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Superboy vs. Alien - Full EP
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00:12Let go of the president!
00:15Hand over the nuclear codes, or I stick this down your-
00:19Hey! Who's hungry for some fried calamari?
00:26It's Commander Z, leader of the Zenrith League!
00:33What's up, how's your grandpa doing, Amelia?
00:36The last time I saved him-
00:37Shoot him!
00:59Let's get this over with, I have a thing later.
01:07Let's get this over with, I have a thing later.
01:07Have a big day!
01:30Don't worry buddy. I know a really good Taylor.
01:39you've done it again commander z it took the fbi five years fighting these alien terrorists but
01:46it only took you five months undercover to find them and just five minutes to take him out told
01:52you i have a thing later sir please let me honor you with a public announcement whoa sir with all
01:57due respect i just want to live my life as a normal high school senior sir your tux
02:25fuck i'm gonna be late for our date ivy's gonna be real mad and your flowers
02:32thanks alphonse but i'm gonna need more than this help me get her a good apology present
02:37something fancy okay another gift but you just secretly got her into zenith league
02:49whoa watch it hey i know you like what you're seeing but maybe buy the lady a drink first
03:00wait your cat girl kimi newly melted rank s superhero man
03:05i know you fanboys want my autograph sorry to disappoint but i have a girlfriend already
03:12she's the only superhero for me oh good because i don't have time to chit chat with nerds you can
03:17run along to your girlfriend while i go save the president don't sweat it i i already took care
03:22of the alien wait took care of the alien you name zeno
03:29that's the next wave of enemies wait i should tell you there's only one way to kill them who
03:33do you think i am i'm cat girl bird's natural predator not those guys their feathered coats
03:37are made of a special metal it's impenetrable go for the inside of their beaks and how would
03:42you know what whatever who is he to tell me how to fight
03:53phew made it right on time
03:58why is there a party here ivy hey anyone seen ivy
04:06ivy i brought you flowers for our dating anniversary and
04:10i'm glad you made it zeno this is my breakup party because i'm dumping you
04:16breaking up we just hit our two you missed the entire half of the school year i know you're
04:21bland and you blend in hang on i'm bland what you've been mixing sriracha with bees in your
04:27drink or something but you're utterly for forgettable now and that's embarrassing me
04:32seriously simps are supposed to try extra hard for your attention he doesn't even try guess he's a
04:38failure at that too excuse me though i'm enjoying the sweet talk this is between me and my girl
04:44friend stop pretending like you can even protect me or have anything to offer zeno and how would you
04:50know that because i'm gonna be the new face of zenith league i was just recruited by the number one
04:57superhero league in the world as for you class rankings came out already haven't you seen them
05:04you missed so much of mercenary school you missed all the trials to get into the superhero leagues
05:09your lowest of the lows rank z and you know zenith league only takes rank a's and above i can't
05:16be
05:16seen with you like this
05:22they're asking me commander z of the entire league to try out for my own team
05:28you don't understand would king kong go to school just to prove he can squash a tiny little bug
05:33i thought so look closely i only score so low so that you ivy don't have to feel so bad
05:41about coming
05:42in last place i didn't ask you to do those things quit trying to guilt trip me i bet even
05:48if your
05:48parents were alive they'd ditch you for a more gifted son too
06:03i kill you just for fun but why waste time on maggot like you
06:08i won't let you get away with it
06:15that was the day i unlocked my powers and that was when i promised to never let another child go
06:20through the same hell i did my parents died protecting this world don't sell their memories
06:27or what and too bad you didn't inherit your parents super genes otherwise you wouldn't be such a loser
06:33whatever xenon you can stay at the bottom because i've upgraded for someone better
06:38someone who can actually take me to high places
06:43hey what's up nerd
06:54you cheated on me ivy
06:58brad has super strength in his rank a zenith league just accepted him
07:02he's my real hero oh my god his superhero name is the boulder how cool is that
07:08and you're just a powerless weakling born to be a loser
07:11ah baby i'm so sore from benching 500 today
07:14oh i'll massage them for you
07:16looks like i gained another power invisibility
07:19ivy doesn't have to give a damn about you
07:21because guess what
07:22zenith league is starting an all-girls special team
07:25and ivy is going to be on it
07:27that's right
07:27it's led by the drop-dead gorgeous catgirl kimi
07:31and i'm the newest member
07:32oh i'm so excited
07:34why aren't you applauding
07:35you should be happy i'm making you famous for being my ex-boyfriend
07:40that's because i was the one who got you
07:49that zeno guy was right about birdman's weakness
07:52i could have died if it weren't for his intel
07:55whoever he is
07:57i must find him
08:00you got me into zenith league
08:03oh it's almost cute
08:05his vocab is so limited
08:06he doesn't even know the meaning of zenith league
08:08i'm commander z
08:09the creator and literal definition of zenith league
08:13yeah even i know zenith means top of the top
08:16what are those glasses for anyways
08:19keep your mediocrity away from me
08:21don't be an idiot zeno
08:23you don't even have powers
08:24i only got into zenith league
08:26all thanks to brad
08:28his dad is the headhunter
08:30i see how it is
08:31your lame excuses aren't doing a very good job
08:33covering up your greed
08:34and to think i was going to take you to the top with me
08:36not anymore
08:36i know you're sensitive
08:38and i broke your fragile little heart
08:40but let's face it
08:41there's no future with you
08:42that's because you're too busy plummeting to the ground
08:45too bad
08:45this glorified piece of rock
08:47isn't going to save you from the oncoming regret
08:49when you realize that
08:50your upgrade
08:51is a downgrade
08:53i'll show you who's a downgrade
09:11i made a promise to my parents
09:12that i was only going to use my powers for good
09:14not petty fights
09:22nobody's ever deflected my punch before
09:24much less catch it
09:25how did he
09:26oh he's so big and strong
09:28they don't call brad the boulder for nothing
09:31you fools are made for each other
09:33zeno
09:34even being invisible would do you more good than having no powers
09:38i'm sorry for you
09:40you can save the pity for yourself
09:42you know what
09:42this guy's ruined the whole party
09:43i've got a bigger bachelor pod
09:45let's head over there
09:46here's a lesson before i leave you in the dust
09:48zeno
09:48love is for fairy tales
09:50even i know that
09:53a loser
09:55so that's what my first girlfriend thinks of me huh
09:56well joke's on her
10:02because from where i stand
10:03i see a hero
10:15that's thanks for helping me take down the enemy
10:18oh you mean the pigeon guys
10:21thought you said you had him in the bag
10:23miss rank s
10:26i didn't
10:27a good cat admits when she's met her better half
10:29guess you're not just some nerd
10:31you'd be an asset to zeneryth league
10:33how about you become our battle tactician
10:35is that an invite
10:38to my own superhero league
10:41it is
10:42tomorrow's the first day training for new recruits
10:44your ex-girlfriend will be there too
10:46i can tell everyone you're my boyfriend
10:48help you get back at her
10:50i went from tactician to boyfriend in less than five seconds
10:53that's a little fast i have to think about it
10:55i live life on the edge
10:56bottoms up boo
10:59this is a good chance to see what my team is actually like
11:01i'll stay undercover for this
11:07first training day is like frat rush
11:09you'll have to go through a gauntlet of opponents
11:11but i bet you'll have plenty of pointers for our heroes
11:13if they're actually any good then they won't need my help
11:15oh you'll be surprised
11:17you go in there first i'm gonna change
11:18i'll be back in a moment to introduce you
11:28first training day i'm ready to shoot up some new recruits
11:33again you nearly killed everyone in our last batch
11:35and a bunch of villagers too
11:36maybe save some fun for me this time huh
11:39what the hell
11:40i created zenith league so the world's best superheroes
11:43can fight crime and evil together
11:45not torment civilians
11:50oh my gosh
11:52zenith league even upgraded my weapon for me
11:55personally delivered by cat girl
11:56kiwi sidekick too
11:57and it's all thanks to you for recommending me brad
12:01i want to rematch for that arm wrestling the other day oh yeah you want to get whooped again
12:31this what you superheroes do all day getting off on measuring guns and stroking your eagles
12:38xeno what the hell are you doing here this is only for zenith league superheroes and recruits
12:43your techniques all wrong you gotta engage your toes
12:45oh and never underestimate pinky power
13:16who's this weak looking twig
13:18you're the one who's the one who's all bark and no bite
13:20this isn't a challenge for me because beating you guys would be like squashing
13:23and that's it four eyes you can only read about how to fight in a textbook
13:27but i've got real combat experience
13:34so let me show you what makes me a real man
13:37or maybe i'll teach you a lesson in humility
13:42give up xenon i know you're desperate to get me back but you have no powers you're not even good
13:46enough to be the towel boy i told you i'm not interested in your petty little games come on
13:50loser you don't even want to fight back after your girl chose me what you scared of course he's
13:54scared brad everyone knows you've got super strength and you're the strongest of our class
13:57you're gonna break his arm in less than a second you keep underestimating me ivy but you're
14:01gonna regret it her only regret is not dumping your nerdy ass earlier now put your arm up and if
14:06you don't trigger happy will show you a real good time games and powers that's all they care about
14:11instead of helping those in need i really should clean house go on arm up dipshit
14:18better use that pinky power you were talking about if you want to live
14:25three two one go
14:36if you're rank a then what am i
14:42what the hell was that you look scared i thought you were the bolder
14:48not very bold are you i told you your stance was all wrong
14:51nobody has ever beat brad before this this is impossible what kind of trickery did you pull
14:59on me spill it i'd never lose i won fair and square but who's the sore loser now
15:12enough no more of this xenon i know i broke your fragile little heart when i dumped you but this
15:16is no place for your circus act yeah your loser ex-boyfriend just wants to humiliate you in front
15:22of all the heroes at zenith league do you even know what this place is xenon this is the danger
15:27room the ultimate training arena for zenith lee designed by catgirl kimmy herself is the only
15:34rank s female fighter in the league nobody dares to mess with her well i didn't need those glasses
15:38anyways impressed this whip is the very proof that i belong here yeah your aim really has improved with
15:43that new whip zenith league upgraded it with material that can even burn through an iron wall
15:47before you couldn't even hit an elephant if it was two feet in front of you stop talking down
15:50to me i'm a somebody now and you're a nobody what are you gonna do actually whip me i'm not
15:54your boyfriend anymore or are you begging me back now that's it i'm getting rid of you once and
15:59for all
16:09he caught my whip
16:13this whip is injected with venom too how is he still okay you said you got this whip because
16:18catgirl kimmy recruited you to be on her girl power squad yes and you better watch it
16:23you can fish in this and you mess with me that's messing with catgirl kimmy
16:30you're an idiot xeno and i thought you were at least book smart all of us here are rank a
16:34heroes
16:34we can pumple you to mush if we wanted to but now you're straight up tempting death catgirl kimmy
16:40skinned her last opponent birdman alive you know that oh yes i heard she told me the whole thing
16:44you see kimiko was the one who invited me today are you kidding me catgirl kimiko is a rank s
16:50hero
16:50she would never be caught with a powerless weaker like you oof and they say only sticks and stones
16:55can hurt me actually nothing can it's time i take back everything i ever gave you and put you in
17:00your place i did
17:08my whip
17:11so are we just gonna stand around and talk or are we gonna fight
17:22what was that zeon you'll pay for this brad do something
17:29this all you got all i feel is a light breeze you don't want to play with hellfire
17:38you just look like an ape drenched in kerosene get a grip
17:46hey he's getting me trigger happy let's hit him all at once
17:54i want his head
17:56charge it
17:58no
17:59no
18:00no
18:01no
18:02no
18:03no
18:03no
18:04no
18:04no
18:06no
18:10no
18:11no
18:11no
18:11no
18:16no
18:20you just kissed him
18:23do you know who that is
18:25that's my that's just some nobody from mercenary school
18:28yep my new battle tactician and he's got better moves than everyone in this room
18:34combined he has zero rank he's not even a recruit he's a towel boy
18:39he beat your arm in under a second anyone else want to debate his qualifications
18:45you could have just shaken my hand
18:46where's the fun in that
18:49where's the fun in that
18:50my office five minutes
18:53do you have something
18:55oh i'm gonna do something
19:01tonight
19:01there's a data heist at the federal tech vault downtown
19:05someone's going after zenith league's classified files
19:09how classified
19:10identity level
19:11identity level real names home addresses
19:14every active hero in the league
19:15including mine
19:17you'll come as tech support stay in comms range and call the shots from the outside
19:22boomerang and i go in
19:23what do we know about the crew hitting the vault
19:30you
19:30go by vortex
19:31new
19:32nobody's faced him yet and walked away with their power intact
19:35he drains supers on contact
19:37one touch
19:38gone
19:39everything
19:40one touch
19:42so he can only drain one person at a time
19:45yes
19:47then don't let him get his hands on both of you at once
19:50you keep him splitting his attention
19:52he can't drain what he can't catch
19:55see
19:56that's why you're here
20:00meet me at the van in an hour
20:03try not to look too smart it's distracting
20:07i built this league to protect people
20:09if vortex gets those files every hero i trained is a walking target
20:16we're in server rooms two floors down
20:18three heat signatures ahead of you
20:19vortex is the one hanging back
20:21he'll let his crew engage first he waits until you're distracted
20:24look at that he strategizes
20:38boomerang left
20:43boomerang
20:46now
20:50i can't feel it
20:52my power's gone
20:54stay down
20:56cat girl rank s
20:58i've been looking forward to this
21:01keep him reaching left and keeney
21:03don't let him back him into a corner
21:04he's counting on that
21:11who's in your ear
21:26interesting nothing to drain
21:29or is there something you're hiding
21:38this isn't over
21:40not even close
21:45he felt something that's a problem
21:50boomerang's power will return fully in 48 hours
21:52the download was stopped
21:53mission's a win
21:54a win boomerang got drained nobody's ever taken her down before
21:58she'd be completely powerless right now if kimi hadn't split his attention
22:01he can only drain one target at a time that's his limit
22:04that's how you beat him
22:05he also grabbed our tactist outside the van
22:08tried to drain him nothing happened
22:10why rank z remember nothing to drain
22:13i want a full background sweep on this guy
22:16school records family history the works something doesn't add up
22:19i trust him that's enough
22:22you've known him for two days kimi he's got no rank no powers and vortex
22:27walked right up to his van like he knew exactly who he was looking for
22:30meeting's over
22:35xenon yeah you noticed his drain pattern before we even got inside
22:39i study people it's what i do and when his hand was on your wrist
22:44you didn't flinch you didn't panic you were waiting to see what he'd do
22:50xeno is there something you want to tell me
23:03zenith league
23:04i have a simple request
23:07commander z steps forward and reveals his true identity
23:11publicly in the city square you have until dawn
23:14or i drain every rank a hero in this city simultaneously
23:18every single one
23:21can he actually do that we don't know what his upper limit is
23:26does anyone here know who commander z is
23:32commander z has always operated independently
23:34his identity is classified even from us
23:38so what do we do we can't just let vortex drain all of us
23:42some of us don't have anything to worry about rank z's got no power to drain right xenon
23:46right lucky you
24:04nobody bombs every single test
24:09not this consistently not unless they're trying to
24:21no way
24:23no way
24:31oh
24:32oh that's why
24:34no way
24:39no way
24:41no way
24:49no way
24:52no way
25:05he's not waiting for dawn
25:07everyone full gear now
25:13no way
25:13no way
25:17zeno get me a plan
25:20if i go out there as commander z
25:23everything i built gets blown open
25:26everyone i've kept safe my team my cover my life
25:32god
25:32gone
25:33but if i don't
25:35i can feel it he's pulling
25:37from here
25:39zeno i need a plan now
25:42commander z
25:44sir you have to go now if he completes the drain i know alphonse
26:02i know who commander z is
26:04me
26:22Don't move!
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