00:04The walk isn't over until the dog says so.
00:12Yeah.
00:16It's a goat licking arm.
00:18I can't hear anything you say.
00:20You're talking to me.
00:21I'm talking to the goat.
00:23What?
00:24I'm talking to the goat.
00:26He's licking the salt off my arm.
00:33That's one friendly goat.
00:36Okay, that's enough.
00:51The officers had no idea what kind of opponent they were about to face.
00:58Oh, s***.
01:09When it comes to catching an alligator, anything goes.
01:12Even a trash bin.
01:39Oh, s***.
01:40Oh, s***.
02:04This is how love ends.
02:17Nobody in this neighborhood takes cops seriously.
02:20Especially this guy.
02:23Hey, look at this s***.
02:33This is a spotted animal.
02:40You're like a f***ing bird right there.
02:44Oh, I'm tripping.
02:45It's just so funny.
02:48Oh, my God.
02:50I don't know.
02:51Hey, são vocês.
02:52S***...
02:59They tore the top apart.
03:01Oh, my God.
03:02So now the f***ing seeds in these...
03:04Don't chill on it, ******.
03:07I'm sorry, d**k.
03:08I'm so sorry.
03:09God damn it, dude.
03:10I'm sorry.
03:11What are we doing?
03:11Oh, hold on.
03:12There's the mom.
03:13Get out!
03:13No, no, no, no, no.
03:46Happy birthday, Jan.
03:51As you can see, the last thing she wanted for her birthday was a pile of cups.
03:56Oh my god.
03:58Son of a b****.
04:02Who did this?
04:05Somebody better help start cleaning this up.
04:07Why did it start healing?
04:13It's okay.
04:17Oh my god.
04:40He launched me off.
04:43Holy crap.
04:44That was the most badass thing I've seen in a while.
05:03Oh my god.
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