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My Dad is Poseidon (ENGL SUBT)
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00:14Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:35That's ok!
01:02Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire!
01:41Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired.
01:45Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:51Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else.
02:30Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:31My king!
02:33Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:39Sire!
02:44Sire!
02:45Sire!
02:50Sire!
02:52Sire!
02:53Sire!
02:54Sire!
02:54Sire!
02:55Sire!
02:55Sire!
02:55Sire!
02:57Sire!
02:58Sire!
02:59Sire!
03:00Sire!
03:00given me back
03:00now! Sire!
03:07Hey! Sire!
03:07The entire Abyssal
03:08Realm awaits your
03:08command. Lead us against Olympus! We beg
03:11you! Zeus' brain has
03:13probably been eaten out
03:14by Clomadia for years! I'm retired. I don't waste
03:16breath on crazy people.
03:25Ah… Screw power struggles. Rotting in
03:27bed,
03:28playing games is the
03:29real way to live!血-free power struggles.
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry, I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait, pointy ears.
03:52A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human, a total nerd.
04:02Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:15You're burning up down here, way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:21This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:48A lot more.
04:49Nobody, nobody but you.
04:56Don't stop.
04:57Harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora!
05:17I know you're in there.
05:18Nowhere left to run.
05:20Damn it.
05:20He tracked me.
05:34Leora.
05:36You're my fiancé.
05:37You belong with me.
05:39Come home.
05:40Get away!
05:41Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:51Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy.
06:05Real men don't need tricks.
06:07You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:15So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:27Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:32Can't push too hard yet.
06:36I won't kill him.
06:38But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously?
07:07Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who?
07:37Speak up, man.
07:38My ears are shot.
07:39Keep acting tough.
07:40Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:42Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide burr.
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-toppin' orcer?
08:14Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole.
08:27Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing.
08:36Heat's too low.
08:37Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:44Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh.
08:52Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:09We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:26I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:45There it is.
09:48There it is.
10:12That girl from five years ago, you came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad?
10:24You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:38Just keep Lily safe.
10:44Mommy.
10:44Mommy.
10:46Mommy.
10:46Mommy.
11:03It's too late, boss.
11:05Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:21Somebody help me.
11:35Give me a name, Leora.
11:37Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
12:07You're my fiancé.
12:08My property.
12:09You filthy whore.
12:11Spread your legs for some stray dog.
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:24No!
12:25Let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:39I got careless.
12:42Diving near a shipwreck.
12:44My fault.
12:45Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:48Someone did this to you.
12:53You're just a regular guy.
12:55Stay out of it.
12:57Boss?
12:58Soup's ready.
13:05If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:09She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe.
13:13Now drink.
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:25Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue?
13:28Golden apple sap?
13:30I studied this in grad's time.
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More.
13:39Try it.
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting Daddy.
14:01I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:21It's my first time meeting Daddy.
14:27What a lively little snack.
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:42Hey, you want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:46This guy's luck is insane.
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria.
15:02We've got a kid together now.
15:05I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:12Daddy, help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:20Lily's in trouble!
15:27I...
15:27I'm not tasty.
15:29My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:32Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl.
15:41Devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:51Oh, I-
16:02Whew...
16:03Huh oh...
16:06EeIt!
16:07Oh, that's me!
16:12Yeah!
16:20you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:27i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:57bitch
17:04jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:22you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure
17:29that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened it ran damn leoya your powers are badass you straight up scared the
17:48monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:25i'm
18:28the
18:30the
18:30the
18:31the
18:31the
18:31Oh my God!
18:59My leash!
19:02Have mercy!
19:03I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it!
19:05Please, spare my life!
19:07No problem.
19:08Thank you, my Lord!
19:09Thank you for your mercy!
19:10Try to remember that in your next life.
19:25Enjoying the show?
19:26No!
19:36My king!
19:37We had nothing to do with the Hydro, we swear!
19:39Listen to me.
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:47Now, get the fuck out of my sight!
19:49Yes!
19:50Yes, my leash!
20:03My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself.
20:17That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs, but Poseidon?
20:22Guy's long gone.
20:23Probably fish food in some trench.
20:26Right?
20:26Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:29Wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:43The world's the same as ever.
20:45The dead are louder than the living.
20:48Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:51Ami, asshole!
20:51No!
21:02Poseidon?
21:04Shhh!
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:15If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:22Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this.
21:31I'm not wasting it on you.
21:33I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am?
21:41Hades' ace.
21:42You crash my spot, you die here!
21:45You crash my spot, you die here!
22:08Little fish.
22:16Hades staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23Hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:31one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:55you're done get out in front of poseidon your ants
22:59i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord is this handling satisfactory
23:09i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:19understood i'll mobilize every team right now
23:21you have three days i'll be back
23:26everyone
23:27drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:31every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:36yes boss
23:43poseidon's back
23:44let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:56dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:59easy pickets let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:24a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:31who are you
24:33dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold
24:37or i drag your corpse back
24:39mommy
24:41who's the ugly goat man
24:43hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter
24:55don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding
25:14this forest is locked down
25:17surrender now
25:18i'll go with you
25:20on one condition
25:22let my daughter go
25:24no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:37kids mine
25:39you die
25:43you poisoned me
25:47my poison fog
25:49the more you fight
25:50the faster it rots you from the inside
25:53give up
25:54you've gone too far
25:56even if i die today
25:58i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded
26:04poisoned
26:05done
26:07the kid's coming with me
26:11don't touch her
26:12come at me
26:14feisty one
26:15dylan wants you dead
26:17but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face
26:29all mine now
26:34let my mommy go
26:35you bastard
26:43lilly
26:44lilly
26:45lilly
26:46get out of here
26:51serve me well
26:52and i might let her run
26:54a little longer
27:02lilly
27:23you touch my woman
27:25you're a dead man
27:32jack
27:34what the hell just happened
27:39you okay babe
27:40so you're the boyfriend
27:42too bad
27:43i'll snap every bone in your body
27:45with one hand
28:02jack
28:03keep lilly safe
28:04long as i'm here
28:06you don't lose
28:07shut up
28:08and go
28:08now
28:21if i pull this vine
28:22the whole cliff
28:23goes with us demon
28:26run all you want
28:27my pack tears you both apart
28:41no
28:42no
28:43no
28:46no
28:47no
28:47no
28:48no
28:56no
28:57no
29:19Daddy, don't leave mommy.
29:22I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:25Daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay.
29:28We're going back for her right now.
29:36Hand over the kid.
29:37I'll make your death quick.
29:47Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:59You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down?
30:11You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human.
30:17Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:22Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily.
30:42Lily, you can turn around now.
30:47Daddy?
30:48What happened to the bad guy?
30:51He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
31:03Don't move.
31:04Daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys.
31:06I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily.
31:16No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:24That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what?
31:33I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:46Damn, you take a hit well.
31:49Let's enjoy this body.
31:52Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal?
32:03You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming.
32:06Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
32:08No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:13Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:25Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:31You all want to come at once?
32:32Then die together.
32:34Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back?
32:49Where's Lily?
32:53Lily?
32:53Stay safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:01Her taste is trash.
33:03Beg now.
33:04And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:14You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:23Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine!
33:44I'll oblige!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking.
34:19Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:22This...
34:23can't be.
34:49Ancient Ekethra!
34:50The Coastal Legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing!
35:00He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:12Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me!
35:21Jack, stay behind me!
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:26Stop saying that, Jack!
35:27Look around!
35:28We're surrounded!
35:28We could actually die here!
35:36My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence...
36:00before the Lord of the Sea?
36:02Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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