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00:00:02But today, I am appointed a私人博物馆
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00:00:11much I'm a thousand You're not
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00:00:23Welcome to the
00:00:269th私人博物馆
00:00:27Remember
00:00:28记住,该满一个月给你结算工资,不然,除了要赔付天价违约款,其他后果,你也自负。
00:00:46这是什么?
00:00:47上一个夜班保安。
00:00:50人怎么可能变成这样?
00:00:51这黑心女资本家,想签了合同把人吓走,专门骗违约金吧。
00:00:57入殓师都没见过这种死法。
00:01:01快到点了,我得走了。
00:01:10希望你能多干两天。
00:01:17一,本馆营业时间,为晚十二点至早六点,不要在白天来上班。
00:01:22二,如果看到唐三彩针目兽的眼珠子在转,请立刻用红布盖住他,绝对不要和他对视。
00:01:30三,气泄欲簪。
00:01:32如果听到女人哭,请假装听不见,千万不要回答他的任何问题。
00:01:37四,无头青铜勇的头找不到了,如果他向你讨要头颅,把你桌子上的假人模特头扔给他,然后锁死工作间的门。
00:02:05让我看看是谁在装神弄鬼。
00:02:06我一个入殓师,连碎成八块的尸体都敢大半夜一个人放。
00:02:12什么阴间场面没见过?
00:02:20这破博物馆,怎么所有的东西都是残缺的?
00:02:24这破博物馆,怎么所有的东西都是残缺的?
00:02:32老板,这有监控啊!
00:02:34这可不是我弄坏的,别想扣我工资。
00:02:40这碎得也太闹心了。
00:02:41哎,职业病又犯了。
00:02:46职业病又犯了。
00:02:56承重不够,得打个金刚销。
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