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00:05Are we ready to start the show?
00:09After the absence of one year of India was going later, please give it up for Summit
00:27Oh, my God! That time of the year again. Oh, man, it's a lot.
00:39Come on, man. I'm fucking...
00:46Before we begin the show, actually, let's do one thing that I did not do last season and I regretted
00:51it.
00:58Welcome to the first-ever episode of India's Got Late in Season 2.
01:04Are we ready to start the show?
01:08You've got to do better than that. Are we ready to start the show?
01:11Hello!
01:13So, we have amazing panelists for you. Let's introduce one after the other.
01:18The first panel is my very good friend.
01:21You will have seen them on my tour, world tour, Latent,
01:25In all places, except with your children.
01:28Give it up for the worst father, Barraj Gai!
01:36Give it up for Aashi Solange!
01:41Give it up for Sharwari!
01:47The final guest is actually the biggest guest of Latent so far.
01:52This is the highest point of Latent and the lowest point of her career.
01:56Make some noise for Alia Bhatt!
02:16Let's go!
02:18Hello!
02:23I can't believe it, man. So, what panel is made here?
02:28How are you feeling, Alia Ji? Thank you so much for coming, first of all.
02:33Hi.
02:36No, no, take your time.
02:37Can you drink this?
02:39No, I'm okay.
02:40I have a bottle of water.
02:42Okay, you don't drink this to our normal people's water.
02:45What kind of water?
02:47There are special electrolytes, so I don't pass out with fear.
02:51Oh, are you afraid? Why are you afraid?
02:52They love you. Come on, don't you love Alia Bhatt?
02:58By the way, if you are feeling tired and you don't have electrolytes,
03:01you cannot afford electrolytes,
03:03you can always go for Avatar,
03:04the protein drink that gives you wings.
03:06No, that gives you wings.
03:07What's that?
03:09What's that?
03:10What's that?
03:11What's that?
03:11What's that?
03:11What's that?
03:11What's that?
03:11What's that?
03:11What's that?
03:12What's that?
03:13What's that?
03:15Sorry, I'm sorry.
03:19I'm in the flow, man.
03:21Okay, so you can drink this Avatar drink,
03:24if you don't want to lose your mood.
03:28So, Alia Ji, first of all,
03:30I can't believe you're here.
03:31Genuinely.
03:32Yeah, I'm kind of regretting it right now.
03:35I've seen the Jigra and regret it.
03:43At least you've seen the picture.
03:44Thank you for contributing to my film.
03:46Yeah, of course.
03:47I regret so many things in life.
03:48And, but genuinely, Alia Ji, it's like,
03:52I am so nervous sitting next to you.
03:53Genuinely, yeah.
03:54Like, I am such a big fan of your husband.
03:57And...
04:01Of you also.
04:02Of course, of you also.
04:03But, yeah.
04:04Alia Ji, you're such a big actress.
04:06Your movies have made five,
04:07six thousand dollars.
04:09You have so many film fair awards.
04:10You have so many national awards.
04:11Best Actress Award.
04:13Why the fuck are you here, man?
04:16Why did you come to Latent?
04:17Why is that Latent?
04:18Why is that Latent?
04:19Why is that Latent?
04:20Why?
04:20Why is that Latent?
04:28No, no.
04:29I'm genuinely, I think we can all say this with absolute clarity.
04:33and be so, so grateful for all the last that we've had,
04:37thanks to Kapil Sharma.
04:41Wow.
04:44Wow.
04:46Oh, damn.
04:47Alia ji, here's funny.
04:49What's with Zakir Bhai?
04:55What can I say?
04:56Tonight, I'm still alive.
05:00It's genuinely jokes apart.
05:02It's an honor that you've come.
05:02Can we have a round of applause for Alia Bhatman?
05:04Come on.
05:07Up next, we have Sharwari,
05:09who's the name of the whole thing.
05:11I have to open this.
05:12What is this?
05:14Sharwari ji, tell us something about you.
05:16What do I tell you?
05:18Who are you, man?
05:25Please tell me.
05:26I have written your name as Alia plus one.
05:33I know that everyone seems to be open for the panel.
05:37This can also come.
05:44Sharwari ji, thank you so much for coming, genuinely.
05:46Thank you for having me.
05:47Thank you so much.
05:48Thank you so much for coming.
05:50I have seen you in clips and parts news channels.
06:04All right, and of course, Solanki bhai, thank you so much for coming again.
06:08Samai, honestly, I want to say something.
06:09I've spent so much time with you in the last one year.
06:12I have missed this show more than my kids.
06:14You never miss your kids.
06:15Come on, what the fuck?
06:17Perso, his phone locked for two hours,
06:19because his password was on his date.
06:25You fucking are the worst father in the world.
06:27Isn't his wife here?
06:29Yeah, imagine.
06:30No one with the kids.
06:36Alia, as a fellow parent, what do you feel about it?
06:39No, I pass no judgment.
06:40I feel you do you and they do them.
06:42That's so sweet.
06:42Everyone lives and learns.
06:43Can you please teach my friend how to not pass judgment?
06:46Then you won't have a show.
06:54So, are we ready to start the show?
06:58Make some noise for the first actor of the night, Suhasini.
07:03Come on, come on, guys.
07:04Come on, come on, come on.
07:07All right, let's go, Bombay.
07:22Kich kich se kai ki ghai
07:25Yeh vareish ki bundeh rukho
07:27Jo chumeh mei sun hu
07:31Dil ki dhadkan ho tez
07:36Bhaagun phir bhi mai tere
07:41Pichhe bombay
07:43Mai tere pichhe bombay
07:46Pichhe bombay
07:48Mai tere pichhe pichhe bhaagun
07:51Pichhe bombay
07:53Mai tere pichhe bombay
07:57Pichhe bombay
07:58Mai tere piche piche piche piche piche piche piche piche bhaagun
08:01Mumbai yaha time kaha
08:04Panani hai sabko pachana jaha
08:06Aani ni pension ar baale ki renchan bai baskar
08:10Aray vada paukha
08:11I got the whole world on my feet
08:13You better be watching after me
08:16Dego dego dego dego
08:18Baai meere kalipili
08:24Pichhe bombay
08:26Mere pichhe bombay
08:29Pichhe bombay
08:45Pichhe bombay
08:48Behind the Bombay Police, behind the Bombay Police.
08:53I'll run forward, behind the Bombay Police.
09:00The Maharashtra Cyber is behind me, behind the Cyber.
09:08Why will they beat on the beat?
09:11I mean, please control yourself.
09:16No, no, but genuinely it was very bad.
09:19Thank you very much.
09:20But you have a lovely voice. Why don't you sing a nice song?
09:24Can you teach me quickly, if I want to sing?
09:26Can you teach me?
09:28I teach it in Doremi.
09:30Do, Sa, Bae.
09:32Sa, Re, Ga.
09:34Ma, Pa, Da.
09:36Ma, Pa, Mat Bolo Tum.
09:38Ma, Pa, Mat Bolo Tum.
09:39Ma, Pa, Mat Bolo Tum, Bae.
09:46You really have a good voice. Thank you.
09:48You said you've just moved to Bombay.
09:50No, I'm trying to move to Bombay.
09:52Oh, you've not moved yet, so where are you from?
09:53No, I'm from Delhi.
09:55Okay.
09:55In there you go, you can go to Mumbai.
10:00You have to go to Mumbai.
10:04You have to go.
10:05You have to go.
10:07You have to go.
10:08Do you have to write something about Assam?
10:08I can write something about Assam.
10:10I can write something about Assam.
10:11Do you have to write something about Assam?
10:11Are you going to Gowati?
10:12No.
10:13No, I'm sorry.
10:14What's your favorite state, Alia?
10:18State of silence now.
10:20Alia, what happened here?
10:22I was thinking.
10:23Were you thinking which is your favorite state?
10:25We have our favorite state, not who's the president of India.
10:32Who is the president of India?
10:36But do you actually know?
10:38Draupadi Murdoch?
10:41She gave me my national award.
10:43Oh, wow.
10:44What's the matter?
10:45Don't give her a fire.
10:49Don't give her a fire.
10:49I read something very interesting.
10:52Is that you have a sunflower tattoo on your body.
10:55And it's facing towards you because you believe that I'm my own sunshine.
10:58Yes.
10:59Because when you are everybody's cheerleader,
11:01you're not your cheerleader.
11:04That's really nice.
11:05Do you have any tattoos?
11:07I do, but it has faded.
11:11What is it?
11:11I see a little bit of a tattoo.
11:13I see a little bit of a tattoo.
11:14No, I see a little bit of a tattoo.
11:16What?
11:18I see the name of the president.
11:22I forgot the rest.
11:25I forgot the rest.
11:26Your favorite book is Alchemist.
11:27Yes.
11:28Yes.
11:28Oh, you look like an avid reader, you mean?
11:30Yes.
11:31Kind of.
11:31I was sarcastic.
11:32I didn't know how to do it.
11:33Yes.
11:34Alchemist is not the same.
11:35You have studied Alchemist?
11:48How did he study Alchemist?
11:51How did he study Alchemist?
11:52He studied AI plus NOVA phone, which is the best phone, it has a backlit panel.
11:58And if you win today, then you can get this brand new AI Plus phone.
12:04Thank you. I love it.
12:06Nobody is motivated now.
12:08It's a great phone, come on.
12:10It's a great phone.
12:11You have a great smile.
12:12Which toothpaste do you want to use?
12:14It's cold.
12:15Give that to Sunil Palaz.
12:20Have you seen that show on Kapil Sharma?
12:22Oh, you all see.
12:24It's a lot of time.
12:25That's why Alpha is so delayed.
12:30The rest of the time.
12:32Scans, go outside, photoshoot.
12:34Add one movie.
12:36You have one movie in three times.
12:39But I'm very excited for your movie.
12:41What is it about?
12:43We haven't come to Alpha Pramod.
12:45So, take a look at the movie?
12:46No.
12:51You know your personality.
12:53Yeah.
12:55That's a good one.
12:55You get me, girl.
12:57That's a good one.
13:26tell me?
13:26Yeah.
13:26All the specifics.
13:26And a Punjabi guy.
13:30He's a little girl.
13:36How many months have you come from home?
13:47So Suhasini ji, when are you here in Mumbai?
13:51I'm here for 5-7 days.
13:535-7 days?
13:54And then you'll go to?
13:55I'm trying to figure out if I can get a flat here.
13:58In 5-7 days?
13:59Yeah, I'm trying to see.
14:01How will you get in 5 days?
14:03Is there a broker?
14:04Give me a number.
14:06Is there a Maradi broker?
14:08There's a lot of money.
14:09You can't get under 50,000 in the bathroom.
14:11You'll get under 50,000 in the bathroom.
14:15But if you need something under 50,000 in the bathroom,
14:18then you'll have to buy the AI plus NOAA phone.
14:21Very cheap.
14:22Very cheap.
14:2312,000 only.
14:23It's a lot of money.
14:24Yeah, right?
14:25It's a lot of money.
14:26It's a lot of money.
14:28It's a lot of money.
14:28Flipkart minutes.
14:29It's the most cheapest, and don't get me wrong.
14:33Cheapest.
14:34The cheapest way you can order your food, grocery, anything.
14:37And the quickest, of course, but the cheapest also.
14:40Cheap.
14:40It's the cheapest.
14:42It's really cheap.
14:43So, Swasini ji, music joke for you.
14:45I hope, like your music, you find A-flat.
15:01A-flat is a no.
15:03That actually reminds me that for the season two of Latent,
15:07we have decided to do something very nice, very charitable.
15:10Ken, do we have the badges here?
15:12Salaam Bombay badges.
15:22So, you can donate to a good cause to help slum kids reach their dreams and hopefully make the world
15:29a more equal place for them.
15:30So, Salaam Bombay ke liye, this episode, all the super chat.
15:35Okay then, so now, Suhasini ji, genuinely you had a great voice.
15:40Hopefully, you get a flat, you get everything that you want and in five days.
15:44Let's see.
15:45So, it's time to score Suhasini now.
15:47Okay?
15:49So, for your singing, I give you a ten, but your writing are minus three.
15:54Okay?
15:55So, I give you, my score to you is seven.
15:58Aaliyah has given eight.
16:00Yeah, I think you have a beautiful voice and you must continue singing and you must continue emitting all that
16:06sunshine.
16:06Aww.
16:08How does the hate come to the Philippines?
16:10How unfair world is it?
16:11It's so unfair.
16:12I'll see Aaliyah, but there's no one in the comments.
16:17Okay, Sherwariji.
16:19Sherwariji has given eight. Solanki?
16:21Eight.
16:22Six.
16:23Six?
16:23Do you like that?
16:25Two ones are true.
16:30And Balraji?
16:32So, please don't ever lose that hope.
16:34I've given you 7.5.
16:35Please keep going.
16:367.5 by Shankar Madevan.
16:41So, that makes you average.
16:52I am not average.
16:54Of course not, of course not.
16:55You are below average.
16:56You are not.
16:58So, that makes you average, jokes apart, that makes you average 7.
17:05I am so flat.
17:06Yes.
17:07Nine.
17:08Oh, no.
17:10No.
17:11I am positive.
17:12It's going to be nice.
17:13No, but you are very, very good.
17:14Thank you so much for coming out, Suhasini ji.
17:17Can you have a louder round of applause for Suhasini?
17:20Come on.
17:20Come on.
17:23Suhasini ji.
17:24Don't close your heart.
17:25You are avatar protein.
17:27Because you have five days to find a flat, you need some energy.
17:29Please take this.
17:31Actually, this one.
17:32This one likes me.
17:34Unless you want this.
17:38Aww.
17:39Look at Alia.
17:44Thank you so much, yaar.
17:46You are so sweet, Suhasini ji.
17:48So, make some knocks for Sukrut Dio, poetry, shyry, and humor.
17:53Let's see.
17:57Oof.
17:58Let's start with this.
18:09It's my age button coming.
18:20Shamayi, I love you.
18:21I love you, too.
18:22Love means love.
18:25Love means love.
18:25Love means love.
18:26Love means love.
18:27I love my love.
18:28Because the love was so beautiful.
18:34It was so beautiful, the love was so beautiful.
18:38If you're meeting this whole world.
18:42What the matter?
18:44What matters?
18:44I can't offer arramerate
18:48like he just bought guy
18:49that idiot
18:51whatever
18:52me
18:54I can under
18:55visual
18:56what's
18:58a
18:58her
18:58her
18:58Though
18:59He also loved us.
19:02He left us.
19:05Remember...
19:06Remember that we were not able to get any kind of love and love...
19:12Remember that we were not able to get any kind of love...
19:17I was cut off with my badness.
19:23But it's not true, right?
19:25You deserve better.
19:27Okay, time.
19:28Time is over.
19:28I don't want to continue.
19:32Your time is over.
19:34One second.
19:36What job he told you?
19:37You have to tell me.
19:39What is the way to explain?
19:41You have to know.
19:42Do you have to be a person or not?
19:44You are acting, right?
19:48That was too cute.
19:50Wow.
19:51I won't be happy if you think I'm a person.
19:54You are watching me, what is the best acting?
20:00You are both seasoned actors.
20:03Rate him or will he be acting?
20:05No, he is too good.
20:07We are just looking at each other.
20:08His character is breaking.
20:11He is giving an answer.
20:12It is actually incredible.
20:13His character is not left.
20:15He is not left there.
20:16He has started there.
20:17If we look at our scores, I don't want to drink.
20:21Give it to Sukrut Deo.
20:23Where are you from?
20:24I am Maharashtra.
20:25I am Ambarnaath.
20:26Here is Kalyan.
20:28You have done a movie or a short film?
20:31I have done a movie.
20:31I have done a movie in Marathi.
20:32I have done a series.
20:33I have done a small role.
20:34Oh, man.
20:35I am in Marathi theater.
20:37I have been in my 8 years.
20:39Oh.
20:40Nice.
20:43He is saying so good things.
20:45And here I have written,
20:46I get horny.
20:48I watch porn.
20:50Masturvation.
20:51What is it?
20:51I have to write it.
20:52I have not written it.
20:53I have not written it.
20:54I have not written it.
21:08He is seeing my resurrection.
21:13I am not reading it, I am running.
21:14How did I have written, Harry?
21:16Yes, that age in Corona has still been.
21:17In the 1930s, I am writing them too.
21:18I love you.
21:20Thank you, Maharas!
21:28I could not control my feelings for Samaya and Bhuvan.
21:51So, I had a DM on them on Instagram, but the reply was different.
21:56But my job was to talk to them as well.
22:03And when Samaya Sir came late, it was very bad for me.
22:09So that's why I felt so bad.
22:12But I also felt happy when it was your comeback.
22:16Bhuvan Bhai had the latest news,
22:18and when you got a special,
22:22I got two quarters.
22:27Wow, man.
22:29That night, we drank two hours.
22:33Where's my phone?
22:37Down?
22:38Your phone was this, right?
22:44I drank two hours.
22:46I drank two hours.
22:47I have a phone that I'm going to upgrade to AI+.
22:51Right now, it has only AI.
22:54I want to do a call of you and a friend of mine.
22:58Yeah, why not?
22:58Thank you so much.
23:00Thank you so much.
23:01Oh, brother.
23:02I love you, brother.
23:03Hello, Bhuvan, brother.
23:06What's your face?
23:07What's your face?
23:09I'm shooting Dendora 2.
23:10I'm shooting Dendora 2.
23:11I'm shooting Dendora 2.
23:28I'm shooting Dendora 2.
23:31I'm shooting Dendora 2.
23:35I'm shooting Dendora 2.
23:35I'm shooting Dendora 2.
23:35I'm shooting Dendora 2.
23:36I'm shooting Dendora 2.
23:36I'm shooting Dendora 2.
23:37I'm shooting Dendora 2.
23:39I'm shooting Dendora 2.
23:39I'm shooting Dendora 2.
23:39I'm shooting Dendora 2.
23:39Come on, stay focused. See you soon. Take care, Baba.
23:43Alright, so time to...
23:45Oh, shit, shit, shit.
23:47Oh, shit, shit, shit, sorry.
23:49Sorry, sorry. I forgot the main one.
23:51Main one.
23:53Oh, shit, shit, shit.
23:55That's right, man.
23:58Boovan, Boovan, Boovan.
23:59You forgot the main important thing for the call.
24:02Will you come to this season later?
24:08102%.
24:09Let's go!
24:11I love you so much, Baba.
24:13I'll see you later and soon. Take care.
24:15No, no, but before, of course, jokes apart.
24:17Here's a contestant.
24:18He's a very, very emotional fan of you.
24:20And he wanted to say something to you.
24:23Boovan, I love you.
24:24Okay, okay.
24:26I'll play a new video soon.
24:30I'll play a new voice, sorry.
24:32I'll talk about it.
24:35Boovan, Baba.
24:35I will play a new video.
24:38I can watch all of you.
24:39The other, the clean comedy, mom, I'll show you.
24:43I'll be waiting for you.
24:46Keep the new episodes,
24:47put on a new episode,
24:48put on a new episode.
24:49Put on a new episode.
24:50The one you have a fresh episode.
24:53I thought you came to watch this episode.
24:53It came very quickly.
24:54Yeah, Bhey. Thank you, Bhey.
24:57It's been very quickly.
25:34Oh
25:46Oh
26:10What a guy I love you so much Asukrit Dev
26:12What a guy
26:13But you have all the characters?
26:15No, nothing like that
26:17I have done a lot of characters
26:18One or another character?
26:20This is a live audition
26:21Next time select and then
26:23Next time you will get a little bit
26:25You will become so popular now
26:27100%
26:27You are going to be viral
26:29Thank you so much man
26:37But you know Sharwari ji
26:38She was an assistant director first
26:41That's what I was saying
26:44That's what I was saying
26:45That's what I was saying
26:47That's what I was saying
26:50My name is Sharwari
26:51I have 4 years
26:55Sharwari ji you have also seen your
26:57Fair share of struggle right?
26:59Yes
27:00So what advice do you have for this guy here?
27:03Honestly
27:03I am inspired you
27:05Genuinely
27:06I hope that you are
27:07And I am really inspired
27:09What have you written?
27:10Thank you
27:11Thank you
27:12And actually
27:12I will work with you too
27:15Why?
27:16Very big
27:16Very big
27:18Alright
27:19It's time to score Sukrut Dev
27:21Yes
27:22So I have given you
27:24A 10 on 10
27:25My brother
27:26Thank you so much
27:31Thank you
27:31Thank you
27:31Alia ji has 10
27:33Thank you
27:33Sharwari ji has 10
27:3410
27:3510
27:3510
27:3610 by 10
27:39Don't do that
27:39Don't do that
27:40Don't do that
27:40I'm not saying
27:41What you are saying
27:43You are saying
27:4410 on 10
27:4410 on 10
27:46I made it
27:47I made it
27:48It wasn't
27:48I won't win
27:49Oh, so your average is 10 and I'm assuming you gave yourself a little bit less.
27:57Come on.
27:59Hey, no!
28:01No!
28:02No!
28:02It's getting close to the theater.
28:04No, no.
28:06It's very good.
28:07Why did you give your art?
28:08You're so talented.
28:09This is the first time I've done.
28:11What do you like?
28:13So, if you don't mind, can we see the real Sukrut Dev?
28:17Yes.
28:17Yes.
28:18I'm going to say the last time.
28:20Do you want to see the character?
28:22If you say cut, then cut.
28:24Cut?
28:25It's going to be in cinema.
28:28This is also in cinema.
28:31Cut.
28:33Hi, this is Sukrut Dev.
28:44Wow!
28:45You were fantastic, bro.
28:47Fantastic.
28:48Genuinely.
28:49What are you crying?
28:52What happened?
28:54Wow, man.
28:59Why are you crying?
29:00Why are you crying?
29:01Just so that we can share your feelings with us.
29:05Why are you crying?
29:06Why are you crying?
29:06You didn't get to see that one million.
29:07You didn't get to that point, right?
29:10It's a good idea that...
29:14...my performance...
29:15...my performance...
29:16...my performance...
29:18...my character...
29:20...my acting...
29:21...my performance...
29:24Oh, my brother!
29:26You have to do the same thing as you can do it.
29:29Bro, are you looking at the center game?
29:42You're getting close-up.
29:47If you'll change our score and put 8888 for him.
29:51Just send UPI directly, no?
29:59You know what, as I will do something today, differently from before,
30:04that I will give you an option to win one of the best phones in the world.
30:12AI plus phone, do you get it?
30:14Do you get it?
30:16How big is your heart?
30:18Do you get the phone?
30:19I love it.
30:25Can we have the hamper, please, bhai?
30:29Let's go, bhai.
30:33And I feel that India's got latent behind everybody knows how the whole world is going to be seeing this.
30:41So I think the next time we see you are going to be a huge stop.
30:44Maybe you won't get a photo with us, but we can take a photo with us on the phone.
30:49Yes, let's do that.
30:50Let's do that.
30:51It's called brand integration.
30:53What are you doing?
30:55Come on, bhai.
30:56On your iPhone, take your phone.
30:59It's an iPhone.
31:01Let's go, let's take a selfie.
31:06Three, two, one, smile.
31:12Make some noise for the next ad, Gajendra Puri.
31:19I'm from Rajasthan.
31:20And I'm talking about women in Bombay.
31:23I'm talking about women in Bombay.
31:24And I know that as many women in Mumbai,
31:27they're all the animal lovers.
31:31And I also tell them that I'm an animal lover.
31:34They have 30 people in my house.
31:37They just stop talking to me.
31:39I'm looking at some hypocrisy in society.
31:41I'm looking at animal lovers.
31:42They need to have aesthetic value in animal love.
31:45They need to have a dog and bird.
31:47They don't want to have a dog.
31:50But you can see, a dog is a much better dog.
31:53Because what are you looking at in the dog?
31:54Personality.
31:56The dog's personality is a personality.
31:57His personality is complete.
32:00The dog is not a personality.
32:01You can just throw a little bit.
32:04The dog is running back for a day.
32:06The dog is running back for the other hand.
32:07You can play a dog.
32:12The dog is not a man.
32:13The dog is running back for a day.
32:22That's my thing.
32:24The dog is telling you.
32:25No.
32:34That's cool!
32:36What a hell!
32:39Gajendra Puri, what a guy! Amazing, yeah!
32:43How are you, guys?
32:44We'll start, don't worry.
32:47Don't give up his pause.
32:49Where are you from Rajasthan?
32:51Yes.
32:51Where in Rajasthan?
32:53Bali.
32:54That's why it says I grew up in Bali, not that one.
32:59And here I learned about women's issues from watching Bali.
33:03Yeah.
33:04Can you elaborate?
33:05Have you seen that show?
33:06Yes.
33:06Have you seen that show?
33:07Yes.
33:07I've seen it in my childhood.
33:10I've seen it in my mind.
33:13In the episode, it's a dad of the house.
33:15It's a dad of the house.
33:19Because Anandi took his hand.
33:21Okay.
33:21And Anandi went on periods.
33:24So I saw that episode.
33:25I was a child, so I was confused.
33:26I was like, Anandi went on periods.
33:28So dadi PMS.
33:36I was the one who was a salesman in a clothes shop at the age of 13.
33:39Yeah, I worked in my brother's shop actually.
33:42I came to the first time.
33:43I didn't have a job.
33:44But I wanted to like work in business.
33:47I was a little bit of business.
33:48At 13 you started working?
33:49Yeah.
33:49I was going to kill my mind.
33:51It's clearly some bad influence.
33:55But brother, you were good in sales.
33:57Yes.
33:58I worked in Diwali one month in sales.
33:59I worked in business and I sold a lot.
34:02I sold a lot.
34:02I sold a lot.
34:02I sold one ticket.
34:08Yes.
34:10Avatar protein bar.
34:11Although you don't need to sell it.
34:12It's amazing already.
34:14But let's say you had to sell it.
34:15Who is selling it?
34:16Who is selling it?
34:17Sharwari.
34:18Sharwari.
34:19Do you exercise?
34:21Yes.
34:22So what do you do for protein?
34:26I eat food which is protein rich food.
34:30Oh, so you have to eat a lot of food, right?
34:32Yes.
34:33You have to get less than 10 grams of protein.
34:35But don't take this.
34:37Why?
34:38Don't take this.
34:39Why?
34:39Because I am free.
34:41Why is it free?
34:42How will your benefit be?
34:43No.
34:44My problem is that if I talk about this,
34:46then the brand will come.
34:48Then I will cut off the show.
34:50Okay.
34:56So what do you do?
34:57Take this.
34:58Okay.
34:59Then it will become a photo op.
35:00And if I say that I am with a brand,
35:02then it will cut off.
35:05Then you cut off the avatar.
35:20I will take it.
35:23And I will do a photo op.
35:25Because some people have watched my film.
35:29Finally.
35:30Yeah, yeah.
35:31I saw it in the theatres.
35:36And I was one of the two people there.
35:43Alright.
35:43Thank you so much, Gajinder bhai for coming.
35:45Thank you so much.
35:45Thank you for having me.
35:47What a guy.
35:48Gajinder bhai!
35:49Gajinder bhai!
35:50Gajinder bhai!
35:50Score!
35:51Score!
35:57So Gajinder bhai, I really liked you.
35:59I am gonna give you a nine.
36:00Nine.
36:04Nine.
36:05Nine point five.
36:06By Alia ji.
36:07Sharwari ji ne diye hai.
36:09Ten on ten.
36:13Nine.
36:14Nine by Ashi Sulanki.
36:16Nine.
36:17Nine by Dave Shappel.
36:21Decide kar le yaar.
36:23So that makes your average.
36:24Nine point five.
36:27This has less written.
36:28Come on.
36:29Come on.
36:30Come on.
36:31Come on.
36:31Come on.
36:31Come on.
36:31Come on.
36:32Nine.
36:36Nine.
36:36Oh no.
36:37Sharwari ten kew diya yaar.
36:39Achya, it's all Sharwari ji galti hai.
36:41Ah, yaar.
36:42Please, you will take protein.
36:47It's the same page again.
36:51Sharwari, yaar.
36:52I have seen Munjiya wrong.
36:54I have seen Munjiya wrong.
37:04All right, up next we have Donald Trump from USA.
37:08Give it up for Donald Trump.
37:09Uweka Munund.
37:19Uweka Munund.
37:23All right, all right.
37:26Namaste India.
37:28It's nice to meet you guys.
37:30I know you're Samae Rhino.
37:32Rhino.
37:33Rhino, Rhino.
37:34Eliabat.
37:36Sharabi.
37:37What was that?
37:42Uh, Hashish Solanke, Solanke, yeah.
37:48He's not lanky at all.
37:49He's weak.
37:50And, uh, Bulraj Gay.
37:56Disgusting name.
37:57Disgusting.
37:59We have CIA.
38:00He's CIA.
38:04I'm here in India to, uh, give out, uh, my real reason to be here is to give out these,
38:09uh, free H-1B Weezers.
38:11See you people.
38:14So if I like your questions, I'm gonna give you a free H-1B Weezer.
38:19And, uh, what else do you want from me?
38:24Oil.
38:27You want oil?
38:29Come to the island, my friend.
38:31There's a lot of oil.
38:44Is it time?
38:45What the hell?
38:46I'm done.
38:47All right.
38:49That's all Trump.
38:52So, Dolan Trump.
38:55Uh, how did you...
39:03You already have a mic.
39:05He gave it to me.
39:06I don't know what to say.
39:08There's so much unemployment in this country.
39:10Three people.
39:13You're always taking from the minorities.
39:17Well, who else to take it from?
39:21Can't take it from the rich guys.
39:23They're my friends.
39:24I don't know.
39:24I don't know.
39:26I don't know.
39:30So, uh, Trump.
39:32Why you, uh...
39:34Why you are starting so many wars and fucking the stock market and killing people?
39:39Uh, firstly, uh, if you don't know English, it's all right.
39:42Don't be so scared.
39:52So scared.
39:53So scared.
39:54Disgusting.
39:56But, uh, I didn't start the words.
39:58We were playing Counter-Strike with my friends.
40:01And the other team was Iran.
40:03I told them to bomb Iran.
40:05They fucking bombed Iran.
40:06What do I do?
40:10Wow.
40:12Dalia.
40:17I'm just glad, uh, you don't have that other guy.
40:20What's his...
40:20That asshole Ranbir Barbadia.
40:26He creeps me out.
40:28We banned him from the island.
40:29Not Iran, but he's a nice guy.
40:30He's classy.
40:38That creepy Barbadia or whatever.
40:40His name is disgusting.
40:42Disgusting.
40:46Doran Trump, what brings you to India?
40:48I tell you, I'm going to give out these two H-1 babies.
40:51These are for free.
40:52Because I know a lot of you are upset.
40:54A lot of you want to go to the U.S. of A.
40:56And I'm going to make that happen for you.
40:58Woo!
41:01Um...
41:02Um...
41:07Somebody give her a script on the director!
41:29Oh, my God.
41:33Uh...
41:34I'm done.
41:36So good.
41:37That's what she said.
41:44Oh, my God.
41:56Oh, f...
41:58Uh...
41:58Dol and, uh, Donald.
42:00No, it's alright.
42:01A lot of Indians call me Dolan.
42:03It's true, so...
42:04I like it.
42:05I like it.
42:07Sharwari.
42:08Uh...
42:08Please speak to Mr. Trump.
42:10Hello.
42:12Um...
42:13I didn't understand this.
42:14I don't understand the government.
42:18I speak in Hindi.
42:20Do you understand Hindi as well?
42:22Can you speak a little bit Hindi?
42:24Yeah, actually, let's converse in Hindi.
42:26How about that?
42:27Alright, uh...
42:28I...
42:28I learned a few Hindi songs.
42:30Songs?
42:31Yeah.
42:31Okay, can you sing a Hindi song for us?
42:33Alright, uh...
42:33This one goes out to my gay friend, Bart Raj Gay.
42:39I've heard a lot of these, uh, Barat.
42:41Barat.
42:42Not Barak.
42:43He's a fake guy.
42:44Oh!
42:45Barat.
42:46The Baratis.
42:47Yeah.
42:48Yeah, yeah.
42:49They dance a lot in New York City, and they have this favorite song.
42:52I'm going to sing that for you, my friend.
42:54Not in any other way.
42:56No, no, no. I don't want it.
42:57Good.
42:58He's a fake gentleman.
42:59Fake gentleman.
43:01The song is...
43:09The song is...
43:16And my favorite part.
43:17Oh, ho, ho, ho.
43:21Oh, ho, ho.
43:23Oh, ho, ho, ho.
43:23So many ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
43:25Stop calling someone like that.
43:29Okay, don't show...
43:30I don't like it when women get empowered.
43:43Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
43:47Donald Trump.
43:47Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
43:49Donald Trump.
43:51Who's your favorite, uh, world leader?
43:54Me.
43:56Why does there have to be anybody?
43:58Is this me?
43:59It's all about me.
44:00I'm the best asshole you'll ever see.
44:03Anywhere.
44:08Can we have a stunt director in the house?
44:13My God.
44:15My God.
44:16My God.
44:17He's too good.
44:20He's too good.
44:21When he breaks the character down,
44:23he'll stop for auto.
44:31You've written I'm a protein pagloo.
44:34Yeah.
44:34And love alternate sources of protein like
44:37bhujiya, chola, bhatura, egg wala kek.
44:39Yeah.
44:40Okay, so as Donald Trump, can you explain this to us?
44:44Protein is important for muscle growth.
44:46Brother, Donald, Donald.
44:48Help a brother out.
44:49Oh, so you can have this protein wafer.
44:53It looks delicious.
44:54I can't wait to get my hands on it.
44:56And whatever it's called, it looks tasty.
44:59It's called Avatar.
45:00Avatar?
45:01Like the blue guys?
45:02Yeah.
45:04Avatar.
45:05Why don't you try it?
45:06Should we make you try this?
45:08I don't know if you like it because it has no oil.
45:14As long as you're putting it in my mouth.
45:22Now we know who the real gay is.
45:31Is the cameras on?
45:32Yeah.
45:33It's tasty.
45:35It's amazing, yeah.
45:38My only mission from here on is to make America straight again
45:41and make...
45:46It's so funny that it doesn't look like his US visa.
45:51Alright, I like this guy here.
45:53I'm still gonna give you a visa.
45:54Okay, two of you.
45:55Yeah, please.
45:56Yeah.
45:57Sameh Rhino.
45:59This one's for you.
46:01It's his H1B visa.
46:02Hydroboot to Bengaluru.
46:06One-way visa.
46:09For push-park travel.
46:11Non-AC bus.
46:14Oh my God.
46:15You're welcome.
46:17How long are Trump until this war continues?
46:21I thought you stopped at how long?
46:26Hold on.
46:28I don't know, man.
46:30I have no idea.
46:31I just tell them.
46:32Like I said, we were playing Counter-Strike and then they...
46:35Sorry, sorry.
46:36We've got another question over there.
46:37I'm just curious.
46:38And this has nothing to do with politics, of course.
46:41Are you bald?
46:43How dare you say that?
46:45This is my real hair.
46:47I'm gonna show it to you.
46:49Check it out.
46:50It's my real hair, man.
46:59Wow.
47:00Do I get it back here?
47:01It's all real.
47:03Beautiful.
47:04So beautiful.
47:04Suddenly we have Vin Diesel under this cap.
47:10Sorry, Jason's Tatum.
47:12Vin Ethanol.
47:15Thank you for cracking a joke.
47:21Everybody gotta justify their salary, man.
47:25All right.
47:30It's too good.
47:32It's too good.
47:32It's too good.
47:32It's too good.
47:33I'm gonna need somebody to have to put this back on.
47:34G.I.A.
47:37G.I.A.
47:47He's a gentleman.
47:48Oh my God.
47:49Yeah, he's good.
47:50Smells good.
47:51Thanks.
47:52I'm not gay about it.
47:53Why are you touching me then?
47:56Alia, why are you not speaking to him?
47:59I'm just stumped again by how in character he is.
48:02I'm just enjoying it.
48:04Yeah, she's a little thing or two about saying character.
48:09Not you, I like you.
48:10You're a good actress.
48:11Pati, Pati.
48:14Pati, Pati.
48:19I didn't say anything.
48:21He's a good actress.
48:21He's got Jana to Malaad Mahi, right?
48:22I didn't say anything.
48:24Zola Talia for Donald Trump.
48:26What a fucking guy.
48:27What a guy.
48:29I have no words for this guy.
48:32It's time to score Donald Trump.
48:35Balraj bai.
48:36Brother, it's a 10 on 10 for me.
48:38Let's go.
48:39You're too good.
48:40100%, 10 on 10.
48:43Shabari.
48:44Mine's 9.5.
48:46What?
48:46Okay.
48:4710 from Alia.
48:49And I want to explain myself,
48:51because I was actually feeling like intimidated
48:53and like I was facepalming
48:56and getting really awkward and stressed.
48:58Yeah, that tends to happen to women around me.
49:01It's all right.
49:03No, that means like you did a fabulous job.
49:06Congratulations.
49:08And of course, I also give you a 10 on a 10,
49:11mire bai.
49:12And that makes your average 10.
49:16All right.
49:18Tell you all.
49:19Okay, so I've given myself a score,
49:22which is the highest number I can count to,
49:25which is 10.
49:27Whoa!
49:33Yeah!
49:34Yeah!
49:41It's amazing.
49:50What's this?
49:53What is this?
49:56Whatever, go for it.
49:58What is this?
49:59Is this a gift for him?
49:59Yeah, you give it.
50:01No, you give it.
50:01Please, please give it.
50:02I'm feeling shy.
50:03I don't know, yaar.
50:04She's creeped out.
50:05That's all right.
50:06I like it.
50:07No, this is a t-shirt.
50:09I mean...
50:10I can see that.
50:13Maybe that's why I'm feeling shy.
50:15Just, I mean, just...
50:16Whatever.
50:16Wear it if you want.
50:17Don't wear it.
50:17But it's for my upcoming movie.
50:19All right.
50:19That's nice.
50:21Born...
50:22Whoa!
50:22Hey!
50:25It says...
50:27Born...
50:27Alpha.
50:28Born Alpha.
50:30But what if you have a beta?
50:34So nice, so funny.
50:35Oh my God, so funny.
50:36Make some noise for Donald Trump.
50:38Make some fucking noise.
50:41What a guy.
50:42Make some noise for Alia Bhad, Shalwari,
50:45Barraj and Ashish Solanke.
50:47That was India's Go Athlete!
50:55So, before you go, we have a gift for you.
50:58You know, you can take any of these phones.
51:00They're all AI Plus phones.
51:02Are they made in China?
51:06In fact, they're actually made in India.
51:08All right.
51:08I'm gonna put some tariffs on them there.
51:12Wow, yeah.
51:13Wow, yeah.
51:17You said you have two big brothers?
51:19No.
51:20No?
51:20Two brothers, but I'm just a little.
51:22They're the biggest brothers.
51:24So, you fight with them?
51:25No.
51:25They fight.
51:27What do you do?
51:28You don't do anything in everyone.
51:29Where do you do it?
51:32But do you do something in any internship?
51:34No.
51:35I can answer for that.
51:40Why?
51:41And if this won?
51:42No.
51:45I'll lose all of this.
51:47It's not such a good luck.
51:50I don't know.
51:52It's not too.
51:52You're a man in your life.
51:55Do you think something good?
51:56Do you think something positive?
51:58No.
51:59No.
52:00Yes, sir.
52:00Do you have any Thailand?
52:02No.
52:05It's not?
52:05No.
52:06Why are you here?
52:07Why are you here?
52:09Why are you here?
52:10What do I do?
52:11Why are you here?
52:12Why are you here?
52:12Okay.
52:13So, what do you want to say?
52:15Since you've met him?
52:17Nothing.
52:18Bro, this is a rage bait.
52:20Who are you talking about?
52:23My blood pressure is increasing.
52:26Take a drink of BP.
52:26Take a drink of BP.
52:27Take a drink of BP.
52:34What do you think is the biggest issue faced by youth today?
52:38Emotionally, everyone's feeling like living my best life on Instagram.
52:42Do you believe this?
52:43Yes.
52:44Your Instagram...
52:46Wow!
52:47Wow!
52:48Wow!
52:49Wow!
52:52Did I just hear a ha?
52:54Wow!
52:55Wow!
52:57Wow!
53:00Wow!
53:01Wow!
53:02Wow!
53:02Wait a minute, did you see Munjiha?
53:05No.
53:09Will you see Munjiha?
53:11No.
53:12Oh, shit!
53:13How do you feel Samai Rana and Ashish?
53:16No.
53:18So, you won.
53:19He's won.
53:23Do you post photos on Instagram?
53:25Instagram.
53:26Ha, photos?
53:28Ha.
53:29Photo, video, photo.
53:30Yeah, nice!
53:33Nice!
53:33The big hero will say yes.
53:36Can anyone get to that?
53:41What was your last caption?
53:44No means no.
53:52Samikshadji, I am just having fun with you.
53:54I hope you feel bad, right?
53:56No, absolutely not.
53:58Of course.
53:59Of course.
54:00You feel very strong, brother.
54:02Five interesting and fun things about you.
54:03You have to explain.
54:05Number one, Shah Rukh Khan's hands.
54:10How old were you?
54:12Okay, you asked me.
54:14Okay.
54:14So, Dad, my father, my father,
54:17he used to work in the film industry before.
54:18He used to dance in my hand.
54:20After that, Shah Rukh Khan took his hand,
54:22I was going for three or four months.
54:24I was nervous.
54:25What are you going to do?
54:26Yes, Shah Rukh Khan.
54:28I didn't understand and did it.
54:29Okay, but interesting thing is,
54:30point number two,
54:32the first thing is,
54:32the first thing is,
54:33the first thing is,
54:33the first thing is,
54:33the first thing is,
54:34the first thing is,
54:34the first thing is,
54:34the first thing is,
54:41the first thing is,
54:42the first thing is,
54:42the first thing is,
54:43the first thing is,
54:43how he's called?
54:47Who have you called?
54:48A poor man.
54:52Shara Rukh Khan.
54:56Shara Rukh Khan,
54:57what are three things that you want to do
54:59before you die?
55:00One is to have a hit.
55:02One is to have a hit.
55:04One is to hit you.
55:08And the second is to never get hit on by you.
55:18Wow.
55:20Why is the first viral viral reel?
55:27Wow.
55:31Alia, as a person who has achieved everything,
55:33let me tell you this.
55:38No, no, please tell me.
55:41As a person who has achieved so many things,
55:44what do you look forward to in life?
55:50End of this show.
55:53You should do that.
55:55I want to do it.
56:14No, no, no, no.
56:15Let me tell you that.
56:18Give me two questions.
56:51Do you have a rap in the mood and you have asked us to do this in the mood?
56:54Actually, I'm sitting in the pool in the pool.
56:57There are all young people who come to drink.
56:58They drink cigarettes and they drink.
57:01Oh, my God.
57:02They drink cigarettes and they drink cigarettes.
57:04He doesn't want to know this.
57:07They will see the people at the door.
57:09Why are you Sharma? Why do you listen to your rap?
57:14Okay, a genuine question.
57:16Why did you feel like Gully Boy, just for my knowledge?
57:18No, I didn't say that.
57:20It was good.
57:21Don't stress, man. Your opinion is correct.
57:24It was a copy of Nine Miles.
57:25Okay, you have a copy of Nine Miles.
57:27Eight miles?
57:28Eight miles.
57:29Eight miles.
57:32Eight miles.
57:33Eight miles.
57:33Eight miles.
57:34Eight miles.
57:34Eight miles.
57:34Eight miles.
57:35Eight miles.
57:39Your attitude is just amazing.
57:41Thank you, ma'am.
57:45Tell me, ma'am.
57:46Tell me, ma'am.
57:47I don't understand.
57:47I don't understand.
57:50I don't know.
57:50You have to try it.
57:53Try it.
57:53Try it, please.
57:55Your attitude is very good.
57:57Thank you, ma'am.
57:59You're very good.
58:01One number.
58:01Thank you, ma'am.
58:02Let's go, man.
58:03I'm going to die.
58:05Now we're going to dance in the same mood.
58:16I think we should dance with each other.
58:22Please.
58:24We all.
58:25I don't know.
58:26Let's go.
58:26Let's go.
58:27Let's go.
58:27Let's go.
58:30Let's go.
58:37Let's go.
58:46Let's go.
58:48Let's go.
58:50Let's go.
59:00Please.
59:02Please.
59:03Hey, buddy.