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Ace! The Golf King's Reconquest EP
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00:00:05Every golfer knows this model, ball on the water, career on the line, but not a single
00:00:11player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:18Oh shit!
00:00:41Holy! I'll take that back! Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:48Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:52Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row? You truly are the undeniable
00:00:59king of golf! How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:03Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:07Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition. Ambiotic fluid embolism.
00:01:12Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:01:17I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go.
00:01:25I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:01:32Claire, my wife. Yes.
00:01:36No, come on. What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:40Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:57No matter what happens, we'll always love you. Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:04Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:19I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:23I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:27I promise I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:40Hey, tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:44Are you sure? If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:49Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:08Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:13We look just like the pros.
00:03:15Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:03:18Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:28There you go. Now I'm paying you. Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:33You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:39That's enough.
00:03:51Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly. This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:57Come on, Mia. Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:03You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:14Let me handle it.
00:04:18See, even the help knows its place.
00:04:20You've got to trash. You should do anything for a buck.
00:04:22Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:24I bet he will.
00:04:42Your form is sloppy.
00:04:44Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:50Throw them out.
00:04:55Don't touch me!
00:04:58Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:04Yeah. I could have done better. I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:08He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:12Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:15Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:20Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:24I'm sorry. I don't play golf.
00:05:27I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:30I see real talent in you. Don't waste it.
00:05:35It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:51Hey, Bobby.
00:05:53Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:55You know, they can't come back.
00:05:57I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:59I already told you my answer.
00:06:01I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:12Gabriel, I already told you. I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:15Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:17You need to come to the school now.
00:06:29What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:35Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:37Hey!
00:06:42You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:46Oh, God.
00:06:47It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:50But a small world.
00:06:52My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:55He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:57That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:07:00Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:07:06Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills, but...
00:07:11But you're too poor.
00:07:12Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:14Yeah, guess what? Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:19And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:23So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:27Daddy, it's 70 grand a lot.
00:07:33I don't need it.
00:07:36I don't want to go, daddy.
00:07:38I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:41But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:46This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:49And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:52And you let it happen.
00:07:53Hey, kids will fight. I can't stop that.
00:07:57Then you suspend her.
00:08:00I...
00:08:00Hey!
00:08:03Hey!
00:08:11Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:13There is 10k.
00:08:15Forget about art school.
00:08:17Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:23It's not my fault.
00:08:24You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:32Come on, Angel.
00:08:33Get your stuff.
00:08:34Let's go.
00:08:36See?
00:08:37I told you so.
00:08:38Wait.
00:08:39Mr. Smith, about that donation.
00:08:42Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:46I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa. I'm sorry.
00:08:56Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:01I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:03I'll be a good kid.
00:09:04I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:07No, sweetie. I'm sorry.
00:09:10And don't worry.
00:09:11Your daddy's not going to let that brat take your spot.
00:09:20I buried the man I used to be.
00:09:22But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:24It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:43Gabriel, get my clubs.
00:09:45I'm back.
00:10:07Sis, qualifying match next week.
00:10:10I'm going to destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:15Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:17With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:21They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:23And if it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would have...
00:10:26Jake is young and talented.
00:10:28Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:29It's a shame the legendary golfer Lion retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:34If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:38Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:41Kane, didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:44What? Shut up.
00:10:46Two yards.
00:10:49What?
00:10:55What do you mean two yards?
00:10:57His grip's weak.
00:10:59Ball's going to fade.
00:11:00Two yards to the right.
00:11:02Shut up, dude.
00:11:03You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:06Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:08I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:11Ignore him, okay?
00:11:12Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:14He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:17You guys really don't see this?
00:11:19I guess that makes sense.
00:11:22This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:25Well, tell me, what do you see?
00:11:352.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:38And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:40If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:42Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:44He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:46What do you know?
00:11:47How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:50You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:58Hey, it's free advice.
00:11:59Take it or leave it.
00:12:00But we can't even think about qualifiers
00:12:02because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:202.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:29Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:30Nothing. What's up with you guys?
00:12:33I'm so distracted, I hooked it right.
00:12:34Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:37This-
00:12:37Oh my god.
00:12:41Come on, man.
00:12:43Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:47Oh man, let go.
00:12:48You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:50You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:53Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:55I was right. He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:58Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:01Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:02It'll just take a moment.
00:13:03Oh, Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:06This guy's a rookie.
00:13:07Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:10I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before quals.
00:13:12No.
00:13:13No, I believe him.
00:13:15And he makes a good point.
00:13:18He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:21Seriously?
00:13:22He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:25Yeah, and he's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:27A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:13:29I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:44Who's this asshole?
00:13:46Tyler Carter.
00:13:47Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:13:49You know, most recent world champion.
00:13:52And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:58It's all in the wrist, baby.
00:14:04Ready?
00:14:08It's always here to start shit.
00:14:10Yeah.
00:14:10Got it.
00:14:11Oh, good job, baby.
00:14:13Oh, my gosh.
00:14:17Look who it is.
00:14:20Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:23Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:25Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:28You're not welcome here.
00:14:29Leave.
00:14:32Oh, is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:35Is that the best August you've got nowadays?
00:14:37You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:38How about that?
00:14:39Me, uh, dreaming of trophies?
00:14:42When your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:47It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:51Look, we both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:53It's just not possible.
00:14:55Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:57You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:02We can all go home happy.
00:15:05All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:06It's all yours, baby.
00:15:09Never.
00:15:12August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:15My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:18Okay.
00:15:19Option two.
00:15:20You put this on.
00:15:23You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:25I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:27Fuck you, man.
00:15:28Fuck you!
00:15:29You and me, let's go at it.
00:15:30Sudden death match.
00:15:32Lose your backside to the quals tomorrow.
00:15:37So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:15:40He's an idiot.
00:15:42Fine.
00:15:43But you better not be all bark.
00:15:45You better have some bites, you boy.
00:15:56Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:58Fuck off, man.
00:15:59Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:01Do I need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:02He's provoked you, okay?
00:16:03You're too emotional now.
00:16:04And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:06You won't win.
00:16:07Shut up!
00:16:08You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:10You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:13Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:27You see that?
00:16:29302 yards, mid fairway.
00:16:32And you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:36Show him, Jake.
00:16:38That stance, it's too low.
00:16:42That ball's going off course.
00:16:44What did you just say?
00:16:45I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:47Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:16:48You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:51I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:53Don't backseat it.
00:17:05Hopeless.
00:17:06What an idiot.
00:17:07Oh my gosh.
00:17:11213 in the rough.
00:17:12Oh my god.
00:17:13My granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:32If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:35Time for a little help.
00:17:40Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:17:42You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:43This is serious.
00:17:44Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:18:01Holy shit.
00:18:05Let's go!
00:18:06That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:09Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:11A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:12Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:17Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:19Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:18:31Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:33With that perfect lie, we might just win this thing.
00:18:36Come on, Jake.
00:18:36Jake, you gotta pull through.
00:18:43Thanks, doll.
00:18:48Ready or not?
00:18:51Here I come!
00:18:53Hey!
00:18:54Jake!
00:18:57Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:19:00He was standing right here.
00:19:01You knew that.
00:19:02You did that on purpose.
00:19:03It's against the rules.
00:19:05I thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:19:07Doing this casual, there's no need for rules.
00:19:10I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:12There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:14Wherever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:21A torn ligament?
00:19:23Must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:26Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:28Who is he, really?
00:19:30Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:32I'm going to take you to the hospital.
00:19:33No, I can keep going.
00:19:35I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:40August Golf Club, it's the last thing mom left us.
00:19:44I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:49It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:51If I find you in my bed tonight naked,
00:19:54I might let you keep your club.
00:19:55What the fuck did you say?
00:19:56Watch this, bitch.
00:20:01Wow.
00:20:03Is that the best you got?
00:20:05I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:17Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:18He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:20:20But his wrist...
00:20:21Will you stop?
00:20:23As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:25No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:31You're still powering through?
00:20:33Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:38That's enough.
00:20:44I'll take it from here.
00:20:48Will you back off?
00:20:50This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:51Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:54Jake, that's enough.
00:20:55Step down.
00:20:56If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:58Let Bobby take over.
00:21:02Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:21:05You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:21:08What?
00:21:09Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:14You got some balls.
00:21:15I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:19You better not let it get to your head.
00:21:25This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:36This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:41And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:44Just look at yourself.
00:21:46Covered in filth.
00:21:47Carrying around a burden.
00:21:49You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:55Excuse me, sir.
00:21:57Don't mind him.
00:21:58He's an asshole.
00:22:00I'm Mia.
00:22:01I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:04And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter,
00:22:07I'd be happy to help.
00:22:27Is that your wife?
00:22:29You should have brought her with you.
00:22:30I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:34A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:38The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:43That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:48front of her grave.
00:22:48I'm begging.
00:22:49The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:22:52Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:54You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:58And losers got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:23:03Deal.
00:23:04Deal.
00:23:06You better keep your word.
00:23:20This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:22Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:24We're screwed.
00:23:25We have a clue this groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August.
00:23:28Wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:23:32Humidity, 60%.
00:23:34Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:45Please clear the water.
00:23:47Forget about the hole.
00:23:48You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:50I win.
00:24:04What the fuck?
00:24:07What the fuck?
00:24:09Was he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:11There's no way.
00:24:12It's a trick shot.
00:24:12You can't control where it lands.
00:24:19What the fuck?
00:24:20What the water?
00:24:21I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:23But how?
00:24:24It's a miracle.
00:24:25Am I dreaming?
00:24:26Did we actually beat the goldmills bastards?
00:24:29This is impossible.
00:24:31There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:34Impossible.
00:24:35That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:38No.
00:24:39Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:41Even Kane.
00:24:43Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:51Is he?
00:24:52A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:55Who are you?
00:25:00Who are you?
00:25:01Me?
00:25:02I'm a nobody.
00:25:03I'm a gardener.
00:25:04You just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:06I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:10Yes, of course.
00:25:11You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:13We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:14Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:18Can't leave it with this guy?
00:25:20Bobby doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:25:22I mean, Mia, please, we should reconsider.
00:25:23Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:26I mean...
00:25:26How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:28If he was really that talented, why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:32All things he could be doing.
00:25:33Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper
00:25:36as our qualifier, we'd be left out.
00:25:38Okay, silence, all of you.
00:25:40I believe in Bobby.
00:25:42And he's our only hope now.
00:25:44Hey, Bobby.
00:25:45I got cash.
00:25:46Hot babes.
00:25:48You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club.
00:25:51I got anything you could ever want.
00:25:53I can't pay you cash or an advancement.
00:25:56But I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club.
00:26:00If you'll still have us.
00:26:02Her golf club's going bankrupt, dude.
00:26:04Every check you get's gonna bounce.
00:26:07Come on.
00:26:07Don't be stupid.
00:26:09Just give me the word.
00:26:10It's all yours.
00:26:15Tuition 70k a year.
00:26:25I just mowed the lawn.
00:26:27I don't need much in life.
00:26:33I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:36My heart's racing.
00:26:38What's going on?
00:26:40You old bastard.
00:26:42You're gonna regret this.
00:26:44Hey!
00:26:45Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:47What are you talking about?
00:26:48Our bet.
00:26:49You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:51My brother, Kane Carter?
00:26:53He's the grand champ.
00:26:55Your little amateur ass.
00:26:57Are you sure you want this?
00:26:58It doesn't matter who it is.
00:27:00A bet's a bet.
00:27:06You bastard.
00:27:08You're gonna regret this.
00:27:10Men honor their words.
00:27:12Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:27:15What are you, little boy?
00:27:16You motherfucker.
00:27:18Mark my words.
00:27:19You motherfuckers are gonna regret this.
00:27:22Come on, girls.
00:27:32You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:35A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:38It was a fluke.
00:27:40If you just give me another chance, I'll-
00:27:42I'll-
00:27:42I'll-
00:27:42Ah!
00:27:43Ah!
00:27:43Ah!
00:27:43Useless!
00:27:44The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:27:47You better not film me again in the qualification match.
00:28:00I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:28:03But it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:28:08I can't believe he's been retired for six years already.
00:28:11You still think about him?
00:28:17I don't know.
00:28:20Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:21Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:37Come on.
00:28:39Come on, where?
00:28:40We're leaving.
00:28:44You're drunk.
00:28:46I'm taking you home.
00:28:48Party pooper.
00:28:51Such a gentleman.
00:28:55Oh, I'm so thirsty.
00:28:58I'll get you some water.
00:29:00Yeah.
00:29:06Oh!
00:29:10Oh,
00:29:21oh,
00:29:22oh.
00:29:41Yeah, you're drunk.
00:29:44Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:55Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free Power in my veins, yeah, it runs through me
00:30:01Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free
00:30:23I had a lot of fun last night
00:30:29I had fun too, a lot of fun
00:30:36Good afternoon, my name is Joanna Wilson, Vice President of the USGA
00:30:43On behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open Press Conference
00:30:5450 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round
00:31:01But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special
00:31:08This AI-powered Gophers can scan your swing ID and match to your rank
00:31:15Now, who's up first?
00:31:19Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:23I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going
00:31:31Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:33Got nothing to be ashamed of
00:31:35Yeah, we're all pros here
00:31:36You think you'll beat us all?
00:31:38Be my guest
00:31:40Okay
00:31:41Literally, don't fuck this up for measure of library
00:31:59Nice man, looks like we're locked in
00:32:01Absolutely we are
00:32:02It's done
00:32:03Enough wasting my time
00:32:05By the way
00:32:07Only reason I let you two go first
00:32:08So that everybody here is aware of how under-ranked you are
00:32:17This is a press conference, not a dumpster
00:32:19What are you doing here?
00:32:21You're an amateur, buddy
00:32:22You're gonna embarrass yourself over here
00:32:24Well, I guess we'll just see about that
00:32:27Okay
00:32:29Okay
00:32:30Sit back
00:32:31You'll see my rank
00:32:33Hey, get this
00:32:35I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel
00:32:58And get this
00:33:01Thank you
00:33:02Thank you
00:33:09he's 15th every member of golden hills a total beast pretty much don't cry though it's okay
00:33:16you may lose me but all of you are better than him you know it's sad me the best you've
00:33:24got is
00:33:24dead last you know it's how i shut up august is not gonna be dead last mark my words yeah
00:33:30don't
00:33:31waste your breath on this guy he's ranked 15th he's a nobody wow that's something coming from
00:33:38the gardener do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the u.s gardener the august
00:33:44golf club
00:33:45sent their groundskeeper to the u.s open the hell yeah she sure did i think you should be
00:33:49disqualified all in favor raise your hand golfers are forged from hard work and talent everyone
00:33:58deserves a shot the only insult here is your elitist attitude that's cute august golf course
00:34:03owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum and she did golf club on the verge of
00:34:08going bankrupt okay that is not what is happening here
00:34:26trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash
00:34:32i'm gonna knock you off your high horse
00:34:36what do you think you're doing ice here kid you're not gonna want to miss this
00:34:47this is my rating
00:35:06six years ago you retired
00:35:09vanished without a trace only leaving behind your legacy
00:35:18talented golfers right come and gone
00:35:21kane was crowned the new king of golf
00:35:24he's nothing compared to you and your peak
00:35:27mr hale you have to see this
00:35:29we got a ping on the golden scanner the all-time number one i guess he couldn't wait to celebrate
00:35:41your comeback i'm gonna return all your trophies to you take these let's go
00:35:53what why is his ranking locked according to the golfers association rules only the top 10 golfers in the nation
00:36:00have their rank locked that means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the u.s no that can't
00:36:07be right well there you have it folks cold hard facts i guess the whole world's gonna know that the
00:36:13golden hills country club is all bark and no bikes
00:36:19quickly to the press conference and bring the trophies
00:36:23all of them i want the world to know that the roaring lion has returned
00:36:31wait
00:36:33there's an explanation for this he's not a pro golfer so he's probably not even registered
00:36:37yeah that explains it
00:36:39how would a failing club like the obvious have a top 10 player with him
00:36:42well if i'm just an amateur
00:36:44and you lost to me
00:36:47what does that make you
00:36:48i'm getting pretty cocky over there buddy
00:36:50you know the golden hills created this ai system
00:36:53we have the right to unlock it
00:36:55if you get on your knees right now
00:36:57i might let you go
00:36:59don't take my generosity for granted
00:37:01well go ahead unlock it
00:37:02i'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself
00:37:06go boys
00:37:08you're gonna regret that
00:37:09get ready folks
00:37:11this little clown's about to give us a strip show
00:37:24what
00:37:26he's not just in the top 10
00:37:28he's the best in the country
00:37:29that means
00:37:30he's ranked higher than the grand slam winner
00:37:33kane
00:37:34how
00:37:35could it be
00:37:38no that that can't be right
00:37:40there's got there's got to be a glitch in the system
00:37:43he's got a point
00:37:43can you imagine the grand slam winner lying raking leaves
00:37:47no way
00:37:47thank goodness
00:37:48you almost ruined our association's reputation
00:37:51you just had one lucky stroke
00:37:53you thought you could fool me you little bitch
00:37:55this golf tournament's for pros
00:37:57not no amateurs like you
00:37:59boys get them out of here
00:38:00that's not up to you
00:38:02that's up to the golfers association
00:38:05miss wilson
00:38:06as the vice president of the association
00:38:08there has to be a rule against this discrimination
00:38:11tyler
00:38:12should i throw out the riffraff
00:38:14i knew you making you my vp was the best decision i could make
00:38:22you're on their side
00:38:23oh don't act shocked
00:38:24it's called networking sweetheart
00:38:26i know your little backwater club don't even know what that is
00:38:31i think we should get them out of here
00:38:33an unranked opportunist like yourself
00:38:35doesn't deserve to golf with pros like tyler
00:38:40on behalf of the golfers association
00:38:42i'm revoking your entry into the u.s open
00:38:46you bastards
00:38:47i'm reporting you to the president of the association
00:38:50gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism
00:38:53the chairman
00:38:53that old man is busy drinking tea in his office
00:38:57don't bother him with your petty drama
00:39:00empathism is a big word for you man
00:39:02you think gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club
00:39:06he's got better things to do sweetheart
00:39:08boys get them out of here
00:39:09i'm sick of seeing their faces
00:39:11make sure they're gone
00:39:12i don't want them crawling back
00:39:14this is my turn
00:39:20this is my turn
00:39:28hands off
00:39:32that's the bus the chairman had custom made for lion
00:39:35no one's ever seen it
00:39:37why did he bring it today
00:39:38the riders
00:39:39president's cup
00:39:40masters
00:39:41the open
00:39:42the pga tour
00:39:43they're they're all grand slam trophies
00:39:45and there's multiple
00:39:46mr chairman
00:39:48what are you doing here
00:39:50i'm here to remind everyone
00:39:51that the open
00:39:53is run by the golfers association
00:39:57not golden hills
00:39:59mr chairman
00:40:00these two crashed the press conference
00:40:02i'm just throwing out the trash
00:40:04the trash
00:40:09how dare you
00:40:11do you have no idea who he is
00:40:14are you serious right now
00:40:16you're forgetting who makes your paychecks
00:40:21who gave you permission to speak
00:40:25he is the top ranked golfer
00:40:27mr hale
00:40:29there's a bug in the system
00:40:31he's not even in the rankings
00:40:33he's a nobody
00:40:34a nobody
00:40:35so all these trophies he won
00:40:38mean nothing to you
00:40:40all these trophies
00:40:41belong to him
00:40:43that's impossible
00:40:45he's done the impossible
00:40:46time and time again
00:40:48all these trophies belong to him
00:40:50and to him alone
00:40:51he is
00:40:53the legendary golfer
00:41:03sir
00:41:06i need to talk to you
00:41:07in private
00:41:10what is he hiding from me
00:41:14look
00:41:16i'd appreciate it
00:41:17if you kept my identity a secret
00:41:19eleanor's still young
00:41:20and i don't want the press hounding her
00:41:24i am so sorry claire
00:41:26i wasn't there for you
00:41:28i was chasing trophies and wins
00:41:30and i should have been by your side
00:41:33i promise
00:41:35i will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:41:41i've been waiting for this moment for so long
00:41:43i understand
00:41:46i can keep your secret
00:41:48thanks
00:41:50here we go
00:41:55after a thorough review
00:41:56we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system
00:42:03since we cannot guarantee ranks
00:42:06all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:11and then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:42:16everyone except tyler carter
00:42:24what
00:42:25i'm the highest ranked person here
00:42:27we don't need some ai system to prove that
00:42:30and you have no right
00:42:31to disqualify me
00:42:33i am the president of the golf association
00:42:35and the host of the u.s open
00:42:39you have that right
00:42:40you old bastard
00:42:41you're making a mistake
00:42:42making an enemy of the golden hills golf club
00:42:44over this nobody
00:42:45enough
00:42:47you and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long
00:42:53you have no authority here
00:42:57take them out of this
00:42:58you can't do this
00:43:00you can't do this
00:43:23i know that golden hills has been experimenting with an ai neurochip implant
00:43:28now this gives their golfers expert calculations
00:43:32just watch out
00:43:34i wouldn't worry about that
00:43:35i chose to come back
00:43:37i'm ready for anything
00:43:39come what may
00:43:53all right
00:43:55you can open your eyes
00:44:04so you want to guess what i got you for your birthday
00:44:06i don't know
00:44:08but i do know
00:44:09that i'm gonna love it
00:44:11because it's a present from daddy
00:44:17daddy
00:44:18is this all for me
00:44:19it's just like my drawing
00:44:21yep
00:44:22it's all yours sweetie
00:44:27oh
00:44:28i can't forget this
00:44:35perfect
00:44:37my princess
00:44:38may i have the first dance
00:44:40yes
00:45:01mirror mirror on the wall
00:45:03who's the prettiest princess of them all
00:45:06why it's you
00:45:08my pretty little princess eleanor
00:45:10wait daddy
00:45:11i've got you a present
00:45:15this is my lucky bracelet
00:45:17i made it at school
00:45:18miss maya says wearing it means good things will happen
00:45:22daddy
00:45:23you're gonna be the bestest golf player ever
00:45:26i'll be cheering for you
00:45:27and i know mommy will too
00:45:29i never wanted eleanor to worry about me
00:45:32so i didn't tell her about the match
00:45:33but it looks like she knew all along
00:45:37thank you sweetie
00:45:40i promise
00:45:41i'm going to get you everything you ever wanted
00:45:49welcome everybody
00:45:50to the final qualifying round for the u.s. open
00:45:52which is also known as
00:45:53golf's longest day
00:45:56today's gonna be a 36 hole round
00:45:58which means only the top 50 players
00:46:00will advance to the final round
00:46:01so
00:46:02good luck
00:46:03yeah
00:46:04yeah
00:46:04let's do it
00:46:24whoa
00:46:25oh dear whoa
00:46:27Jim, that was incredible.
00:46:50You won.
00:46:52We won.
00:46:54Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:46:55We've gotta celebrate.
00:46:56Let's party, drink it up, you know.
00:46:59Come on!
00:46:59Oh, wait, Jake.
00:47:00We have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:47:02Ugh, no.
00:47:02Disgusting.
00:47:03He just wants you there.
00:47:04He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:47:08I bet he's gonna be there tonight, too.
00:47:10Yeah, I know.
00:47:10And I've had enough.
00:47:12It's time I end this.
00:47:23Lion, you've finally returned.
00:47:30The past six years, I've torn through the competition, but those old timers still insist that it is because you
00:47:37paved the way.
00:47:38No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head, hangs over every single trophy, like a
00:47:45thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:47:46But I'll Peru myself.
00:47:52When I'm implanted with this chip, everyone will be forced to know the truth, that I am the greatest golfer
00:47:59in the world.
00:48:03I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:48:18Hi, I'm Bobby. It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:48:22God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street? You dare show your face here?
00:48:28Dad, can you be nice? This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club?
00:48:52Everyone, this is Henry Hale. His father is the president of the Golfers Association. Golf is in their blood.
00:49:02Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into.
00:49:10Henry, is it?
00:49:12Yep.
00:49:14Mia's told me so much about you. You're Gabriel's kid. You act nothing like him.
00:49:18What would you know about my father?
00:49:20Nothing. He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:49:27Mia, are you serious? You brought the help home?
00:49:33So humiliating.
00:49:35Yeah. What is he doing here?
00:49:38To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:42Oh, Mia has good taste. I'm sure she'll know if someone's right for her.
00:49:46Watch it, yard boy. His father runs a US Open. With one phone call, he can have you disqualified.
00:49:54Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser. Our food's getting cold. Let's go eat.
00:50:03Here, please. Allow me.
00:50:12Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins. You have to try one of these. I just had him flown in from
00:50:18Cuba today. Really good urbanos.
00:50:20Oh, now we're done. You're real Cuban, huh? Mm-hmm.
00:50:27There you go.
00:50:29Excellent taste, young man.
00:50:33Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:50:36I got a meal.
00:50:38Yeah, real mature.
00:50:42You should really try this meal. Our champagne special.
00:50:56I'm sorry, man. I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:50:59Okay, that's enough. Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:51:04Don't worry about it.
00:51:06I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:51:09I brought a gift.
00:51:23Ew, what is this? Sounds like shiny scrap metal. I bet it's all junk.
00:51:32Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:51:36Yes, yes. Thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:51:38Mm-hmm.
00:51:41Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion, so I wanted to do something special.
00:51:47I got you this.
00:51:49This is Lion's old tour card.
00:51:52It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection.
00:51:55That would go for millions of Sotheby's.
00:51:58Henry, this is very sweet of you.
00:52:02But it's far too valuable. I can't...
00:52:05Can't accept it.
00:52:08This is incredibly rare.
00:52:11What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:52:14Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:52:17Admit it, loser. You are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:52:27Why don't we make a bet?
00:52:29All right, I'm listening.
00:52:32If my gift is more valuable than yours, you have to lick this plate clean.
00:52:40Cigar ash and all.
00:52:48What a coincidence.
00:52:52Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card too.
00:52:59But not just one.
00:53:03Ten.
00:53:05Whoa.
00:53:06What?
00:53:08That's impossible. You're just a washed up loser. Like, how is that possible?
00:53:14Well, looks like you lost. Eat up.
00:53:17Jeez. Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:53:21I gotta make a phone call.
00:53:28Wait!
00:53:30Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick.
00:53:32I just talked to my father.
00:53:34Apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake.
00:53:37The only way you can even tell is if you put him against a fire and then the little lion's
00:53:42head would pop up.
00:53:43And let's be honest. These are certainly fake.
00:53:48And now, guess what? My dad's on his way. And we're gonna bust you as the con man that you
00:53:54are.
00:53:54You pissed off the president. You are so screwed.
00:53:59How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:54:04So you all think these cards are fake?
00:54:06Yeah.
00:54:09Well, I believe Bobby. I don't think he'd lie to me.
00:54:13Well, why talk about it? Let's put it to the test.
00:54:16Wait, no. You can't destroy those.
00:54:19That's a part of Lion's Legacy.
00:54:21It's a disrespected golf itself.
00:54:27Wait, no. You can't destroy those.
00:54:30That's a part of Lion's Legacy.
00:54:31It'd be an insulted golf itself.
00:54:33Oh my God, Mia. Why are you believing this guy?
00:54:36I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these.
00:54:39I'm calling him out for having a scam.
00:54:46What's going on here?
00:54:48What if that card actually is real?
00:54:51Fire test gold.
00:54:54Adversity test men.
00:54:56Ew.
00:54:58You lying con artist. I'm sick of your parlor tricks.
00:55:02Get on your knees. Admit these are fake.
00:55:04Otherwise, I'm gonna give you a glimpse into the depths of hell.
00:55:10Dad! This is who I was telling you about. This is the con man.
00:55:17Ow!
00:55:18You idiot!
00:55:19What do you think you're doing?
00:55:21Mr. Chairman, he was the one that brought the fakes.
00:55:24We had nothing to do with it.
00:55:28Fakes.
00:55:31No, no, no, no, no, no. These are the real deal.
00:55:35What?
00:55:38Fakes.
00:55:42No, no, no, no, no, no. These are the real deal.
00:55:45What?
00:55:46Dad, what are you talking about? Are you senile? Like, those can't be real.
00:55:51What the hell?
00:55:52Did I raise an idiot? Wait a minute. If those cards are real, then he...
00:55:58He's lying?
00:56:00I apologize for interrupting your family dinner. I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again, and he will
00:56:07be grounded until hopefully he learns his lesson.
00:56:10What?
00:56:11Let's go. Your mother's in her car.
00:56:12Ow!
00:56:13Ow! Ow! That's the person! Ow!
00:56:16We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:56:21We didn't mean to. It was all Henry's fault!
00:56:26Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me. Let's go for a walk.
00:56:32That sounds nice. It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:56:46Sorry I had to deal with my family back there.
00:56:49Don't worry about it. I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:56:54Hm.
00:56:57Is that your wife?
00:57:07Yes. She passed in labor.
00:57:12I'm sorry.
00:57:15I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:57:18Never gets easier.
00:57:21I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:57:25I just want to be by your side.
00:57:45Stay here, Mia.
00:57:48Be careful.
00:57:49Hey, bitch.
00:57:51Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:57:53Hey, baby.
00:57:54Oh, no!
00:57:56Bobby, watch out!
00:58:04Hey!
00:58:08Let her go, Tyler!
00:58:15Bobby!
00:58:18I thought you were gonna go down swinging.
00:58:20Oh, man.
00:58:23Those are cute.
00:58:24That was my daughter!
00:58:28See that?
00:58:29That's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch!
00:58:35It's time to go join your wife in the hell.
00:58:42Fuck! Come on, boys!
00:58:43You got lucky this time, motherfucker!
00:58:45Next time I see you, it's gonna be your last!
00:58:47What?
00:58:48What?
00:58:51Not yet.
00:58:52Oh, I think it's frozen.
00:58:54Gotta get you to the hospital.
00:58:57Let's go.
00:59:06Wait, don't move.
00:59:10Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:59:13I have an itch.
00:59:15Down there.
00:59:16My hands are...
00:59:18Okay, well let me itch it for you.
00:59:23Is it right here?
00:59:30How's that feel?
00:59:31That's amazing.
00:59:33Is that it?
00:59:34Oh, yeah.
00:59:35That's so good.
00:59:37That's amazing.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:42Oh, yes.
00:59:44What's Scotty doing?
00:59:47Eleanor!
00:59:49Scotty!
00:59:50Hey!
00:59:52Oh!
00:59:52Oh!
00:59:52Sorry.
00:59:54Hey, Doc.
00:59:55What's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:56Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
01:00:00He needs at least six weeks of proper rest, or there will be permanent consequences.
01:00:06Six weeks?
01:00:07What about the U.S. Open?
01:00:09You need rest, and that's doctor's orders.
01:00:15I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:16I missed you, too.
01:00:18Wait, wait, wait!
01:00:19What are you doing?
01:00:19You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:00:22I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:00:25I'll pop oxy if I have to.
01:00:27Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:30What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:00:32You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:35Four hours is plenty.
01:00:37I'll win.
01:00:38For you and me.
01:00:40It's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending.
01:00:47Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:00:48The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:53The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:00:55This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:01:01The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:01:07It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:01:10Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:17What?
01:01:19What?
01:01:20Wait, Bobby.
01:01:21Bobby, our groundskeeper.
01:01:22This legendary lion.
01:01:24He's a Grand Slam champion.
01:01:26He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:28And now that the lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:01:31Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury.
01:01:34But his right hand, is it really going to be okay?
01:01:55You're old news, loser.
01:01:57Still living out your old Grand Slam glory days as your calling card?
01:02:01Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:02:04Feisty.
01:02:05I like it.
01:02:06You can keep screeching, but when I win, I'm going to find something to shove down your throat to shut
01:02:10you up.
01:02:11Enough. This is a waste of time.
01:02:14While lion has been sleeping away all these years, I have been conquering this very course, year after year.
01:02:24You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:32You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:02:39I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:02:43I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:03:11Incredible! The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with near robotic precision.
01:03:18They're all playing way above their level.
01:03:20It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path.
01:03:23Yeah.
01:03:27Man, oh man.
01:03:29This AI, it's incredible. It's our secret weapon.
01:03:32This has-been, he can't beat us. He's done for.
01:03:43Can you do it?
01:03:53This is your grandson here? He's better off as my caddy.
01:03:58Don't push yourself. You can't play like this.
01:04:01Don't worry about it.
01:04:03I'm not going to miss my next shot.
01:04:11I'm not going to miss my next shot.
01:04:11Alright, well you focus on swinging. I'll take care of the rats.
01:04:26Alright, well you focus on swinging. I'll take care of the rats.
01:04:39Hey, are you okay?
01:04:42How's the leaderboard?
01:04:44Here you go. Good job today.
01:04:47Let's find out.
01:04:50Oh, thank God. We made it to the finals.
01:04:54I'm still way behind. To win this game, I have to catch up quickly.
01:05:00Game's just begun.
01:05:20Mia!
01:05:22Where are you?
01:05:24Hey, do you need something?
01:05:26I tried to grab my towel but my wrist still hurts.
01:05:30Oh, yeah. Hold on.
01:05:34Can you massage it, please?
01:05:37The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:05:42Where does it hurt?
01:05:45Right here.
01:06:00The finals are tomorrow. I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:06:05Tonight, you're mine.
01:06:29I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:06:34Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:06:38A good luck kiss for Daddy.
01:06:40Now, you're gonna win today because you always say I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you.
01:07:01Four hours?
01:07:03I need to finish before noon.
01:07:21What's going on?
01:07:22Loose Gothall isn't headed towards the flag.
01:07:24It's...
01:07:32Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper into the bunker?
01:07:36What are they trying to do?
01:07:40That's the game plan.
01:07:41The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in.
01:07:44He's forced to play an impossible lie.
01:07:52We're completely dug in.
01:07:54What are you gonna do?
01:07:58Just give it up, old man.
01:08:00According to our calculations, it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke.
01:08:05The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
01:08:08There's no way these guys are this precise.
01:08:10They must be playing dirty.
01:08:15You planted microchips in your arm?
01:08:18So what if we did?
01:08:19All your experience is nothing compared to AI.
01:08:31You want a hint?
01:08:32The AI has calculated millions of possibilities and it's come up with one conclusion.
01:08:38You lose.
01:08:40AI's never wrong.
01:08:41You're so screwed.
01:08:44Dude.
01:08:46Just accept it.
01:08:47You're a washed up retiree.
01:08:49You can't beat cold hard facts.
01:08:51Don't you understand that?
01:08:52It's in the bag for God's sakes.
01:08:57Leave it to me.
01:09:17How the hell?
01:09:19No.
01:09:20That goes against all common sense and calculations.
01:09:23It's impossible.
01:09:30See?
01:09:31He landed back in the bunker.
01:09:33He still needs two strokes.
01:09:36That fossil doesn't understand the AI.
01:09:38It runs the world now.
01:09:42Bobby has one stroke to lay the ball in the hole.
01:09:44Just to tie with Kane.
01:09:46Shit, Mia.
01:09:47We're done for.
01:09:48Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all.
01:09:52The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him.
01:09:54It's your biggest mistake.
01:09:56Making it in the hole from the bunker.
01:09:57Nobody can do that.
01:10:01Wait.
01:10:02On the green?
01:10:03Something's moving.
01:10:07Wait.
01:10:09That's my ball.
01:10:13Did he just?
01:10:15Ooh, so close.
01:10:17But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes.
01:10:20It's okay, guys.
01:10:23Even if August Golf Club goes down, we'll stick together like family.
01:10:26Our cutting edge AI implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way.
01:10:34When?
01:10:35In your dreams.
01:10:37Our AI's calculated your chances.
01:10:39And guess what?
01:10:40It's a 100% chance you lose.
01:10:50What's this?
01:10:52I can't believe my eyes.
01:10:53The ball's still moving.
01:10:56Look alive, boys.
01:10:59I'm still in play.
01:11:06What's this?
01:11:08I can't believe my eyes.
01:11:09Look alive, boys.
01:11:11I'm still in play.
01:11:12Our data?
01:11:12It's impossible.
01:11:13Yeah, I must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:11:25Let.
01:11:26Oh my god, let's go!
01:11:34I knew you could do it.
01:11:38Our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path.
01:11:41How did you?
01:11:43Nah, you know what, man?
01:11:44It's got to be a bug or something, right?
01:11:46I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI.
01:11:51It's not a bug.
01:11:52He took the path that AI considered to be impossible.
01:11:55And he did it in one stroke.
01:11:58He's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability.
01:12:03A free lesson for you.
01:12:04All the cold, hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course.
01:12:11It's going to be a long time before you beat me.
01:12:14So all your little microchips won't win.
01:12:19Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard.
01:12:22Bobby and Kane are tied for first.
01:12:24You know what this means?
01:12:26A sudden death round.
01:12:28Whoever wins will move on to the next.
01:12:32Let's go, boys.
01:12:39What's wrong?
01:12:43The painkillers have worn off, haven't they?
01:12:45Don't worry.
01:12:47I'll put Kane in this place soon enough.
01:13:12You've held out long enough, old man.
01:13:15It's time to end your legacy, Lion.
01:13:23Damn it.
01:13:25Painkillers have worn off.
01:13:38Next is full 10.
01:13:40535 yards at par 4.
01:13:42Kane Carter is up next.
01:13:51Just give up.
01:13:53The future belongs to young, innovative players like me, not wrinkly old deadweights.
01:13:57You're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium.
01:14:11What the hell are you looking at, old man?
01:14:13The flag's all the way over there.
01:14:15Just waiting on the sun to disappear.
01:14:18Disappear?
01:14:19There's not a cloud in sight.
01:14:20You really are crazy.
01:14:22My experience doesn't lie.
01:14:36You're screwed up.
01:14:38Even the great lion can't come back from his eyes.
01:14:42Chin up, old man.
01:14:43You gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you.
01:14:45For good.
01:14:46Daddy!
01:14:47A lucky magic spell for you.
01:14:49I know you can do it.
01:14:51You got this.
01:14:55Soon.
01:14:57Soon?
01:14:58Soon what?
01:14:59Are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:00I mean, I guess you probably should, because it's going to take an act of God for you to
01:15:04win this.
01:15:05Anything less, and that trophy is mine.
01:15:08A miracle?
01:15:09Miracles are for the unprepared.
01:15:23The sun.
01:15:24It actually disappeared.
01:15:37Fine.
01:15:38At least it'll make things interesting.
01:15:48Yes!
01:15:50Nice shot, bud.
01:15:51Bummer.
01:15:52Nerdy.
01:15:53Yes.
01:15:54Kane slipped up.
01:15:56Bobby just needs to get the ball on the green and put it in the hole.
01:15:59Then he's tied with Kane.
01:16:01Let's run another round.
01:16:03Got this, Daddy.
01:16:04God.
01:16:06At his time, it's going to be the total eclipse.
01:16:08How is he going to swing in total darkness?
01:16:10This is beyond lion's top records.
01:16:12Even at his peak.
01:16:13Plus, it's about to be pitch black soon.
01:16:15You can keep dreaming, bud.
01:16:18Now it's Bobby's turn.
01:16:20He's looking rough.
01:16:21We believe in you, Bobby.
01:16:23He got this.
01:16:24He got this.
01:16:29Wait.
01:16:30Bobby's not aiming for the sage.
01:16:32He's aiming for the flash.
01:16:33He's swinging for the whip.
01:16:35I'll tell you what.
01:16:37I'll sweeten it.
01:16:38You pull off this miracle,
01:16:40I'll tear down that Golden Hill sign.
01:16:42And I'll hand it to August.
01:16:48August doesn't want your club.
01:16:50Your reputation is trash.
01:16:54And you.
01:16:57I'll go beyond.
01:16:59I'll beat the old me.
01:17:00After this shot,
01:17:01August's name will echo across America.
01:17:06Now watch this drive.
01:17:36I'll be right back.
01:17:41Fly, golf ball, fly! Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:05How did he do this?
01:18:09Let's go!
01:18:13Let's go!
01:18:14Let's go!
01:18:15Let's go!
01:18:15Oh my God!
01:18:15Oh my God!
01:18:17No!
01:18:19I lost!
01:18:21He crushed me!
01:18:23How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:29Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:18:33Folks, did you see this?
01:18:35He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand!
01:18:39He's back, folks!
01:18:40The Goofs!
01:18:41The Lion!
01:18:42Bobby Woods!
01:18:49The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:18:55What?
01:18:59I didn't do this for me.
01:19:03I did it for all of us.
01:19:06For August Golf Club!
01:19:07Woo!
01:19:10You cheated!
01:19:12This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:19:15You were taking pills.
01:19:17I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:19You were doping!
01:19:22No.
01:19:23The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:28You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:30I can prove it!
01:19:36The doping you saw?
01:19:39Painkillers.
01:19:40Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:44Legal.
01:19:45Approved by the association.
01:19:47And cleared prior to competition.
01:19:49It's all documented right here.
01:19:53You.
01:19:54You're on his team.
01:19:56You're in on it.
01:19:57Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:06I have evidence.
01:20:08How about you?
01:20:12I have evidence.
01:20:15Do you?
01:20:18This is enough to arrest you.
01:20:20And investigate your little club.
01:20:22Come on.
01:20:23Punch you, motherfucker.
01:20:25Lion, you finally returned reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:36A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:20:39But I did for my daughter.
01:20:41And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:47Stay.
01:20:49Stay.
01:20:49We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:54Please.
01:20:55Stay.
01:20:56Stay.
01:20:57Stay.
01:20:58Stay.
01:20:59Stay.
01:20:59Stay.
01:21:00Stay.
01:21:01Stay.
01:21:04Stay.
01:21:05Stay.
01:21:08Stay.
01:21:09Stay.
01:21:14Stay.
01:21:16Stay.
01:21:28Stay.
01:21:37Stay.
01:21:39going to be a big happy family.
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