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00:00:06Is that Alex? Dang! No wonder he's the top most bangable enlist in three years running. He's so fine.
00:00:15Yeah, rich daddy on the school board, isn't it?
00:00:18Today's the student president election? No chance anyone's beating him.
00:00:23So, who's this new guy I'm up against? Any dirt?
00:00:27Xavier, scholarship kid, geeky. Still fit though. Number two on the bangable list, so right behind you. Bit of a
00:00:36loner?
00:00:37Never heard of him.
00:00:38I told you, don't come home without the cash.
00:00:44Hey, this is St. Mountain High, not a freaking pub.
00:00:51Fine, but you won't outrun this.
00:00:55You okay?
00:01:02Yeah, I'm fine.
00:01:06Not even a thank you?
00:01:08At least tell me your name.
00:01:11It's not important.
00:01:12I'll never look away.
00:01:18That is Xavier Miller.
00:01:21Alright, Xavier.
00:01:23I'll see you at the debate.
00:01:31Alright, let's begin.
00:01:32The football kit budget was inflated two hundred and thirty percent.
00:01:37Money that could have paid for students transport who were working late.
00:01:44Are you accusing my father of corruption?
00:01:46Just stating the facts?
00:01:48Uh, we're gonna take a quick five minute recess.
00:01:54Here's another fact, genius.
00:01:56That extra money was used to help donate to underprivileged kids for new equipment.
00:02:00So, do you see now that you made me look like a fool for absolutely no reason?
00:02:04Yeah.
00:02:06Oh…
00:02:08Oh, 10 years later.
00:02:16It was like a moonugo.
00:02:20Yeah.
00:02:21Yeah.
00:02:22Ohh…
00:02:23Mor fate doesn't say the death of my family.
00:02:27No sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sun.
00:02:34I look next to you
00:02:49What the actual fuck?
00:02:55That was unexpected
00:02:58Did Alex just kiss that dude?
00:03:01I thought he got a gaze
00:03:03Hey, you good?
00:03:06I want everything on him
00:03:08And I mean everything
00:03:10Yeah
00:03:24I just sold the damn house
00:03:29What?
00:03:31You had no right
00:03:32That's all mom left us
00:03:33Where will we live now?
00:03:35You want to see your old man
00:03:36Get beaten to death
00:03:38By lung sharks?
00:03:41I need the money
00:03:44How about quitting the booze and gabling
00:03:46Instead of wrecking our lives?
00:03:57Eight o'clock tonight's school cafe
00:04:00Got a proposal that could fix your money issues
00:04:25Whatever this is, make it quick
00:04:26Whatever this is, make it quick
00:04:32I can do it
00:04:35I can do it
00:04:43What?
00:04:44Are you expecting flowers and chocolates?
00:04:48A contract?
00:04:50Are you seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend?
00:04:54Real romantic Watson
00:04:55I call it a mutually beneficial arrangement
00:05:01You see, you clearly need money
00:05:04And I need to fix my reputation
00:05:07And well, dating the school of scholarship golden boy is exactly the image boost I need right now
00:05:12You investigated me?
00:05:15It's more like damage control
00:05:17You see, you made me look like a fool in front of the entire school
00:05:21So now you gotta fix it
00:05:23If it weren't for the homophobia rumors
00:05:25Tank in your poll numbers
00:05:27Would you still want to date a guy?
00:05:31Hell no
00:05:32No, no, no
00:05:33You see, this is just business
00:05:39Duration?
00:05:40Until the election's over
00:05:49Keep it professional, Watson
00:05:53Don't get any ideas
00:06:00Don't you worry
00:06:02Feelings aren't on the menu
00:06:21Let the games begin
00:06:25Boyfriend
00:06:28Let the games begin
00:06:31Boyfriend
00:06:34No one's watching us
00:06:35You can drop the act now
00:06:36You should probably tell your heart rate that
00:06:39Jumping like crazy in there
00:06:41Whatever
00:06:41I'm leaving
00:06:42Hey
00:06:43Did I say you could leave?
00:06:46We have a frat party to hit
00:06:47It's time to show off St. Mountain's new favorite couple
00:06:58Is this part of the PR stem too?
00:07:01Obviously one accidental kiss is not going to sell this relationship
00:07:04How is it?
00:07:05Let's make it believable
00:07:06Hey look out
00:07:07It's our star quarterback and his cute nerdy boyfriend
00:07:10It's our star quarterback and his cute nerdy boyfriend
00:07:10You know what that means right?
00:07:15Penalty round
00:07:18Let's go
00:07:19Alright boys
00:07:20Rules are simple
00:07:21Ice cube goes mouth to mouth
00:07:23No hands allowed
00:07:25No dropping
00:07:32Do we really have to do this?
00:07:34Are you scared?
00:07:42Technically this is not sanitary
00:07:52Morning
00:07:53Alright
00:07:53You grab a опредepalty
00:07:57Like that
00:07:58There
00:08:11So
00:08:12You
00:08:13Very
00:08:14Young
00:08:14Boyfriend
00:08:14Wow!
00:08:16Oh!
00:08:18Yo, what?
00:08:19That wasn't passing.
00:08:21That was straight up speeding.
00:08:26Look at Xavier.
00:08:27He's turning into a tomato.
00:08:31What the hell is wrong with you?
00:08:33We need people to buy this, right?
00:08:41What's that?
00:08:43Extra credit homework?
00:08:45Our campaign team thinks we're lacking couples' chemistry.
00:08:48Voters aren't convinced.
00:08:52Well...
00:08:53Pro tip, genius.
00:08:55Kissing with your eyes open is a dead giveaway.
00:09:09You just ruined our chemistry reference.
00:09:12Voters want sparks, not stats.
00:09:15And, uh, Mark set up that whole livestream thing, so I think it's time to show the world just how
00:09:20in love we are.
00:09:21You didn't think to ask me first?
00:09:25Contract clearly states you do what I say.
00:09:29Oh, why don't you guys get a load of this?
00:09:31A robot boyfriend here is glitching again.
00:09:34What?
00:09:37Hey.
00:09:38It's got you so worked up, huh?
00:09:39Come on.
00:09:42You need a shower.
00:09:44Fine.
00:09:46But you're joining me.
00:09:47And Mark's gonna livestream the whole thing.
00:09:50It's time to showcase those acting chops.
00:10:08You might grab me a towel?
00:10:10You didn't think to get one before the strip show?
00:10:13Well, I could walk out naked if you'd like.
00:10:26What?
00:10:27Why so shy all of a sudden?
00:10:29You can have a quick look if you want.
00:10:31Maybe, uh, a little touch?
00:10:36I'm not gonna stop you.
00:10:58By popular demand, you ask, and we answer.
00:11:01Question number one.
00:11:03What was your first impression of each other?
00:11:05He's loud.
00:11:06Seriously.
00:11:06Well, my first impression of him was,
00:11:10who is this mysterious nerd calling me out in front of everybody?
00:11:15It was harsh, I gotta admit, but, boy, was it cute.
00:11:19Still loud.
00:11:21Question number two.
00:11:23What's your favorite thing about each other?
00:11:26Um, I don't know.
00:11:28Sense of responsibility, maybe.
00:11:31Thanks.
00:11:32Well, my favorite thing about him will have to be his fingers.
00:11:35Excuse me?
00:11:37Long.
00:11:39Elegant.
00:11:40Very skillful.
00:11:42Alright, next question.
00:11:44Next question is,
00:11:45Who is your most unforgettable kiss?
00:12:07Guys, major problem.
00:12:09Someone leaked the contract?
00:12:10Everyone knows you're faking right now.
00:12:16Oh, my God.
00:12:17Did y'all see this?
00:12:18They signed a freaking contract?
00:12:20Yes.
00:12:21I thought they were gold.
00:12:22What a scam.
00:12:27The final debate is in three days.
00:12:30If we don't turn this around fast, you're finished.
00:12:32And I know, Mark.
00:12:33I already got people tracing the hack.
00:12:35Whoever faking leaked this file is a dead man.
00:12:38Oh, God.
00:12:41Okay, so, what are our options, huh?
00:12:44Everyone's seen the contract by now.
00:12:46There's no denying it.
00:12:50Unless...
00:12:52Unless...
00:12:52What?
00:12:58Unless we make it real.
00:13:05Unless we make it real.
00:13:08Savior, I...
00:13:10I don't care if the contract was fake.
00:13:12All I know is at some point it stopped being pretend to me.
00:13:15I couldn't stand you at first.
00:13:18Typical quarterback.
00:13:20Arrogant.
00:13:20Fully yourself.
00:13:22But then I saw you after practice.
00:13:25Pushing yourself harder than everyone else.
00:13:27And I noticed how you always take the fall for your teammates.
00:13:30And the way you'd look at me.
00:13:32In class.
00:13:33Savior, I...
00:13:35Do you honestly think I've been faking this the whole time?
00:13:52The hacker broke into your laptop.
00:13:54The whole school is watching this feed right now.
00:13:57The hacker broke into your laptop.
00:14:08The whole school is watching this feed right now.
00:14:11Holy shit!
00:14:17I can fake confidence during debates, smile through press conferences, even pretend I
00:14:22care about school traditions that I don't even like.
00:14:25There's no way I could fake this.
00:14:28And yeah, maybe it started as a deal, but now everything I said was true.
00:14:42Cut!
00:14:46That was perfect.
00:14:48At least the votes won't go down now.
00:14:51I've done my bit.
00:14:54Hey.
00:14:59Just doing what we agreed.
00:15:02But seeing you hurt was never part of the deal.
00:15:10I owe you, Xavier.
00:15:12And listen, whatever happens with the election, I just...
00:15:16It's nothing.
00:15:18Just stick into the script, right?
00:15:21You sure that's all it is?
00:15:24You sure there's no hidden feelings creeping up?
00:15:27God, you never stop, did you?
00:15:30Dead end on the hacker.
00:15:31Whoever it was was bouncing off multiple VPNs.
00:15:36Great.
00:15:37It's like you're dealing with a pro.
00:15:39Listen, everybody is going to be watching your every move.
00:15:42Okay?
00:15:43Every look, every moment, has to be authentic.
00:15:48We got this, right?
00:15:55Ah, shit.
00:15:57Left my football gear at home.
00:15:59That school paper shoots tomorrow.
00:16:02Wanna come with?
00:16:04Sure.
00:16:05Cause I've got nothing else to do.
00:16:07Come on.
00:16:13Okay.
00:16:14Something is definitely going on between those two.
00:16:25Whoa.
00:16:26This is your average family home?
00:16:29It's my father's place.
00:16:30Not mine.
00:16:31Meaning?
00:16:33Meaning I have an older half-brother and a dad who's super big on competition.
00:16:37So, if I want any part of this family fortune, then I have to beat them.
00:16:46Winning that election, it's the first step.
00:16:50Keep your family drama to yourself.
00:16:52I'm not your therapist.
00:16:55Are you serious?
00:16:57I thought you were the one who wanted to make this look believable.
00:17:00Fine.
00:17:00Fine.
00:17:01I'll keep your sad rich boy drama in mind.
00:17:04Shut up.
00:17:05Come on.
00:17:08Alright, well, I need to go grab my jersey, but why don't you read a book or something?
00:17:23Well, well.
00:17:25I didn't expect to see you here.
00:17:28Sorry, do I know you?
00:17:32You must be Xavier, the famous boyfriend.
00:17:37And you are?
00:17:39I'm Noah, Alex's older brother.
00:17:44Ouch.
00:17:46Cold reception.
00:17:48So, has Alex's fiance met you yet?
00:17:52Fiance?
00:17:53Oh.
00:17:55Did he leave out that little detail?
00:17:59This whole fake boyfriend thing.
00:18:00He's done it before.
00:18:02Left quite the trail of broken hearts.
00:18:05What are you implying?
00:18:08Alex doesn't date guys.
00:18:10You'll only get yourself hurt.
00:18:13You deserve to be with someone better.
00:18:16Someone like me.
00:18:17Are you insane?
00:18:19I'm just gay.
00:18:21An observance.
00:18:23Let's not pretend that you're straight too now, sweetheart.
00:18:32Get off.
00:18:32I'm not.
00:18:33Then why are you shaking?
00:18:35You're seriously messed up.
00:18:37It takes one to know one.
00:18:39You can't lie to yourself forever.
00:18:42Alex can offer you fame, money, all the shiny things in life.
00:18:46But I can offer you something he never could.
00:18:49Something real.
00:18:52Get off.
00:18:53What the fuck are you doing?
00:18:56Excellent timing, little brother.
00:18:59You stay the hell away from me.
00:19:02You hear me?
00:19:08Relax, babe.
00:19:09It's just some friendly competition.
00:19:13I'll be seeing you real soon.
00:19:16I can feel it.
00:19:19Asshole.
00:19:24Look, don't believe a word he says.
00:19:28Noah thrives on chaos.
00:19:30Including the part about your fiance?
00:19:34Look, that's just an arranged thing.
00:19:36My dad's idea.
00:19:38I honestly don't even know her.
00:19:40You don't owe me an explanation, Alex.
00:19:42I'm just a part of your PR stunt, right?
00:19:46Is that really all this is to him?
00:19:50Right.
00:19:51Yeah, you're absolutely right.
00:19:55I'm heading back.
00:19:57No.
00:19:58Why don't you just stay here?
00:20:00The guest room's open.
00:20:02I don't usually stay the night.
00:20:05Alright, then let me drive you.
00:20:12Hello.
00:20:13Congrats, kid.
00:20:15You're officially homeless.
00:20:17Don't bother coming back.
00:20:19You're on your own now.
00:20:24I guess I might take you up on that offer.
00:20:27Best decision you're gonna make tonight.
00:20:29Now, let me show you to your room.
00:20:31Or mine if you prefer.
00:20:41You know, I always dreamt of going pro in the NFL.
00:20:46I'm not surprised.
00:20:48You're football crazy.
00:20:49Yeah.
00:20:51I was a quarterback.
00:20:53Even one state.
00:20:55My dad, he had other plans for me.
00:21:00He said he wouldn't have a Watson waste his future throwing a ball around.
00:21:06Yeah.
00:21:08So, I became the perfect son.
00:21:12Got straight A's.
00:21:14Student body president.
00:21:17Anything in hopes that he let me play football again.
00:21:24Now your turn.
00:21:27Secret for secret.
00:21:28You've already seen enough.
00:21:31My father's a gambler.
00:21:32Family's a mess.
00:21:34There's nothing left to tell.
00:21:37See, I don't buy it.
00:21:39I think you have a bigger secret to tell.
00:21:41But, you're just too scared to say it out loud.
00:21:50Tell me.
00:21:51It'll be our little secret.
00:22:06I want to be the only one you tell.
00:22:08Let's not pretend that you're straight to your own sweetheart.
00:22:10You're wasted.
00:22:12Sleep it off.
00:22:14I'm taking a shower.
00:22:25I didn't pay you for a cuddler.
00:22:35Alex doesn't date guys.
00:22:37You'll only get yourself hurt.
00:22:42The real secret is...
00:22:44I fell for someone I wasn't supposed to.
00:22:52Alex.
00:22:54Don't leave.
00:22:55You really shouldn't.
00:22:58Stay.
00:23:01Please.
00:23:15I know your little secret.
00:23:20What secret?
00:23:23It's about me.
00:23:25Isn't it?
00:23:36Alex.
00:23:39Tell me.
00:23:41Everything.
00:23:53It was just a dream.
00:24:02Don't go.
00:24:04Alex, let go.
00:24:06Stay.
00:24:21Alex?
00:24:23Alex?
00:24:37Since when did you become Mr. Homemaker?
00:24:40I'd impress you somehow, right?
00:24:42What better way to do that than a nice breakfast?
00:25:08So check it out, Chef Alex's world-famous grilled cheese.
00:25:13Michelin star pending.
00:25:16Did it survive a crime scene?
00:25:18Hey, hey, hey, I'll have you know that I ate sandwich making at summer camp, okay?
00:25:29Okay, fine.
00:25:32Tastes a lot better than it looks.
00:25:33There we go.
00:25:35Am I boyfriend material or what?
00:25:47Alex doesn't date guys.
00:25:49You okay?
00:25:50Drop the act, Alex.
00:25:52There's no one even around to impress.
00:25:55What's that supposed to mean?
00:26:01Forget it, I'm heading to the library.
00:26:05Xavier, wait, you barely touched your grilled cheese!
00:26:13Come on.
00:26:15Damn it!
00:26:25Oh, you're John's kid, right?
00:26:29Your dad owes me a lot of money.
00:26:32He sold the house, the debt should be cleared.
00:26:35But he didn't pay me a single cent.
00:26:38Shit!
00:26:39How deep is this old bastard anyway?
00:26:41You're his kid.
00:26:43So either you settled his debt, or I start taking pieces.
00:26:47It's between you and him, please.
00:26:49Just leave me out of it.
00:26:57Nah, you're definitely involved in it now.
00:27:18Back off, asshole.
00:27:21Who the fuck?
00:27:39You touch him again, you're dead.
00:27:45Two grand, two days.
00:27:49Where your old man's missing a kidney.
00:27:59Alex!
00:28:02You okay?
00:28:03No.
00:28:04Are you?
00:28:06Look at your face.
00:28:10You idiot, why would you do that?
00:28:13Alright, maybe I went a little bit overboard.
00:28:18We need to go to the hospital.
00:28:24You've got an old injury, and now you've seriously torn the ligaments.
00:28:28You're out for the rest of the season.
00:28:30If you push it, you might never step on the field again.
00:28:38I've ruined your entire future.
00:28:40Your entire dream.
00:28:44Hope all is my dream.
00:28:46You're what I really want.
00:28:47You are insane.
00:28:52Well, since this is technically your fault, you definitely owe me.
00:28:57And what exactly do you want?
00:29:00Move in with me.
00:29:01Be my personal nurse.
00:29:08Fine.
00:29:10I guess it's the least I can do.
00:29:15Now feed me.
00:29:17Absolutely not.
00:29:23Alright.
00:29:25Just one bite.
00:29:28And here begins your life as my caretaker.
00:29:48You bite now?
00:29:50You started it.
00:29:52Maybe I'll have to finish it.
00:29:54Won't I?
00:29:59Remember?
00:30:00No strenuous activity.
00:30:02Especially involving your arm.
00:30:04But what if Xavier's on top?
00:30:09Kids these days.
00:30:12You are impossible.
00:30:14It's a love story, babe.
00:30:16I'm just staying in character.
00:30:21Fine.
00:30:22If that's what it takes.
00:30:25Welcome home, babe.
00:30:31Ow!
00:30:33Look, I have one arm.
00:30:34The floors are all wet.
00:30:36This is a potential drowning hazard.
00:30:38Can I get a little help?
00:30:40Nice try.
00:30:41You'll manage.
00:30:49Xavier, help!
00:30:51I slipped!
00:30:55You are unbelievable.
00:30:57Unbelievably sexy, maybe.
00:31:09Stop it.
00:31:10Put your clothes on.
00:31:12Are you blushing?
00:31:14I am not.
00:31:15Oh, sure.
00:31:23Hold this.
00:31:24Now hold that.
00:31:25And if it drops, then...
00:31:27That must mean you want me.
00:31:29You're insane.
00:31:30Maybe.
00:31:42You can start here.
00:31:44You can start here.
00:31:47Whoa.
00:31:50Careful.
00:31:51My skin's more sensitive than my reputation.
00:31:56Shut up.
00:31:57Nothing.
00:31:59Ah.
00:32:01Ouch.
00:32:05Take the
00:32:07Ah!
00:32:09Ah!
00:32:11Ah!
00:32:16Maybe.
00:32:18It.
00:32:19One.
00:32:21I inflamed.
00:32:21One day.
00:32:21Two...
00:32:21A gotcha!
00:32:26Did the
00:32:42Bath time is couple time, right?
00:32:44Do you think this is funny?
00:32:46Just lighten up.
00:32:47I'm just joking.
00:32:49Am I just a punchline to you?
00:32:51Am I a prop for your campaign?
00:32:53I stuck around because I cared about you.
00:32:56And this is how you treat me?
00:33:06Did I overreact?
00:33:14I'm sorry.
00:33:18Okay, but...
00:33:20What if I actually fell in love with you?
00:33:39I thought that I hated you, but it turns out I just hated how much I wanted you.
00:33:50Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:33:55No one's watching us.
00:33:57You can drop the act now.
00:34:02At first, I just wanted the rumors to stop.
00:34:06And signing that contract felt like my only choice.
00:34:14Unless we make it real.
00:34:19And then when everything fell apart, when I was losing the election,
00:34:27you stepped in.
00:34:31You saved me.
00:34:34And you didn't have to.
00:34:37Get off.
00:34:39What the fuck are you doing?
00:34:44When I saw him that close to you...
00:34:48It hurt more than losing the election ever could.
00:34:52It hurt more than losing the election ever could.
00:34:58So...
00:34:59Would you consider making this real with me?
00:35:12Forget what I said earlier.
00:35:14I just...
00:35:23Are you sure?
00:35:39You're driving me crazy.
00:35:42Stop pretending like it isn't happening.
00:35:44Okay.
00:35:54What the fuck?
00:36:23You're driving me crazy.
00:36:38Good morning, sleeping baby.
00:36:41Did I catch you stealing kisses again?
00:36:44You know that's a serious crime, right?
00:36:47Guess you'll have to arrest me, officer.
00:36:54You are way too addictive.
00:36:58I might need rehab.
00:37:00Sorry, no cam dude.
00:37:03You've got a campaign to salvage, interviews lined up,
00:37:08and you're currently wearing exactly zero clothes.
00:37:15Sounds like you prefer me fully dressed.
00:37:19It's disappointing.
00:37:21I prefer you elected, actually.
00:37:38Dude, your poll numbers shot up after that speech.
00:37:41Look at this.
00:37:42You're like a senior year Tom Holland.
00:37:45Charismatic, relatable, and still sexy enough for thirst edits.
00:37:49So, you're saying my chances are good again?
00:37:51Dude, you're literally back to number one.
00:37:53Look at this.
00:37:55I mean, all positive comments, too.
00:37:57But seriously, how did you pull this off?
00:38:00Xavier was against this whole thing from the start,
00:38:02and now he's editing your speeches and organizing your life.
00:38:06Maybe it's because we're actually together now.
00:38:09Right.
00:38:09I was going to say he's acting more like your mom,
00:38:11but yeah, whatever works.
00:38:15Man, what kind of witchcraft did you have to pull
00:38:18to get Sheldon Cooper to fake date you?
00:38:24I didn't use anything.
00:38:26I literally just fell for him.
00:38:35I caught feelings for him.
00:38:37That's all it is.
00:38:38Wow.
00:38:39So, you and him started fake,
00:38:43and then it got real.
00:38:46But dude, he's Xavier Miller.
00:38:48Okay, he's like an AI bot with a built-in firewall.
00:38:51Totally unreadable.
00:38:52Nah, it's just surface code.
00:38:54He's got to dig a little deeper.
00:38:58Listen, man.
00:38:59All I'm saying is it makes a lot more sense
00:39:01for him to be using you for something here.
00:39:05And using me for what exactly?
00:39:08Don't forget,
00:39:09he was your biggest competition.
00:39:12Okay, what if this is a long con,
00:39:13and he's going to flip on you at the end?
00:39:15Look, nobody's that good at faking it.
00:39:18I trust him.
00:39:27Hey, babe.
00:39:28We were just talking about you.
00:39:36Oh, God.
00:39:38Is it actually real?
00:39:49Are you job hunting?
00:39:51Say, if I said you didn't have to pay me back,
00:39:53I thought I made that clear.
00:39:55I know you don't have to think about this kind of stuff,
00:39:58but I do.
00:39:59I'm just planning ahead,
00:40:00figuring things out for myself.
00:40:04Well,
00:40:07the only thing we have to figure out right now
00:40:09is how to get some sleep.
00:40:24Seriously,
00:40:25can you ever just sleep like a normal person?
00:40:27Almost boring.
00:40:29Not one of a kind.
00:40:32You're crushing me.
00:40:33Move.
00:40:34Make me.
00:40:37Hey.
00:40:38Stop.
00:40:41Stop.
00:40:45Fine.
00:40:57Hey, I just wrapped up at practice.
00:40:58Thought I could swing by and pick you up.
00:41:00Could ride home together.
00:41:01Swing by?
00:41:03You're half the city away.
00:41:05Okay, fine.
00:41:06You got me.
00:41:07Maybe I miss you.
00:41:09And also,
00:41:10I'm starving,
00:41:10and only your pasta's going to hit the spot.
00:41:14I'm actually tempted to clock out right now.
00:41:18Oh.
00:41:18Customer.
00:41:20See you tonight.
00:41:23Welcome.
00:41:24What can I get you?
00:41:25Black coffee,
00:41:26no sugar,
00:41:27and a little bit of you.
00:41:30What are you doing here?
00:41:31I just had some business,
00:41:32but I couldn't help but drop in.
00:41:36Black coffee,
00:41:37no sugar coming up.
00:41:42Oh,
00:41:43and by the way,
00:41:44did you hear the news?
00:41:45Alex is planning on dumping your ass.
00:41:47Excuse me?
00:41:49Daddy's had it all arranged.
00:41:51Alex's fiance flies in next week.
00:41:53Apparently,
00:41:54he needs you out of the picture.
00:42:02Enjoy.
00:42:09Call me anytime, sexy.
00:42:22Call me anytime, sexy.
00:42:24Just who we need it right now.
00:42:29Hey,
00:42:30I just saw Noah leaving.
00:42:32Is he bothering you again?
00:42:34Same old.
00:42:34Just stirring the pot.
00:42:36Though he did mention your fiance is flying in next week.
00:42:40Oh.
00:42:43So it's true.
00:42:45I was going to tell you once things were sorted,
00:42:47but I just didn't want to stress you out, you know?
00:42:50Oh, cool.
00:42:50So I'm just some fragile thing you need to protect?
00:42:53No,
00:42:53I barely even know her.
00:42:55She's just some random girl my dad set me up with.
00:42:57Then why hide it?
00:42:59What's the point?
00:43:04I was scared of losing you.
00:43:12Let's get out of here.
00:43:14So we're okay?
00:43:15No.
00:43:17But,
00:43:18we still have roles to play.
00:43:22And right now,
00:43:24I need to get my boyfriend costume.
00:43:29You park the car.
00:43:30I'll go in first.
00:43:31Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:33Where's my goodbye kiss?
00:43:45I have an appointment.
00:43:47A friend booked it for me.
00:43:49Appointments have to be confirmed by the client directly.
00:43:52And,
00:43:52no offense,
00:43:53but
00:43:54you don't exactly fit our typical clientele.
00:44:01So judgy.
00:44:02Eesh.
00:44:04Miss Brown,
00:44:05delightful to see you today.
00:44:07How can I help you?
00:44:08You're Alex's friend, right?
00:44:10Yeah.
00:44:15Serve him.
00:44:16But he doesn't have a...
00:44:18Do you want to lose your job?
00:44:19That's always so.
00:44:22Thanks.
00:44:23You wouldn't happen to be a friend of Alex's too?
00:44:33He wouldn't be thanking me if he knew.
00:44:35I was Alex's fiance.
00:44:38Something like that.
00:44:40I'm Laura.
00:44:41I'll see you.
00:44:43I'll see you.
00:44:43Thanks.
00:44:44Thanks.
00:44:54Mr. Watson.
00:44:55Pleasure to see you.
00:44:56Can I interest you in our latest collection?
00:44:58Well,
00:44:59actually,
00:44:59I'm shopping for my boyfriend here.
00:45:02Do you really have to announce it to everyone?
00:45:04I can tweet it out if you'd like.
00:45:08I'm absolutely delighted to assist you both today.
00:45:12This way, please.
00:45:15Now,
00:45:16the first step to looking like you have your shit together?
00:45:19A suit that actually fits.
00:45:22A suit that actually fits.
00:45:23And this one will fit you perfectly.
00:45:27Go on.
00:45:28Try it on.
00:45:30Why do I need a suit when you're the one running for student body president?
00:45:33What do you see?
00:45:35You see,
00:45:36we both are.
00:45:43Mm-mm-mm.
00:45:45Savile row cut.
00:45:48Flawless.
00:45:50And now,
00:45:51the perfect pair of kicks to tie it all together.
00:46:08You don't have to do this,
00:46:10but I want to.
00:46:13Because you're worth it.
00:46:19All right.
00:46:20Looking good.
00:46:22Does need a touch more tailoring, though.
00:46:30All right.
00:46:31Let's get this jacket off.
00:46:32Hey, wait.
00:46:33What are you doing?
00:46:35Relax.
00:46:35Okay,
00:46:36I'm not going to bite.
00:46:37Unless you want me to.
00:46:40I'm just measuring.
00:46:56Wow.
00:46:5828-inch waist, huh?
00:47:00Looks like someone needs some carbs in their life.
00:47:05Hey.
00:47:06I'm still mad at you.
00:47:11Maybe I'll just have to kiss you and tell you forgive me.
00:47:18Mr. Watson.
00:47:20Your suit.
00:47:21It's ready.
00:47:23Yeah, just, uh,
00:47:25leave it outside.
00:47:31Hey.
00:47:32Don't we clean up nice, huh?
00:47:37Smile.
00:47:45Smile.
00:47:47Smile.
00:47:48Smile.
00:47:48Smile.
00:47:52Smile.
00:47:53Smile.
00:47:59Smile.
00:48:02Smile.
00:48:03Smile.
00:48:03Smile.
00:48:03Hey, Mark. What's up?
00:48:06Emergency! Get to the school right now! Things just blew up!
00:48:16Finally! Come here!
00:48:20Did someone leak the contract again or something?
00:48:22No. Worse.
00:48:24We have a new opponent and she's rising fast.
00:48:27We have to do something.
00:48:29Wait, wait, wait. She?
00:48:30Yeah. Laura Brown. You know, the daughter of crime family billionaire Walter Brown.
00:48:38Laura.
00:48:41You know Laura too?
00:48:43At the tailor shop. She acted like she knew you.
00:48:45She does. She's my fiancé.
00:48:50Fiancé? When the hell were you gonna tell us about that?
00:48:53It was just an arranged thing from my dad. I honestly barely know her.
00:49:00Okay, well, she knows plenty about you two.
00:49:02She's charming the hell out of everyone.
00:49:05Your numbers are dropping. Fast.
00:49:08I mean, this can't just be a coincidence.
00:49:10Exactly.
00:49:12She's here for a reason and it's not to win some election.
00:49:17This just became personal.
00:49:22If people find out about this engagement, it's game over.
00:49:26She'll win by a mile.
00:49:27Unless we find a crack in her game.
00:49:29There's no time.
00:49:31I can handle her.
00:49:35Sounds exciting.
00:49:39Why are you doing this?
00:49:41Maybe it's because you have a secret boyfriend?
00:49:44As far as I'm concerned, our parents set us up on one date.
00:49:48Nothing more.
00:49:49You sure you don't want to give me another shot?
00:49:51I'm way more interesting than him.
00:49:53If you want a fair fight, then fine.
00:49:57But play dirty again.
00:49:59I won't be so polite.
00:50:04Big words.
00:50:05We'll see how long that confidence lasts.
00:50:13Get out.
00:50:14You're not welcome here.
00:50:16Relax.
00:50:17I'm just here to chat.
00:50:17You said you want to get into Princeton, right?
00:50:20Lifelong dream.
00:50:21Well, this is signed by the Vice President.
00:50:24Guaranteed entry.
00:50:27Are you bribing me?
00:50:29I figured you'd say that.
00:50:31But my father doesn't take no well.
00:50:33And your dad, poor John,
00:50:35he owes a lot of people money.
00:50:38People who don't take kindly to being ignored.
00:50:41Keep my father out of this.
00:50:43Then don't force me to call in favors.
00:50:46Relax.
00:50:46I'm not stealing your boyfriend.
00:50:48I'm just showing you a better future.
00:50:51Love is overrated anyway.
00:50:54Maybe to you.
00:50:56And for Alex, too.
00:50:58Oh, has he wished you a happy birthday yet?
00:51:08Need a ride?
00:51:09Just cost you a water bottle out the trunk.
00:51:12He doesn't even know it's my birthday.
00:51:14Fine.
00:51:27Happy birthday, babe.
00:51:34You can finally type the letter M without your laptop imploding.
00:51:39Thank you, Alex.
00:51:43Now hop in.
00:51:45There's something else I want to show you.
00:51:57This is nice.
00:52:01Yes, it is.
00:52:04And I know you're not too big on surprises, but I just couldn't resist.
00:52:10I don't mind them.
00:52:12If they're from you.
00:52:14And listen, I'm not really a romantic.
00:52:17You know, I'm not going to be outside your window with a violin and flowers or writing you poetry.
00:52:24You bought me a laptop?
00:52:25Pretty romantic.
00:52:27And practical.
00:52:28Okay, look.
00:52:29The point is, whatever this is, I mean, us, I'm all in.
00:52:37For real.
00:52:39I don't need violin serenades or poetry.
00:52:44I just need to.
00:52:45I don't need to.
00:52:46Oops.
00:52:57Well, you got me.
00:53:16Let's go back to yours.
00:53:18Let's go.
00:53:27What would you do if I got up and left right now?
00:53:29I'd probably cry like an idiot.
00:53:32Don't even think about it.
00:53:50You know that thing was supposed to help you ace exams, not interrupt morning cuddles.
00:53:55I tracked the truth under account that leaked our contract.
00:53:59Someone local.
00:54:00Then it must be someone at school, right?
00:54:04Did you find anything else?
00:54:07They accidentally switched their webcam on.
00:54:10Laura.
00:54:10Laura.
00:54:16She's breaking all sorts of privacy laws.
00:54:19We should expose her.
00:54:20But if we do that, then she'll twist it and make us look like bullies.
00:54:23What else can we do?
00:54:24If people find out about our engagement, then they're gonna take her side.
00:54:27I mean, it is true, I'm engaged.
00:54:30Then what?
00:54:32I might have something.
00:54:33Why don't we try making some viral couples TikToks?
00:54:37You know, wholesome stuff, charity angle.
00:54:40Tends to work.
00:54:43Fine.
00:54:44Let's do it.
00:54:57You did that on purpose.
00:54:58You bet I did.
00:55:15You bet I did that on purpose.
00:55:17That's perfect.
00:55:21Next up, book donations for underprivileged kids.
00:55:24I'm here with viral campus couple Xavier Miller and Alex Watson.
00:55:29Welcome.
00:55:30Hey, everyone.
00:55:30Happy to be here.
00:55:32Let's see, first question blowing up the chat.
00:55:34What made you guys pick this project?
00:55:36Growing up, books were my only escape.
00:55:39Reading helped me get through some tough times.
00:55:41It's important for me to pass that on.
00:55:43Yeah, it's like the one thing we never fight about either.
00:55:47Hey, I'm Alex's friend.
00:55:50Quick question from the comments.
00:55:51Since you both are queer, thoughts on gay guys marrying girls?
00:55:56Is it just doing what you gotta do or is there more to it?
00:56:04Guys, if someone has a secret boyfriend and a fiancé at the same time, who's the real side piece?
00:56:12Uh, that's a good question.
00:56:15You know, maybe there's more to that than people think.
00:56:22What's worse?
00:56:23Someone keeping secrets or someone leaking it anonymously?
00:56:27Touché.
00:56:28Okay, alright guys, back on track.
00:56:31Um, Xavier, did you have a favorite book as a kid?
00:56:35Uh, The Hobbit.
00:56:37I always wanted my own little cozy Hobbit hole.
00:56:42What the hell is wrong with you?
00:56:46Are you trying to ruin my-
00:56:58Are you out of your mind?
00:57:00I'm your fiancé.
00:57:01It's just one little kiss, what's the big deal?
00:57:03Oh, come on, Laura.
00:57:05You and I both know that engagement would never happen.
00:57:08Using a fake relationship just to win votes?
00:57:10That's pathetic, even for you.
00:57:12Xavier and I don't need your approval.
00:57:14And if you threaten him one more time behind my back, it won't end well.
00:57:19Oh, you found out?
00:57:20Good.
00:57:21Maybe I'll keep a better eye on him then next time.
00:57:23Things might get uglier.
00:57:25What do you want from me?
00:57:30Everything I'm entitled to.
00:57:31That I'm sorry.
00:57:35Xavier, get to the shop right now!
00:57:41Why, what's wrong?
00:57:45Fuck my life, man!
00:57:52hey what are you looking at get out of here you gotta go man no i don't no you have
00:57:59to leave
00:58:00oh my son oh my son man he's trying to shatter all the windows if you didn't show starting all
00:58:06the customers away i'm so sorry i can handle it if you just just i can't keep dealing with this
00:58:11next time this happens you're fired
00:58:16what do you want call your rich boyfriend what's his name alex tell him to pay up
00:58:25daddy needs a bailout you sold the house mom left us you abandoned me and now you want a bailout
00:58:34you filthy little bastard sleeping around with men humiliating our family name
00:58:43i should have sold you off when i had the chance next time i see you i'll make sure the
00:58:50syndicate
00:58:50knows exactly where you are
00:58:56ungrateful brat i think you're above me now just because you got yourself a rich boyfriend
00:59:05finally found you old man
00:59:11finally found you old man
00:59:13please don't hurt me just don't hurt me i'll get the money
00:59:17don't hurt me oh it's a little too late for that
00:59:23where'd you go after the live stream i tried calling you like a million times
00:59:27just the library the library after what happened just collecting some feedback around school got some
00:59:33ideas to boost your polls can we not talk about the election right now just tired okay
00:59:44so that's it you're just giving up letting your fiance take over what are you jealous or something
00:59:51is there something going on with laura i should know about
00:59:53but can we please just not talk about this right now
00:59:56maybe we should take a break
01:00:00xavier wait
01:00:12i'm such an idiot thinking i actually meant something to
01:00:22oh jesus
01:00:24mark where's alex i've been called he's at the frat house last minute vogue grabbing
01:00:29and he's not answering his messages not even mine
01:00:31look it's the day before the election he's totally locked in okay
01:00:35hey you all right
01:00:38need any help it's all right i'll handle it
01:00:43of course he's got people goals a life i've only ever had him
01:00:53what am i gonna do now
01:00:57want to make a deal
01:01:06your dad owes money to three different gangs including mine
01:01:09please don't hurt him i promise i'll figure something out
01:01:13you can't afford it besides the thing lino family took him
01:01:1624 hours today start sending body parts
01:01:20what am i supposed to do
01:01:27sign this
01:01:29and i'll pay up your dad's debt
01:01:30but on one condition
01:01:32you have to stop
01:01:33seeing alex
01:01:35for good
01:01:39where was he when you needed him most
01:01:41you better keep your word
01:01:43grounds don't lie
01:01:49what the hell did you do
01:01:51xavier's not answering my calls
01:01:53me
01:01:54i only saved his father's skin and paid off his debt
01:01:57he should be thanking me
01:01:59wait debt what
01:02:01what debt
01:02:02xavier never told me about that
01:02:04maybe because he dumped you
01:02:06he was pretty clear that you're finished
01:02:09no
01:02:10no way no he wouldn't do that
01:02:14i need to go talk to him
01:02:28why didn't you tell laura we broke up
01:02:30because
01:02:31it's true
01:02:33look the whole reason i even dated you
01:02:35was for princeton
01:02:36laura sorted that for me
01:02:38and she bailed my dad out
01:02:39so our deal
01:02:41it's done
01:02:42so you're just gonna dumb me for a college recommendation
01:02:45without her
01:02:46my dad would be dead
01:02:47and
01:02:48you're just holding a contract over my head
01:02:51like i'm some stunt to boost your votes
01:02:53savior stop
01:02:54okay the contract never mattered
01:02:57love you
01:02:59okay don't push me away
01:03:01love
01:03:03just a sob story
01:03:05up there on your throne
01:03:07treating me like a charity case
01:03:09yes i'm done
01:03:10you know that's not true
01:03:12you know me
01:03:13do i
01:03:16you wake up in your silk sheets
01:03:19drinking your fancy coffee
01:03:22i don't even know where i'm gonna sleep tonight
01:03:25we're worlds apart
01:03:27xavier please don't do this
01:03:29stay away from me
01:03:31you make me sick
01:03:37just get out of my life
01:03:38we're done
01:03:40i just
01:03:41i said
01:03:42we're done
01:03:59i'm so sorry
01:04:00alex
01:04:02i'm sorry
01:04:04sign this
01:04:07and i'll pay your dad's debt
01:04:09but in return
01:04:10you have to cut off alex
01:04:12for good
01:04:15can't do that
01:04:17imagine i post
01:04:18a viral tiktok
01:04:19as the heartbroken fiance
01:04:21betrayed by her closeted boyfriend
01:04:24alex won't just lose the election
01:04:26he'll lose everything
01:04:28you're twisting the truth
01:04:29it's whatever people will believe
01:04:32he's already losing support
01:04:34and his family backing is next
01:04:36do you really want to watch him lose everything
01:04:41you're dead weight xavier
01:04:42and we both know it
01:04:45my family can lift him up
01:04:46yours only drive him down
01:04:49alex
01:04:50you're the best thing that's ever happened to me
01:04:52i won't be the reason your life falls apart
01:04:55so
01:04:56you get a sign
01:05:00you better keep your promise
01:05:03browns don't lie
01:05:14did you forget our agreement
01:05:23if you want me out of the election
01:05:26fine
01:05:26but in return
01:05:28you cut off savior
01:05:29and introduced me as your fiance
01:05:34if not
01:05:36i will email every voter
01:05:38proof
01:05:39that your relationship was fake
01:05:41the entire time
01:05:43you'll lose everything
01:05:46get out
01:05:49love her legacy alex
01:06:02xavier
01:06:03xavier
01:06:22Alex! Alex!
01:06:24Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex.
01:06:31Hello, I'm Alex Watson.
01:06:34And today, I stand here as...
01:06:44Oh, my God.
01:06:46Oh, my God.
01:06:47Oh, my God.
01:06:47Oh, my God.
01:06:49Xavier Miller and I, we're in a fake relationship.
01:06:53Are you serious?
01:06:54We signed a contract.
01:06:56What a fake.
01:06:57You lied to all of us.
01:06:58No!
01:07:03It started as fake, but then it got real.
01:07:10I've never met anyone like Xavier before.
01:07:13You okay?
01:07:19Yeah, I'm fine.
01:07:23Not even a thank you.
01:07:26At least tell me your name.
01:07:29It's not important.
01:07:33And I thought he was just some arrogant genius who didn't have time for me.
01:07:42Didn't have time for me.
01:07:44That with a stupid on-stage accident, I'd kiss.
01:08:05Xavier, I know you're watching.
01:08:08So, listen.
01:08:11Fuck the election.
01:08:12Fuck family expectations.
01:08:14And fuck football.
01:08:15None of them matters, Xavier.
01:08:17Because all I ever wanted was to be with you.
01:08:24The votes are in.
01:08:26The new student body president is...
01:08:29Alex Watson!
01:08:32Come on up and give you a speech.
01:08:38Uh, where is he?
01:08:42You idiot.
01:08:56What are you doing here?
01:08:58You just won.
01:08:59Ah, screw the election.
01:09:01It's you that I won.
01:09:03But you said winning is everything.
01:09:05Not if it means losing you.
01:09:08Over and over again.
01:09:18You're such a reckless idiot.
01:09:20But that was kind of sweet.
01:09:28Just need you.
01:09:36Winning you beats any election.
01:09:40All right.
01:09:42Now that line is a solid 10.
01:09:50What's with all the construction?
01:09:51They building something?
01:09:53Close.
01:09:55Private make-out spot.
01:09:57Residential access only.
01:10:01You're president now.
01:10:02Try acting like him.
01:10:03Hey, I'm just keeping my campaign promises.
01:10:11You remembered.
01:10:12Of course.
01:10:16All right.
01:10:17Let's begin.
01:10:18The football kit budget was inflated 230%.
01:10:22Money that could have paid for students' transport who were working late.
01:10:25That's the first time someone called me out for real.
01:10:28And it stuck.
01:10:29Already testing out the new spot?
01:10:31Fold.
01:10:35Fold.
01:10:36Already testing out the new spot?
01:10:37Fold.
01:10:38What now?
01:10:40Relax.
01:10:41Just here to say goodbye.
01:10:42Goodbye?
01:10:43Turns out our dads finally saw reason.
01:10:46Engagement's officially canceled.
01:10:47You're free, Alex.
01:10:49Just like that?
01:10:50Not even worth fighting for?
01:10:52Can you let her finish?
01:10:54Truth is, I didn't want to marry you either.
01:10:56Then why come between us?
01:10:58I just needed to prove myself.
01:11:00To my parents.
01:11:02To everyone.
01:11:05The way you stood by each other.
01:11:08Honestly, I envy that.
01:11:11And the Princeton thing is still on, Xavier.
01:11:14You earned it.
01:11:16Thanks, Laura.
01:11:18I'm off to Paris.
01:11:20New family business venture.
01:11:22Maybe I'll see y'all again sometime.
01:11:24Maybe so.
01:11:34You think she'll be okay?
01:11:37She's tougher than the both of us combined.
01:11:39She'll be fine.
01:11:43Still haven't mastered walking, eh?
01:11:46Only around you.
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