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Wukong vs. The Beast Kingdom Episode Eastern Fantasy, Revenge, ANS
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00:00:00Why do people say, Mountain of Lion and Camel is, in Journey to the West, the darkest trial of all?
00:00:07It's not because there are so many demons, or because they're hard to beat.
00:00:12It's because the evil here is sanctioned evil.
00:00:16Green Lion, White Elephant, Big Rock are all mounts or kin of the immortals.
00:00:22They wreak havoc in the mortal world, with the gods turning a blind eye.
00:00:44Sun Wukong can handle the small fry, but he can't touch the kingpins with backing.
00:00:49Tang San San can recite the binding spell, but he can't save this hell on earth.
00:01:05Why do you start playing evil?
00:01:10They're not gonna be that great.
00:01:14They're very whoops are.
00:01:18They re-be classes.
00:01:20clothes bomb
00:01:23texted
00:01:24Into表現
00:01:29its
00:01:35life at sacred buddhist monastery is so bleak it's unbearable now i can finally eat my fill
00:02:13give me five gin of meat make it the hind leg let go of my daughter
00:02:25take the kid and run i'll hold him off run
00:02:45honey
00:02:46immortal master immortal master something's wrong
00:02:51immortal master tang zanzang and his disciples are almost at mountain of lion and camel
00:02:58you must not go there
00:03:10master hasn't eaten or drunk these past days and he barely says a word
00:03:14could it be he's still pining for the queen of ziliang
00:03:19second brother watch your mouth
00:03:22holy monk bound for the west please stop right here
00:03:27don't take another step forward
00:03:30sir why are you doing this
00:03:31outsiders wouldn't know there's a band of demons up ahead they've eaten hundreds of thousands
00:03:37you mustn't go any farther
00:03:40what
00:03:42don't be afraid master i'm here
00:03:49wukong did you hear what they said up there demons are causing trouble ahead we must ask what's going on
00:03:54so i can set my mind at ease
00:03:56let me go
00:03:56maybe i can beg for some alms too
00:04:00baji
00:04:01look at you you'll scare them off let wukong go instead
00:04:06him he's uglier than i am
00:04:08baji finally volunteered
00:04:13let him change into something handsome then
00:04:21well master
00:04:24fine go and come back quick
00:04:26all right
00:04:32sir please wait
00:04:36you are
00:04:37sir
00:04:40we're monks from the eastern tang empire headed to the western heavens to seek the sutras
00:04:44i heard you say there are demons ahead what's really going on
00:04:48ah
00:04:50those mountains are called mountain of lion and camel they stretch for 800 lie
00:04:55west of there lies a human kingdom called lion camel kingdom
00:05:00the rains came in season and the people lived in peace it was once a land of harmony
00:05:08but
00:05:09500 years ago
00:05:11three demons came from the west
00:05:13they seized mountain of lion and camel and made an entire city's people
00:05:17so that's it
00:05:18just three demons huh
00:05:20i'll rake one to death myself
00:05:21my brother can club one dead
00:05:23we'll leave the last for sha wu jing and he'll finish it in one swing
00:05:26if it were only three why would i stop you
00:05:29after they ate the people they didn't leave
00:05:31they took the land and founded a kingdom
00:05:34gathering demons from everywhere as their citizens
00:05:38keeping humans as livestock
00:05:40and even setting up a full court
00:05:42they made tigers their generals and wolves their captains
00:05:46as for their lesser demons
00:05:49five thousand are on the southern ridge
00:05:51five thousand on the northern ridge
00:05:53ten thousand at the eastern pass
00:05:55another four or five thousand patrol and keep watch
00:06:01and ten thousand more guard the gates
00:06:04there are countless fire tenders
00:06:07and countless wood cutters too
00:06:08all told that's forty seven or forty eight thousand
00:06:13and those are the ones with names
00:06:15with badges at their waists
00:06:17stationed here just to eat people
00:06:21that many forty thousand
00:06:23that's it
00:06:24that doesn't even count the unregistered ones
00:06:28add those in
00:06:29and you're talking one or two hundred thousand
00:06:31they eat people every day
00:06:33boiling them
00:06:34skewing them
00:06:35brewing blood into wine
00:06:36for five hundred years now
00:06:38they've devoured the people of continent of jinyu
00:06:41good heavens
00:06:43i'd better get back fast
00:06:45and report to em master
00:06:55master we can't go on
00:06:56this is called mountain of lion and camel
00:06:58it's a realm of demons
00:07:00forty to fifty thousand are waiting to eat people
00:07:04what are we supposed to do
00:07:05you idiot
00:07:07what are you scared of
00:07:08i fought a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers
00:07:10what's forty or fifty thousand demons to me
00:07:13big brother
00:07:14you're so capable
00:07:15but i old jew don't have the nerve
00:07:17if you ask me
00:07:18we should split the luggage now
00:07:20and run for our lives
00:07:21the locals are terrified of demons
00:07:23and you believe their exaggerations
00:07:26even if there really are that many
00:07:28i'd swing my staff all night
00:07:30and wipe them out to the last
00:07:32talk is cheap
00:07:33besides that funeral rod of yours
00:07:35what weapon do you have to deal with that many fiends
00:07:38don't underestimate me
00:07:39i old sun can carve a path through the eastern sea
00:07:42even a mountain of iron and silver
00:07:44i can smash straight through
00:07:46then if you can go do it
00:07:49wukong
00:07:49what you hear may be false
00:07:51what you see is the truth
00:07:52baji is scared out of his wits
00:07:54go take a look
00:07:55see for yourself
00:07:56and whether it's as that old man said
00:07:58yes master
00:08:15master stay inside the circle
00:08:16don't come out
00:08:17i'll be right back
00:08:29third great king
00:08:30it's time to eat
00:08:32report
00:08:33third great king
00:08:34word has come from the kingdom of ziliang
00:08:37centipede taoist was killed by tang san zang and his disciples
00:08:41tang san zang has passed xiu yang
00:08:44five hundred years
00:08:45at last tang san zang's flesh
00:09:05big brother
00:09:06second brother
00:09:06come on
00:09:07let's drink to tang san zang's arrival
00:09:09let's have a toast
00:09:10cheers
00:09:16big brother
00:09:17why the long face
00:09:19big brother
00:09:20we're about to eat tang san zang's flesh
00:09:22cheer up
00:09:24you're taking this way too lightly
00:09:26that tang san zang
00:09:27may be immortal now
00:09:28but his eldest disciple
00:09:30is no ordinary figure
00:09:32that monkey
00:09:32born of stone when luwa mended the sky
00:09:35a stone monkey made flesh
00:09:36he learned magic from ancient powers
00:09:38one hundred thousand soldiers couldn't stop him
00:09:41he's not someone we can handle easily
00:09:45what's a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers
00:09:47big brother you forgot
00:09:48when the heavenly court came to wipe us out
00:09:51one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers
00:09:53you swallowed them all in one bite
00:09:55some stinking monkey
00:09:56what is he really
00:09:58don't underestimate him
00:09:59who knows
00:10:00how many heroes have died under that monkey's iron staff
00:10:03so in the end
00:10:05you're scared of sun wukong aren't you
00:10:07then we just take down sun wukong
00:10:09and that's that
00:10:10third brother
00:10:12you have a plan
00:10:14of course i do
00:10:16guards
00:10:16bring it up
00:10:29what's this
00:10:32i took it before i left the sacred buddhist monastery
00:10:34just something i grabbed from the treasury
00:10:36they call it the yin yang energy vase
00:10:40you dared steal from the sacred buddhist monastery
00:10:43aren't you afraid the buddha will punish you
00:10:46uncle what's wrong with taking my nephew's stuff
00:10:50buddha tatagata owes me that much
00:10:52all right
00:10:52third brother
00:10:53how does this vase deal with sun wukong
00:10:55inside are seven gems
00:10:57eight trigrams
00:10:58and twenty four auras
00:10:59it holds a world of its own
00:11:00if someone gets trapped inside
00:11:02it's fine as long as they keep quiet
00:11:04the moment they speak
00:11:05raging fire burns them
00:11:07if they can withstand the flames
00:11:09countless venomous snakes will bite them
00:11:11if the snakes can't kill them
00:11:13three fire dragons will come and devour them
00:11:15over and over
00:11:16without end
00:11:17a hundred years pass inside the vase
00:11:20while outside it's only a short while
00:11:22no matter how powerful
00:11:23once inside
00:11:24they'll eventually drain their power
00:11:26and melt into pus
00:11:27it's that deadly
00:11:30with a treasure like this
00:11:31catching tang san zong will be easy
00:11:37reporting to the three kings
00:11:38less than a hundred leave from here
00:11:40we've spotted tang san zong
00:11:43speak of tang san zong and here he comes
00:11:50big brother
00:11:51son wukong is gone
00:11:52perfect timing
00:11:53but tang san zong is guarded by two disciples
00:11:56i don't know that pig faced one
00:11:58but that bearded guy is the curtain lifting
00:12:00general by the jade emperor's side
00:12:02so what i'd still fight him
00:12:04big brother
00:12:05we'll each take one
00:12:06second brother
00:12:07use that long trunk of yours
00:12:08and snatch tang san zong away
00:12:10fine
00:12:28well well now this is interesting
00:12:30huh demons
00:12:31oh my god
00:12:36master don't be afraid i'll hold them off
00:13:03as it is
00:13:05in her
00:13:05help me
00:13:05hear the word
00:13:07so
00:13:07it's all
00:13:08you're gonna need to be it
00:13:08and that's fun
00:13:08electricity
00:13:10That damn monkey. He had to leave now of all times. Demons come, and he's gone.
00:13:15Maji, go help Wu Jing now.
00:13:21I'm on it! I'm going, and there's a huge lion too!
00:13:29Don't you dare take another step!
00:13:33Whoever captures Tang San Zhang will be rewarded a thousand in gold and made a marquee.
00:13:38Oh, oh!
00:13:47Keep me! Keep me!
00:14:04A petty little anchoring spell! Break!
00:14:18Master!
00:14:19Master!
00:14:35Second brother! Master was taken by monsters!
00:14:38We're finished! If Monkey King finds out I lost Master, he'll skin me alive!
00:14:51Move! Third King's orders! Scrub pots, chop wood, make broth from human bone!
00:14:57Fight Zang Zang Zang up! And hot pot him!
00:15:04Great King's orders! Step up the mountain patrols!
00:15:08Junior Windscout!
00:15:09Drill Master!
00:15:11Patrol the South Pass! If you spot any sign of Sun Wukong, report it once!
00:15:15Yes!
00:15:19The King sent me to patrol the mountain.
00:15:23I'm taking a spin through the human world.
00:15:32Junior Windscout! Got it!
00:15:41Who are you? Are you a local demon from Mountain of Lion and Camel 2? Which cave are you from?
00:15:47You tell me first. Who are you?
00:15:50I... I'm the Great King's personally appointed Junior Windscout. See it! My badge!
00:16:02Spit it out! Who are you?
00:16:05I'm the Chief Windscout. Your boss!
00:16:09Chief Windscout! How come I've never heard of that post?
00:16:14And I've never seen you before!
00:16:16I used to tend the fire in the cave! The boss said I did a great job! So he promoted
00:16:21me for training! Don't believe me? Look!
00:16:25You really are the Chief Windscout!
00:16:31Hello, sir!
00:16:32We're co-workers! No need to be formal! I heard our three bosses have some serious backing! Is that true?
00:16:38That's what my second uncle told me! He's the Deputy Commander in the boss's cave!
00:16:44He said our three bosses send one letter to Sacred Buddhist Monastery and 500 Arhat come out to greet them!
00:16:51Send a note to the Heavenly Palace and the 11 Celestial Luminaries all pay their respects!
00:16:56The Dragons of the Four Seas are their friends!
00:16:59The Immortals of Eight Grottos often come to meet with them!
00:17:02Even the Ten Kings of Hell call them brothers!
00:17:05The Guardian Earth Deity kneels to pay his respects!
00:17:10Oh, so this one's got someone backing him, too!
00:17:14What did you say?
00:17:16Nothing! So does your boss know his grandpa? The Great Sage equal to Heaven!
00:17:22The Great Sage equal to Heaven?
00:17:26Who's that?
00:17:29Thun! Thun Wukong!
00:17:32Freeze!
00:17:42Let Old Sun take a look inside your lair!
00:17:50Junior Wind Scout is back!
00:17:52I'm home!
00:18:01AHHHHH!
00:18:02AHHHHH!
00:18:03AHHHHH!
00:18:03AHHHHH!
00:18:04AHHHHH!
00:18:04AHHHHH!
00:18:08AHHHHH!
00:18:10AHHHHH!
00:18:13Blood Vermitelli Soup!
00:18:15It's my favorite!
00:18:17These demons eat people like it's nothing!
00:18:19Can the Sacred Buddhist Monastery not see this?
00:18:22Woo! The King gave orders!
00:18:24Fetch water and wash Tang San Zang clean!
00:18:27What did you just say?
00:18:29Wash Tang San Zang!
00:18:30You didn't know?
00:18:31The King just captured Tang San Zang!
00:18:34What?!
00:18:34Where is Tang San Zang?
00:18:35In the main hall!
00:18:36They're about to eat him!
00:18:41AHHHHH!
00:18:42AHHHHH!
00:18:48AHHHHH!
00:18:49AHHHHH!
00:18:50AHHHHH!
00:18:51AHHHHH!
00:18:52AHHHHH!
00:18:52AHHHHH!
00:18:54AHHHHH!
00:18:54AHHHHH!
00:18:55AHHHHH!
00:18:55AHHHHH!
00:18:56AHHHHH!
00:18:59AHHHHH!
00:19:00AHHHHH!
00:19:00Tang San Zang has been washed and brought in!
00:19:03Big Brother!
00:19:04Let's dig in!
00:19:12My two brothers, catching Tang San Zang was too easy this time, but we didn't see that
00:19:17monkey.
00:19:18Don't worry brother, that lowly stable boy probably heard our name and ran scared.
00:19:22Amitabha.
00:19:25Tang San Zang, you're not reaching the sacred Buddhist monastery today.
00:19:29Chanting Amitabha won't save you.
00:19:31The one in danger today isn't this humble monk, it's you.
00:19:36What did you say?
00:19:37You set yourselves up as kings in the western heavens.
00:19:40You crush the Buddha's way, you eat people, gods and men alike despise you.
00:19:45Heaven's law won't allow it.
00:19:47Heaven will punish you and so will the Buddha.
00:19:50Heaven's law?
00:19:51The Buddha?
00:19:53Bullshit!
00:19:54Tang San Zang, call the Jade Emperor down here.
00:19:57See if I so much as flinch.
00:20:00Tang San Zang, open your eyes.
00:20:02Mountain of Lion and Camel has 100,000 demon troops.
00:20:05What is there to fear under heaven?
00:20:08100,000 demon troops?
00:20:10All this humble monk sees are a million wronged souls across these hills.
00:20:16You reap what you sow.
00:20:18No.
00:20:18My eldest disciple will demand justice for those million souls.
00:20:23Enough talk.
00:20:24Get him into my belly.
00:20:26Let that monkey search all he wants.
00:20:28Men, slice Tang San Zang into 10,000 pieces, we'll cook him in hot pot.
00:20:32Yes!
00:20:33Yes!
00:20:36Yes!
00:20:36Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:20:39Heh?
00:20:40Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:20:44Hmm?
00:20:44Ugh!
00:20:44Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:20:47Ah!
00:20:52Oh, wha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:20:55What!?
00:21:02Let's see who dares lay a hand on my master.
00:21:11Master, your disciple is late.
00:21:13Wukong, watch out for these demons.
00:21:16Seize him!
00:21:23Master, I'll fight our way out.
00:21:27Master, whoever captures that monkey will be made Chief Wind Scout
00:21:31and rewarded with a piece of Tang San Zong's flesh
00:21:34so he too may live forever.
00:21:57Hack him to pieces!
00:22:11Master!
00:22:12Wukong!
00:22:12Master!
00:22:27Wukong!
00:22:42Bunch of scum!
00:22:44Don't get cocky!
00:22:56Bunch of scum!
00:22:57Wukong!
00:22:58Let my master go!
00:22:59No
00:23:16Touch one hair on my master's head. I don't care who you are. I'll kill you all the same
00:23:27Brothers together
00:23:40I'll cleave you in two
00:23:44Hi
00:23:49Right now, I'll cut you down
00:23:53Damn bro, you've got skills one slash and you finish Sun Wukong with Sun Wukong gone. We can finally feast
00:24:00on Tang San Zhang's flesh
00:24:03Who says I'm dead
00:24:10He he split into two then I'll cut again
00:24:23That's strange, this is weird the more I cut the more there are
00:24:27Don't panic boss Sun Wukong can make clones. He's messing with you
00:24:32My boy, you know who I am?
00:24:36I
00:24:36Kneel and pay your respects next time you see your master. I'll spare you the humiliation. You're asking to die
00:24:45I'm coming to help
00:24:50I'm in too
00:25:07I'm out of here
00:25:10I'm out of here
00:25:11I'm out of here
00:25:11Going somewhere
00:25:19I'm out of here
00:25:20I'm out of here
00:25:34You can't get far
00:25:54You can't get far
00:26:04Tell me you don't
00:26:05I'm out of here
00:26:29Tell me you don't
00:26:34I'm afraid master won't make it
00:26:34I'm going back to Gal village
00:26:34I'm out of here
00:26:34My eldest brother
00:26:35Saving master comes first
00:26:37You think I don't know their many? I've already fought them
00:26:40I was outnumbered
00:26:41I couldn't save master
00:26:42You two come with me
00:26:43Now we're going to their lair to save master
00:26:45Alright
00:26:46Alright
00:26:53Monster! Open up and surrender
00:26:56Monster your grandpa pig is here
00:26:58Monster let my master go
00:27:03Kill them
00:27:04Monkey
00:27:05You lost to me
00:27:06And you still dare come knocking?
00:27:08You had the numbers before
00:27:10This time my brother scanned as one
00:27:12I'll burn your cave down to the ground
00:27:14The monkey even brought three more helpers
00:27:16What a pity
00:27:17They're all losers we've beaten before
00:27:20Shut it long nosed elephant
00:27:21Or else
00:27:22I'll knock your teeth out with my rake
00:27:25You wouldn't dare
00:27:26Why waste words on them?
00:27:28Just kill them
00:27:58Take my staff
00:27:59Take my staff
00:28:02Take my rake
00:28:04Take my rake
00:28:06Sorry
00:28:23Why I was just doing out!?
00:28:25I forgot my Radian
00:28:26Let me die
00:28:26Just fail
00:28:26To the山
00:28:42Take this, my staff!
00:29:02Take this, my staff!
00:29:10Take this, my staff!
00:29:12Take this, my staff!
00:29:24Take this, my staff!
00:29:45Take this, my staff!
00:29:50Take this, my staff!
00:30:10Without your rake, how can you fight me?
00:30:40Run by me!
00:30:49I nearly got eaten alive!
00:31:16I'll swallow you whole!
00:31:25ELDEST BROTHER!
00:31:30That stable boy won't back down, that monster's here to eat you, why aren't you running, why
00:31:34go meet him, one bite and you're in his belly, today you're still a monk, tomorrow you'll
00:31:38be a pile of dung.
00:31:39Big brother, you've got quite the appetite!
00:31:43Big brother, second brother, finish them off, wipe out Tang San Zhang's remaining disciples!
00:31:52Xia Wujing, Pailongma, run for your lives!
00:32:29Third brother!
00:32:31Third brother!
00:32:33Third brother!
00:32:35Third brother!
00:32:41Third brother!
00:32:42Big brother!
00:32:42What's wrong?
00:32:44That Sun Wukong is all iron and steel!
00:32:47He's hard to digest!
00:32:49My stomach's so bloated it hurts!
00:32:52It's okay, big brother!
00:32:53Let's get back to the cave, quick!
00:32:55Have the boys boil a big pot of salt water, then take a few baskets of Hawthorn to aid digestion.
00:33:00It'll digest anything, iron head or steel arms.
00:33:04Alright!
00:33:10This is that old demon's stomach!
00:33:13Good!
00:33:14Since you let old Sun in, I'll make you pay for it!
00:33:25Brother, have a seat, quick!
00:33:26Bring in the brine-soaked fruit!
00:33:36Brine?
00:33:37Trying to drown old Sun, are you?
00:33:39Transform!
00:33:43You flood me out!
00:33:45I'll just take a little boat!
00:33:50How is it, brother?
00:33:52His belly's bloated with water!
00:33:54Wonder if that monkey drowned!
00:33:56My boy!
00:33:57You filled your belly with hot water so your grandpa's son can take a bath!
00:34:01Nice and warm!
00:34:02Real comfortable!
00:34:04What?
00:34:04That monkey's still alive in my belly!
00:34:07If brine won't kill him, use sour fruit!
00:34:10Good!
00:34:17My boy!
00:34:18Your mountain of lion and camel fruit tastes awful!
00:34:21It's nowhere near as good as my Mt. Huago!
00:34:24Mountain of flowers and fruit!
00:34:27You little monkey tapeworm!
00:34:29The fruit I eat all ends up in your belly!
00:34:32Good, grandson!
00:34:33Toss me some more bananas!
00:34:35Your grandpa loves bananas!
00:34:39Sun Wukong!
00:34:40Get your ass out here!
00:34:41Not coming out!
00:34:43Autumn's turned cold!
00:34:44And I'm still in thin clothes!
00:34:45But it's warm in this belly!
00:34:47And there's no wind!
00:34:47I'll come out after I've wintered here!
00:34:50Big brother!
00:34:51That monkey's gonna spend the winter in your gut!
00:34:58If he wants to winter there, I'll go into meditation and use a shifting spell!
00:35:02I won't eat all winter!
00:35:03I'll starve this stable boy to death!
00:35:06Good grandson!
00:35:07You don't know the half of it!
00:35:08I'm escorting Tang San Zhang for the scriptures!
00:35:11And I'm carrying a big iron pot with me!
00:35:13If you won't feed me, I'll take your liver, guts and lungs in here
00:35:16and boil them up in one pot, make myself a nice awful soup,
00:35:19and stay full till Qingming Festival!
00:35:22Uh, brother!
00:35:23That crazy monkey would actually do this!
00:35:26Don't panic, brother!
00:35:27There's no room for a stove in your belly!
00:35:29He can't even get a fire going!
00:35:32Who says I can't set up a stove?
00:35:34That forked bone's the perfect spot!
00:35:36Oh no!
00:35:36If he really sets up a stove and lights it,
00:35:39the thick smoke will choke you up and you'll suffocate, brother!
00:35:43Then what do we do?
00:35:45Relax!
00:35:46Leave it to old son!
00:35:47I'll jab the golden cudgel right into your belly button
00:35:50and poke a hole through it!
00:35:51It'll be a vent for fresh air!
00:35:53And as a chimney too!
00:35:54Ha ha ha!
00:35:55You're gonna jab my belly button?
00:35:57That's it!
00:35:58I'm done!
00:35:58Someone, bring me the poison!
00:36:00That bottle!
00:36:01Our hot Bodhisattva!
00:36:02Even an immortal would drop from one sip!
00:36:04Mix it into the wine!
00:36:06I'll drink it all!
00:36:07Yes!
00:36:08Brother!
00:36:09Don't hurt him and hurt yourself even worse!
00:36:12I'm going to the death with that monkey!
00:36:16Five hundred years ago, when I wrecked the heavenly court,
00:36:19I ate Liozi's elixirs and drank the Jade Emperor's wine,
00:36:23Queen Mother's peaches, Phoenix marrow, dragon liver!
00:36:26What haven't I tasted?
00:36:28Poison?
00:36:29You think you can poison me?
00:36:46Now that's good wine!
00:36:48I haven't had wine in over five hundred years!
00:36:50Not a single drop!
00:36:59How is he, brother?
00:37:01How does it feel?
00:37:02That's strange!
00:37:04Normally, after one whole jar, even if I'm not wasted,
00:37:07I'd be flushed and stumbling, but today it feels like I didn't drink at all!
00:37:11Unless that damn monkey drank it all!
00:37:15Good wine!
00:37:17Damn good wine!
00:37:18Perfect, brother!
00:37:20That monkey drank all the poisoned wine!
00:37:23He's as good as dead!
00:37:39My stomach!
00:37:56Oh!
00:37:56Oh, big brother!
00:38:04My boy, well?
00:38:05Are you begging yet?
00:38:08Son Wukong, if you've got the guts, kill me!
00:38:11Fine!
00:38:12Then I'll beat you right in the gallbladder.
00:38:20Mercy, mercy. Great Sage equal to heaven.
00:38:23Please spare him. I'm begging for my big brother.
00:38:26My boy, don't waste words. Just call him Grandpa's son.
00:38:31Grandpa, it's our fault. Your grandson's. We swallowed you by mistake.
00:38:35Great Sage, have mercy. Pity us like ants clinging to life.
00:38:39Spirit, spare my big brother's life. The three of us will release your master and see you through the mountains.
00:38:46You dragged my master here to suffer and scared him half to death.
00:38:50My master is delicate. He can't take this abuse. You'll pay for this.
00:38:54Great Sage, I don't have any gold or jewels on me. No amber, agate, or other treasures. How can I
00:39:01pay you?
00:39:01Pay you how?
00:39:03I want the three of you brothers to fetch a fragrant vine palanquin. Let my master ride in it. Carry
00:39:08it yourselves.
00:39:09Get my master across the 800-lie mountain of lion and camel.
00:39:12What?
00:39:14I haven't taken this kind of humiliation in 800 years.
00:39:17Third brother, saving our eldest comes first.
00:39:21As you say, Great Sage, the three of us agree. Just come out and quickly.
00:39:27Fine.
00:39:28Open your mouth wide.
00:39:30I'll fly out myself.
00:39:31Hey, big brother. When he comes out, bite down hard. Crush that monkey. Swallow him whole. Then he can't torment
00:39:37you anymore.
00:39:41Trying to play tricks on me, huh?
00:39:44I'll hold the golden cudgel. Go on, bite it.
00:39:56Big brother, bite it. Now.
00:40:01My fangs.
00:40:04What a slippery demon. You dare fool your grandpa's son? I spared your life and you tried to bite me
00:40:10to death. I'm not coming out today. I'm not coming out.
00:40:12You went back in again.
00:40:15Third brother. What kind of rotten idea was that? We didn't even bite the monkey and I chipped my teeth
00:40:21instead.
00:40:21Son Wukong, I've heard your name for a long time. It's thunder in the ears. They say you made a
00:40:27show outside the southern heavenly gate and showed off at the Palace of Grand Mysteries.
00:40:32Now you're on the road to the western heavens, slaying demons. So you're just some upstart monkey. If you've got
00:40:39the guts, come out and fight fair.
00:40:41If you'd said that 500 years ago, I might have taken the bait. But now, nothing you say matters. Let
00:40:47my master go.
00:40:50Fine, fine. I'll release him right now.
00:41:11Master.
00:41:14Pachi.
00:41:36My disciples Wukong has already subdued them.
00:41:40What? Subdued? Where's Monkey King? Didn't they swallow him?
00:41:43Pachi, I'm inside this lion's belly. Once we're past Mountain of Lion and Camel, we'll get out of here.
00:41:50Toss that steely. Great Sage, son, and you're outside the Lion-Camel kingdom. Please come out. We won't ever dare
00:41:56to go after your master again.
00:41:59Yes, yes.
00:42:00Little White Dragon, take master and go on ahead.
00:42:03Yes, senior brother.
00:42:12Great Sage, son, your master is long gone now.
00:42:15Fine. Open your mouth.
00:42:27Baji Sha, Jr., brother. Let's go.
00:42:30You think you can just leave? True Dharma form.
00:42:40Monkey King. They broke their promise.
00:42:43I saw it coming. Since when do demons ever tell the truth?
00:42:47Stop them!
00:42:54Baji, Jr., brother Sha.
00:42:56The three of us fight our way out together.
00:42:59All right.
00:43:14Come and die!
00:43:27Kill them!
00:43:37Hurricane Capture Technique!
00:43:53Senior brother!
00:43:55And you too!
00:43:57Hurricane Capture Technique!
00:44:09Senior brother!
00:44:16Baji, Sha, Jr. Brother!
00:44:18Son, son, Wukong!
00:44:20Surrender now!
00:44:21Your master and your junior brother have both been captured.
00:44:25Master!
00:44:26Hurricane Capture Technique!
00:44:33Crush him to death!
00:44:45Monkey King!
00:44:46Monkey King!
00:44:47Monkey King!
00:44:47Senior brother!
00:44:47Monkey King got sobbed into a pancake!
00:45:04I can't see the monkey anymore
00:45:10Let me go
00:45:11Master
00:45:21I'll wipe you out
00:45:23You little punk
00:45:24Taste this
00:45:25Big brother
00:46:08Son Wukong
00:46:09You're as good as dead
00:46:15All hail the third king
00:46:17Back to the cave
00:46:19Let's feast and celebrate
00:46:20We'll feast on Tang San Zang's flesh
00:46:25Yes
00:46:44Third brother
00:46:45That vase can really hold
00:46:47Sun Wukong
00:46:49Don't worry big brother
00:46:50In no time at all
00:46:51Sun Wukong will melt into pus
00:47:04What treasure is this
00:47:05How did it trap me in here
00:47:06I'll smash you to pieces
00:47:16That's some serious force
00:47:18Don't waste your breath
00:47:20You can't break this vase
00:47:22Can't break it
00:47:23Then I'll burst it open
00:47:24Grow
00:47:26Grow
00:47:27Growing won't help
00:47:29Shrink
00:47:40How is that possible
00:47:43It's useless
00:47:44Get ready for torture in the vase
00:47:45Let the flames cleanse you
00:47:48Oh no
00:47:56This is all you've got
00:47:57That little flame can't touch
00:48:00Sun Wukong
00:48:01Oh really
00:48:04What about the serpent pit
00:48:07Snakes
00:48:12What a meeting
00:48:14My boy
00:48:15That vase of yours
00:48:16Isn't all that
00:48:17Yeah
00:48:17Take a closer look
00:48:25Samadhi true fire
00:48:29Out of tricks now huh
00:48:30In no time at all
00:48:32You'll be reduced to ash and smoke
00:48:33Master
00:48:42Senior brother
00:48:47Wukong
00:48:50Master
00:48:55I son Wukong
00:48:56Have roamed the three realms
00:48:58I stormed heaven
00:49:00Broke into the underworld
00:49:01And entered the dragon palace
00:49:03Yet I've never been this pathetic
00:49:05And today
00:49:06I'm to be reduced to pus and blood in this vase
00:49:08Master
00:49:09Baji
00:49:10And Xia Wujing
00:49:11Will be eaten by that demon as well
00:49:13Our pilgrimage for the scriptures
00:49:15Will end right here
00:49:17I failed Buddha Tathagata
00:49:18And I failed Guan Yin
00:49:20Every hair on my body got scorched
00:49:22How are these three still untouched
00:49:25Wukong
00:49:27I granted you three life-saving hairs
00:49:29In dire straits
00:49:30They can save your life
00:49:35These are from Guan Yin
00:49:36The life-saving hair she gave you
00:49:49Change
00:49:51No skill
00:49:51Don't take the job
00:49:52I'll drill through your vase
00:50:05Lucky
00:50:05Lucky
00:50:06Now we can get out
00:50:15Third brother
00:50:16That monkey should be sludged by now right
00:50:19I just can't shake the worry
00:50:24Relax big brother
00:50:25It's been ages
00:50:26That monkey should have melted to the bone
00:50:28Is that so?
00:50:30Bring it here
00:50:31Let me see
00:50:33Gods
00:50:34Carry it before the great king
00:50:52Third king
00:50:53Third king something's wrong
00:50:54The vase is lighter
00:50:57Nonsense
00:50:58This is a sacred Buddhist treasure
00:51:00It contains yin yang dual energy
00:51:02How could it be lighter?
00:51:05Third king look
00:51:07It really is lighter
00:51:08Third king look
00:51:20How can this be?
00:51:24This vase is empty
00:51:27Why is there a hole in the bottom?
00:51:29Who did this?
00:51:33My sweet grandkids, who else but your grandpa?
00:51:45It's Sun Wukong!
00:51:46He got out!
00:51:48He turned into a fly and flew off!
00:51:51Kill that fly!
00:51:53Kill it!
00:51:56Now spread the order!
00:51:58Shut the gates!
00:51:59Shut them!
00:51:59Don't let that monkey get away!
00:52:02Sun Wukong is out!
00:52:03Run!
00:52:04We have to save our master!
00:52:22My lords, aren't you here to eat Tong San Zong's flesh?
00:52:25Why throw me in the pot first?
00:52:27I haven't bathed in half a year!
00:52:29My meat rinks!
00:52:31If you're eating someone, eat my master first!
00:52:35Your master is the main course!
00:52:37You're the appetizer!
00:52:38The king said so!
00:52:39Wash Jubaji clean first!
00:52:41Scald him, shave him, skin him, salt him, and serve him with wine!
00:52:46This old pig has such a miserable fate!
00:52:49Grab your weapons and come with me!
00:52:51Trouble at the king's cave!
00:52:54All right!
00:52:55Move out!
00:52:56All right!
00:52:57Let me go!
00:52:59Help!
00:53:00Someone help!
00:53:05What a coward!
00:53:07And he used to be Marshal Tian Ping, yet he's that scared of dying!
00:53:11I'll teach him a lesson!
00:53:14Transform!
00:53:23Who?
00:53:26Who?
00:53:26Who's calling me?
00:53:27Wu-Nang is my name!
00:53:28Guan Yin Bodhisattva gave me that Dharma name. After I joined Master, they all call me Bhaji.
00:53:33Out here in the middle of nowhere, how would anyone know that name?
00:53:42Whoever called my Dharma name, show yourself!
00:53:45It was me.
00:53:48Who are you, hiding in the shadows?
00:53:52Show yourself!
00:53:56I'm an officer of the Netherworld Bureau, here to claim lives. By order of King Yama, I've come to take
00:54:02your soul.
00:54:04Grandpa Soul Reaper, please head back first. Put in a good word with King Yama.
00:54:09He's close with my senior brother's son, Wukong. Ask him to cut me some slack. Let me live one more
00:54:15day. Come take me tomorrow.
00:54:18Nonsense! If King Yama says you die at the third watch, who dare keep you till the fourth?
00:54:25Come with me now, or I'll bring out the rope of fate and yank you by the neck!
00:54:31Please, sir, have mercy. One look at me and you know I'm done for.
00:54:35I'm going to die, no question. I just want one more day. That demon took my master and Sha Wu
00:54:41Jing. All of them.
00:54:42Let me see them one last time, then I'll go with you to the Netherworld Bureau.
00:54:46At least I'll have honored our bond. Then I can die with no regrets.
00:54:52Fine. I've got thirty names on my warrant. They're all nearby. Let me round them up, then I'll take you.
00:54:59That buys you this one day. But running errands is hard work. Got any silver on you? Hand some over.
00:55:07Call it travel money.
00:55:13Money? I'm Jubaji, a monk. The four elements are empty. What money could I have?
00:55:19If you don't have any silver, then stop yapping. Let me slip the rope on you and come with me.
00:55:27Please, don't take me. Don't arrest me. I know what that is. That's a rope of fate. Once it's around
00:55:32your neck, it hooks your soul away. I have money. I'll pay you.
00:55:36Where is it? Hand it over. Quit stalling, or I'll take you straight to Underworld.
00:55:43What a pity. What a pity. Ever since I became a monk, some devout families would feed the monks and
00:55:49seeing what an appetite I had, they'd slip me a few bits of silver for buns.
00:55:53So I saved it bit by bit, until I scraped together five kyen of silver. A few days ago, I
00:55:59went to the women's kingdom and begged the silversmith to melt it into one piece.
00:56:03That silversmith had no conscience. He even skimmed a few fenn off me. In the end, I had one horse
00:56:09hoof silver worth four chien and six fenn. Take it, then.
00:56:14This idiot's so broke, he can't even afford pants. Yet he can hide silver.
00:56:20Where did you hide it? Talk, now!
00:56:24I stuffed it in my left ear. My hands are tied. I can't get it. Reach in and feel for
00:56:29it yourself.
00:56:44You idiot! It really is four chien and six fenn!
00:56:51Damn that bimowen! So it was you!
00:56:55It's him, monkey! Look at the state I'm in! And you still mess with me, even scamming me out of
00:57:00my silver. Have you got no conscience?
00:57:05You idiot! I escorted Master West for the scriptures! You have no idea what we've been through! We hacked through
00:57:11thorns and fought off demons!
00:57:13But you! You hide off to the side and slack off, and you even stash away private money!
00:57:18So what if I saved up? I went without food and scraped it together bit by bit. I was saving
00:57:23to buy some cloth and make myself a new outfit. And you scared me for no reason! Then you stole
00:57:27my silver! Give it back! Now!
00:57:30Not a single coin! This silver is your punishment for hoarding money! It's mine now!
00:57:36Fine! Fine! Take it all as my ransom! But you still have to get me out of here! Or I
00:57:40paid you for nothing!
00:57:44Easy! Since I took your silver, I'll get you out!
00:57:49Superンダホ and Shots!
00:58:02The
00:58:02Monkey King, while those imps aren't looking, let's make a run for it! Don't rush in! Those three demons are
00:58:08too strong! We can't beat them!
00:58:10And you call yourself Marshal Tianping reborn? What a spineless coward. Not today. I'm not running. We're getting Master and
00:58:17Sha Wu Jing out.
00:58:19You're really going head on?
00:58:21Move! Split up!
00:58:33Dan Wukong!
00:58:43Sha Wu Jing reverted to his true form, dipping raw slices in minced human flesh.
00:58:57Sh-
00:59:09You're on the shop!
00:59:13Senior brother! I knew you weren't dead!
00:59:20Boss, we finally get to eat dragon!
00:59:26What are you talking about? The king said we can't eat this dragon. We're keeping it to trade with Western
00:59:32Sea Dragon Palace.
00:59:36What are you staring at? You really think someone's coming to save you?
00:59:44Boss!
00:59:45Boss!
00:59:45Boss!
00:59:46Boss!
00:59:49Boss!
00:59:57Boss!
01:00:00Boss!
01:00:02Boss!
01:00:04Boss!
01:00:07Boss!
01:00:07Boss!
01:00:09Boss!
01:00:12Boss!
01:00:15Second brother.
01:00:17By Longma!
01:00:18Come on, let's meet up with senior brother.
01:00:20We have to save master.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:25Report!
01:00:26Your majesties!
01:00:27Tang San Zhang's four disciples are slaughtering everyone in the cave.
01:00:31We don't have enough men.
01:00:32We can't hold them off.
01:00:34What?
01:00:36They all broke free!
01:00:38Who knows?
01:00:38What do we do now?
01:00:39Sun Wukong wounded me and our eldest brother.
01:00:42We're badly weakened.
01:00:43Now the only one who can stop Sun Wukong's magic treasure has been drilled through again.
01:00:48The three of us can't beat the four of them anymore.
01:00:50Don't panic.
01:00:51Tang San Zhang is still in our hands.
01:00:54Bring Tang San Zhang.
01:00:59Third brother, Tang San Zhang won't help.
01:01:01We've got over 40,000 on Mountain of Lion and Camel, but even the grunts can't hold it.
01:01:06If Mountain of Lion and Camel won't hold, I've still got the Lion and Camel kingdom.
01:01:11You mean?
01:01:12Big brother, second brother, in Lion and Camel City, we've got a million demons.
01:01:17We take Tang San Zhang and fall back to Lion and Camel City, we'll swarm him to death.
01:01:21No matter how capable Sun Wukong is, he can't take on a million demon soldiers.
01:01:25Exactly.
01:01:26Let Sun Wukong see what real terror looks like in my Lion and Camel kingdom.
01:01:31Tell the whole army, fall back to Lion and Camel City.
01:01:36Demons, let my master go!
01:01:40Monkey King, why'd all the demons run off?
01:01:44Eldest brother, they left a message.
01:01:46Sun Wukong, if you want to save his master, come to Lion and Camel City if you dare!
01:01:53Lion and Camel City?
01:01:55Lion and Camel City?
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