe his favorite joke of all time if you're lucky.
00:54:19Nicely done.
00:54:21Miss Miller.
00:54:23It is my pleasure.
00:54:24And I do hope this silly little number hasn't ruined your evening.
00:54:29Please allow me to present.
00:54:3320% of stock options in E.T. Technologies for the new director.
00:54:40For the new director.
00:54:43New mansion in Cal Ram.
00:54:45Excellent location, if I should say so myself.
00:54:48And all new furnishings.
00:54:53Carter Douglas.
00:54:54Do you really think parading around your extravagant gifts is going to get you some kind of respect?
00:54:59A little pathetic if you ask me.
00:55:02Speak for yourself.
00:55:05Ma'am.
00:55:06I think you should know that this is a lowlife who actually broke into our company recently with a grenade.
00:55:12That's right.
00:55:13He's a dangerous, violent criminal and he should be locked up.
00:55:18No ma'am.
00:55:19He's lying.
00:55:20He,
00:55:22He caused Harrison's sister Eleanor to kill herself.
00:55:24Please, just don't listen to him.
00:55:27Lottie, don't worry about Carter.
00:55:29In two minutes, he's going to regret saying a word.
00:55:34Lottie, let's go.
00:55:35There's no use trying to talk any sense into Harrison.
00:55:38What do you think you are?
00:55:40Fighting off more than you can chew?
00:55:42I'm sure very soon you are going to be hearing from the FBI.
00:55:49Carter?
00:55:50Yes.
00:55:54We're getting a little bold, aren't we?
00:55:57Barking orders.
00:55:58Speaking on behalf of the FBI when I'm still here.
00:56:02I'm so sorry.
00:56:03I don't, I don't know what's, I don't know what got into it.
00:56:07Please forgive me.
00:56:13I have no use for these rotten gifts that stink of corruption.
00:56:23However,
00:56:27this will be treasured by the new director and me.
00:56:40That's a little declassified intel for everyone.
00:56:43This is the director's favorite brand of whiskey and mine.
00:56:49You're messing.
00:56:51You're messing with us all, right?
00:56:53That's a very cheap bottle of whiskey.
00:56:58Little sister, rich boys like you will never understand.
00:57:05That a soldier does not care about how cheap liquor is when he is fighting for his country,
00:57:11when he is putting his life on the line.
00:57:14And this particular bottle was our favorite, as dear to us as the men in the trenches and the women
00:57:22we were out there fighting for.
00:57:29Of all the gifts,
00:57:31this is the only one that understands the heart and the mind of a true soldier.
00:57:38He is the only guest who understands what the director cares about.
00:57:46Harrison, how did you know?
00:57:48I have to say, I'm impressed.
00:57:51See, I didn't screw it up this time.
00:57:54But the show is just getting started.
00:57:59Douglas,
00:58:00I understand that the mansions in Calorama are going for three, four million dollars at the very least.
00:58:08Yes, only the best for the new director, ma'am.
00:58:11Right.
00:58:12And would you share with us how much you make a year?
00:58:19Around 300,000 bonuses.
00:58:24So you're telling me that you make under $400,000 in your position,
00:58:30and yet you found $4,000,000 to spend on a mansion as a gift?
00:58:35Sounds to me like you've got some explaining to do.
00:58:40Well, I'm waiting, Doug.
00:58:48I'm sure you'll explain yourself better at the beer.
00:58:51What are you doing?
00:58:53What?
00:58:53Ma'am, ma'am, please, let me.
00:58:54I regret what I did.
00:58:56I do.
00:58:57Please, let me go.
00:59:00Please, let me go.
00:59:01Miss Miller, please.
00:59:03Give him another chance.
00:59:04It was just a mistake.
00:59:05Ma'am, I swear the money is clean.
00:59:07It's our family's savings.
00:59:08I swear on my own position at the bureau.
00:59:10Oh, well, you should go with him.
00:59:12I'm sure you'll explain yourself well to the disciplinary committee there.
00:59:18What?
00:59:19What's happening right now?
00:59:21Hey, get your hands off.
00:59:27Dougie!
00:59:28I'll be hooked.
00:59:30Thank you, Harrison, for helping my dad come up with a gift.
00:59:38If it weren't for you, we would have been serious trouble.
00:59:42Thank you, Harrison.
00:59:44I'm sorry.
00:59:45I was wrong about you.
00:59:47Shh.
00:59:48The show's just getting good.
00:59:53Do you know what you've done?
00:59:56You might as well have kicked the director in the face when you dropped that bottle.
01:00:01That was quite an insult.
01:00:04I'm very sorry.
01:00:05I didn't...
01:00:07I just thought it wasn't a gift fit for the new director.
01:00:12Very bold.
01:00:14I overstepped.
01:00:16Okay.
01:00:16Please, just give me a chance to make things right.
01:00:24I'll give you a chance
01:00:26to ask the guest who brought the gift for his forgiveness.
01:00:32Yes, of course.
01:00:37Please, forgive me.
01:00:39Oh, Carter.
01:00:41I can probably forgive you.
01:00:43You're going to have to make a little announcement first.
01:00:45About what?
01:00:47I want you to say, right here in front of all these people,
01:00:51I am a criminal.
01:00:53I stole a company that doesn't belong to me.
01:00:57Say it.
01:01:00Three times.
01:01:03Once you've done that,
01:01:04then maybe we can move on.
01:01:10you are out of your mind i'm a simple man carter you're digging your own grave empty
01:01:16threats carter it's your choice you can do what i say or get your brains blown out by
01:01:23miss miller here it's a tough choice i know
01:01:30i am a criminal i stole a company that does not belong to me
01:01:39i am a criminal i stole a company that doesn't belong to me i'm the criminal i stole a company
01:01:45that doesn't belong to me see ellie this is only the first part of my revenge i'll make him pay
01:01:51for
01:01:51all he did to you ma'am i have done what you asked can i please go now didn't you
01:01:58hear what i told you
01:02:01i said you need to make the guess that you insulted forgive me yes i heard you i will ask
01:02:08for forgiveness just don't shoot me i am sorry for stealing eleanor's company from her please
01:02:16forgive me
01:02:17eleanor begged you she trusted you does that mean nothing to you
01:02:25that was for ellie you remember that this is just the beginning i'm gonna take everything from you
01:02:31that you took from her
01:02:41dad did you see harrison he really handed it to that jerk
01:02:45right mom
01:02:47i knew he wouldn't let us down
01:02:49and i am never wrong
01:02:52yep thank god for harrison who wouldn't have survived today without him
01:02:56well sir seems like everything's been taken care of here would you like a photo with your family
01:03:01to commemorate this moment great idea marina
01:03:07what a surprise harrison i can't believe it
01:03:11i told you this is just the beginning i promise you i want to make it up to you
01:03:19all right lovebirds stealing my thunder come on
01:03:29excuse me miss would you mind taking a photo for us
01:03:33that's bold harrison just because you're on miss miller's good side now
01:03:40unfortunately i have better things to do
01:03:42ma'am i am right here
01:03:44oh miss miller i'm i'm didn't mean to offend you
01:03:48then take out your phone and take a photo for us
01:03:57say cheese
01:04:00cheese
01:04:04ladies and gentlemen i hope you enjoyed your evening despite some minor hiccups
01:04:08we'll be closing the space soon i hope you enjoy your evening
01:04:18well nicely done son
01:04:21i owe you this much sir as your son-in-law
01:04:24yes you are
01:04:26now come on let's go home and celebrate
01:04:34sir now that harrison has marina support maybe we should just lay low for a little bit
01:04:41lay low he humiliated me in front of everyone he has to pay
01:04:49yeah it's me i want you to look into this harrison graverman get me everything you can find on him
01:04:59so what can i do for you mr bankston i'm not mistaken
01:05:03you're a close college friend of lottie's right that's right sir
01:05:10her asshole of a husband set me up and humiliated me in front of everyone at an important event
01:05:17you know now that his younger sister elinor is no longer with us his nearest and dearest is none other
01:05:26than
01:05:34i want you to get her alone and bring her to me and then i'm going to make her dig
01:05:42up eleanor's remains right in front of harrison
01:05:45there's not a god damn thing he can do about it
01:05:48uh great plan sir
01:05:51but uh lottie and i haven't spoken in a long time i could ask her out but she might not
01:05:59you don't need to ask her she'll be asking you sir if i'm not mistaken your company is behind the
01:06:07redevelopment of the cemetery by the river yeah but what does that have to do so eleanor's body
01:06:13is buried there in fact tomorrow is the anniversary of her death so they'll be wanting to pay her a
01:06:20visit
01:06:21but we're demolishing the cemetery tomorrow therefore you'll be hearing from her very soon
01:06:27to not disturb eleanor's resting place understood sir i'll plan according
01:06:47to harrison thank you for all you've done for us i'm just happy to be home
01:06:55now isn't tomorrow the anniversary of eleanor's passing maybe we should all go pay her a visit together
01:07:01i'd like that thank you they're still demolishing that cemetery right with all the eminent domain
01:07:07stuff i'm terrible don't worry mom i i figured it out remember blake from college his company is in
01:07:16charge of the demolition i'm gonna talk to him tomorrow and see if he'll change his plans in fact
01:07:22i'm gonna call him right now lottie are you sure you don't want me to i've got this harrison
01:07:35it's been so long yeah since we graduated right
01:07:43so what's why i lose pleasure well like i i actually have a favor to ask
01:07:52if i'm not mistaken your company is doing the redevelopment project on the cemetery by the river
01:07:57right that's right is there any way you might be able to rethink the project
01:08:04if i can be frank i heard that the project's gonna come down with one million and i'm happy to
01:08:10just
01:08:10cover that amount ah i see the family buried there
01:08:29the project scrapper you're gonna have to talk to fitz down the city government between you and i
01:08:34he is a difficult fellow well whatever you think i need to do i'm happy to oblige
01:08:53look lottie here's the thing you and i were such good friends in college right
01:09:03but you didn't even invite me to your wedding how about how about this enjoy this glass of wine
01:09:11with me and we'll put it all behind us and i'll talk to fitz how's that sound
01:09:20yeah beth sounds good to me cheers
01:09:36all right um you happy
01:09:48jeez lottie when did you become such a lightweight
01:09:52what did you put in my drink blake come on don't pin it on me it was just a glass
01:09:58of wine
01:10:00she's all yours sir
01:10:03blake when did you start working for this monster
01:10:11i'd shut up if i were you
01:10:30get off of me such a shame got quite the figure mrs braverman too bad i'm in a hurry
01:10:39let me go i'm telling you if harrison finds out about this he'll kill you oh my don't worry sweetheart
01:10:50i'll get you to your useless husband soon enough
01:10:54let him rescue his damsel in distress blake call her parents tell them to come to the cemetery
01:11:01i want to see that entire despicable family
01:11:06begging yes sir
01:11:14i found the 10 people at et tech responsible for the takeover they betrayed you
01:11:21sir my team has been monitoring the et shareholders closely we just received confirmation from city
01:11:26government that they've canceled the demolition fitz will be coming by to pay his respects
01:11:42i'll be here in a few more minutes
01:11:42i want her to think she's the one who solved it she's talking to blake about it today
01:11:46yes sir and keep an eye on carter i don't want him to try anything on ellie's anniversary i'm going
01:11:51out i'll be here a few more minutes
01:12:02sir what i'm sorry sir i shouldn't be what is it spit it out it's lotty she's been kidnapped by
01:12:12blake
01:12:13and carter carter fuck i knew i was too easy on him alert everyone
01:12:21we need all hands on deck and that's an order from the director of the fbi yes sir
01:12:35what are you doing have you lost your mind oh don't worry you will find out what i'm doing soon
01:12:42enough that's actually why i called you so you could come and see it for yourself i said do something
01:12:49what is happening what is happening are you still counting on this asshole this guy hasn't said a
01:12:54goddamn thing since i brought lottie here what scared no just planning how i'm going to take you out
01:13:05once and for all oh i'm so scared
01:13:15now lottie i'd like you to dig and i want you to keep on digging until you dig deep down
01:13:22and find
01:13:23eleanor's decaying body no not doing that yeah well it's really not up to you at this point
01:13:33step away carter or you'll pay with your life
01:13:38oh how scary you know we're just following official orders the site is up for demolition eminent domain
01:13:49what if i told you that fitz was scrapping the project he's on his way here right now to pay
01:13:54his
01:13:54respects right when pigs fly you got insane you know i actually did some digging on you harrison
01:14:05and it turns out you're nothing but an ordinary low-level soldier boy you're actually very lucky that
01:14:12you were somehow able to get marina miller you're swearing in whatever the that was so what are you
01:14:20so uh body dig
01:14:26no no okay well why don't i just shoot you then
01:14:32get away from her get away from her i'll i'll kill you connor
01:14:36there's it i can't don't move or i will pull this fucking trigger
01:14:44why don't you just start digging lottie you're stalling the demolition process mr fitz
01:14:53mr fitz is here
01:14:57sir we're just about to get started about to start digging up the first grave
01:15:18you can save it at this point it won't change anything for him or carter
01:15:31no it's not possible you're not mr fitz
01:15:37i got it you've hired an actor to come here and impersonate him
01:15:44you've lost your goddamn mind look let me tell you something mr fitz approved this demolition
01:15:50so why on earth would he change his mind
01:15:56uh sir that is mr fitz i've worked with them for eight years
01:16:04that's him for sure no way let's go over
01:16:10we're gonna regret it
01:16:12i'll quit with the empty threats you moron the only person going to be regretting things is you
01:16:18don't do this don't do this carter please
01:16:23please no she didn't do anything no she didn't do it
01:16:28but lottie is the one person harrison loves more than anyone so if she suffers
01:16:37harrison suffers don't worry lottie he's not gonna hurt you
01:16:45you're acting all tough well let's see if it changes when i set her on fire
01:17:07are you out of your mind this is murder poor little eleanor must be pretty lonely down there
01:17:12it'd be really nice to lottie just join her stop right now carter you're a dead man walking
01:17:21i love you harrison we'll get through this too bad that's never gonna happen harrison i told you i
01:17:27was always going to win leave my wife out of this you pathetic that's all you got well i guess
01:17:35it's
01:17:35time for you to say goodbye
01:17:38why
01:18:03fuck
01:18:07you took elinor's company away from her through illegal dealing committed manslaughter by coercing
01:18:12suicide kidnapped and attempted murder the director of the fbi
01:18:20i'm ordering your arrest director of the fbi
01:18:28i'm gonna die
01:18:29don't fucking wait nothing in this world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious
01:18:35stupid
01:18:46that's what the hell was all that are you really the new director of the fbi
01:18:55i can't believe it i tried to tell you but you wouldn't believe me
01:19:07this is a report of the investigation of all the illegal activity of carter bankston and the et tech execs
01:19:22i'm so sorry general i didn't know this was your sister's family so it's okay it's not your fault
01:19:41i see you
01:19:42hey ellie
01:19:43it's me
01:19:47brought your favorite flowers
01:19:52I miss you so much.
01:19:57But I swear to you, every person who did you wrong is facing justice.
01:20:04I did it, Ellie.
01:20:07I did it.
01:20:20I don't know what's up here.
01:20:22Anyway.
01:20:43Happy birthday, Ellie.
01:20:45Thank you, Harrison.
01:20:55I know things have been really hard for you lately.
01:20:58I'm so sorry for all you've had to go through.
01:21:01But I promise I'll make it up to you.
01:21:04I'm going to be a good husband and a good father.
01:21:10Harrison, I'm just happy you're here.
01:21:14You and her baby.
01:21:16And I got E.T. Technologies back.
01:21:19The shares are ours now.
01:21:23Eleanor worked so hard for that company her whole life.
01:21:27It's her gift to us.
01:21:32Who knows?
01:21:33Maybe our child will take up the mantle one day.
01:21:37What if my grandkid is more interested in being director of the FBI?
01:21:41What are you going to do then?
01:21:42I guess I'll be taking orders from my new boss soon.
01:21:50I guess I can do it.
01:21:55Let me go home.
01:21:58.
01:21:59Is that good?
01:22:06Let me go home.
01:22:12.
01:22:23so what's the plan sir surely this this cannot be it by the rush
01:22:34we're living we're living pretty cozy in here no a little vacation
01:22:42some time to lick our wounds
01:22:50man who knew harrison would become the director of the episode
01:22:55i'll admit i underestimated him
01:23:05well thank god you were wise enough to come up with that plan b sir
01:23:10that's right the little loophole i inserted into the stock transfer letter
01:23:16is going to cause more than a few headaches
01:23:22hear that harrison we're not finished yet
01:23:25not even close
01:23:28you
01:23:28you
01:23:29you
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