- 6 minutes ago
💞HOT SHORT 💞 My Dad Is Poseidon DramaRush
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Slow-ass sea slug!
00:35Slow-ass sea slug!
00:38Slow-ass sea slug!
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:15No!
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:43Sire, I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
02:05Sire, who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire, you're finally stepping in!
02:40Sire, you're finally stepping in!
02:58What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry! I didn't mean to-
03:50Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:26I die. I really need this guy.
04:35Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more. A lot more.
04:56Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15What?
05:16Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:20Damn it. He tracked me.
05:35Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:40Get away! Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:51Why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?!
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:27Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:38But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?!
07:29Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough! Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:42Even Narius' sea boat give him a wide burn!
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants top an orcer?! Who the hell are you?!
08:26Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing!
08:36Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:44Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:51Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura? She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy? Mommy!
10:46Mommy!
11:03It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:18Young asob
11:19Baby, help me.
11:21Somebody help me!
11:34To the Nemu
11:36Give me a name, Leora. Who did this? I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago. You're my fiancé, my property.
12:08You filthy whore. Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:24No! Let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:40I got careless. Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:45Shipwreck? Those cuts are surgical, Leora. Someone did this to you.
12:53You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
12:57Boss, soup's ready.
13:05If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily. She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe. Now drink.
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:25Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue? Golden apple sap? I studied this in grad's time.
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals. Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More. Try it.
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting Daddy.
14:01I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:26What a lively little snack.
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay. You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:46This guy's luck is insane.
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria.
15:02We've got a kid together now.
15:05I'm not letting anything touch.
15:08You or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:12Daddy! Daddy! Help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:19Lily's in trouble!
15:27I... I'm not tasty.
15:29My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:32Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl.
15:41Devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:57eh idk
16:04coworkers
16:05mocking
16:06I'm the only one I'm the only one I want to mention
16:07going
16:07Well, last
16:19you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:27i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip my head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal
16:39wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:58bitch
17:03jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:22you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the monster
17:48off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:25you
18:28you
18:30you
18:32Yeah!
18:59My leash!
19:02have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life no problem
19:07thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:43near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:50leash
20:02my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
20:25in some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:42the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:47who the hell are you you're in haides territory asshole
21:03poseidon
21:13is haides still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:22who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:39you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07little fish
22:16hate staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23haides you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:31one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out
22:56in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord
23:07is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:27everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:31every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:43let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:59easy pickets let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:24a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:31who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:39mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding this forest is locked down
25:17surrender now i'll go with you on one condition
25:22let my daughter go no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:37kids mine you die
25:43you poisoned me
25:47my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:53give up
25:54you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded poisoned done
26:07the kid's coming with me
26:11don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead
26:17but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face all mine now
26:34let my mommy go you bastard
26:43lily lily run get out of here
26:51serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
27:13your hands off her
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:33Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:41So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:05Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go.
28:08Now!
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:26Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:41No!
28:45No!
28:46No!
28:49No!
28:57No!
28:58No!
28:58No!
28:58No!
28:59No!
29:02No!
29:04That's...
29:09No!
29:12No!
29:14No!
29:16No!
29:19daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's
29:26gonna be okay we're going back for her right now hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:46lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:52daddy's gonna do a little magic trick okay
29:59you are the best
30:09some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
30:15you're not human who the hell are you my daughter's here so i'm keeping it clean disappear
30:41okay lily you can turn around now
30:48daddy what happened to the bad guy he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
31:00lily stay right here inside this circle don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
31:05i'll be right back
31:11daddy be careful
31:14don't worry lily no one's ever beaten your dad
31:24that poison's eating you alive little nymph how much longer you got let me have my fun first
31:32so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:47damn you take a hit well let's enjoy this body then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy for jack
31:56and
31:56lily even if i die i'm taking this beast down with me
32:02no signal you trying to hog the glory more coming killing one won't save jack and lily
32:08no choice i'm taking them down with me this the woman dylan wants where the kid
32:14some guy took the brat useless grab her first then we hunt the child
32:24just let jack and lily be safe
32:30you all want to come at once then die together pick your graves
32:46why did you come back where's lily
32:53lily's safe don't push yourself
32:57so this is the woman's secret lover her taste is trash
33:02beg now and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece refuse and you'll be screaming end it fast
33:14you in our eyes you're not even an enemy just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:20just hold on a little longer jack means more to me than anything i won't let him get hurt
33:36you want my husband step over my corpse first in a hurry to die fine i'll oblige
34:13you're half dead already
34:15how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are poseidon's warriors
34:20this can't be
34:49Ancient Ekethra, the coastal legend monster?
34:52Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing!
35:00He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us. We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
35:12Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me. Jack, stay behind me.
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:26Stop saying that, Jack. Look around. We're surrounded. We could actually die here.
35:36My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
Comments