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My Love Touches The Divine
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00:13I'm sorry, Mother. I still cannot hold the Trident.
00:19Do not despair, my son. You know the ancient law. The Relic will not answer until you unite with your
00:26destined love.
00:28It is the only way to unlock your full power. You must journey to the mortal realm and find her.
00:35Hear me, Poseidon. Among all your siblings, you alone remain unchosen by the Trident.
00:40It shall be done, Mother. I will not fail you.
01:17If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:31Jennifer, you're nothing but a blood-sucking leet. You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll throw your ass
01:38straight back into that rat-infested teller.
01:42But, Father, I can't marry Paul. The guy is knocking on Seventy's door. He can't even stomach a boat ride
01:47anymore.
01:48I can earn that hundred gold pieces myself. Just cut me some slack.
01:52You don't get to call the shots here. You should be kissing Mr. Paul's feet for even looking at you.
01:58Your only job is keeping him happy. Don't make him regret dropping a hundred gold balls on you.
02:04Ah, Jen, Daddy picked out a fiancé for me, too. We're in the same boat.
02:08I'm sure Mr. Paul will treat you like royalty, just like my Ryan treat me.
02:12Are you kidding me? You're marrying a young, gorgeous guy and being pawned off to a seventy-year-old geese
02:15with one foot in the grave
02:16and as his sidepiece, not his wife! It's not the same, Michelle!
02:21Shut your damn mouth, you ungrateful bitch!
02:24I've already pocketed Paul's gold. He's throwing in two ships once you're delivered.
02:27Like it or not, you are warming his bed tonight.
02:31If you actually force me into this, I swear to God I'll run off and become a nun.
02:36I'll pray every single day for the Almighty to punish you. You will rot in hell!
02:42Fine, Jennifer!
02:44You want to play hardball? I'll give you one last choice.
02:48If you're too good for Mr. Paul, then you can marry this stinking beggar right here, right now!
03:07Fine! Bring it on! I'll marry the beggar today!
03:14Hey, you pathetic piece of trash.
03:16Let's be real. You were destined to die alone in a gutter.
03:19But today's your lucky day. You won't say no to a free wife, right?
03:34Wait, she didn't even flinch at the sight of me? Looks like this mortal is built different.
03:39Yeah.
03:43I'd be absolutely honored to take her as my wife.
03:58Holy crap! I can't believe Mason actually pawned his own daughter off to that bottom-feeling tramp.
04:02Jesus, look at the guy. He couldn't rub two pennies together if his life depended on it.
04:06Jennifer's in for a world of hurt.
04:10Father never gave a damn about me.
04:13He's a cold-blooded snake who only cares about my price tag.
04:17I'd rather tie the knot with a street rat than be auctioned off like meat.
04:21I am so done with this toxic hellhole.
04:26Hear what they're whispering, Jennifer?
04:28If my beggar routine gross you out, you can still walk away.
04:34No way.
04:35You might think I'm crazy, but...
04:38To me, you're a literal godsend.
04:43Let's get out of here, honey.
04:45I mean, my dear husband.
04:56I'm sorry, Jennifer.
04:58What you see is what you get.
04:59No cozy honeymoon suite tonight.
05:01Just this beat-up, drafty old fishing boat.
05:03Hey, cut that out.
05:04We're hitched now, and I'm not looking down on you.
05:07For better or worse, we're in this ride together.
05:08All right.
05:24Oh my god.
05:26Oh my god.
05:29Oh my god.
05:41Oh my god, what the hell just happened?
05:44Where did this insane crystal palaces come from?
05:54Don't sweat the details right now.
06:02Jennifer, my sweet, it's still our wedding night.
06:05Are you ready to give yourself to me?
06:10Absolutely.
06:12Like I said, we're husband and wife now.
06:19Trust me, I'm going to make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:55I'm going to make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:56Sorry to crash the party, but Zeus is stuck in the Divine Labyrinth.
06:59The All-Mother needs you for a rescue op, scat!
07:10Sweetheart, an emergency just came up and I've got to go.
07:13Don't panic, I'll be back in your arms in nine days, tops.
07:33Mother, what the hell happened?
07:35Why do I feel like I just woke up from a century-long fever dream?
07:38Oh, Poseidon, you're finally awake.
07:44Remember that ancient curse you tripped failing Zeus out?
07:48That's what knocked you out cold.
08:06Merciful Seas, the Trident actually accepted you?
08:10Don't tell me you finally tracked down the mortal whose head over heels for you.
08:23Spill it!
08:24Who is she?
08:26Just a regular mortal girl.
08:30But to me, she's everything.
08:33We're already married, Mother.
08:34If it weren't for that damn curse, I'd have paraded her up to Olympias ages ago.
08:39Praise the oceans!
08:41Listen to me, kiddo.
08:43Go fetch her right this second.
08:45I am literally dying to meet this girl.
08:49Say less, Mother.
08:51Consider it done.
08:52Hold on, Poseidon.
08:53There's a catch.
08:55You've been in that coma for nine whole years.
08:58Which means...
09:01That poor girl has been waiting for you for nine solid years!
09:05Are you kidding?
09:06I ghosted Jennifer for nine fucking years?
09:09No, this is beyond messed up.
09:10I need to get down there right now.
09:26Ugh, too basic.
09:28Go raid the Divine Vault for the Golden Apples.
09:30I need to absolutely blow this girl's mind.
09:34Actually, scratch that.
09:36I'm crashing the mortal realm to roll out the red carpet myself.
09:54It's been nine goddamn years.
09:57How much longer is it going to take for him to show his face?
10:00Jennifer!
10:01Why the hell is my chamber pot from yesterday still sitting there?
10:09I'm literally scrubbing the clothes you and father just dumped on me.
10:12I'll get to it!
10:13You brainless cow!
10:14The goddamn stench ruined my dresses!
10:16I let you and your two little bastards crash here!
10:18I feed you!
10:19And you can't even handle one basic chore?
10:21Hey, back the hell off.
10:23This is my house, too.
10:27You have no right to run your mouth at me!
10:29Those brats of yours are just like you!
10:32Ungrateful, blood-sucking parasites!
10:34Mom!
10:37You know damn well the kids and I bust our asses!
10:40Look around!
10:40We're the only ones keeping this damn house from falling apart!
10:46That's because doing the grunt work is exactly what you filthy roaches were born to do!
10:52Back off!
10:53Don't you dare touch our mother!
10:59You filthy little street rat bastards!
11:02That's what you get for running your mouths at Lady Jessica!
11:04You freaks should have been chucked in the ocean at birth!
11:07Strip them, douse them in ice water, and lock them in the stables!
11:10Sneak them a single crumb, and they'll be hell to pay!
11:15Chill, Mum.
11:16Don't forget Ryan's chauffeuring us to the Temple of Poseidus.
11:19Just make these useless peasants haul the offerings.
11:22Shake a leg and get in the damn carriage!
11:24We can't keep my big-shot son-in-law waiting!
11:45This is seriously creeping me out.
11:47Why does this temple feel so warm and familiar?
11:56Wait, that era!
11:58The bloodline of the sea god?
12:00How the hell did it end up here?
12:08Oh, almighty lord of the sea, we offer these tributes with the purest intentions.
12:13Bless our merchant fleets and bring us great fortune.
12:17Stop standing around like idiots!
12:19Your only job right now is to pray to the sea god to protect Ryan's fleet!
12:25Honestly, letting gutter trash like you even breathe in the direction of the sea god is a massive privilege.
12:30Keep dragging your feet, and I'll assume you're itching for the stables.
12:34Maybe if I pray to the statue, it'll actually bring my husband back safely.
12:42No! Stop!
12:43We cannot bear the worship of the heirs of the sea god!
12:49Oh, great sea god, please just let my husband come home soon.
12:53Oh, great sea god, please just let our dad come home safely.
13:21What the actual hell just happened?
13:25Why did the statues just nuke themselves?
13:30Somebody seriously pissed off the sea god!
13:33His rage just blew those statues to smithogreens!
13:44If the sea god is throwing a tantrum, anyone who makes a dime off the ocean is screwed!
13:50God damn it!
13:51Who has the absolute stones to piss off the sea god?
13:54If the ocean slaps a curse on us, our entire cash flow goes down the toilet.
13:59Listen up, people!
14:00It has to be them!
14:02Their filthy bastard bloodline completely rash the temple's vibe!
14:05So it was you, three little rats!
14:07We're all for forgiveness right this minute, or I swear to god your lives are gonna be a waking nightmare!
14:16Son of a bitch!
14:17How dare they treat the heirs to the sea like garbage!
14:20We're stuck in phantom mode and can't do shit!
14:22Keto, ping Lord Poseidon right now!
14:26No!
14:27My kid's blood isn't filthy!
14:29No!
14:29We literally haven't done a single thing wrong, so why the hell would the sea god be pissed
14:32at us?
14:33This is absolute bullshit!
14:35Shut your mouth, peasant!
14:36Grab them!
14:37Burn them at the stake!
14:38The only way to calm the sea god's rage is absolute agony!
14:52No!
14:53No!
14:54No!
14:56No!
14:57No!
15:02No!
15:04No!
15:04No!
15:04Orored Poseidon!
15:09Stand down!
15:20Hold up did anyone else just hear that?
15:24Dammit we're too far!
15:25Poseidon can't manifest here!
15:27Just hang on a little longer!
15:28My lady, little ones, you gotta believe me he's coming!
15:32burning them ain't enough for the sea god he's sending us a sign father word is the sea god
15:40skins traitors alive packs their raw flesh with boiling sand and crushed shells turning them into
15:45gravel to walk on for eternity father my kids and i are innocent the real sinners are these sick
15:52freaks putting their hands on children oh so the sea god's pissed at us his biggest believers
15:57bullshit i dump cash and prayers on his altar every year while you you filthy peasant ain't
16:02cocked up shit ship it jennifer you're a completely lost
16:14look jen i didn't want to get my hands dirty but you brought the sea god's haul down on us
16:19skinning you alive is the only way we're buying our ticket out of this
16:25back off you ugly witch don't you dare lay a finger on our mom
16:37you little maggot this is what happens when you piss off the sea god
16:42you're not dragging our whole family to hell with you
16:52you dirty little bastards don't think for a second you're dragging us down with you
17:01no michelle let go of my kid
17:04my skin i'll take the hit just don't touch them
17:11jennifer this is your goddamn fault if you hadn't hitched your wagon to that filthy street
17:16rat and pout these bastards we wouldn't be in this mess
17:19no put this all on me chris and sophia are good kids
17:24they're your own flesh and blood for god's sake you can't do this
17:28get the hell off me i don't have any filthy grandchildren
17:31what the hell are you brain dead idiots waiting for
17:34skin them alive already
17:42these mortals no these monsters how dare they stoop this low
17:51screw it i'm taking my true form to save the heirs
18:00thomas stop you know the rules if you manifest in the mortal realm you break the law of fate
18:06you'll be wiped from existence
18:13no get your filthy hands off my kids
18:25do it like this put your backs into it if you let these little rats slip because you grew a
18:30conscience i'll sell your asses to the galleys
18:38i can't stomach this anymore even if it vaporizes my soul i am saving those heirs
18:48wait samus i feel the power of the sea god
19:19look it's lord poseidon's
19:23the boss is actually back
19:28jennifer sweetheart i'm here i am so sorry i let you go through this hell
19:33it's really you thank god he actually brought you back to me look this is chris and sophia
19:41our kids
19:44dad we totally knew it was you you actually came back
19:48what the hell just happened jesus how'd i end up eating dirt
19:54father forget that look over there that filthy beggar is back
19:58talk
20:00right now
20:02who did this which one of you sick freaks had the balls to touch jennifer and my kids
20:07you don't get to question us jennifer and your two little roaches pissed off the sea god
20:12they brought this shit storm on us as their father you should be paying for their sins with your life
20:18almighty sea god please forgive us these four impure wretches aren't part of our family don't lump us in with
20:24their sins i'll skin them and burn them alive right now to appease your rage
20:35you absolute clowns you keep running your mouths about my family pissing off the sea god without realizing i am
20:44the sea god
21:00holy crap he really is the sea god
21:03oh great sea god please forgive us
21:05mason and his screwed up family pulled the strings we're innocent
21:09don't buy his bullshit
21:10open your eyes
21:11it's just a cheap dark magic trick if the real sea god was here we'd all be dead meat
21:17he actually has the balls to impersonate the sea god
21:21if the real god finds out we worship the damn warlock we're cooked
21:24we gotta skin this freak and his family alive before anyone finds out
21:28you arrogant brain-death mortals
21:31you tortured my wife and kids
21:34so now i'm thing terive i'm bringing down the ocean's wrath
21:38i'll give you a front row seat to exactly who you're messing with
21:49no freaking way
21:51is this filthy beggar actually the sea god
22:02ha look at that i totally called it this filthy street rat is a complete fraud
22:16what the hell is happening to my hand
22:34wait why did the sea god statue just blow to pieces
22:38you brain-dead idiots the real sea god is pissed because this peasant is playing dress up with his name
22:45help me pin this bastard down and finish him
22:48step on it if we don't string them up right now the sea god is gonna wipe us off the
22:53map
22:53the ocean will swallow us whole
22:55freeze
22:57look he's running on fumes
22:59now's our window to take this warwick out
23:02what the hell is going on
23:05enough
23:06i'll let it slide you got played earlier
23:08but from this second on if you touch my wife and kids i'll rain literal hellfire on you
23:14you gullible morons
23:16everyone knows jennifer hitched a beggar nine years ago
23:20like the sea dotted would moo light as a tramp
23:23like he'd knock up a slut like jennifer and just poop into thin air
23:27i bet my bottom dollar this rat spent the last nine years grinding dark magic
23:35damn straight
23:37a true god is untouchable
23:39you hack this warlock to pieces
23:42and i'll toss you ten gold coins right here
23:47right now
24:02unfreaking believable
24:04the guy's literally made of steel
24:10almighty sea god
24:12please forgive your cluteless blind believers
24:15you unrepentant mortals
24:18you actually tried to weaponize my own followers against me
24:22you vicious brain dead clowns
24:26time to face the music
24:32holy crap he really is the sea god
24:35we are dead meat
24:40what just happened why am i running on empty
24:42no the coma
24:44i burned through all my divine mocha fighting off that damn curse for nine years
24:51this damn sorcerer is gaslighting us with illusion we need to get the high priest down here to wreck him
24:57you absolute idiots
24:59you absolute idiots
24:59do you seriously think this washed up bum is the sea god
25:02he's just a wicked warlock
25:05if he was actually poseidon
25:07he wouldn't be this pathetic
25:09it's an ancient curse
25:10i tank my powers fighting it off
25:13that's why i'm weakened
25:14you brain dead sheep
25:16you brain dead sheep
25:16only morons swallow a lie that pathetic
25:18anyone who sides with this warlock has catch hell when the real god finds out
25:31shut the hell up
25:32who's got the nerve to impersonate the sea god under my roof
25:43a little birdie told me some crack pop in here is parading around calling himself the sea god
25:50your holiness
25:51it's this wicked warlock
25:52he's using dark magic to fake being the sea god and scam our tributes
25:55high priest
25:57you're the only hotline to the sea god
25:59if he was really coming down he'd have given you a heads up
26:08i haven't heard a damn thing thing about the sea god coming down
26:12you're just some two-bit sorcerer using cheap magic to play god
26:17the high priest is his top servant
26:20this guy really is just a fraud putting on a cheap magic act
26:24make him pay
26:29thank god for the high priest
26:31we almost bought the scam
26:34the sea god would have been pissed
26:36and we'd be dead meat
26:40what a joke
26:41i don't have some mortal messenger down here
26:44he's full of shit
26:45you arrogant little speck
26:47did you really think you could hijack my name
26:49without facing my wrath
26:50you son of a bitch
26:52how dare you slander me
26:54i'm tossing your ass in the dungeon and executing you myself
27:19holy crap what's happening the high priest just got zapped by lightning is that guy actually the sea god
27:29bullshit
27:31impossible
27:31yeah that was the sea god's wrath
27:34warning me
27:35because you spinless cowards are dragging your feet
27:39letting this goddamn warlock run free in his temple
27:43oh it was his wrath all right
27:45but who do you think called it down
27:48listen up
27:50defy the sea god
27:51and you'll get worse than lightning
27:53he'll unleash a tidal wave and wash every last traitor straight to hell
28:09ignorant sheep
28:26no freaking way
28:36no freaking way
28:38even running on a fraction of my power you bottom feeders couldn't lay a finger on my family
28:46guys listen
28:47there is zero chance he's the sea god
28:49since when does a god fall for a random munal
28:51it's a joke
28:52he's a cheap warlock
28:54hold the line
28:55did you idiots forget his orders
28:57want to get swallowed by a tidal wave
28:59we're dead meat if you back down
29:02but his voodoo is too strong
29:04we can't even dent this freakish water wall
29:09bullshit
29:09every trick has a loophole
29:11hurl every sharp object we've got
29:12something's bound to bust this cheap ass force mailed
29:22dad you just whipped up a freaking magical shield out of thin air
29:27are you actually the sea god
29:30you bet he is sweetie
29:31your dad would never lie to you
29:36all right if standard weapons can't cut through this voodoo
29:39it's time to bring out the big gun
29:43watch and weep warlock
29:45i don't care how strong your mojo is
29:49it ain't surviving the sea god's anchor
29:56trident shield jennephy
30:10trident shield jennephy
30:12trident shield jennephy
30:23are you kidding me
30:25how did the sea god's anchor snap like a twig
30:27who the hell are you
30:31i warned you the absolute fools
30:33open your damn eyes
30:35this is the trident
30:36the ultimate symbol of the ocean
30:38and i am its master
30:40poseidon the sea god
30:43the sea god
30:44he actually is the sea god
30:46sweet jesus what the hell have i done
30:51you've hijacked my name to scam my believers for years
30:54just to line your own pockets
30:57that is an unforgivable sin
31:05no almighty sea god mercy
31:08william brain messed us
31:09we never wanted to hurt your family
31:12lord side
31:13please spare us
31:15jennifer
31:16these monsters put you and the kids through absolute hell
31:20it's your call
31:21how do you want me to finish them
31:22no
31:24jennifer
31:25my precious daughter
31:26don't do this
31:27you know me
31:27i would never truly hurt you
31:29okay
31:29i screwed up
31:30i admit it
31:31but i see the light now
31:32we share the same blood
31:34we're family
31:35please jennifer
31:36don't let him wipe us off the map
31:38over a grudge
31:39think of the kids
31:41exactly
31:42jennifer my sweet sister
31:44we share the same blood
31:46i swear to god
31:47i'll never pull this shit again
31:50please
31:50dad have to break
31:56honey i'm not a monster like them
31:57they still share blood with our kids
32:00i won't plant that toxic seed of hatred in chris and sophia's heads
32:04let's just walk away
32:06i just want a peaceful life
32:29well look at you gorgeous
32:33you must be my boy poseidon's wife
32:36absolutely stunning
32:49mother
32:49oh my goodness
32:51and who are these two adorable little monkeys
32:57mother
32:57these are the kids jennifer gave me
32:59pretty cute right
33:02grandma
33:02grandma
33:06are you kidding me
33:07nobody told me i hit the absolute jackpot
33:13i packed way too light
33:14but don't worry darlings
33:16grandma's gonna spoil you rotten once we get home
33:23what the actual hell
33:26i've never seen this much gold
33:30one single gem off those chests could buy out our entire fleet
33:39come along my precious grandbabies
33:42let grandma show you how we do real gifts
34:06take a look kiddos
34:07a little welcome gift from grandma
34:10what do you think
34:11we'd love anything you give us grandma
34:14but there's literally nothing here
34:18what do you think
34:42Whoa! This is freaking awesome!
34:45Oh, it melts my heart to see you love it.
34:48Thanks a million, Grandma!
34:50Jennifer, my dear, slap on this pearl necklace and you'll literally never age.
34:55This bracelet makes you bulletproof to disease.
34:58And this ring calls down lightning on demand.
35:00Just a little welcome to the Family Starter Pack.
35:03No way, Mother! These are priceless! I can't accept them!
35:09Oh my God! I am so, so sorry! I swear it slipped!
35:12Jessica used to beat me black and blue just for breaking a cheap bowl.
35:16Now I've shattered something priceless from the Sea God's Mother.
35:19She's gonna skin me alive!
35:21Hey, deep breaths, Jennifer. Relax.
35:24Remember, Mother gave those to you. They're yours now.
35:27You can smash every last one of them if it makes you happy.
35:33Oh, sweetheart, no! This is 100% on me.
35:37I totally forgot that necklace is so packed with magic it shatters on impact.
35:41I can't believe I almost gave you a heart attack. Bad Grandma.
35:44Jennifer, honey, stop walking on eggshells.
35:47Chuck this bling at the wall for fun.
35:49Break it all! Bring fresh batches until you realize you're one of us.
35:53Thank you, Mother.
35:55Hold on, Poseidon. Where's your gift?
35:57This poor girl went through nine years of hell because you face-planted into a coma.
36:01Treat her like royalty, or I'll personally kick your ass to the curb.
36:04Mother, chill!
36:06I already hooked Jennifer up with a massive gift back at my palace.
36:09I just didn't bring it because I was rushing to save her.
36:14I'll grab it the second we kept breather, babe.
36:18Hold the phone! I brought a little something for my new sister-in-law, too.
36:27Look, I'm really sorry, Jennifer.
36:29This whole disaster is basically my fault.
36:31You and the kids got dragged through the mud because of me.
36:34Consider this a My Bad Care package.
36:36A massive dose of raw divine power.
36:38Zeus, you absolute meathead.
36:40Did you completely forget?
36:41Jennifer is still 100% human.
36:44Her mortal body can't tank raw divine power yet.
36:47Ah, crap.
36:49My bad, Jennifer.
36:50I totally dropped the ball on that one.
36:52Brain frat.
36:53Hand it over.
36:55I'll just convert your raw power into a mountain of jewelry for Jennifer to make up for your screw-up.
37:01Jennifer, our wedding down here was pretty bear-spoen and my family missed it.
37:05Let's do a massive blowout.
37:07Invite the whole pantheon to shower you and the kids with blessings.
37:10Sorry, honey.
37:11Can we skip the blowout?
37:12Chris, Sophia, and I are literally nobodies.
37:14We'd stick out like Serethys partying with actual gods.
37:18I'm just really freaked out.
37:20Are they going to act like Aunt Michelle and beat us up for being trash?
37:23We don't need them.
37:25Just you and Dad is enough.
37:29My poor sweet babies.
37:31You've been through the renter.
37:32Listen to Grandma, okay?
37:34That nightmare is over.
37:35None of my kids are toxic snobs like that.
37:37They'll treat you like absolute royalty.
37:39Damn right.
37:40I guarantee they'll welcome you with open arms.
37:42And if you're still spooked, I swear on my life, as long as I'm breathing, nobody lays a finger on
37:47you.
37:47Okay, Poseidon.
37:48I trust you.
37:59The wedding dress is the main event, and these mortal rags are tragically basic.
38:05Even top-tier royal outfits aren't good enough for our Jennifer.
38:14Grandma, I brought the wardrobe.
38:23Jennifer, go nuts.
38:26Pick out absolutely anything you want.
38:28Up here, we use magic power like cash, and Zeus's apology fund is basically a bottomless black card.
38:42I've been stuck in patched-up potato sacks my whole life.
38:46I'm actually allowed to wear this?
38:51Obviously.
38:52But Zeus specifically ordered that your actual wedding outfits be custom-made by yours truly.
39:02Hey, Jennifer, look at me.
39:04By the almighty ocean.
39:07My beautiful wife, how did you get so breathtakingly gorgeous?
39:10Mom, you look insanely pretty.
39:12I had zero clue you were this stunning, Jennifer, and your kids are adorable.
39:16Look, I whipped up 200 everyday outfits on the fly.
39:18Just rock these around the palace.
39:20This is just...
39:21Thank you so, so much.
39:22We absolutely love it.
39:26Don't mention it.
39:27But hey, Grandma, Jennifer and the kids are practically skin and bones.
39:30We need to put some meat on them.
39:32Hestia's actually been cooking up a storm.
39:34Pretty sure she's en route with a massive feast just for Jennifer and the kids.
39:38She even called dibs on catering the wedding.
39:40You guys seriously don't have to go all out for me like this.
39:43This is way too much.
39:44Jennifer, you've raised two kids solo while getting stomped on by monsters.
39:48Listen to me.
39:49You need to seriously carb load.
39:51Damn right.
39:52Your health is the only thing I care about.
39:54Don't fight us.
39:55Just be a good girl and eat up.
40:02Hey there, Jennifer.
40:04Come on over.
40:04Dig in and let me know what hits the spot.
40:16Awesome!
40:16I didn't even know food could taste this freaking good!
40:24Come on, Jennifer.
40:25Let your husband pamper you for a second.
40:27Say ah.
40:45Hope you like the setup, babe.
40:46Mother went totally overboard.
40:48If you hate any of it, just say the word.
40:50I'll tear it down and start from scratch.
40:51No sweat.
40:52Oh, don't even worry about it, honey.
40:54I'm obsessed with it.
40:59Jennifer, mother's got Chris and Sophia for the night, so we've got the place to ourselves.
41:03What do you say we go for baby number three?
41:07Oh, honey, no.
41:09Three kids?
41:10I'd lose my mind trying to handle all of them.
41:12Babe, you're married to the sea god.
41:14Even if we're swamped, my mom and siblings are right next door.
41:17Our kids will never be alone.
41:21Plus, my niece is literally the goddess of childbirth.
41:24I'd put her on speed dial.
41:25You wouldn't feel a thing.
41:28All right, all right.
41:29You're the boss.
41:50You're the boss.
42:02Grandma, where's mom?
42:04She's the VIP today.
42:07Why is she MIA?
42:08Hold on a minute, kiddo.
42:10Let's go track down your dad and figure this out.
42:15Hey, Pestiden.
42:16Why the holdup with Jennifer?
42:18Did we hit a snag?
42:21Well, Jennifer and I didn't get any sleep until the sun came up.
42:24She's dead to the world, so I figured I'd let her rest.
42:27I just slipped out.
42:28Freaking believable.
42:30The wedding is literally about to start.
42:31Could you really not keep it in your pants for one night?
42:34All right, Mother, chill.
42:35I'm going to get her right now.
42:45Holy crap, Poseidon actually let me sleep in?
42:47It's our damn wedding day.
42:48I'm going to be so late.
42:50I got to sprint.
42:57Mother playing favorites, as always.
43:01Giving a punk like Poseidon a palace this sick.
43:15I'm real.
43:18What's an absolute dime like you doing hiding out in a place like this?
43:23Hey, gorgeous.
43:25Hades, god of the underworld.
43:27Ditch the snooze fest and come be my queen.
43:29Yeah, hard pass.
43:30Not interested.
43:37Cute.
43:39But that's not really your call to make, sweetheart.
43:42Oh.
44:00Hades, what the hell do you think you're doing?
44:06Well, color me shocked.
44:08Who'd have guessed a stunner like this was hitched to a meathead like you?
44:12You.
44:17Hades, if we didn't share a mother, I'd gut you where you stand.
44:26What the hell is going on here?
44:30Hades, how did I race such a scumbag?
44:34Apologize to Jennifer.
44:36Right now!
44:37My bad, Jennifer.
44:38Didn't know who you were.
44:39Take half my divine power as a peace offering.
44:42It'll make you completely immortal.
44:43Just let it slide, mother.
44:45The wedding's starting.
44:46Let's not waste another second on this creep.
44:56In the name of the sea god, I swear Jennifer is my one and only wife.
45:01From this day forward, she shares the full power of the ocean with me.
45:05I swear on my life to be completely faithful to Poseidon until my last breath.
45:21Mom and dad are going to live happily ever after with us.
45:40Grandma, mom only wakes up on time when we're around.
45:44We want to have a sleepover with mom.
45:49All right, my sweet little angels, let it go.
45:52Your dad's got your mom on lockdown tonight.
46:02Honey, thank you for giving me such a warm, happy home.
46:05This place is everything I've ever dreamed of.
46:12If you know love it here, we'll just put down roots.
46:16Honestly, the only things worth a damn back at my palace are your gifts anyway.
46:21I'll swing by and haul them over tomorrow.
46:34I won't break my promise this time, I swear.
46:38Three days tops.
46:40And this little toy boat, if you run into trouble, just crush it and I'll be there in a heartbeat.
46:55And this barrier, unless you say so, it'll bounce every single person trying to get in.
47:04Stay safe out there, honey.
47:07Dad, hurry back so we can play!
47:25This is it!
47:26Look at this place!
47:28Hades better not be playing us.
47:30He swore if we pull this off, he'd bring our family's empire back from the dead!
47:36Hell no, he wouldn't!
47:38He's the god of the underworld!
47:41The sea god basically nuked our family!
47:44Lord Hades is our only lifeline!
47:53Over here!
47:55Bet you can't catch us!
47:57Chris, Sophia, slow down!
47:59You're gonna eat dirt!
48:00We don't care if we get hurt!
48:02When Dad gets back, he can patch us up in seconds!
48:09You-ho!
48:10Jennifer!
48:10Come look who's here!
48:12Why the hell is the door locked?
48:15We're your flesh and blood!
48:17Don't tell me you got amnesia already!
48:20Nice try, but that ain't happening!
48:26Son of a bitch!
48:28Hades called it.
48:30The sea god rigged this place with a force field.
48:32Our only play is to guilt-track Jennifer into opening the damn door.
48:36Jennifer, I know you're listening!
48:38Are you brain dead?
48:41We put a roof over your head when you had nothing!
48:45Now we're homeless!
48:47You owe us!
48:55Cut the crap!
48:56You made my life a living hell back then!
48:58Don't act like you did me a favor!
49:01Jennifer, I'm your own flesh and blood!
49:04Are you just gonna watch me get hunted down every day?
49:09Your husband is the freaking sea god!
49:11A few table grabs could save our family!
49:15Yeah, Jennifer!
49:16Just bail us out this once!
49:18Consider it rent for housing you!
49:21We swear we'll never bother you again!
49:25Get a grip, Jennifer.
49:27Stop giving them handouts.
49:30But...
49:31If a little cash gets rid of these leeches for good, maybe it's worth it.
49:40You better keep your word.
49:42Take the money and don't ever show your faces around here again.
49:50Are you really that dense, Jennifer?
49:52I've literally never played it straight with you.
50:06Jennifer!
50:07Those goddamn merchants are psychos!
50:09They robbed us blind, took your gold, and now they want us dead!
50:13Please!
50:14Open the damn door!
50:16Jennifer, they only went psycho because you're the sea god's wife.
50:19This is 100% on you!
50:21You can't leave us out here to get butchered!
50:27I'm dead serious, Jennifer.
50:29The merchant and his goons are right on our ass!
50:32If you don't let us in, you're signing our death warrants!
50:35Jennifer, are you really gonna watch your father get slaughtered?
50:37Make your mother a widow?
50:39If word gets out she raised a heartless monster, society will destroy her!
51:04How'd you score a pad like this anyway?
51:07Get off your ass and hand this house over to us!
51:10We gave you a place to crash, now you owe us a house!
51:13Do I seriously have to cry for Poseidon to bail me out again?
51:18No, I can't keep dragging him into my messes.
51:28Unreal!
51:29Look at this mother-lod!
51:30Father could hustle his whole life and never see this kind of cash!
51:35Trash like Jennifer doesn't deserve this!
51:37We do!
51:43Check out this palace.
51:44The bling is nice, but the real estate is the real jackpot.
51:47We gotta get our names on that deed.
51:48You brain-dead idiots!
51:50Did you forget Hades' orders?
51:51Move your asses!
51:53Chuck that bitch Jennifer out onto the street!
51:58Right!
51:59Lord Hades promised us a mountain of cash if we pull this off!
52:01What the heck do you think you're doing?
52:03When Dad finds out, he's gonna wipe the floor with you!
52:06Yeah!
52:07You stupid jerks!
52:09If you touch Mom, Dad is gonna destroy you!
52:13Give me a break!
52:15How's the sea god gonna react when he finds out his precious wife banged his own brother?
52:19He'll either boot her or drown her ass!
52:25No!
52:26Father, why are you doing this to me?
52:29No!
52:45Not bad at all!
52:46Like we agree.
52:47I'm gonna reward you freaks very handsome.
52:52You're the best Lord Hades!
52:54Thank you!
52:56Get your hands off her!
53:21I gave you your chance, Hades.
53:28Jennifer, you were in real danger.
53:31Why didn't you call me?
53:34Honey, I'm so sorry.
53:36I just didn't want to dump another mess on your plate.
53:38I'm just a useless mortal.
53:40I can't keep dragging you down.
53:44Look at me, babe.
53:45We're married.
53:47Nothing in this universe matters more than you.
53:50I already missed nine years.
53:53I'm sorry.
53:55Come hell or high water, you're never facing anything alone again.
54:02I got it, honey.
54:04I promise.
54:13And as for these psychos,
54:16they've crossed the line too many times.
54:18Even if you want to give them a pass,
54:21I'm gonna slaughter every last one of them!
54:30Almighty Seagod, please!
54:31You've got it all wrong!
54:33We only broke in
54:34because we caught Jennifer,
54:35that absolute slut,
54:36hooking up with another guy!
54:39We were protecting your honor!
54:41Exactly!
54:42If we hadn't showed up,
54:44she'd be all over some other dude!
54:46Honestly, you should be thanking us!
54:47You're all sick in the head.
54:50I'm gonna wipe you off the face of the earth!
55:20AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
55:32Poseidon, you gullible idiot.
55:34I pushed your buttons and you practically hand-delivered your own divine weapon to me.
55:38Did you skip Godhub 101?
55:40If a bonded weapon gets corrupted by a god on my level, the backlash tears the owner apart.
55:50Look, brother, I don't want to end you.
55:52Just hand over your sweet little wife and I'll let you walk.
56:00Come on, Jennifer.
56:02Doesn't it tear you apart watching him squirm like a bug?
56:07Poseidon, please, get up!
56:09Jennifer, get over here.
56:11Give yourself to me and I'll pull the plug on his torture.
56:15Don't listen to him, Jennifer.
56:19Get over here, Jennifer, or I swear I'm going to erase Poseidon from existence right now.
56:27Don't.
56:28Jennifer, listen to me.
56:30If you don't want to watch his brain melt into pudding, get over here right now.
56:36Please, just stop hurting Poseidon.
56:42I'll do it.
56:45I agree to whatever you want.
56:48Poseidon, please take good care of our kids and my mother.
57:09You lay a finger on my woman, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
57:17You lay a finger on me, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like, and
57:18I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like, and I will show you exactly what a blood
57:18debt looks like, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like, and I will show you
57:18exactly what a blood debt looks like, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like, and
57:18I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like, and I will show you exactly what a blood
57:18debt looks like, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like, and I will show you
57:18exactly what a blood debt looks like, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like, and
57:18I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like, and I will show you exactly what a blood
57:18debt looks like, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like, and I will show you
57:18exactly what a blood debt looks like, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like, and
57:18I will
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