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00:00:00My favorite.
00:00:02Not too much.
00:00:03My God.
00:00:07She holds a book in her hand.
00:00:11Pats it.
00:00:12It's this thing that she took from Constano back in the observatory.
00:00:18See, she looks and goes,
00:00:20Laughter.
00:00:22Family.
00:00:24You love them.
00:00:28And yet, if they were ripped away from you,
00:00:30how quickly you would forget them
00:00:32to find another laugh,
00:00:35another source of light.
00:00:38I will not forget.
00:00:41I will not forget what was taken from us.
00:00:45If you will not join Queen Anira,
00:00:47then you are useless to me.
00:00:50Go join your sisters.
00:00:52Sister.
00:00:53Sister, and she walks into the ocean and vanishes.
00:00:59Give me a perception check as she leaves.
00:01:02Roll the dice.
00:01:02D20.
00:01:05Fucking bitch.
00:01:06She's not happy with you.
00:01:08I would, I would, she didn't call you sister before she left.
00:01:11People who, the way she said it was sister.
00:01:13It was sarcastic.
00:01:13People who are under my mother's spell,
00:01:15they just believe everything that she says.
00:01:18My mother is truly an evil woman at heart.
00:01:20I don't trust anything you say either.
00:01:21I don't know, just your sister, now what?
00:01:24Jesus Christ.
00:01:27Seven.
00:01:28Plus?
00:01:28Oh, seven.
00:01:3014.
00:01:3114.
00:01:31The book that she holds is like a wizard's book from that tower.
00:01:35And you see that it has a picture of like a beast on it.
00:01:40It looks like a bestiary,
00:01:41or there's some kind of like symbol of monsters on it somehow.
00:01:45But on a 14, it doesn't seem that important in that moment
00:01:48that my sorrow is walking away from you.
00:01:49And you see that as she walks into the water,
00:01:52you see reaching up around her that she is like opening a magical gate.
00:01:57And these spectral images of drowned sailors reach up their hands,
00:02:02hold her hands,
00:02:03and she walks through a gate of death into the ocean and vanishes.
00:02:08God, I want to go with her.
00:02:09All those dead sailors, that's going to make her real happy.
00:02:12Um, and you are alone here on the water's edge.
00:02:17And you hear the winter's festival off behind you.
00:02:19We're going to cut back to you all and Mofandrix.
00:02:21Mofandrix goes,
00:02:23Oh.
00:02:23We want to ask for the gold first and then the boon second.
00:02:26We can get both.
00:02:27Okay.
00:02:28You've,
00:02:29you've already received your boon.
00:02:31What's that boon?
00:02:32What are you talking about?
00:02:34You didn't,
00:02:35your companion came and requested it.
00:02:39Who?
00:02:39What companion?
00:02:40Who?
00:02:40Mysara.
00:02:41Mysara.
00:02:42Yes.
00:02:42I,
00:02:42I gifted it to her.
00:02:44She,
00:02:45see,
00:02:46I told y'all so much.
00:02:47She's not evil.
00:02:48She's under,
00:02:49she is evil.
00:02:50She knows exactly what she's doing.
00:02:52And I don't know any of this right now.
00:02:53You can fly back after them if you want.
00:02:55Yeah.
00:02:56Ladies,
00:02:56we have to talk.
00:02:57Oh my gosh,
00:02:57what's going on?
00:02:59Mysara took,
00:02:59took the boon from MoMo.
00:03:01How?
00:03:02She,
00:03:03she came up and said that you had arrived at your decision.
00:03:05And I,
00:03:06I,
00:03:06And you believed her?
00:03:08I don't know.
00:03:09She seemed nice.
00:03:09She was in the group of people that freed me from my icy prison.
00:03:13And she was so sad.
00:03:14I understand.
00:03:15I know.
00:03:15I kind of wanted to just end the interaction if I'm being honest.
00:03:18That's fair.
00:03:19That's emotional manipulation.
00:03:20And I don't know what that's like.
00:03:23Oh,
00:03:23I have a sneaky suspicion we're going to run into her again and it won't be pleasant.
00:03:26Yeah.
00:03:26Okay.
00:03:27Can we,
00:03:27What did you give her?
00:03:29Then what she gave?
00:03:29The immortality.
00:03:30She asked for the gift of,
00:03:31Immortal life,
00:03:33which I cannot imagine is that useful to,
00:03:36well,
00:03:37this is part of a longer conversation.
00:03:39I am filled with regret that I have gifted the boon to one other than those that saved me.
00:03:47Please,
00:03:48if there is anything I can do,
00:03:53where next need you go?
00:03:55I feel regretful and remorseful that this thing has been taken from me.
00:03:59I think we've got to go down and get the boon back.
00:04:01But,
00:04:02but,
00:04:02hold on.
00:04:02We're just going to fight.
00:04:03We haven't rested.
00:04:04Hold on.
00:04:05We're fresh off of bed.
00:04:06We're just going to go fight this woman?
00:04:07You can't,
00:04:07in the water.
00:04:08You can't takey-baxies?
00:04:11There has to be a way.
00:04:13You're mad.
00:04:13Oh,
00:04:17I can't.
00:04:18It doesn't work that way.
00:04:19I tried to takey-backy and it didn't work.
00:04:20So,
00:04:21should we ask for gold?
00:04:22We,
00:04:23we're going to,
00:04:23we're going to ask and we need to get back to the town where her parents are.
00:04:28And we need to be like,
00:04:29what's given?
00:04:31What just happened?
00:04:33You two grow up.
00:04:34Takey-backy.
00:04:35They're having a full conversation.
00:04:37Listen,
00:04:38if you feel bad about it,
00:04:39I do.
00:04:40which is fair,
00:04:41is there,
00:04:42is there,
00:04:42is there any compensation?
00:04:44Like gold,
00:04:45treasure,
00:04:46anything that we could?
00:04:46There's some gold you've had for a very long time that you've had.
00:04:48Yes.
00:04:49Well,
00:04:50assuming it's still there,
00:04:51do you wish,
00:04:53does your business keep you here on winter's eve?
00:04:55I would be happy to take you back to my home if you'd like.
00:04:57I can take you to Pyridia,
00:04:59the land of my birth,
00:05:00where my hoard of golden treasure lies.
00:05:02That sounds like a great plan.
00:05:04Let's go to Pyridia.
00:05:05How's the weather?
00:05:06The weather?
00:05:07Hot.
00:05:08Oh.
00:05:08Toasty warm.
00:05:09Love that.
00:05:10I got just the things.
00:05:12Unbelievable.
00:05:13He's like,
00:05:13yes,
00:05:13well,
00:05:14I'll be done here.
00:05:15They're still using my horns for the lights,
00:05:16but,
00:05:17but I would be more than happy to fly you to,
00:05:19Mount Magmaron.
00:05:20In the heart of Pyridia,
00:05:21where my golden hoard lies.
00:05:23Many treasures there,
00:05:25and perhaps some answers to other questions.
00:05:28Yeah,
00:05:28we should go.
00:05:29Yeah.
00:05:30All right,
00:05:30we're going to,
00:05:30when you have a,
00:05:32you're hooked up,
00:05:32we should probably try to go buy some stuff before he leaves.
00:05:34But don't leave,
00:05:35please do not leave without us.
00:05:36And if anyone who says they're with us,
00:05:38they're not with us.
00:05:38I,
00:05:39I'm not going to do any,
00:05:40I'm going to check in with you guys before anything else happens.
00:05:43Great.
00:05:43Let's go try to stock up before we go.
00:05:45Yeah.
00:05:45Should we like sleep?
00:05:46Yeah,
00:05:47rest.
00:05:47How long do we have in town before you got to get out of here?
00:05:50Well,
00:05:51I live forever,
00:05:52so,
00:05:52you know,
00:05:53but it's cold.
00:05:53I'd prefer to go home.
00:05:54First thing in the morning.
00:05:55First thing in the morning.
00:05:56There we go.
00:05:56I think this is my chance to maybe have a beer.
00:06:01We can drink alcohol here.
00:06:03We can drink alcohol.
00:06:04Yeah.
00:06:05I could,
00:06:05I could relapse.
00:06:06It's okay.
00:06:08A mead for the.
00:06:09Yeah.
00:06:09I'm going to have a free lapse.
00:06:11Incredible.
00:06:11Well,
00:06:12you,
00:06:12you all drink for free tonight.
00:06:14Mofandric says,
00:06:15these are the amazing queens who rescued me from my prison of ice.
00:06:20Beneath the temple.
00:06:21Yes.
00:06:22Well,
00:06:22a princess at least.
00:06:24And I feel that there are some other aristocracy amongst us as well.
00:06:28That's correct.
00:06:29You see,
00:06:30he says,
00:06:30however,
00:06:33you say,
00:06:34yes,
00:06:35drinks,
00:06:36please supply them with libations for the evening celebration.
00:06:40And you guys have had all the drinks you could want.
00:06:43And you can also do some shopping for supplies if you want.
00:06:45If you want to get a net again,
00:06:47for example.
00:06:48Is there a shop in town that might give us discounts because we freed them?
00:06:50We helped free them.
00:06:51Sure.
00:06:51Absolutely.
00:06:52So let's go to,
00:06:52and we're about to,
00:06:53we're about to be loaded.
00:06:54We can just,
00:06:55we can just give all our money.
00:06:56We're about to be loaded.
00:06:57Oh yeah.
00:06:57I mean,
00:06:58I only have 7.5 gold pieces though.
00:06:59She has a lot of money.
00:07:00I have four.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:02You,
00:07:02yes.
00:07:02There's a small sort of like general store.
00:07:05It's one of those stores that's like loaded up with goods all on the front.
00:07:09Screaming.
00:07:10It's an archery store called Target.
00:07:12You walk up.
00:07:13I get it.
00:07:15Oh my God.
00:07:16You get it?
00:07:17Yes.
00:07:17We got it.
00:07:18We got it immediately.
00:07:21I bet you they sell a bow of sea there.
00:07:23You walk up and see that there's a store laden down with goods and barrels and sacks of like dry
00:07:28supplies.
00:07:29And it looks like the store actually was on a boat and then the boat froze in the harbor.
00:07:33So it's just now a permanent structure.
00:07:35You walk in in a tiny old gnome with a big sort of bushy beard.
00:07:40He's got one sort of squinted eye,
00:07:42looks up and says,
00:07:43Where can I come?
00:07:44I'm at the general store.
00:07:45I have supplies here for any good gold to spend.
00:07:49Do you have anything magical?
00:07:50Yes.
00:07:51They can enhance my magic?
00:07:52You can enhance your magic.
00:07:53Ooh.
00:07:55Yes,
00:07:55I do.
00:07:57Wizards and sorcerers require arcane foci to concentrate.
00:08:03They're spell effects.
00:08:05I have just the thing for you right here.
00:08:07A staff of magic.
00:08:09And you see he takes a mop and starts to unscrew the top of the mop from the mop head.
00:08:16Behold!
00:08:18Behold!
00:08:19I'm beholding.
00:08:21You know,
00:08:21I have a staff of warmage here.
00:08:23I feel like the one I have is a little nicer than this mop.
00:08:27Oh,
00:08:27you've got a real one.
00:08:28Yeah.
00:08:29Yeah,
00:08:29I have what I need here.
00:08:31Maybe you have something that you can give me.
00:08:33Do you have any nets?
00:08:34I need a net.
00:08:35He would look at the back with all this fishing gear,
00:08:37and it looks like the boat was originally caught in net A.
00:08:39And he's like,
00:08:40yeah,
00:08:40we got nets.
00:08:41Big time.
00:08:42This guy is terrible.
00:08:44I got nets.
00:08:45I got it.
00:08:46Please don't leave.
00:08:46And you see,
00:08:47he runs over.
00:08:48We leave.
00:08:49He goes,
00:08:50I'm cutting it.
00:08:51I'll make a net.
00:08:51It's like five minutes.
00:08:52Is there anything you need from here?
00:08:53Is there fish?
00:08:54Is there food?
00:08:55It seems a mess.
00:08:56You see,
00:08:57he says,
00:08:57listen,
00:08:57listen,
00:08:58I will pay you to get rid of some of this net.
00:09:01Okay.
00:09:02Okay.
00:09:03I'll take a net then.
00:09:04Yeah,
00:09:04everyone take a net.
00:09:05Great.
00:09:05I can give you each a silver piece.
00:09:07One silver piece?
00:09:08Yes.
00:09:09That's less than a gold piece.
00:09:10Yes.
00:09:10You know,
00:09:11I'll take it.
00:09:12Right.
00:09:13Everyone can put a net in your inventory
00:09:14and he pays you all one silver piece.
00:09:16It's like 20 minutes of like cutting netting off the boat.
00:09:19Oh my God.
00:09:19Put them all together and make one big power net.
00:09:22Add one silver.
00:09:23Power net.
00:09:24And you see,
00:09:24he says,
00:09:25thank you so much for doing business.
00:09:27Very happy to have done business with you.
00:09:28Do you have anything here that's particularly valuable?
00:09:31Yeah.
00:09:32Absolutely.
00:09:33Why do you want to say yeah like that?
00:09:34Yes.
00:09:36What's the valuable?
00:09:37What's the thing you don't want to,
00:09:38what do you not want to part ways with?
00:09:39You ever heard of bluefin tuna?
00:09:41Oh,
00:09:41I love bluefin tuna.
00:09:43Isn't that the one you love?
00:09:44Yeah,
00:09:44it is.
00:09:44Yeah.
00:09:45I can tell you half a bluefin tuna.
00:09:47Half a bluefin tuna?
00:09:49Half a bluefin.
00:09:50They weigh hundreds of pounds.
00:09:51How much for that?
00:09:52We got four silver pieces.
00:09:55I'll take four silver.
00:09:57Great deal.
00:09:58Great.
00:09:58Here's four silver pieces.
00:10:01God,
00:10:01I needed it.
00:10:02I needed it.
00:10:04So,
00:10:04okay,
00:10:04who's going to carry this half a tuna?
00:10:06Don't you have like a little like Mary Poppins
00:10:08satchel?
00:10:08She can carry it in her mouth.
00:10:10I don't know that I do have,
00:10:11I don't have a magical bag door.
00:10:13No,
00:10:13I don't think so.
00:10:14Do you sell magical satchels here?
00:10:16No,
00:10:16he'll lie.
00:10:17Yes.
00:10:18He's going to,
00:10:19he's going to.
00:10:19Oh,
00:10:19we'll just carry it with the net.
00:10:21Just drag it around town.
00:10:22Put it on your bag.
00:10:23It must stink.
00:10:24She's strong.
00:10:25No,
00:10:25no,
00:10:26no,
00:10:26it doesn't stink at all.
00:10:27It's quite cold.
00:10:28You're right.
00:10:29But what about when we go to that hot ass place?
00:10:31We'll eat it.
00:10:32Yeah,
00:10:32it's just a tuna.
00:10:32We're going to use it to,
00:10:33to,
00:10:33to,
00:10:34to,
00:10:34to,
00:10:34turn ourselves up.
00:10:35Behold your tuna.
00:10:36And you see,
00:10:37he looks out frozen in mid leap.
00:10:39There is a bluefin tuna that looks like it was diving into the harbor as it froze.
00:10:44So just the back half of it is sticking up out of the ice.
00:10:47He goes,
00:10:48you may feel free to carve it off of the front half of the tuna.
00:10:54All right.
00:10:54Who's got a,
00:10:55you got an ax.
00:10:55The front half.
00:10:57Boom.
00:10:58We should get out of here.
00:10:59Yeah,
00:11:00we got to go.
00:11:00It's been a pleasure.
00:11:01You don't think we need to go rest up?
00:11:03If I get any magical equipment,
00:11:05I can send word to you.
00:11:07Do you have a means of contacting you?
00:11:09If you just let people,
00:11:10if you just let people in town know,
00:11:11I promise you,
00:11:12word will get back to us.
00:11:14Wonderful.
00:11:14Before first thing in the morning,
00:11:15because we're out of here first thing in the morning.
00:11:16So we need to know that.
00:11:17Ah,
00:11:18all right.
00:11:18No.
00:11:19All right.
00:11:21We'll be,
00:11:21we'll be drinking.
00:11:22And we need to rest.
00:11:24It was late.
00:11:25What's the drink?
00:11:25I also wonder if he has like,
00:11:27I don't know.
00:11:28Magical beans.
00:11:29He has nothing magical.
00:11:30This man is selling us.
00:11:31Magical what?
00:11:32I have it.
00:11:33We have to go.
00:11:34Thank you so much for your time.
00:11:35Yeah,
00:11:35we'll see you at the bar.
00:11:36I grab everyone.
00:11:37We go out the door.
00:11:38You head out the door.
00:11:39You get your first drink.
00:11:41As you do.
00:11:43I'm drunk.
00:11:44You are,
00:11:45how toasted is everybody?
00:11:46I mean,
00:11:47I am outside brooding
00:11:49because I know I'm just upset.
00:11:50So everyone is inside
00:11:51having libations and drinking
00:11:52and I'm just upset outside drinking alone.
00:11:54You see,
00:11:55Constano.
00:11:55What about the situation we're in?
00:11:58Constano looks at you and says,
00:12:01I hate to see you this way.
00:12:03Oh.
00:12:03I hate to see you, period.
00:12:05You're the one who told him to come with us.
00:12:07I'm over it.
00:12:08Didn't you want love?
00:12:09You wanted love.
00:12:09You just complained about somebody loving you.
00:12:11I'm not going to lie to you, Troy,
00:12:12and today's been a pretty rough day for me.
00:12:13I hurt my hands digging in that rubble
00:12:16and I got fired
00:12:19by my former mistress.
00:12:21You carry a heavy weight.
00:12:23You
00:12:24have come from a line
00:12:27and I know that when family
00:12:29turns against each other,
00:12:31it can feel like the very ground beneath us
00:12:33has pulled out from under our feet.
00:12:36Your mom doesn't have feet,
00:12:37but if she did,
00:12:40she'd still be underwater
00:12:41so she wouldn't be on ground.
00:12:42But if she were on land
00:12:45and had feet.
00:12:47This guy's real Walt Whitman.
00:12:50The rug would be pulled out from under.
00:12:53Not that there's always a rug on the ground.
00:12:55Mostly when there's ground,
00:12:56there's not a rug.
00:12:57Those are mostly indoors.
00:12:58Let him keep going.
00:12:59Just cut him off.
00:13:00No, I want to hear this.
00:13:01We're getting somewhere.
00:13:02I want to hear this.
00:13:03I love you.
00:13:04Oh!
00:13:05Didn't I say?
00:13:06Didn't I say?
00:13:07You love me?
00:13:09I have strong feelings for you.
00:13:11Oh my God.
00:13:12Constance.
00:13:13I love you too.
00:13:15I don't even know his name.
00:13:19You see he smiles and says,
00:13:23I do not mean to interrupt your rage,
00:13:25but if there's anything I can do
00:13:27to help you feel better,
00:13:28you need to ask for it.
00:13:30We'll try it in a warmer climate.
00:13:32You got it.
00:13:33You can't see it under this mask,
00:13:34but I am blushing.
00:13:37And as this happens,
00:13:39you are all drinking.
00:13:40Twyla, as the night is getting later,
00:13:43Spole's mother comes into the tavern.
00:13:46So I got to put on my clothes.
00:13:48I got to put my clothes back on.
00:13:49Were you naked?
00:13:51How about you even naked?
00:13:52That's why I stopped drinking.
00:13:53Oh my God.
00:13:56Hold on, Mama.
00:13:57What's your name?
00:13:58Mama?
00:13:59You see, she looks over at you and says,
00:14:00Spole.
00:14:02Spole, Spole, Spole, Spole, Spell, Spell.
00:14:05Spala, Spala, Abdul.
00:14:08You see, she says,
00:14:09Oh, I'm called Sifta.
00:14:12Oh, Sifta.
00:14:13Give me one moment.
00:14:18Well, did Spole come out asking after you?
00:14:23No.
00:14:25What's strange?
00:14:26We haven't seen him.
00:14:27That's what I've been thinking.
00:14:27We haven't seen him since sunset.
00:14:29What?
00:14:30Uh-oh.
00:14:30We haven't seen him since sunset.
00:14:32Oh my gosh.
00:14:33He went off to talk to that.
00:14:34Ah, shit.
00:14:35My son.
00:14:36But he wasn't.
00:14:37Supposed to meet you there in the water.
00:14:38Did I?
00:14:40Brennan?
00:14:41Yeah.
00:14:41Did I?
00:14:42Did I talk to her before or after Spole?
00:14:47Now that you ask, you cannot be sure.
00:14:50It was not a firm plan.
00:14:52Spole may have gone to her and seen her before she left.
00:14:57What if Spole has his wings and he's on his way to...
00:15:00Where?
00:15:02To annihilate the...
00:15:04Huey.
00:15:04Huey and mustard.
00:15:06I mean, I'm a little drunk, but I might be able to scry and see where he is.
00:15:11Anyone who's been drinking, give me a constitution saving throw.
00:15:14Okay.
00:15:15Oh, I've definitely been drinking.
00:15:16Yeah.
00:15:17You've been drinking a lot, so you go disadvantage.
00:15:19I'm not...
00:15:19I don't...
00:15:20Oh, disadvantage.
00:15:20What does that mean?
00:15:21You roll twice and take the worst result.
00:15:23Oh, God.
00:15:2516 plus 7.
00:15:27You're 22.
00:15:28You are, like, have a nice buzz and are totally with it.
00:15:33Princess can hold her liquor.
00:15:34Yeah.
00:15:35Okay.
00:15:35I rolled a...
00:15:37That's a 3.
00:15:38Damn.
00:15:38Okay.
00:15:39Plus your constitution save?
00:15:41My constitution is a 5.
00:15:42I'm an 8.
00:15:43You are...
00:15:44You are three sheets.
00:15:46You are, like, gone.
00:15:47And the constitution is on this side?
00:15:50Yes, and it's the saving throw.
00:15:51It's just to the right of that.
00:15:52I would offer...
00:15:53Oh, the saving throw.
00:15:54Oh, but it's going to be, yeah.
00:15:55So what is your constitution?
00:15:55Plus 2.
00:15:56Plus 2.
00:15:56Okay.
00:15:5712.
00:15:58Roll again.
00:15:59Okay.
00:16:0111.
00:16:02Oh, thank you.
00:16:02All right.
00:16:03So, Twyla, you're a little bit with it, but Gertrude is blasted.
00:16:05All right.
00:16:06You want me to scry?
00:16:06I'm a scry baby.
00:16:07And you're not naked.
00:16:09Scry baby.
00:16:11Woo!
00:16:11So he's naked, stick her top on.
00:16:13I'm about to think it is...
00:16:14And her teeth are just down here.
00:16:17I'm about to scry everybody in this motherfucking town.
00:16:19I'm about to scry.
00:16:21I'm harder than you ever screwed.
00:16:24That's what's about to happen over here.
00:16:25Incredible.
00:16:26Go ahead.
00:16:27Who are you going to scry on?
00:16:29I'm trying to scry that boy from earlier, the one with the fucked up wings.
00:16:35No offense.
00:16:36You're scrying on Spole.
00:16:37She's drunk.
00:16:38Great.
00:16:39He is going to...
00:16:41The one who's back, I'll mutilate the fucked up.
00:16:44Hell yes.
00:16:45Spole.
00:16:46He is going to make a wisdom saving throw.
00:16:50Thank you, God.
00:16:51Give me a perception check, because you're toasting.
00:16:54I'm about to give you a perception check.
00:16:55That's a motherfucking 17.
00:16:58And plus on top of that, it's a 19.
00:17:0119.
00:17:01So I'm perceiving.
00:17:02Even as drunk as you are, you are looking out through this crystal ball.
00:17:06You behold a gate opening in deep water, the hands of dead sailors.
00:17:17Mysara strides through the gate into the open arches surrounded by kelp on all sides swaying
00:17:26as rays of light fade in a high distance, the underseen capital of Everdeep.
00:17:35She strides into Everdeep, underwater.
00:17:40Now you wonder why you would see Mysara having scryed on Spole.
00:17:45At her side are two chunks of ice.
00:17:49Within one of them, Spole, curled into a ball, frozen and captured like his family.
00:17:56And in the other, Roy of Karkin.
00:17:59Oh, no.
00:18:00Who is your two?
00:18:01Oh, yeah.
00:18:02I made it.
00:18:03We haven't seen him.
00:18:03Last time you saw him, he was with Spole.
00:18:05Yes.
00:18:06Oh, no.
00:18:07Jeez Louise.
00:18:09He's about to be right now with your mom, whether he wants it or not.
00:18:11It looks like he is being returned to the embrace of his former wife, Queen Inera of Everdeep.
00:18:17As the vision fades in the crystal ball, light breaks in the east and a massive dragon's head
00:18:22pokes into the opening of the tavern, looking and saying, about time for me to get out of
00:18:29here, my friend.
00:18:30Oh, okay.
00:18:31It's time to go.
00:18:32So, how long is the trip back to your hometown?
00:18:35Oh, well, I'll be able to fly there in a day.
00:18:39Oh, we can rest.
00:18:40We can rest on the dragon.
00:18:41Should we make a pet stomp?
00:18:43We are ready to go.
00:18:45In the water for your little boyfriend?
00:18:47No.
00:18:47And her dad.
00:18:48We got to deal with him later.
00:18:49We are in no condition to...
00:18:52We are tired.
00:18:52I don't have no javelin.
00:18:54I have nothing.
00:18:54We need to rest.
00:18:55Oh, sorry.
00:18:56You can recover your javelin from the battlefield.
00:18:58So, after the battle ended, you can grab your javelin.
00:19:00Got it.
00:19:01Well, Nafsid, we have nets.
00:19:02We are tired.
00:19:03We have...
00:19:04You can't fight twice without resting.
00:19:06You have to rest.
00:19:07We're going to get on this dragon.
00:19:08Yes, for a little while.
00:19:09We're going to lay our heads down, and we are going to go.
00:19:11All right.
00:19:11The morning has come.
00:19:12We have drank too long.
00:19:14It's already morning.
00:19:15Should I turn myself into a king-size bed for you guys?
00:19:18Honestly, that would be great.
00:19:19That would be great.
00:19:20That would be great.
00:19:21Thank you, T'ra.
00:19:21Incredible.
00:19:22You climb aboard the dragon of Ophandrix, turn into a king-sized bed.
00:19:27Yes!
00:19:28Turn into a massive bed, and as everyone tries to clamber into you, I will remind you, it is an
00:19:33illusion.
00:19:34So, your friends are just shoving their hands and feet into your...
00:19:40We've been telling you this whole time.
00:19:42I don't think any aspect of the game and its mechanics has been made more clear than your disguise self
00:19:48-ability.
00:19:49It is illusory.
00:19:50It does not create.
00:19:52This whole time, I thought whatever, I like...
00:19:54We are episode eight.
00:19:57You know by now, it's an illusion.
00:20:01I'm so crazy.
00:20:03It's an illusion of the illusion.
00:20:05And my drunk ass just keeps climbing.
00:20:07I got my foot on your back.
00:20:09Step on your head.
00:20:10Yes, I shouldn't be a bed then, because I am going to be suffocated by princess.
00:20:16This has turned us against each other.
00:20:18We have gotten completely nasty with each other.
00:20:22Ophandrix takes off from the village.
00:20:25Spole's family weeping and calling out,
00:20:28please, whatever you can do, please look after our boy.
00:20:32He's been taken.
00:20:33You see the barbarians looking up at Mofandrix, spreading his mighty wings.
00:20:36That one last werebear looking up, shaking his head.
00:20:40What could have been?
00:20:42Will we ever know?
00:20:44Wait, is that interest?
00:20:45And you see that Mofandrix takes off.
00:20:50The four of you cling to the side.
00:20:51You see Constano clinging onto the side of the dragon as well,
00:20:54looking up and being like,
00:20:56I think this could work out!
00:20:58As you all take off together.
00:20:59We should have took the werebear and that fucking Constano.
00:21:02Yeah.
00:21:03Choices were made.
00:21:04Also, one last thing.
00:21:05Give me an arcana check, if you'd be so kind, Gertrude.
00:21:10That is a 14 plus 7.
00:21:12I am at 21.
00:21:14The book on Mysara's side, as she was entering Everdeep,
00:21:18she had it partially opened in her hand,
00:21:20regarding it as she strode forward.
00:21:23The page it was opened to, you recognize,
00:21:28that was described from the vision Twyla had in the pool.
00:21:33It looks like this book is a follow-up to a conversation that was had.
00:21:37Nira's hand and Huey's hand, looking at the same.
00:21:40Yeah.
00:21:41The book is opened to a page of the deepest and most ancient sea monsters.
00:21:47And all you see is a glimmer of ancient runes,
00:21:53an angry, glowing, deep blue eye,
00:21:57spines and tentacles writhing in the deep.
00:22:02For one, it is known as the Lord of the Angry Sea.
00:22:09You spy that in that moment,
00:22:12Mofandrix has taken to the wing.
00:22:14You are soaring away from Winter's Eve.
00:22:16Mofandrix calls back,
00:22:18I will give you all the aid I can when we arrive in Pyridia.
00:22:22I am sorry for what my short-sightedness and foolishness may have caused you,
00:22:28but there will be an answer to these injustices.
00:22:31Now, to my home, the most beautiful realm in all of Kelvorda, Pyridia!
00:22:40Wow.
00:22:42He said hi.
00:22:44I was thinking Bahamas.
00:22:46I know.
00:22:48Ash and embers.
00:22:49As you breathe, you are like breathing sparks and embers.
00:22:53Jesus, it's not good for me.
00:22:54Right?
00:22:55Does that mean your voice is going to...
00:22:56Oh, no.
00:22:59It's back!
00:23:03Oh, God.
00:23:05He says,
00:23:06It is not much longer to Mount Magmaran, my home.
00:23:10Oh, I hope my hold is still safe.
00:23:13You see that as he lands,
00:23:15he lands on this massive opening of a cave in the side of a volcano.
00:23:19You see the lava light coming in through the cracks,
00:23:23and you see in the walls,
00:23:24there's quartz crystal veins in the walls
00:23:27with lava flowing behind them.
00:23:30So it glows red as he walks in.
00:23:33The entrance to you is like that of a civic building.
00:23:36It's like a triumphal arch.
00:23:38But for, you know,
00:23:40Mofantrish is just a door.
00:23:41As he walks in,
00:23:42and he goes,
00:23:43Please, please, please, please.
00:23:44Yes!
00:23:46Go here.
00:23:47Glittering gold.
00:23:48Yes.
00:23:48Treasures, mountains.
00:23:50What we need.
00:23:51Massive fortune.
00:23:52And you see he goes,
00:23:53My stuff!
00:23:55And gold coins are everywhere.
00:23:57And he's just swimming like Scrooge McDuck.
00:23:59I was about to say full-on Scrooge McDuck.
00:24:00Full-on Scrooge.
00:24:01Which he would have given himself a concussion.
00:24:03If Scrooge McDuck would have jumped into a pile of metal,
00:24:06he would have snapped his neck.
00:24:10Mofantrish seems to have no such problems with physics.
00:24:14You see that Constano sort of, like, gets,
00:24:16like, as you all get off,
00:24:18Constano, like, was holding on to a, like,
00:24:20massive luggage case the entire time,
00:24:23being like,
00:24:25Very well.
00:24:26Is this where we live now?
00:24:30Stop talking to this fucking guy.
00:24:33Are you my new family?
00:24:35Do I live with you?
00:24:36He's talking to you, bitch.
00:24:37If we don't look at him or talk to him,
00:24:40he won't, he'll go away.
00:24:41I don't know if that's true.
00:24:43All right.
00:24:44I need to go find a bathroom.
00:24:46And he sort of wanders off into the horde.
00:24:49I'm right here.
00:24:52You enter this golden horde deep in this volcano.
00:24:56Mofantrish looks at you and says,
00:24:58I am home again.
00:25:00I am so terribly sorry that the boom was used without your knowledge,
00:25:04but you've come a long way.
00:25:07Is there something that you seek that I can't provide,
00:25:11even without the aid of a magical boom?
00:25:15So, well, let's talk.
00:25:17Oh, obviously we want some money.
00:25:19I don't know if we can take this entire fortune back with us.
00:25:22It's quite a large stash.
00:25:24And what do you require money for?
00:25:26You're the Fohamers, I believed, to be quite wealthy.
00:25:29Not anymore.
00:25:31Shit, I forgot.
00:25:32Your voice.
00:25:33Oh.
00:25:34Is that a recent thing?
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:39The atmosphere.
00:25:40Oh.
00:25:41What?
00:25:41The beautiful, the fumes of Pyridia cleanse the senses
00:25:46and bring order to the digestion, no?
00:25:49I don't want to be rude, but it kind of smells like rod and eggs.
00:25:52It's giving sulfur.
00:25:53Sulfur, it's good for you.
00:25:54I have some.
00:25:55Sulfur, I just met for.
00:25:56Wait, we need to talk.
00:25:58Okay, yes.
00:25:59So we want some of this money.
00:26:00We're going to try to line our pockets as much as we can.
00:26:01Give him money.
00:26:02That seems really easy.
00:26:03He seems very giving.
00:26:04He can't just fly us back.
00:26:07We need to think forward.
00:26:09I think that, I've been thinking about this a lot,
00:26:11especially on our ride over.
00:26:14And I think we need to put an end to my mother.
00:26:22Oh, I'm so glad you've been thinking about this.
00:26:23This is so exciting.
00:26:25I was tossing and turning on Twyla all night long.
00:26:27I didn't.
00:26:28I would love nothing more than to put an end to a nera.
00:26:31You've all, by the way, had a full long rest at this point.
00:26:33So you're all good.
00:26:34I would love nothing more than to put an end to a nera.
00:26:35Oh, so we're like fully healed and sick.
00:26:36Yes.
00:26:36Fully healed and spells back.
00:26:37All night, because I think that's the right thing to do.
00:26:40I think we, by our powers combined, we can end my mother.
00:26:45Isn't it assumed that she's going to have life forever?
00:26:49But again, life does not mean invulnerability.
00:26:52And the boon, we can ask for a boon to help.
00:26:54We get no boon.
00:26:55The boon's gone.
00:26:56No, but he is promising that he can give away.
00:26:57No, see, Mofandrix looks and says, well, this is what we can discuss here.
00:27:01If you don't mind my intruding, I do.
00:27:02You don't mind.
00:27:03I wish to help you to the degree that I can, but there are many treasures here within this realm,
00:27:10this, this, my, my fortress, my horde.
00:27:13I can no longer grant a boon.
00:27:16However, I am an immortal creature of which there are vanishingly few in Keral Vorda.
00:27:23Everything that is immortal is like coming for us.
00:27:26It is true.
00:27:27That is a conversation that perhaps you and I should have after we conclude our urgent business.
00:27:31But I will say this.
00:27:34There are tools here at my disposal.
00:27:36And I, you see, he reaches through.
00:27:39He pulls out this beautiful, like, 12-foot-tall standing mirror on these golden columns that sort of rests in
00:27:47between them.
00:27:48The mirror is sort of flecked and veined with gold.
00:27:51You see, he looks at it and says,
00:27:53Mirror of immortality.
00:27:56You see, many spirits of the ancient world, magical in nature, have been lost or sealed away.
00:28:07Are there any that still stride Keral Vorda free, with bones to offer our companions?
00:28:16See, the mirror swirls.
00:28:18And in the gold, the gold veins kind of move and shift.
00:28:22And this beautiful, older woman's face, made of shifting golden veins within the mirror, speaks and goes,
00:28:31Well, oh, Fandrix, you have returned to your horde.
00:28:39Yes, I have, mirror of immortality.
00:28:43Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:28:45Bones.
00:28:47Many creatures lost in caverns ancient, the crevasses and mazes of the magical world.
00:28:54There are forces at work seeking them out.
00:28:59There are two great immortal creatures that now stir in the world with bones left to grant.
00:29:10Two?
00:29:11One now stirs at the very bottom of the sea.
00:29:18The other is, I think, much closer away.
00:29:23The oasis city of Matali.
00:29:26You see, he says, Matali?
00:29:28That's a human city.
00:29:29Is there an immortal running around in there?
00:29:32She says, far off, not in the main hub, the metropolis, but in the oasis, yes.
00:29:39It looks like an efreet, capable of granting multiple wishes, was found.
00:29:47Some of the wishes have already been used, though.
00:29:49She says, oh, where was it hidden before whoever found it found it?
00:29:52You see, she says, it seems that a magical ring containing an efreet was found in Matali, capable of granting
00:30:01three wishes.
00:30:03Two of the wishes have already been used, I think.
00:30:06It was found by a member of the Jade Vipers, a thieves' guild within Matali.
00:30:13You see that he says, oh, Jade Vipers.
00:30:17Oh, some of the treasure has come from them here in my hoard, I think.
00:30:20The Jade Vipers are a thieves' guild.
00:30:22Matali is a bustling metropolis.
00:30:24And the Jade Vipers are pickpockets and dashing thieves who steal from the rich and give to the poor.
00:30:31I understand.
00:30:33And they are known by a secret tattoo that they wear on their upper arm.
00:30:38Your little garbage-eating girlfriend.
00:30:40Yes.
00:30:43Gag.
00:30:44And you suddenly wonder, in terms of how she had guardians and horses and all that other stuff.
00:30:52She probably stole that shit.
00:30:53She's asking that to poor people on the way home.
00:30:57So you see, he says, well, that's a source of one, but when if you can find the Jade Viper
00:31:02who has this efreet,
00:31:04it seems that only two of three wishes have been granted thus far.
00:31:07She's probably there at the place with the fucking stuff, with the fucking ring.
00:31:12What place?
00:31:13She's probably in this town, Matali, with the ring and her people, her little thief friends.
00:31:18The mirror turns to look at you.
00:31:22Oh, Gertrude.
00:31:23And says, I have been waiting quite some time to see you.
00:31:28What skeletons have been your closet?
00:31:30Me?
00:31:31You see she smiles and says, let us talk for a time, you and I.
00:31:36Mofandrix looks over and says, is there any hospitality I could provide while you were here in this place?
00:31:42Margaritas?
00:31:42No, stop drinking.
00:31:44And you see that he claps his massive claws.
00:31:46And you see that off in the corner, there is like a golden globe that spins around as it opens
00:31:52up.
00:31:52A mini bar of strange potions and brews.
00:31:57Margaritas!
00:31:58Margaritas!
00:31:59You could have got some more fucking bone broth.
00:32:02You could have got a net.
00:32:03You asked for margaritas.
00:32:04You don't know what kind of margaritas you have.
00:32:07He takes a little salting tray and he says, this isn't even salt.
00:32:10This is pure diamond.
00:32:13Pure diamonds.
00:32:14That's more valuable than gold.
00:32:15It is true.
00:32:16We're definitely leaving here with money.
00:32:17We know we're leaving here with money.
00:32:18This is undeniable.
00:32:20And these are healing margaritas, right?
00:32:21If you ask me.
00:32:28You see, he hands him over.
00:32:31He looks down.
00:32:33Yes, me.
00:32:33That's ridiculous.
00:32:35You see that Mofantrix looks down at you, princess, and says,
00:32:39Your family took claim of this treasure in ages long past.
00:32:45You've come seeking it as well?
00:32:48Yes, a little.
00:32:50Well, you seem unsure.
00:32:55Is there something that this treasure would buy you?
00:32:57Or is there something it would buy your family?
00:33:00A dowry.
00:33:02Do you wish for a dowry, princess?
00:33:06Seems kind of like rude to like take his money.
00:33:09He's offering.
00:33:10Yeah, he has so much.
00:33:12I'm less concerned with the niceties of it and more concerned with what your family is going to do with
00:33:16that dowry.
00:33:17I don't think they're going to marry you off.
00:33:18I think they're going to team up with Alexi and do something that has nothing to do with your love
00:33:24life.
00:33:25So what do we do?
00:33:26It's just...
00:33:27I say that you take the dowry.
00:33:29I mean, you don't have to tell your family that you have it.
00:33:32Yeah, you can just take it and decide later.
00:33:34Alexi.
00:33:34The name Alexi is very familiar to me.
00:33:37Are you speaking of Alexi Kleinerbauer Duflaus with Von Bauderle?
00:33:40The very one.
00:33:41I don't remember who that person is.
00:33:43Yes.
00:33:45Yes.
00:33:46Sort of goes...
00:33:47It's the guy with the gold at the end of his locks.
00:33:49Goldberg.
00:33:50There we go.
00:33:51The Baudelais are the only family richer than I.
00:33:54They are prodigiously wealthy, but they are, I think, hard at work here.
00:34:00Though I have been trapped for many a long year, the wizards would occasionally come in to refresh the enchantments
00:34:07on the spell engines.
00:34:09And I believe that they made note that the Baudelais family had reached out on behalf of Queen Anira.
00:34:18So, yeah, he's no good.
00:34:20Alexi.
00:34:21Yes.
00:34:21And he's in low-key and cahoots with the Fohammer folks.
00:34:27Do we have any allies that aren't frozen in ice?
00:34:30I think what we're learning is that we can only trust ourselves.
00:34:33Right.
00:34:34What a sad lesson to learn.
00:34:35And Momo.
00:34:37You can trust me.
00:34:38Oh, yeah.
00:34:38And I'm, let me be clear, incredible.
00:34:41I'm an enormous dragon.
00:34:43If we end up...
00:34:44You shouldn't need more allies.
00:34:46If we end up in a fight at the bottom of the ocean, we really might need to call on
00:34:51you to help us.
00:34:52Can you fight in water?
00:34:53I'm not a great swimmer.
00:34:55We gotta find a way to bring...
00:34:57We got water...
00:34:58But fire, fire and water.
00:34:59But I'm more than just my vast might and my powerful, fiery breath.
00:35:03I have knowledge.
00:35:04I've been an immortal creature for centuries.
00:35:06And I have treasure here, and I have perspective.
00:35:10You have some decisions to make about what you now must do.
00:35:16Princess, do you truly wish to be wedded?
00:35:20Do you have someone that you love?
00:35:22And if you did love them, would you want your marriage to be predicated on the price of your dowry?
00:35:27No, not really.
00:35:29He smiles, says,
00:35:31I do not believe that a dowry is worthy of gold that already lives within your heart.
00:35:40Oh, my God.
00:35:43Do y'all think what I'm thinking?
00:35:45Hey, I think a really rich guy just said, it's not about money.
00:35:52You see, he says,
00:35:54But something worthy of your prowess and heroism.
00:35:59You see that he starts to root around in his treasure hoard, looking for something.
00:36:04And he finds this very delicate, fine, golden chain.
00:36:09It has a heart-shaped locket on it.
00:36:12And you see he hands it to you, and he says,
00:36:15This is worth much more than simply the gold of its construction.
00:36:21You are a true hero and a maiden fair.
00:36:26And I hope that in time you find love.
00:36:30Know this, while you wear this locket,
00:36:35any with whom you dance or whom takes your hand in introduction.
00:36:42If they mean you ill or the outpourings of their affection are false,
00:36:51motivated by some ulterior desire,
00:36:54then the touch of your skin shall burn their hand in the moment of their contact.
00:36:59Oh, that's great.
00:37:01You see that he smiles and says,
00:37:04I would only say that all of this gold and magic here,
00:37:09the greatest treasure is love.
00:37:11And I hope you find it.
00:37:16Let me see if I can get a fan set up.
00:37:19You see,
00:37:20Do something.
00:37:22You see,
00:37:23he just takes like a hand fan made of like the sails of sailing ships.
00:37:28It goes,
00:37:28and then it's,
00:37:33Maybe I can make little air purifiers.
00:37:36Good.
00:37:40Do you have any chance to have a golden net there?
00:37:43A golden net?
00:37:44A golden net.
00:37:46A golden net.
00:37:46You see,
00:37:48I'm starting to reach around for it.
00:37:50You see,
00:37:50he says,
00:37:50he takes this massive golden net.
00:37:54And you see that he begins to sort of fold it and fold it and fold it
00:37:57until there's a tiny little golden globe hanging from a bracelet.
00:38:02And you see,
00:38:03he tosses the net and he says,
00:38:06what was the magic word?
00:38:08There was a magic word.
00:38:10The net shoots back into the bracelet
00:38:13and he hands you a magic net.
00:38:15Oh my God.
00:38:16Look at that.
00:38:17It is actually really cute.
00:38:19A little tennis bracelet.
00:38:20He smiles at you and says,
00:38:22a fearsome hunter you are indeed.
00:38:24Although I fear your quarry now may be the most elusive yet.
00:38:29Moms,
00:38:30am I right?
00:38:34And he turns to regard the rest of you
00:38:37and looks out at Constano,
00:38:40who now joins the rest of you.
00:38:41Oh God.
00:38:42Constano has just a bunch of these like dull,
00:38:44iron chains.
00:38:46And he says,
00:38:46I found these.
00:38:47Can I have these?
00:38:48And you see him,
00:38:49a fan just goes,
00:38:50sure.
00:38:50You can have those.
00:38:52And he looks at you,
00:38:53Twyla,
00:38:53and says,
00:38:53is there anything that I can offer you?
00:38:55Do you have an extra pair of wings?
00:38:57Extra pair?
00:38:59Why now that you mention it?
00:39:01And you see he reaches down
00:39:03and there is a beautiful,
00:39:05what looks at first like a music box,
00:39:08but broad and sort of flat.
00:39:11It's almost like,
00:39:12but that big by that big.
00:39:13And it has two little gilded leather straps on it,
00:39:17almost like a backpack.
00:39:18And you see that he winds a key with his massive claws
00:39:22and the box opens like clockwork
00:39:24and two set of wings come out,
00:39:28like golden dragonfly wings,
00:39:30this enchanted sort of mechanical backpack
00:39:32with a pair of clockwork wings in it.
00:39:36You see,
00:39:37he says,
00:39:38the gears are a little bit loose on this.
00:39:41I don't know if you know anyone
00:39:42who's great with clockwork to try to repair it.
00:39:45We know someone.
00:39:46We do know someone.
00:39:48You do?
00:39:49Yes,
00:39:49the girl who tried to date her
00:39:50was like,
00:39:51I like clocks.
00:39:52Got a little hat.
00:39:53You ever know that clocks,
00:39:54actually,
00:39:55the funny thing about them
00:39:55is when you work on the two clocks,
00:39:58they're so old
00:39:59that you just kind of have to rely
00:40:00on the marks inside
00:40:01to see what happened to them in the past.
00:40:03Got it.
00:40:04Clockorella.
00:40:06Incredible.
00:40:07We don't fully talk
00:40:08to the Wizard of Oz right now.
00:40:09Like a heart?
00:40:10Yeah.
00:40:10Some courage?
00:40:11A brace?
00:40:12Do I get to have those wings?
00:40:15Imagine if he just knackles them
00:40:16in front of you.
00:40:17They are...
00:40:17He never said I could have them.
00:40:19You see, he says,
00:40:19they are for you,
00:40:21my friend.
00:40:21Just, but can I give them away
00:40:22just to be clear?
00:40:24I have a friend who's missing wings and...
00:40:26It's an extraordinarily generous thing
00:40:29to ask for this wish to be granted
00:40:31and for you to pass it to another.
00:40:33You have a selfless heart.
00:40:35Oh, thanks.
00:40:38It is an honor to admit you are.
00:40:40Gertrude,
00:40:41is there anything that I can offer
00:40:42to you, my friend?
00:40:43Yeah, I think I want to talk
00:40:44to you in your mirror
00:40:45and just gain some of your
00:40:48infinite knowledge and wisdom.
00:40:50Knowledge.
00:40:51Unmatched treasure.
00:40:53Um, I think myself and Gertrude
00:40:55will take some time with the mirror,
00:40:57but please,
00:40:57help yourself to the margaritas.
00:41:00Um...
00:41:00The diamond margaritas.
00:41:01You see that Canstano sort of walks away
00:41:04and says,
00:41:04this is so cool.
00:41:05This, those wings,
00:41:07that's wild.
00:41:08What's all this stuff over here?
00:41:10And starts looking,
00:41:10and you see there's like
00:41:11a rolled up carpet
00:41:12and a magical, like, golden umbrella.
00:41:14And you see that
00:41:15Mofandrix calls back and goes,
00:41:17yeah, it's all the flying,
00:41:18everything,
00:41:19it's flying magic things.
00:41:20They all fly.
00:41:21This guy's a lot.
00:41:22Um...
00:41:24Uh...
00:41:24And he moves his way
00:41:26over to you, Gertrude,
00:41:28and goes over to the mirror.
00:41:29And he says,
00:41:31you have been immortal for some time,
00:41:34but perhaps...
00:41:36not for centuries,
00:41:38not for millennia.
00:41:40No.
00:41:40No.
00:41:40About 1,652 years,
00:41:43give or take.
00:41:44It is a lonely thing.
00:41:46If you were to discover
00:41:48that you were no longer immortal,
00:41:50what would you feel?
00:41:52You know,
00:41:54now that I've been existing
00:41:55outside of my little cabin,
00:41:57and I'm doing more
00:41:58than just reading my books,
00:41:59and tending my little garden,
00:42:01I think I'd be fine.
00:42:03If I were to relinquish my powers,
00:42:05my immortality,
00:42:07my curse,
00:42:07because it is a curse for me.
00:42:09It was placed on me.
00:42:10I did not ask for it.
00:42:11It was placed on me
00:42:12against my will.
00:42:14Um...
00:42:15I think that
00:42:16I would be fine.
00:42:17I have friends who protect me.
00:42:19I have a lot of powers
00:42:22that can help me.
00:42:23And if I die,
00:42:26then I die with honor.
00:42:28That is beautiful.
00:42:30There is something
00:42:32that is
00:42:34protecting you
00:42:36from the shadow
00:42:37that accompanies immortality.
00:42:39mirror speaks and says,
00:42:42what we have
00:42:43the most of
00:42:45in life,
00:42:46we often most
00:42:47fear losing.
00:42:49None
00:42:50are more afraid
00:42:52of weakness
00:42:53than the mighty.
00:42:55Kings
00:42:56and emperors
00:42:57roll in bed
00:42:59in sleepless nights,
00:43:01worried
00:43:01of the coming storm
00:43:03of assassins
00:43:04behind a curtain.
00:43:06Those of great beauty
00:43:07fear the coming of age.
00:43:09Those of intellect
00:43:10fear most
00:43:11to be seen
00:43:12as wrong
00:43:13or foolish.
00:43:15It is a strange curse
00:43:17that that
00:43:18which we have
00:43:20most
00:43:21we somehow
00:43:22hunger for more.
00:43:24That's why
00:43:25that rich family
00:43:25is trying to get more money.
00:43:27Even though they're the richest one,
00:43:28they want more of it.
00:43:29You even remember
00:43:30back in Hagslic,
00:43:32Princess had 25 gold,
00:43:33the most gold of any of you.
00:43:34You wonder
00:43:35how much
00:43:35the Fauxhammers have
00:43:36that they think
00:43:37of themselves
00:43:38as being broke.
00:43:40Right.
00:43:40Hmm.
00:43:42You see that
00:43:43the mirror says,
00:43:45Gurchford,
00:43:46to have endless life
00:43:48and to not fear death,
00:43:51to have magic
00:43:53and treasure
00:43:55most of all friendship
00:43:56is a rare wisdom
00:44:00beautiful to behold.
00:44:02this world
00:44:04is lucky
00:44:05to have you
00:44:06as an immortal.
00:44:07Mufandrix looks and says,
00:44:10many witches
00:44:11who have
00:44:11found a way
00:44:13to grasp
00:44:14immortality
00:44:15for themselves
00:44:15fall into
00:44:19one of two
00:44:21arenas.
00:44:23beings
00:44:24beings that are
00:44:25immortal
00:44:25of their very nature
00:44:28tend not to dwell
00:44:30on life.
00:44:31Queen Titania
00:44:32of the fairies,
00:44:34her endless life
00:44:36has lived
00:44:37in devotion
00:44:38to fairy,
00:44:39to Arcadia,
00:44:40to her people.
00:44:41I am immortal,
00:44:43but I am dedicated
00:44:44to the care
00:44:45and preservation
00:44:45of these treasures,
00:44:47to love them,
00:44:48to remember
00:44:49their stories,
00:44:50to keep them here safe
00:44:51until great heroes
00:44:52should meet them.
00:44:55Immortal creatures,
00:44:57their lives
00:44:57are not concerned
00:44:58with themselves,
00:45:00but rather the role
00:45:01they play
00:45:01in the realm
00:45:03of Kelvorda.
00:45:04When mortals
00:45:05snatch
00:45:06that power
00:45:07for themselves,
00:45:09they often
00:45:10do not bind it
00:45:11to a servitude,
00:45:14to a mission,
00:45:15to a wish
00:45:16for this world.
00:45:18and if you
00:45:20grasp immortality
00:45:22and do not
00:45:23supply it
00:45:24with a great cause,
00:45:27the great cause
00:45:28will become
00:45:29sustaining itself
00:45:31at any price.
00:45:34The emptiness
00:45:34can never be filled
00:45:36inside.
00:45:37Those things
00:45:38that stalk
00:45:39in the shadows
00:45:39have a hole
00:45:41in their hearts
00:45:42that cannot be filled.
00:45:44you have taken
00:45:46great care
00:45:46to fill
00:45:47the one
00:45:48within yourself.
00:45:49I do not think
00:45:51there is any wisdom
00:45:51we can grant you.
00:45:53Only to
00:45:54say aloud
00:45:56what perhaps
00:45:57your heart
00:45:57has already known.
00:45:59As long
00:46:00as you
00:46:01hold dear
00:46:02something
00:46:03of a higher
00:46:04order
00:46:05than near
00:46:06power,
00:46:08immortality
00:46:09cannot corrupt
00:46:09you.
00:46:10Hmm.
00:46:13So I'm not
00:46:14afraid
00:46:14of the
00:46:16of being
00:46:17corrupted
00:46:17by the immortality.
00:46:18I'm still a little
00:46:19bit nervous
00:46:19about
00:46:21people
00:46:21about having
00:46:22to have
00:46:23some higher
00:46:23order
00:46:24but
00:46:24it's okay
00:46:25to have
00:46:25higher
00:46:25order
00:46:26it's okay
00:46:26to have
00:46:26a purpose
00:46:27that serves
00:46:27other people.
00:46:28It's okay
00:46:28to be
00:46:28of servitude
00:46:30to
00:46:30of service
00:46:31should I say
00:46:32to
00:46:33others.
00:46:34So I have no way
00:46:35to get rid of this
00:46:36curse right now
00:46:36even if I wanted to
00:46:37because there's
00:46:37no boons.
00:46:38Is there anything
00:46:39here that you think
00:46:39that could really
00:46:40help me out?
00:46:41On our journeys?
00:46:44Well,
00:46:44I could provide
00:46:46you passage
00:46:47to Matali
00:46:49if you wish
00:46:50to journey there.
00:46:51There is a boon
00:46:52there perhaps
00:46:52if you can
00:46:53wrest it away
00:46:54from the
00:46:55Jade Viper.
00:46:56On the ride
00:46:57here I know
00:46:57that some of
00:46:58your number
00:46:58have been
00:46:58captured
00:47:01in Everdeep.
00:47:02Oh,
00:47:02that is actually
00:47:03an effortless one.
00:47:04That is worthwhile.
00:47:06And you see
00:47:06that he takes
00:47:07a bandolier
00:47:08of potions.
00:47:09He says
00:47:10this can grant
00:47:11you the strength
00:47:12to swim
00:47:13deep under the sea.
00:47:14It is a reversal
00:47:15of the emblems
00:47:16that the merfolk
00:47:17wear to come on land.
00:47:19I will part
00:47:20with this
00:47:21of course
00:47:21for you
00:47:22but this
00:47:23and passage
00:47:23to Matali
00:47:24I am happy
00:47:25to offer.
00:47:27There are many
00:47:28questions
00:47:29unanswered
00:47:30here as well.
00:47:31Are there any
00:47:32other sources
00:47:33of information
00:47:34we can offer
00:47:34your enemies
00:47:35about?
00:47:36Do we need
00:47:37information
00:47:37about Huey?
00:47:38Do we need
00:47:38information
00:47:39about the
00:47:39garbage eater?
00:47:40Do we need
00:47:40information about
00:47:41I forget
00:47:42why we care
00:47:42about Huey.
00:47:43Huey is a
00:47:44bit of a
00:47:45trophy chaser.
00:47:46Huey
00:47:46Did he do
00:47:48something
00:47:48we're trying
00:47:48to find him?
00:47:49Why do we care?
00:47:50Well, Huey
00:47:50was trying
00:47:50to kill the
00:47:51dragon.
00:47:52Huey took the
00:47:53wing.
00:47:53Trying to get your
00:47:53horn.
00:47:54Where's the
00:47:55wing?
00:47:55Spole's wings.
00:47:56Yeah, but
00:47:56where is Spole?
00:47:58He's captured
00:47:58with her dad.
00:48:00I don't know
00:48:00what.
00:48:00They're bringing
00:48:01him back to
00:48:01my mom.
00:48:02Because she
00:48:03means a lot
00:48:03to us.
00:48:03Should we
00:48:04go get the
00:48:05boons first?
00:48:06What do we
00:48:06need it for?
00:48:07What are we
00:48:08using it for?
00:48:08I don't know
00:48:09what we're
00:48:09wishing for.
00:48:10I feel like
00:48:11I have this
00:48:12feeling that
00:48:13if I were
00:48:14to release
00:48:14this curse
00:48:16and it
00:48:16zips back
00:48:17to Nyra,
00:48:18he said
00:48:18he was
00:48:19going to
00:48:19do something.
00:48:20I feel like
00:48:20he's going
00:48:20to owe us
00:48:21one.
00:48:22Is he going
00:48:22to come
00:48:22and help
00:48:23us?
00:48:23Maybe he'll
00:48:24owe us
00:48:24one.
00:48:24He'll do
00:48:25something
00:48:25possibly.
00:48:27But what
00:48:27about Finara?
00:48:28Titania.
00:48:29Titania,
00:48:29that's what I
00:48:30meant.
00:48:30Titania.
00:48:30Now that
00:48:31we are
00:48:32fully on
00:48:32board
00:48:33against
00:48:33my mama,
00:48:34maybe we
00:48:34can
00:48:34on board
00:48:35the fairy
00:48:36queen
00:48:36on our
00:48:37side.
00:48:37I'll also
00:48:37point out
00:48:38you do
00:48:38have your
00:48:38crystal ball
00:48:39with you.
00:48:40So if you're
00:48:40trying to
00:48:40think about
00:48:40what next
00:48:41steps are
00:48:41and there's
00:48:41anything you
00:48:42want to
00:48:42like...
00:48:42Oh, I can
00:48:43ask the
00:48:43ball.
00:48:43Yeah, you
00:48:43can gain
00:48:44information.
00:48:45And I think
00:48:46too, after
00:48:46flying, you're
00:48:47also near
00:48:48sunset, so you
00:48:48can use
00:48:49those runes
00:48:49again.
00:48:50We can
00:48:51crystal ball.
00:48:52So the
00:48:52crystal ball can
00:48:53tell us to
00:48:53ask the
00:48:53runes, and
00:48:54then we can
00:48:54ask the
00:49:00future, the
00:49:01crystal ball.
00:49:02Well, the
00:49:02crystal ball
00:49:02only can
00:49:02show you
00:49:03the present.
00:49:03That's like
00:49:04you can
00:49:04see far
00:49:05away.
00:49:06Why don't
00:49:07we ask
00:49:07the runes
00:49:08if something
00:49:09good will
00:49:09happen if
00:49:10we go to
00:49:11what's the
00:49:12place?
00:49:13Mateus.
00:49:14Matali.
00:49:15If that's a
00:49:16good idea
00:49:17or a bad
00:49:17idea, or
00:49:18if it's a
00:49:18good idea
00:49:19or a bad
00:49:19idea to
00:49:20go to
00:49:20the
00:49:20under
00:49:21deep.
00:49:22River deep.
00:49:22River deep,
00:49:23mountain high.
00:49:23We only get
00:49:25one.
00:49:25Do we
00:49:25phrase it
00:49:27should we
00:49:28go here
00:49:29or should
00:49:30we go
00:49:30here or
00:49:31here?
00:49:31So it is
00:49:32one question.
00:49:33I think it
00:49:33says good
00:49:34thing, bad
00:49:34thing.
00:49:34Yeah, it's
00:49:35a good
00:49:35or bad
00:49:35thing, yeah.
00:49:36Would it
00:49:36be a good
00:49:37thing to
00:49:37go to
00:49:38ever deep
00:49:38or would
00:49:39it be a
00:49:39good thing
00:49:40to go to
00:49:41Matali?
00:49:42But that's
00:49:42the only good
00:49:42thing, bad
00:49:43thing.
00:49:44You would
00:49:45have to say
00:49:45Matali or
00:49:46ever deep and
00:49:47it'll tell you
00:49:47good or bad.
00:49:48Yeah, so I
00:49:49have a sneaking
00:49:50suspicion that it's
00:49:51a bad idea to
00:49:51go to ever deep
00:49:52now.
00:49:53Yeah.
00:49:54I'm with you on
00:49:54that.
00:49:55Yeah, I think
00:49:55we should go to
00:49:56Matali.
00:49:56We could figure out
00:49:59what to do
00:49:59with this
00:49:59boon once we
00:50:01get there.
00:50:01Just get the
00:50:01boon and then
00:50:02figure out what
00:50:02to do.
00:50:03So what are we
00:50:03asking the
00:50:04runes in?
00:50:05Go ahead.
00:50:05We should just
00:50:05go to ever deep
00:50:06on the last
00:50:06episode.
00:50:13Thank you all
00:50:13for joining us.
00:50:16I cannot.
00:50:17Okay.
00:50:19So we're
00:50:20going to go to
00:50:20Matali but
00:50:21we're just talking
00:50:22about what to ask
00:50:22the runes.
00:50:23We need to go to
00:50:24Matali and to
00:50:25get the boon and
00:50:26the boon will
00:50:26give us a wish
00:50:27that we can probably
00:50:27use when we go to
00:50:28ever deep.
00:50:28And we can talk
00:50:29to Miss Thing.
00:50:30So we don't need
00:50:30to ask the boon
00:50:31anything.
00:50:31I mean we don't
00:50:32ask the runes
00:50:32anything.
00:50:33I mean we should
00:50:34ask something.
00:50:35We get one
00:50:35at a time.
00:50:36We should.
00:50:37Okay then what's
00:50:37the question?
00:50:38Is it a good
00:50:39idea to go to
00:50:39Matali?
00:50:40That is the
00:50:41question we're
00:50:41going to ask.
00:50:42You scatter the
00:50:43bones before you.
00:50:47The runes.
00:50:50Chaos.
00:50:51Destruction.
00:50:53Ruin.
00:50:54We're all
00:50:54face down.
00:50:57And facing you
00:51:01wealth, magic,
00:51:03creation, and
00:51:04love.
00:51:05See that broke
00:51:08bitch is the
00:51:09garbage eater.
00:51:10She's the one.
00:51:11She's the one for
00:51:11you.
00:51:12Give us a
00:51:12Listerine but she's
00:51:13the one.
00:51:13And this is the
00:51:13human land?
00:51:15Yes.
00:51:15Wow.
00:51:16Magic from the
00:51:17human land?
00:51:18Yeah.
00:51:18Okay so we're
00:51:18going to Matali.
00:51:19Period.
00:51:20So you're going to
00:51:20give us some
00:51:21passage.
00:51:22Yes.
00:51:22You're going to
00:51:22give us a ride.
00:51:23Oh absolutely I'd
00:51:24be more than
00:51:24happy to.
00:51:25You see that the
00:51:26mirror turns and
00:51:27says magical
00:51:29artifacts you
00:51:30have been given
00:51:30additionally before
00:51:31you leave Gertrude.
00:51:33If there is any
00:51:36immortal that you
00:51:37wish to see I can
00:51:39show them to you
00:51:40before we leave.
00:51:41And you also have
00:51:42your crystal ball
00:51:42which can show you
00:51:43anyone mortal
00:51:44Oh you should see
00:51:46what my mom is
00:51:46doing.
00:51:47Let me be clear.
00:51:49Let me be clear.
00:51:51The crystal ball
00:51:51how often can I
00:51:52use that?
00:51:53Once per day.
00:51:54So I can see
00:51:54anyone I want at
00:51:56any time or who
00:51:57they are where
00:51:57they are as long
00:51:57as I have knowledge
00:51:59of who that person
00:51:59is right?
00:52:01And she can show
00:52:02me any immortal.
00:52:03Immortal yeah.
00:52:04And there are two
00:52:06immortals out there
00:52:07in these streets with
00:52:08boons.
00:52:09One is your mom.
00:52:10The other one is
00:52:11this keeper of this
00:52:12ring over in
00:52:13Matali.
00:52:14Yeah.
00:52:14That's correct.
00:52:15Yeah.
00:52:16So we should see
00:52:16who has the ring
00:52:17because we know
00:52:18who your mom is.
00:52:18We should see
00:52:20who has that ring.
00:52:22So we know who
00:52:23we're looking for
00:52:23when we go to
00:52:24Matali.
00:52:24Yes.
00:52:25Okay.
00:52:25Is that a good
00:52:26choice?
00:52:26You're my room
00:52:27now.
00:52:28It's wonderful.
00:52:28So you're going
00:52:29to ask show me
00:52:30the efreet within
00:52:32Matali.
00:52:33Yes.
00:52:33Show me the efreet
00:52:35within Matali.
00:52:36Best beard is a
00:52:37lyric.
00:52:37You look at
00:52:38Matali beautiful
00:52:41robes hanging
00:52:42purple fruit.
00:52:43You see there are
00:52:44tall like mushrooms
00:52:46in this oasis
00:52:47and beyond.
00:52:48And beyond you
00:52:49see there are like
00:52:49in the distance
00:52:50spiring golden
00:52:51towers.
00:52:52It's like a
00:52:53paradise here.
00:52:54Magic and wonder.
00:52:55And you see in
00:52:56this oasis there
00:52:59is the princess
00:53:00Asiya who is
00:53:02sitting on a
00:53:03mushroom going
00:53:06I have to tell
00:53:07the other vipers
00:53:08eventually right?
00:53:09This massive red
00:53:11efreet sort of
00:53:12it's like a type
00:53:13of gene is
00:53:14sitting there
00:53:14sort of fiery
00:53:15going Asiya
00:53:20you're going to
00:53:20you're going to have
00:53:20to tell princess
00:53:23eventually.
00:53:23You are lying.
00:53:24She's like
00:53:25she's beautiful
00:53:27and she's amazing
00:53:28and God
00:53:28Troianne almost
00:53:29spotted me.
00:53:30We went to
00:53:31high school together
00:53:32I'm sure she knows
00:53:33that I'm poor as
00:53:33hell.
00:53:36And you see that
00:53:37the freak goes
00:53:37I just
00:53:39I think if
00:53:40you tell the truth
00:53:41there might be
00:53:42something there.
00:53:43Striding into the
00:53:44glade
00:53:44you hear
00:53:45thump thump
00:53:46thump and you see
00:53:47she turns around
00:53:48and sees
00:53:49Karg
00:53:50the orcish prince.
00:53:51Oh yeah the one
00:53:52who didn't know
00:53:52how to communicate.
00:53:53No to communicate
00:53:54who walks in
00:53:55and goes
00:53:56are you the
00:53:58the princess
00:53:59Asiya?
00:54:00Turns around
00:54:01and goes
00:54:01haha yeah
00:54:02I'm the prince
00:54:02I'm a normal princess
00:54:03real princess
00:54:04and you see that
00:54:05Karg says
00:54:06you have stolen
00:54:07the heart of the
00:54:08woman I love
00:54:09I challenge you
00:54:09to a duel at sunrise
00:54:12and you see he
00:54:13runs out of the
00:54:13clearing and she
00:54:14goes what?
00:54:15Freak goes
00:54:16a princess
00:54:17for him
00:54:17has really got
00:54:18it going on
00:54:19and the vision
00:54:20fades
00:54:20and a freak
00:54:21is just like
00:54:22a human
00:54:22a fire genie
00:54:24got it
00:54:24a fire genie
00:54:25a fire genie
00:54:26yes
00:54:26so this
00:54:27this little
00:54:28fire genie
00:54:29is what we
00:54:29need to go
00:54:30yeah
00:54:30and he's there
00:54:31he's just
00:54:31helping out
00:54:32Asiya
00:54:32and it looks
00:54:33like there's
00:54:33some drama
00:54:34unfolding
00:54:35in Natali
00:54:35there's about
00:54:36to be a showdown
00:54:37at sundown
00:54:37I love it to all
00:54:40so the mirror
00:54:41shows you that
00:54:41and says
00:54:42any other immortals
00:54:44that you wish
00:54:44to show you
00:54:45I can
00:54:46for once you depart
00:54:47it may be hard
00:54:47to return to
00:54:48Piridio
00:54:49let's just see
00:54:49what she's doing
00:54:50let's just see
00:54:51what she's doing
00:54:52let's check out mom
00:54:53she's probably
00:54:53making her great
00:54:54little seaweed salad
00:54:55she's so good
00:54:56you know
00:54:56I think she's not
00:54:57oh wait
00:54:58Titania's also
00:54:59an immortal
00:55:00Titania's also an immortal
00:55:01yeah
00:55:01okay yeah
00:55:01let's see both of them
00:55:02why not
00:55:03oh well we can
00:55:04see both of them
00:55:04let's see both of them
00:55:07you see the mirror
00:55:07shows you Titania
00:55:08she's really sad
00:55:10and being benevolent
00:55:11you look at Arcadia
00:55:12she is holding
00:55:13her crown
00:55:15in her hands
00:55:16looking at it
00:55:17and weeping
00:55:18and you see that
00:55:19she is looking
00:55:20into a mirror
00:55:23of immortality
00:55:24of her own
00:55:25and you see that
00:55:27she is looking
00:55:27and sees my sorrow
00:55:29and just
00:55:30you're going
00:55:31sister
00:55:33I'm angry too
00:55:36but we have to
00:55:37fight for our people
00:55:38first
00:55:39we can't punish
00:55:40our enemies
00:55:41at the expense
00:55:41of the people
00:55:42we love
00:55:43please come home
00:55:45and you see
00:55:47Titania
00:55:47looking at Mysara
00:55:49even in this act
00:55:50of like
00:55:51ruination
00:55:52and reaching out
00:55:54for her
00:55:54loving her sister
00:55:55Titania's fierce
00:55:56Titania's great
00:55:58we need her power
00:55:59that is the queen
00:56:00she is
00:56:00queen says queen
00:56:02queen tea
00:56:03and you see
00:56:04that the
00:56:05the sort of
00:56:06the crown
00:56:06sort of glows
00:56:07in her hands
00:56:07you see the sort of
00:56:08lava glowing
00:56:09around here
00:56:10Morphandrix looks
00:56:11as in his stomach
00:56:13he has like
00:56:14gold in the scales
00:56:15of his stomach
00:56:16that also glows
00:56:17like the crown
00:56:18in his vision
00:56:18and you see
00:56:19he goes
00:56:20her tool
00:56:21of eternity
00:56:22the crown
00:56:24a symbol
00:56:25of
00:56:26her servitude
00:56:28to her people
00:56:29it is helpful
00:56:29sometimes
00:56:30to have a physical
00:56:31memory
00:56:32of why
00:56:33we wear
00:56:34the curse
00:56:35of immortality
00:56:36you see
00:56:36he taps
00:56:37the gold
00:56:37on his stomach
00:56:38perhaps a tool
00:56:39like that
00:56:40for you
00:56:40Gertrude
00:56:41may come in handy
00:56:42would it be something
00:56:43I have
00:56:43or something
00:56:44I can
00:56:44I would recommend
00:56:45it be something
00:56:46that you create
00:56:47and you see
00:56:48he taps
00:56:48the rune
00:56:49of creation
00:56:50in your augury
00:56:51runes
00:56:52about Mitali
00:56:52you see
00:56:55vision moves
00:56:56the throne room
00:56:58of Everdeep
00:56:59the very first
00:57:01scene
00:57:01that we saw
00:57:02of Troianne
00:57:02in season one
00:57:03of Dungeons & Dragons
00:57:04your mother's
00:57:05hair floating
00:57:06up above
00:57:08she looks up
00:57:09you see
00:57:10that kneeling
00:57:11before her
00:57:12is Mysara
00:57:13who
00:57:14in chains
00:57:14at the foot
00:57:16of the throne
00:57:16is Roy
00:57:17of Karkin
00:57:18and next to him
00:57:19is Spole
00:57:19also in chains
00:57:20are they all kneeling
00:57:22they're all kneeling
00:57:23damn poor Roy
00:57:24kneeling in front of
00:57:24your ex-wife
00:57:25is so embarrassing
00:57:26oh my god
00:57:28Mysara lifts
00:57:29up her hands
00:57:31wisp
00:57:32of dragonfire
00:57:33the boom
00:57:34of Mephamdrix
00:57:36alights
00:57:37she breathes
00:57:38it in
00:57:39through her gills
00:57:39gosh
00:57:40I
00:57:42am
00:57:44undying
00:57:45she screams
00:57:47aloud
00:57:48you see
00:57:49that Mysara
00:57:50goes
00:57:50a price
00:57:51for this
00:57:52gift
00:57:53your majesty
00:57:54oh she is
00:57:55monstrous
00:57:56and you see
00:57:57that Inera
00:57:58looks down
00:57:58he says
00:57:59a price
00:58:01I am only
00:58:03too glad
00:58:04to pay
00:58:06Huey
00:58:07and you see
00:58:08riding a crocodile
00:58:09through this space
00:58:10Huey says
00:58:10yes your majesty
00:58:11she says
00:58:12the beast
00:58:14will heed
00:58:15the call
00:58:16of an immortal
00:58:17venture
00:58:19forth
00:58:19as fast
00:58:20as you can
00:58:21find the beast
00:58:23and bring it here
00:58:24bring me
00:58:25bring me
00:58:26my kraken
00:58:27and you
00:58:28remember the tentacles
00:58:29on the book
00:58:31Mysara had
00:58:32you see that
00:58:33Huey says
00:58:33gladly
00:58:34but
00:58:35it won't
00:58:38I can
00:58:40fight it
00:58:41I can hunt it
00:58:42but it won't
00:58:44obey your commands
00:58:44it's the kraken
00:58:46it's an immortal
00:58:46you see she says
00:58:47I am immortal
00:58:48and the tools
00:58:50I require
00:58:50to bind the beast
00:58:52are being brought
00:58:53to me already
00:58:54by our dear friend
00:58:56Lord Baudelaire
00:58:57is that not so
00:58:58and you see
00:59:00she looks to Mysara
00:59:01and goes
00:59:02indeed
00:59:04Lord Baudelaire
00:59:05is with them
00:59:07right now
00:59:08there's the fucking
00:59:09guy you told
00:59:10to follow us
00:59:14you see
00:59:15that
00:59:17shit
00:59:18why did you
00:59:19tell him
00:59:20to follow us
00:59:20it's cute
00:59:22you just heard him
00:59:23say I love you
00:59:24and you're like
00:59:24come on look in
00:59:26you remember
00:59:27that Lord Alexei
00:59:28was wearing a mask
00:59:29at the masquerade ball
00:59:30and Constano
00:59:31was wearing a mask
00:59:32oh
00:59:34Constano was wearing
00:59:35a mask the entire time
00:59:36he was with you
00:59:36on winter's eve
00:59:37looking around
00:59:38is it the same person
00:59:39or they're of the same
00:59:40ilk
00:59:41you have your crystal ball
00:59:42with you if you want
00:59:42so I'm gonna look at
00:59:45I'm gonna
00:59:45let me look at
00:59:46show me Lord Alexei
00:59:48so you
00:59:49you call out
00:59:51and you see
00:59:52at first
00:59:54Constano
00:59:55when you say Alexei
00:59:56it shows you Constano
00:59:57because Constano
00:59:58is the same person
00:59:59Alexei Kleinebauer
01:00:00Duflauschmidt von Baudelaire
01:00:02with the mask
01:00:03and a huge amount
01:00:05of chains
01:00:06are wrapped around him
01:00:08that you see
01:00:08are now glowing
01:00:09with a dull magic
01:00:10has a golden umbrella
01:00:12and is flying
01:00:13through the skies
01:00:14of Pyridia
01:00:14he got two things
01:00:15he's pretending
01:00:16to be dumb
01:00:17he's not dumb
01:00:18going
01:00:18ha ha
01:00:19ha ha
01:00:20oh ho ho
01:00:21oh ho ho ho
01:00:21then he turns
01:00:22Lord Alexei
01:00:23you have done it
01:00:24take care
01:00:26so is he getting
01:00:26away from us
01:00:27yes
01:00:27he's flying
01:00:28through the skies
01:00:28of Pyridia
01:00:29how far away is he
01:00:29how far from me is he
01:00:31you look through
01:00:32your crystal ball
01:00:32and can see
01:00:33the mountain
01:00:35probably like
01:00:3530 or 40 miles
01:00:37in the distance
01:00:37miles
01:00:38oh
01:00:40Mone
01:00:40why did you invite
01:00:41this fucking
01:00:41okay
01:00:42okay
01:00:42you thought so
01:00:44you should have
01:00:45told me
01:00:45I did
01:00:46we all told you
01:00:47did you really
01:00:48yes
01:00:48I said don't invite
01:00:49this guy
01:00:50you did not tell me
01:00:51you were lying
01:00:51Tom get rid of him
01:00:53I said
01:00:55ladies
01:00:55didn't I
01:00:56no
01:00:57you've been trying
01:00:58to get wings
01:00:58for your boyfriend
01:00:59you see that
01:00:59Mofandridge looks
01:01:00and says
01:01:00the chains
01:01:00the chains
01:01:02those dull iron chains
01:01:04and you see
01:01:05he reaches back
01:01:05and starts to dig
01:01:06through his hoard
01:01:06he says
01:01:07I will admit
01:01:08a fascination
01:01:09with gold
01:01:09over other metals
01:01:10but those might
01:01:11not have been
01:01:11normal chains
01:01:12oh
01:01:13they were fucking
01:01:14carbon fiber
01:01:15he digs through
01:01:16and turns around
01:01:16and says
01:01:17bios
01:01:19the chains
01:01:20of command
01:01:20oh he's gonna
01:01:22control the kraken
01:01:23oh
01:01:23oh
01:01:24he's gonna
01:01:25control the kraken
01:01:26girl we're gonna
01:01:28fight the kraken
01:01:29we're gonna
01:01:29fight your mom
01:01:30we're gonna
01:01:30fight this
01:01:31fucking witch
01:01:32bitch
01:01:32you have accumulated
01:01:33an impressive
01:01:34array of enemies
01:01:36but you have
01:01:37a bunch of
01:01:37magical gear
01:01:38right
01:01:39so we don't
01:01:40need to be
01:01:40too sad
01:01:41can we get
01:01:41some more
01:01:42I was about to say
01:01:42is there anything
01:01:43else we can use
01:01:44that we can use
01:01:45is it like a
01:01:45buy one get one
01:01:46he says
01:01:47I can
01:01:47he says
01:01:49give one get one
01:01:50he says
01:01:50there are many
01:01:51weapons here
01:01:52but perhaps
01:01:53none as powerful
01:01:54as the ones
01:01:54you
01:01:55you know who
01:01:56has an impressive
01:01:57array of magical
01:01:58weapon
01:01:58a Nira
01:01:59yeah I agree
01:02:03you see
01:02:04he says
01:02:04the jade vipers
01:02:06within
01:02:06we gotta go
01:02:08it's been
01:02:09it's been so fun
01:02:09hanging out here
01:02:10how long is the trip
01:02:11to Mitali
01:02:11as one last fever
01:02:13for my
01:02:14saviors
01:02:15and heroes
01:02:16let's say
01:02:17right
01:02:17now
01:02:19boom
01:02:19and lava
01:02:20boom
01:02:21moves up from the ground
01:02:22and creates an archway
01:02:24and he
01:02:24without breathing fire
01:02:26just goes
01:02:26and blows you
01:02:28on a gust of wind
01:02:29through this portal
01:02:30farewell
01:02:31I shall be here
01:02:33if you need me
01:02:34I am wishing you
01:02:35all the best
01:02:36on your journeys
01:02:36to come
01:02:37I know that you
01:02:38can do it
01:02:39heroes of Calvorda
01:02:44and around
01:02:45you see
01:02:46the verdant land
01:02:47of Mitali
01:02:49the questing queen
01:02:50take Mitali
01:02:51the questing queen
01:02:52take Mitali
01:02:53and that's all
01:02:54for this episode
01:02:55of Dimension 20
01:02:56Dungeons and Drag Queens
01:02:57we'll see you next time
01:02:58on another thrilling episode
01:03:00farewell
01:03:00the questing queen
01:03:01is take
01:03:02Mitali
01:03:02I'm screaming
01:03:03amen
01:03:03amen
01:03:04amen
01:03:04amen
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