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Models vs. Werewolves
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00:00:01This place does not look like any of the photos online.
00:00:04The energy in the country is magic.
00:00:07Do they even have Wi-Fi?
00:00:08How am I going to post?
00:00:09The less city lights we have around us, the stronger our connection to the moon.
00:00:17Oh, yeah.
00:00:18What was that?
00:00:19That was a beautiful sign from the universe.
00:00:21Can't we just take shots now?
00:00:29Girls?
00:00:30No!
00:00:31Sit down!
00:00:32Why?
00:00:34And I made you some cookies, too!
00:00:37Are they vegan?
00:00:40I think it was a werewolf.
00:00:43Ooh, yeah.
00:00:44Growl at me, daddy.
00:00:45I like it.
00:00:47I couldn't find a birthday kid, but I found my lavender hand sanitizer spray.
00:00:50I think I really am going to die.
00:00:52Go on!
00:00:52Yeah, you're going to die!
00:01:20Let me go.
00:01:21No, no.
00:01:48That's okay.
00:01:50Take care. Bye.
00:01:53Okay.
00:01:55Thanks.
00:02:00If you can hear me, I'm outside.
00:02:03I can't hear you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:07No, I have, like, no service here.
00:02:10Grace, is that you, Doodle?
00:02:12Hello?
00:02:14Hello?
00:02:15Hey.
00:02:16I can't hear you.
00:02:18Grace, hello, are you there?
00:02:20I can't hear you. Yes, yes, I can hear you.
00:02:23I'm gonna lose you in a second, I think.
00:02:25Hello? Where are you guys?
00:02:26Grace, oh my god, Grace.
00:02:28I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere here.
00:02:30OMG, are you actually there? OMG.
00:02:33Yes, yes, yes, I'm fucking here. Where are you guys?
00:02:37What?
00:02:38It's fucking tomorrow, girl.
00:02:41What?
00:02:41It's tomorrow. It's all in the email.
00:02:44Check in is tomorrow.
00:02:45Hello?
00:02:46Hello?
00:02:47Goodies?
00:02:48What the fuck am I gonna do?
00:02:50Get a Waymo back to a Holiday Inn or something.
00:02:53Hello?
00:02:57Fuck.
00:03:00No!
00:03:01Help!
00:03:05Oh my god.
00:03:18Oh my god.
00:03:20Oh, my God.
00:03:53Oh, my God.
00:04:22Oh, my God.
00:04:25Oh, my God.
00:04:40Oh, my God.
00:04:51Are we there yet?
00:04:52I cannot feel my ass as I'm sitting here for so long.
00:04:56Hey, can you move your leg?
00:04:58Okay.
00:04:59We need people in this car.
00:05:01Can I just get out?
00:05:02Can we stop, please?
00:05:02I just want to pee.
00:05:04Please don't tell me this is it.
00:05:08Oh, the energy in the country is magic.
00:05:12very very healing I have a feeling this week it's gonna be great for us oh my god this place
00:05:18does
00:05:18not look like any of the photos online did we get catfished yeah we're in the middle of fucking
00:05:24nowhere do they even have Wi-Fi how am I gonna post that's the point you guys the less city
00:05:33lights we have around us the stronger our connection to the moon and besides I know you
00:05:39guys don't like tarot but I did a reading and I drew the four of cups which means that if
00:05:51we
00:05:51manifest correctly the moon can gift us with something big could even be life-changing for
00:05:57some of us now come on let's go let's go come on we got it you got that babe got
00:06:03it babe yeah I got it
00:06:05okay here I got you thank you sweet girl
00:06:15ladies and gentlemen
00:06:16men here comes the drum drum drum drum drama queen listen up like you should I'm so hot I'm so
00:06:30good I'm coming at ya coming for ya I don't need no good deed I'm exactly what you need I'm
00:06:39looking at ya looking at ya
00:06:42cause I'm a fearless a sharp princess I'm a sweet I'm a drama queen
00:06:49yeah I'm going steady I'm hot and ready I'm dating and I drum drum drum drama queen
00:07:14okay you go first
00:07:18okay you go first
00:07:27swimsuit snacks the usual
00:07:29okay sure
00:07:32I don't know if this is going to fit babe
00:07:34let's try it I think if we like
00:07:36oh
00:07:37push it down
00:07:38okay okay okay please you bitches better not crush my Dyson air wrap
00:07:42no wait it's fine it's literally fine
00:07:44I know
00:07:44oh shit what was that crunch
00:07:46I will kill you
00:07:47I will kill you
00:07:48it's fine it's literally fine
00:07:50can we do it please it's fucking freezing out here
00:07:52honey it's fucking 70 degrees out here
00:07:54jeez
00:07:55tips on making a bunch of suitcases fit in a car
00:08:00where's Nellie?
00:08:01well if she doesn't show up quick her shit's not going to fit and she's not coming
00:08:07oh wait there we go
00:08:09nevermind
00:08:14sorry I have to get that last tape in for fashion week
00:08:17you just sent it in
00:08:18I literally sent mine in like two weeks ago
00:08:20I was busy
00:08:21god I am so fucking excited for this
00:08:24I know
00:08:24come on before the runway storm
00:08:26I know
00:08:27well then
00:08:28let's get in the fucking car
00:08:42what the fuck?
00:08:44ew
00:08:46come on you guys it's not that bad
00:08:50okay what in the hell is that noise?
00:08:54great
00:08:56there's no power
00:08:58that noise you hear
00:08:59yeah that is the fucking generator
00:09:01what's a generator?
00:09:04um
00:09:05think like
00:09:07homeless encampment
00:09:09my god I don't know
00:09:10it's fine
00:09:11guys we're going to make the best of it
00:09:13it's still going to be a really good time okay?
00:09:15yeah yeah yeah
00:09:16yeah
00:09:17where are you going?
00:09:20I'm gonna go claim that weird little guest house in the back
00:09:24cause I don't want to sleep with any of you bitches
00:09:26are you kidding me?
00:09:27no
00:09:27okay
00:09:28well we have a little girly pop dinner meet up in ten
00:09:30okay
00:09:31ten
00:09:32okay
00:09:34alright guys find your room
00:09:36I want that one
00:09:36I'll take that one
00:09:38hey everyone
00:09:39it's your girl Hales
00:09:40I just wanted to give you a quick update on our moon manifestation ritual daycare
00:09:45so far so good
00:09:46we had such a great time getting here
00:09:47it's giving like rustic chic
00:09:49um
00:09:50but in a good way you know
00:09:51like saddle up
00:09:53so just wanted to update you guys
00:09:55we're gonna have a really big night tonight
00:09:56so yeah
00:09:57we'll see you later
00:09:58muah
00:10:26you know what I mean though?
00:10:27no but I just really like
00:10:28I don't know anymore
00:10:29what are you guys wearing?
00:10:29what are you guys wearing?
00:10:31ah
00:10:32can I borrow your lip?
00:10:33I know
00:10:33yeah
00:10:34oh my god I have this best combo right now
00:10:36it's like a dark plum cherry girl
00:10:38and then it's like this like liquid liner on top
00:10:40it's so good
00:10:40no it's so good
00:10:42Eileen
00:10:43what the fuck is that?
00:10:46it's my homemade beetroot kombucha
00:10:48oh god
00:10:49it is super good for stress and it's really good for your skin
00:10:53oh cool
00:10:55can I see?
00:10:56okay
00:10:57oh
00:10:58hey
00:10:59why would you do that?
00:11:00it's Langer's tequila or bust babe
00:11:03take it and drink it
00:11:07okay cute does everyone have one?
00:11:09yes
00:11:09okay bitches
00:11:10a toast to all my girlies
00:11:13a much needed baddie trip
00:11:15we're gonna recharge
00:11:17get back to nature
00:11:18connect
00:11:19but most of all
00:11:21get all the content we need
00:11:23woohoo
00:11:24and
00:11:25and
00:11:26most most of all
00:11:28connecting our energy with the moon
00:11:30tonight's full moon happens once every 500 years
00:11:33so it's really important that we stay grounded
00:11:35passionate open and connected to all the gifts it's gonna send us tonight
00:11:39aww I love that
00:11:40but most importantly looking and feeling absolutely fucking hot
00:11:45yay
00:11:46yay
00:11:47that's hot bitches
00:11:51aww
00:11:52aww
00:11:53aww
00:11:53aww
00:11:53aww
00:11:54aww
00:11:54aww
00:11:55aww
00:11:55aww
00:11:55aww
00:11:58aww
00:11:59okay girls so anyway here's the game plan
00:12:04we have what five ten minutes maybe nine exactly to go do your thing go to the bathroom decompress
00:12:10get ready put on your face new fit maybe
00:12:12we'll go do the moon manifestation ritual and then we'll have a cunt dinner
00:12:15oh
00:12:16okay
00:12:16okay
00:12:17okay
00:12:18can i at least have an hour for my hair it's fallen just
00:12:21but
00:12:22it's fine babe
00:12:23but one last rule for this trip no men and I'm looking at you Nikki okay your boy toys here
00:12:34to
00:12:35do all that weird shit with their dicks and ass like I just we're not doing it which one hey
00:12:40I'm
00:12:41just saying hey okay I promise it's Judith Barnard Dixon ladies who the fuck is Judith Barnard Dixon
00:12:59I'm your Airbnb host best Airbnb host in the canyon hello oh oh hi
00:13:11oh my you girls are so pretty thank you sweetie oh I just wanted to pop by and wish you
00:13:24all a really
00:13:25great stay so is everything going well here you have everything you need yeah how about some handsome
00:13:36men are there any around here not since I dumped him in 89 well I won't take up any more
00:13:49of your time
00:13:51but if there's anything you need my numbers right there on the fridge thanks also Judith I noticed
00:13:58that the photos online look very different than the place yes my grandson plugged them into AI just a
00:14:07little spruce up you know yeah okay well oh I might be back at some point to bring you some
00:14:19fresh towels
00:14:20so um please give me a super host five star you know rating yeah yeah you got it oh god
00:14:32bless you all
00:14:34remember five stars okay bye bye bye bye okay good let's go come on come on stop stop stop stop
00:14:51manifesting
00:14:52she's familiar she's fine
00:14:54hey
00:14:54and
00:14:55you
00:14:55mm
00:14:56mm
00:14:56mm
00:14:59mm
00:15:00mm
00:15:01mm
00:15:01mm
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00:15:36Oh, powerful moon, fullest moon of the century, please provide us with safety, healing, positive
00:15:44energy and protection over this next cosmic cycle.
00:15:48Elaine, okay, look, I'm sorry, I just, we're literally inside on a bed.
00:15:53There's no moonlight coming in here, I just don't really see how this is going to play.
00:15:58Haley, that was the best one, now we're going to have to start all over.
00:16:01I'm sorry, I just want it to be good for you.
00:16:04Yes, okay, I checked with my guru in Miami and he said that we'd be able to feel it.
00:16:08Okay, all right, sorry.
00:16:09I asked ChatGPT and it said the same thing too.
00:16:11Okay, okay, well do we like, look cute at least?
00:16:14Yeah, um.
00:16:15You guys are giving?
00:16:16Yeah, uh, actually Nikki, if you want to like, lean forward just a bit, I think the girlies
00:16:21would show a little better.
00:16:22Oh.
00:16:26Um, better?
00:16:28Yes, much better.
00:16:29Okay, are you guys ready?
00:16:30Yeah, I'm ready.
00:16:34Good evening, my beautiful followers, and welcome to our full moon ritual.
00:16:38If you don't already, make sure you follow my beautiful sisters.
00:16:41I'll tag them below.
00:16:42But for now, grab your sage sticks and join us for our final ceremony.
00:16:47We'll start with a deep cleansing breath.
00:16:55Oh, powerful moon, fullest moon of the century, please provide us with safety, healing, positive
00:17:04energy, and protection over this next cosmic cycle.
00:17:07And now, we'll solidify all of our intentions.
00:17:12I manifest positivity.
00:17:14I manifest luck.
00:17:17I manifest wealth.
00:17:20I manifest beauty.
00:17:24And I manifest eternal safety for us all.
00:17:31Oh, what was that?
00:17:34Girls, do you know what that was?
00:17:38That was a beautiful sign from the universe.
00:17:41She's listening to us.
00:17:47And that concludes our ceremony.
00:17:49Thank you all for joining.
00:17:51Bye.
00:17:54Okay, that was it.
00:17:55We so got it.
00:17:56We so got it on that one.
00:17:57You guys, that sounded like coyotes, like a lot of them.
00:18:00Can't we just take shots now?
00:18:02Literally, yes.
00:18:03I want that so bad.
00:18:04Yeah, I'm done.
00:18:05Okay, we got it?
00:18:06Let's go.
00:18:08So cute.
00:18:09It's so good.
00:18:10It's perfect.
00:18:10Okay, tacos.
00:18:22Oh, my God, your abs are actually cutting me.
00:18:26Is it good?
00:18:27Oh, my God.
00:18:28Yes.
00:18:29Yes, bitch.
00:18:30You look out.
00:18:31Okay, just pop your abs a little bit.
00:18:33Like this.
00:18:34Yes.
00:18:34Oh, bitch.
00:18:35Yes.
00:18:36Thank you, Jenny.
00:18:38Oh, my God, she's so cute.
00:18:40Look at her waist.
00:18:41It's gone.
00:18:42Oh, she's so good.
00:18:43Oh, it's so good.
00:18:44Oh, cute.
00:18:45Is it cute?
00:18:46Yes.
00:18:46So hot.
00:18:47Do you got it?
00:18:47So hot.
00:18:48I mean, I'm like...
00:18:48Get like four more.
00:18:49No, it's so sick.
00:18:50I'm going to be ass.
00:18:51Oh, that's so good.
00:18:52Guys, our video already has 5,000 likes.
00:18:555,000?
00:18:56That's insane.
00:18:57So your whole moon thing actually worked?
00:18:59Yeah.
00:19:00Nikki, you reposted it, right?
00:19:01I didn't check yet.
00:19:01I did.
00:19:02Nikki, did you repost it?
00:19:05Nikki?
00:19:06Hello?
00:19:07Earths to Nikki.
00:19:09Nikki, did you repost the video?
00:19:11Hello?
00:19:11Nikki?
00:19:12What?
00:19:13Jesus.
00:19:15Did you reshare the video?
00:19:16Yeah, I'm doing it right now.
00:19:19Okay, who are you texting?
00:19:22What?
00:19:23Bitch, you heard me.
00:19:25Just one of my subs from OnlyFans.
00:19:29He's a Saudi prince.
00:19:31Oh!
00:19:32Ew.
00:19:34What the fuck?
00:19:35I just...
00:19:36I don't really know how you can do that.
00:19:39What, OnlyFans?
00:19:40Yeah.
00:19:41I made like 20 grand in one month.
00:19:44That's how.
00:19:4520 grand?
00:19:46What the hell are you showing on there?
00:19:48Almost nothing.
00:19:50Almost nothing.
00:19:51It's only V-picks.
00:19:54Only occasional bikini pick.
00:19:57Whatever.
00:19:58It's free money.
00:19:59You should try it sometime now.
00:20:00Got the tits for it.
00:20:02Uh, uh, no, no, not me.
00:20:06I'm not really into that kind of thing.
00:20:08She's too pure.
00:20:10I'm not pure.
00:20:14Uh, okay, fine.
00:20:16Fine, fine.
00:20:19Cheers.
00:20:21Cheers.
00:20:21Hey.
00:20:22Belly.
00:20:24Hey.
00:20:26Oh.
00:20:28Hmm.
00:20:29Okay, fine.
00:20:30Maybe I'm a little pure.
00:20:33Well, I, for one, am unpure and proud.
00:20:37And, um, I'm signing off.
00:20:41Wait, where the hell are you going?
00:20:43I have content to make.
00:20:44Seriously?
00:20:46Now?
00:20:47Tonight's supposed to be about togetherness.
00:20:49No, seriously, you can't leave.
00:20:51Listen.
00:20:53I have a guy from Saudi Arabia who is paying my rent in full every single month, and all
00:20:58I have to do is send him one foot pic a day.
00:21:01That's insane.
00:21:03I know.
00:21:04Fair enough.
00:21:05Okay, I love you all, and I will see you in the morning.
00:21:09Bye.
00:21:10I love you.
00:21:12Guys, don't kill me, but I think I'm going to call at night, too.
00:21:16I just want to go on a quick jog to burn off the pizza.
00:21:18Wait, are you kidding me?
00:21:20What the hell is going on?
00:21:21Why do you even want to go for a run right now?
00:21:23It's disgusting out there, and it's, like, freezing.
00:21:26Don't worry.
00:21:27I'll just be on the property, and I have my pepper spray.
00:21:29Just a couple quick sprints, and then I'll go right to bed.
00:21:32Come on.
00:21:32There are going to be more hours.
00:21:34We can take tequila shots and talk shit all we want this whole weekend, I promise.
00:21:38I love you guys.
00:21:40Good night.
00:21:41Good night.
00:21:42Bye.
00:21:42Love you.
00:21:43Be safe.
00:21:44Well, um...
00:21:47Okay.
00:21:48Well, they left, but that doesn't mean that the three of us can't keep the party going, eh?
00:21:54Yeah.
00:21:55Guys!
00:21:55Okay.
00:21:56Okay.
00:21:56Wait, I want to...
00:21:57Oh, again?
00:21:57Mm-hmm.
00:21:58Okay.
00:21:58Yeah.
00:21:59Number what?
00:22:00Eight of the night?
00:22:01Okay.
00:22:01One, three.
00:22:02Ah!
00:22:05Cheers!
00:22:06Woo!
00:22:08Bitch!
00:22:08Chips!
00:22:08All right.
00:22:51ORGAN PLAYS
00:23:11ORGAN PLAYS
00:23:42ORGAN PLAYS
00:23:43What's up, Faye?
00:23:45How's my favorite ginger snap?
00:23:46Oh, nothing.
00:23:47Just working.
00:23:50Always grinding.
00:23:51I like that.
00:23:55Why don't you come outside?
00:23:59Jake?
00:24:01No.
00:24:01No, no.
00:24:02I told you.
00:24:03Chill.
00:24:04Goddamn.
00:24:04You're so quick to freak out.
00:24:06How the hell did you even find me here?
00:24:08Chill, sexy thing.
00:24:10Chill.
00:24:11Don't you remember when you got too drunk and we had to share our locations with each other
00:24:14in Miami?
00:24:18Ooh.
00:24:20Right.
00:24:21Get out here and sneak me in.
00:24:23My dick's gonna freeze off.
00:24:25You're so bad.
00:24:28But you love it.
00:24:29And you know you do.
00:24:31Now hurry up.
00:24:32Yeah, sometimes.
00:24:34I don't wanna be around those cock blocking witches anyways.
00:24:37Okay, fine.
00:24:37I'll be right there.
00:25:00Jake?
00:25:03Fuck!
00:25:04God, you scared me!
00:25:05I'm sorry.
00:25:06I couldn't help myself.
00:25:11My little snow angel.
00:25:16You like it?
00:25:19Hell yeah!
00:25:21Good.
00:25:22Now take me inside cause Mama needs to get warmed up.
00:25:27Me too.
00:25:28Mhm.
00:25:42So, did you miss me?
00:25:47Of course.
00:25:49I couldn't stop thinking about you.
00:25:52Down, boy.
00:25:53Down, down.
00:26:06Yeah.
00:26:10Yeah.
00:26:14Yeah.
00:26:15God damn.
00:26:17You are so fire.
00:26:18Oh, little ol' me?
00:26:21Yeah.
00:26:51Oh, that ass is crazy.
00:27:03If the girls find you here, they'll kill you.
00:27:10What we're dying for.
00:27:13Oh, yeah.
00:27:46Oh, yeah.
00:27:47How do you want me?
00:27:49From behind?
00:27:53Naughty boy.
00:27:55Come on.
00:28:06God, you are so good.
00:28:11Yeah?
00:28:12Yeah.
00:28:13How good?
00:28:14Perfect.
00:28:16Yeah?
00:28:17Say it again.
00:28:19You look perfect.
00:28:22Good boy.
00:28:25Do you have a condom?
00:28:27Uh, uh, what?
00:28:30A condom, babe.
00:28:32Do we have to?
00:28:33Oh, that depends.
00:28:36Do you want to have sex tonight or do you just want to sit here and talk?
00:28:39Yeah.
00:28:40Yeah, I got one.
00:28:41Good.
00:28:45What should I do next?
00:28:46I want you to take my panties off with your teeth, slowly.
00:28:58Yeah.
00:29:00Uh-huh.
00:29:02Hell yeah.
00:29:12Oh, I love it.
00:29:15Oh, yeah.
00:29:16Growl at me, daddy.
00:29:17I like it.
00:29:19Oh, yeah.
00:29:20I love it.
00:29:23Okay, babe.
00:29:24Not that slow.
00:29:24Ah!
00:29:25Ah!
00:29:26Ah!
00:29:27Ah!
00:29:29Ah!
00:29:30Ah!
00:29:35Ah!
00:29:36Ah!
00:29:37Ah!
00:29:39Ah!
00:29:40Ah!
00:29:40Ah!
00:29:42Ah!
00:29:43Ah!
00:29:43Ah!
00:29:44Ah!
00:30:06Hello my little angels, I hope you're having an amazing weekend full of festivities, but
00:30:10most importantly, fitness. I'm on a little night jog, as you can see, I did half a mile sprints,
00:30:16some lunges, and of course my tina squats. Anyways, it's a little dark out here and a little
00:30:21freezing, so I'm gonna go back inside, but like I always say, there are no days off. I will see
00:30:25you
00:30:25in the morning for the a.m. stretch video. Bye!
00:30:46Fuck that.
00:30:59I just have to say, the last guy that Nikki brought home was a actual sewer rat.
00:31:08Okay, so talking about trash, or men, whatever, both same thing. Let's do fuck, marry, kill.
00:31:17What?
00:31:18I hate that game.
00:31:19I know, I know. Okay, so we're gonna go with a John Cena, Jake Paul, and a Quentin Tarantino.
00:31:30Okay, okay. Shoot Jake Paul in the face ten times. And fuck, Quentin Tarantino, and marry
00:31:40John Cena.
00:31:41Oh.
00:31:42I said it, I said what I said.
00:31:44What? John Cena?
00:31:46It's disgusting.
00:31:48No.
00:31:48I think he would be a gentleman.
00:31:50Ew, I can't. I really, okay, what about you, Nell?
00:31:52Um, I feel like I agree with Eileen. Obviously, I would shoot Jake Paul square in the face,
00:32:01and I guess I'd sleep with John Cena and marry Quentin Tarantino?
00:32:08Tell me.
00:32:09It's so bad.
00:32:11I don't know.
00:32:11It's just like, he is like tit.
00:32:12Okay, it's your turn.
00:32:13We're ready right now.
00:32:18Okay.
00:32:29Bye, bye-bye.
00:32:33Wow.
00:33:03Oh, my God.
00:33:15Where the fuck am I?
00:33:17Where the fuck?
00:33:29Hello?
00:33:38Hello, are you there?
00:33:40Sir?
00:33:43Are you there?
00:33:45Hello?
00:33:49I swear, I didn't see anything.
00:33:52I promise.
00:33:54I didn't see your face.
00:33:58Oh, this is so far.
00:34:00I just want to go home.
00:34:02Please.
00:34:06If you can hear me, I just want you to know that I actually, I really love true crime.
00:34:13I think killers are really cool, and I won't tell anyone if you just let me go.
00:34:19I can actually make you super famous.
00:34:21I have a ton of followers, and they would love you, I swear.
00:34:31Please.
00:34:32Please.
00:34:33Please.
00:34:38I don't know.
00:35:16That sounded kind of close.
00:35:21Did Tina come back inside?
00:35:23Um, I think so.
00:35:25I heard the door open and close earlier.
00:35:29So...
00:35:29You sure?
00:35:30Yeah.
00:35:32Yeah, I heard it too.
00:35:33Yeah.
00:35:34Yeah.
00:35:35Okay.
00:35:35Great.
00:35:36She's probably back, right?
00:35:39Yeah.
00:35:40Yeah.
00:35:40It's fine.
00:35:42It's fine.
00:35:42It's literally a wrap for twirling out there.
00:35:44Me too.
00:35:45Okay.
00:35:45Yeah.
00:35:46Great.
00:35:47Honestly, she's probably bending it down and dirty in the book.
00:35:51Oh my gosh.
00:35:52She likes it.
00:35:53Okay.
00:35:53Okay.
00:35:54Okay.
00:35:54On that note, Nellie pour us some shots.
00:35:56Shots!
00:35:58Shots!
00:35:58Shots!
00:36:02Shots!
00:36:13Shots!
00:36:15Shots!
00:36:17Shots!
00:36:19Shots!
00:36:21Shots!
00:36:23Oh, my God.
00:36:56Oh, my God.
00:37:45Oh, my God.
00:37:55Oh, my God.
00:37:58Good morning.
00:38:00Oh.
00:38:04You want a shot of Langer's tequila?
00:38:06Oh, my God, bitch.
00:38:08Do not ever say that word to me again.
00:38:14I feel like I'm going to vomit, honestly.
00:38:16Yeah, me too.
00:38:17Do you know what time it is?
00:38:18I have no idea where my phone is.
00:38:21Yeah, I can't find mine either.
00:38:23I think the stove clock says it's 2 p.m.
00:38:29Oh, did I say 2 p.m.?
00:38:32I think I'm going to die.
00:38:33What time does your phone say?
00:38:35I don't know.
00:38:36I think it's inside or something.
00:38:37How much did we drink last night?
00:38:39A lot.
00:38:40I can't believe all the pizza I ate.
00:38:43You want some eggs?
00:38:46Okay.
00:38:47Are those vegan?
00:38:48Girl, you literally drank, what, an entire liter of tequila last night and had 6 or 7 slices
00:38:54of jalapeno pepperoni.
00:38:55I don't think it matters where the egg came from.
00:38:57Oh, don't remind me.
00:39:01Oh, fuck.
00:39:03Jesus!
00:39:04Bitch, are you okay?
00:39:06I do not feel good.
00:39:10The sun is killing me.
00:39:13You don't look good either.
00:39:19I mean, you're always pretty, but...
00:39:22Yeah, okay, I know I look like shit.
00:39:25Okay.
00:39:26Um, do you know where Tina is?
00:39:28Who?
00:39:29Tina?
00:39:30Your best friend since, like, forever?
00:39:34Yeah.
00:39:36Yeah, I'm going to go back to bed for a while.
00:39:39Well, let us know if you want us to wake your...
00:39:41No!
00:39:44No.
00:39:45Okay.
00:39:52What the fuck?
00:40:00Do you think it's COVID?
00:40:02It's definitely something.
00:40:03Okay, well, I can't get sick.
00:40:05I have an immune-meocasting next week.
00:40:06Oh my god, love!
00:40:07I have some immune-defense organic elderberry pills in my purse if you want some.
00:40:10Yeah, totally.
00:40:11Like, I was like, a little bit of bloating, but...
00:40:13Okay, fuck no.
00:40:14It's worth it.
00:40:15This entire trip is turning out to be a disaster.
00:40:18No, it's not.
00:40:19We just need to manifest better.
00:40:21She's right.
00:40:22We just need to, you know, take it all in and just make the best of the vacay.
00:40:26I'm going to check on Tina and see where she is.
00:40:29Here, B.
00:40:30That's the spirit.
00:40:32Oh my god.
00:40:34This is so good.
00:40:36You want some more?
00:40:36I made tons of them.
00:40:38Oh my god.
00:40:39What have you put in this?
00:40:41Nothing, really.
00:40:43Salt, pepper, cook them in butter.
00:40:47Butter?
00:40:48Yeah.
00:40:51What?
00:40:52Are you trying to kill me?
00:40:53Oh my god, what is wrong with you?
00:40:55It's just butter.
00:40:56Oh my god.
00:40:57I don't see the problem.
00:40:58Oh, butter?
00:41:00Yeah.
00:41:01What?
00:41:03Okay, so Tina's not in her room.
00:41:05Do we know that she came back last night?
00:41:07Yeah, we were kind of blacked out, but where else would she be?
00:41:10Have we tried calling her?
00:41:11Nobody has a phone.
00:41:12Okay, don't get snippy with me.
00:41:14I just had butter.
00:41:14This is not a time I can handle anything but positivity.
00:41:17Okay, maybe she went on another run.
00:41:19You guys are right.
00:41:20This is turning into a total disaster.
00:41:22I mean, we slept basically the whole day away.
00:41:24It's going to be nighttime soon.
00:41:26We've got one friend missing,
00:41:27one friend who has COVID or something.
00:41:30This is just...
00:41:31Oh god.
00:41:32No, look.
00:41:32Okay, Nikki, that bitch is built like a tank.
00:41:35She's going to be fine.
00:41:35And Tina, she's getting shredded out there.
00:41:38It's okay.
00:41:39And look, all three of us, A-okay.
00:41:40Yeah, A-okay, minus being horrifically hungover.
00:41:45Okay, let's switch up the vibe.
00:41:47Maybe go inside, do some face masks, watch a movie.
00:41:51You can choose.
00:41:53Really?
00:41:53Okay.
00:41:54I mean, I was watching TikTok the other day,
00:41:56and they were advertising this one called Trancers.
00:41:58It's supposed to be like cute, kind of weird, super retro vibes.
00:42:01Okay, I love old movies.
00:42:03That's like from the 90s.
00:42:04Oh.
00:42:04Oh, so like elder.
00:42:07Yeah, but I love a black and white movie.
00:42:09Oh, yeah.
00:42:10Okay, I'm down.
00:42:11Yeah.
00:42:12Okay.
00:42:13Okay, cool.
00:42:14Let's go.
00:42:15Switch up the vibes.
00:42:16We're fine.
00:42:17Yeah, we'll clean that up later.
00:42:20Okay.
00:42:20Oh.
00:42:21Oh.
00:42:38Hello?
00:42:40Jake, where are you?
00:42:42Jake?
00:42:43Where are you?
00:42:48Help me, please.
00:42:54Please, no.
00:42:56No, please.
00:43:00Please, no.
00:43:01Please, no.
00:43:02Please, no.
00:43:02Help!
00:43:03Baby!
00:43:06Don't come any closer!
00:43:08Please, no!
00:43:10No, no, no, no.
00:43:13Let go.
00:43:25Excuse me, it's the last time.
00:43:27Yeah, sure.
00:43:29So, come on.
00:43:29You said that making love to me was like the ethereal union of lost souls?
00:43:34That it was.
00:43:35What?
00:43:36I mean lost souls, yeah.
00:43:39What are you doing?
00:43:42Dry hair's for squids.
00:43:44Let's get out of here.
00:43:45Oh.
00:43:46Can Jack get it?
00:43:47I mean, every day.
00:43:53Oh, baby.
00:43:54Do you have to be with a man to have a kid, Nellie?
00:44:03Okay.
00:44:03Not in this day and age.
00:44:05What?
00:44:06Oh, my God.
00:44:07We went on a date, like, two months ago, guys.
00:44:10Oh, my God.
00:44:11Oh, my God.
00:44:11Hey, Santa.
00:44:12Are you listening?
00:44:13Oh, my God.
00:44:16What's wrong?
00:44:17See, everyone?
00:44:17What's wrong with you?
00:44:18What's wrong with you?
00:44:20What?
00:44:35He's a trancer.
00:44:36This is why I'm a Jew.
00:44:38So, toys aren't coming this year?
00:44:40Welcome to the Twinship, Jack's death.
00:44:43Oh, you guys, I've been too long without my phone.
00:44:46I don't think I can watch movies without it anymore.
00:44:48Same.
00:44:51Okay, well, maybe one of us could go get it 100%.
00:44:58Oh, oh, okay.
00:45:01I'm excited.
00:45:02I don't know what you think about it.
00:45:03Fine, I will go look.
00:45:10You're Jewish.
00:45:11Yes, bitch.
00:45:13We do Shabbat at my house all the time.
00:45:40I can't believe this movie's in color.
00:45:42Yeah, I thought it was the 90s, like they only had radio.
00:45:46Guys, I can't find our phones anywhere.
00:45:48What?
00:45:49I looked everywhere.
00:45:50They're not here.
00:45:51What the fuck?
00:45:52Okay, is Tina fucking with us?
00:45:54No, what?
00:45:54Tina wouldn't fuck with us.
00:45:56I mean, I don't know.
00:45:57Okay, well, where is she?
00:45:59It's pitch black out.
00:46:00Okay, why don't I go outside and look for her?
00:46:03All right.
00:46:03You do that.
00:46:04I do it for you.
00:46:06Okay, wish me luck.
00:46:08Okay, luck.
00:46:09Be safe.
00:46:10Thanks.
00:46:12I mean, she's been running for like 18 hours.
00:46:15She's just really healthy.
00:46:18Tina!
00:46:20Tina?
00:46:23Tina?
00:46:30Tina?
00:46:34Where is she?
00:46:38Tina?
00:46:40Are you here?
00:46:51Nellie? Nellie, oh my god.
00:46:58Nellie? Nellie?
00:46:59Nellie? Nellie?
00:47:03Nellie, honey, what's wrong?
00:47:09Nellie!
00:47:12Nellie, fuck.
00:47:34Okay, we need to get the fuck out of here now.
00:47:39Girls, there's a fucking serial killer outside, okay?
00:47:41We need to go, we need to get in the car, get the fuck out of here.
00:47:46Tina, what the fuck is happening?
00:47:51Oh god, I just...
00:47:54Okay.
00:47:55Alright, listen.
00:47:56Where are the keys?
00:47:57We need to get the keys, get in the car, get the fuck out of here.
00:48:00You didn't see?
00:48:01See what?
00:48:02The keys were out there, broken, next to our phones.
00:48:07So much fucking blood.
00:48:09Okay, this is what we're going to do.
00:48:10We need to arm ourselves, okay?
00:48:13Look, I know what we saw out there was fucked up, but we can talk about that later, alright?
00:48:17But there's a real fucking serial killer out there.
00:48:22We're trapped.
00:48:24So we need to find shit and arm ourselves, okay?
00:48:26Let's go.
00:48:27Okay.
00:48:28Okay.
00:48:41Alright, we got this.
00:48:43Yes, we do.
00:48:45Honestly, I don't think that I can.
00:48:50I mean, you're a Virgo and you're a Capricorn.
00:48:53And of course you guys are going to make it.
00:48:55I'm a fucking Pisces.
00:48:58I just want to go home.
00:49:00Or to the beach or something.
00:49:01I just...
00:49:03God.
00:49:05I'm a model.
00:49:06I am too pretty to die.
00:49:08Look, nobody is dying, okay?
00:49:10Haley's right.
00:49:11We're going to get through this together.
00:49:13I just don't understand.
00:49:14I drew the four of cups.
00:49:16It was supposed to be life-changing, not life-ending.
00:49:18The manifestation isn't working and I'm...
00:49:20Elaine, shut the fuck up about the goddamn manifestation bullshit.
00:49:25Do you see the situation we're in right now?
00:49:27There's a fucking serial killer outside.
00:49:29I need you to drop the fuck in, okay?
00:49:32No manifestation is fucking us right now, okay?
00:49:37We're going to be okay.
00:49:40Promise?
00:49:41I promise.
00:49:55A
00:49:56Oh, my God.
00:50:01Oh, my God.
00:50:30Oh, my God.
00:50:31What is that?
00:50:33Oh, God.
00:50:35Oh, oh, what is that?
00:50:38Oh, no.
00:50:41Oh, no.
00:50:51Fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:50:52I have a runway next time!
00:51:03What in the f-
00:51:06Oh, God!
00:51:22I'm not!
00:51:23Oh, no!
00:51:26No!
00:51:29No!
00:51:31Shit! No! No!
00:51:32Ah!
00:51:35Ah!
00:51:36Ah!
00:51:38Ah!
00:51:40Ah!
00:51:42Ah!
00:51:43No!
00:51:45No!
00:51:47No!
00:51:48No!
00:51:50No!
00:51:51No!
00:51:53No!
00:51:54No!
00:52:09Oh!
00:52:10God.
00:52:11I don't think I've ever gone this long with this.
00:52:13without my phone and my life.
00:52:15Oh my God, I know.
00:52:17I can't believe we're dealing with this right now.
00:52:20Like, what the fuck?
00:52:22I think that we should stick together,
00:52:23find a main highway and just wave a car down.
00:52:26Someone will help us.
00:52:27No, are you kidding me?
00:52:29We're not going outside.
00:52:31Seriously, the killer could be literally outside the door.
00:52:34It's better if we stay inside,
00:52:36that way we know we're safe.
00:52:37Actually, I think she's right.
00:52:40I'm just saying, if we stick together, like you said,
00:52:42then we might actually have a shot.
00:52:47It's three against one.
00:52:49Yeah.
00:52:50Give me your hands.
00:52:51No.
00:52:52Give me your hands.
00:52:53No.
00:52:54It's better with three.
00:52:54You know it's better with three.
00:52:55No.
00:52:56No.
00:52:56I'm going to manifest our safety.
00:52:58We're not doing it.
00:52:59No.
00:53:01Fine, I'll manifest it alone.
00:53:21Do you think that's the serial killer?
00:53:25Some crazy fucked up psychopath?
00:53:27I don't know.
00:53:29I think it was a coyote.
00:53:31Oh my God.
00:53:32Thank God.
00:53:34Okay, and why is that a good thing?
00:53:37It's a coyote.
00:53:39They're a spiritual animal.
00:53:40That means it's a good omen.
00:53:42Oh my God, can you stop with this shit already?
00:53:45Seriously, you have to knock this shit off.
00:53:47No more rituals, manifestations,
00:53:50beetroot chakras up your ass is going to save us right now.
00:53:52Get in the game.
00:53:54Jesus.
00:53:55You don't know that.
00:53:57Oh my God.
00:53:58Oh my God.
00:53:58Okay, look.
00:53:58I'm sorry.
00:53:59I didn't mean that.
00:53:59Look.
00:54:00I'm scared.
00:54:01I'm angry.
00:54:02I'm starving.
00:54:05I'm sorry.
00:54:07It's fine.
00:54:10I get it.
00:54:12I mean, maybe you're right.
00:54:15I don't know.
00:54:16If I had my phone, I could check JotGPT and then I could get us out of the situation.
00:54:20I know.
00:54:23It's him!
00:54:24It's him!
00:54:24Okay.
00:54:25We're opening this.
00:54:26Okay.
00:54:27Shh, shh, shh.
00:54:28Whatever it is out there, if it comes in, we're going to have to fight it together,
00:54:32okay?
00:54:33We can do it.
00:54:34Okay.
00:54:36Hello, ladies?
00:54:38Anybody home?
00:54:40What?
00:54:42Girls?
00:54:44It's Judith Dixon.
00:54:46Oh my God.
00:54:47Oh my God!
00:54:48Sit down.
00:54:49Why?
00:54:50She could be the victim.
00:54:52Oh my God.
00:54:55Hey, I brought you some towels, like I said, and I made you some cookies, too.
00:55:03Oh, shit.
00:55:04That could be poisoned.
00:55:06Are they vegan?
00:55:07Come on.
00:55:08What?
00:55:08I'm just asking.
00:55:09You're not eating that shit.
00:55:11Okay, go look.
00:55:12Go look.
00:55:12Me?
00:55:13Yeah, go.
00:55:14Just go be.
00:55:15If you want the cookie.
00:55:15Come on.
00:55:17Come on.
00:55:17Come on.
00:55:17Just check it.
00:55:18Just get behind dinner.
00:55:20Okay.
00:55:22Okay.
00:55:24Okay.
00:55:41Why is he?
00:55:42Hey, what's she doing?
00:55:47Standing?
00:55:48Okay.
00:55:50Okay, well, I'll just leave him out here by the door then.
00:55:58Okay, well, hope everything's okay in there.
00:56:05Is she leaving?
00:56:08Bummer.
00:56:09She's leaving. She's going to the front one. Go to the front one.
00:56:12Go to the front one.
00:56:13Okay, keep it.
00:56:19She could be her only way out of here.
00:56:21Yeah, where the fuck do we kill her?
00:56:30What is that?
00:56:31What the fuck is that?
00:56:32What is that?
00:56:44Look, asshole. I've been through too much shit in my life. You do not scare me. I'm not afraid of
00:56:54you. Go ahead, girl.
00:56:57Tell him, Judith.
00:56:59You are my friends, my guests. You're going to have to go through me.
00:57:06Fuck, fuck. I can't stand back. Go back to the depths of the house you came from.
00:57:14action in body of the house.
00:57:27Fuck, fuck!
00:57:32I have no idea.
00:57:34Fuck!
00:57:36Fuck.
00:57:38No! No! No! No!
00:58:29No! No! No!
00:58:36No! No!
00:58:57Oh my God! Oh my God!
00:59:00You're gonna be sick!
00:59:02What's that? A bull?
00:59:06Wolves don't stand on two feet.
00:59:10I think I was a werewolf.
00:59:12A what? Are you insane?
00:59:14I have to think about it.
00:59:16The moon? The howling? The alpha?
00:59:19Guys, it's okay if you have to bomb it, just do it.
00:59:23No.
00:59:25Where's Nikki?
00:59:26How the fuck has she not woken up from all this?
00:59:30We have to check on her.
00:59:32No!
00:59:33Where you fucking can see? We're not going outside right now.
00:59:35Did you see the way they ran off?
00:59:37She's our friend. We can't just leave her out there.
00:59:40I agree.
00:59:43Okay.
00:59:43Okay. Then we all go together.
00:59:48Okay.
01:00:01Okay.
01:00:07Babe?
01:00:10Nikki?
01:00:11Are you in there? We need to talk.
01:00:13Oh.
01:00:14Oh.
01:00:15Thank God.
01:00:16That sounded weird.
01:00:18Will you not come in?
01:00:20Oh?
01:00:20Oh, she's really sick.
01:00:22Yeah, she's not feeling well.
01:00:23Maybe we just don't tell her right now.
01:00:25Nikki!
01:00:26We really need to talk to you.
01:00:28We know you're not feeling well, but it's important.
01:00:30Go away!
01:00:32What the hell?
01:00:33Okay.
01:00:34Nikki?
01:00:35Seriously.
01:00:35I need you to open the door.
01:00:37If you don't open it, I'm going to pop the lock.
01:00:39Go away.
01:00:41I warned you.
01:00:43Alright, bitch.
01:00:46I'm going to pop the lock.
01:00:49Oh my God!
01:00:50Oh my God!
01:00:51Oh my God!
01:00:52Oh my God!
01:00:52Oh my God!
01:00:54Oh my God!
01:00:54Holy shit!
01:00:54Can you help me with this?
01:00:56Oh my God!
01:00:56I can't help with the door that way slower.
01:00:58I can't help with the door that way slower.
01:01:00Oh my God!
01:01:05Oh my God!
01:01:07This is insane!
01:01:08Wait, I can't tell if she's pushing anymore.
01:01:12I don't think so.
01:01:13Oh my God!
01:01:14Is there a door out from her room?
01:01:16Please, no!
01:01:17No, I hope not!
01:01:18Can I check?
01:01:19No, bitch!
01:01:20Are you crazy?
01:01:21There's a fucking monster out here!
01:01:22Yes!
01:01:23We should!
01:01:23We need to know if she's in there!
01:01:25Okay, I'll peek in.
01:01:27Are you fucking insane?
01:01:28Good luck, babe.
01:01:40She's just-
01:01:43Boom on!
01:02:00Oh my God!
01:02:00Oo, I'll be gone!
01:02:02No, what do you make?
01:02:05Oh my God!
01:02:06Oh!
01:02:07Oh my God!
01:02:07oh my god oh it hurts so bad go get a first aid kit now am i dying it's bleeding
01:02:14so much
01:02:15no you're not gonna die bitch go okay okay i'm gonna just come here i'm just gonna lift it up
01:02:23a little bit let the blood chips down okay i'm gonna turn into a monster i'm gonna start growing
01:02:28hair on my face no no no no you're not i will not let that happen it's gonna be okay
01:02:32don't even
01:02:32think about that right now i can't believe this is happening to me i've got you i'm gonna take
01:02:36care of you okay we're gonna go to the hospital i just gotta get that old no keys no i
01:02:40can't go to
01:02:40the hospital it's gonna cost too much no money i'm gonna cover it don't worry about it okay okay
01:02:49what the even is this i couldn't find a first aid kit but i found my lavender hand sanitizer spray
01:02:53i really am gonna die i'm sorry i'm gonna cut you okay this is gonna sting a bit i know
01:03:01i know
01:03:02why did she pass out
01:03:16nelly what's happening
01:03:22what babe
01:03:23i'm turning oh my god
01:03:30i can save you
01:03:37what do you mean
01:03:47i'm gonna turn into one of them soon i can go out and distract it and you guys can make
01:03:52a run
01:03:52for judith's car no no we can't just leave you everything is gonna be fine okay we just we just
01:03:59need to wait until the sun comes up no you're gonna have to i'm gonna turn into what nikki was
01:04:06soon and you saw what she did to me i can't do that to you no no no we're not
01:04:11gonna leave you here
01:04:15i'll be okay i can just feel it are you sure yeah i'm gonna be fine i just i just
01:04:23want you two to get
01:04:24out of here we're gonna come back for you
01:04:31give me the pendant what why because it can kill werewolves i thought that was garlic
01:04:38those vampires you dumb bitch okay fine
01:04:51give it
01:04:54i also have colloidal silver spray
01:04:57i'll use it for healing but i'll take it okay i'm gonna run out there first and then i'm gonna
01:05:04distract them and then you guys make your break for the car got it got it i love you guys
01:05:11i'll be fine don't worry about me okay thank you so much
01:05:32god she's so brave
01:05:43i'm here
01:05:50woman get me
01:05:57is this what you want
01:06:01woman get me
01:06:13woman get me
01:06:18hello
01:06:22i'm here come and get me
01:06:25hello
01:06:40oh
01:06:41No! No! No! No!
01:07:20No! No! No!
01:07:41Okay, let's go!
01:07:44Oh wait!
01:07:45Oh wait!
01:07:48Oh wait!
01:07:53No!
01:07:57No!
01:07:59No! No!
01:08:03Oh shit!
01:08:07No! No!
01:08:10AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
01:08:11I got you out of pocket!
01:08:13I got you out of pocket!
01:08:15Oh no!
01:08:24No!
01:08:26Fuck!
01:08:29AHHHHHHHHH!
01:08:30No!
01:08:31No!
01:08:32No!
01:08:34No!
01:08:35Oh fuck!
01:08:36Oh fuck!
01:08:50Go for it!
01:09:04Oh fuck!
01:09:08Oh fuck!
01:09:14Oh fuck!
01:09:24OH!
01:09:35Ah, you werewolf, fuck!
01:10:22You werewolf, fuck!
01:10:40You werewolf, fuck!
01:11:14You werewolf, fuck!
01:11:18You werewolf, fuck!
01:11:22You werewolf, fuck!
01:11:22You werewolf, fuck!
01:11:24You werewolf, fuck!
01:11:24You werewolf, fuck!
01:11:26You werewolf, fuck!
01:11:26You werewolf, fuck!
01:11:27You werewolf, fuck!
01:11:28You werewolf, fuck!
01:11:28You werewolf, fuck!
01:11:28You werewolf, fuck!
01:11:28You werewolf, fuck!
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