00:00:00I'm a member of the Lin-Hu.
00:00:01I'm a member of the Lin-Hu.
00:00:04But today, I'm going to be a member of a私人 workbook.
00:00:07I'm going to be a member of the Lin-Hu.
00:00:10Because they give it too much.
00:00:12I'm a hundred thousand.
00:00:17You didn't want to burn it.
00:00:18It's not worth it.
00:00:19It's worth it.
00:00:22Lin-Hu, welcome to the Lin-Hu.
00:00:25Lin-Hu, the 9th of the私人 workbook.
00:00:26记住,赶满一个月给你结算工资,不然,除了要赔付天价违约款,其他后果,你也自负。
00:00:46这是什么?
00:00:47上一个夜班保安。
00:00:50人怎么可能变成这样?
00:00:51这黑心女资本家,想签了合同把人吓走,专门骗违约金吧,入殓师都没见过这种死法。
00:01:01快到点了,我得走了。
00:01:09希望你能多干两天。
00:01:16一,本馆营业时间,为晚十二点至到六点,不要在白天来上班。
00:01:22二,如果看到唐三彩针目兽的眼珠子在转,请立刻用红布盖住他,绝对不要和他对视。
00:01:29三,气泻欲簪,如果听到女人哭,请假装听不见,千万不要回答他的任何问题。
00:01:39四,无头青铜勇的头找不到了,如果他向你讨要头颅,把你桌子上的假人模特头扔给他,然后锁死工作间的门。
00:02:05让我看看是谁在装神弄鬼,我一个入殓师,连碎成八块的尸体都敢大半夜一个人放,什么硬间场面没见过。
00:02:20这破博物馆,怎么所有的东西都是残缺的?
00:02:31怎么所有的东西都是残缺的?
00:02:32老板,这儿有监控啊!
00:02:34这可不是我弄坏的,别想扣我工资!
00:02:40这碎得也太闹心了!
00:02:42哎,职业病又犯了!
00:02:44哎,职业病又犯了!
00:02:46哎,职业病又犯了!
00:02:46哎,职业病又犯了!
00:02:47哎,职业病又犯了!
00:02:49……
00:02:55诚,厉重不够!
00:02:57得打个金刚销!
00:02:58得打个金刚销!……
00:03:06清丢!
00:03:08清丢!
00:03:09保余!
00:03:15清丢,画得看吗
00:03:26Ninja!
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00:03:54This is not our fault!
00:03:55We're going to be in the air!
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00:04:19What power is this?
00:04:22It's still a bit bad.
00:04:24We need to fix it.
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00:05:01I don't know.
00:05:37诡异的力量不会消失,只会转移。就像你无意中击杀了一只近鬼获得他的力量一样
00:05:54,S级诡异巴毕修罗的力量也会转移到击杀他的人身上。昨晚究竟是谁出手击杀了巴毕修罗?谁啊?
00:05:57修哥,大新闻,昨晚半个城区都戒严了,听说就是照片里这尊S级大诡异搞的鬼,现在消息全网封锁,这是我朋友拼死拍下来保存的,牛逼吧?
00:06:12这不就是我昨晚修的那尊破铜像吗?这是被谁批图放大了加点闪电特效吧
00:06:14?这死胖子还真是什么八卦都信,少信这些无聊的合成谣言。哥哥我当入恋师这么多年
00:06:21,天天和死人打交道,都没碰见过什么真正的诡异事件。赶紧搬你的砖去吧。
00:06:26不过话说回来,真奇怪,上了一晚上夜班不仅不累,反而觉得浑身有用不完的牛劲。不对啊
00:06:39,什么时候多出来个第五条?
00:06:40好,该不会是有人知道我把那破铜像给修好了,连夜进来加上了这一条,准备赖着我吧。林先生
00:06:58,你还活着?当然活着
00:07:05,不然你见鬼了。能安全度过第一天
00:07:06,不错。
00:07:07苏秘书,这守则怎么还莫名其妙比昨天多了一条,是不是你们偷偷加的?别多问
00:07:20,你只需要无条件遵照守则上的每一条去做就行了,这样你才能活得更久。我已经把那个铜像给修好了
00:07:23,我必须声明,那铜像我接班的时候它本来就是碎裂的,可不是我打碎了才修复的。你们资本家可别想用这事扣我的钱。什么
00:07:35?你把八卦修罗铜像修复了?
00:07:37走,快带我去看看!你
00:07:54,你居然真的把八卦修罗给完整的修复了?那不
00:07:58,从小我就有个说不清的本事,不管什么残缺的东西。
00:08:01只要看一眼,我脑子里就能立刻知道它原本完整的样子。
00:08:14在殡仪馆这么多年,经我灵修修复过的遗体,主打一个百分百好评。
00:08:19既然你修好了它,就要对它负责。如果它再坏了
00:08:31,那出现的后果也都要由你自己承担。
00:08:32喂,不是吧,这东西本来就是坏的,是我给修复好了,凭什么它再坏了,要我承担后果?
00:08:45你不会是想找借口扣我工资吧?还有
00:08:48,我倒想问问你,我把它修好了,我有什么好处?你已经拿到修复它的好处。什么好处
00:08:59?我拿什么了?漂亮女人最会骗人
00:09:03,这女的不会想空手套白狼吧?
00:09:12这样吧,除了你已经获得的好处,老板发话了,你每修复一件文物,我再给你增加十万的修复费。十万
00:09:22?一件?哎呀
00:09:23,苏大秘书,那感情好啊,早说给钱不就完了吗?这事咱们好商量
00:09:28,要是这样的话,你放心,只要钱到位,我能把你这博物馆里所有的文物,全都给修好。
00:09:35包你们焕然一心!一件十万
00:09:51,十件一百万,罢了,罢了.
00:10:03又是一天夜班开始了,今晚除了职业班,我还能再修一件文物。
00:10:23这什么情况?
00:10:28不对,这绝对不是自然开裂的,更像是被剑或者斧头砍出来的,究竟是谁干的?
00:10:37苏秘书?
00:10:38不对,这女人今天一整天踩着高跟鞋在旁边盯着我,跟监工似的,根本没机会瞎说。
00:10:51不管了,先给她补上再说。
00:11:03今天争取再修复一件,但也必须加强巡逻,别被我逮到谁干的。
00:11:21就你了,缺口不大,好修得很。
00:11:37就你了,缺口不大,好修得很。
00:11:46缺口,不过修完这件写,不过修接硅一个小百万。
00:12:31Oh
00:12:32What the hell
00:12:34What is the tool?
00:12:35What a tool?
00:12:35It's so big
00:12:36It's gone
00:12:37What is this?
00:12:43Who is doing this?
00:12:49I've found you.
00:13:05I've found you.
00:13:05The person who has destroyed the building of the building and the tools of the building are probably the same
00:13:11person.
00:13:12Right.
00:13:13I'm going to take care of the building of the building.
00:13:23第六条,在你修复一件文物之前,请务必先看看它旁边其他文物的反应。
00:13:33这又是谁在装神弄鬼?
00:13:35我修个文物,还要看周围其他文物的意见?
00:13:40你的意思是其他文物把我的工具给偷走了?
00:13:42扯淡,一堆破铜烂铁还能成精了?
00:13:45绝对有人在背后搞鬼,别让我揪出来是谁。
00:13:49查一查监控,一切就水落石出了。
00:14:04怎么回事,信号断了?
00:14:11难道监控也被人动过手脚?
00:14:13难道监控也被人动过手脚?
00:14:14难道监控也被人动过手脚?
00:14:20这是之前保安写的日记?
00:14:25第一天,我来到这座私人博物馆做夜班保安,一晚上什么事都没发生,这钱赚得也太轻松了。
00:14:33第二天,我在巡逻时震惊地发现,很多文物居然变了动作。
00:14:38面对青铜勇的手臂抬高了,是女徒里的眼睛睁着我。
00:14:42啊!他们之前明明不是这个动作的。
00:14:45第三天,我将这件事告诉了苏秘书。
00:14:49她说我夜班太闲,脑子容易胡思乱想,让我如果夜班闲得没事,可以去修一修那些残缺的文物。
00:14:55还会额外再给我一笔丰厚的费用。
00:14:58第四天,为了钱,我开始修那面残缺的青铜古镜,但是,他们不想被修好。
00:15:05当晚,一把青铜剑突然从斩柜里飞出来,擦着我的头皮,差点扎进我的脑袋。
00:15:12我明白了,我不该修那件东西,我看着那面镜子,我的手指开始变硬,变成白色,就像瓷器一样。
00:15:20我,我正在成为他们一部分。
00:15:24如果按照日记上写的,前台那堆白花花的碎瓷片,还真就是上一个保安。
00:15:33这样解释似乎一切都说通了,包括我的工具为什么会被偷。
00:15:35但是,这也太扯淡了吧。
00:15:41不对啊,我刚才修那面破镜子的时候,脸也对着镜面照了半天,手指也摸了镜子,我怎么一点事都没有。
00:15:50谁?
00:15:52谁?
00:16:19This is who is doing this!
00:16:23In your修复 a wooden wooden building,
00:16:26please take a look at the other wooden building of the other wooden building.
00:16:35I don't care.
00:16:36I'll just take a look at this wooden building.
00:16:53I'm so sorry.
00:16:55I can't believe I'm going to believe that the devil is going to be the devil.
00:17:27Oh my god, I'm so scared.
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